I Built The Most Over The Top End Portal In Minecraft Hardcore
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- čas přidán 10. 04. 2024
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I Built The Most Over The Top End Portal In Minecraft Hardcore - Hry
smash like
Why not
waffles
why not
First person to reply
For us of course
"as long as it works i don't care" story of my life 💀
YOO FIRST REPLY TO CZcams HI
yoo youtube?
real youtube 😭
Story of your employer's life 💀
Bruh youtube
"Koolani, can you build an End..."
"Ok."
"... portal?"
"Too late."
Fr lol
People : TOUCH GRASS
Kolanii : i have 9,387,212 blocks of grass
🩻
🩻 🩻
@@DragonVirit’s a joke about the saying “touch grass” and it’s funny because the joke is implying he got that amount of grass, and the “touch grass” joke is talking about people that grind like Kolanii.
Kolanii casually destroys something that took probably months to make and just like “Eh” and keeping his suffering internal for our entertainment is probably the most admirable thing I’ve seen a Minecraft CZcamsr do
Him irl when it happened in his brain “whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy diiiiiiiiid iiiiiii dooooo thiss 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
this is what a lot of youtubers do, well the most hated on. it's always the wrong channel....
I think he can return that build by reloading his End world files from another save
@@korjezilla
Let's hope he thought of doing that, but given his previous videos, he is obviously an expert in world file manipulation for all sorts of illegal item shananigans, so I'd think he has a backup of that build as well.
Bro he must have a backup
Regular people being bored: “I’m gonna watch some CZcams”
Meanwhile Kolanii:
Are you implying that Kolanii isn’t a normal person
@@Vertseal bro trynna start a fight lol\
Literally me rn😂😂😂
Yeah@@Vertseal
@@Vertseal yes
13:52
Old sheep: it was horrible and I saw my life flash before my eyes
Lamb: ok grandpa
Underated
Kolanii will soon hire mojang
THERE IS NO WAY I'M LITERALLY DOING THE SAME THING EDITING THE VIDEO RIGHT NOW KOLANII NOOOOOO
First also rip
This will be an amazing comparison
U need to be faster and also love your vids
dont steal his idea🤣🤣
@@W1ffle600if they're already editing it i don't think its a stolen idea lol
Yay we’re back for kolanii’s unenthusiastic sarcasm
Fr
I like this
Yup
YESSIR
yes
I love how he isn’t even trying to flex, he just literally has to resort to using emerald blocks as a wireframe.
11:00 One eye has a white spot in a different place
in my eyes, kolanii has the perfect personality that a hardcore CZcamsr should. endless sarcasm, acting bored all the time, and puts himself through endless and unnecessary pain just to entertain us. 20/10.
He is literally the perfect minecraft youtuber
@@TommyToes96 and he's the only one that doesn't like kids
@@rycroaCookieGod?
@@user-tn8lz8bs6y probably likes kids
and he's the only one to go popular and then not become a pedophile
The dry humor. The insane editing. The perfectly satisfying jump cuts for block placement chains. The crazy ideas. The casual ending. No shouting.
I love Kolanii.
ur a poet and u didn't know it
@@Not_so_hades4356saying that talks about rhymes
14:46, “I think he’s protesting on behalf of all the squids that died for this build.”
“It’s not gonna stop me buddy, it’s not gonna stop me”
Average Minecrafter
I like how this guy just sounded so casual when he almost died in his hardcore world.
Is there anything this guy can't do?
No😂
He is God 😂
Make a bad video
He can't touch grass that's it.
A proper upload schedule
This map save file has got to be the most valuable file in all of Minecraft, just from the sheer dedication alone.
Yeah but what happens if it’s corrupted? Like the amount of stuff he’s done and it hasn’t corrupted is amazing
@@archon7105maybe he has some backups just in case
You do realize it’s more than likely faked, right?
@@Carlos_West Stop hatin lil bro
@@crazyturtle9394 explain the random cuts
The dry-cut humor is one of my favorite parts of kolanii’s videos, aside from the insane builds ofc
Fun fact: Kolanii’s sanity decreases 25% per episode
But wait there’s been more than 4 episo-
@SeaScutes that's the joke
@@MisterPencil. I know that’s why I cut it off
@@SeaScutes it was sarcastic as well
One thing I love about Kolanii is that every two months or so, I find myself thinking "huh what was the name of that minecraft youtuber doing those 100 day challenges? With the crazy builds and the dry humour?" then I find the channel, see that there are no new vids, but just the fact I THOUGHT about it, a new vid will soon be up. 4 times in a row now, it's been within the same week.
