the birds and the bees (literally)

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  • čas přidán 7. 07. 2024
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  • @mayahiga
    @mayahiga  Před rokem +304

    Offset your carbon footprint on Wren: www.wren.co/start/maya
    The first 100 people who sign up will have 10 extra trees planted in their name!

    • @RetroKingOG
      @RetroKingOG Před rokem +1

      gorgeous as always :)

    • @notchs0son
      @notchs0son Před rokem +4

      Bed bugs part made me wanna vomit and die and go cry in a corner.

    • @the_townleys
      @the_townleys Před rokem

      Maya it's Anthony & Mikey from Los Santos Is A Driver's Town 🙋 🙋‍♂️ 🤣We Luv Birds Too!!

    • @Octavion114
      @Octavion114 Před rokem

      im glad your back dont leave us please lol

    • @desert_druid_xD
      @desert_druid_xD Před rokem

      no wonder the bee movie is so horny....but wait does that mean all the bees are adopted?? and just set up as family structures so they can learn

  • @IEnjoySeaMan
    @IEnjoySeaMan Před rokem +974

    love that when she says that duck PP is not a PP because it doesn't erect with blood somone in chat said "skill issue"

    • @romxxii
      @romxxii Před 4 měsíci

      Most mammals actually rely on a bone to get their boners erect. Google "baculum."

    • @Bexchoklad
      @Bexchoklad Před 3 měsíci +12

      @Daathiel yes? where did you think this class was taking place?

  • @jackkelly9048
    @jackkelly9048 Před 4 měsíci +575

    Snail foreplay is a knife fight and whoever wins gets to top?!
    That's the coolest thing I've ever learned about snails

    • @emilyreames7748
      @emilyreames7748 Před 4 měsíci +43

      whole new meaning to homoerotic sword fight (I know they're hermaphroditic but it's not Male And Female, so close enough for the joke)

    • @PleasantLeech
      @PleasantLeech Před měsícem +8

      ​@@emilyreames7748 i mean in a way it is homosexual isn't it? They are the same sex.

  • @ljr1252
    @ljr1252 Před rokem +998

    Awesome lesson!
    Small correction though - kangaroos aren't born into the pouch, they are born out of the cloaca and have to climb up the mother and into the pouch while they're in their tiny larva-esque state. It's an insane design concept that frankly should have never survived evolution.

    • @primatous4you156
      @primatous4you156 Před 4 měsíci +69

      that sounds straight out some sci fi horror shit

    • @sonnywilliams9610
      @sonnywilliams9610 Před 4 měsíci +51

      Absolutely scathing critique from ljr to God

    • @ivoryas1696
      @ivoryas1696 Před 4 měsíci +4

      @ljr1252
      Nah, bro. Kangaroo's _are _*_based._*

    • @mccookies3664
      @mccookies3664 Před 4 měsíci +55

      can’t believe every kangaroo’s first ever experience is a shadow of the colossus type climb up their mom

    • @emilyreames7748
      @emilyreames7748 Před 4 měsíci +16

      honestly makes me think of genetic fitness - kinda like how sperm thrive in alkaline environments and the vagina is acidic - creating trials before too many resources have been given to the organism to see if it's stong enough to be naturally selected

  • @beastknight9790
    @beastknight9790 Před rokem +3687

    I love how she doesnt overreact in any bad way to the chat. Some teachers should copy that wholesome behaviour

    • @james_subosits
      @james_subosits Před rokem +312

      I mean, when it's in real life, you're actually interrupting the teacher, she can just ignore chat and she can keep going and everyone can still hear her

    • @yasmineh.1333
      @yasmineh.1333 Před rokem

      You try teaching to a bunch of shitty kids. See how calm and wholesome you'll be lmao.

    • @beastknight9790
      @beastknight9790 Před rokem +52

      @@yasmineh.1333 thats why I say that. I couldnt stand this bs too especially coz I hate children. Ppl who can tolerate this deserve the best

    • @yasmineh.1333
      @yasmineh.1333 Před rokem +36

      @@beastknight9790 Ah my bad lmao. I certainly don't hate children though. If anything teenagers are far worse

    • @Liwet.
      @Liwet. Před rokem +17

      They would if they got paid enough.

  • @Sparrowhawk90
    @Sparrowhawk90 Před rokem +1544

    I love how chat was asking purposely stupid questions but they ended up actually learning things.

