The Pantless Bandits!!! - Ark: Survival Ascended

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  • The bandits are on the loose with no pants in sight!!!
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Komentáře • 618

  • @NavyOtter
    @NavyOtter Před 22 dny +876

    Neebs needs to form the shirtless sheriffs

  • @verdant9644
    @verdant9644 Před 22 dny +551

    The ultimate betrayal by Neebs at the end! I'm dead 🤣

    • @disrespank
      @disrespank Před 22 dny +31

      Betrayal? more like ... payback... or revenge. Well deserved one too.

    • @nashobasipokni3628
      @nashobasipokni3628 Před 22 dny +17

      @@disrespank and was righteously funny!😝

    • @jlyvren89
      @jlyvren89 Před 22 dny +4

      You know what they always say about Karma... 😏

    • @funkymunky7935
      @funkymunky7935 Před 22 dny +12

      Anyone remember Appsro's "REVENGE!" from the Minecraft series?

    • @JayneTheory
      @JayneTheory Před 22 dny

      😂

  • @stashmerkin9576
    @stashmerkin9576 Před 22 dny +192

    Anthony: the whip crack sound effects *chef's kiss*

    • @penspencils5564
      @penspencils5564 Před 22 dny +9

      Right? I chuckled after the second one and was in tears by the time of the double whip crack after the bandits line.

    • @stashmerkin9576
      @stashmerkin9576 Před 22 dny +2

      @@penspencils5564 same!

    • @Astralpains
      @Astralpains Před 21 dnem +2

      Canyonero! *whip crack*

    • @stashmerkin9576
      @stashmerkin9576 Před 21 dnem

      @@Astralpains good reference! 😀

  • @templarnight680
    @templarnight680 Před 22 dny +171

    11:26 when Apprso stands up, so simple and still so funny.

  • @matthewwolf90
    @matthewwolf90 Před 22 dny +123

    Appsro “I can’t understand why I’m so cold” such is the burden one bears, when they bare all as, The Pantsless Bandit! 😂😂😂

    • @kingalfred2014
      @kingalfred2014 Před 21 dnem +1

      *Whip Crack*

    • @gent_Carolina
      @gent_Carolina Před 21 dnem +1

      1st one: *bears, as in carries

    • @matthewwolf90
      @matthewwolf90 Před 21 dnem +1

      @@gent_Carolina English is such a weird language lol

    • @gent_Carolina
      @gent_Carolina Před 21 dnem

      @@matthewwolf90 Oh, I thought autocorrect had ambushed you.
      What's your native language? ☺️

  • @RedbeardMads
    @RedbeardMads Před 22 dny +88

    Rule Number One: Never tell someone your weakness. Neebs capitalizing on that at the end was epic! love this new series guys!

  • @RobertMay289
    @RobertMay289 Před 21 dnem +77

    That ending.. Lmao 🤣🤣

  • @markcomeau82
    @markcomeau82 Před 22 dny +66

    The whip cracks every time they say Pantsless Bandit. Is it Battlefield Bill in disguise?

    • @Matt_Alaric
      @Matt_Alaric Před 21 dnem +8

      Well it's certainly not a battlefield Dustin.

    • @MrCostari
      @MrCostari Před 21 dnem +5

      He saw Titanic in 3D!

    • @chriswhinery925
      @chriswhinery925 Před 14 dny

      Fear
      Strikes in the heart when pants aren't near
      Just listen close and you might hear
      Appsro breaking everybody's gear
      With no pants on he can hide
      Shots with a bow well he can land it
      He'll sneak right up by your side
      He's the pantsless (pantsless pantsless) pantsless bandit

  • @The-Real-aPOC
    @The-Real-aPOC Před 21 dnem +7

    Standing between two campfires with a torch out BUT wearing no pants while ice-cubed, yep I must be watching Neebs Gaming.

  • @alteredcowboy3318
    @alteredcowboy3318 Před 22 dny +50

    Speaking of t-shirts, I'm still waiting on that Pummel Pete Shirt...

