YOU ARE / NOT THE FATHER MOMENTS! / MAURY / (Black People Version)

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  • @phoenixmichaels
    @phoenixmichaels Před rokem +130

    Man KNEW he was the father, and insisted on BEING the father, and all that entails. In a world with too many deadbeat dads, looking for any reason to escape responsibility, this man runs towards it. That's a man folks. He will do well as a dad.

  • @mst1740
    @mst1740 Před rokem +266

    I feel so sorry for those babies. I hope they never see how bad their parents acted on tv.

    • @cadrollhunting3564
      @cadrollhunting3564 Před rokem +6

      you realize that this show and all shows like this on tv are staged and those are all actors?

    • @rachybaby72
      @rachybaby72 Před rokem +23

      @@cadrollhunting3564 They're not actors.

    • @jarroddavid8352
      @jarroddavid8352 Před rokem +2

      @@rachybaby72 I definitely think they are.

    • @rachybaby72
      @rachybaby72 Před rokem +6

      @Jarrod David I don't. They may be acting, but they're not paid by the show.

    • @cadrollhunting3564
      @cadrollhunting3564 Před rokem +2

      @@rachybaby72 they are paid. Many people participating as actors came out on reddit over the years, they are normal people receiving a small amount of money, around 200-500, to participate in this show. Almost all reality tv shows are completely scripted, even things like antique roadshow, pawn stars or survivor. It is an absolute exception for a reality show to be not fake, Alone on history channel is one of the only examples.

  • @zyongslife
    @zyongslife Před rokem +43

    I loved this show when it was on. It was my birth control! lol

    • @johnwray393
      @johnwray393 Před rokem +1

      100% this show did more than condoms. Pull OUT!

    • @LA_HA
      @LA_HA Před rokem

      ​@@johnwray393 Or opt out

  • @Mike_For_Sure
    @Mike_For_Sure Před rokem +67

    “Maury got the best job in the world!!” 😂😂😂

    • @MrTee12
      @MrTee12 Před rokem +3

      But Vana White has the easiest job and gets paid millions

  • @scovyaporsha
    @scovyaporsha Před rokem +110

    The Guy in the glasses is cracking me up. He's so disappointed and disgusted with these humans.. 😂😂😂😂. ❤ you guys. From London, England

  • @ElBucho24
    @ElBucho24 Před rokem +38

    "They're about to be homeless! Poor ass!" 😂😂😂

  • @michaeltipton5500
    @michaeltipton5500 Před rokem +153

    His show was the best part of being home sick. I loved it when he said "You are not the Father". Some of these Women sleep around so much they can't even keep track.

    • @cecilhunnicutt7053
      @cecilhunnicutt7053 Před rokem +6

      Right, they are making a fool of themselves calling the guys names, saying oh, I know he’s the dad then the results come out, you are not the father LMAO, it was the best

    • @joniselbe7072
      @joniselbe7072 Před rokem +16

      Yep,but so do the men. Feel so sorry for the children.

    • @michaeltipton5500
      @michaeltipton5500 Před rokem +5

      @@joniselbe7072 Yes the kids are in the middle for sure.

    • @joshuatempleton9556
      @joshuatempleton9556 Před rokem +10

      there is a woman that has been on maury 13 times looking for the father and still didn't find him.

    • @Zenith_Nulls
      @Zenith_Nulls Před rokem

      @@joshuatempleton9556 Ok thats next level 💀

  • @tylerriojas6250
    @tylerriojas6250 Před rokem +25

    " they can't afford condoms, they're going to be homeless" hahaha

  • @tdub102
    @tdub102 Před rokem +5

    there was one lady that had like 5 guys tested and still couldn't get a hit. and Maury said, trying to console her, "if you can think of anymore men it might be, bring em on, and we'll test them"

  • @a_marie
    @a_marie Před rokem +43

    We didn't have cable growing up so when we were sick at home, this would be the show we would watch and would react to the crowd. It was great lol!!😂

    • @elizabitty213
      @elizabitty213 Před rokem +3

      Yup sick days for me were this, the price is right and my grandmas soap operas 😅

    • @AJ-bu4yv
      @AJ-bu4yv Před rokem +1

      I'm sick at home watching this now lol

  • @viviennedunbar3374
    @viviennedunbar3374 Před rokem +38

    I feel sad for the children that will see this in the future.

