The Gunfighter (Best Short Film Ever)

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  • čas přidán 30. 06. 2014
  • In the tradition of classic westerns, a narrator sets up the story of a lone gunslinger who walks into a saloon. However, the people in this saloon can hear the narrator and the narrator may just be a little bit bloodthirsty.
    Director: Eric Kissack vimeo.com/79306807
    Writer: Kevin Tenglin
    The Narrator (voice): Nick Offerman
    Stars:
    Scott Beehner ... Tommy Henderson
    Shawn Parsons ... The Gunfighter
    Brace Harris ... Johnny Henderson
    Eileen O'Connell ... Sally
    Jordan Black ... Sam
    Timothy Brennen ... Bill Jessup
    Travis Lincoln Cox ... Elijah Jessup
    Schoen Hodges ... Gabriel Jessup
    Circus-Szalewski ... Ned Schilling (as Circus Szalewski)
    Chet Nelson ... Farmer Valentine
    Keith Biondi ... John McCullers
    WINNER Audience Award for Best Short Film - LA Film Fest
    Best of the Fest Selection - Palm Springs Short Fest
    Official Selection - Cleveland International Film Fest
    Official Selection - Seattle International Film Fest
    Official Selection - Traverse City Film Festival
    Official Selection - Woods Hole Film Festival
    Support me: / bytanvir
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  • @bumbleWeaver
    @bumbleWeaver Před 7 lety +1283

    "now lets not get carried away!"

    • @rodneysierraguerra3226
      @rodneysierraguerra3226 Před 7 lety

      Тhis moviее is now аvаilаbleее tо wааatсh hеre => twitter.com/0a0f31e3563e6a0ea/status/795842852261498880 Тhе Gunfightеr Bееееst Shоrt Film ЕEЕvеr 1080р HD

    • @DaveMoongazer
      @DaveMoongazer Před 7 lety +11

      hahahaha

    • @bradlahsheelds
      @bradlahsheelds Před 7 lety +12

      Rodney Sierra Guerra Rodney, I would like to personally thank you on behalf of the Tanzanian population for giving us the opporturnity to watch this film in the highest of definitions. This may well be the turning point in our war-torn country
      All the best, Sbiomnus Zelkelet Minister of Martial Arts Zimbabwe

    • @anthonyzullo
      @anthonyzullo Před 7 lety +20

      I came to the comments to see if anyone else was gonna write that in, and fucker beat me to it hahaha!!!

    • @KevinEarley
      @KevinEarley Před 7 lety +11

      Best line in the movie.

  • @bruhwalmart1959
    @bruhwalmart1959 Před 4 lety +2725

    "Or a woman!"
    "lets not get carried away"
    That killed me

    • @rotaxhippie
      @rotaxhippie Před 4 lety +25

      acceptable in 2014

    • @rubyjames3105
      @rubyjames3105 Před 4 lety +16

      still laughing!

    • @TezlaByte
      @TezlaByte Před 4 lety +23

      It killed everyone else too, it seems!

    • @lookinside9040
      @lookinside9040 Před 4 lety +9

      Somebody thinks outside the box. Well done!

    • @aarontweet7822
      @aarontweet7822 Před 4 lety +22

      “I’m seriously not picturing that”
      “But inside he was”
      “No I’m not”
      “But he was”
      “NO IM NOT and that’s the final word”
      He picked up his shot of whiskey at the bar
      “But he was”
      “GODDAMNIT!”
      He yelled while slamming is drink on the table spilling it

  • @RidingwithStymie
    @RidingwithStymie Před 2 lety +1314

    It always amazes me how someone can pull together so much talent and resources for what basically amounts to a "just for fun" project.

    • @Beanerds
      @Beanerds Před 2 lety +24

      Yes , if only the ' Voice ' would visit Hollyweird !

    • @darnellpistachio2991
      @darnellpistachio2991 Před 2 lety +33

      Just for fun? This is most likely for somebody's portfolio, or to have a studio pick up a full length film.

    • @0ne1nfinity
      @0ne1nfinity Před rokem +3

      It's a given fact that people love to play pretend or leave reality. Just need to find the right people at the right time or have lots of cash. Haha

    • @rww549
      @rww549 Před rokem +5

      If they didn't enjoy acting, they wouldn't be actors. Short sketches like this lets them do that without all the bullshit that comes with a full length film.

    • @degsbabe
      @degsbabe Před rokem +2

      There are one or two great film projects in the bud here. Some amazing talent in the pipeline. Keep it coming young bloods.....

  • @pigpen5145
    @pigpen5145 Před 2 lety +278

    If this isn't the best short film ever, it is darn sure in the top 5.

    • @atomicwedgie8176
      @atomicwedgie8176 Před rokem +7

      I love comedy, but this western drama was good too.

    • @CafeenMan
      @CafeenMan Před rokem +5

      Its best.
      The other four can fight for second place.

  • @DoomVik
    @DoomVik Před 8 lety +79

    Cmon dude, at least say this is not your work. Ok?

    • @StefanLake88
      @StefanLake88 Před 8 lety +4

      +Atomic Charge Yeah, pretty shameless that he says "Every actor in this should get an Oscar for such brilliant acting" but won't even link to the source he's ripping off.

    • @DoomVik
      @DoomVik Před 8 lety

      Stefan L
      I mean. He did credit the creator and director, but it's still sort of unfair towards the creator.