  • @Cronus_1
    @Cronus_1 Před 21 dnem +7

    That first teabag has me ded. 😂😂😂😂

  • @calvin7610
    @calvin7610 Před 22 dny +33

    12:10 remember that scene, Neebs and Simon arguing where you can find obsidian 😂😂

    • @travisedwards181
      @travisedwards181 Před 22 dny +4

      Ragnarok throwback

    • @HardBlues
      @HardBlues Před 22 dny

      Simon is not in that scene 😁

    • @bryanp5843
      @bryanp5843 Před 21 dnem +3

      Simon was right. Infact Neebs was even mocking Simon for saying that obsidian can spawn in caves

    • @MrCostari
      @MrCostari Před 21 dnem +3

      ​@@bryanp5843 Simon made me proud that day

  • @FUBARguy107
    @FUBARguy107 Před 22 dny +50

    I also reference my friends who have passed on from time to time. "Gloria wouldn't like that very much" or "Tony didn't like too much salt". Thick wouldn't approve, but I do. Lol keep the memories alive

  • @PeetHobby
    @PeetHobby Před 22 dny +24

    Those notes are pretty handy for leveling up. They boost your character and the dino you're riding. Just ignore the chatter and grab that sweet, free XP! 😁

  • @JoeMama-oq8wl
    @JoeMama-oq8wl Před 21 dnem +5

    "whats your health at ?" 😂😂😂😂😂 Neebs...man ! Brilliant AND Sneaky !!!

  • @FrozenHare
    @FrozenHare Před 21 dnem +11

    Neebs on a decade long journey for a decent pair of pants, even searched the seas with two frogs 😂👌

    • @tazstidson4231
      @tazstidson4231 Před 21 dnem +4

      .... People wrote songs about it....
      ..... Lol. 💚🐸🐸

  • @TheFuzzypuddle
    @TheFuzzypuddle Před 22 dny +7

    There's always that one guy in the group who gets bored and starts shenanigans

  • @jamesh9104
    @jamesh9104 Před 20 dny +2

    Lmao the first Simon kill and tea bag had me dying, love the pantless bandit thing and Neebs at the end "Gotcha back buddy" so goood

  • @davidvincent1112
    @davidvincent1112 Před 21 dnem +6

    Lmao..props to Simon.."you in that pantsless bandits thing" .."nah, I'm the victim" ....lol, he's willing to take the hit so others have fun..now that's a true friend.

    • @tazstidson4231
      @tazstidson4231 Před 21 dnem +2

      ..... Or an old man thinking about retirement... Lol. 😂💖😍

    • @davidvincent1112
      @davidvincent1112 Před 21 dnem

      @@tazstidson4231 lol nah, they gotta keep going. They can still be playing video games on a retirement home 🤣 ...but nah..if they not having fun no more, obviously...but they seem to have fun

  • @KninjaNate
    @KninjaNate Před 22 dny +14

    So refreshing to hear the words "boat trip" again

  • @dirkd7510
    @dirkd7510 Před 22 dny +4

    I loved the whip sound every time "Pants less Bandits" was said, it reminded me of the Horse whinny from Young Frankenstein when ever anyone said "Frau Blucher" 😂

  • @snowandlightsmusic
    @snowandlightsmusic Před 21 dnem +3

    11:40 "you know this game better than anybody" ... may I present to the court Evidence A. 02:00 doesn't know you can bola parasaurs, doesnt know you can just walk up to a parasaur and see its level, feeds parasaur tintoberries instead of mejoberries, put narcotic in parasaur in case it wakes up (it won't lol) 😂but i've been watched beans and crew for nearly a decade so i would expect nothing less haha. i once heard a tale of a guy who crossed the sea with two frogs, and then a song about him, birds and dodo's... but this can't be the same man obviously.

  • @rustygarnett4393
    @rustygarnett4393 Před 22 dny +8

    The funniest part of this entire video, and the funniest thing I've seen in a long while, occurred at 19:48 - literally laughed out loud! =)

  • @dochs1
    @dochs1 Před 22 dny +3

    Frog gigging is where you walk through a wet/swampy area with a broomstick that has nails on the end, stabbing frogs to harvest them.. or just for fun, depends on the person 😂😂

  • @prestonlees6427
    @prestonlees6427 Před 21 dnem +5

    “Pantless Pirates” was a missed opportunity 🏴‍☠️➖👖🤙

  • @S0lis74
    @S0lis74 Před 22 dny +4

    Again, Netflix needs to hire theses guys.

  • @jeffrobagman2834
    @jeffrobagman2834 Před 22 dny +6

    Neebs coming in clutch at the last second...

  • @skydor5318
    @skydor5318 Před 22 dny +7

    Go Neebs!!! I can't stop laughing now!! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @IamGrief887
    @IamGrief887 Před 21 dnem +2

    Dora:"We need to get real enemies."
    Me:"I'm your huckleberry."

  • @nefariousjackal6195
    @nefariousjackal6195 Před 22 dny +15

    The whip crack every time is a great choice. Daddy was a pantsless bandit.

  • @lanerobey5800
    @lanerobey5800 Před 21 dnem +1

    "Oh I got a sliver" Didn't expect that from Neebs. Saw him pull out the spear and died. Great timing Neebs!