  • @michaeldomingo9878
    @michaeldomingo9878 Před rokem +30

    i found it really surprising how much the people on this show sleep around, that they can't tell who the parent of these children.

    • @sandramason6795
      @sandramason6795 Před rokem +1

      It's sad women don't respect themselves any more than this!

    • @murphybrown1366
      @murphybrown1366 Před rokem

      Come to Europe where it is a 1000 times worst

    • @cosmo588
      @cosmo588 Před rokem +4

      @@sandramason6795 true, but also the men. You need 2 to tango. People need to learn some discipline and responsibility, and keep their pants on.

  • @KC-ni5gw
    @KC-ni5gw Před rokem +5

    He doesn't drink milk, so he can't have kids.
    🤦‍♀️

  • @samantharose1144
    @samantharose1144 Před rokem +26

    4:29 SHE’S BEEN LOOKING FOR 🥧. Old crusty 53 year old Pie.

  • @Nb123022
    @Nb123022 Před rokem +9

    Awe....this brings me back to high school. We'd always leave school to go have lunch and watch this and Jenny Jones😆

    • @AlishaJH89
      @AlishaJH89 Před rokem +1

      I used to stay home from school (pretending to be sick) just so I could watch Jennie Jones! 🤣🤣🤣. Loved when Rude Jude was on there. I was like 8 years old and deemed him as “my boyfriend” 😂😂😂😂

    • @AlishaJH89
      @AlishaJH89 Před rokem +1

      Jenny****

  • @moneymike473
    @moneymike473 Před rokem +45

    Patricia needs to take a lie detector test because ain't no way she's 23. Maybe 33. Or 43. 😂😂😂

    • @classic-kool
      @classic-kool Před rokem +2

      She needs to keep her legs closed...

    • @tiffanykim2773
      @tiffanykim2773 Před rokem +8

      Listen 😤 everyone ages differently 😂

    • @jayar7436
      @jayar7436 Před rokem +4

      She a hard 23! Lol

    • @cosmo588
      @cosmo588 Před rokem

      I think guys genuinely are shit at knowing peoples faces. Patricia looks like she’s in her 20s. Y’all are blind asf lmao

  • @GrapeApe2018
    @GrapeApe2018 Před rokem +50

    You guys brighten this old lady's day, and I just want to say thank you. 🌞

  • @bigjay123
    @bigjay123 Před rokem +19

    Then Maurey is like "Alright now don't get on her, she's been through a lot"
    "Yeah a lot of d'xk.

  • @gregkelly6150
    @gregkelly6150 Před rokem +116

    37 year old white guy from Niagara Falls, NY here…big fan of your guys’ content. So cool to see the younger generation discover new music/videos for the first time. You guys are funny as hell, and even more importantly, you guys are open to new ideas and critiques of political/societal issues and approach them with intelligence and pragmatism. Wish y’all all the best in the future!

  • @kristkreep6668
    @kristkreep6668 Před rokem +9

    Wow, I feel so bad for the kids. How can you not know who the father of your baby is. So sad.

  • @UnicornOfDepression
    @UnicornOfDepression Před rokem +5

    Daryl's a true G for stepping up to be a dad to his kid.
    Most dudes would have stepped out, or just let the new BF think it's his kid.

  • @skavenengineer9084
    @skavenengineer9084 Před rokem +19

    "u are not the father"
    women:
    🏃‍♀
    men:
    🕺

  • @carmonlyons8077
    @carmonlyons8077 Před rokem +22

    Lessons I've learned from Maury ...get a DNA test if it's a hookup..... legally move heaven and hell to see my child, no woman would ever keep me from seeing them

    • @rochellelove3785
      @rochellelove3785 Před rokem +1

      Get a DNA no matter what at birth, not just for hookups.

  • @0kaykay0
    @0kaykay0 Před rokem +7

    I enjoy watching you guys reactions 😂. Y'all make my day.

  • @katiElyn305
    @katiElyn305 Před rokem +4

    I cried when Maury show ended. I can seriously throw out quotes from people who have been on this show.