My body clock has somehow tuned in with Kolanii's upload schedule.
Dude youre him... 😂
Same
...
Same.
Dude so relatable
Same, I always forget his name LOL
Not only did this guy spend ages on this build, he edited the whole thing aswell.
Respect
He doesn't have an editor?
16:04 kolanii edging the pickaxe durability
18:10 The Cut Was Too Perfect
You know its a good YEAR when Kolanii uploads.
@Pikachuandthelegendofzel-jk1if
welome to your decadly dose of kolanii
I wonder why he doesn't upload weekly
@@davidward9550 too many over the top projects he spent 25 hours ON HALF OF THE FRAMES
@@DemoTheNPC that's right, you see that's what makes the joke funny
hello everyone, this is your monthly dose of kolanii
Kolanii only uploads every partial solar eclipse.
Yeah actually
People in the future seeing this comment won’t understand the irony and relevance. Top tier comment
yep
Lol
So true. Top tier ong
Now that the old End builds are practically in ruins, here's a video idea: make it seem like a tragic incident occurred in The End that caused the structures to be destroyed. Also, some of the towers look like they're floating so you could probably do something super cool with them.
Thats's a good idea
Sheesh, this video was content overload.. great job!
Normal CZcamsrs: I built a cool nether hub
Kolanii: Portal but just bigger
Kolanii hasn't postened for so long that I forgot he had so may God damn cats
For our sins we deserve eternity in hell, but God loves us so much he came as Jesus to pay the price of our sins through living a perfect life for us, his death and his resurrection so we can be forgiven and receive eternal life if we follow and obey him in faith FOR LIFE , Jesus loves u and desires to have a personal relationship with you of love, peace, redemption and obedience ✝️
May Jesus bless you, repent of your sins and turn to Christ before it's too late 🙏🏿❤️😊😊
Me too
@@IamWone no
@@IamWone hail satan
@@IamWone stfu we aint care
this is the most chaotic minecraft video I've ever watched and I'm all for it
5:28 Music to my ears
For this man, having an ender dragon in the overworld really is no more special than a regular monday
putin are you really watching this while everyone in your country is dying
Totally didn't send the United states of America after you because of the oil you discovered
@@AdidasDoge1 gotta take a brake from the war
@@AdidasDoge1 It's not the real putin
@@AlbertSatnoianu no shit sherlock
The friggin art of little Kolanii riding the ender dragon was adorable- 10/10
yeah
"friggin"🤓
Smolanii
@@dement_tf2maybe go outside
@@Keygentlemen i did, i had to cleanse my eyes with nature after seeing that comment
0:34 “It took 50 hrs to build but we’ll blow it up.” Classic kolani XD
1:06 this is painful to watch this was one of my favourite one of your builds
I love that with each new video you can hear kolanii gradually losing his mind more and more
The fact that he was able to even get that dragon into the overworld without commands in hardcore Minecraft is insane to me not only that but the amount of patience and attention span this guy has is almost god like and is something I aspire to have one day and I think we can all agree that this man is the greatest hardcore builder on CZcams like the stuff this guy pulls off every video is astounding
Wunbas also good but I agree mostly
@@palmosmostlyminecraft I don't know that channel but I'll check it out to see
Credit to sandiction
kolanii should have more subs
getting the dragon into the overworld was arguably the easiest part
I just love your energy (or lack thereof lmao) when you make these crazy unnecessary cool builds
Kolanii's become so rich he just casually outlines his builds with emerald blocks.
Respect.
I waited 1850 seconds for this
asks the cats for their opinion then immediatley asserts dominance by not giving a crap about their opinions
Idk why but at 0:38 when he says “I have an RTX 4090.” it made me die laughing. This dude’s dry humor makes me laugh every single time 😂
The amount of effort that went into this is insane
The editing style is perfect. No intro, high pace, perfect comedy. Well done Kolanii
We need unedited recordings of these videos. Where it's probably like a weeks worth of pure uncut Kolanii suffering
you know its gonna be a good day when u see kolanii has posted
Other CZcamsrs: spends 1000 days making a mega base
Kolanii: alright in todays video im making the end island to scale in the over world, oh and making a mega end portal around it
well done for summing up the video
BABE KOLANII JUST POSTED
The wait for these always sucks but then Kolanii drops the coolest shit you’ve seen in Minecraft history and it always makes it worth it. Keep up the amazing work man.
