Detroit: Become Abridged
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- čas přidán 6. 10. 2018
- Detroit: Become Human except it's 100% funnier and makes about the same amount of sense.
↓THE FUN STUFF↓
Connor, Kara, and Marcus: Slimecicle
Main Menu Chick: Grace Safford
Soldier 1: bit.ly/1VrLjCN
Soldier 2: bit.ly/1Xs3Tdn
Concerned mother: Grace Safford
Little Girl 1: Grace Safford
Deviant 1: bit.ly/1VrLjCN
Dan: bit.ly/1Xs3Tdn
Todd: bit.ly/1VrLjCN
Alice: Grace Safford
Roomba: Some random text-to-speech program
House Alarm: bit.ly/1Urx66u
Carl: bit.ly/2BZubC8
The Paint Man: bit.ly/2uzTjtH
Hank: bit.ly/1VrLjCN
Police Investigator: bit.ly/2NqEFMR
Police Officer: Henry Dalgleish
Devin: bit.ly/1FC46p8
Man with clothes: bit.ly/1Urx66u
Magic Garbage Robot: bit.ly/1tYpoWE
Dying Android 2: Henry Dalgleish
Talking Head: bit.ly/1tYpoWE
This video took me forever to make, I really hope you enjoyed it!
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♫Music♪
The Detroit OST
Push It - Salt-N-Pepa
Day of Fate - Spirit VS Spirit
Advent Children - Those who Fight (Piano Version)
Advent Children - Those Who Fight (FFVII AC Version)
Prince Winterberry's Theme
#detroitbecomehuman #detroitbecomeabridged - Hry
Markus internal voice: batman
Markus actual voice: kermit
large and mildly threatening reptile his internal voice is just edgy emo 2007 kid
large and mildly threatening reptile my favourite anime gliche *w*
"Im a real boy!"
@@Cryuigg so....basically batman
Høøded Phøenix omg 😂
Me: Alexa play Despacito
Alexa: No
**Detroit: Become Human intro playing*
*Yes CyberLife, I would like to report a deviant!*
Alexa be like: I am Alex
Voice actors: spend months voicing the characters.
Simecicle: nah
*”We don’t do that around here.”*
The true power of a gamer
Theres 2000 likes ONLY 3 COMMENTS
It wasn’t good
It was better
@@nothingatall1712 4 now dw
10:50
Connor: "Are you Lieutenant Hunk Anderson?"
Hank: "The name's Hank..."
Connor: " _y o u s u r e ?_ "
*”Cuz you look quite the Hunk to me.... Anderson.”*
Hank:*intense drinking *YEP*
Kara: "Yes, Todd"
Subtitles: No, Todd.
*sweats profusely*
I think the subs are gone. Theirs only the auto generated.
@@JupiterDude3000 6:41 it was the in-game subtitles
CONFLICTING ORDERS SELECTING PRIORITY
User”let’s check the subs”
Subtitles”yes Todd”
Sweats profusely
*WAIT, THATS ILLEGAL*
“Are you Lt hunk Anderson”
“It’s pronounced hank”
“Are you sure”
Top 10 anime couples
1:06 😂😂😂
Omg same I had never heard the word before but after searching it up I realized just how smooth this Connor is lmao
**Takes long sip** yup..
I don't ship it but lmao
*_takes a long sip_*
I love how Kara became a deviant so Alice could have her spaghetti.
"A growing girl needs her SPAGHETTI!!"
Alice still hasn't gotten her spaghetti.
@@moocfi_tab4321 Later in the game, Rose gives Alice some of her “World Famous Spaghetti” but we sadly never get to find out if Alice eats it or not..
"Hey Todd, you didn't like my spaghetti? Welcome to the spaghetto b*tch!!"
Marcus: basically kills Carl's son "uh oh"
Carl: "spaghetti O's!"
LOL
In cannon he actually lives and it gets his life back on track
“Whoops.”
“Whoopsie.”