  • @osagiee.guobadia-secondytc4624
    @osagiee.guobadia-secondytc4624 Před 2 měsíci +1

    Ah, memories of when everyone grew up watching Maury on TV. : )

  • @The_English_Pels_Fan
    @The_English_Pels_Fan Před rokem +9

    Used to love watching this in the 🇬🇧...love the energy! Go Pels! ⚜️🏀

  •  Před rokem +4

    This show was an unhinged part of my childhood 😂😂😂

  • @jeremytrent3534
    @jeremytrent3534 Před rokem +3

    I loved the line "he's got a leather jacket on with blue jeans.... I don't trust him".

  • @nikkimireles983
    @nikkimireles983 Před rokem +3

    I love this channel so much lol you guys literally react to EVERYTHING 😂🙌🏼

  • @Rocky_theman_
    @Rocky_theman_ Před rokem +5

    @3:00 Maury’s like “sup my G”

  • @Yank0907
    @Yank0907 Před rokem +7

    Each and every video y’all put out is gold. Keep it up!!!!

  • @mcmontgomery420
    @mcmontgomery420 Před rokem +2

    This is the best Milk Ad I've ever watched...

  • @IronLungProductionsOfficial

    You guys crack me up! haha
    Love from Australia! 💚

  • @jdawg9137
    @jdawg9137 Před rokem +3

    I worked in a hospital, and me and my co-worker would find an empty patient room an watch Maury on the clock everyday!

  • @johneicher7914
    @johneicher7914 Před rokem +8

    Just wanted to drop a note and say I am really enjoying your videos. Working my way through the list. Thank you
    I have a suggestion I don't think I have seen yet.
    In 2007 Joss Stone and Leann Rimes did an amazing collaboration on the music show called Crossroads. I think the first song Super Duper Love would be a good one.
    Thanks and keep it going.

  • @50shadesofgday64
    @50shadesofgday64 Před rokem +11

    I can't lie it was nice seeing the mother sticking up for her son like that, making sure he didn't get slogged paying for something that wasn't his, even though it turned out to be his.

  • @rachelsamples2765
    @rachelsamples2765 Před rokem +2

    Maury is retiring! Girls fall in the floor “I didn’t sleep with no one else”! Yes you did!

  • @barrelbum1016
    @barrelbum1016 Před rokem +1

    Those women are so angry and hateful. The distain in the eyes... oooh boy. She can keep on goin with that.

  • @fgfg633
    @fgfg633 Před rokem +2

    13:21 “She’s making me mad.” 😂

  • @riverselive_kdmz_8458
    @riverselive_kdmz_8458 Před 9 měsíci

    Lol ngl the way they dance after knowing is hilarious 😂

  • @rodneygarwood-orange137
    @rodneygarwood-orange137 Před rokem +1

    First clip… what’s funny is a guy gets negative reaction from the crowd when he does want to be the father and when someone doesn’t want to be the father smh can’t win… great reaction young brothers!

  • @sirlukachu
    @sirlukachu Před rokem +4

    I feel for the children 😥

  • @kristinholden4334
    @kristinholden4334 Před rokem

    Yalls commentary on this one was hilarious! 😂 if y’all can find more of these, plleeaassseeeee do it!

  • @ajaxjohnson7999
    @ajaxjohnson7999 Před rokem +2

    Maury be getting some of these heffers to the most CARDIO they've ever done in their lives!! 😅😅
    You are NOT the father!
    "I'm so upset I'm gonna run a MILE!!"

  • @Stardust414
    @Stardust414 Před rokem

    We gotta have more of these please!! 🙏😂🤟🏼

  • @cockneycharm3970
    @cockneycharm3970 Před rokem +8

    This was pukka! Great reaction and video 👏
    Its the little'uns I feel for.

  • @Booderman
    @Booderman Před rokem +1

    There should never be any doubt who the baby’s daddy is! Sad! Any man can father a child , we need more dad’s!!!

    • @Fakename70
      @Fakename70 Před rokem

      Women need to keep better track of who fathered their child.

    • @rochellelove3785
      @rochellelove3785 Před rokem

      @@Fakename70 That's easy if you only have 1 man.

