We Got Tipsy & Exposed Our Most Embarrassing Stories! The Ramble Ep.13
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- čas přidán 26. 03. 2024
- Whats up yall?! Today we're giving all new meaning to the hot mess express by sharing our most embarrassing stories lmao!
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Ooook yall we need honesty here! Who is into Mr Sniffer?!? Don’t lie to us yall! 😂😂😂😂
LMFAOOOOO expose yourself!!!! 😂😂😂
Also it's Dallas's loss, you're a queen Jelly. He can go "distract" himself. ❤
AMEN!
Thank God for a friend like Tim to infer the bs!
Come on skat play lmfao 😂😂😂😂
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I’m telling ya the podcast hits different at work! Literally a lifesaver. Feels like hanging with friends! 🎉
Heyyy boo!!! We love keeping you some company at work 🥰🥰🥰
Mr. Sniffy is definitely a serial killer, like he'd want to wear your skin type of serial killer 😬 Also you should've told your Nonna to buy herself a dub with that $20 😂
Lmfao!!! Oh trust she got way more than a dub lmao! Mr sniffy is creepy af! I low key wanna have him on the pod hahaha
I love that my day off falls on THE RAMBLE DAY! 🎉
Wednesdays are officially my favorite days of the week. Legit makes my mornings at work so much easier. Yall lookin good! Tim flex on em with the Panda Dunks! Also Jelly is seerrrviiiing ... love the outfit, the makeup, the hair...EVERYTHING
question "a 5 will do you dirty" is that a Dallas reference? live update ...just kidding I just had to shut up and keep watching, but honestly he needs to get the fuck over it. A distraction? Grow up, you either want to or you don't but COMMUNICATE that... we're adults like give the person the respect of your intentions and keep it real or keep it pushin'
@Jelly_rambles girl I’m not even saying this just to say this. HIS LOSS.
You're right about grudges. Holding onto pain from others is like drinking poison everyday and hoping it hurts the other person.
“CRISS CROSS APPLE SAUCE” 🗣️🗣️🗣️ - Jelly 😂
Omg 37 he needs to grow up. Hella excuses. Biiiiiiiiiiiiiii
FOR REAL! I’m like ooook maybe he should’ve figured things out in his 20’s 😵💫
Late night cleaning and I feel like my cousins are over and we’re all just shootin the sh!t lol love you guys
Love the long episodes 🫶🏻
Yayyy! Thank you boo 🥰🥰🥰
The way I stay seated every Wednesday for this I love y’all, so funny 😂
Yall need to do an AITA segment !!! I’d love to hear your hot takes lol
Deadass Jelly and I were gagging at the same time 😂 and once you said she was dramatic I was like “ooop” 🫢😂 I swear eye watering and everything 😂😂😂
Girl that last story Jelly said is actually crazy I'm happy nothing bad happened because it could have gone south with the wrong person fr
I love that the episodes are long ❤
Yayyy! We can talk for dayyyssss lmao 😂
This podcast is the best thing to ever exist! Ya’ll have me genuinely laughing OUT LOUD! I am wishing you guys nothing but more success because you both deserve it.🙌🏼
About to go through my stuff to put a bunch of stuff like clothes up for Facebook marketplace 😂😂😂 you guys are the PERFECT entertainment so I’ll get through it so fast
Lmfao you get that stuff listed boo and make that money!!!
This episode took me out! I remember pissing on a random house at like 19 in the burbs and the lights turned on! I dam near shit myself 😂💩💩💩💩🍍🍍
Lmfaooo!!! Hahaha we’ve been on plenty of ring cameras peeing we’re sure 😂😂😂😂
@Theramblepod I was so drunk I yelled I just wanted to water your grass... 🌿🌿🌿
Good job on the consistency! Love that for you guys!
I don’t do tik tok tho. I refuse lol
It’s all good we are here every Wednesday! Also we’ll be uploading “shorts” here too 🥰🥰🥰
This is exactly the distraction I needed at work. Mourning a 7 year relationship/15 year friendship and you guys are making me feel so not alone 🥲🫶🏻
I promised myself I would never be on TikTok but you two are gonna make me break that promise 😂 ❤
Yayyyy! Well also if you don’t like tiktok we’ll be uploading shorts here too 🥰🥰🥰
3 things !!!
1st …Don’t download pure ! Its trash!!!! Creepers !!!