  • @dabluetoad6753
    @dabluetoad6753 Před rokem +765

    For those wondering, if a human made a sound proportional to its size that a water boatman made, it would be ~170 decibels, which is roughly the noise created from a rocket lifting off if you’re standing right next to it

    • @blackmage1276
      @blackmage1276 Před 11 měsíci

      Omega jerker masterbator professional

    • @fauxrowsdower7610
      @fauxrowsdower7610 Před 10 měsíci +188

      i be in my girls ear like [deafening explosion]

    • @kris5465
      @kris5465 Před 6 měsíci +36

      > a rocket lifting off
      Fitting.

    • @supershinigami1
      @supershinigami1 Před 4 měsíci

      women be like *best night of my life*@@fauxrowsdower7610

    • @acrosser8
      @acrosser8 Před 4 měsíci

      I asked GPT-4 to calculate this and it said "This would correspond to a decibel level of about 142 dB for a human, which is extremely loud-comparable to the sound intensity of a jet engine at close range." (still very loud!)

  • @LiterallyNobody0
    @LiterallyNobody0 Před 8 měsíci +126

    The chat spam when maya said “A lot of male animals die virgins” took me out 💀

  • @carolineholmes936
    @carolineholmes936 Před rokem +803

    dude i thought this video was going to be about literal birds and literal bees and instead I got an amazing lesson on animal sex and let me just tell you i dont think i could have paid attention better. theres something about the way you talk and teach that is literally so captivating and helpful. so thanks for the random but SUPER COOL information!!!

  • @dagster007
    @dagster007 Před rokem +1843

    If any of my teachers taught like this, I surely would have retained more knowledge. Huge props to you Maya for making educational material enjoyable!

    • @juusojd
      @juusojd Před rokem +54

      We need more noscope edits in the classroom.

    • @DUKE_of_RAMBLE
      @DUKE_of_RAMBLE Před rokem +12

      Exactly!
      As I said in my own comment, this and @zefrank1 are the future of teaching! The _sooner_ our education system realizes this, the *_more educated_* our society can and will become! 🤘
      _[in fairness, Ze Frank's _*_has_*_ gotten recognized and he's producing edited cuts now; but I'm hoping those are for sub-Highschool use, as leaving in the "adult" content for 10th Grade and over, is only going to make students want to pay closer attention, if you ask me! (we all already use such language at that age _*_anyways_*_ so who cares!)]_

    • @outlaw42001
      @outlaw42001 Před rokem +9

      @@DUKE_of_RAMBLE you can't make kids care though. Its easy to value this type of education/learning in retrospect, incredibly hard to implement to the actual child.

    • @DUKE_of_RAMBLE
      @DUKE_of_RAMBLE Před rokem +12

      @@outlaw42001 You can never achieve 100%, in that regard, but this approach is certainly going to get you alot closer!
      It's worth the effort to at least *_see_* of it yields results, no?

    • @DUKE_of_RAMBLE
      @DUKE_of_RAMBLE Před rokem +6

      @Dom It's admittedly been a couple decades since I graduated HS, so... maybe classes are more progressive and less reserved about what constitutes as being """inappropriate language not fit for teachers to use"""...? 🤷‍♂️
      Because had students came back and gleefully quoted something their teacher said that they found educational, yet funny, like Maya had used frequently... They'd have either been put on probationary leave, or fired.
      I had a few teachers who were like Maya, but pretty sure they had tenure.
      And it's not that they used boundary pushing language due to job security and not giving a shit. They used it because they were respecting us as young-adults, and knew full-will that WE used that language every single day when amongst friends.
      In other words, they were making class more like a relaxing place amongst friends, than a boring hour with an uptight adult with an authority complex.
      To no surprise, it was the teachers who taught Shop and Auto; however, my Senior year English teacher also was laid-back in terms of language use (heh no pun intended).
      I always sucked in English class (overall I was a C-avg student), but wouldn't you know it... I had a B+ _(or higher?)_ in his class!
      *[/ramble]*

  • @Draggo_
    @Draggo_ Před rokem +48

    i looked up copulatory bondage and quickly went off saying i didn't want to see that.
    i then look up copulatory bondage insects forgetting I had arachnaphobia. I also did not want to see that.

    • @DaughterOfHelios
      @DaughterOfHelios Před 4 měsíci +2

      I looked it up and immediately got spiders and I didn’t even specify that I wanted spiders

  • @DustinHarms
    @DustinHarms Před rokem +225

    Gotta say, this is such a solid education format. One might argue that chat was goofing around but the fact is they stayed engaged. Because the teacher just rolled with it, knew the lingo/culture, and focused on the *getting things learned* and even answered questions that I feel many in-class teachers would discipline. I'm just so impressed. I really, really hope to see more of this format in the future, from many educators.