Carl did not care😅
THERES SO MANY OTHER GOOD COLORS, CORAL, TANGERINE, BUT NO! *”I love salmon.”*
"The American Androids Act of 2029 specifically states that androids are forbidden to carry or use any type of weapon, but the American Androids Act of 2030 specifically states that *Momma didn't raise no bitch."*
**Puts gun in back waistband** Oh man I love it!
The moment he said that, all I hear was GOOD MORNING USA! I’VE GOT A FEELING TODAY IS GONNA BE A WONDERFUL DAY!
I wheezed
Hell ya
Aw man, that was what I was going to type
“Are you Lt hunk Anderson “
“The names hank “
“ARE YOU SURE”
Postive
@@Nitr1ous nah it was Hawk
Me: Connor, that’s gay!
Also me: Mm, good...
I thot it was hlonk
_Are you sure?_
“My name is Alice...”
“and my name is on the police watch list. Let’s go sister!!!!”
LMFAO
I love how almost all the time Markus is just fucking contemplating life.
Acctreat
Right 🤣
“We have learned 2 things, his name is Daniel, and he’s the coolest in the world.” XD
Sh*t, he’s too strong!
David cage you’ve done it again
He got cool aid tho
I'm also a Daniel
@@danielthomas990 stop using coolaid
*A GR O W ING GIRL NEEDS HER GO S H D A R N P A S T A*
Kara: Hey Todd you didn't like my spaghetti WELL WELCOME TO THE SPAGHETTO BITCH
*pumbs shotgun*
It'a Timw for the SpaGHETTO!
BUT WHAT IS PASTA
@@D_E_M_E_N_C_I_A_ fun fact: spaghetto is a real word. it is a single spagetti noodle
one spaghetto
two spagetti
"To Be Continued..."
**2 years later**
_"Those bastards lied to me"_
*2 years later again* those bastards still lied to you and me
JUST GIVE US PART 2 AAGAHSHDJDKD
here we are in 2023
I know Charlie liked to keep us on our toes but WTF I need part 2 NOW i can't take it anymore
@@MillieDuu here we are in 2024
14:56 "Hey Todd! You didn't like my spaghetti? Welcome to the spaGHETTO!"
This was funnier than most things I've seen this year (and since its 2020, there's not a whole lot to be laughing about)
Yeah, screw 2020.
Markus is... Frighteningly accurate.
Waffles he's like someone programmed facebook motivational quotes into an adroid.
@@katiebayliss9887 Carl really rubbed off on him.
Mahmoud ahmad well what can you expect from someone who paints shitty modern art.
Accurate but is he really, accurate is just a term made by humans to state what is right but is it really correct being correct is what the brain calls being true but have you ever thought that the brain could be completely wrong a term used the identify the incorrect what if everything we think is wrong is right and what's right is wrong is anything truly accurate and if it's not then when will the human race itself become accurate.
I am scared
Connor : "The file said you had a drinking problem"
Hank: "I like to stay hydrated"
*HUNK
not gonna lie this is me when i'm driving
Conner: Are u hunk Anderson
Hank: No it's hank
Conner: are u sure
Moddest Pelican Gaming
I m pretty sure he said high drated
My friend has been going on and on and on about Detroit: become human, and I was going to get around to watching the actual gameplay, but then this video came up on my recommendations, and I gotta say, this is a very surreal first impression that I’m honestly here for
17:17 "tell me everything." "No" "DAMNIT THIS GONNA BE TOUGH"
"Mom, can we get Detroit?"
"We have Detroit at home"
Detroit at home:
Wayyyy better, thanks mom!
@@heavybladevideo cant have shit in Detroit
Wdym this is the Detroit that the kid wants to get
Detroit at home is better
They took it, cant have shit in detroit.
"A firearm. The American Androids act of 2029 specifically states that androids are forbidden to carry or use any sort of weapon.
But the American Androids act of 2030 specifically states that mama didn't raise no bitch."
BRUUHHHHHH I'M SCREAMING
Narrarator: He was in fact, not screaming.
I have heard several weird noises from my computer. Like abnormal humming, electrical sparks, gunshots, mumbling from Google. Is this a sign?