2nd….. love the dress
3rd ….. Gelly ! I will go with you to get CHEAP massages I love me a gentle touch 😂
Yes finnaly first. Guess what guys at work watching ma’am
Ayyyy 🥰
💖On Wednesday’s, we watch THE RAMBLE💖 Love you both, I legit watch your episodes multiple times cause y’all are my faves! And this Sniffer foolio sounds like Joe from the TV show “YOU”! 🤣 That boy is CRAY CRAY! And speaking of CRAY CRAY, can you talking about the 💩 going down with Diddy?!? 😳
Girrrrrl we’re gonna talk about the next week cause omg!!! That’s some crazy stuff right there! And Mr sniffer is beyond crazy! I want him on the podcast lmao 😂😂😂
@@Theramblepod OMG?!? The things I am hearing about DIDDY HE DO IT is 🤯🤯🤯! Kat Williams was right 🧐 Things are coming to light in 2024! Also! You guys should do quick reviews of the most recent episodes of 90 Day! I know they do well on TikTok and I love watching those 😂 especially from you both! Can’t wait for the Patreon 💖
Jelly you look BEAUTIFUL!!!! DAMNNNN GIRL!!!! Can’t wait for this episode you guys make my week!! It’s so exciting to see you two grow the pod!!!!! 🥰
“Pineapple ayyyyyyyyy” 😂🍍🍍🍍🍍
🍍 this podcast really gets me thru the week 😂 & question - would u guys ever do a meet and greet ? Or like a small dinner with some of us
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Hear me out- a full episode of subscriber suggestions. Like drinks or food. I would love to hear you guys ramble about foods! Haha
Ooooh don’t get me started on food lol my life long passion 😂😂😂
Im so obsessed with watching yall! 🥰🥰
Yes, come on Piranha! My sisters and I took my nephew there last year for his gay bachelor party. He was SO lit 😂 A few Drag Race queens were also there. What cool Tias, right?!
We looove piranha!!! Can yall take us?! Lmfaooo 😂😂😂
Omg leggggoooooo
Fast car is theeee best song ever, makes me wanna cry every time . Love y’all
Great episode ❤🍍
Damn, it’s Dallas loss. I swear some men especially now, want and need to be chased. Y’all I’m so hooked on these podcast episodes. I’m watching while I drive, shower, eat, smoke etc lmao
Jelly is so beautiful! I want to see her fit standing up cause her style is dope and I love that hippie dippie top!!
Love u guys! 🍍🍍
Love the stories, especially the dating ones. It reminds me one when I did the apps before I meet my husband, I would send screenshots of all the crazy to friends 🍍🍍
The synchronized “anyways” 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Dallas is wack, he’s lucky Jelly even gave him the time of day in the first place 👋🏻
Tim I can relate to being drunk and looking after a stranger. This story will blow your mind (and hopefully make you laugh as I am well aware I am unhinged when I drink). I went to a wedding so I had started drinking about 11am because that’s who I am as a person. Long story short, after the wedding me and a group of friends decided to go to the clubs and keep partying. So at this point it was about 11:30pm so I had been drinking for quite some time and was lit af. Long story short, my friends were ready to leave and go to kick ons at their air bnb and as we were leaving I saw this girl outside the club (I didn’t know her). She had clearly been spiked and the security guards didn’t really give a fuck. I was blind at this point but as Jelly said even when you’re blind drunk your subconscious is still in play. So I told my friends to go ahead and I’ll catch up with them because I couldn’t let this poor girl just be outside the club by herself. I took it upon myself in my drunken state to get in a cab with her, paid for her trip home took her inside, showered her and put her to bed and then just walked out the front door 😂 I woke up the next day and was still drunk and me and my friends were having a big old chat about the night before, it wasn’t until 3 hours later I was sitting there and I’m like “guys I just remembered something” and told them the story and I was like “I have no idea how I ended up at the air bnb after leaving that girl’s house” I didn’t have any bank transactions for an Uber or a taxi but know for damn sure I didn’t walk to the other side of town. Here comes the unhinged part of my story (if this first part didn’t do it for you) apparently I had hitch hiked to the air bnb, I just rocked up in this Ute and walked in the front door 😂😂 my friend said she went out to check with this guy as to who the fuck he was when I arrived and he said “she was stumbling across the road and I pulled over and asked if she was okay and she asked if I could drop her here” 😂😂 the girl I helped ended up finding me on Insta and thanking me for helping her get home 😅
Okayyy Tim on here giving trade 🔥😘
Okay Mr sniffer is literally the dude that read 50 shades of grey one fucking time and made that shit his personality fucking cringe 🤣🤣
I always make it to the end girl
Guys next week make Gypsy Rose getting divorced a hot topic!
