Cops Caught Me Driving High

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  • @JoshWolfComedy
    @JoshWolfComedy  Před 3 lety +253

    bit.ly/joshwolf-youtube

    • @delt2743
      @delt2743 Před 3 lety +4

      I’ve only been thru a check point one time. CHP wanted to chat I told him I was in a hurry to get to casino. I hadn’t had anything to drink or toke. Knowing I was completely sober it still felt good for him to let me go. Thanks for my bedtime laugh as I’m smoking a joint

    • @EikottXD
      @EikottXD Před 3 lety +2

      @@delt2743 I'm always afraid every time I get pulled over. Sober or not. Most cops I've met are just dirty. I live in Houston, TX.

    • @zephiraford9548
      @zephiraford9548 Před 3 lety +3

      This made my sweet 16 a little less shitty today

    • @delt2743
      @delt2743 Před 3 lety

      @@EikottXD yes I agree about getting pulled over. The awesome feeling when a cop passes you by.

    • @EikottXD
      @EikottXD Před 3 lety +1

      @@delt2743 Better than finding out you passed an STD test bruh lol

  • @BurnerAccount69
    @BurnerAccount69 Před 3 lety +1755

    A cop could tell me there’s a sandwich on the hood of my car while I’m sober and I’d still get excited.

    • @easytoslip
      @easytoslip Před 3 lety +97

      prolly hafta be chocolate cupcake with frosting for me

    • @ozzy7109
      @ozzy7109 Před 3 lety +7

      😂 same

    • @JoshWolfComedy
      @JoshWolfComedy  Před 3 lety +152

      HAAAAAAAA

    • @recklessmermaid
      @recklessmermaid Před 3 lety +23

      look one time after work i set my cell phone on the roof of my car and drove home. Several miles, on a freeway, over a bridge, through a residential area and into my driveway. before i got out of the car i looked for my phone, then remembered the last place i had it. jumped out...the mfer was still there, it rode all the way home and didn't move. so yeah i'll believe anything.

    • @mrpandasian8871
      @mrpandasian8871 Před 3 lety +10

      Hey man, free food is free food

  • @ChaosInFlux
    @ChaosInFlux Před 3 lety +1096

    He probably knew who you were, and if you weren't swerving, or driving like a moron while pulling over to the side, he just let you go. Either bad at his job, or cool cop, or both... LMFAO

    • @Madmatt18
      @Madmatt18 Před 3 lety +13

      as a californian theres a lot of cool 😎 cops here i once got a "Warning" from a cop for merging from a turn lane into the lane in front of them without a blinker and i had my car piece sittin in my cup holder

    • @michaelpobuk1572
      @michaelpobuk1572 Před 3 lety +7

      id like to think the cop knew and was just fucking with him

    • @TheSzerk
      @TheSzerk Před 3 lety +1

      Hes not so popular

    • @ChriseanMcInnis
      @ChriseanMcInnis Před 3 lety +2

      Good guy, bad job

    • @coralrose5754
      @coralrose5754 Před 3 lety +1

      @@thomasconnell1556 ...

  • @sweetjeeba8777
    @sweetjeeba8777 Před 3 lety +581

    I had a officer ask me to do the alphabet backwards in Australia, got three letters and he laughed and told me to move on

    • @easytoslip
      @easytoslip Před 3 lety +38

      I'd been deep into studying music and got asked the alphabet coming home from a live show, it went like this: A, B, C, D, E, F, G, A, fuck!

    • @julesking8355
      @julesking8355 Před 3 lety

      Were you high

    • @mikevisby8744
      @mikevisby8744 Před 3 lety +12

      I was bored and kept going through the alphabet backwards in my head until I got it down as well as I can recite it normally. Useless ability but now it is super easy to do.