  • @TimbrrWolfe
    @TimbrrWolfe Před rokem +1434

    Maya is braver than any us marine to go over this topic with her twitch chat tbh

  • @TVBenSifka
    @TVBenSifka Před rokem +276

    The reactions from the people off camera are hilarious

  • @vif13vf
    @vif13vf Před rokem +28

    I watched the first 30 minutes while eating breakfast, and proceeded to tell my colleague all I've learned about animal genitalia

  • @FlanLife
    @FlanLife Před 9 měsíci +69

    "Just like me fr" in the chat whenever Maya talked about magnum animal dong made me lol

  • @draco-mb5lq
    @draco-mb5lq Před rokem +104

    Maya seems like she'd be the coolest teacher

    • @moldvox
      @moldvox Před 6 měsíci +3

      Dear Draco, she is the coolest teacher.

  • @geeteejae
    @geeteejae Před rokem +232

    The biology nerd in me loved all of this. Maya is solid at teaching and the content/edits were fun!

  • @ZenithTech35
    @ZenithTech35 Před rokem +742

    Oh my god, the edits are ON FIRE tonight! Love the Stardew Valley music soooo much as well! I'd love for it to stick around for your educational stuff! It fits surprisingly well! :D

    • @Iceman8723
      @Iceman8723 Před rokem

      @@KINGJERMARCUS Shut up and stop spamming

    • @bmpk7473
      @bmpk7473 Před rokem +8

      every time i hear it randomly I always think about how he made the music all himself during development also by himself
      guy has a mind for creating a vibe

  • @Combo_Food
    @Combo_Food Před rokem +82

    Came for the jokes stayed for the presentation. Glad to learn more about this strange world

  • @taras82
    @taras82 Před rokem +276

    I watched this live! Only Maya does content like this. I love it!

  • @TechBirb
    @TechBirb Před rokem +19

    snails are litterally just london citizens

    • @Victorsandergamer
      @Victorsandergamer Před 2 měsíci

      they have dicks in their necks, and both female and male....?

  • @williambrabston3045
    @williambrabston3045 Před rokem +81

    Honestly Maya, this was one of the most entertaining things I have ever seen, I was laughing the whole time... AND LEARNING... You should get a tv show.

  • @Danloreee
    @Danloreee Před rokem +13

    That one chat member during the platypus segment
    DECOYUSSY OMEGALUL

  • @dasassygirl
    @dasassygirl Před rokem +119

    the stream was really fun and actually super interesting. now that its a video i can make my friends watch it too hehe

  • @SnailMan63
    @SnailMan63 Před rokem +87

    This is a fantastic educational presentation. Brody did amazing on the editing. If all information was this digestible, I think everyone would love learning.

  • @jelenasusic2914
    @jelenasusic2914 Před rokem +36

    Maya I hope you will make more educational videos on animal life. You are a fantastic presenter and are able to keep people engaged naturally, that is a gift that you may seriously want to consider using. Please more lectures!!

  • @seansiquig
    @seansiquig Před rokem +39

    Im so glad Maya came back to streaming, she’s such a positive person on the platform.

  • @Natural_20
    @Natural_20 Před rokem +19

    I love learning from someone significantly younger than me. Your passion for the subject is evident, and the format is great in that it takes away all of the unnecessary pomp and circumstance that comes from a classic classroom setting. This is what I wish college was like.

  • @saint4985
    @saint4985 Před rokem +24

    You seem like a natural at teaching, this is not an easy subject and you made it fun. Thank you!

  • @AvengedButUsed
    @AvengedButUsed Před rokem +35

    Maya out here teaching us more than school ever could & she takes zero nonsense

  • @NorroTaku
    @NorroTaku Před rokem +23

    I thought this was gonna be dry
    but it was actually really well paced and super well cut!
    also the comments from chat she Reda out were pretty funny "does he have ethernet there?"

  • @lpfan7101
    @lpfan7101 Před rokem +24

    Finally got some time to watch this and all I can say is WOW. Maya something about the way you educate and engage is exceptional and chat being wild adds a touch of hilarity. 10/10 video

  • @thomasafrica9724
    @thomasafrica9724 Před rokem +15

    PLEASE do another one of these when you get time Mayo! I had a dumb grin on my face for the whole vid _and_ I learned stuff.
    Also chat you guys are really funny

  • @hendrickziegler8487
    @hendrickziegler8487 Před rokem +25

    Two weaks ago: "Surely a video about tiny mic interviews can improve a relaxing break?"
    Yesterday: "Could I interest you in a goat walk with a certain headbutt risk to nearby children?"
    Today: "Sex."
    All hail the algorithm

  • @Iamdebug
    @Iamdebug Před rokem +14

    This is not a topic I can put up with easily due to my past traumas but Maya's responses to the comments and the education style kept me in it for the whole video. Thanks for sharing so many things I didn't know.

