Best Of Milton Jones (Season 13) - Mock The Week

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  • čas přidán 7. 06. 2024
  • There’s no one quite like Milton...here are some of his best bits from Season 13.
    #MockTheWeek #HughDennis #MiltonJones
    Watch the funniest Mock The Week moments here, we're uploading clips and compilations every week, hosted by Dara O'Briain.
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Komentáře • 205

  • @MockTheWeek
    @MockTheWeek  Před 4 lety +121

    What's your favourite Milton pun?

    • @LakeFX
      @LakeFX Před 4 lety +69

      "You can't, Beatrice..."

    • @librarianists
      @librarianists Před 4 lety +39

      "Why is no one else dressed up? Oh, you said dress 'low-key'".

    • @flixbuff
      @flixbuff Před 4 lety +41

      "Once I hit a black widow. The next thing I know, I wasn't allowed near Winnie Mandela."

    • @kjamison5951
      @kjamison5951 Před 4 lety +46

      Anything that starts, “My other grandpa…” after he has named two grandpas…

    • @kjamison5951
      @kjamison5951 Před 4 lety +33

      Actually, I did like…
      “I met a girl when I was in America. I said ‘What’s your name?’ She said ‘Chantelle.”, I said “Alright, I was only asking your name.”

  • @SuperPyst
    @SuperPyst Před 4 lety +241

    My favourite thing about Milton is that he always looks like he just woke up!

  • @aussievapezaussievapez__3320

    Milton’s humour is incredible, no profanity, just a twisted wit

  • @batters4718
    @batters4718 Před 4 lety +380

    "from the makers of timbuk-one" is by far the funniest set of jokes ever

    • @Jill_of_trades
      @Jill_of_trades Před 4 lety +12

      You mean ' "from the makers of" set of jokes is by far the funniest set of jokes ever [to me] "

    • @batters4718
      @batters4718 Před 4 lety +11

      Jill_Of_Trades : I mean I guess, if you’re gonna rip my sentence apart like that

    • @doubtfulguest5450
      @doubtfulguest5450 Před 3 lety +11

      @@Jill_of_trades "From the makers of" doesn't encapsulate the specific joke format in question. The joke is 'words ending in the _two_ sound.'
      If you're going to be a pedant, then at least do it properly. Jill with an opinion on all trades, but with mastery and understanding of none.

    • @idleonlooker1078
      @idleonlooker1078 Před 3 lety +3

      Milton's series of puns are matched by Hugh's about that dentist shooting that lion.

    • @chrisstar969
      @chrisstar969 Před 3 lety +1

      I kinda wish he’d left the first one at
      ‘from the makers of Cocka One *SQUAWK SQUAWK*’

  • @henrikhyrup3995
    @henrikhyrup3995 Před 4 lety +124

    I love how Milton, as he walks up to the microphone, always has this expression like "I have no idea who I am or what I'm doing here". :D

    • @jaggass
      @jaggass Před 4 lety

      I once came up with a play on a word. Therapist which if you said in broken English would be The Rapist.

    • @MythicSuns
      @MythicSuns Před 3 lety

      @@jaggass SNL beat you to it in one of their Jeopardy sketches

    • @MythicSuns
      @MythicSuns Před 3 lety

      This look is also known as the Ozzy Osbourne look.

    • @Mythol-OG
      @Mythol-OG Před 6 měsíci

      It's like he's in a trance until the second he grabs the mic.

  • @Trek001
    @Trek001 Před 4 lety +84

    Milton is the only person to make Hugh laugh every time

  • @6ftmidgetvlogs618
    @6ftmidgetvlogs618 Před 4 lety +136

    Most underrated comedian going

  • @JV-the-Tossh
    @JV-the-Tossh Před 4 lety +73

    .... Said the lighthouse keeper.

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage Před 4 lety +412

    Living proof that puns are not the lowest form of humour.

    • @mckenzie-grayeevans5876
      @mckenzie-grayeevans5876 Před 4 lety +20

      Definitely, he’s genius.😂

    • @luuketaylor
      @luuketaylor Před 4 lety +13

      Milton makes me stop feeling ashamed that I have a 4-year long list of self-made puns written on my phone to use at opportune moments.

    • @iamdb1990
      @iamdb1990 Před 4 lety +8

      never understood that expression, they're literally the highest form of humour

    • @andrewwatts1997
      @andrewwatts1997 Před 3 lety +2

      He is the super sayian of dad joke energy.

