Google Translate Sings: "The Plagues" from The Prince of Egypt

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  • @twistedtranslations
    @twistedtranslations  Před 5 lety +1256

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    • @hunkules6285
      @hunkules6285 Před 5 lety +8

      Translator Fails I love your videos!

    • @justsomerandomintrovert
      @justsomerandomintrovert Před 5 lety +3

      Love you very much

    • @fewgrain4245
      @fewgrain4245 Před 5 lety +14

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    • @UmbraHollow
      @UmbraHollow Před 5 lety +5

      The horror

    • @Mitwadus
      @Mitwadus Před 5 lety +4

      Translator Fails so Lord Sith

  • @zoooooom
    @zoooooom Před 5 lety +1410

    Pharaoh: "Nah"
    Moses: "Come on!!!"
    An accurate summary of Exodus

    • @kiteskingdom6137
      @kiteskingdom6137 Před 3 lety +29

      @chocolatecheeesecake you mean Coooooooooooooome oooooooonnn

    • @darrelllaramie6250
      @darrelllaramie6250 Před 3 lety +15

      @@kiteskingdom6137 coooooooooooooooooome oooooooooooooooooon

    • @jayrs1528
      @jayrs1528 Před 3 lety +23

      "The Bible" by Bill Wurtz

    • @zoooooom
      @zoooooom Před 3 lety +12

      @@jayrs1528 I would watch the heck out of that series

    • @katiehomes6286
      @katiehomes6286 Před 3 lety +8

      Never in my life have I heard something more accurate than this

  • @plastikcaik2585
    @plastikcaik2585 Před 4 lety +2090

    Sending kisses, flowers, heavenly paradise, and butterflies. Man this is a weird plague.

  • @johnmcclure40
    @johnmcclure40 Před 4 lety +1271

    "Have you ever heard the legend of Darth Malinda the confusing singer?"

    • @carolmaby1033
      @carolmaby1033 Před 3 lety +155

      It’s not a story google translate would tell you

    • @agirlinsearchof9057
      @agirlinsearchof9057 Před 3 lety +132

      It’s a music legend. Darth Malinda was a confusing singer of song parodies, so funny and such a great singer she could use her voice to influence songs to create hilarity... she had such a knowledge of music, she could even keep the songs she cared about from fading to obscurity.

    • @alternaterealityspecialist635
      @alternaterealityspecialist635 Před 3 lety +76

      @@agirlinsearchof9057
      Is it possible to learn this power?

    • @agirlinsearchof9057
      @agirlinsearchof9057 Před 3 lety +80

      @@alternaterealityspecialist635 Not from a language teacher.

    • @Kristina2360
      @Kristina2360 Před 3 lety +30

      I LOVE ALL OF THIS 😂😂😂

  • @CEB1896
    @CEB1896 Před 4 lety +1202

    ”Keep your cats at home”
    Now that’s a real threat. After all, cats were basically worshipped in ancient Egypt.

    • @stephnes2505
      @stephnes2505 Před 4 lety +67

      Cats actually weren’t traditionally worshipped, they were mostly revered as guardians and domesticated in order to eat mice and rats that would invest grain.

    • @goroakechi6126
      @goroakechi6126 Před 4 lety +38

      Just some manatee with internet access
      Well, Bast was solely the goddess of Cats, and she was a big part of the pantheon, so they definitely considered them holy.

    • @hermescarraro3393
      @hermescarraro3393 Před 2 lety +6

      @@goroakechi6126
      Yes, like most animals.
      Bast however was more of a household goddess who was elevated as equal to Sekhmet in later times.
      Cats apparently did not receave names...
      They were just called...
      cats...
      Meanwhile dogs receaved names.
      Human names.
      Like if you named your dog Bob...

    • @andrewfutterman3346
      @andrewfutterman3346 Před 2 lety +6

      Ron: "Yeah, along with the dung beetle!"

    • @archangeruriseofthewizards8649
      @archangeruriseofthewizards8649 Před 2 lety +3

      Bast : You see, I’m the sun’s daughter, the Goddess of Love’s sister, the Goddesses of Happiness and back ally Hulk…

  • @LT_U
    @LT_U Před 5 lety +1785

    Well, this is definitely not a tale you will hear from the Jedi.

  • @antares6167
    @antares6167 Před 5 lety +1699

    "After being your pet, the sheep has sex"
    "My sister invited me
    Think about incest"
    Why did it become so randomly sexual?

    • @Mirality
      @Mirality Před 5 lety +147

      Translations gone wrong... gone sexual

    • @JonathanLundkvist
      @JonathanLundkvist Před 5 lety +83

      Due to the Bible source material.

    • @jareththegoblinking3191
      @jareththegoblinking3191 Před 5 lety +114

      it was Ancient Egypt, stranger things have happened

    • @alexandredesbiens-brassard9109
      @alexandredesbiens-brassard9109 Před 5 lety +108

      Well, many Pharaohs did marry their sisters. Cleopatra was married to her brother, got him killed, married the other brother, got him killed as well. She also had her sister killed. Yeah, Cleopatra was hardcore.

    • @GastArts
      @GastArts Před 5 lety +17

      Google.....

  • @octo-pops
    @octo-pops Před 5 lety +1255

    So these were the Ten Plagues of Egypt?
    1. Fashion (and fashion)
    2. A spoon shortage
    3. Incest
    4. A heavenly paradise
    5. Fire
    6. Pedestrians
    7. A rave
    8. A glowing sandwich
    9. A butterfly
    10. A kiss
    And they were all done by a Sith Lord
    ...right?

    • @martynap2930
      @martynap2930 Před 5 lety +114

      So.. God is a Sith Lord?

