Oblivion Npc Dialogue - Britain Edition

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  • čas přidán 12. 09. 2024

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  • @notamuffin
    @notamuffin Před 2 lety +2393

    That, "You're a bully... You're a thief..." Was executed perfectly.

    • @IBrowseThisWebsite
      @IBrowseThisWebsite Před rokem

      But is he also a coward and a cad?

    • @Exclusivesadblues
      @Exclusivesadblues Před rokem +9

      @@andrewrogers5962 maybe? Maybe not?

    • @EsimOrgMMOGame
      @EsimOrgMMOGame Před rokem +12

      @@Exclusivesadblues the player got bad karma from his previous actions in the game

    • @BornAgain89
      @BornAgain89 Před rokem +10

      @@andrewrogers5962 Definitely not scripted, I have had similar interactions with similar NPC dialogue.

    • @stonearecool2645
      @stonearecool2645 Před rokem +6

      @@BornAgain89 yes this is what uk is like

  • @rogervenandy2241
    @rogervenandy2241 Před 2 lety +1982

    This conversation is a true NPC dialogue, its incredible how every sentence is completely unrelated to the next. True NPC woman

  • @OlympiaCHUD
    @OlympiaCHUD Před rokem +384

    Imagine being killed by a village of people like this a few hundred years ago

    • @gerben2559
      @gerben2559 Před 11 měsíci +22

      Pretty frightening.

    • @yonker1337
      @yonker1337 Před 11 měsíci +42

      imagine letting these people conquer half of the world....

    • @somesz83
      @somesz83 Před 11 měsíci +10

      That's actually terrifying

    • @RedHotChiliPepper31
      @RedHotChiliPepper31 Před 4 měsíci

      @@yonker1337Seems like a bit of a racially charged comment lol. As if they’re all the same and all stupid

    • @ChrisCfagit
      @ChrisCfagit Před 3 měsíci

      ​@nnnjh8372and you're better than everyone else right?

  • @RichSmithson
    @RichSmithson Před rokem +1010

    "You're a Bully, You're a Thief"
    I feel as if she has been rehearsing this confrontation in the mirror for months.

    • @si.1317
      @si.1317 Před rokem +2

      Haha

    • @si.1317
      @si.1317 Před rokem +3

      Yeah but sometimes is just the personality of the people.

    • @mandemtalk6597
      @mandemtalk6597 Před rokem +1

      AXXAXAXAXAXAX

    • @rempseaheinamies9414
      @rempseaheinamies9414 Před 10 měsíci +1

      Basic lines of thieves and bullies. Blame the victim for what they are doing. Very evil.

    • @tictacterminator
      @tictacterminator Před 8 dny

      Or what if he really is
      And that's genuine conviction

  • @rickjames9039
    @rickjames9039 Před rokem +709

    He almost paid with his blood

  • @somethingisshadyaboutthis9155

    “You’re a bully! You’re a thief! You like stealing from your workplace! You’re a criminal!” 😂 oh god

  • @sahildoshi4438
    @sahildoshi4438 Před rokem +354

    British NPCs are best for these lmao

    • @THE-BUNKEN-DRUM
      @THE-BUNKEN-DRUM Před rokem +3

      If you haven't already. Type in NPC toilet paper. 😉

  • @aelux4179
    @aelux4179 Před rokem +453

    As a brit I can confirm that this is the motherland of all NPCs

    • @mikaelbihl-matias9462
      @mikaelbihl-matias9462 Před rokem +18

      Motherland of all NPC's is France.
      Proof : macron has been reelected

    • @johannsimonot
      @johannsimonot Před rokem

      @@mikaelbihl-matias9462 Gigitte Macron sous skooma...
      Brigitte c est un brave gars, le probleme c est son gamin.... Emmanuel Palmade 1er meriterait un test "anti skooma " 😁

    • @artiz91
      @artiz91 Před rokem

      As someone who lived long enough and have links to island yes it definitely is.

    • @lewisprice4482
      @lewisprice4482 Před rokem +2

      I live in Wigan, all the NPCs spawn in our town centre

    • @Konoronn
      @Konoronn Před 11 měsíci +1

      No.

