Nancy YDU I am a production engineer so I do sound, light, cameras, video. I can tell you now, it’s demanding. Especially after a 12/14 hour day already!,
My story, I always wake up chill and go to bed hyper. Nothing can bother me in the morning. I can do yoga, diary, and painting staff for hours. But in the evening I get overly talkative and dramatic.
My better half and I are both both. I'm very much a stoner with OCD etc, and he's a super chill yet responsible person. So we still balance out. That's what you gotta do.
I was just going to say the same thing. There must be some really hot ghost floating around, what with all the air humping and gyrating that just went on.
I always fall asleep during presentations. The only time I don't fall asleep in the dark in when I'm watching a movie, but I do get sleepy. Today, in second period, I fell asleep while writing an essay and had to get rid of 20,000 spaces cause I'd been mid-space when I finally dozed off. And that was with loud, hard beat, hip-hop music blasting in my headphones that I'd turned on with the intent of keeping myself away.
I lost it “those camel bladdered weirdoes” I only recently found out that not everyone sleeps right through the night (myself and my entire family can hold it) however I have roommates who wake up no matter what at 3am to use the bathroom. And I even asked them do they ever sleep right through and they said RARELY XD
I think dads in particular only increase their ability to sleep as time goes on. Watching the morning news, asleep. Sat down to read a book, asleep. Was having a conversation 5 minutes ago, asleep. Head touches something remotely resembling a pillow, instantly unconscious. Its incredible!
I've slept through a forest fire, a tornado, and on multiple occasions fell asleep on a plane before it took off and woke up after it landed. I think I know which one I am.
I once slept through an entire wake. My mom woke me up when she found me because i was right in front of the coffin and my head was resting on one of the mourners shoulders.
I'm definitely the hyper one in my relationship! ^_^ Though I don't have to get up to wee in the night usually... but it does take me forever to fall asleep at night. Meanwhile, my husband, flops his head on the pillow and is out within seconds. AND he can sleep through the baby's numerous wake-ups to the point where he honestly thought the bubs was sleeping through the night from day one. SO annoying...
I’m a little of both. I take forever to fall asleep but once I’m gone, I’m gone, there’s no hope. I’m constantly, like every 20min, getting up to go to the toilet despite only having half a litre of water but nothing during the night and power wizz in the morning.
I think I'm a mix.... it takes me FOREVER to fall asleep at night, but when I do, oh ho, I'm dead to the world.... maybe this is why I can't find a stable relationship....
I don't know who is more like Michael McIntyre.... this dude or Michael himself,same kind of jokes,same body movements, they even sound the same.... congrats if you read this u may now never unsee it
My husband falls asleep ALL THE TIME.....And he does lizard blinks. It's freaky and REALLY ANNOYING! He even fell asleep while eating his food on a plane and it fell in the aisle. I was too far away to help and the kids and I just pissed ourselves laughing.
My boyfriend does this... thankfully not while he's driving... but recently he fells asleep in front of a tv tray with a full glass of ice water on it and startled himself awake and kicked the whole tray across the room accidentally. hilar xD
@@akaSheilaalien Either a person has narcolepsy or not; there is no such thing as being able to control the sleeping while you drive but not at other times. Either you can stay awake or or you simply are incapable of staying awake. Narcolepsy is not a diagnosis of convenience.
My husband is the chilled one and I am the hyper one. I know this because my husband has literally slept through a fire fight and artillery fire and doesn't care about the bills being late. I however will stay up till 3am thinking about how I answered a question wrong when I was 12 and will panic about paying bills on time even though I have automatic payments set up. We work really well as a couple.