    • @duhduu6658
      @duhduu6658 Před 3 lety +1

      @@easytoslip Lol musical alphabet

    • @ELing-ib1ki
      @ELing-ib1ki Před 2 lety +2

      @@easytoslip bro you forgot the sharps and flats 😔

  • @dinestygamer8857
    @dinestygamer8857 Před 3 lety +453

    I wasn't even high but that lips through the window but made me burst out laughing

    • @gerardligonde8035
      @gerardligonde8035 Před 3 lety +3

      Tbh, this is my daily dose of laughs. Every day I watch at least one video of Josh Wolf and I laugh my heart out. So, thank you for this wonderful and hilarious comedian who cheers up my life.

    • @TheDivergentDrummer
      @TheDivergentDrummer Před 3 lety +3

      I seriously thought he was accidentally going to roll it up lol

    • @christinecannibal844
      @christinecannibal844 Před 2 lety

      I cant imagine seeing that shit at all and not laughing, let alone high lmao 😂

  • @austinwinslow1973
    @austinwinslow1973 Před 3 lety +1926

    Yo just brought some Taco Bell home and saw this notification. Night gonna be lit
    Edit 12/31/20: I love how I didn’t even mention that I actually work at Taco Bell too😂

  • @eloerch7
    @eloerch7 Před 3 lety +49

    4:37 "Yeah you right, u right" killed me! So real.

  • @nicksausley6198
    @nicksausley6198 Před 3 lety +174

    Dude is seriously one of the best story tellers ever. I got pulled over high as shit and was able to get out of it too. Luckily the cop let me go because it was one of the worst towns to get busted in.

    • @skipads8784
      @skipads8784 Před 2 lety

      Meh, I've gotten pulled over high and speeding. 88mph in a 55 with smoke rolling out the window. I didn't even get a written warning. 😀 It's good to live in a small commy and know all the officers.

    • @kimberlymastin5857
      @kimberlymastin5857 Před 3 měsíci

      ​@@skipads8784I'm usually going under the speed limit and cars are flying by and I look at my speed and I'm doing 35 mph LOL 🤣 no wonder I felt like I was driving in a nascar race LMAO 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Randomperson-ht2ey
    @Randomperson-ht2ey Před 3 lety +42

    My buddy said he was riding in a car with a guy who was baked, the cop knew it cause he reaked of weed. But anyways the cop asked him to roll the window down completely. And a few seconds later after asking if he had smoked or drank anything, he asked him to roll the window down again. The guy literally tried to roll his window down for a solid 10 seconds before realizing what just happened. He said it was the funniest shit ever

    • @etangbose4755
      @etangbose4755 Před 2 lety +2

      Ik a guy who got a dui riding a bicycle....

  • @curseds0ldier
    @curseds0ldier Před 3 lety +76

    "In the future there will be flying cars"
    Josh: "Best I can do is drive high"

  • @katheryncox2815
    @katheryncox2815 Před 3 lety +247

    What’s even better is that I was high while watching this 😂😂😂.

  • @galaxyguard6697
    @galaxyguard6697 Před 3 lety +35

    We've all said this to ourselves at least once while driving high "*deep breath* just don't look high" 😂😂

  • @mysticleo1446
    @mysticleo1446 Před 3 lety +15

    "Guess who's not goin' to jail, ya boi!"
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @astralfluxaf
    @astralfluxaf Před 3 lety +592

    Fun fact: you actually can turn around at a dui check point and as long as you don’t have any other reason to be pulled over then you can’t be pulled over for that reason alone.

    • @notmyrealname2874
      @notmyrealname2874 Před 3 lety +53

      True, but U-turns are illegal where I'm at, and the only place to turn around on the highway is emergency only cutouts. So you're right, you just can't do that legally. They gon chase ya

    • @DaReff
      @DaReff Před 3 lety +25

      real-life equivalence of an Uno Reverse card

    • @IIIFrenchyIII
      @IIIFrenchyIII Před 3 lety +73

      Fun fact they will pull you over for anything and lie.

    • @laynhate6112
      @laynhate6112 Před 3 lety +28

      Fun fact, DUI checkpoints are actually illegal

    • @etta5487
      @etta5487 Před 3 lety +21

      Okay but when do cops actually follow the law lmao

  • @user-zt9qv4cs5o
    @user-zt9qv4cs5o Před 3 lety +32

    "What seems to be the officer problem?" Randy Marsh

    • @midori_salas
      @midori_salas Před 2 lety +3

      "Is there a problem occifer?" Leo from the Fotohut.

