The Dwarves who lived in the walls | A Dwarf Fortress Tale |
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- čas přidán 5. 07. 2024
- Do you hear strange sounds in the night? While you are safe and snug, tucked into your bed, there are Dwarves who live and breathe in the walls.
Footage captured from Dwarf Fortress. Songs and sounds used from Dwarf Fortress and Mount & Blade Warband. Rhymes conjured with the help of mountain gnomes and other unmentionable fey creatures. - Hry
"There was no great deed in their life-"
>*kills three trolls and an ettin by themselves, unarmored, with only naught but a pickaxe.*
Four trolls!
Stone. Pickaxe
@@UTFRG Even undercutting their achievement! They'll be remembered by their ancestors!
@@victor_silva6142 If the game is modded- sure, I think if the game isn't modded it has to be a metal pick.
Still impressive either way.
The mining stat is the used for pickaxe fighting, so a legendary miner will be a legendary pick fighter
This feels like what would happen if German Dwarves existed and told fairytales
This is exactly my kind of entertainment. Mountain gnomes rhyme something fierce, huh?
The hard part about working with gnomes is finding time when they're sober.
@@henrisummers6694 par for the course for us Dwarf Fortress MASTERS 😆
Big if true. (Thank you for confirming my suspicions that dwarves are in my walls)
they're in the walls...
THEY'RE IN THE WALLS
Excellent use of meter! Your internal rhyme scheme is wonderfully clever!
Love your style, always an instant click when I see an upload.
I love it. Can't say much more.
THEY'RE IN THE FUCKING WALLS
“No more rhymes now I mean it!”
“Anybody want a peanut?”
“AAHH!”
That dwarf looks like Seth.
sleeping on floors
and searching for wh-
doors
Good moral to this story. Also don't mess with Dwarves.