It's insane cause I am both of these people! I fall asleep everywhere and I slept through an entire 3 day hurricane no joke. But I am also hyperactive and I never fall asleep during movies
so funny! 😄😄 😄😄 wish more modern day comedians would incorporate physical comedy into their act - seems to be a dying art!..waving hello from the Pacific Northwest, USA! 👼💃👍🙌
lol I fall asleep with lights on and the TV playing some kind of show and I dont wake up until 11am in the morning and other nights I sleep in the darkness with no music and wake up 4am and completely feel fine
Oh frick. This is honestly the first time I’m saying I laughed my lungs out while meaning it! I’m frickin breathless, I really loved your set! Now I’m subscribed and about to go binge-watch all your videos
When he started this I thought "sounds exactly like my parents." My dad who can never just sit without doing anything, always being in motion, hypering that we'll be late and therefore wants us to leave early enought which always ends in us being at least 10min early. My mum who could sleep all the time, who's very chilled, has no problem lying on the couch having a nap after lunch. But then he talked about sleeping and that's a different field. When it comes to sleeping at night: switch. My dad goes to bed, falls asleep, snores, sleeps until his alarm rings and leaves for work. Mum takes forever to fall asleep, wakes up several times from whatever, has a hard time falling asleep again because her thoughts run high and she goes to the toilet at least twice after she went to bed. So, during the day she's chilled and he's hyper and at night it switches. and I'm kinda both
Lol! So accurate about the sleepers. I'm guilty of sleep anywhere anytime including in action movies so loud you'd think sleep was impossible. Star Trek 2, Bad Moms 😁
This is me on a plane journey. Every single time, I spend 3 hours trying to get comfy with my earplugs and neck pillow and blanket and eye mask, getting half an hour if I'm lucky. Bloke next to me: asleep before we've hit 30,000 feet.
Hahhaahaha the annoying dead bird head... soo me lol.. im the chilled one.. sleep anytime if im tired enough.. its awesome switch.. just shut down. And wake up lol 😂😂😂
Great stand up, great intellect and yep I am the hyper one and up now at 6am watching this after having to get up for a piss on Saturday morning after my last one at 1am. My wife is defo the chilled out one, like aaah look at the lights....
The angrier he gets, the more ferocious the hip gyrating gets.
Why is there no comments under this 😹
That's put an image in my head...
his mivements are fantastic
Joke’s on him, I’m both. I am a perfect storm of chaotic and chill. I am my own self contained couple.
Eos are you trying to say that your a single PrInGLe?👌
Same!
Same here. Explains why I am single. I am my better half.
@@shalingomez2647 Here are my people
Tbh the same 😂
"You have just lost your job, have some self respect. Where's your Insomnia?" 😂
Aqua 93 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Exactly
I want to like this but it's at 900 and i dont want to mess it up
CheshTheTheorist it’s at 3K now, you can like it now lol
@@CheshTheTheorist social media done fucked us up. 😂
That was indeed funny 😂
Props to the spotlight and camera people who had to follow this crazy ball of energy around.
Hah! You should see THEM!
I'd give anything to have that energy level, just for 6 months. I'd get so much done!
Nancy YDU I am a production engineer so I do sound, light, cameras, video. I can tell you now, it’s demanding. Especially after a 12/14 hour day already!,
How about people who switch to hyper and then chill later on? Is that why I'm single? 'Cause I'm dating myself?
Obito Uchiha Hey, be nice about yourself. I bet you are a total catch. You should feel lucky.
Obito Uchiha same with me I’m not both at the same time but I switch
We should date people who wake up chilled and go to bed hyper
My story, I always wake up chill and go to bed hyper. Nothing can bother me in the morning. I can do yoga, diary, and painting staff for hours. But in the evening I get overly talkative and dramatic.
My better half and I are both both. I'm very much a stoner with OCD etc, and he's a super chill yet responsible person. So we still balance out. That's what you gotta do.
That's me
So many hip movements... so many...
Evija3000
Not enough, more like.
Were his hips moving, or was the rest of his body moving?
I dubbed thee sir humpalot
Tryna hold in a whiz XD
I was just going to say the same thing. There must be some really hot ghost floating around, what with all the air humping and gyrating that just went on.
"It went so quickly" "DID IT?!"
oabuseer 😂😂😂😂
😜😂
😂😂😂😂😂bruh
Im the sleeper😂😂😂😂
“Simply being in darkness causes you to lose consciousness” yup, that is me.
Kovu is a unicorn we are budgies. It's not our fault 😁
Yo hi kovu, good to see you I'm a fan of you
Omg I love your channel!!❤️
i swear I'm not lying but I read this comment at the EXACT moment he said this!
I always fall asleep during presentations. The only time I don't fall asleep in the dark in when I'm watching a movie, but I do get sleepy. Today, in second period, I fell asleep while writing an essay and had to get rid of 20,000 spaces cause I'd been mid-space when I finally dozed off. And that was with loud, hard beat, hip-hop music blasting in my headphones that I'd turned on with the intent of keeping myself away.
