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  • čas přidán 1. 01. 2012
  • I do not own this.
    I don't want to talk to anyone.
    I want to sleep.

Komentáře • 854

  • @dharmallars
    @dharmallars Před 8 lety +1139

    Bob odenkirk is the most perfect infomercial voice

  • @ChkthDeats
    @ChkthDeats Před rokem +194

    Love that unspoken implication that the folks at these parties just want to hear themselves talk. Perfect example of small talk scenarios.

  • @NathanRiveraMelo
    @NathanRiveraMelo Před 10 lety +631

    I use the "sure, why not?" in real life all the time.

    • @GrahamBarth
      @GrahamBarth Před 9 lety +34

      "I understand" is the only phrase I know how to say in every language.

    • @brando555555
      @brando555555 Před 9 lety +1

      Graham Barth
      Even in Swahili, Arabic, Zulu, and Czech?

    • @GrahamBarth
      @GrahamBarth Před 9 lety +2

      brandon Even in Latin, baby. That one sounds particularly ironic.

    • @bjamiork
      @bjamiork Před 9 lety +3

      *****
      Same here lmfao. Everyone just looks at me weird.

    • @carmend1665
      @carmend1665 Před 8 lety +1

      They need to make these in real life for when a homosexual starts his homophobia harass

  • @TheGoodChap
    @TheGoodChap Před 10 lety +883

    I like how hes acting like they've been married years and doesn't want to go to someone else's party, but it's their engagement party lel.

    • @DrJuice1
      @DrJuice1 Před 10 lety +32

      LOL ur right, i never thought of that. good call

    • @aush5348
      @aush5348 Před 10 lety +37

      That's easily the funniest part of this skit

    • @YouOpaOpa
      @YouOpaOpa Před 10 lety

      DrJuice1 omg you're the merman guy from Castlevania?

    • @chromo48
      @chromo48 Před 9 lety +2

      Yes, this is awesome.

    • @fernandomfernandes
      @fernandomfernandes Před 9 lety +43

      I understand.

  • @johnclavis
    @johnclavis Před rokem +17

    I want Bob Odenkirk offhandedly saying "Sure, why not" as my notification sound for bad news

  • @IamSpacedad
    @IamSpacedad Před 10 lety +272

    I love the badly retouched headshot of Bob Odenkirk.

  • @jameshauck9148
    @jameshauck9148 Před 7 lety +191

    Wife: I want a divorce
    Cinco Face Time Party Snoozer: Sure why not

    • @escargooncominatya4732
      @escargooncominatya4732 Před rokem +18

      Thanks for coming!

    • @GTAIVisbest
      @GTAIVisbest Před rokem +10

      Wife: I'm going to be taking the house in the divorce, and full custody of the kids.
      Cinco Face Time Party Snoozer: I understand.

    • @AnAdorableWombat1
      @AnAdorableWombat1 Před rokem +2

      @@escargooncominatya4732 😂😂😂😂

  • @Mercurio2435
    @Mercurio2435 Před 2 lety +76

    I love that she had to remind him that he owned one.

    • @LakeFX
      @LakeFX Před 10 měsíci +4

      "Cinco FaceTime Party Snoozer" 🤔

  • @dariusandrosio
    @dariusandrosio Před 8 lety +107

    Cinco is smart enough to screw the harness into your
    spinal column. if it wasn't you'd fall over constantly and look foolish.

  • @domvsdom
    @domvsdom Před 7 lety +180

    another homerun by cinco

  • @SonnyGTA
    @SonnyGTA Před 7 měsíci +4

    I ordered this with my Cinco Phone! Boy that thing heats up though! Glad they included this soothing cooling gel.

  • @humphreysmiggens3881
    @humphreysmiggens3881 Před 8 lety +141

    um... I bought one of these and it amplified my charisma. I was the life of the party. now I have 3 stds and no memory of what happened.

    • @GrahamBarth
      @GrahamBarth Před 7 lety +16

      Cinco has been known to make products that work _too well._ Some people just can't handle the kind of success that comes with food being vacuum directly into your stomach, or flawless tans, pearly white dentures and cell phones. Or maybe chicks just like an active listener. If I ever listened, I might know the answer to that.

    • @patrickmaloney1810
      @patrickmaloney1810 Před 7 lety +14

      Thanks for coming.

    • @simulationtheory8817
      @simulationtheory8817 Před 7 lety

      I got aids!

    • @alcoholya
      @alcoholya Před 4 lety

      you must have purchased the Cinco party snoozer deluxe.. which comes with built in Roofie spray dispenser.

    • @TheChryslerBuilding2024
      @TheChryslerBuilding2024 Před 3 lety +3

      I understand.

