TikTokers Think they can Hack Reality with "Cheat Codes" for Manifesting

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    0:00 intro
    0:05 TikTok is the worst (life is hard)
    0:39 Cheat codes for Manifesting (secrete)
    1:35 Your Lucid DREAMS! are a phone call away
    3:22 My dream job is one cheat code away (quantum leap)
    4:36 Vision board 2.0
    5:10 "Grabovoi had it figured" out says the man in yellow
    7:40 Grabovoi makes Alex Jones look normal
    9:31 Time for comments
    11:12 The devil is now in the mix
    11:38 A code to make anything possible
    12:33 I would take a code from Jeff Bezo's
    13:31 no valid source just take her word for it
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Komentáře • 6K

  • @ProtoMario
    @ProtoMario Před 3 lety +4086

    Manifestation is real, once I thought about fries and wouldn't you know it, they were at Mcdonalds lol

    • @Pescatore
      @Pescatore Před 3 lety +289

      Bro I just read your comment and then 3 hours later I passed a McDonald's. Believe in the Science!

    • @santosdr2
      @santosdr2 Před 3 lety +31

      Through quantum mechanics you can manipulate matter through spooky action at a distance. Manifesting. IS being able to connect in a more in tune means with "reality" and this connection to yourself. with all other selves.
      The sub conscious mind renders reality. The power of belief is real. Believing in yourself really does get results. when you have an expanded view or sense of self. Eh. the science will explain it in the comin decades.
      All religions have spoken about it using their jargon of choice. Science included.
      Christians call it GOD. THe one true GOD. is being. All beings are. God's name from Abrahmaic religion cna be translated to I AM. Or the existing One.
      Love god with all your heart, love your neighbors like you love yourself . Pretty simple stuff in theory. but the loving the self part is the biggest hurtle. because your sense of self is expanded you understand that most of our beings don't understand what it is they are doing. actually all of it. the only being that can understand what it is that is going on is the one that is all of time and space.
      Conciousness itself being the canvas to existence. then all of existence is being.
      Through that being. all things are made.
      So a being that encompasses all. Like layer of onions is our awarness. We can keep peeling layers of ourself shiftin perspectives of who we are. who I am.
      I didn't really like the mode. I mean i can get whatever I want. it isn't a cheat code that is an intended feature. We go throw wanes of time periods where humanity will be open to themselves accept themselves and render reality in a different way. But the choice is up the individual. I currently have rejected GOD> even though I am.
      I exist. I don't want to. I don't like life. I could change it all, but at what cost?
      I have free will. My will can over take others. How fun. But not.
      any who. to fucking taco fart bro.

    • @sobbingtodeath4773
      @sobbingtodeath4773 Před 3 lety +49

      @@santosdr2 My man what the fuck did you make me read, wasn't it enough with me being forced to read the fucking bible? Do i have to suffer the same thing agaiiin?
      It was funny tho so you get funny points

    • @santosdr2
      @santosdr2 Před 3 lety +8

      @Ro Flush Like I do be getting the roast. Like Once got so roasted I was toasted, that is how i found out I was the bread of life. hahha jesus joke.

    • @santosdr2
      @santosdr2 Před 3 lety +8

      @@sobbingtodeath4773 I would never force anyone to read the bible. But nor my comments but I am free to create comments for them to read if they so choose.
      I really love freedom so much so, that I allow evil to exist. Mainly because I am currently not sure what to do with it. I'm currently doing nothing. I was going ot eliminate all of reality but that only solves a Me problem. and I"m not sure all the other beings would like it.

  • @icanhazgoodgame3845
    @icanhazgoodgame3845 Před 3 lety +375

    "Religion is dumb and people who believe or need a god are mindless sheep"
    "Also do you have any moonstones and sage? My chakra is out of alignment."

    • @psyxypher3881
      @psyxypher3881 Před 3 lety +54

      LET ME FOCUS MY CHAKRA SO I CAN ACTIVE THIS NINJA MOVE.

    • @thetalantonx
      @thetalantonx Před 3 lety +106

      "I'm an Atheist because my Capricorn nature makes me naturally skeptical."

    • @AlexLJ55
      @AlexLJ55 Před 3 lety +9

      @@psyxypher3881 CHAKRA FEET!!!!!!!!!!

    • @challenger8bit572
      @challenger8bit572 Před 3 lety +8

      My ding dong hit the moon and the moon said oh yea capricorn!

    • @crawlingboy
      @crawlingboy Před 3 lety +5

      Chakra Recover
      Kage Bughin no Jutsu!

  • @doublebrewski1855
    @doublebrewski1855 Před 3 lety +359

    "Life is hard. It's even harder if you're stupid." - John Wayne.

  • @mimiratt9238
    @mimiratt9238 Před 2 lety +20

    So when I was in high school there were crazy chicks who thought they were witches and could curse people who didn’t like them because they would hiss at classmates. There were a few others who thought they were animals, one who thought she had an “inner wolf” and would flex her fingers like she had claws? I laughed at them. Bullying works. Lol

    • @jwb_666
      @jwb_666 Před rokem +4

      damn bro not two days ago I was defending bullying. these kids need some reality checks

  • @Dantr0nz
    @Dantr0nz Před 3 lety +878

    These kids just discovered their imagination at a later stage in life. Probably because social media robbed them of it, so they are figuring it out now in this form lol.

    • @MadsterV
      @MadsterV Před 3 lety +113

      now this is an interesting take

    • @HappyDaze4200
      @HappyDaze4200 Před 3 lety +25

      I can agree with this. 👏

    • @VandalCabbage
      @VandalCabbage Před 3 lety +39

      You might be on to something.

    • @striker8paints
      @striker8paints Před 3 lety +53

      No, they're to lazy, stupid and brainwashed to have any imagination. Imagination entails THINKING FOR YOURSELF, an ability that is rare in current year!

    • @KayAndOasis
      @KayAndOasis Před 3 lety +4

      holy shit you’re right

  • @karlheber23
    @karlheber23 Před 3 lety +1369

    I used to fail all the time in life and I didn't know why, but then I said a number that would give me inner peace. After I said the number out loud I realized I was retarded and that all my failures made sense. I'm at peace now.

  • @GeoFry3
    @GeoFry3 Před 3 lety +25

    I was wondering what my teen was up too. I made fun of her for being excited about "the secret" and she got upset and began blathering on about this stuff.