    • @konnosx1213
      @konnosx1213 Před 5 lety +108

      @@martynap2930 nope The pharaoh was Darth Plagueis and these were the 10 plagues of Korriban

    • @doomyboi
      @doomyboi Před 5 lety +87

      I don't know about the rest of that but pedestrians definitely are a plague

    • @diadia5634
      @diadia5634 Před 4 lety +17

      Star wars crossover!

    • @totalhufflepuff203
      @totalhufflepuff203 Před 4 lety +35

      @@doomyboi especially where I live. They are everywhere, and they love to dart across the road without looking. They are very frustrating.

  • @emmatheenigma6939
    @emmatheenigma6939 Před 4 lety +490

    Anakin/ Vader in a nutshell:
    "I joined the group"
    "So Lord Sith"
    "You call me Father"

  • @thomaskeith2123
    @thomaskeith2123 Před 5 lety +1483

    "And lo, the hand of the LORD did fall upon them; and yea, their silverware drawers were rifled; and all the people of Egypt found themselves spoonless. And they did cry out, 'How are we to eat soup?'"

  • @omenasoosi4137
    @omenasoosi4137 Před 5 lety +2117

    *Ten plagues of Egypt*
    1. Strange star wars crossover
    2. Fashion
    3. Fashion
    4. Spoon shortage
    5. Glowing sandwich
    6. Butterfly
    7. Kiss
    8. Flowers
    9. Hevenly paradise
    10. Google translite

  • @diamondinthesky4771
    @diamondinthesky4771 Před 5 lety +1291

    So Moses actually wanted Pharaoh to free his people so they could have a 40 year long rave party in the desert?
    Nice.

    • @EskChan19
      @EskChan19 Před 4 lety +147

      That would at least explain why they needed 40 years to cross what Google Maps says you can walk in about 2 weeks.

    • @mintchip5763
      @mintchip5763 Před 4 lety +47

      Don’t forget, he had a husband

    • @tarvoc746
      @tarvoc746 Před 4 lety +31

      He also wanted to lead his people to the promised land of Korriban.

    • @Dragonlover553
      @Dragonlover553 Před 4 lety +73

      It was the Will of God. If He says we must rave in the desert for forty years, then we shall do as He commands.

    • @THENEVERDEADIV
      @THENEVERDEADIV Před 4 lety +10

      well moses nor GOD wanted that but that is technically what happened for the 2nd half until HE chocked them to death with pigeon meat for constantly whining about not being able to get fat off of meat for the whole 40 years

  • @daybreaklol
    @daybreaklol Před 5 lety +408

    Back then
    "I will not!"
    "Let your people go!"
    Now
    "Nah"
    "Come on!"

  • @justinmccurdy9319
    @justinmccurdy9319 Před 5 lety +728

    Of course, the dreaded spoon shortage was the worst of all the plagues of Egypt.

    • @WinterDutchie
      @WinterDutchie Před 5 lety +37

      Justin McCurdy now they’ll never eat ice cream the same way...

    • @youmaybehighstrungbutimlok1601
      @youmaybehighstrungbutimlok1601 Před 5 lety +15

      Or jello

    • @koira163
      @koira163 Před 5 lety +49

      @@WinterDutchie AND THAT'S HOW WE GOT ICE CREAM CONES IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW, PEOPLE

    • @marca2435
      @marca2435 Před 5 lety +5

      Justin McCurdy bow ties are cool

    • @TeenDream888
      @TeenDream888 Před 5 lety +13

      I mean, when you're sick and need some broth or soup, but you're too tired to lift the bowl up and can only handle a spoonful at a time....what's one of the most evil things you can do? create a spoon shortage and watch the world burn...

  • @roguishpaladin
    @roguishpaladin Před 5 lety +821

    Malinda is the Sith Lord we have all waited for.

  • @solidwatercress3601
    @solidwatercress3601 Před 5 lety +1033

    I don't think I've ever sang along to the lyrics of a song more pationately than *"There will be a spoon shortage! So lord Sith!"*

    • @lolymop333
      @lolymop333 Před 4 lety +54

      See, the spoon shortage might be waking people up in the middle of the the night, now.

    • @alexandresobreiramartins9461
      @alexandresobreiramartins9461 Před 4 lety +22

      That's why every Jedi carries a spoon... but there is no spoon (unexpected crossover).

    • @tlbcanine3748
      @tlbcanine3748 Před 4 lety +12

      OMG this video hasnt cracked me up more

    • @ScarsWillFade08
      @ScarsWillFade08 Před 2 lety +6

      Literally in our house...my kids are forever forgetting the spoons from their lunch kits and losing them at school.

    • @darkpone3731
      @darkpone3731 Před 2 lety +10

      Sidious; "Execute Order 99"
      Clone Trooper; "Yes, my Lord. Start hording tableware! There will be a spoon shortage."
      Sidious; "WAIT I WAS HOLDING IT UPSIDE DOWN!!!"

  • @RaquelHernandez-zw2sz
    @RaquelHernandez-zw2sz Před 4 lety +541

    “Then send a butterfly and give a kiss. I did not expect that.” I didn’t either

    • @zagiproductions1630
      @zagiproductions1630 Před 4 lety +30

      you know what i didn't expect: After being your pet, a sheep- you know

    • @NopurposeRai
      @NopurposeRai Před 3 lety +10

      Bit strange for a Plague

    • @mysticwolfdog9553
      @mysticwolfdog9553 Před 3 lety +12

      @@NopurposeRai but don't forget, there will be a spoon shortage.

    • @user-qm7tx7vh1d
      @user-qm7tx7vh1d Před 5 měsíci

      As well as the "there will be no cowboys in your dreams". I'm not sure cowboys even existed yet...@@zagiproductions1630

  • @twelvetimes6073
    @twelvetimes6073 Před 5 lety +581

    So this is how the ten "plagues" of Egypt went down?
    First plague: Fashion (and fashion)
    Second plague: A spoon shortage
    Third plague: Fire
    (the only legit thing on this list)
    Forth plague: Pedestrians
    Fifth plague: Glowing sandwich
    Sixth plague: A butterfly
    Seventh plague: Flowers
    When plagues don't work you simply bribe the person with nice things instead.

