Bert Kreicher and Tom Segura Get Classy | The Roast of Tom Brady | Netflix Is A Joke
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- Bert Kreischer and Tom Segura got classy to roast Tom Brady at The Greatest Roast Of All Time: Tom Brady. Now playing on Netflix!
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Bert was on stage and Shane Gillis was in the crowd, what a gigantic fumble.
Tom coped Shane's classic bully humor, too. "That is sooo gay" when he referred to Brady's pic.
@@quidipherUh… everybody was calling Brady gay
@@samsca8529 it was the delivery 🙄
Don't worry they got most of Joe Rogan friends on. Because Joe Rogans friends of course are all funny... Apparently
Ass backwards
2 Bears 1 Grave 🧸🐻🪦
Andrew's pale white looking face in the background is a great addon 🤣
In 4 words you delivered a line more clever than this 6:59 snorty snot fest from two professionals. I have a shovel, where do I sign up?
😂😂😂
The worst part of this "bit" is knowing that Shane Gillis and Jimmy Carr were sitting just a few feet away😩
And no Bill Burr in sight 😢
@@jakematerneHe wasn't asked and said he wouldn't do it if he was
I love how Kevin kept having to remind everyone they're having a good time by repeating "this is going so well!!!!" 😂
Nikki Glaser read from a teleprompter too and it was fine.. if you remember back the much geralded Greg Giraldo (roast in peace) always read from a sheet of paper ,and it was fine. These guys come off like bubble gum sometimes, maybe that rubs some ppl the wrong way...overall I thought it was pretty funny, and a breath of fresh air from the same ole tired burns..
@@jakematerne Jesus christ you guys have no clue, Burr wouldn't do it.
😂 the car ride back home must of been awkward for Tom Segura 😂 no one acknowledged him or rosted him the entire show 😂 💀
That gives me a warm fuzzy feeling
Lol right a top 3 comedy tour in America and no one knows who he is... no one wants to roast him because they don't want his podcast fans to ruin their social media accounts.
@@nickleszczynski7571 lamest take of all time 😂😂😂
@nickleszczynski7571 Na you're right. We would attack in full force. Its a shame, kinda felt like Bert held him back. What Bert contributed any of us could of contributed. Dude is a joke as himself and thats all.
@@Grapezzzz😂 “attack in full force” Tom was right about one thing his fans a dumb poor losers
Sounds like me reading a book in public.
This comment made me laugh more than their entire set
It really does sound like a book report where the students are trying to be funny.
😂😂😂
@@thedrewdogthat's the best description for this mess I've seen. Two friends paired up in class to write a report and present it to the class. It was funny in 7th grade. Whoever thought "bad unfunny PowerPoint presentation" was the move is a dumbest. 😂
Ta ta today junior! 😂
We know 2 of the 6 comedians Katt Williams was talking about
This joke is funnier than their whole set
@@josearmendariz6072yeah if you have a disability
and it’s Bert twice
We know Katt Williams is a little idiot with a big bruised ego.
Facts
I watched it once on Netflix and couldn’t even watch it again on here, I’m just here for the comments 😂
Agreed. Just utter stupidity and painful to watch…
Dude, same! They were the only part that I skipped through.
@@James-dq1uy they claim they bombed because of the format… but they bomb because of their content.. and they just aren’t funny
@@jimmydeansausage6952Are you absolutely delusional?? This was the best part of the show!
@@James-dq1uyYou skipped through the BEST act???
And Bert has the audacity to go on Jimmy Kimmel and said “we did good” several times 😂
He’s delusional. His PR team is working overtime trying to spin this 😂
Bert is like a dog that constantly needs to be told what a good boy he is.
What the fuck is wrong with Jimmy..
The live audience seemed to love them. Fans of roast just did not.
@@notoriouslybratty no they didn’t. People who went said those 2 bombed… pretty much were the only ones who did. Even the celeb athletes delivered and brought more laughs
These vodka salesmen are having a hard time reading a teleprompter.
Holy F, out of all the sets from the roast, this is the one they put up??!
Lol right. Glaser, Tony, and Schultz killed it, and they put the worst bit up 😂😂😂😂
It’s like they want to publicly humiliate them further 💀
this roast was like 3 hours long... Rotten Tomatoes rating (for this segment only): negative 5 tomatoes..
Save the worst for first?
Yeah the canned speak got old quick. Will CZcams even allow them to post the hardcore stuff?
