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Imagine going to see Hamilton in another country, and the entire play being about a dude named Alexander lukashenko
Alexander lukashenko being the past president of Belarus
@@viridia1526 lol, I wonder why these Americans care about past Belarusian leaders so much
It would be in Britain
I think you're mistaken, it is clearly said their name is not Alexander Lukashenko
Even worse, Hamilton Alaska
Hamilton: "Half-dead sittin' in their own sick, the scent thick"
Google translate: Bacon, spices.
seems legit to me tbh
Enrique Wood Original: Me? I trusted him
Google Translate: Now? With the mamas.
And everything nice.
These are the ingredients to create the perfect Alexander Lukashenko
But Lin Manuel Miranda accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction - literary disaster...
I died with the replies, lol
"There is a lot of baldness and bribery."
This song really is about Alexandar Lukashenko
Ah yes Eastern European dictator has been found in North America in a painting replacing Alexander Hamilton from 1776
Alexander Lukashenko is a time lord
@@Lilyofthevalleyisgood petty dictator, not leader. Don't make mistakes like that, if you don't want to insult those who hate him.
@@AlinaAniretake changed it
"My name is not Alexander Lukashenko" I guess so.
I never thought I would see a female George Washington saying "with the Mama's" while dancing...yet I am oddly satisfied with it.
You asked for it.
I'm satisfied (Meet me inside)
Sorry, I had to.
“I have a million of mistakes”
“ what’s your name cheater?”
Are we sure Eliza didn’t write this
You can never be sure
I agree
No words.
idk but seems like it
Yes
The fact that John Laurens said the “Alcoholics are very wise,” and he’s drunk like half of the musical
the other half, he's dead
@@Fyreflier lol
Lol
The only time he was sober was when he was singing as a spirit
Oml yes
I feel that Google Translate understood the essence of the musical
"I am very crazy"
"Whats your name, my cheater?"
perfection!
Don't forget the part it said he dies and then no refund fees
3:47
“We have to cope with him” -everyone in Hamilton
“Am I? I’m going to die” -Phillip, Laurens, Hamilton, you name them.
“Now? With the mamas” -Burr during “winters ball” and “the Schuyler sisters”
“Now? He liked it” -M Reynolds
“Am I? I am very crazy” -King Gorge
Yes I just did that.
Am I? I am very crazy!
King George III and A. Burr
To be fair, the mental health of King George III was already declining during the war caused by Parliament mildly increasing taxes _because_ of debts racked up during a war, which was only exacerbated by the result of the War of Hypocritical Tax Evasion.
“What’s your name my cheater?”
*Eliza crying in the corner with a match and burning paper*
Poor Eliza
unicorn power ikr
Actually it was the fire from her lantern...
Szíkret Studios Same difference
Oml stap lol
"WE HAVE TO COPE WITH HIM"
"AND ME? IM GOING TO DIE"
IM DYING AND SOBBING LMAO
Anna Jung I'm trying to do a try not to laugh challenge and If I laugh I have to restart
The "Am I? I'm going to die" has me laughing so hard HeLP
667’th like... I’m sorry Satan my lord
Hope Perschino It's so sad because Laurens dies T^T
Accurate to the point it hurts bc it's too funny XD
Hamilton in a nutshell:
“Then there is a lot of baldness and bribery.”
“What’s your name, my cheater?”
“He died.”
“You can never relax!”
“He does not like the world, yes.”
“We have to cope with him.”
“I am very crazy.”
Pretty accurate.
Take a fall and send it to the government
"What's your name, my cheater?"
"I have sinned many things."
"I have a million mistakes"
I'm pretty sure this was from Eliza, not Google Translate
Yes definitely
“My name is not Alexander Lukunshako”
*no lies detected*
For once!
*Alexander Lukashenko
yeah cuz it’s Hamilton Alaska duh 🙄
The eyebrow though....
This should go over well with Belarus.
"My name is not Alexander Lukashenko"
It sure isn't.
At least it got that right
Of course it's not. It's obviously Hamilton Alaska
@@monosrijamajumder7801 of course, that’s why the musical is called Alaska
@@lumity6269 Alaska: A Slightly Less American Musical
@@akish302 ah yes
Mother : don't worry, russian Hamilton can't hurt you
Russian Hamilton : Alexander LukashenkOO!
oof
Alexander Lukashenko is not from Russia but Belarus
"Alexander Lukashenko" Killed me- :'DDD
"Five year old and his debt was debt."
America: **Sweating**
"We have to cope with him" is literally Alexander's relationship with everyone.