    • @StefanLake88
      @StefanLake88 Před 8 lety +10

      +Atomic Charge The credits are in the video itself, uploader doesn't contribute the slightest bit here. He's stealing their content that they put time and money into for his own channel not even linking to them so they can get a few views, there is no way around that. The original is here: vimeo.com/79306807

    • @K9River
      @K9River Před 8 lety

      +Stefan L But I see Eric's name as well as all the other names in the description and a link to the video on vimeo. The same link you provided.

    • @StefanLake88
      @StefanLake88 Před 8 lety +2

      Which means he added the link somewhere in the last two months since I posted that comment. Still copied someone's work without permission, that hasn't changed.

  • @JITKanno0
    @JITKanno0 Před 6 lety +3722

    "Or a woman!"
    -Let's not get carried away...

    • @alannineverson6369
      @alannineverson6369 Před 6 lety +46

      I knew this comment would be here. thank you kind sir

    • @Adam9588ronaldo
      @Adam9588ronaldo Před 5 lety +7

      Haha

    • @svartursvanur486
      @svartursvanur486 Před 5 lety +20

      Women are now called actors too, equality.

    • @imranhazim5434
      @imranhazim5434 Před 5 lety +8

      666 likes, the devil must be laughing

    • @undertower3938
      @undertower3938 Před 5 lety +6

      I almost tapped on thumbs up but then realised that sexy number! Call me when the seal gets broken for more haha

  • @glenpitre1020
    @glenpitre1020 Před 2 lety +286

    I've actually directed two feature-length Westerns, one selected for the Cannes Festival and the other released by Lion's Gate, yet I readily admit I'm not even in the league with these guys. What a flawless film! Celebrating the genre even as it mercilessly spoofs it.

    • @edwardphilips7669
      @edwardphilips7669 Před 2 lety +2

      Name them, I want to see please

    • @glenpitre1020
      @glenpitre1020 Před 2 lety +33

      Belizaire the Cajun was the earlier, more humorous, romantic, Sundance-assisted indie festival darling with a great cast --- even Robert Duvall does a cameo. The other was The Man Who Came Back, a much more traditional (and bloody) Western available through Lion'sGate, starring Eric Braeden, George Kennedy, Billy Zane, Sean Young, Carol Alt, etc. Armand Assante, bless his heart, was in both of the films. @@edwardphilips7669

    • @josephgiri2398
      @josephgiri2398 Před rokem +23

      To have your level of success and still be humble and appreciative of someone else's work say a lot.

    • @domich888
      @domich888 Před rokem +1

      how can we know for sure you're who you say you are?

    • @wcrq_drift7972
      @wcrq_drift7972 Před 8 měsíci +4

      @@domich888 googled the movie, same username. Its prolly him

  • @iffyrafiq6074
    @iffyrafiq6074 Před 2 lety +331

    I don't know why it has taken me 7 years to find this but bloody hell am I glad I did. It's absolutely brilliant.

    • @ood26
      @ood26 Před rokem +6

      Don't feel bad. It took me 8. *celebrates finding the video by scratching his front porch*

    • @masterknight07
      @masterknight07 Před 9 měsíci +2

      This took me 9 years to find.

    • @zyansheep
      @zyansheep Před 8 měsíci +3

      9 for me as well...

    • @hollyperrin7353
      @hollyperrin7353 Před 8 měsíci

      “I don’t know why it has taken me 7 years to find this but bloody hell I am glad I did. It’s absolutely brilliant.” He said, before finding out that all of his “children” were his cousin’s and being mauled by a wolf. RIP Rando Commenter. We hardly knew ye.

  • @Noelsterrr
    @Noelsterrr Před 2 lety +715

    "and women"
    "Now let's not get carried away" 🤣

    • @scottwiggins8794
      @scottwiggins8794 Před 2 lety +27

      That sh*t had me rolling 🤣 I'm gonna have my wife watch this when she gets home today just so she can see that part.....And me laughing a little too hard before she calls me an asshole. Not that her calling me one is anything new 😂

    • @charlieroloff7545
      @charlieroloff7545 Před 2 lety +3

      LMMFAO!!!!!!

    • @mod.ts76
      @mod.ts76 Před 2 lety +7

      I burst out laughing when I heard that part

    • @erik1836
      @erik1836 Před 2 lety +5

      That line was priceless!

    • @erik1836
      @erik1836 Před 2 lety +5

      @@scottwiggins8794 In other words, she is a good judge of character? 🤣😉

  • @zacharyjones7948
    @zacharyjones7948 Před 4 lety +926

    "A tough man can get himself out of a situation, but a smart man never gets himself into one" broooooo...... 🤯

    • @imadoofus1248
      @imadoofus1248 Před 2 lety +33

      Best way to handle a problem is to avoid it. -Einstein

    • @elliotspencer6656
      @elliotspencer6656 Před 2 lety +10

      Brooo woow,my heads in bits duuude. No waaaaaaay. Duuuude. Brooooo.

    • @nickname7173
      @nickname7173 Před 2 lety +18

      Best defence against a punch? is not be there. Mr miyagi

    • @omnicideoscopy
      @omnicideoscopy Před 2 lety +3

      Your mind is blown? You're shallow

    • @elliotspencer6656
      @elliotspencer6656 Před 2 lety +1

      @@omnicideoscopy no just sarky and ill.

  • @1chriscreator
    @1chriscreator Před rokem +49

    I watched this video 4 or 5 years ago and I always come back to watch it again 😂 it never gets old.

