2000 Dogs vs Minecraft Hardcore
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I Broke Minecraft With Dogs And It Was Pure Chaos (E6)
#kolanii #minecraft #dogs - Hry
smash like for our fallen brothers 🐶
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Dogelanii
Love your vids
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2nd l love ur vids ❤️
Mojang: the warden was designed to be almost impossible to defeat. Kolanii: That was too easy
Well technically infinite wardens can spawn
@@ailajanelleconcepcion6940 but they were all to scared to come out
the problem was the warden can do a lot of damage to 1 entity if the shriek can kill all the dogs in its radius then I think the warden might be harder to kill
And also you aren't supposed to kill him
Everyone: nooo you can’t use Redstone to summon a mob nooooo
Mojang: ha ha red stone go brrrr
wake up babe, new kolanii vid just dropped 👑
oh. Hey youtube
OMG CZcamsEE
Hello again, CZcams
hi youtube can you please remove youtube shorts
Oh Hello 👋
Kolanii on the throne with all the dogs is just the equivalent of Gru saying “TOGETHER! WE WILL STEAL THE MOON!”
yes
Yes (This comment made my AS* off XD)
Give clip
@@EnderfyOfTheDark how…
+ with the dog armor 😀
"as we've already established dogs can't fl-"
*pause*
"fly. is that a cat?"
"Can you fly?"
🤣🤣🤣🤣honestley my fav part of this 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Philza and LukeTheNotable dealing with the Warden in their hardcore series:
“I have to do testing and practice on backups and make sure I don’t loose all my precious world progress”
The big K dealing with the Warden in his hardcore series:
“Lmao dog go bark”
I am the 101 like lol
Pewdiepie also just did it in hardcore with no testing, then he accidentally spawned the warden at his base lmao
@@thecatarmy3485 oh God lmao
Dog go bork*
"Wait Minecraft is actually hard now?"
after many years we finally know who let the dogs out, it was Kolanii.
@Revkitz 😂😂😂 well that's gold
O :
Hahahahahhahahahahahhahaha
Ong god lol
WO9OOOOF
I demand a massive memorial to the fallen
Seconded
Thirded
Fourthed
Fifthed
Sixthed
The game summons wardens based on player-caused vibrations, and the dogs were causing vibrations and eating up the cool down so you couldn't cause any. It's a miracle you managed to summon the first one. Standing on top of the screaming blocks causes them to scream and summon warden's as well.
Seeing Kolanii almost lose his MC world in the first 2min of the episode 2x.... damn
@@recitationtohear I wont thank u lol
Im so godhxd
technically, the warden killed him about three times over. And he got out alive. And then he took advantage of the fact he can only attack one thing at a time
@@recitationtohear first link: Making Air Wedge potatoes by fantastic flavours with disabled likes and dislikes. If you comment on these potatoes video: Oh yeah. The potatoes that have no sense with Kolanii, your comment won't appear because fantastic flavours disabled these kind of comments and wants only positive like: " oh finally it's here!! " in order to defend his self promotion.
2nd: Goofy Ahh games by Memecious. Memecious is still hated since November because we had seeing him self promoting
true
Well, this is our Kolanii content for the next two months boys
Maybe even three if he feels like it
Yessirrrr
Yep until then see ya *plays outro song*
Just watch 1 minute every week and we will be all good
@@dhrg9852 💀
Warden: “ feeling good! Almost killed a player today- oh one second, noise- gotta go back to work. “
Kolanii: “ REMEMBER ME? “
Warden: “ *WHAT THE ACTUAL FUUC-* “
Honestly if I was the warden I probably would have simply just died.
😂😂😂😂
what I find hilarious is that while skulk sensors detect all sounds, but only alert the shriekers from player sounds, he had soo many dogs the sensors were stuck detecting those so the warden couldn't appear, but also felt like the warden was too scared of the dogs
" Where I once howled , I now have an overwhelming urge to bark "- Dog/Wolf 2022
ishe buthe
"So many chickens exist in a single are that existence itself said... that they cease to exist" -Kolanii 2022
Entity craming. When there's so many entity in one place that the game just /kills them all. If he was in the farm at that time he would also of died. that would of been a embarrassing way to lose a hardcore world.