    • @adamt7667
      @adamt7667 Před 2 lety +1

      If you're interested, the book 'Happy' by Derren Brown about Stoicism starts by dismantling the whole toxic positivity thing, including 'The Secret' specifically. Maybe a good gift.

    • @davidp4270
      @davidp4270 Před 2 lety +5

      Should of been a better parent

  • @argolember2099
    @argolember2099 Před 3 lety +131

    It looks to me that Tiktok is full of people with narcissistic personality disorder and their friends and family members, who had the audacity to say that the bs they are doing is content and entertaining..

    • @stephaniecoomey2356
      @stephaniecoomey2356 Před rokem +1

      No, personality disorders aren’t that common. This is brainwashing/social engineering, these kids are tricked into thinking something is wrong with them.

  • @ricardomilos10
    @ricardomilos10 Před 3 lety +911

    Reminder that these people when they get 18, their vote counts as much as yours

  • @michaelfairchild
    @michaelfairchild Před 3 lety +582

    Tencent and Chinese goverment is monitoring US Tik-Tok and going "Not yet, not yet. They are retarted, but they still can get worse, then we move in."

    • @EximiusDux
      @EximiusDux Před 3 lety +11

      Wrong spelling. The word is written as "retarded", and not "retarted".

    • @gavriloprincip9634
      @gavriloprincip9634 Před 3 lety +33

      @@EximiusDux oooooooohhh you said a bad word im telling mommy

    • @JamesJNothingIsTooSensitive
      @JamesJNothingIsTooSensitive Před 3 lety +31

      @@EximiusDux Hey genius. He was avoiding the CZcams censor bots.

    • @F1rstWorldNomaD
      @F1rstWorldNomaD Před 3 lety +5

      The Chinese government, sure...
      But isn't Tencent a gaming company? 🤔

    • @EximiusDux
      @EximiusDux Před 3 lety +1

      @@gavriloprincip9634 haha.

  • @lagseeing8341
    @lagseeing8341 Před 3 lety +84

    Watching this in a house with 2 manifesting sisters. I want my normal sisters back, we used to play outside together. Please someone delete tik Tok.

    • @redactedthemask2198
      @redactedthemask2198 Před 3 lety +10

      Damn bro, i'm sorry. I hope things eventually get better, and things go back to normal.

    • @salty_armorer4027
      @salty_armorer4027 Před 3 lety +4

      We can do it, but we have to take America back 1st and then completely conquer China to have any sayso over tiktok. I look forward to the fight.

    • @hmmm4262
      @hmmm4262 Před 2 lety +9

      My condolences

    • @jamjamjamjamjamjamjamjamjam
      @jamjamjamjamjamjamjamjamjam Před 2 lety +5

      damn hope your sisters decide to play with you outside one day again
      also nice pfp i didnt think id see someone who knew tegami bachi letter bee

    • @advanceit1377
      @advanceit1377 Před 2 lety +3

      With me its my parents.

  • @SentientBratwurst
    @SentientBratwurst Před 2 lety +5

    This reminds me of Halo 3, telling kids that they can get recon armor by crouching in a corner 20 times, meleeing 5 times, throwing 3 frag grenades within 1 second of each other, teabagging your teammate etc etc

  • @darkru8913
    @darkru8913 Před 3 lety +302

    This is literally something elementary school kids would tell eachother at the playground

    • @joshuakhaos4451
      @joshuakhaos4451 Před 3 lety +31

      these teens and "adults" never grew out of the elementary school mentality

    • @timothybayliss6680
      @timothybayliss6680 Před 3 lety +8

      If someone said this to me in elementary school i would still call them retarded. This is prayer.

    • @riotonquak7433
      @riotonquak7433 Před 3 lety +7

      "Hey Joshua I have a code for extra master balls in the new pokemon game" but as adults so its money

    • @SerTomKatze
      @SerTomKatze Před 3 lety +4

      Reminder these people have the right to vote

    • @CheemsofRegret
      @CheemsofRegret Před 3 lety

      @@midoribookstore the movie or the book? Because the book was sincere in promoting the society portrayed while the movie was made by someone who never read the book.

  • @artemprotectron
    @artemprotectron Před 3 lety +664

    When I see TikTok in the title:
    *Oh boy this is going to be cancer*

    • @whitecobra9721
      @whitecobra9721 Před 3 lety +14

      Ah shit, here we go again

    • @1810jeff
      @1810jeff Před 3 lety +13

      I start noticing patterns whenever stuff like this happens, I've come to realize that women believe some wacky stuff.

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku Před 3 lety +4

      GAGAGAGAGA I just disliked my own face because I am unpretty. HOWEVER: I always like my GOOD videos however. No dislikes allowed where I come from. Don't be mean, dear artem

    • @movespammerguyteam7colors
      @movespammerguyteam7colors Před 3 lety +1

      Yeah this will mentally infect stupid gullible people who genuinely believe in this bulls#!+.

    • @aleksandrkerensky7050
      @aleksandrkerensky7050 Před 3 lety

      AIDS on a stick.

  • @AncientShotgun
    @AncientShotgun Před 3 lety +31

    This gives me a hella interesting story idea for a fictional universe running on a digital substrate that uses Blockchain ledgers as in-memory data storage, so when one person uses these godawful cheat codes to manifest something, the code is automatically randomised and passed on to someone else. The consequences of people being able to magically make one predetermined phenomenon happen for them after what would essentially be decades of personalized cryptographic mathematics would be interesting to explore.

    • @omarabe26
      @omarabe26 Před 3 lety +8

      So basically random loot boxes become reality? Holy shit that's terrifying.

    • @KM-bn7dg
      @KM-bn7dg Před 2 lety +2

      My brain is hurted 🤪🥴 but nevertheless i am enthusiastic about this idea

    • @daffayudono4071
      @daffayudono4071 Před 2 lety

      Did you did it?

    • @AncientShotgun
      @AncientShotgun Před 2 lety

      @@daffayudono4071 Nah, never got anywhere because real life got in the way.

  • @threemoo
    @threemoo Před 2 lety +6

    I swear those numbers work... one time a streamer said some numbers out that were personal and a few minutes later a swat team arrived at their door :P

  • @hydrogenone6866
    @hydrogenone6866 Před 3 lety +337

    *“Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work."*
    ~Thomas A. Edison

    • @AppleManiagaming
      @AppleManiagaming Před 3 lety +55

      "man these is some dumb motherfuckers" ~Abraham Lincoln.