    • @bignick45
      @bignick45 Před 10 měsíci

      "said the itchy whore"

    • @phillipkennedy508
      @phillipkennedy508 Před 10 měsíci +2

      i First saw it 7 years ago🤣🤣 man & it still cracks me up severely 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @kogerugaming
    @kogerugaming Před 2 lety +43

    "A society where it dont matter if you rich... or poor!"
    "or a woman!"
    "Let's not get carried away."
    lmao

  • @CookiePresents
    @CookiePresents Před 4 lety +454

    "You know what, I see where you're going with this and I'm going to retract my disgust if that's possible…"
    Gets me every fucking time lmao

    • @timetofly291
      @timetofly291 Před 2 lety +15

      "But the irony was not lost on Matt Adkins...."

    • @erik1836
      @erik1836 Před 2 lety +4

      Same here!

    • @dionst.michael1482
      @dionst.michael1482 Před 2 lety +1

      He was awesome! They all were really.

    • @samuelnwosu9092
      @samuelnwosu9092 Před rokem

      😂😂😂😂😂😂 he knew what was coming

    • @RocketTrolley
      @RocketTrolley Před rokem

      He did her in the butt --- lol. This entire bit is fantastically written and executed

  • @timetofly291
    @timetofly291 Před 2 lety +606

    My favorite way to spend a Saturday night is by watching this classic. While I'm in a safe place, at home, in bed, with my dolls.

  • @georgehildrew6416
    @georgehildrew6416 Před 2 lety +44

    If this hasn't won an oscar, it should, its absolutely brilliant, its genius. Every time I m having a bad day, I watch it, cheers me up every time.

  • @dmmtrck6310
    @dmmtrck6310 Před rokem +31

    Was not expecting that. Absolutely magic and I'm discovering it after 8 years.

  • @tisntmerealname8824
    @tisntmerealname8824 Před 7 lety +919

    if this was a full length movie I would buy it.

    • @AudioAndroid
      @AudioAndroid Před 7 lety +9

      The Voice: Said Tis'nt Merealname while still searching for an answer to Trumps win.

    • @templargfx
      @templargfx Před 7 lety +1

      so right there with you

    • @alexanderhay-whitton4993
      @alexanderhay-whitton4993 Před 7 lety +1

      Trump's. Illiteracy means Trump has REALLY won.

    • @measl
      @measl Před 7 lety +7

      And *_THANK GOD_* for that!

    • @StannieDum1
      @StannieDum1 Před 7 lety +34

      No, this is a one-joke premise that could never be maintained for a full length feature, but it DOES work well here in the short format. Very funny.

  • @taaamas7785
    @taaamas7785 Před 4 lety +1417

    I started this being like "Oh its just another western short film again, ugh guess ill try it out" and it turned into "THAT WAS FUCKIN AMAZING"

    • @thehellyousay
      @thehellyousay Před 4 lety +3

      Yeah. Ain't it just.

    • @0Heeroyuy01
      @0Heeroyuy01 Před 4 lety +5

      i started out the same,then when it was this load of garbage i was like " id rather it was just another western short film again."

    • @gbwildlifeuk8269
      @gbwildlifeuk8269 Před 4 lety +3

      FUCKIN AMAZING!!!!!!! It was SHIT.

    • @JimMiDaxX
      @JimMiDaxX Před 4 lety +1

      LMAOOOO I THOUGHT EXACTLY THE SAME THING 😂😂😂😂

    • @yboy898
      @yboy898 Před 4 lety +1

      Hell yeah it was!
      *Yee-Haws in english*

  • @lolkhars3525
    @lolkhars3525 Před rokem +1

    I wasn't going to watch this but the, "(best short film ever)" really sold it

  • @MrKivech
    @MrKivech Před rokem +1

    'Yet even as Bill reacted with disgust, the irony of it was not lost on him'.... 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Power5
    @Power5 Před 4 lety +527

    Anything narrated by Ron Swanson is going to be amazing.

    • @AndrewBrowner
      @AndrewBrowner Před 4 lety +14

      Nick Offerman*

    • @Power5
      @Power5 Před 4 lety +2

      @@AndrewBrowner I know. 😘

    • @ssfbob456
      @ssfbob456 Před 4 lety +10

      @@AndrewBrowner is there really a difference?

    • @Gunnmutt
      @Gunnmutt Před 4 lety +3

      the man and character really are the same person

    • @PetulaDarling
      @PetulaDarling Před 4 lety +2

      @@Gunnmutt They really, really aren't.

  • @dankydarnel
    @dankydarnel Před 4 lety +268

    “I’m just gonna retract my disgust right now, if that’s possible...”

  • @kiffaj9982
    @kiffaj9982 Před 8 měsíci +5

    Watched this several times, still makes me giggle. And my name's Jessop.
    Queenslander.

  • @sk81947
    @sk81947 Před rokem +3

    Not sense the bean eating in Blazing Saddles have I been thoroughly entertained. Love westerns, loved this

  • @itanvirakhtar
    @itanvirakhtar  Před 10 lety +2043

    Every actor in this should get an Oscar for such brilliant acting

    • @bear90633
      @bear90633 Před 8 lety +230

      Let's not get carried away.

    • @SiliconBong
      @SiliconBong Před 8 lety +61

      +Beri Shifaw *the first oscar/award should be given to the lighting guy.

    • @n_n_n_n_n_n
      @n_n_n_n_n_n Před 8 lety +6

      +Tanvir Akhtar What?