  • @fatheadedbeanrat.8580
    @fatheadedbeanrat.8580 Před 3 lety +721

    If you look closely you can see dwayne the rock johnson in the audience

  • @blazerheata6479
    @blazerheata6479 Před 3 lety +341

    I've never driven nor gotten high but I will take this advice to my grave.

  • @johnjanuary9949
    @johnjanuary9949 Před 2 lety +5

    “What kinda sandwich?”
    That one got me too, right at the end.

  • @sambutler953
    @sambutler953 Před 3 lety +52

    Gotta be honest, I’d fall for the “sandwich on the roof” too. Cuz I’m forgetful as FUCK. I’d think I bought a sandwich and forgot it on the roof when I got in the car

  • @BBQLab
    @BBQLab Před 3 lety +54

    I imagined him delivering the final punchline in his son's voice...it just seemed appropriate

  • @angelagosselin7544
    @angelagosselin7544 Před 9 měsíci +2

    I'm higggh AF right now listening to Josh's comedy. The storytelling, freekin awesome!! Had my eyes closed, It was like I was there! 😂😂My stomach hurts from laughing so hard!!

  • @DaReff
    @DaReff Před 3 lety +7

    0:45 "It's science!" im surprised no one laughed lmao

  • @2faded.four20
    @2faded.four20 Před 3 lety +77

    He was probably higher then u

  • @moeve5777
    @moeve5777 Před 3 lety +203

    Ooh new background, does this mean we might be getting a new special.

  • @kdcustoms1272
    @kdcustoms1272 Před 3 lety +31

    I was waiting in line one time pretty buzzed and the cop talked to the guy infront of me for a few minutes and finally he made him pull off to the side and waved me by without even talking to me. I got so lucky, I just knew I was going to jail.. Lmao.

  • @graffist1
    @graffist1 Před 3 lety +50

    I love seeing those people u turn when they see a dui check. And there goes the motorcycles after them. I've even drove through a dui check wile my car was hot boxed and got waved through. Whoooooowwwwwwwww.

  • @HarleyQuinn-um8jk
    @HarleyQuinn-um8jk Před 3 lety +36

    "What kind of sandwich?" my best guess, a BLT. or PBJ.

  • @mc.chickenman6591
    @mc.chickenman6591 Před 3 lety +6

    “Just don’t look high” so relatable

  • @TRichmond1964
    @TRichmond1964 Před 3 lety +6

    What he should point out with humor is, that these dui stops are completely unconstitutional! Just crack your window and say, " am I being detained for any articuable suspension, am I free to go?" Driving normally down the highway, is no grounds for ANY stop!

  • @franklinmiller4270
    @franklinmiller4270 Před 3 lety +6

    "There's a sandwich on the hood of your car" Oh shit... Is it roast beef? I could totally go for some roast beef right now if I'm being honest officer 😂

  • @danielbailey809
    @danielbailey809 Před 3 lety +19

    4am is not a time I should be laughing my ass off.. But this was a good start to the day

  • @1ironicplays
    @1ironicplays Před 3 lety +9

    2:13 that's an alien 👽 shadow with antennas

  • @chrisloveschrist5742
    @chrisloveschrist5742 Před 3 lety +6

    Probably the most loving peaceful gentle hilarious guy in the world always turns my frown upside down🤣🥰

  • @downysleep7829
    @downysleep7829 Před 3 lety +101

    I failed a dui test once. I was high af and had everything on me. I knew I was going to jail so I was actually kinda just like let’s do this thing. I let him know where everything was and thought it was gonna be a smooth process. As nice as he was, he seemed really suspicious of me because I was giggling so much... and told me that my car is basically sideways right now “are you drunk!?” I didn’t see that ditch and it just got funnier. Long story short another cop had to come gimme a dui test even tho I didn’t have any alcohol in my system, and I failed miserably. I was serious at times and I straight up told him about my stigmatism and extremely bad coordination and he was like yeah I remember. (I had no clue who this guy was) I had only been living in the area for like two years off and on. And haven’t been in trouble before, no tickets etc etc. turns out even tho I failed and parked in a 4 foot ditch vertically he let me go. Also he had mentioned he knew my mother. I haven’t had contact with my mom in forever probably like 5 years or so. Wtf she been up too 😅😪