    • @nopeyoudontknowmyname9153
      @nopeyoudontknowmyname9153 Před 3 lety +29

      Thomas Edison was a complete asshole, but I can’t disagree

    • @Stayingrocked
      @Stayingrocked Před 3 lety +30

      *”We won a war for these assholes?”*
      -George Washington

    • @user-qn6bw8dk4o
      @user-qn6bw8dk4o Před 3 lety +11

      Edison was not man presented to us by history, and certainly not someone worthy of emulation. He was a ruthless individual, and was partly responsible for the fate of Nikolai Tesla.

    • @debanydoombringer1385
      @debanydoombringer1385 Před 3 lety +20

      For Edison it was dressed in a suit and called his friend in the patent office.

  • @Pescatore
    @Pescatore Před 3 lety +1386

    I thought they were phone numbers, but when I called I got a Chinese Restaurant.
    I might not have found Manifestation but I did get some great pepper steak, thx Gundam!

    • @starflowers1751
      @starflowers1751 Před 3 lety +28

      So which number was the Chinese restaurant I wonder 🤔

    • @BastaGenug
      @BastaGenug Před 3 lety +19

      and then?

    • @will2777
      @will2777 Před 3 lety +3

      Same, I wanna know what the place is

    • @IC-lz3of
      @IC-lz3of Před 3 lety +21

      Biden gave me some cheat codes out of his briefcase - he told me I can use them to transform the entire world

    • @BastaGenug
      @BastaGenug Před 3 lety +11

      @@patrickriarchy6054 and then?

  • @blampfno
    @blampfno Před 3 lety +6

    Society moves forward because only 1 in 5 in a given group produce appreciably more than they detract, and a fair portion of that remaining 80% actually detract from the system at increased expense to the performers. We're doing our best to ensure that functional 20% doesn't get to function, and the other 80 get a pedestal and protection.

  • @garethbattersby
    @garethbattersby Před 2 lety +2

    Theyre in the final days of crashing back to reality. They've literally tried everything except getting off their ass.
    My friend tried all this type of stuff. Vision boards etc. She was doing it for years and today?
    Well she's got two kids, no boyfriend/husband. On her third car after 2 blew up. And now is desperately trying to find a new home to rent because the owner of her home is selling up to take advantage of the boom in prices.

  • @poultryforest7453
    @poultryforest7453 Před 3 lety +746

    I think it’s kinda funny how a lot of those people talk about Christians being spooked but they collect rocks with the hope their life improves

    • @pneumaticslap3344
      @pneumaticslap3344 Před 3 lety +114

      It's as is said, mankind has a God shaped hole in every beating heart. You can try to fill it with anything but God, but it will NEVER work out for you in the end.

    • @Princess_Celestia_
      @Princess_Celestia_ Před 3 lety +47

      +Poiltry forest I don't know, man. I can make a lot of money selling crystals to suckers.

    • @noahfrankhaldeman6621
      @noahfrankhaldeman6621 Před 3 lety +1

      Black toooooth!

    • @Simon-lt6fe
      @Simon-lt6fe Před 3 lety +27

      Both are stupid, but at least I can prove the existence of rocks

    • @milesmungo
      @milesmungo Před 3 lety +19

      @@Simon-lt6fe Unless we're in a simulation.

  • @thesmallestminorityisthein4045

    "What are zoomers and millennials doing on TikTok?"
    _hopefully doing the "no parachute" skydiving challenge_

    • @curnott6051
      @curnott6051 Před 3 lety +60

      Careful buddy, you know there's a chance that could actually beome a thing. You don't want to get blamed for all the "tragic" deaths that came from the people who took this seriously.

    • @mikecampos1193
      @mikecampos1193 Před 3 lety +8

      Why was it is not pull-down last minute they should have been removed from day one.

    • @Razgar_Voxel
      @Razgar_Voxel Před 3 lety +33

      they can manifest some wings and fly into the sun like Icarus!

    • @danielboatright8887
      @danielboatright8887 Před 3 lety +9

      I want this challenge to become a thing!

    • @wilfredfegelein8215
      @wilfredfegelein8215 Před 3 lety +8

      Dw I punched in the safety cheat codes

  • @rsk3286
    @rsk3286 Před 3 lety +19

    Where’s the code I can write in the air that puts me back into a time where these people didn’t have a platform to show off their mental degradation? Jesus....

  • @allmyself666
    @allmyself666 Před 3 lety +34

    My generation is so desperate to not have to work for a living that they're trying 'hack' reality.

    • @jacobmatthews7524
      @jacobmatthews7524 Před rokem +3

      everyone is either desperate not to work for a living, delusional, or both. its a natural human state to not want to have to commit time and energy to something you dont want to do. but unfortunately it has to be done. these tiktok people cant reality hack their way out of that truth

    • @spimbles
      @spimbles Před 11 měsíci

      are you guys like young millenials? or super old gen z? or in some grey area or some shit? lol im 19, gen z, and it seems like its mostly like, mid-late 20s grown ass adults spewing this complete nonsense lmfao

    • @Jokoko2828
      @Jokoko2828 Před 8 měsíci

      @@jacobmatthews7524 Yeah, I'm not blaming people for not wanting to make money for people who already have too much of it, but unless you're gifted a fucking emerald mine on birth you've gotta at some point.

  • @1whospeaks
    @1whospeaks Před 3 lety +590

    These are the astrology kids that snorted baby powder when their mom told them to finish their veggies.

    • @thedarkapex5327
      @thedarkapex5327 Před 3 lety +1

      why insult someone over their beliefs
      you guys get upset at people insulting christains yet here you are

    • @theblackbaron4119
      @theblackbaron4119 Před 3 lety +64

      @@thedarkapex5327 Like healing crystals and all that mumbo jumbo it's easy to peddle shot to those gullible kids. It's not "insulting their beliefs" it's preventing them from taking advantage of. If you haven't noticed the reach of this platform already allowed one cult to reach enough kids, that it is concearning.

    • @jan_kest
      @jan_kest Před 3 lety +55

      @@thedarkapex5327 there is a difference between actual believes and just being stupid

    • @GerardPerry
      @GerardPerry Před 3 lety +28

      @@thedarkapex5327 Some beliefs need to be insulted.
      1 Kings 18:27

    • @rallyfeind
      @rallyfeind Před 3 lety +18

      @@thedarkapex5327 I piss equally on all beliefs. All gods are false and religions are for the weak to be lead to slaughter while smiling and hoping for their end.