    • @musicformonsters
      @musicformonsters Před 8 lety +9

      +Beri Shifaw why not? that is the whole point of good art- this is brilliant

    • @colindeane1355
      @colindeane1355 Před 8 lety +10

      +Tanvir Akhtar :) Including "The Voice" LoL

  • @Sniperthe0ne
    @Sniperthe0ne Před 6 lety +448

    This was honestly the most amusing use of a narrator I have seen. I cant say I am very vested in short films but this is the most well put together one I have watched myself.

    • @noahcallaway7574
      @noahcallaway7574 Před 5 lety +12

      Nick Offerman did this narration... He is best known for his role as Ron Swanson in parks and recreation.

    • @thepauldineen
      @thepauldineen Před rokem

      I like the narration on this:
      czcams.com/video/Z-BbpaNXbxg/video.html

  • @nickziemer8123
    @nickziemer8123 Před rokem +1

    HAHAHAHA!!!! That was the BEST bit of comedy in a long time! And I’m late to this film by 8 years!

  • @dougharrison7844
    @dougharrison7844 Před 7 lety +1005

    Could have spent 9 mins of if my life doing something worse, so I'm calling this a win.

  • @i_hate_google_
    @i_hate_google_ Před 6 lety +247

    Is this how the technicians at West World have fun?

  • @0mola59
    @0mola59 Před 2 lety +1

    I keep coming back
    Bcos my intuition needs a voice like the narrator voice
    to keep me in line with my day to day life🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @shannonreed7794
    @shannonreed7794 Před 8 měsíci +3

    Wow! How did I live the last decade without seeing this? Outstanding!

  • @peterbenson2185
    @peterbenson2185 Před 7 lety +6

    This might be the one time a "best film EVER" title is true.. 10/10 all round.

  • @NatetheNerdy
    @NatetheNerdy Před 7 lety +8

    Normally I hate click bait titles. For once, I'm glad I clicked this one.

  • @phillipkennedy508
    @phillipkennedy508 Před 10 měsíci +1

    I've lost count how many times I've shared this, but I'll keep doin' it so long as it makes me laugh. Sounds like forever🤣🤣

  • @StudyNoww
    @StudyNoww Před rokem +1

    i come here time to time just to read comments, Never found any other video like this ❤

  • @DoctorRobertNeville
    @DoctorRobertNeville Před 5 lety +2636

    to the 5k worth of ppl who down voted this ya must have an itchy front porch.

    • @TheNothingNetwork420
      @TheNothingNetwork420 Před 4 lety +10

      They are westernists!

    • @AngelaMartin59
      @AngelaMartin59 Před 4 lety +7

      LMAO!!

    • @IRONxCROWNxFURY
      @IRONxCROWNxFURY Před 4 lety +12

      When you boast and say best short film ever you've got to be able to back it up. If you didnt spend 1 million dollars producing the short film your not even going to scratch the surface of best short film ever.

    • @TheNothingNetwork420
      @TheNothingNetwork420 Před 4 lety +54

      @@IRONxCROWNxFURY money does not equal quality...

    • @Viper3048
      @Viper3048 Před 4 lety +28

      @@IRONxCROWNxFURY Your opinion...
      Is stupid.

  • @M3rVsT4H
    @M3rVsT4H Před 7 lety +66

    Well I'll be dammed. That might actually be the best short film ever. I'm so used to misleading vid titles, that took me by surprise. Thanks for the upload.

  • @datruth9872
    @datruth9872 Před 2 lety +1

    That was Crazy Funny ! I laughed , I cried , it moved me Bob !

  • @millionsinlife
    @millionsinlife Před rokem +12

    Brilliant storytelling and acting. Hats off!!!!

  • @voketronos8702
    @voketronos8702 Před 4 lety +395

    One of the best short films I've seen... glad i didn't skip this one. 😂😂😂

    • @yboy898
      @yboy898 Před 4 lety +2

      Well, who can skip a video with a title like this though?
      I admit that I can’t.

    • @badbedtimestories2708
      @badbedtimestories2708 Před 4 lety +1

      People who like The Gunfighter, also like LIE DETECTOR (czcams.com/video/CjVVNuraly8/video.html).

    • @CaesarCassius
      @CaesarCassius Před 4 lety

      This movie's one stupid joke gets old pretty quick, for a short film it was way too long

  • @Iheartdgd
    @Iheartdgd Před 4 lety +199

    For the first time ever in the history of ‘Best ___ ever’ , this really is the Best short film ever.

    • @Iyadkay
      @Iyadkay Před 4 lety +2

      I second that.

    • @syndicateofsurf1367
      @syndicateofsurf1367 Před 3 lety

      For me its typically the kiss of death and I won't even watch whatever is the 'the Best Piece of Shit I Ever Ate Ever'. I also enjoy comments that are verbatim quotes that add nothing of value whatsoever and long walks on the beach.

    • @rollme1kenobi914
      @rollme1kenobi914 Před 2 lety

      Bruh these best ever videos never stand up to the hype till now!!!

    • @peterradosevich7975
      @peterradosevich7975 Před 2 lety

      I seen this kwite a while ago, always fun to watch overt agen. This is a klasick short flim

    • @zaynes5094
      @zaynes5094 Před 2 lety

      @@rollme1kenobi914 Well, Maybe not The Jester (a 3-part horror short series). That’s amazing.