  • @silvercyndaquil8472
    @silvercyndaquil8472 Před 5 lety +387

    Fan theory: All of the Google Translated songs are one story line, it's just kinda jumbled up and we need to sort out the timeline.

    • @SariaSchala
      @SariaSchala Před 5 lety +75

      I once listened to the playlist and came up with a story about the hero Alexander Lukashenko who fell in love with the evil King George's wife. Meanwhile, a witch named Anna worked for King George so she could bring her sister Elsa back from the dead, but when she succeeds she leaves King George and joins Alexander to help defeat him. The queen also leaves King George and marries Alexander. They have a son, Hercules, who is destined to defeat George and secure freedom, but Hercules is lazy. Then he comes out as transgender and now the legendary hero is a girl named Hillary, and her parents have to convince her to stop George's tyranny as is her destiny.

    • @pelahnar4
      @pelahnar4 Před 5 lety +42

      @@SariaSchala The name "Hillary" also came up in the Greatest Showman translation. Possibility of extra crossover?

    • @alvarobarquero7514
      @alvarobarquero7514 Před 5 lety +4

      Saeryen Kalador which videos are you referencing? I got Alexander Hamilton but that’s it

    • @SariaSchala
      @SariaSchala Před 5 lety +5

      @@alvarobarquero7514 Every video in her playlist up to The Greatest Showman. It explains why the story's so complicated.

    • @alvarobarquero7514
      @alvarobarquero7514 Před 5 lety

      Saeryen Kalador which one of her playlists tho?

  • @carwynprovis8675
    @carwynprovis8675 Před 5 lety +484

    Spoon shortage?? .... Use the Fork!! Malinda.... Use the Fork!!

    • @youtubechicken120
      @youtubechicken120 Před 5 lety +29

      But how will they eat soup???

    • @MrDUneven
      @MrDUneven Před 5 lety +56

      The Fork is strong in this one.

    • @Fuchsschwester
      @Fuchsschwester Před 4 lety +3

      @@youtubechicken120
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      Scroll down to Number 4 😉

    • @aray8986
      @aray8986 Před 4 lety +20

      May the fork be with you.

    • @aquaticangel3380
      @aquaticangel3380 Před 4 lety +6

      But how will i laugh at the carrot?!
      HOW!!!

  • @odie0086
    @odie0086 Před 4 lety +358

    “I’m having a rave at my place”
    The question is: what was a rave like at that time?

    • @tyrantgregcagkaiju71
      @tyrantgregcagkaiju71 Před 4 lety +40

      The same as any other: Disco ball, flashing strobe lights, hard rock but obviously with Christian tunes, blessed beverages, the whole lot.

    • @evin4574
      @evin4574 Před 4 lety +27

      instead of ecstasy just eat any random plant. if it’s poisonous enough you’ll get the same vibe for a few minutes.

    • @tyrantgregcagkaiju71
      @tyrantgregcagkaiju71 Před 4 lety +19

      bnerdd Don’t forget the fine chicks all dressed in Sith Lord attire and makeup 😎🙌.

    • @arttoon03
      @arttoon03 Před 4 lety +12

      @@tyrantgregcagkaiju71 "Blessed beverages" 🤣🤣Oh that's great

    • @tyrantgregcagkaiju71
      @tyrantgregcagkaiju71 Před 4 lety +13

      Art Toon Can’t have any sinful liquor in a holy party, my man. 😎😇👍🏻🙌

  • @ryantrue4844
    @ryantrue4844 Před 5 lety +927

    The great spoon shortage is becoming real!

    • @lilliana41
      @lilliana41 Před 5 lety +8

      It was already real for those of us that are spoonies. XD (You don't know what that is, look it up...)

    • @jadefelix4342
      @jadefelix4342 Před 5 lety +7

      I thought I was the only one. I started with 10 and I swear I only have 3 left. True story

    • @Roadent1241
      @Roadent1241 Před 5 lety

      Along with There's No Forks from the EdibleCastle team XD

    • @happykitty1238
      @happykitty1238 Před 5 lety +7

      That’s because you never stop judging my people.

    • @pablo3809
      @pablo3809 Před 5 lety

      I remember you!

  • @pompe221
    @pompe221 Před 5 lety +641

    "Come on!" is the best two-word summary of the Book of Exodus I've ever heard. :)

  • @blazeravenscar
    @blazeravenscar Před 5 lety +165

    “Most of you out of money.”
    *I feel personally attacked.*

    • @danielabohunicka4604
      @danielabohunicka4604 Před 3 lety +2

      @@shermendlakk *I did not expect that-*

    • @pickleism253
      @pickleism253 Před 2 lety +1

      @@shermendlakk but then they will also send fire and pedestrians

    • @florawolfskill1027
      @florawolfskill1027 Před 2 lety +2

      @@pickleism253 so we get a ton of people In need of temporary housing but then they just burn down the place we house them at thus putting us all in huge debt

    • @eclecticdog2k901
      @eclecticdog2k901 Před 2 lety

      Same 😂

  • @ChUwU
    @ChUwU Před 5 lety +692

    "because everything is wrong, most of you out of money"
    relatable.
    also, when i ask someone for something and they deny:
    the other person: nah
    me: cooooooooooome oooooooooooonnnn

    • @soulslikefan6760
      @soulslikefan6760 Před 4 lety +5

      I come from the future. I have bad news.

    • @matth.2916
      @matth.2916 Před 3 lety +5

      Yeah, this list of plagues is a bit on point for 2020... fire, pedestrians (working from home or out of work), out of money... if we get a spoon shortage, we should be worried...

