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  • @endergamer7483
    @endergamer7483 Před 4 lety +439

    When Consuela said, “Come get bitch.” I died 😂😂

  • @fab0392
    @fab0392 Před 5 lety +5080

    consuela needs her own show. Telemundo better start airing it soon.

    • @benjaminpachecothorogood1491
      @benjaminpachecothorogood1491 Před 5 lety +22

      fab fer hahahhaha

    • @pokemonunited2663
      @pokemonunited2663 Před 5 lety +83

      @@benjaminpachecothorogood1491 you mean jajajajajaja

    • @Arz2003
      @Arz2003 Před 5 lety +27

      It can be done for sure and make and meet ratings but you know what would happen with all the SJW crying 🤣 Maybe in Netflix or HULU can be done. Also I used to deliver and had all the housekeepers 90% come out and pick up the package

    • @canneddinners6059
      @canneddinners6059 Před 5 lety

      Benjamin Pacheco Thorogood hi Benjamin

    • @nickyoung630
      @nickyoung630 Před 5 lety +39

      No no she don't need show

  • @laila1989ism
    @laila1989ism Před 6 lety +2099

    I just realized that Consuela has the same voice as Hebert...

  • @tidpaosouphanousinphone3437
    @tidpaosouphanousinphone3437 Před 6 lety +5318

    Dora the explorer 40 years from now

    • @DylanBegazo
      @DylanBegazo Před 5 lety +131

      Tidpao Souphanousinphone Oh My Gosh. Yes. To protect her identity she changed her name to Consuela and came across the border to work in US as she grew older. Haha. Her Lover that Juan guy is actually Go Diego Go but he sought to protect her too as she entered that new chapter in her life so he also changed his name from Diego to Juan. 😂 And they see each other on Valentine’s Day every year. Wtf

    • @catalinad6982
      @catalinad6982 Před 5 lety +68

      Hell no Dora sucks ass Consuela a badass lmao

    • @mikeprice7124
      @mikeprice7124 Před 5 lety +50

      Hey Dora, have you been to Venezuela?
      Dora: n-n-no... no...

    • @tadstrange1465
      @tadstrange1465 Před 5 lety +35

      Catalyst - D B
      You do realize Diego is Dora's cousin right?

    • @catalinad6982
      @catalinad6982 Před 5 lety +18

      @@tadstrange1465 incest at it's finest

  • @blacklazza
    @blacklazza Před 6 lety +3353

    I love doing her "no, no" to my kids when they want something :-)

  • @xurtxobain3285
    @xurtxobain3285 Před 6 lety +3280

    "You fat keep you warm."

  • @Icangrowwithtina
    @Icangrowwithtina Před 5 lety +1179

    Chris: can I get some covers over here?
    Consuela: no no, you fat keep you warm
    I died when this part came up

  • @loqutor
    @loqutor Před 6 lety +853

    Only Consuela says no to Darth Vader.

  • @alfredrimorin2083
    @alfredrimorin2083 Před 6 lety +2187

    Oh yeah lemon pledge no no, all that stuff

  • @keenansudworth9969
    @keenansudworth9969 Před 5 lety +365

    She’s by far the best ‘background’ character in the show all she needs to do is say no no no and it’s funny

    • @TheGowshikan
      @TheGowshikan Před 2 lety +4

      Same goes for Ollie :P

    • @NikaljeHarshal
      @NikaljeHarshal Před 9 měsíci

      How the hell do you even find her funny?

    • @originalunoriginal4055
      @originalunoriginal4055 Před 6 měsíci

      ​@@TheGowshikanwho is Ollie?
      (BTW, are you still alive?) 😬😬😬🤔🤔

    • @TheGowshikan
      @TheGowshikan Před 6 měsíci

      ollie williams the black news reporter guy@@originalunoriginal4055

    • @MYNAMECHEF_FilthyFrank
      @MYNAMECHEF_FilthyFrank Před 20 dny

      What's the weather like Ollie?
      IT'S GONNA RAIN!
      Thanks Ollie
      XD

  • @soggycoke4688
    @soggycoke4688 Před 2 lety +86

    "Doggy out, afuera!" This part killed me

  • @ducky4303
    @ducky4303 Před 6 lety +584

    (This Happens At 1:37 )
    Stewie: "I don't want to point any fingers but I'm missing about a thousand dollars in play money"
    Consuela: "I take"
    Stewie: "W-What you took it?!?!
    Consuela: "Si"
    Stewie: "WELL GIVE IT BACK!"
    Consuela: *"Come get beech"*

  • @heidigraney4075
    @heidigraney4075 Před 6 lety +1391

    🍋 lemon pledge

  • @user-xv7kb1se9v
    @user-xv7kb1se9v Před 6 lety +1004

    “Was already broken.” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @TaylorMMontgomery
    @TaylorMMontgomery Před 6 lety +1570

    I love Stewie at 5:05
    "nooo, nooo, I no can clean."
    "shhhiiiiiit."