  • @andrewmorgan6775
    @andrewmorgan6775 Před rokem +17

    This is one of the best Westerns I have ever seen, great acting with a great story that's well paced. Great job.

  • @jimgallagher2979
    @jimgallagher2979 Před 2 lety +1

    Finally! A real real story of the old west as it really was, not some cheap fiction created in Hollywood! Yippeee!

  • @terrytenney4175
    @terrytenney4175 Před 5 lety +244

    Buster Scruggs should have played a part
    in this film. Excellent !

    • @mooser321
      @mooser321 Před 5 lety +1

      Lemme fire up the way back machine and I'll see what I can do.

    • @terrytenney4175
      @terrytenney4175 Před 5 lety +1

      @@mooser321 ?

    • @adam45011
      @adam45011 Před 4 lety +1

      terry tenney He was joking because this came out 5 years ago. ;)

    • @mooser321
      @mooser321 Před 4 lety

      @@terrytenney4175 ;)

    • @JamesCKeltz
      @JamesCKeltz Před 4 lety +1

      This should've BEEN the bar scene in Buster Scruggs....this was better

  • @eonsislept207
    @eonsislept207 Před 7 lety +83

    When the Lead Operations Manager at Westworld has his wife leave him but still comes into work the next day...

  • @jameshancoxphoto
    @jameshancoxphoto Před rokem +1

    How am I only learning of this masterpiece in 2023...

  • @kennethbenton3093
    @kennethbenton3093 Před rokem +2

    Yeah,, this was a very good lil flick,,,, glad I stumbled upon it

  • @wellshiet3410
    @wellshiet3410 Před 7 lety +7

    I kept watching and I did not think it would get any better, but it just kept getting better and better lol.

    • @timetofly291
      @timetofly291 Před 2 lety

      "We'll get to that in a minute.". LOL

  • @billycasper3351
    @billycasper3351 Před 4 lety +127

    Narrator: "But he was"
    Cowboy: "Gooood damn ittt" 😅
    3:05

  • @forgivenn1
    @forgivenn1 Před rokem +1

    Perfect film with a perfect ending, Fantastic

  • @marcboozman
    @marcboozman Před 8 měsíci +1

    Sui generis. High concept. Totally original. Fanastic. "That's why I've been so itchy?!"

  • @kumarachips8947
    @kumarachips8947 Před 6 lety +549

    Where was the Voice when I got married ARRGH!

    • @mkprocter882
      @mkprocter882 Před 6 lety +4

      good old Kiwi name there

    • @bentimms3401
      @bentimms3401 Před 6 lety +5

      #RELATABLE
      god i hate the wifes cooking.

    • @YorubaRemixed
      @YorubaRemixed Před 5 lety +10

      That wedding could be a true ballet of death ?

    • @IamSaNket
      @IamSaNket Před 5 lety +1

      hahaha

    • @Adrup
      @Adrup Před 5 lety +3

      Best Comment in a Long time muhahaha

  • @dibidibadibidibou
    @dibidibadibidibou Před 7 lety +154

    I don't understand. Why watching this movie makes me suddenly wanting eating bacon and carve wood?

    • @eb3671
      @eb3671 Před 7 lety +2

      Emmanuel Duchamp
      Why would you eat wood? Kinda messed up

    • @TheMuckSpace
      @TheMuckSpace Před 7 lety +2

      carve means somthing other then what you think evan brice

    • @togurotoguro
      @togurotoguro Před 7 lety +4

      you might be pregnant :))

    • @thegeoffbomb
      @thegeoffbomb Před 7 lety +2

      ...and ALL of the eggs.

    • @MrWatson2001
      @MrWatson2001 Před 7 lety +4

      Just give me all the bacon and eggs you have .................. wait, wait. I worry what you heard me say was give me a lot of bacon and eggs, what I said was ....... give me ALL the bacon and eggs you have. Do you understand??

  • @ajeetsekhar07
    @ajeetsekhar07 Před rokem +1

    One of the best and most funniest short movies!!! Period...

  • @s.marcus3669
    @s.marcus3669 Před 2 lety +1

    How come it's 2021 and only NOW did I see this freaking hilarious short??

  • @wildsurvivalskills
    @wildsurvivalskills Před 4 lety +1509

    Nick Offerman, the all-knowing voice!! It's just so perfect!

    • @Alex-tn7pv
      @Alex-tn7pv Před 2 lety +3

      YES! I knew it!

    • @Nonotme9352
      @Nonotme9352 Před 2 lety +6

      This deserves so many more views and likes!

    • @seancostello4158
      @seancostello4158 Před 2 lety +1

      i realized almost immediately that it was nick lol.. the manliest of manly mans! Ron swanson is someone we should all aspire to be like lol

    • @nyazillagojira7079
      @nyazillagojira7079 Před 2 lety

      Lets spread the word.

    • @exploranator
      @exploranator Před 2 lety +2

      This was one of the most rocking Wild West tales I have ever seen.
      You know we were all rooting for the girl, hoping she'd find a way to just hide out for the next 48 hours, right?

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache Před 2 lety +1718

    "She celebrated by scratching her front porch"
    this narrator is a genius for coming up with different names for private parts.

    • @humanejaguar8261
      @humanejaguar8261 Před 2 lety +9

      A blessing from the lord!

    • @penguinking4830
      @penguinking4830 Před 2 lety +50

      who had recently delivered a load of cream to the back porch of his brother's wife.