  • @Massimo-sn6sn
    @Massimo-sn6sn Před rokem +75

    -"You're a bully... You're a thief!"
    -"Khajiit has no words for you"

  • @uncontrollable343
    @uncontrollable343 Před rokem +267

    The tap of the stick really adds horror to this terrifying altercation. I’m glad you made it out alive to show the rest of the world your interesting and mysterious discovery. Bravo

    • @totallynotdio1311
      @totallynotdio1311 Před rokem +8

      its like she plays her own theme song with that stick. its so ommonuos

    • @Liusila
      @Liusila Před rokem +5

      Did he make it out alive?

    • @ryandarnell6
      @ryandarnell6 Před 3 měsíci +3

      This comment made me laugh so much 😂

    • @mattihaapoja8203
      @mattihaapoja8203 Před 23 dny

      No. Police extracted the video from his phone that was found on the body.​@@Liusila

  • @terrortower666
    @terrortower666 Před rokem +93

    The stop and stare as he asks her what she’s doing is the most NPC thing I’ve ever witnessed

  • @majorrsole7355
    @majorrsole7355 Před rokem +280

    If you defeat her, she can be summoned as a guardian force.

  • @Alex.P1
    @Alex.P1 Před rokem +43

    “You back off” she says as he’s backing off 😂

  • @ethangatenby2547
    @ethangatenby2547 Před rokem +90

    I like to imagine that if he hadnt have approached her she wouldve just stayed in the same position walking around the van, he initiated the quest when he walked up

  • @hlm896
    @hlm896 Před rokem +125

    The voices actually sound like the sort found on Fable or Oblivion 😂

    • @tictacterminator
      @tictacterminator Před 8 dny

      I think she sounds like an angry teacher in harry potter

  • @davidrenton
    @davidrenton Před rokem +35

    "your a bully, your a thief"
    well "you are a hagraven"

  • @talisrealworld
    @talisrealworld Před 2 lety +61

    the walk is menacing

  • @Dane-ep8bb
    @Dane-ep8bb Před rokem +16

    "you never should of come here"

  • @spacegerrit9499
    @spacegerrit9499 Před rokem +66

    You can take her, she's in cloth armor.

    • @VB-zx1yk
      @VB-zx1yk Před rokem +20

      That cane could be enchanted tho

    • @alfred0621
      @alfred0621 Před rokem +11

      She has fat armor

    • @adrianpate4694
      @adrianpate4694 Před rokem +1

      😂 broooo I almost choked cloth armor 😂 that’s hilarious

    • @johannsimonot
      @johannsimonot Před rokem +1

      But she is on skooma 😂

  • @gooseboy4025
    @gooseboy4025 Před měsícem +4

    "You back off!" she says as she walks towards him

  • @talahuehnchen
    @talahuehnchen Před rokem +18

    That authentic character, that sound and ofcourse the realistic graphic... fantastic... 😂

  • @bradreed2001
    @bradreed2001 Před 2 lety +49

    May be Rest In Peace. The video ended because she does so much damage he got one shot

    • @ecos889
      @ecos889 Před rokem +6

      Well she is a giant troll so we missed the best part where he gets thrown into the air.

    • @HipHopAn0n
      @HipHopAn0n Před rokem +1

      RIP

  • @ahmadalwan9085
    @ahmadalwan9085 Před rokem +12

    These NPC videos + English accent= 🔥🔥🔥

  • @rlolalleskapot
    @rlolalleskapot Před 2 lety +33

    It's Oswald cobblepot

  • @williammurphy9897
    @williammurphy9897 Před rokem +17

    The accent mixed with the confrontation is hilarious 😆

  • @Worm-ex9vq
    @Worm-ex9vq Před rokem +19

    This is not an npc. This is a final boss you must fight in the end of a game

  • @wearywanderer7018
    @wearywanderer7018 Před 11 měsíci +4

    As soon as I hear the music in these videos I start laughing with anticipation 😂

  • @RetroPlus
    @RetroPlus Před rokem +19

    This isn't even the first time this woman has been in a video like this

  • @user-bd8jc8wg3w
    @user-bd8jc8wg3w Před rokem +4

    “Back off” is the keyword to trigger the aggressive actions from a NPC.

