@@highnoon7097No shit ?? Are you saying that Steve is a comedian and that this was like a skit ?? OP has been waiting 12 years for your mind-blowing revelation
They missed the last Verse This wonderful dog Was Dame Hubbard’s delight, He could read, he could dance, He could sing, he could write; She gave him rich dainties Whenever he fed, And erected this monument When he was dead.
"She bought him some lotto but he didn't win it... Karl told the dog, 'That's weird, innit?'" "She went to the zoo to buy kangaroos... Karl said, 'That reminds me... time for Monkey News!'" "They all told stories, as Karl saw fit... But Ricky interrupted, screaming 'DON'T TALK SHIT!'"
Steve's Mum said when its Christmas she'd like a new hat, But his Dad got her a necklace saying "Look at the gleam on that!" Karl messed up Rockbusters forgetting all his lines, But Ricky burst out laughing saying "Different every time!"
where is Karl to discuss such oddities? I guess his take would be that he's not surprised that the dog did all that stuff. He probably used to have a mate that had a dog that would smoke pipes.
The discussion was "gettin too heavy" so he didn't want to get involved. Things got even more controversial when they dissected Mary Mary Quite Contrary. They really pushed the envelope back then
@spnkypunky Erm no I think this was the end of a season though, Ricky and Steve had to take time off at certain points to film their TV shows; eventually they did quit thouugh yes (but they took Karl with them and began the podcasts)
She went to the taylors to get him a suit, when she came back he was on youtube posting alternative humorous rhymes on a youtube podcast video under the account name "gayD0g1"
There's no evidence in the nursery rhyme that she was actually a mother. A woman with a dog isn't a mother is she. I'm beginning to think it's only partially based on fact.
@@domsumner7307 unless the dog is in fact a child or a small husband. Why else would she go to the cobblers to buy him some shoes? I bet they were high heels.
@RFTC69 she went to the market to get him some food, she didnt come back, animal welfare found the dog skeleton three months later - she was arrested for animal abuse
@RFTC69 she went to the market to get him some milk, when she came back navy seals had ambushed her compound and shot the dog in the head as it resisted arrest
You're never gonna believe this...he was reading the news.
I thought it might have been "He was killing six million...."
The way Steve reads things makes them even funnier--love him.
He reads them like that on purpose to make it sound funny
@@highnoon7097No shit ?? Are you saying that Steve is a comedian and that this was like a skit ?? OP has been waiting 12 years for your mind-blowing revelation
@@Arkenway he puts on a fake accent is what I mean. He really from Kent x
@@highnoon7097called Graham.
Ricky: She went to the jewellers to buy him a clock..... when she came back
Steve: What was he sucking?
A choc ice.
Fine. Respectable.
I love everyone who uploads excerpts of the XFM shows. This s fantastic.
"A choc ice!" Brilliant!
Steve is a talented narrator/storyteller.
How hard can that be
@@matthewjbellamy1 Surprisingly. Knowing when to pause for effect, what tone to use and when, which words to stress, etc. It's a very subtle art.
@@kaliboslike taking candy from a baby . Easy
MECHANT! WHO ARE YOU CALL SAD?
"I'm a dog, I'm not interested in bread. Get me some hamburgers." Looool
They missed the last Verse
This wonderful dog
Was Dame Hubbard’s delight,
He could read, he could dance,
He could sing, he could write;
She gave him rich dainties
Whenever he fed,
And erected this monument
When he was dead.
If I may just briefly mention Hubbard
"He's bent, he's BENT!" lol
"He's bent, his BENT!" LOL
My favourite moment
"She bought him some lotto but he didn't win it...
Karl told the dog, 'That's weird, innit?'"
"She went to the zoo to buy kangaroos...
Karl said, 'That reminds me... time for Monkey News!'"
"They all told stories, as Karl saw fit...
But Ricky interrupted, screaming 'DON'T TALK SHIT!'"
Steve's Mum said when its Christmas she'd like a new hat,
But his Dad got her a necklace saying "Look at the gleam on that!"
Karl messed up Rockbusters forgetting all his lines,
But Ricky burst out laughing saying "Different every time!"
It's lottery not lotto. Unless you're American, yah of course the ahh, the nine eleven
He was reading the news.
omg I used to love this story growing up and it just got MUCH better! Thanks Ricky and Steve!
My grandma used to read me this when I was a kid ha ha ha.
where is Karl to discuss such oddities? I guess his take would be that he's not surprised that the dog did all that stuff. He probably used to have a mate that had a dog that would smoke pipes.
The discussion was "gettin too heavy" so he didn't want to get involved. Things got even more controversial when they dissected Mary Mary Quite Contrary. They really pushed the envelope back then
@@highnoon7097 Hard hitting stuff. Heavy subject matter!
@spnkypunky Erm no I think this was the end of a season though, Ricky and Steve had to take time off at certain points to film their TV shows; eventually they did quit thouugh yes (but they took Karl with them and began the podcasts)
She went to the taylors to get him a suit, when she came back he was on youtube posting alternative humorous rhymes on a youtube podcast video under the account name "gayD0g1"
@stephenzevon excellent
Old mother hubbard went to the cuboard to fetch her dog Rover a bone, but hen she bent over, Rover drove her, for Rover had a bone of his own!
wait what did he mean for the last time? was it canceled?
Yeah the woke brigade got them 19 years before cancel culture even existed
Old mother hubbard went to the cupboard/ to get her poor doggy a bone/ when she bent over/ rover took over/ and gave her a bone of her own.
What poem is this???
The Wind Hover by Gerrard Manley Hopkins
There's no evidence in the nursery rhyme that she was actually a mother. A woman with a dog isn't a mother is she. I'm beginning to think it's only partially based on fact.
There is no evidence she is a human either... Could be the dogs mother - would explain alot.
@@domsumner7307 unless the dog is in fact a child or a small husband. Why else would she go to the cobblers to buy him some shoes? I bet they were high heels.
I got it off Anna Nova. Its all here
Having a frig?
HE WAS DANCING A JIG?! YOUR DANCIN' A JIGG!!
see, I'd have said the dog had turned queer
@RFTC69 she went to the market to get him some food, she didnt come back, animal welfare found the dog skeleton three months later - she was arrested for animal abuse
@calumgolspie1 Aye ok steve
@Frequency404 Making a bit of a din
She went to the baker's to buy him some bread, when she came back he was watching all new animated The Ricky Gervais Show, this Tuesday on E4. ;)
@saintjimmy456 she went to the butcher's to get him a treat, when she same back he was spinning on meat
Is Ricky drunk?
+valdez87 probably
bank...tank...wank...
@RFTC69 she went to the market to get him some milk, when she came back navy seals had ambushed her compound and shot the dog in the head as it resisted arrest
All awful
@RFTC69 she went to the butchers to get him some food, she forgot to bring it back because she's got alzheimer's