"Camel bladdered freaks" took my freaking life....
I'm a very intense, hyper person but I'm also a huge procrastinator. But instead I just spend all my nights awake reading fanfiction.
Sarah grace yep, story of my life
Can relate 😂
Same
Me too! :3
Half of our generation who was born between 1994-2004 who also are usually Nickelodeon kids
"Surprise i like girls" 😍😂😂
Same
Ever heard of closeted homosexuals? They like girls, too. 😂
Same😂
His wife is pretty af. Sickeningly attractive couple!
That name is ironic
Time stamp?
@@Lavendersauce How is it ironic?
EMMA Lee I don’t get it lmao please explain😂
😳 eh?
Surprise I like women 😂
The first person to come out..as straight XD
Who'd have thought it?
What does that have to do with literally anything of this video
Violet Bishop .... that's what he says in the video!
that's no funny you fucking homophobe..
I’m really chilled when I’m with I really hyper person. But when I’m with a chilled person I’m the organised one. But mainly I’m chilled
Cherry my girlfriend and I are the same. We're both
Cherry- This! I am a balancer.
Great jokes, too much to absobrb. Like he had 6 redbulls before
not88responding that. Was. The. Point. He's. Hyper.
Or a couple of lines 😂
he is always like this..its just to much..
He's always like that. If you can't keep up, don't watch!
@@sarahholland1375 or watch twice?
I lost it “those camel bladdered weirdoes” I only recently found out that not everyone sleeps right through the night (myself and my entire family can hold it) however I have roommates who wake up no matter what at 3am to use the bathroom. And I even asked them do they ever sleep right through and they said RARELY XD
It's actually ok. Caus sleep cycles
we swapped. when we met i was the hyper one, but in two years we've somehow switched places and now she's _exhausting._
oovoo javer cute
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
She stole your soul
This is the saddest thing I’ve read all day
@@hannahrodriguez7917 your welcome
I like how his humor doesn’t put people down but is still relatable
He describes my parents' marriage perfectly. My mom is the hyper one who can't sleep, my dad is the chill one who can sleep anywhere, any time.
I think dads in particular only increase their ability to sleep as time goes on. Watching the morning news, asleep. Sat down to read a book, asleep. Was having a conversation 5 minutes ago, asleep. Head touches something remotely resembling a pillow, instantly unconscious. Its incredible!
His body movements along with the dialogue..🤣🤣🤣🤣
Thats why he's so slim! Each show is a Zumba cardio workout!
Exactly, maybe the zumba workout is best . This guy is hilarious.
I've slept through a forest fire, a tornado, and on multiple occasions fell asleep on a plane before it took off and woke up after it landed. I think I know which one I am.
I've been the chill to someone's hyper AND the hyper to someone else's chill.
Me too
4:31 omg the "lizard blinks" got me 😂😂
I'm definitely guilty of it...
I once slept through an entire wake. My mom woke me up when she found me because i was right in front of the coffin and my head was resting on one of the mourners shoulders.
😅😂
@@dupsing YOUR USERNAME IS EVERYTHING AHH A FELLOW MONBEBE
@@sdhndhkyjf1804 Thankyou😎
My fellow Monbebe💕
LOOOOOL
That sounds like narcolepsy!
I was at this recording with my boyfriend and we were in tears! So funny and SO true
Me diagnosed as Bipolar: WHO NEEDS A PARTNER WHEN YOU CAN DO BOTH ALL BY YOURSELF
Hey girl!🙌🙌🙌
@@niyamangfi2954 😝😝😝
I'm definitely the hyper one in my relationship! ^_^ Though I don't have to get up to wee in the night usually... but it does take me forever to fall asleep at night. Meanwhile, my husband, flops his head on the pillow and is out within seconds. AND he can sleep through the baby's numerous wake-ups to the point where he honestly thought the bubs was sleeping through the night from day one. SO annoying...
@Lady Stalcup love this
Was just gonna say that, I'm the hyper one too. Boyfriend is way too chill XD Though both of us have trouble falling asleep quickly.
I have noone ;w;
I'm the chilled insomniac.
which one are you?
me, a gemini: *yes*
Punishment rewind "we'll watch that scene again until u absorb it" hahaha dead!