  • @timothymountain7868
    @timothymountain7868 Před 2 lety +21

    Are you quite legal.. 😁

  • @miketexas4549
    @miketexas4549 Před rokem +4

    Vibes like she lives in a tree and stirs magical potions in a large black cauldron.

  • @Prssns
    @Prssns Před rokem +5

    She comes from the classic days of NPC's and is really channeling Shenmue

  • @londonspade5896
    @londonspade5896 Před 11 měsíci +4

    The cane is so ominous

  • @maxshibanov818
    @maxshibanov818 Před rokem +8

    I think at 0:16 the battle music should've started xdddd

  • @electr0metalpr0cy0n
    @electr0metalpr0cy0n Před 2 měsíci +2

    Better storyline than Cornation Street or Eastenders. Ended on a cliffhanger though! 🤣

  • @pitiantifriz
    @pitiantifriz Před 3 měsíci +1

    "you're a bully, you're a Thief" sounds exactly like something out of an elder scrolls game ngl

  • @Gypsum179
    @Gypsum179 Před rokem +18

    I am not British, but I believe the Brits would refer to this creature as an “old bin.”

    • @dj_paultuk7052
      @dj_paultuk7052 Před rokem

      Nah, shes a F'ing nutter.

    • @cheekysausage7764
      @cheekysausage7764 Před rokem +6

      It's not bin, it's bint. An Arabic word meaning girl. Picked up in Egypt by British soldiers in the nineteenth century and over time became used as a derogatory term for a woman.

    • @Gypsum179
      @Gypsum179 Před rokem +2

      @@cheekysausage7764 ah damn. I was hoping it was referring to an old gray trash can. Thanks for the clarification.

    • @matthaxx7137
      @matthaxx7137 Před rokem +2

      I think 'old biddy' would be a more appropriate term. " An elderly woman, regarded contemptuously as annoying" from Collins English dictionary

    • @Mickparrysstepdad
      @Mickparrysstepdad Před rokem +6

      Could also be an old bag.

  • @MmmmChimkin
    @MmmmChimkin Před měsícem +2

    Ah yes, the elusive British Hagraven. A lot more mean and heavier compared to the normal ones. Avoid at all costs.

  • @W3Ar33pic
    @W3Ar33pic Před 9 měsíci +2

    something about that cane is so fucking intimidating🤣

  • @dannymiester5825
    @dannymiester5825 Před rokem +5

    Can u imagine in aliens finally come to earth and the first contact is with one of these fruit loops

  • @redditstoriesfuny
    @redditstoriesfuny Před 11 měsíci +3

    "YOU bAcK oFF"
    *proceeds to walk towards him*

  • @BentTire
    @BentTire Před rokem +14

    This woman deserves an Oscar for her performance

    • @earlyso_music
      @earlyso_music Před 11 měsíci +1

      Literally tho. Someone needs to give her an acting gig. The delivery of her "lines" was a masterclass. She's giving me the lady from the Princess Bride who yells at Buttercup. "Boo!"

  • @lestergreen9691
    @lestergreen9691 Před rokem +8

    When i was starting to belive hobbits were fictitious creatures...

  • @skyrimmerchant1617
    @skyrimmerchant1617 Před 16 dny

    ‘you’re a bully, you’re a thief, a scoundrel!’
    Brilliant voice acting 👑

  • @nonjaninja4904
    @nonjaninja4904 Před rokem +22

    He's the npc for still being afraid of the coof.

    • @salinora0
      @salinora0 Před rokem +5

      I thought he just found the crazy ah lady so disgusting he didn't wanna have too much contact lol

    • @izaiza4284
      @izaiza4284 Před rokem +3

      No he is not afraid... If he would this woman will be on the ground.

    • @JamesHoffa420
      @JamesHoffa420 Před 11 měsíci +4

      He's not scared of that old hag. He just doesn't want to go to jail for giving her what she deserves.