Julia Díaz except Laurens. But Laurens died early
Grete P Why do you think he died???
Except Laurens....
He sings "Satisfied" whenever he's depressed that Eliza got his love...
Oof
Julia Díaz I know
Julia Díaz Think he died? Sorry ma dude he DID die
The title should have been “google translate reveals many hidden secrets of the American history”
And also
“You can log into New York”
Google Translate Reveals many hidden secrets of the American History | You can log into New York! | NOT CLICKBAIT
rosemarii now all you need to do is uppercase every letter and then you got yourself an amazing title
Sorry, but "diabetes is not for sale."
😂😂😂
@@jay_mem no you uppercase every OTHER letter then you got yourself an even more amazing title
Lukashenko as a founding father is a bit terrifying if you know who Alexander Lukashenko is
Laurens after getting drunk at a bar and inspiring Alex to do a revolutionary speech:
"Alcoholics are very wise"
This song is legitimately so catchy tho! The visual gags are so well done and I found myself listening to this over and over again many times.
Yeah lol
Sooooooo
“What’s your name, my cheater?”
“And I have sinned, many things.”
“He died.”
“He never gets to relax.”
“We have to cope with him.”
Guys, I’m pretty sure google translate has seen Hamilton.
Literally the storyline from other people's POV
@@jylewy4174 yess
That’s not even mentioning the ‘ baldness and bribery’
I'm not surprised
Kat Reeves Kroff lol
Burr: "what's your name man?"
google translate: "Alexander Lukashenko"
just imagining Lin-Manuel Miranda singing "Alexander Lukashenko" in a serious tone is hilarious to me
Let's hope he will soon be the ex-president of Belarus after the biggest demonstration ever in the capital Minsk yesterday!
Alexander Lukashenko. President of Belarus, Founding father
omg yes
@@theunreadyone lol
his name is *not* Alexander Lukashenko
and he has sinned many things.
I was watching this with my friend and we literally fell over laughing and wheezing at “drowned in the toilet”. That’s child humor for you
I listened to this before listening to the actual one and for some reason I just cant get over this one
“What is your name, my cheater?”
“I have sinned many things”
*The Reynolds Pamphlet has entered the chat*
*alexander leaves the chat*
*tears enters the chat*
*Upset Eliza has enetered the chat*
*jefferson has entered the chat*
*Poor life decisions has entered the chat*
“We have to cope with him.”
“Am I? I'm going to die.”
They aren't wrong.
hi baguette. i ate you yesterday with ham as a sandwich.
Yea and the “and I? I am very crazy”
Oh no 666...😱😯
"Now, with the Mamas"
@@alloreon4338 “Now, he liked it”
Okay........
So
Karrie Curry, an unstable man pretending to be Alexander Lukashenko and Hamilton Alaska, was an engineer, making a great car, and expert on technology. He often performed scams and hacks. Eventually he hacked into New York to pull off his greatest plan. A spoon connected to his brain controlled the entire internet. He was sitting in a restaurant after killing someone by drowning them in the toilet. People began catching on and Cali decided to poison his dish with something that would make him feel like he was eating fire as he died. However, when he died the whole world's internet went down along with a few people working as waiters and waitresses in the restaurant.
He also highly values education for some reason.
Gorgeous
POV: You came to revisit this because Malinda said this was her favorite video.
Mom, Can we get Hamilton?
Mom: We have Hamilton at home.
Hamilton at home:
But realy this is AMAZING (not my comment the song is)
Lukashenko*
Um...... You can't get Hamilton but if you can you must be rich as heck!
the potterhead I wish I could go!
Asxrid...... I saw Hamilton....😑
“He DiEd.”
“SPOILERS”
History books: Oop-
And i dont want be in the cool
Omg I just randomly posted this comment thinking nothing of it 4 months ago....
JeSuS ThaTs A LoT Of LiKes (thanks!)
No refund fees
smh Manga reader
3:05 oh believe me, we are NOT waiting for the event
The best thing about this translation is that while a lot of phrases don't fit a lot of them instead fit so well with the song which make it even more funny, example being 3:08 until 3:14 even if it feel more like he was forced to not "relax" it still fit with the "you never learned to take your time" XD
"Then there is a lot of baldness and bribery."
Wow, just calling Burr and James Reynolds out like that.
Aki Animations ...