  • @mo99diunsi
    @mo99diunsi Před 8 lety +138

    man you're such a great listener !!
    sure why not !

  • @BombingUrToiletAgain
    @BombingUrToiletAgain Před 11 měsíci +44

    "I don't want to talk to anybody, just want to sleep." Story of my life.

  • @anfygames1428
    @anfygames1428 Před 7 lety +21

    "hey... my wife is now pregnant....
    -Thanks for coming!"

  • @Clutnuckle
    @Clutnuckle Před 11 lety +35

    Hearing "Rebate? Sign me up, of course I want a rebate." underneath the Cinco Face Time Party Snoozer is comedy gold.

  • @residentevil4freek
    @residentevil4freek Před 3 lety +82

    I really want a full version of that soothing music.

    • @asdfjkli
      @asdfjkli Před 2 lety +25

      Geoff Bastow - Soothe Me

  • @blakethomas5637
    @blakethomas5637 Před 4 lety +26

    I love how they basically made it Eric’s face

  • @SrPelo
    @SrPelo Před 11 lety +93

    sure, why not?

  • @BMAN-16
    @BMAN-16 Před 8 lety +33

    The first time I watched this, when it zoomed in on the guy's face at the end could be the hardest I've ever laughed. Stuff like this in T&E can totally and delightfully blindside you.

  • @rickyray2794
    @rickyray2794 Před 10 lety +15

    Lmao I love how the glasses have eyeballs instead of just regular sunglasses hahah.

  • @ctsstxc
    @ctsstxc Před 3 lety +11

    This is from the alternative universe where Saul Goodman becomes an infomercial host instead of a lawyer

    • @epremier20050
      @epremier20050 Před rokem +2

      Kind of making a headcanon for me that all the Cinco commercials with Bob Odenkirk's voiceover are all produced by Saul Goodman Productions with Saul doing voiceovers.

  • @alfredoking14
    @alfredoking14 Před 8 lety +7

    Romm Oah Denmirk's career has really taken off in recent years, must be that professional voice of his

  • @thenewaeon
    @thenewaeon Před 10 lety +31

    That's the man who played the dentist on that show with the cocaine psychicist.

  • @ZeldaFoxEars
    @ZeldaFoxEars Před 9 lety +192

    He was listening to vaporwave

  • @PadChennington
    @PadChennington Před 2 lety +5

    i need this for work so bad

  • @AirSandFire
    @AirSandFire Před 9 lety +31

    Thank you for coming.

  • @N8R_Quizzie
    @N8R_Quizzie Před 9 lety +3

    The voice over guy is Raymond's high school buddy from the show everybody loves raymond.

  • @MichaelB-jw5po
    @MichaelB-jw5po Před 2 lety +5

    I've spent 5 seasons of BCS hoping that Bob Odenkirk will say "Sure, why not?" to someone. Hopefully it'll finally happen in season 6.

  • @oriorb
    @oriorb Před 5 lety +1

    this is by far the most useful cinco product, asides the D-Pants, of course.

  • @DrownedCarcass88
    @DrownedCarcass88 Před 9 lety +15

    My Pep Pep would love this!

  • @phillipkibbe5346
    @phillipkibbe5346 Před 8 lety +6

    fun fact for all the Saul Goodman fans, Bob Odenkirk actually discovered Tim and Eric! They apparently sent him demo tapes with "bill receiver" postage to get his attention...pretty clever.

    • @jeromychavez6121
      @jeromychavez6121 Před 7 lety

      Phillip Kibbe You should also check out the birthday boys on Netflix, he discovered them as well. Only lasted two seasons which was disappointing cause they're hilarious!

  • @SFforlife
    @SFforlife Před 8 lety +25

    My fuckin sides are in orbit over here

  • @migduh
    @migduh Před 11 lety +2

    Romm Oah Denmirk's professional voice

  • @KaaneDragonShinobi
    @KaaneDragonShinobi Před 10 měsíci +3

    Of all the people goofy enough to use Cinco products in commercials, I sympathize with this guy the most
    SOMETIMES AFTER MANDATORY OVERTIME FOR TWO MONTHS YOU JUST NEED SOME DAMN SLEEP

  • @Wecato
    @Wecato Před 10 lety +10

    The soothing music track reminds me of "Eyes without a Face"

  • @CrunchBogus
    @CrunchBogus Před 12 lety +4

    The fake commercials are the best part about T&E Awesome Show Great Job.

  • @HenrySosenite
    @HenrySosenite Před 11 lety +6

    I actually use these phrases in similar situations. Thanks, Cinco!

