Our Hot Takes That Will Get Us CANCELLED! The Ramble Ep 9
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- čas přidán 27. 02. 2024
- Whats up y'all?! Sorry the hot mess express is arriving late to the station today we just got off the plane back from JAPAN! in todays episode we expose our hot takes that will most likely get us cancelled but oh well! Let us know what your hot takes are and maybe we'll react to some of them in the next video!
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SORRY FOR THE LATE UPLOAD YALL! We just got back from Japan 🇯🇵
I was soooooo scared y’all wasn’t gonna upload 😂❤
I’m literally dying at us and the receding gums we were literally talking about the same thing just upper teeth and lower teeth. We are so damn dumb 😂😂😂
Omg Trade Mark Thee Hot Mess Express before Jacklyn Hill takes it lmao!
I AM DEAD HAHAHAHAA! I swear if she comes out with a podcast called hot mess express i will be TRIGGERED! 😂😂
Missed you two ❤️ loving the “bum” looks, this is the only podcast that feels like we’re all in the room with you guys.
Also….. I’m waiting for merch that says Ma’am. Ma’am. Ma’am. 😂😂
LMFAO! Imagine if you had to play take a shot every time we say “ma’am” lmfao! That would be dangerous 😂😂😂
So basically I’d be dead 😂😂😂 my tolerance is low, I’m old💀
Lmfaooo Tim taking the would you rather so damn literal🤣 love y’all!!!!
“Do you have a pet at home cause I’m concerned” 😭 she’s so funny
I love the Jelly's tattoo design in front of her calf
Right, so s!ck
Not BE PREPARED TO CANCEL US!!!! 😂😂😂 everything 👏👏👏 don’t rver change y’all x
Lmfao! There’s no going back now lmao 😂😂😂 thanks for watching boo 😘😘
I enjoyed this podcast SO MUCH!!! Oh my goodness, not me pausing the video every other minute to answer a question or to think about what my opinion is on the specific topic 🤣🤣
Btw, Jelly her tattoo is amazing, gorgeous!!! 🔥
Much love from Amsterdam! ❤
OMG I LOVE AMSTERDAM!!! Thank you so much for the love boo 🥰😘
I think jelly was right when talking about bisexuality because it typically refers to someone's sexual orientation meaning who they are attracted to. If someone is engaging in same sex intercourse for money (and not because of attraction) I don't think that they would be technically bisexual even thou they are having sex with both sexes. I think they are a straight person having same sex intercourse for money, not bisexual imo
Gelly girl all I want to do is roll up with u!
And tim been a follower of yours for YEARS I love you and so proud of how far u have come !!! And so for gelly!! I love y’all by far my favorite podcast ❤️
Omggg thank you boo!!!! We appreciate the love and support so much 🥰😘
Not me smoking early this morning freaking out y’all commented 🥰🥰🥰
Love the hot takes! On a side note Tim your couch needs a cup holder lol. I dont know why but the cups balancing in-between the legs gets my anxiety going. But thats a "me" problem i take responsibility for my triggers 😂. Hope you guys had fun in Japan!
Lmfao! I need a damn podcast set 😭😭😭 one day!!!
I totally see where jelly was coming from with the bisexuality topic. Bisexuality involves genuine romantic feelings/attraction whereas engaging in same sex activities for money has more of a transactional aspect to it and Tim… I died and HOWLED at the banana spray 😂😭 I’m so excited for tomorrow’s episode! You two are my absolute favorite people 🩷
Omg! Y’all posted perfect timing. I was just broken up with and need a laugh! I’m a hot mess with y’all tonight 😂
OMGGG!!! Noooooo 😭😭😭 hope you’re doing good boo, I’m sorry 😭
I love that you guys do long episodes!
They legit can be 4 hours long cause we talk so much lmao 😂
@@Theramblepodlisten, we would not complain if they were!