5:15 the clip of them all shaking water off simultaneously is gold
The perfect minecraft world
Can’t like, 69
That's a lot of dogs!!! 😵
If you have a NASA level computer strong enough to not explode when trying to not drop frames with enough dogs to fill the Grand Canyon are on screen
@@xraenon1664 A toaster is sureley not a nasa level pc
I guess
I love how his goal for every video is to see how fast he can get to losing his world, either by dying or with lag (or both!)
the immediate frame drop when Kolanii looks at the dog army will make me laugh every time
These dogs illustrate the concept of crowd crush very well
“violence isn’t the answer, it’s a question
and the answer is yes”
- a white man
-Max0r
- Technoblade
@@loricat5606 Beat me to it.
I spent an hour trying to find the ancient city with my friend, i am personally offended that you found it with seemingly no effort lol
I found it under my worldspawn; thought they were common.
@@ItsDeveloper_ me and my friend spent ages in a massive cave and kept on looking because there were the xp blocks. I attempted to find it again, got lost, had to mine my way up with my bare hands because i had no pickaxe
@@Aygol__ F
@@Aygol__ f
I bet he inspected that seed with chunkbase to get coordinates ;D
I don't think there was a single part of this that wasn't entertaining. Great job :D
6:26
"By the way dogs, if I... if I click a chicken on you and then instantly after click a chicken on your mum... im sorry"
had me dying 💀
The more you watch him the more you can tell the difference in emotion in his context
@@billyadams3744 I'm pretty sure his 200 days in one block Minecraft had him literally pose at the end with a banner of 2 K's, and his shield making the middle K. He did not care.
*"Violence isn't the answer, it's the question,*
*And the answer is yes"*
~Kolanii, 2022
-sunzu
*Cries in technoquote
-jacksepticeye
-a white man
- Technoblade
- Gaius Julius Caesar
2:16 just made me the entire week, I was unprepared for that quote
Your videos are really funny. Just watched the video with water in nether :) Great job
8:17 funniest timestamp tho
I love this man’s content so much! I’m always ready for a completely absurd plot over an even more absurd motive. We love to see it.
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11mo ago
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make sure to zip his pants up when ur done
Everything about this is so passive aggressive and frustrated, and I love it.
so nobody's gonna talk about how he found THE RAREST CITY by just digging straight down
Bro… so much nostalgia. I remember when you had 35k subs. You’ve grown so much, so congrats ❤
Man I haven’t watched Kolanii in a while but man it’s great to see how much you’ve grown and how good your videos are. Started with the 100 days and now you’ve expanded so much. Keep it up man 😃
13:10
Cat: bonjour
The math he just did was marvelous 😂❤ 5:50 - 6:03
dropped a tear at that technoblade quote, god rest his soul
the speech while breaking the village to build the throne of howls was amazing
3:15 It may be a tad bit of a bad idea to have a ton of K's lined up outside of a sacrificial temple
Line the K up ina staright row
That is what i thought
I love how the Deep Dark was the biggest part of 1.19 when it was literally supposed to be added in 1.17 lmao
If you do that chicken farm in a very small, enclosed space but then create a 1x1 opening, the chickens will temporarily simulate liquid physics as they blast through the hole.
Let's stop for a moment to appreciate that build, like DAYUM That looked cool af!
9:58 Literaly every minecraft player
This guy brings back the fun silly minecraft days back, good and original videos, not what everyone is doing
“Some of you may die, but that is a sacrifice I am willing to make.”
Kolanii in low key the most entertaing Minecraft player on youtube
Kolanii is now unstoppable now with his 2000 dogs
4:06 "Don't name them. That's how attachments begin."
My brain immediately: William and Jennie
Lol
WILLIAM AND JENNIEEEE!!!!🙌🙌
I’ve never laughed so hard. The certainty in the way he said “Oh that’s a dog avalanche”
Idk why but the “ow my face” got me so good
This is the physical incarnation of "And I took that personally."
Kolanii: imagine if I mine straight down and find the deep dark.
Also kolanii:*finds the deep dark*
"it seems like a bad idea but im going to do it anyways because i cant think of an alternative" literally me doing anything in minecraft ever
Ah, new Kolanii video… good excuse to rewatch all of the old ones.