    • @frostyvoid827
      @frostyvoid827 Před 2 lety +1

      @@matth.2916 also the spoon shortage, butterflies, and flowers

  • @samborpuskas
    @samborpuskas Před 5 lety +716

    Please translate some aircraft safety instructions!
    EDIT: Thanks for sooo many like! And for your heart Malinda!
    EDIT 2: What about like an entire plane sequence? From boarding to landing?

  • @misssupercookie2011
    @misssupercookie2011 Před 5 lety +1124

    Just translating the lyrics would be funny. but you with your costumes, facial expressions and performance makes it hilarious!

  • @aquaticangel3380
    @aquaticangel3380 Před 4 lety +327

    This is the weirdest Star Wars/Egypt/politics/ glowing food/spoon crossover song I’ve seen!

  • @corinna269
    @corinna269 Před 4 lety +106

    Ramses:"Nah"
    Mosè:"Come on!"
    The prince of Egypt in a nutshell

    • @NWolfsson
      @NWolfsson Před 4 lety +6

      Well, I mean, if by "come on" you mean "I may or may not have asked my god help and he went a bit overboard by killing all firstborn, cattle, and ruining all fields and potable water. Oh and a rain of fire." that's kinda accurate x)

  • @daucuscarota9709
    @daucuscarota9709 Před 5 lety +1162

    “laughs at the carrot haha”
    *poor carrots go hide* 🥕

    • @katarzynamysluk3801
      @katarzynamysluk3801 Před 4 lety +46

      Someone with a carrot for a profile picture whose name is literally Daucus Carota, which is Latin for carrot, writing a comment about carrots.
      _SEEMS LEGIT._

    • @TheKiwiCache
      @TheKiwiCache Před 4 lety +8

      Yeah man impressive you actually know what carrot is in latin

    • @SarahAbramova
      @SarahAbramova Před 4 lety +1

      Hug?

    • @feiradragon7915
      @feiradragon7915 Před 4 lety +5

      And then we wonder why the carrot grows.

    • @OdenqueenVulpes
      @OdenqueenVulpes Před 4 lety +5

      Daucus Carota And then in The Greatest Showman parody we get “carrots exist throughout the world”

  • @neve6759
    @neve6759 Před 5 lety +356

    How did “and even now I wish that God” turn into I’m having a rave at my place??

    • @thepretzel2
      @thepretzel2 Před 4 lety +48

      A better question is: How does ANYTHING turn into Sith? It's a freaking made up word.

    • @genotaurus9161
      @genotaurus9161 Před 4 lety +30

      @@thepretzel2 It's not, sith is actually a word to describe the edge of a scythe as far as I know

    • @aubrey7116
      @aubrey7116 Před 4 lety +19

      Google says it’s an archaic word for “since”
      The original word is “sayeth” so maybe “aye” turned into “I” somehow?

    • @skwills1629
      @skwills1629 Před 4 lety +4

      @@genotaurus9161 t is also what a type of Fairy were called back in the day.

    • @kryptonianguest1903
      @kryptonianguest1903 Před 4 lety +4

      @@thepretzel2 I doubt anything turned into Sith. It probably just got added to Lord at some point because Sith Lord gets typed a lot because the internet is full of nerds.

  • @ramblinbob1918
    @ramblinbob1918 Před 4 lety +357

    "China will never grow"
    *-Xi Jinping wants to know your location*

  • @bobogus7559
    @bobogus7559 Před 4 lety +31

    “Delete all problems.”
    I wish it was that easy.

  • @TT-RR
    @TT-RR Před 5 lety +393

    a spoon shortage, a loud rave and taboo sexual content
    these plagues are less death and destruction and more of a series of things to annoy, inconvenience and or gross out Rameses with.

    • @Sam-lb8xs
      @Sam-lb8xs Před 5 lety +29

      I'll take that kind of plague over death and destruction, hands down!

    • @iainmawhinney8867
      @iainmawhinney8867 Před 5 lety +37

      Tim R all the more effective to make him beg for mercy
      “PLEASE ANYTHING BUT THE RAVE”

    • @TheTendermen
      @TheTendermen Před 5 lety +13

      To be honest, Incest with close relatives was a common occurrence to the ruling class

    • @mrv4953
      @mrv4953 Před 5 lety +2

      Dam sith Skyrim was fine till you came along

    • @MoMo-sf8vk
      @MoMo-sf8vk Před 5 lety

      Shoot t

  • @mathselitegamer7447
    @mathselitegamer7447 Před 5 lety +85

    I almost fell off my chair when "this is my home" was translated to "this is a lamp"

  • @AtarahDerek
    @AtarahDerek Před 4 lety +102

    "Your line, Ramses."
    "Nah."
    "Come on!"

  • @kat1722
    @kat1722 Před 4 lety +70

    Now I want “there will be a spoon shortage” shirts.

  • @marvinwolf8360
    @marvinwolf8360 Před 5 lety +120

    "Delete all problems" Monika, Just Monika

    • @dexterandrew7014
      @dexterandrew7014 Před 5 lety +6

      come to think of it when will she cover your reality

  • @brendaneichler5244
    @brendaneichler5244 Před 5 lety +422

    Useless fact of the day: "Sith" is an actual word outside of a reference to Star Wars and/or Celtic Mythology. It is the technical term for the edge of a scythe.

    • @sand__witch
      @sand__witch Před 5 lety +57

      That's...surprisingly badass.

    • @Dragonlover553
      @Dragonlover553 Před 5 lety +27

      That’s is actually pretty cool. I’ll have to remember that.

    • @Fuchsschwester
      @Fuchsschwester Před 4 lety +16

      Learning something new every day. Cool, and Thanks!

    • @zo6679
      @zo6679 Před 4 lety +7

      Brendan Eichler cool

    • @hunterlawrence3573
      @hunterlawrence3573 Před 4 lety +23

      I didn't know the word "Sith" was a part of Celtic Mythology.