  • @gamerghxst
    @gamerghxst Před 21 dnem +3

    Sheriff Neebs and Deputy Simon are going to have to take out those Pantless Bandits…

  • @SurvivorDK
    @SurvivorDK Před 22 dny +4

    The base is looking good! I like the western theme structures

  • @stephenolup8273
    @stephenolup8273 Před 21 dnem +1

    I couldn’t stop laughing.. the pant’s less bandits 😂🤣😂 loved it when the pant’s less bandit would strike the whip would crack… reminds me of Young Frankenstein when they would say Frau Blucher the horses would Winnie…. Classic y’all!!! Made my night.

  • @justyouraveragehuman466
    @justyouraveragehuman466 Před 22 dny +3

    That moment when you're both a 'huge' fan of Toonstone and just happened to stumble across 'Neeb's Gaming" , then hear Dora's voice for the first time!
    ME: "That's the guy that killed Crazy Ass Frank, Ain't it

    • @JJtoob
      @JJtoob Před 21 dnem +1

      Wait, how long ago did you stumble upon this channel?

  • @sirtainlee8725
    @sirtainlee8725 Před 15 dny +1

    6:40 Neebs doing his best Lucky Charms imitation.

  • @nolableslefteldered1231
    @nolableslefteldered1231 Před 22 dny +2

    That ending.... I laughed so hard I started choking. JUSTICE! Neebs be thy name.

  • @blairhaffly1777
    @blairhaffly1777 Před 22 dny +2

    Neebs should have gotten on screen credit for his guest role as the pantsless water filter guy in Fallout episode 2. "All this could be yours". Hilarious.

  • @Thromash
    @Thromash Před 21 dnem +2

    Can't wait until the Ark Additions dinos become base game.
    The guys to my knowledge(could be wrong), have never used the dinos when they were just a mod.
    They'll probably never figure out how to tame half of them (unless they look it up), but they'll die to damn near all of them & it will be hilarious.

  • @tgreen1071
    @tgreen1071 Před 22 dny +12

    UK translation of the pantless bandits.
    The underpants bandits.

    • @weadone
      @weadone Před 22 dny +3

      The trouserless bandit .
      We don’t say underpants, they’re just pants.

    • @tgreen1071
      @tgreen1071 Před 22 dny +1

      @@weadone yeah we do... Underwear/underpants and pants. All interchangeable.
      Plus mine sounds better.

    • @lumpilumpinski9951
      @lumpilumpinski9951 Před 21 dnem +1

      Related to the underware gnomes from Southpark?

    • @tazstidson4231
      @tazstidson4231 Před 21 dnem +1

      .... Ok, and in the 80'z gruds but do they have skids.... Oh not!?
      ... Lol. 😍🇬🇧😁💜

    • @weadone
      @weadone Před 21 dnem +1

      @@tgreen1071 lol

  • @elgiacomo
    @elgiacomo Před 20 dny +3

    So glad y'all are back in Ark!

  • @LuckiER89
    @LuckiER89 Před 20 dny +2

    ~. That ending was hilarious! 💀😂

  • @1Mackinzoid
    @1Mackinzoid Před 22 dny +1

    "See this is why I don't leave the house" -Appsro lol!

  • @BigTv8power
    @BigTv8power Před 20 dny

    Love that at the end! "How's your health? Just a sliver"...STABBY STABBY! Ha!

  • @Juggernaut6990
    @Juggernaut6990 Před 21 dnem +1

    So far this ark series is incredible and I hate not having thick as a part of it but I gotta give it to the guys, they've found the formula again. Since thicks passing there's certainly been that void missing in alot of content but they've got it again and it's all for us watching. Love these guys. Losing a friend is brutal. They're fighting through it with us as fans helping . Best family group by far

  • @themontanadumbie7348
    @themontanadumbie7348 Před 22 dny +3

    I love when Simon opens a video killing an animal lmao

  • @volkeon3693
    @volkeon3693 Před 22 dny +1

    Good to see Simon be a good sport about the Pantless Bandit! 😂

  • @user-px7cj8eu4p
    @user-px7cj8eu4p Před 21 dnem

    "watch your back buddy"
    I burstd out in laughter and woke up my napping toddler

  • @sirtainlee8725
    @sirtainlee8725 Před 15 dny +1

    Appsro just stole Neebs' gun from Dora. He's a damn bandit!

  • @Str8Shot81Gaming
    @Str8Shot81Gaming Před 13 dny

    The Neebs betrayal at the end was beautiful! Made me LOL

  • @ShadowWolfRising
    @ShadowWolfRising Před 20 dny +1

    There was as many whip cracks as an episode of Johnny Test.