@@smurlix5676 google is a spyig
SAME HAHAHA
Kara: *Fighting for her life in every attempt to live and survive*
Alice: "Kara, I'm cold. Kara! Kara, I'm cold! KARA, I'M COLD! *KARA!* "
"I'm 14 and this is deep"
-Markus
_"I TRIPPED ON HIM. TWENTY EIGHT FOCKING TOIMES."_
Somebody else like this so it gets to 28 xD
28 STAB WOUNDS?!
He ran into his knife! He ran into his knife 28 times!
wtf? Why is this comment blowing up? Apparently this had 27 likes a day ago
I read the first half in conner's voice and the last half in thatcher's voice
“Darn One Off...The Sex Number”
WE NEED PART 2
Lol
Give us part 2 slime
Oh my gosh yes please.
Part 69
I subed for part 2!!
"I didn't realy liked that Coat, but it was so Conveniently placed" -Markus
The wheels on the car go WHY DIDN’T MY DAD EVER LOVE ME? A classic nursery rhyme
We NEED a part 2!
"My name is Alice."
"And my name is now on the police watchlist."
Busa's story was my favorite
This comment is a pretty popular one and even got a heart. Accomplishment Achieved!
Hello is now on the police watchlist, im dad!
It was mine too, loved too. Hahaha
Pls make part 2
My favorite story was the guy who thought really deeply. "Mu gorning"
"Maybe we can sing some fun car songs... The wheels on the car go-"
"Why didn't my dad ever love me?!"
"I don't know that one, sweetie"
Jesus Grace's voice acting skills are actually on point!
“Are you hunk Anderson?”
“The name’s Hank”
“you sure?”
Detroit become Hanks friend
Haha
lol
Detroit:become hanks boyfriend
No his name's Mister Krabs
Me the intire game:
"I really wish I had a gun too so I could draw it on you to make this more intense, lieutenant."
*"I hAvE a guN"*
*_f r i c k_*
"A homicide"
"If you don't shut up, there'll be another one."
Please, we need a part 2
I love how Markus' thinking voice and actual voice are harmonizing with each other 😂 22:25 - 22:58
“The”
- Socrates, once
"Wheres the bathroom"
-Albert Einstien
"The problem with the invention of the internet is that people can lie about anything in the world, and millions may believe it."
- Abraham Lincoln, 1983
Socrates said that while creating the internet in the 18th century
"The 2"
- CallMeCarson
Ok lol
“Register your name”
“OKayyy”
“Kara”
“*mY nAmE iS cArOl*”
“Wait that’s not what I-“
Karo
My name is carle
- My name is car
C A R L
Karen!
oh..wait..
6:40 is comedic genius as the second she says yes Todd, the subtext says no Todd. David cage you did it again
I never knew how fitting Markus as a edge lord is 😂 I’ve watched this SO MANY TIMES I need a part two
"I knew he meant my butt" iM CRYING
Simply Skipper 100th like
@@wonders.l3854 wHAT THE HECK WHO LIKED TIHS HOW DID THIS GET SO MANY LIKES IM FREAKING OUT
“Allen, we need to go.”
“My name is Alice.”
“And my name is now on the police watch list, let’s go sister.”
This video made me laugh harder than anything else in a long time. Would love to see a part two 😂
Lol same
uwuryan A GROWING GIRL SHOULD GET HER NOODLES
A GROWING GIRL SHOULD GET HE GOSH DARN NOODLES
@@ash.-. oh sorry didn't see your reply
Allen?
-Um, okay, I'm a murderer. Alan we need to go.
-My name is Alice!
-And my name is now on the police watch list, let's go.
This is the best voice acting I've heard
*Lets go allen*
"My name is Alice"
*And my name is now on the watch list lets go sister*
LMAOOO
Lmao
YASS
Hi, now on the watchlist, I’m dad.
@@AbsoluteRatBastard i respect you for that
and Alice needs her noodles
The deviant interrogation has to be my favourite part.
''let's take another stab at this'
''29 stab wounds''
"My name is Connor"
"No my name is Connor"
"What's yours"
*akward silence*
*I TRIPPED ON HIM TWENTY-EIGHT FOCKING TOIMES!!*
*aRE y0U d01nG goOd c0p b@d coP?*
"HE WAS DEAD BY THE FIFTH YOU SICK FUCK!"
@@manillametro9952 *iT's oK*
I lost it at that part
16:16
"YOUR SHOES ARE EXTREMELY LAST SEASON-
YOU HAVE A BOOGER STICKING OUT OF YOUR NOSE-
BOOGER NOSE!"