Love listening to you two banter and joke! I have a couple recommendations for some aesthetics…get a sparkly cute material to hang behind you guys to spice it up a bit. Catch hobby lobby on those 50% days for material. Second, get a tray to set in the middle so you guys don’t have to hold ur drinks!!
I always always stay till the end. 🍍 ❤
Not Timona! 😂 Azealia is my problematic fav 🙈 fun fact Black people invented country music! it dates back to the banjo, derived from an African instrument slaves brought to America with them. I did love Renaissance and Drunk In Love will always hit but I agree about Beyoncé influencing and gaining momentum because of her money. Personally though I love to see people of color succeed in a world where many don’t want to see us win. I do hope she features other black country artists in her new album!!
I would like to call in and share my blackout story! Uff, the cautionary tales…. 😅
Omg i totally remember that live 😂
I am so sad I was at work listening to Tim’s shit story because I couldn’t properly cackle omg 😭😭😭
Yas!!! The follow up on Mr sniffers… my friend and I were hit up by several men with the same lines on pof not nothing nasty like sniffers but still I wondered how many people that worked on too.. Tim I had a similar story at claim jumper I was 8.5 months pregnant stomach did the same thing as I get into the restroom I now have to not only shit but vomit too so I was like what’s worse to clean up figured shit was so I sat on the toilet and vomited on the side washed up went the the front and said someone threw up in the bathroom lol I almost got away with it but then my dad told the people I’m sorry my pregnant daughter threw up in the bathroom and I was the only pregnant person there 🥺🤦🏻♀️ love y’all I follow everything!! Until next Wednesday 🍍🍍🍍🍍🍍🍍🍍
All I heard From Dallas is excuses excuses excuses. Boy bye 🙄
I’ll be rolling up in LA in a couple of days, and I can’t wait! What is the one place that I cannot miss? What’s your favorite spot to eat? I need some help from the locals!💗
@Jelly_rambles tomorrow is my last full day, and I’m going to try really hard to get there! We’re going to the beach for a bit in the morning, but I’m going to try to break free from my mom and Auntie (they are in their 80s. lol). I just want to have a nice lunch and a cruise in the BMW they upgraded me to!!💖💖💖
Mr. Sniffleuffagus 😂😂😂 edited to add he sounds like a cross between jigsaw and that guy that says Sensational at the end of all his videos…. Now regarding Dallas, Jelly- mama you’re young theres so much time to hold more auditions. That’s all he was was an audition. Better that he showed his ass now rather than a year down the road or something, you know? Yall need to come visit AZ and have some beverages with me and my bestie!!💕
🍍 🍍 I loved this messy ass episode ❤
I live in Dallas!! We ride at dawn 💪
Jelly looking so good 😍😍
Omg poor Nana 😂
Raaaaaaaaaaaan to the podcast ❤
Bro Tim’s embarrassing story had me fucking dyinggg 😭
Darius Rucker former front man of hootie and the blowfish is pretty successful in country music
I NEVER cared for patreon...but dammit u guys go on there ima have to ❤
Jelly you are so pretty chica! Also, I've been to Joe's Mothership, and its dopeee!👽🛸 l
Distraction? Please. Girl you and Tim are the highlight of my Wednesday. At 37 you're still being distracted?! Bye. I hate the games. And then to say all that but still want to invite you over. I would have blocked him right then and there.
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I'm on probation & I tried those non alcoholic drinks cause I'm not supposed to be drinking. They succcccc, waste of money
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How would you wipe with half the length arms 😂😂
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I do the deep breath and take shot and blow out since forever
you never taste it 😅😅
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Men want that grown woman energy and they think they can get that commitment vibe from women. But we see passed their BS
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Dallas wasn’t ready for you. He just wasted your time smh 🤦🏻♀️
If Jake wins it was a Bought Fight & I hope Mike Tyson Cashed Out Millions! & No one can convince me otherwise!
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Here is to all the fellow ladies who have made questionable decisions while intoxicated then to only have your closest friends & best friends laugh at your dumbass later🍍🍍🍍 😵🥳🎉 🤣🫣🤣 🍍🍍🍍
Mike Tyson is horrible with money so I have a feeling he’s gonna lose the fight for the payout
Last week was very off the rails. It didn’t bother me but I was like… ooo should I turn this off? Lol. Like it was something I wasn’t supposed to be listening to. It felt very invading privacy or eaves dropping haha. I kept listening though 😂
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