  • @DubNationUK
    @DubNationUK Před 19 dny +1

    Here lies the obligatory compliment on Anthony's editing.

  • @BMack37
    @BMack37 Před 21 dnem +1

    "What's with the whip crack? shirtless bandit, no whip crack"

  • @RussRobo
    @RussRobo Před 12 dny

    I love the sound of the whips for the Pants less bandits. Just the sound of whips...and nothing else. 😳

  • @connorevans9460
    @connorevans9460 Před 17 dny +1

    Message for Simon, did you know you can also throw the same spear you are holding you can also stack them (carry more than one in the same hotkey button)

  • @Dave-mt3og
    @Dave-mt3og Před 7 dny

    4:59 if anything should be a T-shirt it should be "Im trying to get hide out here"

  • @jessiepapabear4272
    @jessiepapabear4272 Před 22 dny +5

    I'd buy that "pant less bandit t-shirt ". I'll take 2XL one white and one black please!

  • @MisterBinks
    @MisterBinks Před 22 dny +1

    "you give me the gun, I give you the cornbread" @7:00

  • @bugman655
    @bugman655 Před 22 dny +1

    Glad I'm not the only one with the flicker in Sky problem😊 great episode though

  • @brecasorglufu5972
    @brecasorglufu5972 Před 17 dny

    "Its hard to see through all this lushness!" I love it.

  • @llamamiento
    @llamamiento Před 20 dny +1

    Across from the Pantless Saloon, they need the Pantaloon Saloon. Pants required to enter.

  • @quietone748
    @quietone748 Před 18 dny

    "It's hard to see through all this lushness" cracks me up.
    You know, for those who think Simon's incompetent, maybe if APpsro weren't killing him so often he'd have a chance to get stuff done. He's fine.

  • @ActualHumanPerson
    @ActualHumanPerson Před 22 dny +18

    Ah and the whip crack! He saw titanic in three deeeeeeeee🎶🎶

    • @Matt_Alaric
      @Matt_Alaric Před 21 dnem +2

      Who on Earth would watch Titanic in 3d...

    • @tazstidson4231
      @tazstidson4231 Před 21 dnem +2

      Your comment even sounded like Neebs.... Lol. 💚😁

    • @MrCostari
      @MrCostari Před 21 dnem +3

      With some jeep stuff by his side

  • @recyclops4872
    @recyclops4872 Před 21 dnem

    I love how Dora plays into Apsro's intrusive thoughts so he can see chaos ensue without direct blame lol

  • @ActualHumanPerson
    @ActualHumanPerson Před 22 dny +4

    I hope there's a no pants dance in here somewhere

  • @drew5337
    @drew5337 Před 20 dny +1

    He said where do you find obsidian and i threw my phone😂😂😂 "I thought you could only find that in caves!" -Thick44

  • @tobialzoll2227
    @tobialzoll2227 Před 17 dny +1

    I am a HUGE fan of Dora!! Keep up the great works.
    Also side note: Thick44 Huge fan also.... He will be missed.

  • @hellswench5388
    @hellswench5388 Před 21 dnem

    There are thousands of blank t-shirts waiting to be adorned with the 'Pantsless Bandit' or 'You've been Pantsless Bandited' with a pair of tea bags 😁

  • @pariskulicore_341
    @pariskulicore_341 Před 22 dny +5

    The no pants curse returns...

  • @kingklump
    @kingklump Před 21 dnem

    Thank you guys for continuing to mention Thick :) It's like he's in every series still!

  • @TreyLatimer
    @TreyLatimer Před 20 dny

    "Okay then I don't think we need your services" 😂

  • @allisong1551
    @allisong1551 Před 22 dny +23

    perfect timing for an Australian who can't sleep 👌

    • @efraim3364
      @efraim3364 Před 22 dny +2

      or an American just getting off work

    • @mariocruz414
      @mariocruz414 Před 22 dny +3

      Or someone who just woke up

    • @calebhealey8151
      @calebhealey8151 Před 22 dny +1

      Can sleep Australian but just gotta timing

    • @verdant9644
      @verdant9644 Před 22 dny +1

      hahaha, I can relate!

    • @dvkevin
      @dvkevin Před 22 dny +2

      Try magnesium glycinate if you have trouble sleeping. 3g should do.