  • @raymondfair7822
    @raymondfair7822 Před 8 lety +12

    How does thanks for coming even fit into a conversation lmoa

  • @Clutnuckle
    @Clutnuckle Před 11 lety +1

    it's fun to read plato's republic while imagining that all of socrates' interlocutors are just wearing a cinco face time party snoozer

  • @erikeldred570
    @erikeldred570 Před rokem +3

    1.) Why is he initially asleep with the closet door open and closet light on. 2.) At 0:48 the perfect new wife rushes in to adjust the mic stand holding up her chubby sleepy groom, making us fall in love with her all over again 3.) the concept of posting up at a party & just having everyone circulate through a conversation with you not noticing you are suspected on golden buckled leather straps is fantastic.

  • @gritngravy
    @gritngravy Před 7 lety +19

    lmao this would be perfect for a full day of work

  • @nayr497
    @nayr497 Před 3 lety +7

    This is going to sell like friggin' hotcakes post-covid. All of us are severly out of practice of putting up with bad conversations at boring parties, so the Party Snoozer, is going to be just the ticket we need to survive the middle-age party scene post-vaccination!

  • @mikefm4
    @mikefm4 Před 3 lety +3

    That river story was actually really interesting

  • @hellomynameisdiablo
    @hellomynameisdiablo Před rokem +2

    I love how he emphasizes that he has a "professional" voice.

  • @BrianBattles
    @BrianBattles Před 9 lety +2

    You're at that party and that corpse-y looking guy is in the same position in the same spot all night long!

  • @generatorium
    @generatorium Před 8 lety +234

    No teeth removal? How does the mask hold then? So ghey.

  • @b1bu
    @b1bu Před 8 lety +62

    is this guy saul goodman actor?

  • @voxlvalyx
    @voxlvalyx Před 9 lety +4

    I'd like to think you'd get those responses whenever you call Saul.

  • @rainmanslim4611
    @rainmanslim4611 Před 3 lety +2

    Perfect product. Thanks cinco!

  • @jkfecke
    @jkfecke Před rokem +1

    This is honestly the first Cinco product that makes sense.

  • @odiouspariah
    @odiouspariah Před 12 lety

    I was already a tan man, but now I can be a boat man AND a tan man! Great job!

  • @alexanderadams9008
    @alexanderadams9008 Před 10 měsíci +1

    How amazing would this actually be

  • @angelalee1210
    @angelalee1210 Před 9 lety +3

    I've been watching this like ten times, I just can't stop laughing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

  • @Knight1nRustyArmor
    @Knight1nRustyArmor Před 7 lety

    Those instrumentals are fantastic.

  • @RedBreadTV
    @RedBreadTV Před 10 lety +4

    That would be perfect for school or work!

  • @FlutterheartReading
    @FlutterheartReading Před 9 lety +5

    if it existed id defenetly buy it

  • @chrisz71
    @chrisz71 Před 10 lety

    I needed this for my 8am classes in college.

  • @towlebucket
    @towlebucket Před 12 lety

    I love the description for this video.

  • @chip2854
    @chip2854 Před 17 dny

    🎶 Miss the most valuable days of your life 🎶

  • @ruzzodac
    @ruzzodac Před 3 lety +1

    Romm Oah Denmirk is by far my favorite voice actor!

  • @PkmnTrainerSophia
    @PkmnTrainerSophia Před 10 lety

    Wow, this sounds like the plan for me. Thanks, Romm Oah Denmirk!

  • @Ofdensen
    @Ofdensen Před 11 lety +1

    lol I dunno why that "Thanks for coming" cracked me up

  • @Turtleproof
    @Turtleproof Před 10 lety +37

    This device is how Robin Williams died.

  • @Yesiamblind
    @Yesiamblind Před 12 lety

    That guy is amazing. And his mustache is amazing, too.

  • @andydavis3850
    @andydavis3850 Před 3 měsíci

    As a small business owner, that's EXACTLY what you want to hear

  • @chromo48
    @chromo48 Před 9 lety +15

    Anyone know where I can find that soothing music? I'd like to pipe more of it into my ears.

    • @Three3Nill
      @Three3Nill Před 9 lety +1

      Its probably just stock jazz music.

    • @JackHorner69
      @JackHorner69 Před 9 lety +17

      Why pipe it into your ears when you can pipe it into your REAR with the new cinco prostate beatbox!

    • @Three3Nill
      @Three3Nill Před 9 lety +3

      o0thx11380o HAHAHAHA YOU SON OF A BITCH jesus fuck i havent laughed that hard in months

    • @jeromychavez6121
      @jeromychavez6121 Před 7 lety +1

      sure why not

    • @DomPeriod
      @DomPeriod Před 4 lety +1

      Soothe Me - Geoff Bastow

  • @Kellnino
    @Kellnino Před 12 lety

    This is too much hahaha! "I understand" "Sure why not" haha

    • @Rhewin
      @Rhewin Před 3 lety

      You’re 9 years older than when you made this comment. Isn’t that weird?