I’m a little of both. I take forever to fall asleep but once I’m gone, I’m gone, there’s no hope. I’m constantly, like every 20min, getting up to go to the toilet despite only having half a litre of water but nothing during the night and power wizz in the morning.
Should probably look into fixing that
"Would you like to sleep forever?" 😂😂😂
I think I'm a mix.... it takes me FOREVER to fall asleep at night, but when I do, oh ho, I'm dead to the world.... maybe this is why I can't find a stable relationship....
Please do a bad lip reading with Adam Levine voice over this guy with the song.. moves like jagger
YES!!!
This guy is literally doing the hula while talking loooooool
I cried laughing, one of the best of not the best stand up comedian atm.
It’s like Jon Richardson’s putters or leavers
“Where are you keys?”
“Where I put them”
Or “wherever I left them”
Chloe Gillin you mean „where I put them“ or „wherever I left them“
"Who cares where my keys are, tinfoil shiny!"
But being a putter or leaver is different from being chilled or hype. My mom is definitely a Hyper leaver.
WHEN HE WAS PRESENTING RUSSELL I WAS LIKE HOWARD?! HOWARD?! *Howard hour theme song plays* Russell Kane walks out
Im a bit of both depending on my mood that day 😂😂😂😂
A Ali so am I. Very interchangeable, me. 😆
Does he always dance like that when performing?
Danny Raul Molina Yes.
Danny Raul Molina yep and it’s great 😂
He’s extra
mhm
I just realized the likes on the comments are halfing each time
I don't know who is more like Michael McIntyre.... this dude or Michael himself,same kind of jokes,same body movements, they even sound the same.... congrats if you read this u may now never unsee it
My husband falls asleep ALL THE TIME.....And he does lizard blinks. It's freaky and REALLY ANNOYING! He even fell asleep while eating his food on a plane and it fell in the aisle. I was too far away to help and the kids and I just pissed ourselves laughing.
Sarah-Anne _ This could be because of a disease. Perhaps you should get it checked.
Does he have narcolepsy?
My boyfriend does this... thankfully not while he's driving... but recently he fells asleep in front of a tv tray with a full glass of ice water on it and startled himself awake and kicked the whole tray across the room accidentally. hilar xD
Sleep apnea can cause that too. It can be fixed sometimes by a simple surgery.
@@akaSheilaalien Either a person has narcolepsy or not; there is no such thing as being able to control the sleeping while you drive but not at other times. Either you can stay awake or or you simply are incapable of staying awake. Narcolepsy is not a diagnosis of convenience.
The sleep bit called me the hell out - I slept through our smoke alarm once
My husband is the chilled one and I am the hyper one. I know this because my husband has literally slept through a fire fight and artillery fire and doesn't care about the bills being late. I however will stay up till 3am thinking about how I answered a question wrong when I was 12 and will panic about paying bills on time even though I have automatic payments set up. We work really well as a couple.
I'm both of these people. That explains why I'm single.
Dawn Harper if you are a man you are single because your pockets are not deep enough. and/or you don’t look handsome.
The KANEING"
Why the fuck this guy is not a comedy god with his own show right now is beyond me.
British John Mulaney
Change my mind I dare you
The way he keeps dancing and prancing around 😂😂
Are you a budgie?
Animation Meme What’s a budgie?
@@msthang5366 a bird
Felicia Kelley How do you not know what a budgie is
Giulia B The American school system.🤷🏿♀️
‘MERICA!
I can sleep anywhere but I also worry a lot about missing the train/plane, usually arrive hours before. So....I guess I am both 🤷🏾♀️
It's insane cause I am both of these people! I fall asleep everywhere and I slept through an entire 3 day hurricane no joke. But I am also hyperactive and I never fall asleep during movies
so funny! 😄😄 😄😄
wish more modern day comedians would incorporate physical comedy into their act - seems to be a dying art!..waving hello from the Pacific Northwest, USA! 👼💃👍🙌
Dude you are hella funny on YT but damn you light up when you hit a stage! So funny and I love your style.
WeirdCityCitizen ADORE HIM
lol I fall asleep with lights on and the TV playing some kind of show and I dont wake up until 11am in the morning and other nights I sleep in the darkness with no music and wake up 4am and completely feel fine
I felt personally attacked by him talking about the chill ones 😂 he's got me down to a T
The most accurate description I've ever heard someone give of my goddamn lizard blinking husband. Every. Freaking. Word.