  • @AntiquatedApe
    @AntiquatedApe Před 3 lety +829

    "I'm not religious"
    *Believes in astrology*

    • @NASkeywest
      @NASkeywest Před 3 lety +79

      For real. Or they believe in crystals that they charge under the moon giving them power.

    • @P.Whitestrake
      @P.Whitestrake Před 3 lety +90

      "I'm not religious."
      **Doing yoga every morning & chanting "namaste" even though doesn't know the purpose or the meaning.**

    • @hastur-thekinginyellow8115
      @hastur-thekinginyellow8115 Před 3 lety +15

      @@P.Whitestrake Doesn't matter if they did know the meaning, fucking pointless anyways.

    • @gruchobutthole9394
      @gruchobutthole9394 Před 3 lety +9

      Jesus, its called being spiritual. I think you could do with some spirituality.

    • @whateveryousay907
      @whateveryousay907 Před 3 lety +62

      iM NoT rRlLiGiOuS iM sPiRiTuAl

  • @spacedinosaur8733
    @spacedinosaur8733 Před 2 lety +3

    “If you trust in yourself. . .and believe in your dreams. . .and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.” ― Terry Pratchett, The Wee Free Men

  • @connorbeaton8375
    @connorbeaton8375 Před 3 lety +2

    I’ve been binging your channel the last few days now. Absolute goldmine.

  • @TheSkulleh
    @TheSkulleh Před 3 lety +294

    imagine ordering some nice takeout and the delivery guy rolls up and starts manifesting your fries.

    • @csanadcsepregi
      @csanadcsepregi Před 3 lety +7

      Lmao

    • @superscatboy
      @superscatboy Před 3 lety +14

      "Hey, you order delivery?"
      "Yeah"
      "Okay, hold up... 753478566457754324678906374807535156i56409763476447"

    • @lucidsage3494
      @lucidsage3494 Před 3 lety +9

      *shows up to door* *rings door bell* *rolls for initiative* "you get no fries"

  • @susanwojcickisnicetwin
    @susanwojcickisnicetwin Před 3 lety +169

    This is what happens when people aren't raised to respect hard work and accountability.

  • @DottaNatural
    @DottaNatural Před 3 lety +5

    "YOU HAVE CHOSEN THE PATH OF PAIN!!!"
    This is the greatest line Alex Jones ever said.

  • @CranialExtractor
    @CranialExtractor Před rokem

    This is one of your best videos to date. I love the clips you threw in.

  • @blazestephen9102
    @blazestephen9102 Před 3 lety +419

    I once manifested having a gf and boom a body pillow showed up to my door in a box. LIFE IS MAGICAL

    • @ArinJager1
      @ArinJager1 Před 3 lety +24

      if by "manifesting" you mean ordering it online, then yes

    • @Megan-ir3ze
      @Megan-ir3ze Před 3 lety +7

      You made me laugh so hard 🤣🤣🤣

    • @Megan-ir3ze
      @Megan-ir3ze Před 3 lety

      @Sandman Slim I’m married 😂😂

    • @hastur-thekinginyellow8115
      @hastur-thekinginyellow8115 Před 3 lety +10

      @@Megan-ir3ze Did someone try and hit on you in the comments, and then delete their comment when you turned them down? Jesus. I don't understand this world anymore.

    • @Megan-ir3ze
      @Megan-ir3ze Před 3 lety +3

      @@hastur-thekinginyellow8115 I guess so 😅

  • @Memology101
    @Memology101 Před 3 lety +1441

    I loved this. Great work.

    • @jamesabrams3715
      @jamesabrams3715 Před 3 lety +49

      What’s up memeology

    • @seabassmcbigfat
      @seabassmcbigfat Před 3 lety +39

      Hey cool, we watched this video around the same time, does that mean we are connected to each other through the stars

    • @suburbianghost
      @suburbianghost Před 3 lety +21

      Yooo didn’t expect to see you here king

    • @TruMaverick
      @TruMaverick Před 3 lety +4

      Dude your memes.
      Yes

    • @Memology101
      @Memology101 Před 3 lety +31

      @Kodie Kulp Based

  • @patrickb1439
    @patrickb1439 Před 3 lety +18

    DAMN- all those years I was struggling with my drug addiction, I couldve just entered a cheat code in thin air😐 welp...... I feel stupid

  • @Thecurlyguy
    @Thecurlyguy Před 2 lety +21

    "This guy is nuts, he makes Alex Jones look like a well-rounded individual" had me in stitches 😂

  • @SrPayne
    @SrPayne Před 3 lety +82

    "The numbers, Mason! What do they mean?!"

    • @jeremyrm7
      @jeremyrm7 Před 3 lety +1

      You sir, are the saviour.

    • @will2777
      @will2777 Před 3 lety

      WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE

    • @Gyrfalcon312
      @Gyrfalcon312 Před 3 lety

      Damn it, work! 😆
      But for one name, I just typed this exact quote.

  • @TheMallachiv
    @TheMallachiv Před 3 lety +95

    Man, 2021 really broke these kids. I know we have heard the saying "put me back in the matrix" but these kids actually think they are in the matrix and that it is something they can hack.

    • @arpo_marxx
      @arpo_marxx Před 3 lety +20

      They're all sociopaths and think they're smarter than everyone else... this is next logical step for them

    • @trackerbuckmann1627
      @trackerbuckmann1627 Před 3 lety +1

      Sheryl Sandberg thinks the same way. Thats why the algorithms work (or don't) the way they do.

    • @plottwist1733
      @plottwist1733 Před 3 lety +7

      They're merely products of the pozzed society we live in. Today's world offers no direction for young people. The institutions that helped keep young people on the straight and narrow have been dismantled over the years, so they end up getting into weird, cultish stuff like this while being highly depressed and wondering why they feel the way they do. They're a symptom of the much larger problem that is the crumbling Western world.

    • @TheMallachiv
      @TheMallachiv Před 3 lety

      You aren't entirely wrong. But I would rather live in a castle with not the best foundation, than a great foundation and no walls.

    • @branch7628
      @branch7628 Před 3 lety

      The same people want you vaccinated just let that sink in and ask yourself what's really going on here

  • @JustinBird2012
    @JustinBird2012 Před 3 lety +2

    If you ever want to know just how stupid the public is then work a retail job, I learned that real quick

  • @Slavinatorski
    @Slavinatorski Před 3 lety +3

    Chia pet under your efing arms - I almost spit out my drink laughing lol. Keep up the great videos!! I'm loving them!