  • @Djbunglesbob1
    @Djbunglesbob1 Před rokem +12

    Had to restrain and hold back for describing human acts but went into explicit detail for other organisms. Very informative video, although I regret eating dinner while watching

  • @anywallsocket
    @anywallsocket Před rokem +32

    Animals are insane. It's actually humbling to think how relatively normal we are :)

    • @-Mitra-
      @-Mitra- Před rokem +4

      Rather underdeveloped, cuz our brain developed (read "mutated") while bodies remained the most vulnerable in the animal world 😂 Yet, it is our mutated mind that makes us destroying the animal world and the planet 😳

  • @Yamakishu
    @Yamakishu Před rokem +11

    The music just unleashed an unhealthy barrage of stardew memories unto me and i will be suing

  • @AllByEar
    @AllByEar Před rokem +14

    As a kid i LOVED animals and still retain so much information as a mid-20s year old, but this video was so fun and educational to watch! It has brought some much needed animal kingdom content to my life, and thanks so much for that ❤

  • @MartyFox
    @MartyFox Před rokem +12

    At this rate Maya is going to be Gen Z’s Steve Irwin

  • @Fullyautomagic
    @Fullyautomagic Před rokem +13

    This is why I like being a human

  • @user-tp6ho4un2c
    @user-tp6ho4un2c Před rokem +34

    Nice educational vid and was a great stream 😁

  • @syndorian1670
    @syndorian1670 Před rokem +24

    This is great, funny and educational at the same time!

  • @braythesmall4131
    @braythesmall4131 Před rokem +8

    i have 2 giant east African giant snails and that shit is traumatic.

  • @blackst0nerebellforce73
    @blackst0nerebellforce73 Před rokem +11

    Let’s go Mayaaa!! New knowledge always appreciated

  • @Matt_link0
    @Matt_link0 Před rokem +44

    That was honestly awesome, super entertaining, funny 👌
    I wish my teachers would have done such a good job !

  • @dannnnn4
    @dannnnn4 Před rokem +10

    stream was amazing, glad its a video!

  • @sleepyfairie
    @sleepyfairie Před rokem +18

    yet another banger of a video !

  • @Rhodair
    @Rhodair Před 4 měsíci +3

    whenever I think of bees boinking, what always comes to mind is the scene of Sarah Conner in T2 breaking the key in the door

  • @nyferox5637
    @nyferox5637 Před rokem +6

    Seriously one of the funniest and most informative videos I've seen. Really appreciate the work in both the presentation and editing! I'd love for more content like this

  • @KirbeeGaming
    @KirbeeGaming Před rokem +13

    genuinely so fun and informative! As a former teacher, I can tell you're a natural educator!

  • @heavensplitter
    @heavensplitter Před rokem +9

    This is actually amazing content, you have great ways of explaining for anyone to understand, I would watch a lot of videos like this for sure.

  • @con_dwt
    @con_dwt Před rokem +16

    this is super super interesting and maya made it so fun to learn about

  • @pillbugm8914
    @pillbugm8914 Před rokem +4

    Genuinely good content. I always feel like streams are difficult to sit through but this is educational and entertaining at the same time.

  • @Retrogradez90
    @Retrogradez90 Před rokem +6

    one of my favorite videos of Maya ever. I love all things animals and the way you actually taught logically, properly, and you were able to make people laugh is great. Awesome stuff

  • @um4ki
    @um4ki Před rokem +7

    Thank you for this stream!

  • @abbashirkani1570
    @abbashirkani1570 Před rokem +11

    The editing is on point in this video👌

  • @villagelanding
    @villagelanding Před rokem +3

    this video was awesome. genuinely so informative and entertaining. please keep uploading these streams!!

  • @imrtwisted9731
    @imrtwisted9731 Před rokem +6

    Imagine if when we whacked the stick we made as loud a noise as those water fleas that make music by rubbing their wee wee. Thank god for the fact we don’t.

  • @yungemo_
    @yungemo_ Před rokem +5

    I love this, and this is the kind of content Id want to make. Amazing stuff as always, Maya

  • @V_J
    @V_J Před rokem +9

    Awesome presentation Maya really enjoyed it ❤❤

  • @xxrac
    @xxrac Před rokem +8

    Chat had me rolling through this video. Learned a lot and got a sixpack from laughing at chat. 10/10 video!