  • @mattcornwell9949
    @mattcornwell9949 Před 3 lety +1

    Guess who’s not going to jail?! Ya boy!! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @sambolambo7239
    @sambolambo7239 Před 3 lety +10

    Is it odd that Forrest Gump credits are rolling on my TV when he says Forrest Gump

  • @cheriksings9610
    @cheriksings9610 Před 3 lety +6

    I deadass just got pulled over stoned and got away with it

  • @kydn3y
    @kydn3y Před 3 lety +49

    Who tf is holding their drink in front of the camera

  • @beefcakeging9872
    @beefcakeging9872 Před 3 lety +22

    Yo already know this is going to be funny af

    • @blragh
      @blragh Před 3 lety

      Turns out you were wrong...

  • @gimmixxx8767
    @gimmixxx8767 Před rokem

    "this is sum bunk ass shit, i SHOULD smell like weed right now" 🤣🤣

  • @steventarsitano3209
    @steventarsitano3209 Před 3 lety +15

    i drive high too lol. not all the time but occasionally i'll hit my dab pen in the morning. i usually don't get caught smelling like it though or with a ton of smoke in my car. i've also never ran into a DUI checkpoint.

    • @UncleBen-fd5xi
      @UncleBen-fd5xi Před 3 lety

      I do and almost every day. After work I roll one and smoke it in my way home and if I go out in the evening I smoke one or two again in my car. Gladly I havent been pulled over yet 😂

    • @everybodyclapyourhands4742
      @everybodyclapyourhands4742 Před 3 lety

      @@UncleBen-fd5xi I’m starting to do what you do less and less cause I can’t take no risks

    • @UncleBen-fd5xi
      @UncleBen-fd5xi Před 3 lety

      @@everybodyclapyourhands4742 i still do it today and meanwhile I got pulled over twice + the police rolled up on me once but I live in Portugal and the laws here are very chill and I had luck with the police officers and they just let me go on. I don’t do it everyday tho. Its summer and I Only smoke in my car when I drive on the highway because its a longer trip otherwise when Im driving in the city I stop to smoke at a nice spot. But as soon as it gets cold I will do it every day again. Driving high its not hard or impossible. I drive slow and careful and I do that for years. Everything good so far.

  • @ThePeacelove111
    @ThePeacelove111 Před 2 lety

    "Just don't look high" an extremely powerful mantra to pass getting pulled over while high. I'm so grateful for all the times this has worked and for all the times I will you use this in the future. Josh Wolf is fucking hilarious, love his comedy!
    I love that while watching this they had a DUI ad 🤣🤣🤣

  • @jessebott1879
    @jessebott1879 Před rokem +1

    “What kinda sandwich “ the important questions.

  • @KiteAndKeyProductions
    @KiteAndKeyProductions Před 3 lety +1

    3 songs, 2 miles, 1 joint

  • @ginobertoli1915
    @ginobertoli1915 Před 3 lety +8

    When you find out the breathalyzers don’t pick up weed

    • @publicserviceannouncement4777
      @publicserviceannouncement4777 Před 3 lety

      You speak facts. My friend has one installed in her car or she can't drive. She's still smokes weed and is still driving!

    • @ginobertoli1915
      @ginobertoli1915 Před 3 lety +1

      @@publicserviceannouncement4777 funny thing is I’m under aged but I know this from my friends because they all got stopped by cops and they smoke weed but not one of them faild the breathalyzer

    • @publicserviceannouncement4777
      @publicserviceannouncement4777 Před 3 lety

      Awesome! We know "the secret."😉

    • @josephkay4219
      @josephkay4219 Před 3 lety +1

      That is true but FYI don’t smoke too much before driving, they can get a warrant to take your blood sample and test it for THC. I’m sure they won’t do that though unless you’re lit lmao

  • @landonwoodham6744
    @landonwoodham6744 Před 3 lety +7

    Dude. I’m. So. High. And he’s smart asf

  • @publicserviceannouncement4777

    My favorite line of this whole segment was "...ya know when your asshole has a heart beat?!!!..."