  • @malimillions
    @malimillions Před 5 lety +83

    I love how firm she is about not being bullied into buying supplies for her employer with her own money. No no noooo.

  • @lfreaky8177
    @lfreaky8177 Před 6 lety +646

    "tell the Emporer​ i no can do Friday"

    • @ameard9801
      @ameard9801 Před 5 lety +16

      That one was amazing

    • @dirtyduppen4644
      @dirtyduppen4644 Před 5 lety +3

      Dunno why, but it makes me think of a spanish Robinson Crusoue porn parody I saw once

    • @felipeberlim3587
      @felipeberlim3587 Před 4 lety +2

      That’s the direct translation from Spanish. “I no can” = “(yo) no puedo”. Or portuguese: “eu não posso”. It must be funny, but not too far from someone who is latin american and has no English skills. 😉😊

  • @DHAdArchivez
    @DHAdArchivez Před 6 lety +1878

    NO by Consuela

    • @zuverlassig2jl
      @zuverlassig2jl Před 6 lety +27

      Hahaha. The casual everyday scent with annoyingly passive yet stuborn tones of lemon pledge, chili peppers and vague understanding.

    • @minsin56
      @minsin56 Před 5 lety +6

      lyrics:
      nooo nooo ...... nooo nooo ...... noooooooo ........... nooo nooo you fat keep you wharm ........ nooo nooo ........... MY BABY!! ....... nooo nooo ...... nooo nooo nooo nooo ...... nooo nooo ....... i stay ..... nooo nooo ...... nooo nooo ..... how can i take the babies if i was never heere ...... nooo nooo ...... nooo nooo ...... nooo nooo ...... nooo nooo ...... nooo nooo ...... nooo nooo ...... nooo nooo ...... nooo nooo (nooo nooo) ...... nooo nooo ...... nooo nooo (nooo nooo) ..... (nooo nooo)nooo nooo............... NOOO NOOO.... NOOO NOOO ..... NOOO NOOO ...
      NOOO NOOO

    • @sneakykamon
      @sneakykamon Před 5 lety +4

      No, memoirs of a housemaid. By Consuela.

    • @mockingjay9557
      @mockingjay9557 Před 4 lety +1

      Product formally known as Lemon Pledge

    • @loes3000
      @loes3000 Před 4 lety

      No No No No No when its really Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah

  • @boruch4986
    @boruch4986 Před 5 lety +74

    "You took the money?!”
    "Come get b***!!"

  • @bryanbokser0821
    @bryanbokser0821 Před 5 lety +241

    "You fat keep you warm" shes not exactly a stick model herself

    • @Cuzjudd
      @Cuzjudd Před 2 lety +3

      🤣

    • @roguesheep3083
      @roguesheep3083 Před 2 lety

      Think she's trying to fit in 😄

    • @AdmiralBison
      @AdmiralBison Před 10 měsíci +6

      she is probably saying it as a practical observation, not an insult.

  • @daijah763
    @daijah763 Před 6 lety +553

    “We need more lemon pledge.”Man:you need more lemon pledge?-_- “yes.”

    • @lucient.m.8453
      @lucient.m.8453 Před 6 lety +2

      i thought her catchphrase was "noooo. noooo. no."

    • @DrummingMoose
      @DrummingMoose Před 6 lety +1

      IM.JUST.A f***ING MANIKIN We’re not responsible for that

    • @angelamanda4117
      @angelamanda4117 Před 5 lety +1

      Your profile picture got me extra fucked up and your channel is just a bunch of weird shit. I subbed

    • @BingBingBongBong
      @BingBingBongBong Před 5 lety

      Lol

  • @writingthefuture
    @writingthefuture Před 4 lety +64

    "i need more lemon pledge"
    ".. okay"

  • @iskidliveforever5471
    @iskidliveforever5471 Před 4 lety +79

    The most Savage cleaning lady in the whole entire Galaxy dear..gosh.😆😂🤣

  • @hornets06
    @hornets06 Před 4 lety +44

    As the son of a Mexican house maid, Consuela is 100% accurate

  • @Zeldafan1ify
    @Zeldafan1ify Před 6 lety +282

    "doggy afuera"