  • @samarius_art_and_games
    @samarius_art_and_games Před 3 lety +129

    "My sister invited me. Think about this incest."
    Well...I'm not surprised, given Egypt's past and how they kept the family bloodline quote unquote "pure".

    • @kreolado5880
      @kreolado5880 Před 4 měsíci +1

      Don't ask a historian who the fathers of Ramesse's wives were lol

  • @revanlethabo982
    @revanlethabo982 Před 4 lety +66

    Anyone else watching this during the coronavirus outbreak and actually wishing there was a spoon shortage instead of toilet paper?

  • @Ro994
    @Ro994 Před 5 lety +787

    "Nah" "COME OOOOOOOONNNNN!!!!"
    Basically summarizes how I felt about Ramses during the second half of this movie x'D

    • @schattenvolkofficial1121
      @schattenvolkofficial1121 Před 5 lety +30

      Oh shit, how hilarious is that ... 🤣 Whole plot in a nutshell! ^^

    • @puppyplanet300
      @puppyplanet300 Před 4 lety +4

      I know! At first I liked him and thought he was cool, then I hated him

    • @TragicTortellini
      @TragicTortellini Před 4 lety +2

      Mhmm.

    • @skwills1629
      @skwills1629 Před 4 lety +1

      @@puppyplanet300 In Rea;l Life...and Yes Internet Atheists the exodus is a Myth Moses never exisated and neither did Jesus and Religion is worse than Hitler who was a devout Christian we all know now... Egyptian Pharoahs were understood to be gods incarnate. Specifically the god Horus. When the old Pharaoh died, the Spirit of Horus entered the new Pharoah. Hence the Tittle Pharoah, meaning Great House. He Housed the god Horus.
      It makes sense why he would not release his Slaves . It would be a Capitulation, and gods aren't supposed to Capitulate.
      Besides, the Egyptians Hated loosing. In Fact, Egyptians never recorded Military or Political Failures. Their Leaders, according to their own records, were Perfect. Outside sources report errors, Military Mistakes, Diplomatic Incidents, but never do Egyptians claim this.
      Also, many of the Plauges could be Naturally caused, and perhaps the Pharoah was unconvinced.

    • @SarahAbramova
      @SarahAbramova Před 4 lety

      @@puppyplanet300 I never liked him because I knew the story. I hear it every year.

  • @beggar1015
    @beggar1015 Před 5 lety +354

    What time is the rave at your place? I'll bring flowers. But not spoons, because suddenly I can't seem to find a spoon anywhere.

    • @IABITVpresents
      @IABITVpresents Před 5 lety +15

      Tommy Wiseau took all of your spoons

    • @ikazuchioni
      @ikazuchioni Před 5 lety +7

      He framed each and every one of those spoons.

    • @mrfrogz1
      @mrfrogz1 Před 5 lety +2

      Come on!

    • @amberdolphin1210
      @amberdolphin1210 Před 5 lety +3

      I'm coming with the butterfly and a kiss!

    • @wolfkey980
      @wolfkey980 Před 5 lety +3

      At least you will be able to eat a glowing sandwich

  • @ezzyshian
    @ezzyshian Před 5 lety +64

    Me: *watches this*
    Also Me: *"Do you know the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?"*

  • @pianopanicattack
    @pianopanicattack Před 5 lety +74

    “There will be a spoon shortage.”
    Me: *NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO*

  • @samborpuskas
    @samborpuskas Před 5 lety +275

    Spoon shortage? Welp, I know what to buy at IKEA next time...

    • @Lionloverky
      @Lionloverky Před 5 lety +11

      Sambor Puskas better instructions?

    • @samborpuskas
      @samborpuskas Před 5 lety +12

      @@Lionloverky That too, spoons are very hard to use.

    • @30ratsstackedinatrenchcoat91
      @30ratsstackedinatrenchcoat91 Před 5 lety +3

      @@samborpuskas XDDDD

    • @bookwormmmmim1159
      @bookwormmmmim1159 Před 5 lety +2

      I bought instructions, they read, "Pick up the spoon with your dominant hand. Place under what you want to pick up and move the spoon upwards"

    • @flowerdolphin5648
      @flowerdolphin5648 Před 5 lety +2

      @@bookwormmmmim1159 okay, so what do I do after I move it upwards? How do I get it into my mouth? Instructions incomplete! ;)

  • @lewisgalloway2596
    @lewisgalloway2596 Před 5 lety +189

    "My sister invited me
    Just think about this incest"
    I don't think I want to...

    • @11icelord
      @11icelord Před 5 lety +4

      I was about to say that 😆

    • @lewisgalloway2596
      @lewisgalloway2596 Před 5 lety +5

      @@11icelord Good to know I'm not the only one who thought that.

    • @Kayley199514
      @Kayley199514 Před 5 lety +18

      It's nice to have a little Game of Thrones in my Bible stories.

    • @robinjohnson9506
      @robinjohnson9506 Před 5 lety +19

      Well, incest was very common among ancient Egyptian royalty.

    • @lewisgalloway2596
      @lewisgalloway2596 Před 5 lety

      @@Kayley199514 I love this

  • @bloodgutsandangelcake6079

    "after being your pet, a sheep has sex"
    sounds like an average welsh household

  • @JoshJenrayAK47
    @JoshJenrayAK47 Před 4 lety +34

    "So Lord Sith"
    WELL!! We're off to a fantastic start.....

  • @LauraTeAhoWhite
    @LauraTeAhoWhite Před 5 lety +138

    Keep your cats at home folks, they sent fashion.

  • @butterfly-nx7dv
    @butterfly-nx7dv Před 5 lety +454

    Keep your cats at home
    Well,they were considered to be sacred in ancient Egypt.Maybe they were taken inside to protect them from the glowing sandwich?