EVERYONE WAKE UP, KOLANII POSTED
Kolanii casually destroying his end base just make another end island with a dragon in the over world😂
He's back ❤
And then we won't see him for another 4 months 😂😂
cus each video takes 4 months to make
Cuz they’re high quality
Kolanii sounds like the most uninterested dedicated person. I'm also pretty sure, he gave up on keeping the last bits of sanity he had.
I love him.
This morning I woke up and thought, “I want to watch some Kolanii today!” And lo and behold, a shiny new video was freshly delivered to my notification box… what a blessing to us all
16:25 Tell me that doesn't look like an uncooked pizza base with olives on it XD.
that doesn’t look like an uncooked pizza base with olives on it
this makes me want to buy kolani merch
i bought kolanii merch 30 minutes after watchig this video, your implications are simply pathetic
@@rinamudgal215*1850 seconds
9:00 Bro stole an entire forest lol
He was the onceler
At first when I saw this thumbnail I thought it was clickbait, but once I saw the channel i knew it was going to be good.
the lengths this man goes too is absolutely insane. worth the 4 month wait
The Pain I felt when he spawned the dragon and the end tower build got destroyed. how do ya even not cry or feel so sad when that breaks.
Glad the 1850 seconds are up
“I guess thats the cost of being really rich”
Has the same vibe as “cry about that in your Bugatti”
Bro idk how you have the patience for this, massive respect. Your videos are always incredibly well done!!
I've seen a lot of Minecraft builds, but yours are genuinely some of the most creative and it's so cool to see you pull them together
This guy and sandiction are literally beasts, one guy builds massive structure just for fun and other guy uses netherite in his build but walks in diamond Armor and they both do this in hardcore mode
Just insane
( Love both of yours content)
2 goats
5:46 that transition was actually smooth af!
The calmness of this man while he’s building this MONSTROSITY is too funny
6:30 ahh yes my favourite kind of portal!
the best of the best
My favorite is the pether nortel
Glad to see ya back Kolanii. :)
Please be back sooner than 4 months
Kolanii is basically Ricky Gervais as a Minecraft CZcamsr. Iconic.
You are literally what makes me go to school so that I can go home after and watch your vids. Your comedy is just 🤌🤌🤌thank you for your contributions
Kolanii: Disapears for four months
Also Kolanii: *CASUALLY MAKES A MASSIVE END PORTAL*
Also ALSO Kolanii: Comes back with a banger video for me to watch🗿
Wake up,
New Kolanii vid just dropped.
Im up
His dedication is scary
I like how fast pace this video is. Like there is no unnecessary crap that I have to skip through
You are back and will disappear again
that dive into your mine was amazing.
never stop uploading, i love your videos
Gotta respect the grind
You know it's a good day when Kolanii posted.
Agreed :)
It’s always a great year when kolanii uploads.👍
4 months later, and another banger
The taste, the skill (like figuring out which blocks to use for macro translation??), the confidence, the sheer _commitment_ this mad lad has. He’s everything I enjoy in watching things about Minecraft! (Well, he and CallMeKevin, the latter is great for unusual problem solving within the confines of game) I so very WISH I had his creative taste!
9:01 "How ba-a-ad can I be?"
I'm just doing what comes naturally!
@@bcmoore671 How ba-a-a-ad can I be?
@@DigitizedGalaxyAlt I'm just building the economy!
How ba-a-a-ad can I be?
Just look at me pettin this puppy
Kolanii ain't human, he is a goat; Or a cat, I honestly don't know by this point.
genuinely excited to watch this one
‘Now we just have to, to steal a dragon…’ kolanii-2024😂
Holy shit kolanii has uploaded
7:52 a deal’s a deal, +1 sub
Kolanii is the most nonchalant human on this earth
Every time I think things can't get more insane, things do get more insane. Brilliant.
5:47 for some reason I found this really funny him explaining
Dude. You are amazing. I cant imagine how long everything in your world took to make. Keep up the good work
Your builds are always so impressive! The end portal frames look so cool! Great video!
lol you and beppo got the same idea
10:34 yup just casually eating up a obsidian tower
He made it hollow
Ohhhh. Ohhh are you doing operation Doc’s Perimeter ohhhhhh 0:05
thanks fore the birthday present Kolanii :)
Happy birthday
I love the cat being there instead of an egg. It's like the cat is the King of the End!