    • @doubtfulguest5450
      @doubtfulguest5450 Před 3 lety +2

      Milton Jones' jokes are not the lowest form of humour.
      Molten Core jokes are the lowest form of humour.

  • @luuketaylor
    @luuketaylor Před 4 lety +62

    Milton Jones. The man, the myth, the legend.

  • @jaredbarton6161
    @jaredbarton6161 Před 4 lety +22

    The cockatoo joke was a great opener.

  • @insertname1014
    @insertname1014 Před 4 lety +69

    Who doesn't love Milton?

  • @Chris-gu5lt
    @Chris-gu5lt Před 4 lety +61

    Was lucky enough to see him live a few years ago, one of the funniest nights of my life

    • @martinputt6421
      @martinputt6421 Před 4 lety +4

      I saw him a year or so ago. He came out dressed as the Uk and began taking bits off. He was awesome.

  • @nantrax143
    @nantrax143 Před 4 lety +22

    Don't know why but the "Footloose" gag really made me laugh

  • @michaelnaisbitt1639
    @michaelnaisbitt1639 Před 4 lety +16

    He has an amazingly quick wit. Most underrated comic around. Where does he get those shirts. Ha ha

    • @erinobrien8408
      @erinobrien8408 Před 2 lety +1

      I think he singlehandedly supports Hawai'i's gross domestic product income with his stylish shirts!! 🍍🌺🩳🌴🥥

    • @harryp7346
      @harryp7346 Před rokem +1

      I have been a fan of his for years, ever since seeing him at a comedy gig when he came to my uni (before he was famous). In fact, I somehow acting as an administrator over what is now his official Facebook page - at the time it only had a couple of hundred followers.
      When he first came to mock the week, I was delighted. But, to be honest, he reused so many of his jokes that I'd seen in his gig. And I'd actually downloaded a recording of one of his gigs, which I listened to loads of times, so had heard the jokes many times already.
      To be honest, I was a bit disappointed. He's clearly very funny, but knowing his old material so well, it was a bit of a let down - rather than seeming quick witted, he seemed like he was just rehashing his old stuff.
      To be fair, they all do in certain rounds - yiu expect that. But when it comes to regular "banter" parts of the show, you expect some kind of fresh/topical humour.
      He's still really funny, and great for the stand up elements of the show, and certainly improved for the other areas of the show as the years have gone by. But I get the feeling he is at his best with a polished, well-thought out material.
      That being said, he was heckled when I saw him at uni and I'm not sure I've ever seen someone handle a heckler so brilliantly!

  • @bazza945
    @bazza945 Před 2 lety +8

    What is so amazing about Milton is his hair. In every clip it's "arranged" differently, no mean feat, considering.

  • @idleonlooker1078
    @idleonlooker1078 Před 3 lety +11

    I just love his out of left field remarks, that completely flummox the panellist's current conversations. A great comedian! 👍

  • @Maerahn
    @Maerahn Před 4 lety +17

    Where was his most legendary 'Beatrice' pun for 'Unlikely lines from a cookery show?' For an on-the-spot joke, that was pretty epic!

  • @hip2thabone_da_sticky1
    @hip2thabone_da_sticky1 Před 4 lety +28

    "Any Scottish people here? You can go!"😁

    • @sithdowell3788
      @sithdowell3788 Před 4 lety +4

      We're trying to

    • @gerner5376
      @gerner5376 Před 4 lety

      @@sithdowell3788 *A minority are

    • @sithdowell3788
      @sithdowell3788 Před 4 lety +1

      @@gerner5376 An increasing majority are.
      Fixed that for you 😊

    • @batters4718
      @batters4718 Před 4 lety

      sith dowell “at least we’ll be done with your drunken arguing” - fixed that for you

    • @sithdowell3788
      @sithdowell3788 Před 4 lety +2

      @@batters4718 At least we'll be done with your self-destructive brexit.
      There. Fixed it for you.

  • @doubtfulguest5450
    @doubtfulguest5450 Před 3 lety +93

    The jokes which are reliant on the onscreen image don't work when you blur out the onscreen image.
    I'm sure there's all kinds of very fun and interesting legal reasons that the images are blurred, but perhaps just don't include the punchline if you can't include the set up?

    • @beeble2003
      @beeble2003 Před 3 lety +24

      Likewise, the jokes around 3:00 ("Jack Goes Strawberry" and the stuff about being a vegan) that only makes sense if you saw Romesh's piece beforehand.