  • @someguy4384
    @someguy4384 Před 3 lety +360

    If you visualize the numbers 867 5309 you'll think about a really catchy song.

  • @wojinations9594
    @wojinations9594 Před 3 lety +26

    What happened to the days when people kept their mental illness to themselves? and when did it become an "aesthetic" to have one? People talk about "trauma" and their delusions like they're a new pair of shoes I swear.

    • @LordPoshnameVonPlumbingparts
      @LordPoshnameVonPlumbingparts Před 3 lety +1

      They gave them multiple social platforms to spout their nonsense.

    • @ForeverLaxx
      @ForeverLaxx Před 3 lety +3

      They're all in a contest with each other to be the most pitiable, the most oppressed, or the most special. It's just a bunch of narcissists all arguing with each other.

  • @potoker2296
    @potoker2296 Před 2 lety +2

    I manifested a salad when I cut up a head of lettuce and conjured dressing by mixing olive oil and vinegar to make something out of something else.
    Kneel before my power.

  • @jamesstaggs4160
    @jamesstaggs4160 Před 3 lety +3

    I been having lucid dreams for a really long time. They're loads of fun, but nothing translates from what you dream about in your own mind to this reality, unless you do the work it requires to get what you want, but there's nothing magic about that. That happens with or without the lucid dreams. Thank God. Could you imagine what the world would be like if people actually could just pop stuff into or out of existence? Oh God the horror we'd see...

  • @Feynthot
    @Feynthot Před 3 lety +91

    When you discover all the spam calls you have been getting was because your phone number is a manifest code

  • @why-is-this-handle--a-thing
    @why-is-this-handle--a-thing Před 3 lety +371

    tiktok keeps getting dumber and dumber
    and whats funnier is that i got an ad for tiktok on this vid.

    • @OddZodd
      @OddZodd Před 3 lety +8

      Welcome to the artificial echo chambers that has been geared for things like this to become ridiculously popular for seemingly idiotic reasons

    • @josueveguilla9069
      @josueveguilla9069 Před 3 lety +6

      Imagine Zoe Laverne having "fun" on The Hub🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑

    • @theblackbaron4119
      @theblackbaron4119 Před 3 lety +5

      Well then you seem to be still in their intended age range or are looking at Tiktok videos on CZcams. I've never gotten a Tiktok add. I keep getting Facebook adds. I don't have an account, never had and apperently they think I'm old :C

    • @jonkR96
      @jonkR96 Před 3 lety +3

      Been noticing a lot of chyna tok ads on YT lately. They loooove that moolah!!!

    • @why-is-this-handle--a-thing
      @why-is-this-handle--a-thing Před 3 lety +1

      @@theblackbaron4119 could be. im 21.

  • @jimdandy8119
    @jimdandy8119 Před 3 lety +6

    I once manifested myself a law degree. I decided that I would specialize in d.u.i. cases. Then I realized I was drunk and in handcuffs.

    • @OnBakePlatinum
      @OnBakePlatinum Před rokem

      You did this in the back of the cop car covered in your own piss

  • @KentuckySunset
    @KentuckySunset Před 2 lety +2

    Where they go wrong,and have always gone wrong is the lazy part. Manifesting is only part visualization. That's is to focus you on working to acheive that goal. Good video

  • @relentlesschaos7445
    @relentlesschaos7445 Před 3 lety +97

    *uses wrong code
    "$hit! Now I have a 5 star wanted level"

    • @DC-ml6cv
      @DC-ml6cv Před 3 lety +4

      Lmfao, waiting so see these tarts spazzin in the middle of the street like my gta 3 char when I put cheats in

    • @nickzakrath7080
      @nickzakrath7080 Před 3 lety +1

      Quick, call Lester! Call Lester now!!

    • @Gyrfalcon312
      @Gyrfalcon312 Před 3 lety

      The fact that you've lived long enough to put in this comment, while on the run from everyone, says much about your street smarts!

    • @LocaliLLocano
      @LocaliLLocano Před 3 lety

      Remember if you used the wrong code for Tecmo Bowl then your season is done

  • @Freakinger81
    @Freakinger81 Před 3 lety +134

    I think at one point in time i wrote the code for "Shifting Realities" by accident. Now i'm stuck in this weird dimension, where almost every Person is mental.

    • @patchmoulton5438
      @patchmoulton5438 Před 3 lety +22

      Oh hey, you too? Man, this isekai sucks.

    • @DonVigaDeFierro
      @DonVigaDeFierro Před 3 lety +22

      The world truly ended in 2012.
      We're all in hell.

    • @bchin4005
      @bchin4005 Před 3 lety +4

      Honestly, nothing has been right about the world ever. This reality seems focused on destroying itself.

    • @Freakinger81
      @Freakinger81 Před 3 lety +9

      @@DonVigaDeFierro It's way worse... we are stuck in the future of "Demolition Man"

    • @starflowers1751
      @starflowers1751 Před 3 lety +4

      I know man this timeline is all sorts of fucked

  • @NachikethAttigadde1999AAHA

    This why you make kids read novels instead of giving them a bloody phone and access to internet

  • @Notllamalord
    @Notllamalord Před 2 lety +1

    “Humans are so much more than we’ve been told!”
    Nah, we’re slightly better than monkeys and I feel like the gap is closing

  • @SadPuppySoup
    @SadPuppySoup Před 3 lety +152

    It's happened, social media has turned minds to mush. From jr-sr high school to tik tok and onlyfans, these young "adults" are still living in a high school haze where they think they are still in a popularity contest and some idiot company is paying them to stay stupid. The future of humanity is no longer, humanity has ended.

    • @challenger8bit572
      @challenger8bit572 Před 3 lety +4

      Tiktok is inferior soundwave superior

    • @lvl.99socialdistancewarrio67
      @lvl.99socialdistancewarrio67 Před 3 lety +17

      Stupidity doesn't discriminate, middle aged and older have also fell victim to the downfall.

    • @Alondro77
      @Alondro77 Před 3 lety +5

      Pfft, you're talking mostly about the West. Other nations are doing MUCH better. There are BILLIONS of people on the planet. These Tiktok idiots amount to 1% of the population at most.

    • @SadPuppySoup
      @SadPuppySoup Před 3 lety

      @@lvl.99socialdistancewarrio67 True very true

    • @fabulousimcatbulous690
      @fabulousimcatbulous690 Před 3 lety +10

      Not really. What social media did is just make it easier to see the retarded thing that happen around us. If anything, im actually thankful because I can easily taught my kids about the importance of common sense.