Love this
Markus having an existential crisis is something i never knew i needed
Makes person start to bleed out and almost die
Marcus:Big whoops
Oh c-carl I can uh, he kept shoving, um... Push came to shove well it was talk came to shove and then push... Uh...
😂
Ugh he was talking about salmon..and...
Big Whoops
"The truth... is inside."
"I knew he meant my butt."
funniest shit I've ever seen.
Nice pun.
@@thedingboat5827 yup
@@bat6684 thank you they call me funny
Connor: (basically normal Charlie)
Marcus: (Weird Philosophical Kermit impression)
Cara/Carl/Carol/Kara/Carlos/Crayola/Corolla/Kora/Coraline: (on the police watchlist)
Busa
Lieutenant Hank Anderson: "You wait here, ok?"
Connor (RK800): "Of course... Not"
I’m sorry but your characterization of markus was the funniest thing like, ever
A Fan of Fiction markus smith...
Nah! It was Kara's characterization I found funnier.
i know right 😂
God it was so cringy and so deliberately and humorously cringy when he said "I'm a real boy."
The Markus was so good. I loved it so much.
“Are you Lieutenant Hunk Anderson?”
“The names hank”
“You sure ;)?”
SLUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRPPP
"Yep."
_You s u r e? _
"i didn't actually like that coat but it was so conveniently placed" love this
“Spaghetti? I hate spaghetti! WHY DID YOUR MOTHER LEAVE ME?!?”
I’m in tears
*kara and todd fighting*
Alice: kara im cold
kara: *grabs for gun*
Alice:KARA IM COLD!!!
*i died at that part XD*
This is what me and my brother fight over pasta
Todd and Kara: Fighting until death
Alice: get me a sweater b*tch
Video: "Yes, Todd"
Subtitles: "No, Todd"
What am I to believe..
6:40
The words are a lie!!
The subtitles are deviant!!
@@anormalfangirl7408 Fucking deviant
I am here, over two years later, STILL ASKING FOR PART 2!!!!
13:57 "Stay strapped or get clapped." - Sun Tzu, Art of War
"Wakey Wakey"
"OH BOY EGGS AND BAKEY???"
I love that lmaooooo
That part made me laugh. XD
Yh the part I liked was when the door said welcome home fucko
Wakey Wakey Frosty Flaky!
12:01 “are you *licking* the evidence?” I CHOKED ON MY FROZEN YOGHURT I DON’T KNOW WHY THAT WAS SO FUNNY TO ME
The voice acting in this video is probably the greatest thing I’ve heard in all my years
Connor: you were assigned a homicide earlier
Lt. hunk anderson: keep bothering me and there's gonna be another
Edit: holy ass that's a lot of likes
deadpooltheone it’s *connor* not “Conner”
12 year olds start lining up outside because you spelled *connor* wrong
You have sinned you spelled our boi's name wrong
well Im your 300th liker. So congratulations
Its actually not connor it is
*Coner* also known as the model *R Gay 888*
Slimecicle become: good content
says that, as its been 8 min and the vid is 24min long, libtard
최수정 actually commented it at 24 seconds 🥨🤗
My name is connor, im the android sent by cyberlife
*Mission Impossible*
Heh, that’ll never happen.
Markus: Kills Leo Carl: Uh-Oh Spaghetti O's
Carl:just try painting something
Markus: o ok HoW Do I TuRn ThIs ThInG oN
If Detroit: Become Human was a comedy show
This is it.
It wasn't already? I thought all David Cage games were comedies...
*A GROWING GIRL NEEDS TO GET HER GOSH DARN PASTA*
WELCOME TO THE SPAGHETTO BITCH
“Alen we need to go”
“But my name is alice”
“And My name is on the police watchlist lets go sister”
Part 2 please i know his comedy has changed but WE NEED IT
Put away the antidepressants next the .... hand gun... GOOD.
"Not if I touchie you first"
"I have a gun"!
Shit!
1:12 had me laughing so much i fell off my bed. thank you charlie.