    • @TonyHavenMusic
      @TonyHavenMusic Před 3 lety +2

      Yeah this channel is very much the "in joke" channel of CZcams lol

  • @alternatethirteenth5594
    @alternatethirteenth5594 Před 3 lety +11

    Milton operates on a different level. And he always just looks like he's only gotten out of bed to do this

  • @kjamison5951
    @kjamison5951 Před 3 lety +7

    “And my OTHER grandfather…”

  • @Eternelspotlessmind
    @Eternelspotlessmind Před 2 lety +7

    I love Milton!!!!! He is just so witty and fast!! Always delivers!!! Always makes me laugh!!!🦔🦔🦔

  • @sulemanpatel
    @sulemanpatel Před 2 lety +10

    "I tried to impress a girl once by putting my foot down on the pedal, turns out she'd seen a bin open like that once before!"
    Fucking genius 😂😂
    #SAFEMOON

  • @MythicSuns
    @MythicSuns Před 3 lety +9

    I can't wait to try that new computer OS from that company that made Ubun One

  • @gracemarotta2769
    @gracemarotta2769 Před 3 lety +3

    Milton you are a genius with words

  • @stephenwoehr6500
    @stephenwoehr6500 Před 4 lety +26

    "Any Scottish people here? You can go." Only Milton Jones can get away with that.

  • @Atlantis93
    @Atlantis93 Před 2 lety +7

    I think he's hilarious! Never fails to make me laugh. Love his grandad routine.

  • @fredmila
    @fredmila Před 2 lety +4

    Natasha Kerplunksky 😂

  • @erinobrien8408
    @erinobrien8408 Před 2 lety +3

    Milton's Mantra: 🎶 It's my destiny to be the King of Pun 🎶

  • @malcolmjohnston7873
    @malcolmjohnston7873 Před 3 lety +3

    Brilliant as always!

  • @thehellyousay
    @thehellyousay Před 4 lety +5

    Such a deliciously light tinge of darkness to the edge of his comedic brilliance...

    • @np2155
      @np2155 Před 3 lety

      alright mate settle down

  • @georgenewman7179
    @georgenewman7179 Před rokem +1

    I loved the opening to the vet section.

  • @davidsworld5837
    @davidsworld5837 Před rokem +4

    how many people have gone in to a charity shop and looked at the shirts, and say to yourself I think Milton's been here

  • @arwahsapi
    @arwahsapi Před 4 lety +16

    Milton is awesome! I can't distinguish him being serious or joking

  • @christianlangdale2043
    @christianlangdale2043 Před 4 lety +10

    Milton Jones is my favourite number one comedian at all times.

  • @lonnwy
    @lonnwy Před 4 lety +8

    I love this joke, I used to put my foot down on the pedal too, but at least I can't drive any more, lmao, xxxx

  • @Yet_Another_Steve
    @Yet_Another_Steve Před 3 lety +4

    You know you're good when Romesh cracks.

  • @alisonsutherland6373
    @alisonsutherland6373 Před 4 lety +6

    Milton rocks.

  • @tim7052
    @tim7052 Před rokem +3

    Milton is a superb comedian! I love his timing and baffled expressions!! 👍

  • @DennisBell-tz2sb
    @DennisBell-tz2sb Před 4 lety +1

    Love this guy

  • @superwout
    @superwout Před 3 lety +2

    He's a gem

  • @AngelicusImmortus
    @AngelicusImmortus Před 4 lety +2

    Love him!

  • @Sameer-Mustafah-Raza1-2-1

    “AWOL ... a *owl*🦉!”😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @richardl772
    @richardl772 Před 4 lety +5

    Milton is the absolute best.....wonderful bizarre stuff!

  • @mreckes9967
    @mreckes9967 Před 4 lety +5

    And what great taste in shirts, my 2nd favorite in my collection I got after seeing him wear it on here.

  • @expressoevangelism80
    @expressoevangelism80 Před 2 lety +9

    From the makers of comedy…… Milton Jones. He’s just unique in his own special way isn’t he. Just how many granddad’s does he have?

    • @DneilB007
      @DneilB007 Před 2 lety +2

      Four, but they were very very busy

  • @bournemouthisshit
    @bournemouthisshit Před 2 lety +1

    Strange and delightful!

  • @aussiedadreviews
    @aussiedadreviews Před 4 lety +1

    LOOOOOVE Milton

  • @christianlangdale2043
    @christianlangdale2043 Před 4 lety +13

    I think Milton's best moments are Beatrice joke in series 15. But his baby ghost joke will still be the best.