  • @Marsalien100
    @Marsalien100 Před 6 lety +133

    Atleast she can keep away the door to door salesmen. Lol

  • @nickyoung630
    @nickyoung630 Před 5 lety +37

    Boss: "I'm gonna need you to work late tonight"
    Me: "No, no I leave now"

  • @rstein926
    @rstein926 Před 5 lety +35

    I love it when Consuelsa runs off looking for Jabba’s cat 😂😂😂

  • @jessssssgames
    @jessssssgames Před 6 lety +523

    no more eeeeeee papapapa eeeeeee papapapa

  • @garyjones1688
    @garyjones1688 Před 6 lety +688

    When she said come get beetch I was week 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @danielazann6424
    @danielazann6424 Před 5 lety +40

    Es un gran ejemplo para la clase trabajadora:
    1. Exige que el material lo pague el patrón
    2. Si no le han contratado para hacer un tarea no la hace
    3. Si le calientas la cabeza finge que no te entiende y pasa de ti
    4. No deja que la estresen
    Mi idola y modelo a seguir, en serio

  • @piehound
    @piehound Před 5 lety +13

    My upstairs neighbor is exactly like Consuela . . . AY CARAMBA !!!!!!!!!! Mexican music no matter what she's doing. Always always always that Mexican rhythm.

  • @JessyGamerArtes
    @JessyGamerArtes Před 6 lety +236

    no..no...no..noo

  • @slchld.
    @slchld. Před 6 lety +673

    Doggi a fuera

  • @ych_nation1459
    @ych_nation1459 Před 6 lety +182

    Consuela: Mr Superman no here
    Joe: ah well we're looking for a missing....
    Consuela: I hm no, M-Mr Superman he-he no is here.
    Joe: Yeah okay, well ah can you just give him this flyer?
    Consuela: I... no, no.. I have no money.
    Joe: Just take this flyer if you see this baby.
    Consuela: No, No
    Savage

  • @joynelbonetdelgado4952
    @joynelbonetdelgado4952 Před 5 lety +41

    Consuela sneaking out of US to meet with her boyfriend was the best one lol

  • @shoestringeng6473
    @shoestringeng6473 Před 6 lety +93

    Best compilation of Consuela ever!

  • @tomoakei5149
    @tomoakei5149 Před 5 lety +44

    She’s my favorite character still to this day

  • @dsmj7389
    @dsmj7389 Před rokem +13

    The voice acting and the line delivery on this show is outstanding.

  • @ellescer
    @ellescer Před 4 lety +11

    "Come get bitch"
    LMAO gets me eveytime

  • @baileydriver6781
    @baileydriver6781 Před 6 lety +17

    I’m OBSESSED with consuella 💖

  • @River.s.
    @River.s. Před 6 lety +125

    **NO INTENSIFIES**

  • @JoJoBlair
    @JoJoBlair Před 6 lety +20

    "I need more lemon pledge."
    "Okay."

  • @hypnoticskull6342
    @hypnoticskull6342 Před 3 lety +18

    Stewie seems to be the only one who can actually communicate with Consuela

    • @ae-Michael
      @ae-Michael Před 9 měsíci +1

      Chris can understand Stewie too

    • @hypnoticskull6342
      @hypnoticskull6342 Před 9 měsíci

      @@ae-Michael
      Yeah, but he can't understand Consuela

  • @oliviah.610
    @oliviah.610 Před 6 lety +48

    "You fat keep you warm" 😂😂

  • @chimera_chimera
    @chimera_chimera Před 6 lety +312

    I’m going to tape this over my wedding video in the future

  • @frankparent463
    @frankparent463 Před 5 lety +26

    To the emperor: "I no can do Friday"

  • @lilygreenberg7419
    @lilygreenberg7419 Před 4 lety +11

    My family has a cleaning lady that comes every week named Consuela. It’s scary how accurate all this stuff is about her

    • @gohanlopez5330
      @gohanlopez5330 Před rokem +2

      So there is a real-life Consuela in this world? 😂

  • @aceofcheems7685
    @aceofcheems7685 Před 6 lety +841

    *Lois* you have to take the babies
    *Consuela* how can I take them...if I was never heeeeerrrrrre *lemon pledge smoke screen*
    *Consula is gone*
    *Edit* holy shit 606 damn never thought someone would like this comment