  • @warmfuzzyvoid
    @warmfuzzyvoid Před 4 lety +24

    "Nah"
    "COME ON"
    The book of Exodus

  • @NWolfsson
    @NWolfsson Před 4 lety +62

    Can we all take a moment to appreciate the production value in this? I mean that Sith makeup was STUN-NING!

  • @jacobsiron6929
    @jacobsiron6929 Před 5 lety +566

    ...I kinda want a Tragedy of Darth Plageus the Wise translation now

    • @victor8100
      @victor8100 Před 5 lety +33

      its not a story siri would tell you

    • @perrysmith3530
      @perrysmith3530 Před 5 lety +27

      Look up 'Backstroke of The West'

    • @silkwesir1444
      @silkwesir1444 Před 5 lety +7

      czcams.com/video/XziLNeFm1ok/video.html

    • @TsukiNaito1
      @TsukiNaito1 Před 5 lety +1

      I've done it before just for a laugh. It is art. 😂

    • @Ro994
      @Ro994 Před 5 lety +1

      THAT HAS TO HAPPEN!!! x'D

  • @playlistnation423
    @playlistnation423 Před 5 lety +123

    Plague of locusts? Cool. Burning hail? Fine. Spoon shortage? NOOOOOO!

  • @mariaalmeida299
    @mariaalmeida299 Před 4 lety +47

    I swear to God: Her reaction after "You call me father" kills me everytime XD

  • @World_Theory
    @World_Theory Před 5 lety +72

    Confusing as usual…
    Although… Now I kinda want to read some weird Starwars fanfic about ancient Earth being discovered by explorers, in the galaxy that Starwars takes place in, with some Sith Lord choosing to conquer Egypt, and causing a spoon shortage.

    • @Rasmusnilsenbie
      @Rasmusnilsenbie Před 4 lety +5

      World Theory i can write that

    • @heinrich.hitzinger
      @heinrich.hitzinger Před 4 lety

      @@Rasmusnilsenbie OK

    • @haveagoodmourning
      @haveagoodmourning Před 4 lety

      @@Rasmusnilsenbie Have you written it yet? The world needs to see it

    • @Rasmusnilsenbie
      @Rasmusnilsenbie Před 4 lety +6

      @@haveagoodmourning i kinda forgot about it, Dont Worry, The spoon shortage coming.

    • @heinrich.hitzinger
      @heinrich.hitzinger Před 4 lety +6

      In German "den Löffel abgeben" (literally giving the spoon away) is a euphemism for dying... Possibly the "spoon shortage" is somehow in fact massive extinction...

  • @ellabronkema9375
    @ellabronkema9375 Před 5 lety +268

    1:33 "There is no mistake." Are you sure about that, Google?

  • @boilerfan18
    @boilerfan18 Před 5 lety +239

    I can believe the plagues of Egypt were done by a Sith lord.

    • @Quirderph
      @Quirderph Před 5 lety +9

      Impossible! The Sith have been extinct foe a millennia!

    • @WaitHowDidIGetHere
      @WaitHowDidIGetHere Před 5 lety +11

      That means God is a Sith lord.

    • @SariaSchala
      @SariaSchala Před 5 lety +7

      Maybe it was Darth Vader sending plagues on the planet Egypt because they were judging the Sith.

    • @bluishwolf
      @bluishwolf Před 5 lety +3

      @@WaitHowDidIGetHere Technically it means Mastema is a Sith lord since he was the angel who killed the Egyptian first borns and probably did the other plagues, too.

    • @Ciretako
      @Ciretako Před 5 lety +4

      It is a pretty Dark Side of the Force thing to do, isn't it?

  • @shrexyavocado7828
    @shrexyavocado7828 Před 4 lety +189

    One does not simply.......
    Have sithlords, have the bad guy singing and the lyrics say “electricity” without making a Palpatine reference

  • @laurenwilliams6438
    @laurenwilliams6438 Před 4 lety +173

    “...Eh I’ll let you go.”
    “Really??”
    “Yeah go ahead”
    “Sweet!”

    • @valerier3673
      @valerier3673 Před 4 lety +12

      Pharoah should have been like "on second thought, no"

    • @mwplaylist2890
      @mwplaylist2890 Před 4 lety +10

      Not gonna lie, that's my favorite part of the video.

    • @NWolfsson
      @NWolfsson Před 4 lety +5

      I mean, that's the best answer to:
      COMEEEEEE OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNN!

    • @HlootooThunderhammer
      @HlootooThunderhammer Před 2 lety

      To think, it all could've been avoided IF HE DID JUST THAT.

  • @necrodistic
    @necrodistic Před 5 lety +29

    *_You have no cowboys in your dreams_*

  • @serenashburner
    @serenashburner Před 5 lety +232

    “There will be a spoon shortage.”
    Well, I often find myself throwing them in the bin by accident, so I’m likely to blame for that. 😂😂😂

    • @amberdolphin1210
      @amberdolphin1210 Před 5 lety +15

      You are the cause?! Are you also the cause for my perfect knife shortage?

    • @pravijarajesh
      @pravijarajesh Před 5 lety +11

      @Amber dolphin1210
      HE IS THE CAUSE OF MY SILVERWARE SHORTAGE

    • @Dragonlover553
      @Dragonlover553 Před 5 lety +6

      Truly, you are the agent of God’s wrath, oh Serene Ashburner.

    • @ashleighanderson9315
      @ashleighanderson9315 Před 5 lety +6

      Well thank you very much, now how am I to eat my delicious ice cream 😒😢

    • @wolfheart8604
      @wolfheart8604 Před 4 lety +3

      @@amberdolphin1210 No, that's my fault actually.

  • @babyyoda4953
    @babyyoda4953 Před 4 lety +49

    There actually is a sith lord named ”darth plagueis” XD

    • @magixal-edts
      @magixal-edts Před 2 lety +4

      Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the wise?