I’ll never understand how people actually go to see Bert in person, they must actually be people exactly like him
They are. Trust me theyre worse
I know of two people who had tickets for a show once, they were two of the dumbest, most trashy people I knew at the time, I was drinking alot at the time, haven't seen them since I stopped drinking years ago
He came to my state and they even discounted the tickets and I couldnt be bothered to pay even $40 to see him
Some people only see his standup and nothing else
@@noahlankford1I wouldn't open my curtains if he was performing in my backyard and you gave me $40
How did these two ever get to where they are at?
Joe Rogan
Tom Segura used to be funny at least lol
Joe Rogan overhyping people who don’t need to be hyped, he always does this with the most TERRIBLY UNFUNNY people
@@user-gk2bk7ph5tI mean... can you remember a joke of Rogan's?
@@ronyolo8419Tom never was funny.
Bort couldn't resist doing the laugh...and even added extra snorts....
Of cocaine
@@darbs3168 that too
Noticed the same, he's washed up
@@darbs3168I also thought that about at the beginning of Drew’s set. He wipes his nose in such an exaggerated manner. I’m sure they mostly all were on it. Even after their set, Sam Jay was joking about it. But Fr, Bort Crysler and Tom bombed. Idk how they didn’t come up with something better as comedians than Hitler stuff. Was just lazy writing. Shane Gillis was in the audience and without a doubt should have replaced them. Shane also actually knows his football too. The 2bears just were so out of place.
@DrMindbenderthesecond I use to really like him first time I watched the machine story. But the more I learn about him by watching his content or content he’s in, I see why people were hating on him. I don’t hate the guy. I think he means right. But he does what a friend of mine does that pisses me off so bad where I had to put a lot of space between us. That’s the, interrupting just to yap without even listening to what was said, and everything has to always be about him. As if telling people how cool and badass you are, means people think you’re cool and badass. No humility. The once close friend of mine once said “I’m the most humble person with superior genetics and I know I deserve spiritual enlightenment to fix others”…… yeah. I feel Bert would say this too. Like… bruh whaaat?
Kurt Cobain knew this was going to happen 30 years ago and couldn't wait...
Thats funnier than everything they just said 😂
Most outta left field comment in here wow 😂
Slowly but surely, its happening
This is my new line. I hope you don't live in Tucson haha. I'm totally stealing it. Awesome
@@caseyberry6959hack
I’m guessing Bert’s reading off a monitor or something cuz there’s such a long pause before he answers Tom back every time 😂
They're all reading off monitors... he's just doing it badly.
He also has to have time to mouth-breathe, give him a break
They all read off prompters. Bert does it at his live shows too
Your guess?.... They all were Einstein 😂🤦♂️
@@yehheapsmadaybut damn, really? I wonder how common this is. I've seen a good few comedians in different settings and have never noticed this
Bert feels like an imposter if he doesn't have his shirt off.
Didn’t even think of that but you’re right. It’s his security blanket. They shoulda put him up there with no shirt with a tie on. It may have added a little to this dumpster fire.
This bit crashed into the side of a mountain.
Like a trans-amputee skiier
Hilarious 😂😂😂😂
That's what we call 'Getting Kobe'd'
@@Elusive_Pete🌽
reminds me of that tragedy
Jesus christ these two make Gringo Papi look funny.
This was funny
This comment was funnier than this set
@samsca8529 it was awful.
You clearly have worse cte than Brandon shaub.... fun fact the gringo papi was the last legal abortion in Dallas tx
As much as I hate to admit it, this is true
Toms blazer being too tight for his belly is funnier than this whole set
Reminds me of step brothers when they're pitching their business idea to the family lol.
Why is Bert a comedian?
Nobody knows....
He's not...
Daddy's money
Ever heard of failing upwards?
Joe Rogan wills it
Netflix posted this because they know they bombed.
😂😂😂😂 liberal tears make it funnier
Bombed ? Really? What's all that laughter then?
@@nyc9993 alcohol
@@gimmejr💯
@nyc9993 pity laughs too..
Two Bears one Bomb.
Well done to Netflix for piping in the laughter & applause in post-production! Very believable!!
This was, by far, the least funniest thing of the night.
No Ben afflack was worse
This, Affleck and Ron Burgundy.
grow up!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dont forget kim Kardashian @@maggiemay5221
Why, because it's true
That was the worst piece of standup I've ever seen from the two. Bombed hard.
They didn’t bomb, clearly got plenty of laughs. You would hate this regardless just cause it’s Bert and Tom
@@samsca8529 tom sounds like a damn robot this sucked
@@samsca8529this sucked hard.
@@nolantracy3086and what's with the snorting!?