    • @stephenwalton7079
      @stephenwalton7079 Před 2 lety +20

      Everything you see and hear is the product of writers. The actors, talented as they are, are but vessels…..

    • @Jojoestar1
      @Jojoestar1 Před 2 lety +6

      Why are you always the top comment? who do you know at CZcams?

    • @PissBlitz
      @PissBlitz Před 2 lety +9

      The narrator is Nick Offerman

  • @pauljnolan1000
    @pauljnolan1000 Před 11 měsíci +4

    I've seen it many times; it's still great. Writing, sets, music, costumes, camera, actors (and the itchy actress), all splendid, equals or surpasses the best movies. I'm always impressed and entertained all over again.

  • @reitumetsepraisemafa7672
    @reitumetsepraisemafa7672 Před 6 měsíci +1

    I saw this drunk at first and even when am sober i love it😂😂😂😂

  • @ragevirus1971
    @ragevirus1971 Před 5 lety +340

    This is pure genius. God knows how may times “the voice” could have been used in my life scenario. This had me laughing all the way to the end. Great job!

    • @senseiocean9590
      @senseiocean9590 Před 5 lety +3

      sentthis to my friend and he was like ya offerman is hilarious but the genius ifor this treasure is the writer

    • @iasimov5960
      @iasimov5960 Před 5 lety +3

      I can live without The Voice but many times I have wished my life had a musical soundtrack so that when the score entered a minor key I knew something bad was about to happen.

    • @816taylor
      @816taylor Před 4 lety +3

      I wish some people in this country had a voice like this, normal people call it a "conscience" funny how that works......

    • @deanfraser419
      @deanfraser419 Před rokem

      You also got little dolls you have tee with.. 🤣😂

  • @geoffo4582
    @geoffo4582 Před 7 lety +17

    this should win a Oscar for best short film

  • @jimmyfambro6236
    @jimmyfambro6236 Před rokem +1

    I think I may have hurt something in my side I was laughing so hard. This has made my day. I'm 8 years late but I found it🤣🤣

  • @Propnut48
    @Propnut48 Před rokem +1

    I about peed my drawers laughing so hard with this one and the Buster Scruggs short😂😂😂😂😂

  • @JedediahCyrus
    @JedediahCyrus Před 4 lety +91

    WHY AM I JUST NOW FINDING THIS MASTERPIECE???

    • @CaesarCassius
      @CaesarCassius Před 4 lety

      Because this movie's one stupid joke gets old pretty quick, for a short film it was way too long

  • @spoon5610
    @spoon5610 Před 7 lety +304

    The titles not kidding when it says "Best Short Film Ever"

  • @necrogressive466
    @necrogressive466 Před 2 lety +2

    Ha ha ha ha ha. Lmao. I walk around during the day and imagine this happening during an HR meeting. Priceless.

  • @rafaelmoreno9597
    @rafaelmoreno9597 Před rokem +1

    This was absolutely BRILLS!!!!!

  • @joshpage4547
    @joshpage4547 Před 6 lety +70

    Best fourth wall break EVER!!!

  • @joeldrotts9870
    @joeldrotts9870 Před 4 lety +659

    "Fucking awesome!" Said the guy who was watching way too much CZcams all day. He had appreciated the very funny short-film after he had watched way too many confusing sci-fi short films in where the plots seemed to elude him.

    • @mv-wb9qm
      @mv-wb9qm Před 4 lety +6

      Joel Drotts watch the one titled “I’m you dickhead” it’s not hard to follow and pretty damn funny to boot.

    • @Justcurious987
      @Justcurious987 Před 2 lety +5

      Joel! You're the voice?! (God damn!)

    • @Carlostherocker084
      @Carlostherocker084 Před 2 lety +1

      😆 🤣 😂 😹 😆 🤣 😂 😹 😆 🤣

    • @js2749
      @js2749 Před 2 lety +2

      @Joel Drotts. What a star! Classic. Brilliant. String. Idiosyncratic. Authentic. American. Water. Leaves. Trouser. Hairpin. Shelves. Jesus. Snail. Rainbow. Sasquatch.

    • @countmorbid3187
      @countmorbid3187 Před 2 lety +1

      Stopped watching dust. Way too many frustrating ending movies.
      Some are good, but most just not for me ... while i am a big sci-fi fan.

  • @bryancotter9602
    @bryancotter9602 Před 2 lety

    In a sea of bad news and doom and gloom a lifeboat of brilliant levity. Thankyou.

  • @SaltySouthTexan
    @SaltySouthTexan Před 2 lety +2

    Best short ever on CZcams

  • @wolfgangbuck841
    @wolfgangbuck841 Před 6 lety +158

    The title is not lying. Finally! NO CLICKBAIT!

    • @mjburger7881
      @mjburger7881 Před 6 lety +1

      Meow !

    • @bentimms3401
      @bentimms3401 Před 6 lety

      WOOF WOOF GRRRRR

    • @mjburger7881
      @mjburger7881 Před 6 lety

      Ben Timms that's a cat in the thumbnail, not a dog. THEY SAY MEOW MEOW !!

    • @bentimms3401
      @bentimms3401 Před 6 lety

      Im a dog
      grrrrrrrr

    • @steveoh9025
      @steveoh9025 Před 6 lety +1

      just cause the bait fish was delicious doesn't mean it didn't hook you.. that is, the title was still clickbait

  • @kareldebontridder4829
    @kareldebontridder4829 Před 7 lety +177

    This is just brilliant fantastic ! Judging from the setting, one would expect a lame western situation with all ingredients involved - exept for one : the unexpected voice over that can be heard by all the protagonists. What an angle ! Imagine that in real life... And all of the actors are formidastic ! The gunfighter actually made me thing of Chirstian Bale for a moment there and the rest of the actors would not be misplaced in a Hollywood blockbuster as a major character.
    If you're in for the genre, this really is the best short movie out there right now.