  • @rehd2445
    @rehd2445 Před 3 lety +5

    4:20 me watching this high af laughing

  • @tylergriffin7012
    @tylergriffin7012 Před 3 lety

    Josh Wolf is my spirit animal

  • @alecciminelli4407
    @alecciminelli4407 Před 3 lety +2

    The cop who saw this: 👁👄👁

  • @hannahwithee
    @hannahwithee Před rokem

    My high ass laughed so hard at the lips in the window!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Raaa1111..
    @Raaa1111.. Před 3 lety

    He went full Gump!!!😝😝😛🤣🤣

  • @QuentinJenkins
    @QuentinJenkins Před 3 lety +14

    Man ...I need to get a babysitter for when he comes to orlando improv

  • @milessterling1619
    @milessterling1619 Před 3 lety +7

    You most definitely can get out of a ticket avoiding a dui checkpoint

  • @yungtoste7264
    @yungtoste7264 Před 3 lety +9

    and this my friends is how to get through a DUI

  • @zee5k560
    @zee5k560 Před 3 lety +8

    Always make me laugh brother! much love from Ireland

  • @codymcdowell316
    @codymcdowell316 Před 3 lety +2

    That’s the secret, if you’re always high you never look high LOL

  • @jackmedford8369
    @jackmedford8369 Před 3 lety

    2:03 it’s almost like she’s doing it on purpose....... MOOOOVVEEEEE!!!!!!

  • @preraksharma9356
    @preraksharma9356 Před 3 lety +5

    Dude things things make me happy and sad both together.. Happy to see such a legend.. And sad to never actually can see u in real life..
    Hope u come to India someday sir..
    Have a good day.
    Love from hr14

  • @santiagoborenszteyn1618
    @santiagoborenszteyn1618 Před 3 lety +2

    Someone get this man a Netflix special

  • @stephenpierre3764
    @stephenpierre3764 Před 3 lety +2

    Absolutely love your stuff dude! This and your ultimate practical joke are my favorites. Keep up the great work Josh

  • @RADsLife
    @RADsLife Před 3 lety +6

    I went through a similar thing a few years ago, and I have to say, it was one of the scariest moments of my life lmaooo

  • @mercenaryghost2850
    @mercenaryghost2850 Před rokem

    7:45 I would’ve fell for this sober😂

  • @sosimplyruthy7294
    @sosimplyruthy7294 Před 3 lety +1

    Not me saying “what kinda sandwich?” at the exact same time as him 😂

  • @hansjacob9729
    @hansjacob9729 Před 3 lety +10

    This dude is Randy Marsh in real life

  • @colemanwhitmire773
    @colemanwhitmire773 Před 3 lety +1

    I absolutely love dieing during these videos 😂☠️

  • @wutflex
    @wutflex Před 3 lety +3

    Josh wolf is the goat

  • @davidfarr7224
    @davidfarr7224 Před 3 lety +2

    My thought just before he says "What kind of sandwich?" was "Well I'll just take care of that right now."

  • @Submersed24
    @Submersed24 Před 3 lety +2

    Damn just hearing that story makes me scared af. Thats when you are caught straight up

  • @cuzzo437
    @cuzzo437 Před 2 lety

    What kind of sandwich 😂😂😂😂😂 that killed me omfg

  • @kingz4989
    @kingz4989 Před 3 lety

    The punch killed me! Nice!

  • @heretheregeneralrepair1712

    Could totally see me getting out for them
    "Glad ya brought it up I was wondering where that 🥪 went, fuckers aren't cheap ya know thank God for that old square windshield keeping it from flying away" 😂😂😬

  • @Aaron0911
    @Aaron0911 Před 3 lety

    They cant stop ya when your weed game on point

  • @abdullahaldhaheri3663
    @abdullahaldhaheri3663 Před 3 lety +1

    Few people really get me laughing and Josh is one of them!