*t r u e-*
George washingmachine and the doctor in stay alive reprise
@@riiael *Whoregay Washingmachine
Aki Animations yesssssd
Wheeze-
John Laurens said “Alcoholics are very wise” but he’s drunk half the musics-WAIT
WAIT A DANG MINUTE YOU JUST ADDED A WHOLE OTHER LAYER TO THIS
And alex likes to leave his mother
Drunk for half the musical and dead for the other half. And later he literally says "I am going to die"
Wait-
Hol up-
"We have to cope with him - and I, I'm gonna die"
that's..... actually quite accurate 😂
Who's here after Malinda's 10 year anniversary video? :)
“We have to cope with him.”
“And me? I’m going to die.”
“And I have sinned many things.”
THESE LINES ARE SO ACCURATE
“I am very crazy.”
Also
"Hamilton Alaska" and "Alexander Lu".... Whatever
I like ur profile pic
Also, " and then there is a lot of baldness and bribery".
burr: I am very crazy.
You are, Aaron... You are...
I'm crying
Mulligan and Lafayette: we fought with him
Jefferson and Madison: we have to cope with him
John Lauren my beautiful gay turtle , I DIDN’T NOTICE THAT , IT MAKES SENSE OwO
YOUR NAME LMAOHEJEKJS
Ahhh thanks
Off topic but i love your pfp
@@jamesmadison8279 thanks!
Who else is here bc Malinda’s newest video saying this was her favorite translation?
I was lucky enough to see Hamilton. It was a beautiful show with an incredible cast. I loved every second of it
I still heard these lyrics in the beginning
No one:
My last three brain cells: *put the spoon in a sacred place, connected to the brain*
lol
Why did this make me burst out laughing 😂😂😂😂😂😂
This made me laugh so hard!
Literally read at the same time she sang it
I know what. Ur talking about
"You cannot ever relax"
"What's your name, my cheater"
"He died"
All accurate.
Also when Laurens said he was going to die.
Uh oh, spoilers
@@ethanchen2396 "uh oh, but little does he know"
"HiS dAuGhTeRs, pEgGy, AnGeLiCa, EliZA!"
The first song pretty much goes through the whole plot. That’s all you have to listen to
@@babybear7081 yea i... know...
I've listened to the entire soundtrack a couple times lol
Can we just say what a good actor she is? Like kudos to her
My favorite lines were "this baby is a man" , "bacon" , and "diabetes is not available for sale" also "he died" 😂😂😂😂
My favorite founding father is Alexander Lukashenko. He was also formally referred to as Hamilton Alaska
Your Friendly Local Assassin yes, this is indeed TRUE.
"your friendly local assassin" is a really good name!!!
I LOVE THIS XD
But his name isn't Alexander Lukashenko
Pancakes Puppy r/woooosh
"So what's your fave musical?"
Me:Lukashenko.
Lots of practice, just like Lafayette rapping in Guns and Ships
A belarusian musical
Nonononoon it’s Alaska, his name *IS* *NOT* Alexander Lukashenko
@@sophiesilver5284 Alaska Lukashenko
Ok the Lukaschenko thing hasn’t aged well
Everyone: Alexander Lukashenko.
Me: A PERSON DROWN IN A TOILET?!?!
“We had to cope with him.”
Bootiful
*"what's your name, my cheater"*
Painfully accurate
Jadyn Beech **gasp*maria*
*maria reynolds has left the chat*
THATS WHAT I SAID! 🤣
Lol😂😂👍👍
Alexander Lukashenko is my name
"By being a lot smarter"
Translate: "Alcoholics are very wise"
*pounds three shots of whiskey* I mean not wrong
Said the alcoholic
kay ferguell iLLumiNati ConFiRmEd
Jacksepticeye: *Downs scotch* Ya got your shit right
RAISE A GLASS TO FREEDOM~
...
It's not wrong, if you can call Hamilton wise...
"Diabetes is not on sale"
Damn i was thinking to buy some diabetes
SAME!
Those expressions and lyrics. I was laughing so hard. Absolutely loved it!! Also congrats on managing to make something of that name, and again all those expressions really killed it, awesome work!!
no apology is necessary for this
@Arsly _GachaGacha no Lin needs to for not making this amazing Hamiltonian
Wow second reply on a verified person
Why are there so little replies?
*the baby is a man-*
@@hxny_comb6493 Lukashenko*
"Put the spoon in the sacred place connected to the brain" ... I think that's exactly how Google Translate writes these lyrics.
O my god ure right
*gt has become aware*
666
Hmm... Does it mean the mouth is a sacred place, or something nastier? LMFAO
(And yeah, I'm absolutely not wasting my time instead of writing my assignment...)
That line kinda slaps tho
Diabetes is not available for sale
Every company that uses and sells Sugar: you sure about that?