  • @jimbrown5552
    @jimbrown5552 Před 7 měsíci

    A Scotsman watching from Ireland

  • @ricecoffee3968
    @ricecoffee3968 Před 4 lety +4

    From the makers of Cocka one, argh argh, Cocka two! Hahahahahahahaahaa

  • @simonhagebolling3571
    @simonhagebolling3571 Před 4 lety +4

    I love you, Milton!

  • @FazeredTube
    @FazeredTube Před 3 lety +14

    Pointless including picture round when you have to hide the picture!

  • @rebelraccoon9018
    @rebelraccoon9018 Před 4 lety +3

    3:32 omg 😄😂😂

  • @grahamkearnon6682
    @grahamkearnon6682 Před 2 lety +3

    Some jokes just diabolical but, he screams character, love him.

  • @Tom_The_Cat
    @Tom_The_Cat Před 9 měsíci +1

    "Look! An ancient African city!
    From the makers of Timbuk one..."

  • @Rippone
    @Rippone Před rokem

    Genius!

  • @triciakelly5333
    @triciakelly5333 Před 3 lety +4

    So here's the thing: he's smart, he's funny, he's a delightfully odd duck...and I find him absolutely adorable!!

  • @tentaklaus9382
    @tentaklaus9382 Před 3 lety +5

    How can this be the best of if you’ve blurred out half the photos he’s commenting on!?

  • @jimbrown5552
    @jimbrown5552 Před 7 měsíci

    Very funny man

  • @tomeverett2212
    @tomeverett2212 Před 3 lety +1

    He is definitely nucking futs.

  • @peterthompson1989
    @peterthompson1989 Před 4 lety +2

    So funny. There was a big mock the week video of his stuff but seems to have vanished

  • @edwardcaulfield67
    @edwardcaulfield67 Před 3 lety +2

    love this man would imagine ti would be so hard to follow him, not me would be so hard to keep a straight face.

  • @dmitryogrady2004
    @dmitryogrady2004 Před rokem

    1:20 his laugh!!!!!

  • @denny52
    @denny52 Před 3 lety +1

    has anyone else written a few of these jokes into their phone? for that crazy night when you want to be THE LEGEND?

  • @dominusetdeus060644
    @dominusetdeus060644 Před 4 lety +12

    The mangetout (spelling) is the best

    • @the_Giovanni_Jian
      @the_Giovanni_Jian Před 4 lety +1

      I actually don't get it, can you explain it?

    • @keepyoureyespeeled
      @keepyoureyespeeled Před 4 lety +1

      @@the_Giovanni_Jian it's a type of bean

    • @robertburton802
      @robertburton802 Před 4 lety +1

      @@the_Giovanni_Jian It's the unlikely sequel to the equally unlikely movie called "Mange one"

  • @merlapittman5034
    @merlapittman5034 Před 2 lety +2

    Milton is so funny!!!

  • @lyraalma5589
    @lyraalma5589 Před 2 lety +1

    Why is the image censored at 0:17?

  • @jaggass
    @jaggass Před 4 lety +3

    Abba's greatest hit's well a list of assassinations by former Palastinian leader Mahmoud Abbas was a good one.

  • @NoosaHeads
    @NoosaHeads Před 3 lety

    Whats with the blurred out images?

  • @daevanpatel540
    @daevanpatel540 Před 3 lety +1

    genius

  • @casbot71
    @casbot71 Před 2 lety +1

    If only Frankie was there to hear the Scottish joke.

  • @euanstokes2828
    @euanstokes2828 Před 3 lety +1

    Milton Jones is the new Tommy Cooper

  • @richardspencer4901
    @richardspencer4901 Před 7 měsíci +1

    Why the pixelated photos

  • @lancetalstra8189
    @lancetalstra8189 Před 4 lety +1

    It's never quite as funny when someone has to explain it to you, but I've been trying to figure out 1:13 for a few minutes now. Looking up the transcript didn't help. Is it a UK thing?

    • @markredmond9257
      @markredmond9257 Před 4 lety +2

      The scene was unlikely movie trailers. His next line would've been Mange tout (two). Mange one being a prequel.

  • @SuLokify
    @SuLokify Před 3 lety +1

    Why the blur

  • @sanders22158
    @sanders22158 Před 3 lety +1

    Could someone explain the monge-one joke?

    • @silvasilvasilva
      @silvasilvasilva Před 3 lety +5

      It's a pun on mange-tout (a type of bean, sounds like mange two). He was on a streak of puns about movie sequels (hence the cocka-one and cocka-two joke).