Yes, all of them
Glad I'm not the only one who does this 🤣🤣
You know, Kolanii is the only MC CZcamsr that i can just rewatch all of his videos and not get bored.And his voice, alot of MC CZcamsrs have an annoying voice or make it sound annoying but Kolanni? Nah love this guys voice
9:10 "making loud noise" proceeds to break blocks for noise...
Million dogs be like: tha fk
2:16 this is the best quote I've ever heard ever, props to kolanii the genius himself
15:35 "All two thousand and one of us." I love that you included the cat in the count at the end. 🤣
Hes talking about himself, i think
@@thecapybara681 I'm choosing to believe that it was the cat.
Imagine finally finding a CZcamsr who’s content is ur style
I love how it started trying to make a house in a cave look pretty which he still hasn’t done to this. Love it
Sun Tzu: The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting.
Kolanii: How about we maul the enemy with 2000 dogs?
Sun Tzu: ...
“This is a block game i come here to feel good about myself” Kolanii 2022
Been here since you were 1.3k and you are easily the best MC content creator. Perfect comedy and made me laugh a lot!
Kolanii, All I wanna say is thank you, I have been doing terrible with my classes currently, And your videos are helping me feel good about myself, Thank you for your content man.
"Violence isn't the answer, it's a question and the answer is yes." might just be the perfect yearbook quote.
That warden just turned around and gave up when he saw this.
“A wise man once said violence isn’t the answer, It’s a question and the answer is yes” Kolanii 2022
I actually love you dude. Easily the best, most entertaining creator on this platform. Hats off.
The Warden flailing around in that ocean of dogs is comedy gold
I like how he’s said “My powers have doubled since the last time we met!” That means he is as strong as 1000 dogs alone.
11:05 Omg ITS RAINING DOGS ITS RAINING DOGS
6:51
This is glorious
this is what Minecraft legends will be like
"I was aimlessly clicking chicken into an ocean of dogs" - One of the top five sentences of the century
I love your style, you've inspired me to give it a shot. Thank you for being awesome ❤️❤️
Les gooo! New Kolanii vid :D
Kolanii "I will gain my masculinity back" me "but the dogs are doing the work"
Kolanii: It’s too easy!
Kolanii’s PC, panting and sweating: Yeah…super easy…
Literally every week I search your channel to see if u upload.... Today is the best day.... And PLS UPLOAD FAST.. love u
Mojang The warden was designed to be almost impossible to beat Kolani There so scared of me there not even spawning
Completely remade a cave, build an epic door, built all this, foughtmany bosses, remade an entire portal
Yet has yet to make his house
I have watched so many of these hardcore videos lately. Safe to say a lot of them have lost their spark for me but boy oh boy did this just crack me up!!! Thank you for making my commute this morning better❤️❤️❤️🐶🐶🐶🐶
It’s good to know he has a conscience
You may only release 1 video every 2 months but they're damned good videos.
The most over the top, epic content from this man. 👍
First video from you’ve I’ve watched, and I love your humour so much. Great video!
ive never laughed this hard to a minecraft video in a while
TRUE!!! I laugh the hardest when the “Dog avalanche” happened
8:21 is the best
"Victory cannot be achieved without sacrifice Mason" - Viktor Reznov
"yeah, so i was playing minecraft right" - a sentance uttered moments before disaster
You know it's a good day when Kolanii uploads.
Minecraft looking like Mount&Blade with that slain wolf feed
"As a wise man once said, violence is a question, and the answer is yes"
Fly high, techno.
Kolanii when he first sees the warden:he can't do anything lol,the warden the next second:im about to end this man's whole hardcore world
8:23 dogalanch
This man's nonchalant humor is amazing
Kolanii: “Because I ask, why do something difficult, when you can just make someone else do it for you? Introducing:-
Me: Sla-
Kolanii “Wolves.”
Me: I mean yeah, wolves…
I think of his next projects should be exposing the Ancient City (if that's something he wants to do).
He could turn it into something cool like his previous builds.
the way how he disappears for a few months then comes back is funny to me
Violence is not the answer
Violence is a question, and the answer is YES (2:15)
I've just found this guy and I don't know how much skills and confidence do you have to have, to be as reckless and impulsive as this guy is when taking on such crazy projects like this in a HARDCORE Minecraft world and still survive
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