  • @A_Bird_With_A_Knife
    @A_Bird_With_A_Knife Před 21 dnem +1

    @Neebs Gaming if you tame a oviraptor you can snatch wyvern eggs without being detected but the ovi needs to be there as you get it and it will do a snatch animation once it's over grab him and haul ass cause once out of its inventory every wyvern will b-line straight to you

  • @bringabong4648
    @bringabong4648 Před 20 dny +1

    Fucking 1 in the morning watching the final scene I burst out laughing so hard the neighbours had to hear it

  • @joesashiify
    @joesashiify Před 21 dnem

    "It's hard to see with all this lushness!" - Doralious -

  • @MrAdamGameplay
    @MrAdamGameplay Před 21 dnem

    That freaking ending 🤣 was not expecting Neebs to take out Appsro like that!!

  • @akwel4816
    @akwel4816 Před 22 dny

    Pour Anthony having to lash that whip every time they say "pantsless bandits"

  • @timmyfingaz100
    @timmyfingaz100 Před 21 dnem

    That whip crack is killing me! Made me think of Thick pulling up Neebs in Battlefield Bill "THERES NO WHIPCRACK" 🤣😂
    Edit - that ending was epic, great job on editing and music Antony!

  • @jasonfidler3363
    @jasonfidler3363 Před 21 dnem

    That was fantastic Neebs lmfao killing Apsro at the end 🤣

  • @sebcw1204
    @sebcw1204 Před 21 dnem

    i never realized how much the sound of shitting was just part of the ambient background in this game.

  • @hisbabygurl94able
    @hisbabygurl94able Před 20 dny

    The way his body flew off the boat 🤣🤣🤣

  • @jaydamfletcher-lm7qq
    @jaydamfletcher-lm7qq Před 21 dnem

    I love waking up on a Sunday morning to the universe of neebs ark :) thank you fellas

  • @ClassiK_x
    @ClassiK_x Před 21 dnem

    When appsro asked where obsidian is at, I immediately remembered "caves". I'm glad they called that out

  • @googlerequired2323
    @googlerequired2323 Před 21 dnem

    Neebs killing Appsro at the end was just perfect👌

  • @jonwpike
    @jonwpike Před 21 dnem

    That ending with Mr. World Peace!

  • @JamieBooska
    @JamieBooska Před 20 dny

    "Your thighs match your face, it works well." When Appsro said this I died.

  • @missinghood
    @missinghood Před 21 dnem

    “Pantsless Bandit” *whipcrack. Nice callback

  • @winchesterarcade3097
    @winchesterarcade3097 Před 19 dny

    appsro has always been my favorite cause of his sense of humor and wackiness

  • @lokireyes14
    @lokireyes14 Před 15 dny

    9:36 Simon's existence.... 😂

  • @edubblesspirit
    @edubblesspirit Před 21 dnem

    Appsros noise at the end was perfect 😂

  • @kevinw3601
    @kevinw3601 Před 21 dnem

    Some dinos get extra torpor when tranq things when hit in the head. Some get reduced when hit in the belly or back. Take advantage of that when going after stuff you can Bola, enjoy it whole you can since eventually you'll deal with taming rexes and gigas and such.
    Also don't use hide or chitin when in cold areas, they lower your tolerance to cold. Fiber, fur and ghilli are the only ones to raise resistances to cold. Early on like this plant Fiber clothes are better than hide or chitin if you have to go in the cold.

  • @johnzaccagnini8317
    @johnzaccagnini8317 Před 21 dnem

    OMG! The end of the episode! LMFAO! The Pants Bandit is very clever and has the absolute best timing for his revenge! Great content my friends,cannot wait for the next episode!

  • @azayzelhoarde8913
    @azayzelhoarde8913 Před 22 dny

    god this is turning me back into an Ark addict, love neebs gaming Ark combo

  • @silversilence14
    @silversilence14 Před 22 dny

    I don't think a dozen fires could save a bandit without his pants 😂

  • @joeburns9688
    @joeburns9688 Před 22 dny

    This has the makings of a Bonnet Brothers episode.

  • @troykurz9615
    @troykurz9615 Před 22 dny

    You guys are having too much fun, and the editing in this series is top-notch. Cheers!

  • @raioh4747
    @raioh4747 Před 21 dnem

    I love it when Neebs gaming just becomes a sitcom

  • @kylewoodward9006
    @kylewoodward9006 Před 20 dny

    "I used to be a Pantsless Bandit like you, then i took an arrow to the knee"

  • @Go-go_Godzilla
    @Go-go_Godzilla Před 22 dny

    That ending😂
    "TERRA PAX"💜

  • @wumpusrat
    @wumpusrat Před 21 dnem

    The moment Neebs asked him how much health he had left at the end I knew what was coming. :)