Sarah E please don’t use the Lord’s name in vain
@@Freakeh411 Lol!
The genius that he makes it sound like an actual conversation, not a well thought out routine.
Oh frick. This is honestly the first time I’m saying I laughed my lungs out while meaning it! I’m frickin breathless, I really loved your set! Now I’m subscribed and about to go binge-watch all your videos
"Very excited to have him on MY show."
I love finding these relatable bits of comedy. Kane is my fave comedian. Never tire of watching him. I am the chill one 100%
When he started this I thought "sounds exactly like my parents." My dad who can never just sit without doing anything, always being in motion, hypering that we'll be late and therefore wants us to leave early enought which always ends in us being at least 10min early. My mum who could sleep all the time, who's very chilled, has no problem lying on the couch having a nap after lunch. But then he talked about sleeping and that's a different field. When it comes to sleeping at night: switch. My dad goes to bed, falls asleep, snores, sleeps until his alarm rings and leaves for work. Mum takes forever to fall asleep, wakes up several times from whatever, has a hard time falling asleep again because her thoughts run high and she goes to the toilet at least twice after she went to bed. So, during the day she's chilled and he's hyper and at night it switches. and I'm kinda both
“A tree came through the window”
“Oh yeAH” that’s me
one of the symptoms of anxiety is frequent urination.... just saying.
I do pee a lot. Like 4-8 times a day.
That explains a lot
Russell is simply the best. Seen him on TV and at corporate events when equally funny and that's a tough gig! The man's a genius 😎
Russell should have his own show - there's more than a touch of genius to his comedy.
his hyperness is giving me sherlock vibes 🤣🤣
I am both of these people
Lol! So accurate about the sleepers. I'm guilty of sleep anywhere anytime including in action movies so loud you'd think sleep was impossible.
Star Trek 2, Bad Moms 😁
The look on that couple's face. He was spot on 😂😂😂😂
I once fell asleep on the table of a rock night club. i was the only one there. even I realised how weird that was
He's hilarious! Had me laughing within thirty seconds!
I adore this guy! This was the first time I saw him now he's in my top 2! One funny guy x
Omg I’m dying. This is literally me and my husband 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Haaaaaa I'm a gallon of Ribena morning power whizzer! No night time tinkle trips for meee :)
Yet... (wait for it)
FANTASTIC.
“Look at all the lights and colours and sounds” !!!!!
This is me on a plane journey. Every single time, I spend 3 hours trying to get comfy with my earplugs and neck pillow and blanket and eye mask, getting half an hour if I'm lucky. Bloke next to me: asleep before we've hit 30,000 feet.
this was actually amazing
Hahhaahaha the annoying dead bird head... soo me lol.. im the chilled one.. sleep anytime if im tired enough.. its awesome switch.. just shut down. And wake up lol 😂😂😂
Its possible this guy is the all time greatest comediman. Its a yes from me. Give him a show
He absolutely nailed that
Epic Kaneing!!!!!
So accurate and hilarious
Great stand up, great intellect and yep I am the hyper one and up now at 6am watching this after having to get up for a piss on Saturday morning after my last one at 1am. My wife is defo the chilled out one, like aaah look at the lights....
I'm hyper to get things covered. Then I relax.
Literally my parents down to the sleeping 😂😂
The Lawnmower Man made it on stage.
They all felt so seen. Hilarious!
Im watching this at 2.15am while my partner snores his head off 😂 even my laughing hasnt made him flinch 😂
as an easy sleeper who once fell asleep in the middle of A&E, I apologise to anyone I annoyed...
I watched this!!!
Found my new favorite! One of the best stand up comedies I have ever watched!
Quite literally makes you laugh until you ache. What a class act.
love it! xD
just realized I'm the hyper one in the relationship.
This is GENIUS!! I CAN RELATE COMPLETELY 😂👌
This is the funniest comedian I have seen in a long time. Definitely funniest British Comedian I have ever seen.
Mon yoongi is an easy sleeper
How are we everywhere?😂
ok but how are my husband and i each a combo of both!? lol
I love his energy
Utterly brilliant 🤣🤣🤣🤣