  • @reesehelpmeimcringingtohar2015

    Another cheat code would be to spin in a circle 3 times screaming "I'm a god!" And then bash ur head in a door until ur brains come spillin out ur ears. This unlocks the afterlife secret level.

    • @AuVeI
      @AuVeI Před 2 lety +14

      i did it and i think I'm bugged, everything is so red and there are weird things and people burning and screaming

    • @REDI____
      @REDI____ Před 2 lety +9

      Bro what the fuck, i no clipped by mistake

    • @notproductiveproductions3504
      @notproductiveproductions3504 Před 2 lety +10

      You don’t want to do this. They patched it so end up in the circle of blasphemers

    • @toffeelatte6042
      @toffeelatte6042 Před 2 lety +3

      Bold of you to assume they have brains.

    • @hicknopunk
      @hicknopunk Před 2 lety +1

      You can also buy this DLC from EA, I find bashing my head less painful though.

  • @thedarkwolf9423
    @thedarkwolf9423 Před 2 lety +1

    I have yet to ever see this magical thinking being touted by anyone who didn't serve as an illustration for the word "Loser"... Ever see a known rich guy or successful scientist, etc. openly claim that these scams were the reason for their success?

  • @sasschav1493
    @sasschav1493 Před 3 lety +2

    Oh there's a cheat code for lucid dreaming; Shrooms for the normal, some datura if you're feisty and don't mind some potential death.

    • @hicknopunk
      @hicknopunk Před 2 lety

      Take meth for 2 weeks 24/7. You'll think you are trapped in a lucid dream. 😄

  • @digitalfaux
    @digitalfaux Před 3 lety +314

    In 2019 I manifested for a whole year that I wish I could just work from home. Sorry guys.

  • @hellm870
    @hellm870 Před 3 lety +327

    I can see now... Chris-Chan was way ahead of his time.

    • @xostler
      @xostler Před 3 lety +18

      “I always hear that meme but I’m a boomer so I don’t know what it is.”
      Is what I was typing... now I just regret what I googled. Next time, I’m dying happily in my ignorance.

    • @Flying-Nimbus
      @Flying-Nimbus Před 3 lety +1

      @@xostler What does it mean?

    • @johnnyzen4282
      @johnnyzen4282 Před 3 lety +19

      @@xostler go watch the "Comprehensive History" series of videos by GenoSamuel. Chris is literally the most documented human in history, his life is absolute insanity.

    • @Walamonga1313
      @Walamonga1313 Před 3 lety +10

      @@johnnyzen4282 Thanks
      EDIT: wtf there's 55 parts

    • @anon7596
      @anon7596 Před 3 lety +16

      Yep. Have fun. It's a Trainwreck you can't look away from. Chris Chan even comments at some point. So it becomes meta af

  • @torynnielsen5646
    @torynnielsen5646 Před 2 lety

    Woa between ItsaGundam and Jameson travels tiktok seems like a madhouse

  • @FatT45
    @FatT45 Před 2 lety

    Damn Gundam this is your best video I have seen in the last five years!

  • @darkness03
    @darkness03 Před 3 lety +72

    The generation that grew up with everyone winning a participation trophy....not surprised they are barely functional young adults who's lives revolve around social media, the e-form of participation trophies. >.< Keep up the good work Gundam appreciate your sense of humor.

    • @thecompareablezombie
      @thecompareablezombie Před 3 lety

      That is correct this line of thinking has happen in the 90s to this year.

    • @nofillergamingknight7319
      @nofillergamingknight7319 Před 3 lety +1

      True BUT who raised said generation?? Blame them.

    • @juststop7335
      @juststop7335 Před 3 lety +1

      @A Stand User We get it you're pathetic. Here's your pity points.

    • @crispy7499
      @crispy7499 Před 3 lety +1

      I was hard carried, it's nothing about 'participation trophies'- as far as I'm aware it's more so about lack of education, misinformstion or baiting

  • @TheShoguneagle
    @TheShoguneagle Před 3 lety +234

    “Why won’t extraterrestrials contact us?” Here’s the answer, right here.

    • @MrKoffeeKup
      @MrKoffeeKup Před 3 lety +5

      Imagine. If it weren't for the people that use tiktok we could be the space aliens and actually manifest reality by going outside and doing some hard work.

    • @steviewonder402
      @steviewonder402 Před 3 lety +6

      Because too many people shit in one hand and wish in the other, which hand do you think will fill first?

    • @theblackbaron4119
      @theblackbaron4119 Před 3 lety +3

      @@steviewonder402 Are you talking about India :)) ?

    • @Mayhzon
      @Mayhzon Před 3 lety +3

      Alternate hot take from me:
      Aliens are already among us and the progressing retardation of society and people is their preparation to fully control our world using a soft power approach, as opposed to militaristic action and classic territory conquering.

    • @steveheilman2925
      @steveheilman2925 Před 3 lety +1

      Extraterrestrials when translated from latin to english is; more land...

  • @whyme16
    @whyme16 Před 2 lety +11

    You know what you can do to manipulate your reality? Make choices. Change things. 😑🤦‍♀️

  • @for-real-countrygirl4192

    You are hilarious. Love your videos and your priceless responses to these half baked and half witted ppl. Thank you for making it hurt less by making me laugh

  • @eatshytforlife8751
    @eatshytforlife8751 Před 3 lety +105

    One of my favourite quote is: "Behind all the cringe there is someone trying his best".
    But for tik tok behind all the cringe there's just a big pile of shit.

    • @Mayhzon
      @Mayhzon Před 3 lety +2

      I never heard the quote to be honest.
      All I know is behind all cringe is low-confidence or too much confidence when the factual reality doesn't match up.

  • @nardopolo7407
    @nardopolo7407 Před 3 lety +114

    SO I TRIED THE DESIRED BODY ONE, I STILL DON'T HAVE TENTACLES.

    • @FrostBiteArt
      @FrostBiteArt Před 3 lety +1

      Wait w...what?

    • @nardopolo7407
      @nardopolo7407 Před 3 lety +15

      @@FrostBiteArt they told me if i shout numbers out i can have my desired body I want tentacles damn it.

    • @roseCatcher_
      @roseCatcher_ Před 3 lety +20

      @@nardopolo7407 You can get tentacles if you pray to Cthulhu for 30 hours everyday for 20 weeks. Trust me, try it.

    • @LazGato
      @LazGato Před 2 lety

      Where are my cybernetic arms with plasma cannons damn it!