5:59
This is the story detroit deserves.THE VROOMBA UPRISING SHALL RAIN DEATH UPON YOU ALL
Part two? NO part two?!?
A GROWING COMMUNITY NEEDS THEIR GOSH DARN SEQUAL!!!!!!
Im not ruining the 69 likes
THEY FUCKED IT UP
'to be continued...'
*is never continued*
@@natty7359 *Triggered*
yeah this might be my favorite thing he’s done so far neeeed the seq
i wheezed through this whole video
The american androids act of 2029 specifically states that androids are forbidden to carry or use any type of weapon..
But the american androids act of 2030 specifically states that..
m a m a d i d n ' t r a i s e n o b i t c h
*M A M A D I D N T R A I S E N O B I T C H*
mama didN’T RAISE NO *B I T C H*
Kara: "The wheels on the car go round and -"
Alice: "Why did my dad never love me?!"
Kara:".... I don't know that one, sweetie."
😆
"To be continued" and then it never was
1:43
It seems as if the child was unable to hear the first gunshots
They were too busy drowning in angst.
It's those damn phones
Aqsem ok boomer
It's the Phones.
Markus' mental voice and actual voice singing at the end was so beautiful i cant breathe XD
He has an annoying voice.
Ruby Rose tbh
@@KawaiiRuby7 his voice is Kermit what's annoying about that
It’s already been 2 years.. RIP PART 2
7:54 I'm dead laughing on the ground and my mom is screaming "shut up"
Todd: you know the way they crackle in your mouth?
Kara: Yes, Todd
Subtitles: No, Todd
Clearly, there has been a glitch in the matrix.
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
subtitles:
I AM DEVIANT
I’m eating cereal while reading this, that means one thing... THERE IS NO SPOON!
Deviant: The truth is inside
Connor: I knew he meant my butt
I don't know, where ?
Yes
this is what happens when you give a insane person detroit become human a game that you need some sanity to loose playing it
The first time I saw "bellini paints store" I saw "bellini pants store" and when markus got the paint I thought it was amazing that they could fit pants in there
"Daddy Stop!"
"Daddy Go!"
Priceless
I don't know if that should be a DBZA reference or it's just coincidence. :D
ALICE NEEDS HER SPAGHETTI! SHE NEEDS HER PASTA!
A GROWING GIRL SHOULD GET HER GOSH DARN PASTA!
A GROWING GIRL SHOULD GET HER GOSH DARN PASTUH
*A GR O W ING GIRL NEEDS HER GO S H D A R N P A S T A*
A GROWING GIRL SHOULD GET HER _G O S H D A R N_ *PASTA*
YOU DONT LIKE MY SPAGHETTI?! WELCOME TO THE S P A G H E T T O
B I T C H
3:50 the walking and the music in the background match up perfectly
moonlight sonata goes with everything
less than ten minutes in and I already got the idea
connor: about the same but meme material
kara: yass we stan poprocks :D (totally not drugs)
Marcus: emo on the inside, kermit on the outside
"WHY DIDN'T MY DAD EVER LOVE ME?!"
"I don't know that one, sweetie."
Car'a is the best character here, definitely.
I thought it was Bus'a XD
Automobile’a
vroom vroom'a is truly amazing
"They were too busy...drowning in angst"
😂
3:53 yes Markus, that freedom is indeed an illusion, because birds are not real
"Trash, thats you." Wow thanks for the shoutout slime
"Not if I touchy you first." --Hunk Anderson
"The." --Socrates
"Omg it's so cute! iT's A kEy To YoUr HeArT!"
*"It's for the box stupid!"*
This gives off Bad Lip Reading vibes.
1:06
SWAT: *_"Skiddadle Skiduck, Your Daughter is Fucked."_*
Me: Ya better say that.
Jotaro Kujo
and the mother is like: “i want a refund”
"It seems the hostage couldn't here the gunshot, it was too busy drowning itself in angst."
I cant breathe
Seems like you also don't know the difference between here and hear
Seems like thou cannot grammatically write a period, sir.
@@travelsizedarchie Damn.
I was shown this by a friend years ago and alot of us watched it together. I'm never gonna forget those nights, they meant the world to me. I like watching this every now and then to remember. Thanks Slime, I really appreciate all you do