    • @n.e.g4865
      @n.e.g4865 Před 2 lety

      @@magixal-edts no

    • @magixal-edts
      @magixal-edts Před 2 lety

      @@n.e.g4865 it's not a story the Jedi would tell you...

    • @n.e.g4865
      @n.e.g4865 Před 2 lety

      @@magixal-edts have you ever heard of the tale of Rey the Mary Sue?

  • @lindos602
    @lindos602 Před rokem +7

    When Heaven doesn’t have a budget anymore, but they still need plagues.

  • @silentfoxproductions610
    @silentfoxproductions610 Před 5 lety +61

    "This is a lamp" THE MORE YOU KNOW

  • @Shatterverse
    @Shatterverse Před 5 lety +100

    I want a "delete all problems" shirt lol.

    • @Bananas904
      @Bananas904 Před 5 lety +5

      I was a delete all problems button that actually works.

  • @danielcastillo591
    @danielcastillo591 Před 4 lety +63

    My sister invited me
    Think about this Incest
    Sounds ever in the slightest to Leia and Luke, so maybe Google is just a huge star wars fan
    Also "You call me father" and "electricity"

  • @TheHinner
    @TheHinner Před 5 lety +91

    The Plagues:
    1- Plague of Fashion
    2- Plague of Fashion Number 2
    3- Plague of No More Cowboy Dreams
    4- Plague of Spoon Shortage
    5- Plague of Fire and Pedestrians
    6- Plague of The Glowing Sandwich
    7- Plague of Butterflies and Kisses
    8- Plague of Spoon Shortage Number 2
    9- Plague of Divorce
    10- Plague of Flowers

    • @mintchip5763
      @mintchip5763 Před 4 lety +6

      Does the plague of divorce include Moses’ husband leaving him? Or is that like something separate.

    • @Areallykissablecactus
      @Areallykissablecactus Před 4 lety +4

      The plague of fashion doesn't sound so bad tho-

    • @HlootooThunderhammer
      @HlootooThunderhammer Před 2 lety +3

      @@Areallykissablecactus Until you realize it's literally all the worst fashion trends EVER. TWICE.

    • @KL-ki8db
      @KL-ki8db Před rokem

      @@HlootooThunderhammer Well I mean some people literally went nude at the time so I guess fashion couldn’t get any worse.

    • @user-qm7tx7vh1d
      @user-qm7tx7vh1d Před 5 měsíci

      11: Plague of Not Dreaming About Cowboys

  • @kunnykuni
    @kunnykuni Před 5 lety +53

    "You call me father"... "Electricity"... How is that not Darth Vader ?
    Cool song, as always !

    • @iljakuropuppy
      @iljakuropuppy Před 5 lety

      I thought that was Emperor Palpatine?

    • @bessieburnet9816
      @bessieburnet9816 Před 5 lety

      Vader doesn't use force lightning

    • @kunnykuni
      @kunnykuni Před 5 lety

      @@bessieburnet9816 Can you remember me how Vader died again ? I think there is definitely a strong connexion between "electricity" and Vader.

  • @Bellandora
    @Bellandora Před 5 lety +145

    Why are Sith stealing all the spoons? How am I supposed to eat soup now?

  • @louloudaki_
    @louloudaki_ Před 4 lety +14

    the line “you call me father” is even funnier after watching the movie

  • @cartersmith6754
    @cartersmith6754 Před 5 lety +23

    God- how do I make the Egyptians pay
    Angle- take away their spoons so they can't eat soup
    God- that ... Is ... BRILLIANT

  • @labradorite_dolly
    @labradorite_dolly Před 5 lety +75

    GUYS.
    When I was going to eat my yogurt, I suddenly realized THERE WAS NO SPOON.
    I COULD NOT FIND A SPOON.
    I'm starting a fund to buy spoons for the unfortunate who are suffering a spoon shortage.

  • @louiscrawford1784
    @louiscrawford1784 Před 5 lety +318

    So, Joseph and his people joined the Sith Empire after leaving Egypt? Nice. I hope he finds his husband.

    • @konnosx1213
      @konnosx1213 Před 5 lety +33

      Nope it was the seven plagues of Korriban

    • @mintchip5763
      @mintchip5763 Před 4 lety +35

      How can you hope that he finds his husband!!!! He cheated on him, WITH HIS SISTER.

    • @atocanboi409
      @atocanboi409 Před 4 lety +15

      Egypt will be reorganized into the FIRST... ANCIENT... EMPIRE!

    • @jordant889
      @jordant889 Před 4 lety +12

      Umm.. You mean Moses? Also, what!?!

    • @katrinaoborny2256
      @katrinaoborny2256 Před 3 lety +6

      XD Moses my good man

  • @otterwithadarkside4422
    @otterwithadarkside4422 Před 3 lety +5

    "Delete all problems"
    Man, I wish I could.

  • @mr.truffles9294
    @mr.truffles9294 Před 5 lety +45

    "Subscriber....... that's what I want"
    Are you sure Google did the translation in this part? 😏

  • @AaronTheBlackDragon
    @AaronTheBlackDragon Před 5 lety +131

    There will be a spoon shortage. So this is why there is no spoon, now I get it.

  • @vancesirron9170
    @vancesirron9170 Před 5 lety +91

    Spoon shortage --> Can't eat soup --> Unbalanced diet --> Death because health issues

    • @claraparker4807
      @claraparker4807 Před 5 lety +10

      The incest probably had something to do with it as well

    • @ClareParkinson
      @ClareParkinson Před 5 lety

      Omg.

    • @Manonistired
      @Manonistired Před 5 lety +3

      Technically they could still drink it from the bowl. Unless they keep spilling it every single time they try. Which would lead them to die of starvation.