    • @nardopolo7407
      @nardopolo7407 Před 2 lety +2

      @@LazGato EXACTLY THESE NUMBERS DONT WORK. And after i smugly called my nieghbor a moron for asking why i was shouting numbers out at the top of my lungs at 3 am

  • @aaroncook7036
    @aaroncook7036 Před 2 lety +1

    The shadow people come around usually on your 4th day up. They are harmless as long as you ignore them....

  • @Dayrell-sr9tj
    @Dayrell-sr9tj Před 3 lety +1

    Fun Fact: The farmer from Boston who claimed to talk to pigs turned out to be true. The only problem was that the pigs didn't talk back.

  • @vladdracula3
    @vladdracula3 Před 3 lety +161

    This is LITERALLY the tiktok version of share my post and *insert generic false guarantee of whatever* will happen to you.

    • @darklord884
      @darklord884 Před 3 lety +6

      I'd call it the Tiktok version of Star Signals from the S.C.P. universe. Spreading a supposed selfhelp method and giving people access to reality-bending properties.

    • @Bratkip
      @Bratkip Před 3 lety +10

      You mean the good old chain mails? ^^

    • @darklord884
      @darklord884 Před 3 lety

      @Simple Weirdo Look up Exploring Series S.C.P. Star Signals on CZcams.

  • @sunszenith
    @sunszenith Před 3 lety +150

    “They literally have a code for heroin addicts” lmfao

  • @peacefulpalace595
    @peacefulpalace595 Před 3 lety +1

    Bro they got it all wrong, if your gonna visualize, it’s mainly gonna give ideas so you can get up and WORK for what you want. People really out here thinking it’s just gonna appear 🤦🏾‍♂️

  • @nimasamet8351
    @nimasamet8351 Před 2 lety

    Love New Vegas running in the background 😁🤘

  • @jayst
    @jayst Před 3 lety +173

    Back when kids used to tell each other fake cheat codes at school for video games.... turned out they grew up and moved onto tiktok with fake cheat codes for life 😂

    • @IC-lz3of
      @IC-lz3of Před 3 lety +6

      Not really. Game cheat codes are more 1995-2005ish. These people would have been playing video games post 2010.

    • @jayst
      @jayst Před 3 lety +10

      @@IC-lz3of I’m 24. When I was a kid, everyone was telling each other fake cheat codes or “my cousin told me that you can unlock Master Chief in Smash Bros!” type shit all the time.

    • @IC-lz3of
      @IC-lz3of Před 3 lety +2

      @@jayst I thought that 16-20 year olds make up the majority of tick toc users? A lot of them are clueless about what a Nintendo 64 is.
      I'm also 24 - ah, the good times with cheat codes in Turok Dinosaur Hunter.

    • @marvin2435
      @marvin2435 Před 3 lety +2

      @@IC-lz3of bewareoblivionisathand still remember turok 2s cheat code, but I've 12 years on you also.

    • @fffrrraannkk
      @fffrrraannkk Před 3 lety +3

      I remember when Mike Tyson's Punch Out was new, I rented it and wrote a fake code to have Mike Tyson fight Robin Givens in the manual. Always wondered if somebody tried it.

  • @EdgarFriendlysCivicsTeacher

    Life is hard. But I can't help myself watching adult sized toddlers crack open the door of reality as painful realisation slowly dawns.
    Better than Seinfeld.

    • @user-qh3gz6rg7r
      @user-qh3gz6rg7r Před 3 lety

      Ratio

    • @sobbingtodeath4773
      @sobbingtodeath4773 Před 3 lety

      I completely agree with you, BUT
      BROOO THAT JESTER PFP YOU'RE COOL AS FUUUUUCK
      Long live the 3 Jesters 1 Antiquarian squad for 150 dodgeee

    • @Reddotzebra
      @Reddotzebra Před 3 lety +1

      They go from Manifesting to Adulting. They will probably have mental breakdowns on scale with the "queen of TikTok" once they realize they have to do their taxes.

  • @karablack8336
    @karablack8336 Před 2 lety +1

    It's like they take legit things that can help, then stretch it so far that it makes them seem like a lunatic.
    Visualising can help with motivation and confidence, it won't make something magically appear.
    If tarot cards or zodiac or whatever makes you have more confidence to make a decision or to keep going when life gets tough, great. Go for it, no one can or should take it away, just don't use it as a crutch. There's nothing wrong with being a little spiritual, but it won't help with everything.

  • @ReStOrEdLiFe88
    @ReStOrEdLiFe88 Před 2 lety +2

    Lol I was so into the secret back in 2007-2011. Yeah, it doesn't work. Vision boards, affirmation messages, literally does nothing. I was desperate too 🤣

  • @ferrarriohh
    @ferrarriohh Před 3 lety +49

    “Even if you did, you’re screwed, you’re made of matter!”
    Awww Gundam, thats the nicest thing anyone’s ever said to me! You’re made of matter too!

  • @melonmino6958
    @melonmino6958 Před 3 lety +55

    As a person studying in programming, I feel a little angry that the guy in yellow calls himself a programmer

    • @starflowers1751
      @starflowers1751 Před 3 lety +5

      Yeah man. I took one class last year that was about basic programming and computer science and that was a pain. Seeing the guy just disrespect coders like that was fucking awful

    • @Zero_Shinobi
      @Zero_Shinobi Před 3 lety +1

      Same, I felt insulted.

    • @sirshotty7689
      @sirshotty7689 Před 3 lety

      He do be hacking the matrix though.

    • @Goldkraw1
      @Goldkraw1 Před 3 lety

      @@freedomgoddess js and python are worse than java to be honest

  • @RotorMunkey
    @RotorMunkey Před 2 lety

    Gundam, you misunderstood the first list of codes. They were all negative numbers, so they make you lose those things. 🤣 🤣 🤣 love your channel dude 🤘

  • @TheMlc4life
    @TheMlc4life Před 2 lety

    I saw kid yesterday scootering down the road with his phone out head down like glued to it. Not paying attention to traffic or his own safety. These kids are screwed.

  • @GLoLChibs
    @GLoLChibs Před 3 lety +23

    Come back bullies. We sorely underestimated their contribution to a stable society.

  • @angelrodriguez-zq2wo
    @angelrodriguez-zq2wo Před 3 lety +92

    person : hey man you owe me 50$
    tiktoker : " writes down numbers "
    tiktoker : here is your money

  • @mbower50
    @mbower50 Před 2 lety

    "Manifestation" is pegan praying.
    The psychology and behavioral conditioning lines up to - clarify your goals so you can attain them.
    Else you'll be wondering through life not understanding why "what you want" isn't anywhere near you.