@@samsca8529their ender was basically just 'kys lol' and theres comments here that wouldve made for a better finisher. The collective embarrassment is strong bc they bombd hard
This show was secretly the roast of Tom SEGURA, not Brady. Not a single roaster even acknowledged him! 😬😬😬
Tony Hinchcliffe was the only of the Rogan cult that destroyed. Kevin had to talk Schultz up bc the crowd was on the downturn 😂
That’s not really fair, Schulz was last, it was a long roast and he probably had to take a lot of jokes out that had been done throughout the night
@@jacobwagner1611 schulz just does crowd work where he demonstrates a broad but shalow knowledge of many different cultures. it's very successful, and he does have some decent jokes, but overall his actual material is so much less impressive than his meticulously curated "eccentric" fashion choices. he's a great performer but a mediocre comedian
@@user-pc9xc4ib5o THANK YOU. Jesus that was the most eloquent and accurate description of shulz ever. My issue is he clearly believes hes the funniest guy in the room.
Bert’s fake snort is so on brand
That’s the noise the vodka bottle makes when you open it
2:26 -2:36 then stops on a dime and goes back into it 2:40 like nothing happen
Fall from grace. They’re done.
Lol cornball
I honestly could not figure out How anybody ever found them funny? I’m not trying to be mean I’m serious.One is just the annoying drunk guy. Not a comedian. The other one seems like a nice guy. But again, not a comedian.. I don’t see any star power in either one of them.
@@dominicmcfeeley4142Tom isn’t a nice guy. Check out his rant on that airport worker and poor people.
Here's hoping 🙏
@@dominicmcfeeley4142First time I’ve ever heard someone say Tom seems nice. He’s a psycho.
6:49 - best part.
I keep clicking the time stamp but it just keeps taking me to the end 😔
Duh
😂😂😂😂😂😂
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I fell for it😂 I was wondering what they possibly could’ve said that’s funny until I clicked the timestamp
The amazing part of all this, is that I would bet my entire life savings that they thought they had the best set of the whole night
They most definitely did.. they had me rolling almost shit my pants laughing so hard. Burt’s snorkels are adorable
Wtf did I just read
Classic joe rogan 6 comedy
And the six are tom segura, bert chrisler, brendan schaub, tom segura, and bert chrisler.
The tree of rogan is awesome
@@johnschneider1102 Not this branch, that's for damn sure.
Tony and Shultz did well, but ya this was terrible.
If Rogan is the tree, no one's getting any shade.
The worst part of the special. Theyre reading from the teleprompter. These guys just took a shit load of money to come on stage and read shitty jokes off a teleprompter. Both these guys sucked big time.
We just gonna act like Ben Affleck wasn't the worst thing about the event?
@ohioguy Ben Affleck isn't a professional comedian, you absolute [redacted]
@@SkiMonk at least affleck had some conviction about what he was saying. This shit is grade school presentation level of showmanship
@@TheOrlandoTrustfullHe had some great comedy film roles that I still love. Kevin Smith anyone?
Everyone read from a teleprompter, everyone else was more professional on their delivery and had actual good jokes, unlike this weak slideshow
Kevin's "WOW" at the end pretty much summarized the overall performance of the two schmucks 🤦♂ 🤦♂
Great presentation by two 5th graders!
I was just watching their set on Netflix and was shocked how bad it was. Was wondering if I was the only one lol.
It was fine. Bert Kreischer is just one of those people the internet hates for the sake of hating, usually starts out with legit reasons and then just goes on hating just cause
No they made Randy moss look funny haha
I don't know who either of them is and I thought that this segment was painfully unfunny. I didn't laugh at all and found the guy laughing at his own jokes to be very annoying
I’m black this was funny ash
@@samsca8529 hi Bert
stop it netflix.....they are already irrelevant
These 2 are so inspiring, if they can make it, anyone can.
4:15 mark Bert steals Jeff Ross' joke from the roast of Shaq. "Is he here? Then fuck him"
I was trying to remember where that was from, knew he stole it but wasn’t ringing a bell. He was so proud of it too which made it even worse lol.
Yes!!!! I commented last night that he stole that from somewhere and I can’t remember where, thank you so much
Jeff stole it too
He didn’t steal it. It’s a common joke
These two hacks bombed harder then Randy Moss. Thanks for bringing the roast to a screeching halt.
Its like these guys have never done comedy before
It was perfectly fine lol, I genuinely don’t get what the fuck you guys are on about, it obviously wasn’t the funniest of the night but you guys are acting like it was Hannah Gadsby
@@samsca8529this sucked out loud.