"There is a lot of baldness and bribery the husband saw in the upcoming autumn *and drowned in the toilet* "
“We have to cope with him”
“What’s your name my cheater?”
And “there was a lot of baldness and bribery”
Yup that pretty much sums it up.
Jefferson has hair burr has none.
burr: **saying that he’s sick of people calling him a murderer and insane in ‘the world was wide enough’**
google translate burr: “and i? i am VERY crazy!”
I put Burn through Google Translate for no particular reason. Thought I would share what came out:
I have saved your letter you wrote to me
From the moment I read them, I knew you
I said you are my
I thought I
You know that the angelic says
When will we see the first letter?
Says
"Beware of this love
What you need to survive "
With my parent's words with my feelings
Your sentences left me without defense
You have built a paragraph
You built the cathedral
Rimago letters and wrote to me
Looking forward to the Mark answers in each line
Some sign when they were
The world seemed to be worse
Incite
You posted letters and wrote
I told the entire world as you've married this girl in bed
Cleaning your name lost
You know that the angelic says
When you read what you did?
Says
"You married Icarus
Flew also close to the sun "
And your words are obsessed with your inheritance
Terme your meaning phrases
You paranoid in each paragraph
How to perceive yourself
You
I deleted a narrative
To have a historical future as eleza react with brake heart
You torn everything, I am looking at
Incite
Looking how it burns
The world has the right to my heart
The world will not be placed in the bed
Don't meet what I said
URI memory
Burning letters who could redeem
You have lost all rights of my heart
I lost a room on the bed
I'll sleep in the office place
When you were just memories of my family
I hope you'll burn
I love how ironic it is that it says “interestingly you do not have to wait” when the original lyrics are “just you wait, just you wait.”
"there is a lot of baldness and bribery"
Basically Hamilton in a nutshell
More like burr
Just American politics in general
No not really
@@alexan2717 Quite frankly
burr, george eacker, george washington, james madison, hercules mulligan, and some people in ensemble
“Alcoholics are very wise”
Said the alcoholic
Lol
Lololol
Noble Productionz *That’s what she said*
666
Lol
*He drowned in the toilet*
The most underrated line in the translation
Lmao yeah
I've watched the actual _Hamilton_ film, and I found this quite an entertaining way of warning what happens if you rely entirely on Google Translate for translating things into other languages! For example, how did the main character, Alexander Hamilton, turn into Belarusian leader Alexander Lukashenko, the self-described "last dictator in Europe"? Well, as an American of Belarusian descent, I'd say that Sasha _has_ "sinned many things".
Thanks for the video!
"HE DIED!"
Well, that was a serious spoiler, I'm gonna see if I can refund these...
"NO REFUND FEES"
O-ookay...
Yeah, a SERIOUS spoiler, its not like everyone dies eventually lol
@@lydiatrost6091 SHHHHHHHHHH
And then I learned that diabetes wasn’t even for sale like that’s why I came! Like, if their not going to sell diabetes then I deserve a refund!!
I mean in the original song they literally told you who killed him and how, so-
At least we now know the treatment for planet
" what's your name MY CHEATER?"
Ouch burr , save that for eliza
*мαяу кιтту* nah. Hamilton cheated on Burr with Eliza ;)
Or......Hamilton cheated on Burr with Eliza ;)
Naw, Hamilton cheated on Burr with Laurens
Hamilton, actually-Lukashenko, had a husband who unfortunately drowned in the toilet
The fact that someone took the time to do this is amazing. Respect ✊🏻😂😂😂😂
Also she has a good voice
People back here after years because of the 10 years later video
👇🏻
“You can log into New York!”
*raises eyebrow*
*flips open laptop*
Sophia Redwood me💀
Meee
It means I can BE THE NEW YORKKK!!!!
LapiewlotTheWeirdPerson But internet connection is required.
That's why you don't trust Cali...
"Hey Cali said."
Me: "who is Alexander Lukashenko?"
*searches Alexander Lukashenko*
Alexander Lukashenko is the president of Belarus.
Me: *visible confusion*
HE'S ACTUALLY GONNA BE PRESIDENT NOW
actually gonna be president now
Everyone: **tries to make a character for Alexander Lukashenko**
Belarussians: *I AM FOUR PARALLEL UNIVERSES AHEAD OF YOU*
@@stevenbobbybills Thats one more thing to worry about,
oNe mOrE tHiNg tO wOrRy AbOuTtTTT!
Steven Bobby Bills I CAME AS SOON AS I HEARD!