    • @Vanedis
      @Vanedis Před 7 lety +1

      Formidastic, haha geweldige portmanteau! Tevens een accurate samenvatting van een werkelijk origineel stukje cinema.
      Beleeft u graag een fantastische dag!

    • @kareldebontridder4829
      @kareldebontridder4829 Před 7 lety +2

      +ps34evah Thank you for the compliment ! Just a small, but polite question : did you use Google translate by any chance ? Just curious to know... I mean, "porte-manteau" is a word extremely rarely used in describing facts that have nothing to do with clothing... If you did not use Google translate, you are nothing less than a linguistic master, something I admire enourmously (this is NOT sarcasm)...

    • @Vanedis
      @Vanedis Před 7 lety

      *Ahem* Well good sir, first and foremost thank thee for thy compliment! I must admit that I did not use google to translate the word, merely to make sure that I spelled it correctly. It was what I felt when I read your comment.
      By any chance, do you happen to be a native of Belgium or The Netherlands? I assumed your first language to be Dutch by going off your username.

    • @kareldebontridder4829
      @kareldebontridder4829 Před 7 lety +2

      ps34evah Indeed, my dear friend, I am born and raised in the northern part of Belgium, also known as the Flanders area. My official family tree is documented as from 1743 (they even wrote a book about it, imagine that !). As for the explanation of the name : "bont" = fur and "ridder" = knight or merchand. So my ansisters were fur traders, as where my father and grandfather were cattle merchands which was a very famous profession in the village I come from. So, you assumed correctly...

    • @Vanedis
      @Vanedis Před 7 lety

      Karel De Bontridder Nice! I wish I knew as much about my family history, though I might have Spanish roots given that my surname implies we came from Toledo. And how are you doing neighbor of the South! My country of origin is the Netherlands, so I was not trying to translate, but merely wrote in my native tongue.

  • @christynharris-harrell6511

    This is one of the funniest cowboy shorts I have ever seen. The narrator being heard was such a ironic delight. Very hilarious.

  • @ceMwah
    @ceMwah Před rokem

    One of the best films out there that's a little bit out there but truly reminiscent of the classic westerns but like the '70s new mentality western which brought in the peace and love mentality of the '60s while still clinging to the rough and ready classic western of previous decades
    .

  • @mroilcat
    @mroilcat Před 5 lety +287

    For once they weren't wrong----it is the best short, ever. Just sayin'...

    • @KutWrite
      @KutWrite Před 5 lety +1

      What does "just sayin'" mean?
      We know you said it, so... ?

    • @khalidmkhan
      @khalidmkhan Před 4 lety

      @@alexandramarberry1023 lol

  • @MissMarinaCapri
    @MissMarinaCapri Před 7 lety +95

    I don't know how I got here or where this video came from but it was so very clever and funny.

    • @hellified5114
      @hellified5114 Před 7 lety +1

      i found it by searching best short film

  • @DrTubeman
    @DrTubeman Před 2 lety +1

    Western Gunfighter Gold!

  • @cedricrickdelsol9767
    @cedricrickdelsol9767 Před 7 měsíci +1

    The ONLY thing that was missing is a post-credit scene where the voice says: "The CZcams user had clicked on the video because it said 'best short film ever' and it turned out to be, in fact, the best short film ever."

  • @israelguerra8827
    @israelguerra8827 Před 2 lety +72

    How has this been floating around on CZcams for 7 freakin years and I haven’t seen it?!! Pure gold, people. Fantastic job 👏🏽😊

    • @Jakevrana
      @Jakevrana Před 2 lety +3

      Don’t feel bad, I just found it as well. It is funny as hell

  • @breannesam4408
    @breannesam4408 Před 6 lety +321

    The gunfighter reminds me alot of Christian Bale just from the looks...

    • @stevestarscream5182
      @stevestarscream5182 Před 6 lety +4

      Ben Sam thought the same thing

    • @BlckWolfKing
      @BlckWolfKing Před 5 lety +10

      I was thinking more of an Ethan Hawking

    • @ahmetdevrimguren4977
      @ahmetdevrimguren4977 Před 5 lety

      And i was thinking of Matt bellamy

    • @terrysullivan1992
      @terrysullivan1992 Před 5 lety

      Shawn Parsons, it's in the cast list if you click MORE.

    • @thrashingpanic
      @thrashingpanic Před 5 lety

      More like David Arquette to me. And yes, Terry Sullivan, we all (I hope ;) ) know that this is Shawn Parsons but that's not the point.

  • @gadmugyenyi7561
    @gadmugyenyi7561 Před rokem +1

    This short film is the goat

  • @eugeneplay9416
    @eugeneplay9416 Před rokem +1

    Correct. Best Short Film Ever.

  • @lekkki1
    @lekkki1 Před 7 lety +11

    This is one of the funniest things I've seen in a long time.

  • @yilmaz4312
    @yilmaz4312 Před 5 lety +7

    "You know we are good we're good here, I think we should just move on" Very nice film

  • @jeanackle
    @jeanackle Před 2 lety +25

    I saw this years ago (probably around the time it came out) and thought: This truely is the Best Short Film Ever!
    And I reckon it pretty much still is.