Tim, I can really relate to you in the sense of being “hyper independent” or whatever the term is 😂 I was in an extremely toxic relationship for 6 years (oh the stories I could tell 💀) and I finally got the courage to leave and have been single for 2 years. I haven’t once tried to date since being single, I’m so used to being alone now. I think as well when you’ve had a bad previous relationship it takes a lot to risk getting into another relationship that could potentially be traumatic. It also took me nearly two years to actually sleep with someone else and I was BLIND drunk 😂😂😂 one day we will be ready to rely on someone else again - maybe. LOVE LOVE LOVE the ramble pod. Would love you two to do a segment where you get your subscribers to send in drunk stories and you read them out. I got some good ones I think you two would love and wouldn’t judge me for 😂😂 love all the way from Aus 🇦🇺
I’m so happy you brought up Ralphie May RIP you’ve always reminded me of him 🥹 you guys would have been best friends tbh
Also I work at a comedy club if you’re in Illinois holla! I’ll hook it up with tickets for you guys 🤍🤍🤍🤍
Omg you’re so sweet thank you boo! And i looooved Ralphie he was mine and my fams fave comedian!!!
@@Theramblepod I bartend so I’ll make it exxxxxxxtra strong for my two favorites 🥹
hey cuties!!! literally been refreshing my youtube cause i’ve been bored and nothing catching my attention and finally refreshed and here yall are 🎉🎉 hope your trip was fun!
Heyyy boo!!! Sorry for the delay! But hopefully our japan story time will be on time lol! Thank you so much for kicking it with us boo 🥰😘
I was waiting for yall to upload all day 😍 I love yall
Yay!!! Sorry all late boo i intended on pre uploading this while we were in japan but i was soooo busy there i didn’t have time 😭
Watching this episode while I'm getting ready to go out 🎉 Love this podcast!!!
On my lunch break listening. ❤😂
I am 💀💀 the whole time!! Love new subscriber ☺️💕
Yayyyy welcome to the hot mess express!!!! Thanks for coming to kick it with us 🥰😘🥰
Y’all are too much! Love it 😅❤
All the love from Toronto!!! I love your podcast!!!
Not me panicking yesterday when I didn’t see you upload 😅 Also I agree about the EMOTIONAL Support Animals not being allowed in… but Service Animals should always be allowed because it’s linked to health issues that only a dog could help regulate due to their senses. I do think laws do change so we are able to ask for proof because so many people LIE. Sorry I’ve worked in restaurants and it was one of my biggest pet peeves
Glad y’all got home safely! Can’t wait to hear about it ❤
THANK YOU BOO! Story time coming up asap! 🇯🇵🥰🇯🇵🥰
This🤗, much needed while packing. Honestly you gurls rock and are hilarious
Oooohhh where are you going??? Thank you for watching boo!!! 😘😘😘
Yass!! Just in time to have a special gummy bear and polish my nails 💅🏽💅🏽💅🏽💅🏽💅🏽💅🏽
What’s in that gummy bear 🧐 lmao!
…. A special blend of 11 herbs and spices 😂😂😂😂😂😂
I am so with Jelly on this one about Beyoncé,I’ve always felt this way.
Goodness gracious more than one in Missouri!? (Midwester here) 💀🤣
Hmmm so what’s really going on over there??? Lmfao 😂😂😂
LOVE this duo 🫶🏼🥰
On the topic of the dad- I always believe (from experience) that with things like dementia and ms and such when you see them fade well before they are gone. I find it almost comforting because like you said you can still cherish time, and get things you wanna say oht.. and for me sometimes going through so much of it I feel like You grief the loss of them before the grief of death. They feel very different for my friends/family like that
MAAM!! When you said churches should pay taxes…. The way i screamed AMEN 😂😂 Tax them mfers
BOBBY I LOVE YOU PURRRR lmao that was the title😂😂😂
Tim, I agree with you regarding the Barbie movie.