  • @bhwolf4895
    @bhwolf4895 Před rokem +3

    I have no doubt she traveled multiple universes during that minute

  • @blueshattrick
    @blueshattrick Před rokem +4

    "You stole my sweet roll!"

  • @WJINTL
    @WJINTL Před rokem +5

    Ah yes
    The road troll
    Pay the toll or pay with your blood!

  • @Mickparrysstepdad
    @Mickparrysstepdad Před rokem +7

    You know you're getting old when you have to ask your teenage son what NPC means 😢

    • @weighedgoogcat4499
      @weighedgoogcat4499 Před rokem +3

      Yes, I can infer from this comment that you are, in fact, a 90 year old boomer

  • @LoverOfManyArts
    @LoverOfManyArts Před rokem +9

    Most accurate cause there's alot of british accents in Oblivion 😂

  • @Joeythe
    @Joeythe Před 6 měsíci +2

    She’s no NPC she the main villain 😂😂

  • @Koopa-bf8uh
    @Koopa-bf8uh Před 5 měsíci +1

    The cane tapping.... Like a pirate antagonist walking at you. Spooky

  • @joshualuke7003
    @joshualuke7003 Před rokem +32

    I live in a conservative English borough and I can confirm that you will come across a lot of these hostile NPCs, especially if you’re passably young looking.

    • @Screeno1993
      @Screeno1993 Před 7 měsíci +5

      They are really hostile and awful these boomers. They just are full of hate and it's honestly very frightening to me. I'm glad we can laugh at them like this here though!

  • @TheLover20xx
    @TheLover20xx Před 11 měsíci +2

    just hilarious

  • @Kazokaslt
    @Kazokaslt Před rokem +5

    this is so surreal that i kinda start to question myself there for a moment whether I ingested some acid today or not 🤣🤣🤣

  • @BossySwan
    @BossySwan Před rokem +2

    Mrs Goggins has let herself go

  • @rsarvaiya3337
    @rsarvaiya3337 Před 10 měsíci +1

    "Alright, hand over your valuables, or il gut you like a fish"

  • @nohandle27
    @nohandle27 Před měsícem

    "You leave the toilet seat up. You leave the lights on. You forget to say thank you..." this one has quite a long list of grievances.

  • @serhiizinkivskyi3464
    @serhiizinkivskyi3464 Před rokem +2

    Proof we living in game

  • @LienLeon
    @LienLeon Před rokem +4

    I love when people get so angry that they say the things they have been gossiping about with others. They probably mention it every time the see the person they don't like. "Look Betty, there he is again walking his dogs with the company issued royal mail jacket on and company issued work boots. He's a thief, he's ripping off his employer. I bet they know nothing about him wearing those company work boots to the dog park. It's a disgrace."

  • @unclecoco2082
    @unclecoco2082 Před rokem +1

    You can see she is really enjoying that, capable of making any accusation, scary

  • @JoshxIZ
    @JoshxIZ Před 10 měsíci +1

    I love the chemistry here. They will be married sooner or later.

  • @pauliewalnuts5803
    @pauliewalnuts5803 Před rokem +1

    He’s not parked in front of the drive 😂😂

  • @fervent2896
    @fervent2896 Před rokem +12

    Theres a another part of this video where he finds his sons wipers in the ladies dustbin and goes and knocks on her door. Can’t find it though

    • @Screeno1993
      @Screeno1993 Před 7 měsíci

      She must have been psychotic tbh she comes across that way

  • @johannsimonot
    @johannsimonot Před rokem +2

    I saw her in skyrim! She is on skooma for sure, watch out dude! 😂

  • @icy4384
    @icy4384 Před rokem +1

    the dialoged god made for that person was Perfect!

  • @Felix-fy7ki
    @Felix-fy7ki Před rokem

    Indeed she's the one I would not like to meet in a dark place at night....fearsome!

  • @foxbasedelta338
    @foxbasedelta338 Před měsícem +1

    She saw those slippers with pom-poms on through the window of the local Breton merchantile - "thems the ones", she thought..."I'll have them"...

  • @iamtheyeti6663
    @iamtheyeti6663 Před rokem +4

    Ngl the things I'd do to have interactions like this 😂

  • @daddy2baddie
    @daddy2baddie Před 11 měsíci +1

    This video reminded me of playing skyrim for the first time getting caught stealing a iron ingot.