    • @nyazillagojira7079
      @nyazillagojira7079 Před 2 lety +2

      Quality never goes out.

    • @jeanackle
      @jeanackle Před 2 lety +1

      @@nyazillagojira7079 Well said.

    • @shahooty
      @shahooty Před 2 lety +2

      I love you both! (my names in the credits)

    • @jeanackle
      @jeanackle Před 2 lety +1

      ​@@shahooty Oh well... Thank you! You, are a genius! And so are the whole team behind this film.
      It was all so good that I don't even think about the clever ideas behind it, I just watch it and rewatch it, fully immersed from start to end.
      Thank you for this gem!

  • @johnphoon6436
    @johnphoon6436 Před rokem +2

    This is so bloody hilarious... 😂😂😂👍👍👍

  • @alexolewis3
    @alexolewis3 Před 4 lety +55

    While Hollywood has lost any sense of originality,
    Director: Eric Kissack and Writer: Kevin Tenglin are hitting on all cylinders. Hollywood give these guys some money, they deserve to develop a full length film.

    • @wolfie498
      @wolfie498 Před 4 lety

      Hollywood is shit, these guys should be in hollywood. What?

    • @Andrelas11
      @Andrelas11 Před 4 lety +1

      @@wolfie498 These guys are in Hollywood. Eric is an established film editor.

    • @blacktemplar5970
      @blacktemplar5970 Před 4 lety

      Said the guy in the comments section

    • @wolfie498
      @wolfie498 Před 4 lety +1

      @FTL Studios Good to know there's some originality left in agenda driven hollyweird!

    • @gerrynightingale9045
      @gerrynightingale9045 Před 4 lety

      *'Sketch comedy' is only good in small doses* *Remember "The Three Amigos?"* *Or "A Million Ways To Die In The West?"* *There has to a central 'thread of continuity' involved in 'farce'..."Blazing Saddles" had 'short vignettes' thru-out...yet there was always a 'back-story' to maintain the thought of 'Save the town of Rim-Rock from the baddies' involved...( *It helps a lot if you're Mel Brooks, working w/the 'best of the best'in a sketch-comedy!* ) *Chevy Chase more or less 'burnt-out' his career in the 80's because the only thing he knows is 'slap-stick' and can't play a 'straight-role and do it 'funny'...everything he's in, he needs talent around him, or he's 'lost his mojo'*( *Tom Hanks can make 'being stuck in floor' funny without being 'frantic', and Chevy just can't do it without some ongoing gimmicks* ) *Woody Allen's first big 'Hit' was an 'over-dub' of a Japanese Bond-type movie called "What's Up Tiger Lily?' where he inserted all new English dubbing for all the characters...it was hysterically funny...but only ONCE!*

  • @Scott.Farkus
    @Scott.Farkus Před 4 lety +511

    It was at this moment the guy watching this video thought "WTF"?!

  • @Zurielruiz1234
    @Zurielruiz1234 Před rokem +1

    "Let's not get carried away" lol 😂

  • @postmanwithsnow
    @postmanwithsnow Před rokem +1

    Definitely worth every second of those nearly 9min. It is so funny 😂

  • @3gunslingers
    @3gunslingers Před 7 lety +20

    This is gold.
    I may be drunk, but this is clearly top notch.

  • @barryallenflash1
    @barryallenflash1 Před 7 lety +234

    Brilliant! That's some funny stuff right there!! I'd rather watch 1,000 movies like these than ONE new movie made in Hollywood. Hollywood writers should take note of these great shorts instead of RE-making old movies with new actors/actresses!

    • @ilsaltimbanqui
      @ilsaltimbanqui Před 7 lety +6

      Hollywood nowadays is shit. 9 out of 10 movies are remakes and same old stories. I agree with your comment.

    • @barryallenflash1
      @barryallenflash1 Před 7 lety +3

      ilsaltimbanqui
      Thanks! It's nice to know someone else shares my feelings about Hollywood movies.

    • @ilsaltimbanqui
      @ilsaltimbanqui Před 7 lety +2

      We should make a list of movies we reccomend each other :)
      Have you seen
      -Sorstalanság
      -Johnny Steccino
      ?
      The first is a war movie, the second one an italian comedy

    • @TerryGascay
      @TerryGascay Před 7 lety +6

      I so agree. I love shorts.

    • @JamesBongo
      @JamesBongo Před 7 lety +1

      Brian Herron as long as people keep spending their money to see them they won't quit

  • @peterswires8439
    @peterswires8439 Před 8 měsíci +1

    This has more entertainment in it than a lot of full-length Hollywood movies.

  • @Sly88Frye
    @Sly88Frye Před 9 měsíci +3

    This is always so much fun to go back and watch over and over.

  • @tr7198
    @tr7198 Před 2 lety +18

    The voice: "ok you got me I was lying about that one" lol.

  • @slashtopher2193
    @slashtopher2193 Před 4 lety +178

    I've watched this several times, and it gets better every time. It's a frickin' masterpiece!

  • @FerryMountain
    @FerryMountain Před 8 měsíci +1

    I'd watch a whole hour of this

  • @keithchapman6151
    @keithchapman6151 Před 2 lety

    I have watched this more times than anyone should watch anything...!

  • @schmecklin377
    @schmecklin377 Před 9 lety +23

    This is the best shortfilm ever!!