Hope your trip was the best you two 🎉😊
Thank you!!! We’re gonna have a lil story time up hopefully within the next two episodes!! 🥰🥰🥰
Tim: your ex dude has periodontal disease, that explains the receding gums and the funk- I’m a dental assistant, we can smell perio a mile away lol, that being said you sprayed the banana spray in his mouth 😂😂😂😂😂I’m 💀💀💀💀
👋 right on time!
Omg Jellyyy!!! Beyonce & Rihanna & Taylor Swift r SOOOOO OVERRATED!😂😂😂 & When Jelly said it’s like a Cult! AGREED!!👏🏽👏🏽
I’m waiting for her information to be released on the dark web cause the stand are gonna come for her lmao 😂
Jelly your tattoo is so beautiful!
You were right btw Tim, it was Hannibal Lecter that cut the face off and put it on himself lol
Thereee Charlie partieeee omg
HOT MESS EXPRESSSSSS PURR 😻 where’s the merch😍
I wish u guys were my friends 😂😭
THANK YOU JELLY, I have always thought Beyonce was overrated. It takes a team of 5+ people to write her repetitive lyrics. Yeah she can sing but I won't go out of my way to listen.
Ahh I agree my kid has only had ginger ale and hates soda. But my hot take is letting you kid drink from a bottle so long they have bottle rot!
Honestly not surprised San Antonio is on there
Lmfao! Well it seems like ima have to go take a visit hahaha 😂😂😂
100% agree that children should not be drinking soda
I was refreshing all day on Wednesday 😅
Yes to now having soda in a bottle and bundle up your babies!! Quick story: we were in a MLKjr parade Feb dead winter in Midwest Oklahoma and these two boys were simply dropped of by their parent no word of watch them, no coats..just lite jackets no gloves no hats no scarves…my kids, Guuurl! were so bundled up they looked like the boy from Christmas Story OK. Luckily I had extra coats gloves and hats in my car and I kept those boys near me the entire parade and waited for their parent to pick them up (mind you 30 minutes after parade broke up and left!!) and we told the mother how cold it was and next time provide coats for your kids. I was LIVID MAMA BEAR. .
21:20 I went to see the iconic George Lopez in my city last weekend & one of the opening comedians got cussed out by some guy in the audience cause he took offense to his joke, but in the comedian's defense everyone booed that guy as security escorted him out (they did tell us to not shout out anything during the show before entering). It was crazy, just walk yourself out if youre not happy geez.
We need a maaaaain
And sit right here
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I think the whole getting paid for sex with two dudes is just “gay for pay” but bisexuality is more what gelly was saying!
clicked soo fast boots xx
Don’t cancel us 😖😂🥰😘
Also that is always my method for farting and it's very quiet and makes a minimal impact
Ohhhh papi
Oh shit I didn't mean to post so fast! On the bottom Era topicccc- There is something called the switchsub, when they are more leaning sub but can switch up, and then also SwitchMasc, which is the opposite lol.. my fiance thought she was straight sub still she learned lmaooo, I like it especially when people call us "Chapstick Lebsians" because we aren't lipstick but not butch 😅😅😂😂😂 bahaha
I agree- in comedy nothing should be off limits. I have soooo much gripe with over trigger culture. Like, girl- do I have a mouth full about that shittttt!
Felt! I’m bi possibly pan im low key confused-lmao cause im in the closet to my family im a dom ass bitch but personally I think the right partner could have you switch tbh when I’m the most comfortable I do (almost) whatever I’m more open when I’m in love vs just a hookup
@SadGirlsRUs absolutely, I feel like the lines get blurred the more you go down it... cause when you think about the sub does control the situation and Dom controls the circumstance, I think when you find the right person that pull to try the other side gets stronger. Yano
@@sarasabotage986 exactly!!!! Its all about sexual chemistry 🧪 & personal preference the right person can change that 😍 love is so different than just a relationship where you’re just there dating casually
Your mom's aunt reminds me of my grandma(my mom's mom) but remind me with a slight twist which is my grandma always treated my mom like shit like she was better then my mom and that rest of her children & their children are better then my mom & my sister's but my mom always kept loving her no matter what.