  • @suganipssuga3081
    @suganipssuga3081 Před 3 lety +2

    I DONT WANT A DRINK!

  • @Dop3tv202
    @Dop3tv202 Před 2 lety

    2 miles, 3 songs, pull in the driveway and your high. It is science 🧬

  • @girlycowgaming5607
    @girlycowgaming5607 Před 3 lety +1

    love waking up too some good new josh wolf

  • @Mr.E.universe
    @Mr.E.universe Před 3 lety +1

    I love this man

  • @cbull7524
    @cbull7524 Před 3 lety

    The end had me thinking way too hard

  • @samshemmings3789
    @samshemmings3789 Před 3 lety +7

    one of his best vids ahahhaha ily

  • @Emess_902
    @Emess_902 Před 3 lety +2

    Ever drive around with a blunt and the 50 pass you and you give em a wink n step on the gas

  • @v_o_r_p_a_l
    @v_o_r_p_a_l Před 3 lety +1

    cops caught him driving high

  • @josephsanchez5463
    @josephsanchez5463 Před 3 lety +4

    Great way to start my Friday morning good shit Josh. When the next time going to be a show in Northern California

  • @blade8989
    @blade8989 Před 3 lety

    This story is terrific😂😂

  • @markb8467
    @markb8467 Před 2 lety +7

    Can we just stop and take a moment to realise how awesome it would be to have a dad that’s so chill and knows how far from home to light a joint and isn’t a complete drug addict ? Ahaha my memories of my dad as a kid is running for my life followed by blackness when his boot caught me on the back of the head 😂😂

  • @barefootgirl67
    @barefootgirl67 Před 9 měsíci

    In the early 80's my mom had too much to drink and we got stuck in the DWI lane; she flirted her way out and we were cool to go. My grandpa would always say before we left his house, "One more for the road!" Lol....surprised we all made out okay for so long! 😂

  • @boiledcrap
    @boiledcrap Před 3 lety +1

    "How are they gonna DUI test a stoner?"
    Ask if you want nacho cheese and chili with your Funions?

  • @coreywoodard147
    @coreywoodard147 Před 3 lety +1

    I would totally buy a Josh Wolf "There's Hope" t-shirt! We all know bro and make some tie dye

  • @baileygreen2324
    @baileygreen2324 Před 3 lety +1

    Look at the left arm in the thumb nail 🤣 great story tho!

  • @briannarobinette3769
    @briannarobinette3769 Před 3 lety +7

    Loved this! My fiancé and I turned out of the first cone of a dui checkpoint once. A cop followed us and pulled us over, we were pretty drunk.. but he let us go!!!

  • @gregboffa5963
    @gregboffa5963 Před 2 lety

    What kind of sandwich was exactly what I was thinking 💭 😂😂

  • @coltenritzinger3962
    @coltenritzinger3962 Před 3 lety +1

    Lol damnit man I was holding my hit you did that gump shit I laughed coughed and blacked out LMFAO that's funny shit man. Keep being you my dude!

  • @AbethGomez
    @AbethGomez Před 3 lety +2

    I can believe that hehe! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @lordkiza8838
    @lordkiza8838 Před 3 lety +1

    Should have ended it with can you step out of the car please lmao hahahahahahaha your great bro

  • @BlueSirus
    @BlueSirus Před 2 lety

    “Well i don’t wanna drive over there-“ 1:33

  • @phantomairsoft1
    @phantomairsoft1 Před 3 lety

    This is amazing 😂

  • @donovankelley4802
    @donovankelley4802 Před 2 lety +1

    Waayyy too high to watch this😂

  • @kylenix5474
    @kylenix5474 Před 2 lety

    Bro you rock josh

  • @randomdude21264
    @randomdude21264 Před 3 lety

    I love it man

  • @reedpotts5583
    @reedpotts5583 Před 3 lety +1

    6:25 Joey Diaz laugh 😂