  • @TonyHavenMusic
    @TonyHavenMusic Před 3 lety +2

    Note to MTW, caption jokes work better with the picture, why are you censoring something you own the right to broadcast already? lol

  • @ptonpc
    @ptonpc Před 10 měsíci

    The one about leaving Great Britain works on more levels than most people realise. Great Britain is the name of the mainland (great as in large). Not the nation itself.

  • @ShopFloorMonkey
    @ShopFloorMonkey Před 3 lety

    If 'None' is the answer, what is the question? - 'If 2 of the opening 3 gags are censored to point of ruining said gags, what's the fucking point?!'

  • @matthewiles5714
    @matthewiles5714 Před 4 lety +1

    This was published on my parents Golden Wedding Anniversary. Friday 09th August 2019

    • @-M0LE
      @-M0LE Před 4 lety +1

      MATTHEW ILES 🤷‍♂️

  • @billberndtson
    @billberndtson Před 2 lety +1

    Not so good with the blurred images.

  • @redlady935
    @redlady935 Před 2 lety +2

    I'm too slow for his wit

  • @GirGir183
    @GirGir183 Před 4 lety +1

    I didn't get the joke that starts at 1:27

    • @edwardcaulfield67
      @edwardcaulfield67 Před 3 lety

      think about it will come to you - sometimes you have to think outside the square.

  • @shmookins
    @shmookins Před 3 lety

    My other grandfatheeeeer...

  • @jaggass
    @jaggass Před 4 lety

    A one liner Milton Jones would never do. ''Jane Tomlinson she ran herself into the ground didn't she?''

  • @danw3665
    @danw3665 Před 2 lety +1

    They're making jokes about a picture, and you blur the picture. That's literally the point of visual gags. the... visual...

  • @anonmonen
    @anonmonen Před 4 lety +1

    Jack goes Strawberry????

    • @anonmonen
      @anonmonen Před 4 lety +1

      @pocketjohnson Aha.... that makes sense! Thanks!

    • @n2n8sda
      @n2n8sda Před 3 lety +2

      Ramesh during the previous skit talking about trying to teach his kid to read, the example was his kid read the page as Jack goes strawberry because he was just guessing the words, funny in the original skit too but Milton reused it equally funny.

  • @mosesalikhan8759
    @mosesalikhan8759 Před rokem

    I don't get the "Jack goes strawberry" joke?

    • @ipheclekennedy
      @ipheclekennedy Před rokem +1

      Its from romeshs joke earlier about his kid reading words that aren't in the book

  • @PieMan001
    @PieMan001 Před 3 lety +1

    These jokes based on the picture don’t work if you can’t see the photo! 🤦🏼‍♂️

  • @BlackLiger788
    @BlackLiger788 Před 11 měsíci

    Why is there censoring on this video? It's wierd.

  • @andrewnorth170
    @andrewnorth170 Před 2 lety

    Does he secretly hate the scottish?

  • @aelfricoxhey1191
    @aelfricoxhey1191 Před rokem +1

    Must have been pre-2016 when MtW was funny.

  • @meabhfisher
    @meabhfisher Před 4 lety +1

    I love Milton , he is a comedy icon , he always makes people laugh even without any swear words . I do watch comedians like all of them on Mock The Week , live at the apollo ect . But I feel that when most comedians write scripts, material and most of the jokes can be very repetitive and it's quite annoying sometimes. Like Brendan O ' Carrol with mrs Browns boys and hes been using the same script for many years . I'm not giving any comedians any hate , it's just my view on comedy these days. It would be better if they just scrap their old jokes and write something new and exciting to talk about :)

  • @megazenn22
    @megazenn22 Před rokem

    10fps rip 💀

  • @peterpike
    @peterpike Před 3 lety

    blurring the picture makes the joke kinda pointless

  • @OutreRim
    @OutreRim Před 3 lety +1

    well not being able to see the subject kinda ruins the jokeXD

  • @paolo11x11
    @paolo11x11 Před 10 měsíci

    And yet again the Legal department sucks the joy out of the room by blurring out the photos that are the setups for the jokes, thus making the jokes meaningless.
    At least replace the photos with maybe a charcoal sketch or BBC costume drama re-enactment or something that would let us know just what Milton was being so funny about.

  • @Mark_Brooks
    @Mark_Brooks Před 5 měsíci

    Very odd and unprofessional pixelated photos done in a way that looks like it was edited by a high school student.