Point is one day out of the blue when my aunt's son(my cousin) came out as gay he first went to his family awhile ago but he was specifically coming out as gay to our grandmother who he was very nervous on doing because our grandmother is a strict holier-than-thou roman catholic so he finally came out to her which of course she wasn't thrilled about it and because he came out as gay in her eye's she now finally thought my mom was good enough to hangout with because after all my mom is the one who has four daughters we are all good girls but out of the four of us I was the one who always was messing upnin life and because of this it made my grandmother feel like my mom wasn't good enough to be around her..
When my aunt's son came out gay to her(speaking of our grandmother) she saw it as good finally out of the three grandchildren from this one has one messed up kid she saw it as fare trade fair equality their for my mom was finally good enough and my grandmother is so devilish she tried to gossip to my mom about my cousin/my mom's nephew and my mom had to put her foot down and tell her in spanish she don't do gossiping and woof their we're some other choice words but my momma stood her ground along with standing up for her nephew...
Why must so many of us deal with insane family members like these??? Oh lord bless all of us knowing we folks share the same blood/slight dna with them🧬🩸🫠
I totally agree with you, the Barbie movie did suck! I understood the message but it wasn’t an OMG kinda message lol And I think people were bashing on the ones saying it sucked because they want everything to have a deeper meaning. Like, I’m so over people digging for the root of something or the meaning of this or that when many times it’s just a movie or a show!!
My sisters for months have been telling me how good it is. We’re having a movie night and watching it today. 😬😬😬
How to model Christian louboutins.
Omg yea!!! Barbie was not it and it was so disappointing to me. And as for the hot take on dogs. I am a dog lover but I do not think dogs should be at restaurants or groceries stores and such. Mainly because not everyone trains their dog correctly and things can go south for no reason. Take them on walks or play before going out so they can be worn out sleeping while out.
Love your podcast!!! Jelly, I totally agree with you about Beyonce. She is overrated and some of her fans 🙄. It is just annoying when they think she deserves all of the awards when there are other artists that are equally as good and actually write all of their music.
Mikey Cyrus
Okkayyyyyy ❤❤❤ jelly and her bare face 🫶🏽💗 period boo 💞💞
I agree Barbie was not as good as everyone made it out to be. But I don’t get how it’s political? They’re not trying to make you believe men < women. It’s trying to describe sexism from the perspective opposite of what has been, historically the case. It felt like a cheesy movie and not really good for other reasons to me tbh
Service dogs are used for different reasons for people with disabilities like myself and it's really sad to hear ppl that I listen to weekly take that type of approach. This is why the world is the way it is. Hope the podcast thrives. Good luck you guys #Epilepsy 💜
@Jelly_rambles I appreciate the reply
Hey boo i understand why you took it that way as we didn’t specify but we were specifically referring to the ppl who over use the system such as ppl who just say “oh i have anxiety” to make their dog a service dog. Obviously ppl with actual disabilities need the service dogs we are aware of that
I see him as a pug 1:44:48
To go off the service animal thing, I think you guys are getting service animals and emotional support animals confused. Service animals work, they detect health issues such as low blood sugar, fainting, seizures ect ect they’re there for medical handicaps. They are the animals allowed in stores and restaurants, because people need them to survive but emotional support pets are legally (in my state) not held to the same level as a service dog
Finally someone said I can't stand Beyoncé good vocalist but she ain't she my jive and I don't care for her country song's either but here is a hot take the reason she did country was because it boils down to black people & her feeling the need to do the racial black narrative kinda similar to how all these remake movies their outting in place black people and the movie is absolutely ruined not because pf the black person but because the political push narrative their doing.
Also glad to finally hear someone not liking Taylot Swift because I too don't like her not even a little..