  • @ren17090
    @ren17090 Před 6 lety +388

    Doggy pah fuerra! X'D that killed me x'D

  • @jollyproductions8314
    @jollyproductions8314 Před 4 lety +11

    I love how Joe is like “Okay.” At the end here 😂

  • @DannyDeLaCruz573
    @DannyDeLaCruz573 Před 6 lety +13

    Consula "I take"
    Stewie "well give it back!!!"
    Consula " come take beeitch"

  • @rui98
    @rui98 Před 6 lety +326

    *SI* *SI* *SIIIIII*

  • @youtubepamelawells
    @youtubepamelawells Před 6 lety +374

    Doggi out

  • @LoreGrizzly
    @LoreGrizzly Před 5 lety +7

    "I have good news and ayayay news" buenísimo 😂

  • @Interviewvanholland
    @Interviewvanholland Před 4 lety +7

    Consuela is one of the funniest characters of family guy and you cannot change my perspective on that.

  • @dragonopossum1441
    @dragonopossum1441 Před 6 lety +162

    Kitty kitty kitty kitty kiitty

  • @user-cx9gq2ud6t
    @user-cx9gq2ud6t Před 5 lety +6

    I really hope Seth McFarlane gets to accept the Oscar for the best picture for Roma. Doing a feature film of Consuela’s early life was a very brave choice.

  • @SS-yv9cq
    @SS-yv9cq Před 5 lety +7

    "I took the Money"
    "Well give it BACK!!"
    "Come get, bitch!!" 🤣🤣

  • @pj7919
    @pj7919 Před 5 lety +19

    “Missher John”

  • @everygemisnotadiamond
    @everygemisnotadiamond Před 5 lety +17

    We need more lemon pledge.

  • @sambrown-xj5mr
    @sambrown-xj5mr Před 6 lety +944

    morchos pornos iyi iyi iyi

    • @lunahandycap9924
      @lunahandycap9924 Před 6 lety +21

      Muchos pornos 😂 pornos means porn in german 👍

    • @yawgmoth5662
      @yawgmoth5662 Před 6 lety +27

      I thought it translated to "much horny"

    • @Stage4Candy
      @Stage4Candy Před 6 lety +31

      Lunahandycap It already means porn in English

    • @nelkanti4285
      @nelkanti4285 Před 5 lety +17

      muchos gorros (sombreros). XD the mexican hats. XD

    • @x-Abraham-x2
      @x-Abraham-x2 Před 5 lety +1

      +Nel Kntillo omg I thought it said porno

  • @zoperxplex
    @zoperxplex Před 3 měsíci +1

    Consuela is the most reliable maid because you can rely on her always answering a request with a "no".

  • @EDOGG2112
    @EDOGG2112 Před 6 lety +51

    si si si si Si Si Si Si SI SI SI SI

  • @Hyraladen
    @Hyraladen Před 6 lety +12

    0:52 I don't know why but the guy saying "IY IY etc" was hilarious.
    Started dancing to it
    Overall Consuela is an underrated character and I love her 😂😂
    She's great

  • @onceatiny5738
    @onceatiny5738 Před 5 lety +13

    I would want Consuela to be my maid 😂

  • @socialmoon
    @socialmoon Před 4 lety +3

    "Come get, beetch." Outstanding!

  • @danieldipalma704
    @danieldipalma704 Před rokem +2

    As a Hispanic I find Consuela hilarious!

  • @edenrodriguez341
    @edenrodriguez341 Před 6 lety +152

    No no

  • @izzfizz9721
    @izzfizz9721 Před 6 lety +65

    *no no no* ...............

  • @theultimatereductionist7592

    Doggie afuera!
    Come get, bitch!
    & Consuela using Lemon Pledge as vanishing gas.
    My alltime Consuela moments

  • @Puffnir
    @Puffnir Před 4 lety +7

    "come get btch" -consuela, still laughing no matter how much i replay it

  • @KarbineKyle
    @KarbineKyle Před 4 lety +7

    "Mr. John?"
    "Correct! Now, here's a bonus question: Is 'Mr. John' Home?"
    "No, no. Mr. John no home."

  • @mattakudesu
    @mattakudesu Před 6 lety +4

    Consuela is a national treasure.

  • @Armadildos1234
    @Armadildos1234 Před 4 měsíci +1

    As a long-term UX tester of cleaning ladies' interface I confirm this is 100% accurate.

  • @alexlopez770
    @alexlopez770 Před 5 lety +4

    Damn I think Consuela is the only person who destroyed Stewie and still be breathing.