@@samsca8529it was worse
@@samsca8529you’re wrong! Undeniably awful
Most people are followers and are incapable of distinguishing the talented from the non-talented so they just follow what they think is "cool."@@samsca8529
Pat McAfee summed it up the best saying something like, "Tom and Bert were a good break in the middle of all of the action."
Edit: Quote from Pat's show - "2 bears provided an incredible break I do believe, in the middle of the action." I guess their set was during intermission which wasn't clear, possibly why Pat said 'break'.
Lmao. A good break. Get real bro.
Bert is nothing more but a gimmick comic. His shirtless act and annoying squealing laugh is slowly fading away
This was one the most difficult things I've ever had to watch. I need to put the Gringo Papi on repeat to burn this from my memory
Two of the biggest comedians and they came up with a lazy, phoned in performance
You mean the guy who *checks notes* tAkEs OfF hIs ShIrT for a bit isn't funny???
You think this is lazy and phoned i? clearly you are not a fan of comedy. I've seen lazy and phoned in at least they were a little bit creative.
@@billyin4c514 I know everything is subjective, but for two of the biggest names up there to go with the safest route on a roast feels more like they wanted to protect their image. Nobody is talking about their bit from that night
are you on crack? two of the biggest comedians looool😂🤡
That was their point you mook
So awkward. It’s like watching a scene from the Office of someone being uncomfortable.
Bert looks like a bloated beaver when he laughs
why are these dudes on this stage?
Because they needed time off from banging your tranny father
It was so everyone could get up and pee, you know, like a halftime
tony hinchcliffe part is the funniest
And that Nikki girl she stole the show in my opinion, Tony was a close second
Nah Nikki Glaser brought down the house. Tony was good, but Glaser was top
Whats with all of these nikki glaser shills replying under every single tony hinchcliffe comment? Are you guys bots or something? She had a few zingers but hinchcliffe was in a league of his own.
@@VrilWaffen Whats with all the Tony Hinchcliffe shills thinking he was the best when he was a far and away 2nd? She was in a league of her own.
Tony and Nikki were both S tier, ya'll acting like babies arguing over your favorite doll
my fav part was when hinchcliffe didnt roast tom... and blocked him from the camera. its the funniest tom ever been
Might have been tevenge for when Tom went on Kill Tony and just clacked gum the entire time and didn't participate
One day, Tom and Bert won’t be on any form of media and that day will be a very good day.
Well you can scratch my nipples
The money got to both of these guys BIG time
I don’t understand how there is any laughter in the crowd they both bombed
wait was that a comedy set??
This was the worst part of the whole thing. I feel so bad. 😢
Bert has the shakes from alcoholism
Uh and cocaine apparently
They were the WEAKEST link in the roast! Nicky was brilliant Best!
Bert so nervous it’s hilarious lol
he’s coked out of his mind
@@slick3996except not really
This was great to watch!
@@Imnottapinatahe literally showed off a bag of coke on camera
I've never wanted to see the thumbs down numbers so bad in my life. Why would Netflix post this?!?!?🤣
70%
1.9k vs 5k down lol
Gey youtube re vanced. You get the thumbs down back and you can block shorts and it cuts out the self promotions/internal ads. Also I think you can basically get premium benefits with it for free. It's amazing.
Its 2.5k up vs 11k down right now. Add YT disslice extentions, yes that misspell is intentional coz YT staurks me.
Bert is terrible. I’m tired of Tom dragging him around with him.
Tom is just as bad
These guys are COMEDIANS for a living!!!!!
Paused the video at 0:01 to read the comments. Was not disappointed.
Yikes....are they really that oblivious. Shane Gillis is in the audience but Bert is on the stage?
@damdam_- Shanes awesome. What are you on about, one of the best coming up now. My favorite little side note about him is how he's mocking the right the entire time and even the morons in my group (the left) still dont get it.
@@johnsimth6587hes saying it is an affront to comedy that shane and jimmy carr were set off stage in audience while these 2 bozos who couldnt give a shite got the spot.
@@johnsimth6587shane is also slowly starting to parrot elitist values. Listen to the pod. He isn't a centrist and he DOES NOT mock both sides lol. Hes a clear liberal and proud. Just listen dude.
@@grekygrek Lol, yeah man how dare they do this to them! Wait, who are the victims?
@@grekygrek I know, its why I like him. He does mock both sides, he clearly is a good comedian who can find a joke regardless of the political spectrum but yes I do very much enjoy his liberal reality. I celebrate him.