Sophie Silver *angelica*
All the way from Iceland? DAMN
“Bacon”
“Diabetes is not for sale “
Ah yes, the secretary of the treasury, Alexander Lukashenko.
"Am I? I'm going to die."
Yes, sadly Laurens, yes you are.
@@sunnie8954 I'm glad it made you laugh
Im not sure i should be laughing as much as i am
@@jamesmadison8279 LMAO
AM I?
@@cymarie_ yes 😼
“What’s your name, my cheater?”
“You will never rest”
*Guys, I think Google Translate is trying to tell us something*
y e s
*y e s ~*
I didn't know Eliza made google translate
xD
I need to see Lin Manuel Miranda react to this!
This was beautiful. You're the first human being to make something of a Weird-Al level of quality.
Actually weird-al was the first one to do that.
@@lDontExist listen here you little -
Original: And I,
I'm the damn fool that shot hi-
Google translate: I AM VERY CRAZY
Guess King George interrupted Burr
Somewhere Burr is turning in his grave
I think Burr admitted he is insane
This was all so amusing, but this was when I lost it 🤣
I don't like Google Translate
Me: Mammy, can we see Hamilton?
Mammy: We have Hamilton at home
Hamilton at home:
Lol
100th like
This comment is underrated
@@dahyun_chaeyoung2169 Thanks
@Carolyn Foley Irish, mate.
This is my favourite song now
0:20 Being in an orphanage, seriously growing up missing even one parent can seriously up a kid, but orphans in the system get royally screwed up
"I'm the damn fool that shot him"
Google translate: So basically you're saying "I am very crazy."
*Me BeFoRe I wAtChEd HaMiLtOn*
This line here was by far the best because how well it fit while not fitting at all
'We have to cope with him' was the most accurate Lyric ever
Silver Morningstar yep
1:44 this is going to be a very short musical then, i guess lmao
2:22 lol
2:42 _"'Enter me' He says in parentheses"_
3:22 audition judges casting another actor
When you need your dad to buy something lol 0:33
Dang
Thrift stores go down to 0.074 dollar items now?
“Alcoholics are very wise” is something I imagine Laurens has said while drunk at 2 AM
True
Personal planning
Yes
Definitely. Y E S
*laurnce
"I'm the damn fool that shot him"
Translate: "I am very crazy"
Me: Well. Aaron. That label does suit you quite well.
So True lol
He died. No refund fees
I beg to differ
Edit: at times
How is he crazy
OMG THANK U THANK U THANK U GUYS SO MUCH FOR THE LIKES!!!
People: So who is your fav portrayal of Aaron Burr?
Me: Uhhh... It's complicated.
“I have sinned many things.”
“I have a million mistakes”
"And I have sinned many things. Interestingly, you do not have to wait."
Did you mean: *_Hamilton Act II_*
Jester McLester yeah😂😂😍
TRUE THATS WHAT I THOUGHT
😂😂😂
ikr
lol, tru
This is legendary. "THIS BABY IS A MAN!" "Bacon....spices....."
"Put the spoon in the sacred place"
"Diabetes is not for sale."
McDonald's: *say sike right now*
I don’t know what to say... this is a genius comment
This is so amazing lmao (also 1000th like hehe)
“Do you know what the script says? How do we know if you can play?” classy fourth wall break
three headed mountain dew I love it when Google Translate seems to know what's it's doing just enough to throw in a joke.
Yep, Google even made a brilliant joke too! ;)
Id love to hear a genuine cover of Alexander Hamilton from Malinda. Her voice is so good!
“There is a lot of baldness and bribery”
Literally James Reynolds
“Bacon”
Me: * giggles *
“... spice”
Me: * laughs hysterically *
Jezmus boi, same XD
And everything nice please
Alexander Hamilton got so pissed at losing the election he moved to Belarus, changed his last name, and became dictator.
This video in a nut shell:
Alexander Hamilton didn’t run in 2000
i actully believed this before searched alexander lukashenko up.
and drowned in the toilet apparently
'We have to cope with him' took me OUT
You should do this with the whole musical and publish it to Broadway as Lukanshenko.
The story of Alexander Lukanshenko. It'll be legendary
"you can never relax" LITERALLY THE OPPOSITE OF WHAT EVERYONE IN HAMILTONS SAYS OTHER THAN HAMILTON HIMSELF
_WHY DO YOU ALWAYS WRITE LIKE YOU'RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME_
Nekai write Day and Night like you're running out of time
Majken Eriksson why do you always write like you're running out of time is a line from hamilton-
Nekai I think they got that...they followed it with the next line
Ella Naphin oh nvm then i was just being stupid