  • @noahagaba8138
    @noahagaba8138 Před 5 lety +6

    Stewie;Well then give it back
    Consuela: Come get,bitch!!!!😂😂😂😂

  • @ysnowder3014
    @ysnowder3014 Před 6 lety +40

    6:46 Sí Mama

  • @AdmiralBison
    @AdmiralBison Před 10 měsíci +1

    Consuela is who you need to defend your home from vampires.
    Vampire: "Can I come in?"
    Consuela: "No. no"

  • @BeatlesBowieKrimson
    @BeatlesBowieKrimson Před 6 lety +7

    Completely hilarious. Tears rolling out of my eyes.

  • @damienthomas4327
    @damienthomas4327 Před 6 lety +111

    Mayor west Mr

  • @zk_kittenz1182
    @zk_kittenz1182 Před 6 lety +5

    "Come get bitch"

  • @jpp144
    @jpp144 Před 6 lety +3

    She cracks me up. Mike Henry is a genius

  • @miguelblas2742
    @miguelblas2742 Před 4 lety +1

    “Come get bitch “😭😭😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 when she was on the phone with Stewie lmao

  • @chimera_chimera
    @chimera_chimera Před 6 lety +316

    0:42 "muchos pornos"...?

  • @NoReply813
    @NoReply813 Před 4 lety +4

    Shes too iconic

  • @fukoffmate9326
    @fukoffmate9326 Před 6 lety +39

    cOmE gEt bItChHhHhH-
    Consuela😂😂😂

  • @RillersxD
    @RillersxD Před 6 lety +62

    MUCHOS HORNOS AYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYA

  • @dr.bitchcraft5457
    @dr.bitchcraft5457 Před 4 lety +4

    I really felt it when she said “No no no”

  • @ivanbolanos4839
    @ivanbolanos4839 Před 6 lety +151

    *Soy latino y no me siento tan orgulloso del personaje de Consuela, Pero me ha sacado unas carcajadas que me a hecho amarla un poco, Más en las conversaciones con los otros jajajaja*

    • @Shirokuruse
      @Shirokuruse Před 5 lety

      Can you translate it?

    • @hisroyalfatness8430
      @hisroyalfatness8430 Před 5 lety +18

      @@Shirokuruse
      (Translation of what Ivan Bolanos said) I am Latino and I do not feel so proud of the character of Consuela, but it has made me laugh out loud that made me love her a little, More in conversations with the others hahahaha

    • @MomoKunDaYo
      @MomoKunDaYo Před 5 lety +13

      Yo soy latino estadounidense, y por mi es muy genial. Mi mamá se parece, habla mismo, y tiene el atitud de consuela. El primer vez que la vi me dio mucho risa por ser tan similar.

    • @YourIQDoesntMeanShitToMe
      @YourIQDoesntMeanShitToMe Před 5 lety +4

      Why the feck wouldn't you be proud?

    • @MickyAM
      @MickyAM Před 5 lety +14

      Mayormente se refiere a las mujeres mayores latinas que emigraron a Estados Unidos, cuyo ingles no es muy bueno, que en realidad hablan y se comportan muy similar al personaje. No nos representa a los 600 millones de latinos que vivimos en nuestros paises 😁

  • @subjectsofthebible
    @subjectsofthebible Před 2 lety +11

    She's amazing ☺️

  • @aronadominga8921
    @aronadominga8921 Před 6 lety +9

    Cryging in spanish...
    Suena realmente extaña la voz de Consuela en español en la versión Estado Unidense :U

  • @anonymous-rs7yl
    @anonymous-rs7yl Před 5 lety +4

    We love Consuela !

  • @iambleach3324
    @iambleach3324 Před 6 lety +5

    That Star Wars scene @6:22 had me dying 😂😂

  • @Sabis2365
    @Sabis2365 Před 6 lety +27

    "Mayor West Mister."

  • @daledoom9928
    @daledoom9928 Před 4 lety +7

    "Doggy afuera"

  • @BlankoMitzi
    @BlankoMitzi Před 5 lety +3

    Underrated character of the century

  • @stephanieviana2194
    @stephanieviana2194 Před 6 lety +92

    No no doggie afuera

  • @StarstormAnimations
    @StarstormAnimations Před 5 lety +2

    Consuela is my favourite character

  • @Jay-Gruener
    @Jay-Gruener Před 4 lety +3

    1:44 My favorite Consuela line aside from No,no