Cringe
Tom&Bert doing comedy like two village comediants from Eastern Europe in a New Year festivity hold in a plastic tent.
"Was he pregnant" probably Bert's funniest joke. Still bombed.
These guys stunk, one of the worst sets of the night
That was painful to watch. How embarrassing, also Bert was on coke.
100%. Look at him swaying side to side the entire time
so where most of them...Affleck?
you could fake laugh on coke?
@deniss.6205 I thought most were fine to great. These fools, Ben, and Ron burgundy were the only bad ones.
Yo shoutout to Netflix for posting this, they knew people were going to look up how bad their set was
Bert hogging the attention by fake snorting. Like my two year old nephew
Netflix ain’t posting the good stuff fo free.
They actually copywrite struck down the 1 good video of Tony I found on here the other day.
This was the worst part of the roast, i was expecting a lot more from these guys…😒
“Our people don’t get many days like these anymore”
“No we really don’t”
Hilarious ….
With these two jabronis as marquee names, Netflix truly is a joke.
Since when did Bert laugh like Tom's wife lol
Tom doesn't have a wife.... try to keep up!!!!!!!!!!!!
@@victoriamccullough6464 um....
Well...they're both alcoholics, so
Makes me miss Greg Giraldo even more. Yikes.
Giraldo was a goat of these roasts 🔥
@@user-gk2bk7ph5t his roasts of David Hasslehoff and Flava Flav were the best.
GREg giraldo was dope
That "Wow..." at the end pretty much summed it up 😅😂
I can’t wait till I never have to see these 2 again. Especially Tom
Kat Williams said these 2 are no good.
Anyone else notice bert shaking. Like Michael J Fox hand shake.
Cocaine he's sweating and his nose drips up there on one side. Looks at his eyes zone in
A bunch of people said on the live show he took out a bag of cocaine
he probably hadn’t had a drink in a couple hours
Andrew Schultz’s in the backstage peaking out lmao
Ok the bit with the shirtless picture was kinda funny.
I can’t believe these are some of my two fav comedians, performing like a dumpster fire at the biggest roast in years.
Says a lot about you.
Bert has never been funny. I didn't even crack a smile at that machine crap
@@jlo2o199 the podcast is pretty funny and some of the stories are relatable, but stuff like this isn’t even funny. Was surprised by this by them. Usually enjoy their Netflix specials, this was like a weird take on White racism
I think a lot of us could believe that atleast one of your favorite comedians is performing like a dumpster fire at the biggest roast of year. The other one is a surprise but not that big of a surprise.
@@alexkogan4003if you think their podcast is funny and especially if you think they’re relatable, you deserve to be one of their fans lmao
Did they get lobotomized? What happened why is this so bad😂
Bert should have just told the machine story.
No one laughs more at Bert’s jokes than Bert.
They Hiroshima’d tf out this one
Comedy's new double act, Hiroshima and Nagasaki
I can feel Tom’s secondhand embarrassment of
A) having to perform this crap
B) doing it as a duologue with Bert
Tom is just as shit, not sure why he always gets a pass that Bert is holding him back. They are equally cringe and shit.
They very obviously orchestrated every second.
It just looks like Tom and Bert assuming people watch their 'comedy' and so should find them funny. Whereas Kevin Hart, who has earned that right, is still working to be funny.
lol tom sucks as much as bort... they're just hacks who used podcasting to get famous, not standup
@@mindingthegapsKevin Hart is funny. The white one. Comedy. My father is gay.
Bert's constant fake snort laughing.
Don Rickles is spinning like a rotisserie chicken in his casket.
mmmmmmmmm
Bert is up there wondering when he’s gonna get his next 6 pack
BERT IS A COMEDY GENIUS. HE EVEN CRACKS UP AT HIS OWN JOKES. HE EVEN ADDED GREAT JOKES TO THIS. F WORDS AND FAKE SNORT LAUGHING.
There’s bombing and then there’s this
This is meta because it’s a psycho calling someone a psycho thinking he is roasting someone mean while it’s like dinner for shmucks and Netflix posited their worst set at the roast for us to roast
Hmmm those two need eachother, they sound better muted.
Netflix "please ffs find these guys funny, we gave them contracts 😢"
Love how they spelled Bert’s name. 😂
"Look at this fucking picture"😂😂😂
I think if they let Tom do his own thing instead of having Bert up there with him it would’ve been way funnier.
But Tom did his own thing at the roast of Bert and it was equally cringe. He has lost every bit of funny he ever had.
Probably not. Have you seen his recent special. Hard to write relatable humor when you're farting through silk.