  • @butterspike680
    @butterspike680 Před 2 měsíci

    The british accent really ties everything together

  • @ahmadalwan9085
    @ahmadalwan9085 Před rokem +1

    It's like watching Game of Thrones

  • @aaronlovell6026
    @aaronlovell6026 Před rokem +3

    Wow this looks like an opening to a hobbit movie.

  • @adrianpate4694
    @adrianpate4694 Před rokem +12

    She just described all my favorite things to do

  • @considerthiswithclintbrewer
    @considerthiswithclintbrewer Před 9 měsíci +1

    "You like stealing from your workplace!"
    Huh? 🤨

  • @Jcremo
    @Jcremo Před rokem +2

    My favourite. ❤️

  • @Azoria4
    @Azoria4 Před rokem +1

    everyone talking about what she’s saying - not enough talk about the clanking of the walking stick. timed to perfection

  • @venomtang
    @venomtang Před rokem

    Bro i love this video ahah, ive seen it so many times

  • @stoufa
    @stoufa Před 2 lety +4

    Chill the [ ____ ] up grandma! 😂

  • @tuber00009
    @tuber00009 Před rokem +1

    Guys she was training him, psyching him up for the final boss battle.

  • @eternal_affairs
    @eternal_affairs Před 11 měsíci

    Some ppl have never had their shit rocked and it shows

  • @tB3o3tR9o9
    @tB3o3tR9o9 Před rokem +1

    she reminds of the witches that are after you in the Horror computer game Painkiller

  • @amuria55
    @amuria55 Před 11 měsíci +1

    Little bully eh, little thief? stealing from the workplace much?

  • @hongry-life
    @hongry-life Před 11 měsíci

    Even less self aware than an animal.

  • @fireice8
    @fireice8 Před 9 dny

    This is what happens when people are too squashed together

  • @JOSHUACHIOCCI
    @JOSHUACHIOCCI Před 3 měsíci

    He should of stay back multiple times. If the woman ignored him he's allowed to use reasonable force to stop her.

    • @RootVegetabIe
      @RootVegetabIe Před měsícem

      I doubt he has any interest in fighting a fat old lady.

  • @TransitionedToAShark
    @TransitionedToAShark Před rokem +2

    I actually slept with that lol

  • @mikaelbihl-matias9462

    The ultimate NPC's NPC

  • @PMS1950
    @PMS1950 Před rokem

    Probably runs the local welcoming committee and neighbourhood watch.

  • @mikenaugz88
    @mikenaugz88 Před rokem

    🤣🤣🤣🤣 yooo it really was 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @1noduncle
    @1noduncle Před 25 dny

    The rare hagraven sload hybrid only the daedra were diabolical enough to conceive of in an oblivion rift dark alchemists study

  • @devanman7920
    @devanman7920 Před rokem +1

    The dialogue and the bar is like some local mage and her staff haha

  • @Homelander1234
    @Homelander1234 Před 10 měsíci +1

    The ancient goblin of the skyrim Mountains.
    Hp99999999999999
    Fat1000000000000000000
    Strength: 2
    Karenism: 10000000000000000000000000000000000.
    Only experienced dragonborns should attempt to fight this wench.

  • @nickcunnington7471
    @nickcunnington7471 Před 6 dny

    00:01
    Proof she doesn't need the walking stick

  • @electron415
    @electron415 Před 7 měsíci

    They finally found the actor of the Goblin king from the hobbit

  • @id104335409
    @id104335409 Před 19 dny

    Oh I think she got you!

  • @p5rsona
    @p5rsona Před 2 měsíci

    the funniest npc i ever seen

  • @ChunzBunz
    @ChunzBunz Před měsícem +1

    I thought the battle music started when shecsaid, you back off!
    Might have been a different upload

  • @tal2agamer498
    @tal2agamer498 Před 6 dny +1

    She is like a troll

  • @adampark1104
    @adampark1104 Před rokem +2

    Legit sounds like an oblivion dialouge lul