Friday Favs-Best Dad Jokes on Dock Tok

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  • čas přidán 25. 04. 2024
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Komentáře • 37

  • @livenotonevil8279
    @livenotonevil8279 Před měsícem +30

    "Paranoia hotline, may I help you?"
    CZcams influencer: "I think I'm being followed"

  • @johnkaul9183
    @johnkaul9183 Před měsícem +12

    I wait all week for this!

  • @Detroit_Paul
    @Detroit_Paul Před měsícem +12

    I have a screenshot of my body, I sneezed, held it in, the pressure made me fart in the office. I was SOOO embarrassed

    • @bsiegloff
      @bsiegloff Před měsícem +3

      Thats a Snart.

    • @velk0mmen
      @velk0mmen Před měsícem +1

      dang

    • @duaneburris7ate9
      @duaneburris7ate9 Před měsícem

      Embarrassed? Paul... Be a real man and claim your output as a personal victory.😊

  • @sherryluce5780
    @sherryluce5780 Před měsícem +12

    Bread is like the sun, it rises in the "yeast"

    • @u1zha
      @u1zha Před měsícem +3

      and sets in the "waist"

    • @sherryluce5780
      @sherryluce5780 Před měsícem

      @@u1zha Good one. 😀

    • @davidarcus5131
      @davidarcus5131 Před měsícem +1

      . . . and sets behind the vest.

    • @tikyreol978
      @tikyreol978 Před měsícem

      @@davidarcus5131that is actually right for west in my language (Romanian)

  • @docsmctink
    @docsmctink Před měsícem +3

    Excellent!!! Laughed out loud!

  • @benpyne1228
    @benpyne1228 Před měsícem +3

    My Dad, who suffered from depression years back, rang a 'Prayer Hotline'. He told the guy his problem and he replied "So what do you want me to do about it"? 🤷🙄🥴

  • @past-tense-of-draw
    @past-tense-of-draw Před měsícem +19

    I witnessed a crime at the grocery store yesterday. One of the peanuts was a salted.

    • @BmanTheChamp
      @BmanTheChamp Před měsícem +4

      A Mexican, an American and a Canadian walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

    • @RobertoSantana61
      @RobertoSantana61 Před měsícem +1

      I saw a guy fall into the potato chip rack. He got Wise.

    • @eliwright6214
      @eliwright6214 Před 29 dny +2

      A black man and a Mexican man are in a car together. Who’s driving? A cop.

  • @user-em7pz8us7l
    @user-em7pz8us7l Před 17 dny +1

    My Boss said he wants to hire someone who is an expert in his field,...... so he hired a scarecrow!

  • @valeriewalker954
    @valeriewalker954 Před měsícem +4

    Those we good. Hahaha thanks guys.

  • @adzoutnabout8666
    @adzoutnabout8666 Před měsícem +2

    I was crying a few times.
    Love the outakes.

  • @sandimitulinsky-ou2nb
    @sandimitulinsky-ou2nb Před měsícem +1

    You guys are on fire!!! 😅❤

  • @JoriDiculous
    @JoriDiculous Před měsícem +1

    "No way" Thank you 😂✌

  • @GoldVP...
    @GoldVP... Před měsícem +1

    Great jokes to laugh at

  • @LeeshaKay1990
    @LeeshaKay1990 Před měsícem +1

    Dock! Has anyone told you that you look like the cop from Reno 911??? I love your videos btw!

  • @bossman9774
    @bossman9774 Před měsícem +1

    Make a “ my body just screen shotted” t-shirt

  • @duaneburris7ate9
    @duaneburris7ate9 Před měsícem

    Re-runs.😊 makes me cry for hours. How come I did not receive this until Saturday?

  • @updownstate
    @updownstate Před měsícem

    I love youse. Your jokes are far far better than my father's.

  • @danniseliger5172
    @danniseliger5172 Před měsícem +1

    Why can't you run in a camping ground? It's past tents!

  • @andrewj1754
    @andrewj1754 Před měsícem +1

    Paranoia hotline is the best

  • @michellechapman9905
    @michellechapman9905 Před měsícem

    Dead 😂

  • @Hallands.
    @Hallands. Před měsícem

    Well oohkaaay, then...

  • @gogglespaisano59
    @gogglespaisano59 Před měsícem

    😂

  • @racheldeselms2515
    @racheldeselms2515 Před měsícem +1

    The best ones are the ones where you guys start laughing

  • @Barbequeque
    @Barbequeque Před měsícem

    Yall should do something about the dude who takes your video and puts aliens over it...

  • @RobertoSantana61
    @RobertoSantana61 Před měsícem +2

    I signed up for a Cellphone Picture photography contest, but I sat on my phone and it deleted all my pictures and took a photo of my butt.
    I'm still competing in the contest, but I'm running a little behind.

  • @TheMulToyVerse
    @TheMulToyVerse Před měsícem

    Canada
    Italy
    Spain
    Mexico
    Japan