  • @Crystal-ge9gh
    @Crystal-ge9gh Před rokem +2

    Sad! Don't ever watch that stuff but I guess Brandon's dramatics made it worth it😅

  • @cindybird3247
    @cindybird3247 Před rokem +9

    It's a sad world when your "proof of baby daddy" is because they look like a certain man! How about proof because it's the only man you've been with! UGH
    Hahahaha, Brandon that was hysterical!

  • @maesterwyse
    @maesterwyse Před rokem +17

    Good content guys. I love what you guys do and every reaction video you've made. I want to make a suggestion, I think you guys should start reacting to some afrobeat/music. I believe that you guys will love it. love from Nigeria 🇳🇬.

  • @AlishaJH89
    @AlishaJH89 Před rokem +1

    Def do more of these! Also I agree y’all should react to some Cheaters too!

  • @raphaelpaz8476
    @raphaelpaz8476 Před rokem

    I love that couch it collects nothing but tears!

  • @amandaabrahams5118
    @amandaabrahams5118 Před rokem

    I loved watching these....

  • @Falcon_Serbia
    @Falcon_Serbia Před rokem

    Man I remember watching this show as a kid back in the day the you are __ the father episodes where always my favorite lmao

  • @PBJ979
    @PBJ979 Před rokem

    PATERNITY COURT is another very interesting show. The Judge is kind and fair........ but, oh, does it show the promiscuity and lack of understanding of their promiscuous consequences that end up destroying lives. I just love you young men. You are restoring hope in me that not all young people have been wharped by the dark culture.

  • @VaBeachBeach2971
    @VaBeachBeach2971 Před rokem +1

    DNA test should be mandatory before the possible father is allowed or required to sign the birth certificate. Parental fraud is more common than you think.

  • @anchovy9405
    @anchovy9405 Před rokem

    Lolzzz 😂😂😂pls do more MAURY!!! Those poor kids brought into these crazy families

  • @misska7535
    @misska7535 Před rokem +2

    Wow, the pie guy one was disgusting and funny. Black or white, I'd never go on that show & embarrass myself. So crazy lol. 😉😂 You're all great. I love your reactions. 👍👊🩵
    God bless 👑🙏🕊♥️♥️

  • @thecausalgamer7916
    @thecausalgamer7916 Před měsícem

    I remember when Maury had the “are they a man or a woman” episodes as well lol

  • @ryancortes6873
    @ryancortes6873 Před rokem +2

    “They can’t afford condoms they finna be homeless” 🤣🤣🤣 for real tho why they celebrating

  • @jenniferlightbourn8407

    😂😂😂😂😂 this is my favorite reaction from y'all 😂🎉

  • @abhilashapati4677
    @abhilashapati4677 Před 10 měsíci

    When i had covid, i binged watch all of maury's videos. Loved that guy. May his soul rest in peace.

  • @truthorpropaganda9001
    @truthorpropaganda9001 Před rokem +1

    Ahh Maury...the finest examples of human culture. Watching mess makes you part of mess, and mess will seek you out in its own time.

  • @JefferySwan-sg2wv
    @JefferySwan-sg2wv Před 9 měsíci

    Brandon? Hope That's right..
    Is so chill. You guys rock

  • @vondamiles5470
    @vondamiles5470 Před rokem +1

    This video made me laugh so much! This is my childhood lol Pie ran into the audience 🤦🏽‍♀️

  • @controlZchannel
    @controlZchannel Před rokem +1

    I'd be ashamed to have the last one as a mother or daughter.

  • @Perez_studios
    @Perez_studios Před rokem

    Maaaaan, I could watch this all day.

  • @willtherealgeorgemichaelpl5879

    This is my morning laugh therapy session every day...

  • @yeswe3939
    @yeswe3939 Před rokem

    It's a good day for crazy Old ladies when y'all where shorts! Love your reaction to this clip! Crazy Old White Lady

  • @anna-mariepellett4362

    🦋 ridiculous, hilarious, and I loved every minute of it lol👶🏻👶🏻👶🏻👶🏻👶🏻

  • @Karina_Borz
    @Karina_Borz Před rokem +1

    Guy in the red has a very mature thought process I respect him. Guy in the middle is sooooo cute 😍😂

  • @loganbothma9822
    @loganbothma9822 Před rokem +2

    🤣👊🏻 CONGRATULATIONS DARRELL 🥂🤟🏻

  • @gravypatron
    @gravypatron Před rokem +2

    Humanity is a circus full of outdoor voices.