  • @Doncolorado
    @Doncolorado Před 6 lety

    I need this at work.

  • @schapadap
    @schapadap Před 11 lety

    WOW A PROFESSIONAL VOICE!!!

  • @brianbrady4496
    @brianbrady4496 Před 6 lety

    This is an awesome idea I'm going to order two just in case one breaks

  • @MeLikeGuns
    @MeLikeGuns Před 11 lety

    I think that's why this video is brilliant.

  • @pike399
    @pike399 Před 12 lety

    super awesome, good one

  • @staceycross3684
    @staceycross3684 Před 12 lety

    yea hes like a director for tim and eric awesome show great job

  • @poglore5910
    @poglore5910 Před 7 lety

    I need one of those!

  • @zeslickchick1
    @zeslickchick1 Před 12 lety

    i need one of these !

  • @roseg2239
    @roseg2239 Před 2 lety

    I need one of these

  • @park24bird
    @park24bird Před 9 lety +1

    I think Walmart should carry Cinco products. I need to buy this somewhere.
    That way I can use it for meetings at my job.

  • @blazinkushnhazejjbb
    @blazinkushnhazejjbb Před 12 lety

    as soon as i seen cinco the names Tim and Eric poped up in my head so i knew this was gonna be good

  • @TheNinjaTimes
    @TheNinjaTimes Před 10 lety

    DAMMIT! If only there were some type of Cinco product that would allow me to WATCH and INTERACT with my friend while he sleeps, such as waking him up while he's being attacked by a bear, take notes on his fascinating adventures of being pursued by a bear. OH WAIT.

  • @MeLikeGuns
    @MeLikeGuns Před 11 lety

    Sounds great.

  • @Kostly
    @Kostly Před 3 lety

    Excellent. Let's circle back to that.

  • @Anonyminded
    @Anonyminded Před 11 lety

    What an idea! :D

  • @DNSKILL0
    @DNSKILL0 Před 12 lety

    Reminds me of the 80's for some reason.

  • @margaret6839
    @margaret6839 Před 2 lety

    The first Cinco product I've ever actually wanted.

  • @ThePlacesYouWillG0
    @ThePlacesYouWillG0 Před 11 lety

    This is probably the only thing I would buy from Cinco. This and Pasta Bear of course.

  • @rrbrown813
    @rrbrown813 Před 12 lety

    I need this for class....and life.lol....

  • @PeppercornBingBong78
    @PeppercornBingBong78 Před 12 lety

    I need one of those, and i need it yesterday.

    • @Rhewin
      @Rhewin Před 3 lety

      Do you still need one 8 years later?

  • @parishajitt3453
    @parishajitt3453 Před 2 lety

    march 2020--
    "i don't want to talk to anybody. i want to sleep."
    yeah definitely give me this mask now.

  • @UrbanNomadOfficial
    @UrbanNomadOfficial Před 11 lety +1

    Sweet jesus my stomach hurts from laughing.

  • @goodbyejojo8790
    @goodbyejojo8790 Před 12 lety

    i under stand thanks for coming ok sounds good share why not xD

  • @spideywhiplash
    @spideywhiplash Před 6 lety

    I hear ya Nate Prince...sleep! 😆

  • @DrJuice1
    @DrJuice1 Před 10 lety +5

    the color of that guy's skin is so unhealthy. i swear he's got the jaundice

  • @Hogislegis
    @Hogislegis Před rokem

    good lord guys! Nailed it!

  • @tabithaprovan957
    @tabithaprovan957 Před 2 lety +9

    Having seen the people this man would have to talk to, I can't blame him for choosing to be propped up unconscious behind a mask instead.

  • @voltagebinary
    @voltagebinary Před 10 lety

    lol...it's scary how on-point this is.

  • @judithmarkham6684
    @judithmarkham6684 Před rokem

    Need this

  • @tommytolo8025
    @tommytolo8025 Před 9 lety +1

    I had to purchase this for time with my elderly mother. A little overpriced (she payed for it) but over all worth it's weight in salt. Thanks Cinco

    • @mario0318
      @mario0318 Před 2 lety

      Dude. Next time just call using the Cinco-Fone. You won't be on the phone for long.

  • @bloodhoof66
    @bloodhoof66 Před 11 lety

    thats one of their best bits!!

  • @spankham73
    @spankham73 Před 11 lety

    what an amazing body brace!