  • @Coral_skies
    @Coral_skies Před rokem +10

    I'm a simple man. I see Maya talking about animals, I like the video.

  • @AnnaAnna-uc2ff
    @AnnaAnna-uc2ff Před rokem +5

    Scary.

  • @CatBarron
    @CatBarron Před rokem +2

    Solid presentation, watched it in pieces over the course of my Sunday.

  • @noahnavarro1008
    @noahnavarro1008 Před rokem +12

    The editor is on point

  • @zaebumafu
    @zaebumafu Před rokem +7

    This video was so much info I did not need and am not better off knowing but I had a great time learning regardless, see ya in the next one Maya

  • @cheyannemorgan7240
    @cheyannemorgan7240 Před rokem +5

    Maya is a gift that keeps on giving

  • @elz1074
    @elz1074 Před rokem +12

    I can safely say I've never had so much fun and so much interest in learning like I did with this video

  • @JimbotheGymbro
    @JimbotheGymbro Před rokem +2

    I needed ur positive energy rn thanks dood

  • @oracleofdelphiii
    @oracleofdelphiii Před rokem +1

    this was amazing. please do more videos in this style!!!

  • @Enjun38
    @Enjun38 Před rokem +2

    Your work on the internet is so important and thank you so much for doing what you do!!!!!

  • @TheFaithfulVegan
    @TheFaithfulVegan Před rokem +7

    I envy maya so much. So down to earth and so fortunate. Truly one of my idols.

  • @katelandsteensgard5820
    @katelandsteensgard5820 Před 2 měsíci

    I love these videos! Thank you!!!!!

  • @colibri5174
    @colibri5174 Před rokem +1

    This is one of the best videos I've seen this year

  • @zachparker3000
    @zachparker3000 Před rokem +9

    please more longform educational content like this

  • @GrimRawr
    @GrimRawr Před rokem +3

    I did learn a lot.

  • @gooberclown953
    @gooberclown953 Před rokem +2

    this was a good watch nice format

  • @ucf5e6t8gucjg
    @ucf5e6t8gucjg Před rokem +3

    this is so good holy

  • @VladKov36
    @VladKov36 Před rokem +5

    we're gonna watch this in school this week - thanks maya!

  • @ewingmunicipaljr6596
    @ewingmunicipaljr6596 Před rokem +6

    Great stream. Very informative. Well done

  • @Enjun38
    @Enjun38 Před rokem +1

    I learned so much. Thank you!

  • @father_mae_i
    @father_mae_i Před rokem +13

    I'm so glad this became a CZcams video I was SO SAD I missed the stream 🙌 let's go learning

  • @plnkfloydian7814
    @plnkfloydian7814 Před rokem +6

    You really do make learning this stuff fun and more interesting, great work 👍

  • @darkhawkwingsgt
    @darkhawkwingsgt Před rokem +3

    This was a great presentation!!!

  • @StarrySumer
    @StarrySumer Před rokem

    this was a genuinely fun way to learn and i hope there are more videos/streams that are both educational about animals and entertaining to watch!

  • @Chuckclc
    @Chuckclc Před rokem +6

    Maya is amazing. And so good at what she does.

  • @thatmostexcellentnetwork

    Absolutely love everything about this! Super educational and fun, and chat being….chat 😂
    But reading everyone’s responses was hilarious!

  • @sarahzimmer7819
    @sarahzimmer7819 Před rokem +5

    this was such a cool video! i was so entertained and so many interesting facts. thanks maya!

  • @EgaTehPro
    @EgaTehPro Před rokem +2

    Very informational, thank you maya

  • @DuckWhisperer979
    @DuckWhisperer979 Před rokem +2

    big fan of new uploads

  • @kahayag4780
    @kahayag4780 Před rokem +2

    Awesome content! thank you ♥

  • @angeldannyso
    @angeldannyso Před rokem +3

    So glad I stumbled upon your channel.

  • @Evermed
    @Evermed Před rokem +2

    This is my favorite video you have ever put out.

  • @TonyRobetson
    @TonyRobetson Před 5 měsíci

    that was really impressive! hope you do more like this. so much weird variety

  • @BREZINA542
    @BREZINA542 Před rokem +4

    360 no scope sent me tbh XD

  • @CraigBurns2
    @CraigBurns2 Před rokem +5

    Cool unique vid Maya

  • @bat9839
    @bat9839 Před rokem +1

    Love your content!

  • @massy6453
    @massy6453 Před rokem +1

    Thank you, this was so educational!