  • @JackieL0315
    @JackieL0315 Před rokem +1

    These were always crazy af!!! 😂😂
    Please play Blue on Black by Kenny Wayne Sheppard!!! 🙏🏻🙏🏻

  • @joeyrogers7017
    @joeyrogers7017 Před rokem +2

    My wife and I cal this "The Scream Show". The guests on stage sit within mere feet of each other and yell to the top of their lungs. Looking face to face and yelling like they're several city blocks apart.

  • @fateagle4life
    @fateagle4life Před rokem +1

    I don't think that girl has never not been able to find pie.

  • @blakemcelrath54
    @blakemcelrath54 Před rokem

    You guys are hilarious keep it up bros

  • @danellacoffey5836
    @danellacoffey5836 Před 11 měsíci

    So funny watching you all then. The guy in the red top just had a look of disgust on his face all the way through😂

  • @cecilhunnicutt7053
    @cecilhunnicutt7053 Před rokem +1

    Couldn’t afford condoms at the time, something just tells me they wait all year for that tax check.

    • @rochellelove3785
      @rochellelove3785 Před rokem

      Can't afford condoms, but have a baby with expenses for minimum 18 years???

  • @bohrich5617
    @bohrich5617 Před rokem +1

    Love from Australia

  • @friendlyblckgirl
    @friendlyblckgirl Před rokem

    I hope you guys do the White People Version too. 😂 Love y’all’s energy and channel. ❤️❤️

  • @mariejustme
    @mariejustme Před rokem

    Maury!? You lost me…😂

  • @carolynfrancis-mclucas6185

    Jerry Springer had crazy shows, lots of fists flying, usually the girl's.

  • @Irish176
    @Irish176 Před rokem

    We found you watching a JLP clip.then the righteous brothers
    BeeGees
    Phil Collins
    Im a lifetime fan
    Your faces and reactions are the best
    Real deal

  • @sigsour2266
    @sigsour2266 Před rokem

    Greatest daytime tv ever!!

  • @debperry1431
    @debperry1431 Před rokem

    Father's have rights and glad Darrell pushed the paternity test

  • @kennethturner8290
    @kennethturner8290 Před rokem +1

    " You are the Father!", Baby starts crying.

  • @shawnboyce1663
    @shawnboyce1663 Před rokem

    I remember some of the funniest lines from the the early 2000's 🤣

  • @petekaz3089
    @petekaz3089 Před rokem +1

    Maury has done the same show for 20-plus years

  • @johnjasso37
    @johnjasso37 Před rokem

    Love this video guys keep it up love watching the videos, but I want to tell you guys look up Joyner Lucas Devil’s Work 1 & 2 looking forward to seeing you guys do that soon.

  • @nhd6128
    @nhd6128 Před měsícem

    Man, we gotta be near that age where a flood of maury babies become adults and start reviewing these epsiodes 😂 imagine that shit...

  • @debbiebailey4924
    @debbiebailey4924 Před rokem

    You guys are so funny. I love your videos

  • @samantharose1144
    @samantharose1144 Před rokem +3

    I feel like Maury was old when I used to watch this as a kid. How is he still around 😂

  • @MishMash22
    @MishMash22 Před rokem

    Love the way Pie was acting like he just won a quiz show prize hahahaha

  • @joeycincotta9327
    @joeycincotta9327 Před rokem

    Y’all gotta do Jerry slinger highlights

  • @sarahg3895
    @sarahg3895 Před rokem

    Ahhhh I used to love watching Maury!!

  • @victoriakaterina5279
    @victoriakaterina5279 Před rokem +1

    The only real victims on that show are the children. They deserve better parents.

  • @yolitriviz1028
    @yolitriviz1028 Před rokem +1

    Lmao, they "couldn't afford condoms," but they can afford a baby🤔 make that make sense🤦🏻‍♀️

  • @kctully3811
    @kctully3811 Před rokem +1

    Paternity court is sad but so funny… the lies people think they can get away with.