    • @MifficalM
      @MifficalM Před 5 lety

      DEATH OF DIARRHEA!!! Oh, no wait, wrong video

  • @Nabczsz07
    @Nabczsz07 Před 5 lety +91

    The plagues of google translate:
    Fashion and fashion
    Perverted sheep
    A spoon shortage
    A heavenly paradise
    Fire
    Pedestrians
    Glowing sandwich
    Lisa care (Obamacare but Lisa)
    A butterfly and a kiss
    A scarf (Fashion and fashion)
    A glass
    Flowers

    • @mintchip5763
      @mintchip5763 Před 4 lety +1

      @Ironyche
      I mean like, yeah kinda makes sense, but his husband left him.

    • @nicholasrolo886
      @nicholasrolo886 Před 4 lety +2

      The plagues seen to get better over time

  • @nicholasrolo886
    @nicholasrolo886 Před 4 lety +7

    "I joined the group, I will send flowers"
    *THIS OFFERING IS ACCEPTABLE*

  • @moosmond9571
    @moosmond9571 Před 5 lety +116

    1:10 Secret message Malinda wants more subscribers 😂😂😂

  • @zoeyiguess8358
    @zoeyiguess8358 Před 5 lety +163

    "laughes at carrot.... Haha" I'm sorry Malinda but I didn't listen to you, I was eating and nearly choked

  • @doughnutthehamster7255
    @doughnutthehamster7255 Před 3 lety +8

    Fashion
    A spoon shortage
    A heavenly paradise
    Fire
    Pedestrians
    Glowing sandwich
    A butterfly
    A kiss
    Flowers

  • @fyn935
    @fyn935 Před 3 lety +7

    "Everything is wrong" welcome to 2020

  • @garrettord3304
    @garrettord3304 Před 5 lety +93

    This song was surprisingly coherent compared to most of them

  • @opalforrest2263
    @opalforrest2263 Před 5 lety +165

    Malinda: So Lord Sith
    Lord Sith: What?
    Malinda: I have a glass
    Lord Sith: Nah
    Malinda: Come on
    Lord Sith: You called me farther
    *lord Sith is Darth Vader and Malinda is Luke Skywalker*

  • @cowwithinternet
    @cowwithinternet Před 4 lety +18

    "Have you ever heard the tragedy, of The Plauges the translated?"

  • @jettsteel7305
    @jettsteel7305 Před 3 lety +5

    Me at every single line: *I did not expect that*

  • @gublaman
    @gublaman Před 5 lety +124

    I saw the thumbnail and read the tittle as The Plagueis

  • @katrisspriordeen1735
    @katrisspriordeen1735 Před 5 lety +96

    At one point my household (Me, mum, dad and my sister) legit had three spoons in it! It turns out my cat had been stealing them from the dishwasher and hoarding them in my room, but we seriously thought we had spoon fairies for a while there XD. That concludes my *SPOON* *SHORTAGE* story :-P

    • @sand__witch
      @sand__witch Před 5 lety +9

      I also have a spoon shortage story! At some point, we just had, like...five spoons. My parents just went to the store and bought more spoons, and no one ever found out what happened to the ones we lost. Spooky.

    • @konaaukai5541
      @konaaukai5541 Před 5 lety +4

      We had an issue with one of my sisters. She liked to put cutlery in the garbage disposal. Lost several spoons and forks that way. That's my spoon (and fork) shortage story...Yours is better, Katriss

    • @amberdolphin1210
      @amberdolphin1210 Před 5 lety +1

      @@konaaukai5541 Is she Autistic? Autism sometimes makes people do wierd things. I ask because I have 2 autistic siblings.

  • @Sam-lb8xs
    @Sam-lb8xs Před 5 lety +36

    Sheriff of Nottingham: "Locksley, I'll cut your heart out with a spoon-!!!"
    Lord Sith: "THERE WILL BE A SPOON SHORTAGE!"
    Sheriff of Nottingham: "Damn it all!!!"

  • @aimee6839
    @aimee6839 Před 4 lety +16

    “This is a lamp” really got me lmao

    • @Balnazzardi
      @Balnazzardi Před 4 lety +1

      Same :D....dont even know why that was so funny...

  • @jojooffaraway2675
    @jojooffaraway2675 Před 5 lety +15

    And the people of Egypt would remember the great spoon shortage for many seasons to come.

  • @europeanreich1521
    @europeanreich1521 Před 5 lety +29

    How can people laugh at a civil war in the countries of Egypt coming from the Sith Lord causing a spoon shortage

    • @SharpDesign
      @SharpDesign Před 5 lety +9

      it's not a story the jedi will tell you

  • @disneyprincess1903
    @disneyprincess1903 Před 3 lety +8

    The Ten Plagues Of Egypt:
    1. Fashion and Fashion
    2. Access to Security Service
    3. Pervert Sheep
    4. No Cowboys In Your Dreams
    5. Scarcity of Spoons
    6. Heavenly Paradise
    7. Fire and Pedestrians
    8. Glowing Sandwich
    9. Lisa Care in the City
    10. Butterflies and Kisses

  • @emberdragon3436
    @emberdragon3436 Před rokem +6

    'I'm having a rave at my place.' XD
    Something about Moses having a rave in the middle of the apocalypse makes me laugh every time.

  • @rayrayartz
    @rayrayartz Před 5 lety +51

    I...I think I broke my repeat button
    SO LORD SITH!!!!

  • @EliseEcklund
    @EliseEcklund Před 5 lety +58

    omg this is my favorite thing ever😂

    • @koolkitty108
      @koolkitty108 Před 5 lety +3

      Elise! I didn’t know you also watched Malinda. You two are my favorite meme/parody youtubers!

    • @NewYoutubeisstupid
      @NewYoutubeisstupid Před 3 lety +2

      Hi!

    • @ggyt1234
      @ggyt1234 Před 4 měsíci

      BIGGEST PLOT TWIST OF MY LIFE

  • @teresaromanelli5174
    @teresaromanelli5174 Před 4 lety +11

    "There will be a spoon shortage."
    2020: Y'all mean toilet paper?