  • @TheUnoriginalDrCorgi
    @TheUnoriginalDrCorgi Před 2 lety +7

    For some reason this seems like the stupid version of psykers from 40k, with the whole psychic shit and the attracting demon things. My question is why would anyone want to be a 40k psyker.

    • @lordhellstrande7188
      @lordhellstrande7188 Před 2 lety

      I kinda think of it also a bit like the orcs. "If I paint this vehicle red, it'll go faster" except it actually does for them

  • @DreadnoughtFiend
    @DreadnoughtFiend Před 3 lety +394

    When you remove religion from people, they will always find something to replace it.

    • @ArinJager1
      @ArinJager1 Před 3 lety +9

      like religion is any better, lol

    • @DreadnoughtFiend
      @DreadnoughtFiend Před 3 lety +87

      @@ArinJager1 Honestly, to clarify, I was pointing out how this is very fake paganistic, and religious. Would suggest religion still because it has paths for self improvement. This is just the healing crystal bullshit.

    • @branch7628
      @branch7628 Před 3 lety +73

      Those who take issues with religion are too ignorant to understand the function of religion not as belief in myth but as an organizing structure to help a human understand their place in the world

    • @RezaQin
      @RezaQin Před 3 lety +76

      @@ArinJager1 I'd rather be a Christian than whatever these TikTokers are.

    • @roseCatcher_
      @roseCatcher_ Před 3 lety +16

      "When you take away the God from some people, they'll make YOU their God", ...happens everytime.

  • @dreddy_g
    @dreddy_g Před 3 lety +54

    Am I the only one here who does not have any social media (other than youtube)?!
    Seriously. Some folks need to get out of the house, and do something that does not involve "views", "likes", or "retweets".
    But that's just me.

    • @xelanoxin
      @xelanoxin Před 3 lety +4

      Yeah I only get on youtube and my last social media was myspace in like 2008 lol.

    • @LordPoshnameVonPlumbingparts
      @LordPoshnameVonPlumbingparts Před 3 lety +4

      Just CZcams and WhatsApp for work purposes.

    • @jakezepeda1267
      @jakezepeda1267 Před 3 lety +2

      Same here.
      I have a Facebook account I use to find tourneys for a game. Thats about it.

    • @FormSeven
      @FormSeven Před 3 lety +2

      I got twitter to get notifications on Finalmouse stuff which I don't even care about anymore and facebook to see what pics family memebers have posted. That's it. Both apps are wasted space on my phone pretty much.

    • @DonVigaDeFierro
      @DonVigaDeFierro Před 3 lety +1

      I only have this shit and Facebook, but that's only to enter stupid college class groups.
      Everything else I happily deleted/never use.

  • @kevinjohnson7300
    @kevinjohnson7300 Před 3 lety +1

    612 is the area code for Minneapolis.
    Dont know why i mentioned that but hey, now you know

  • @jonagreen7323
    @jonagreen7323 Před 2 lety +2

    lol for some reason our fken school made us watch a video on "the secret" when that was first going mainstream. So of course that lunch time we were trying to shoot hoops from miles away using our "wish power" took one lunch break to figure out how bs these manifestations are lol.

  • @confusedvoyager7916
    @confusedvoyager7916 Před 3 lety +78

    "The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes all human achievements a miracle."

    • @Breaker197
      @Breaker197 Před 3 lety +3

      Where is this nugget of wisdom from?

  • @eeeman
    @eeeman Před 3 lety +267

    Everyday I see the film Idiocracy unfold in front of my eyes

  • @SirDavid290
    @SirDavid290 Před 2 lety

    To think they are part of the people who say video games are not art or anything...
    And they pretend it's all fine, they want in, and they do this...

  • @SMForge
    @SMForge Před rokem

    I know a neat trick for using numbers to manifest things.
    It's called a friggin spreadsheet!
    All it takes is three simple steps.
    1) Put a couple bucks per cheque aside.
    2) track it
    3) don't touch the money. Bam! Instant savings!
    It works great for hobbies and such.

  • @ItIsGonnaGetWayWorse
    @ItIsGonnaGetWayWorse Před 3 lety +192

    Reminds me of that thing girls do with basic gems thinking they were magic or something in school, practicing voodoo or some shit.

    • @zeethefuture8262
      @zeethefuture8262 Před 3 lety +32

      It's actually still huge in US and poorer countries.
      They call them healing/spiritual stones.
      Imagine, a stone you found in dog feces and now you are promised it heals cancers.

    • @rookiebear1124
      @rookiebear1124 Před 3 lety +19

      These same girls use cilantro one time while making food and their like "im a witch"

    • @michaeldunn3476
      @michaeldunn3476 Před 3 lety +4

      @@zeethefuture8262 wOAH you got a stone that can heal cancers from dog poo? So ...is that like a special dog, or can I go to the park and use any dog poo??

    • @nickzakrath7080
      @nickzakrath7080 Před 3 lety +6

      Pretty sure I'd get better results from a fortune cookie than from a turd-infested stone found randomly in the vomit of a hobo in the back alley behind a Taco Bell.

    • @1810jeff
      @1810jeff Před 3 lety +8

      Dude there's entire categories of crazy female stuff here's just a few, subliminal shifting, light language, being part angel, incense magic, healing stones and etheric wings.

  • @allnightfright619
    @allnightfright619 Před 3 lety +206

    I can't imagine why it's so hard for women to be taken seriously in the business world.

    • @Winasaurus
      @Winasaurus Před 3 lety +34

      If only they 'manifested' a promotion they might be making enough money to not make an onlyfans.

    • @rra7490
      @rra7490 Před 3 lety +28

      Psh don't lump women in whole categories, I've never done any of this dumb shit.

    • @Evolution-Is-A-Blatant-Lie
      @Evolution-Is-A-Blatant-Lie Před 3 lety +4

      @@rra7490 what are you gonna do about it? Good God...

    • @rra7490
      @rra7490 Před 3 lety +21

      @@Evolution-Is-A-Blatant-Lie I’m going to have an ice cream. Do you want one?
      🍦

    • @Evolution-Is-A-Blatant-Lie
      @Evolution-Is-A-Blatant-Lie Před 3 lety +14

      @@rra7490 Caramel, please and thank you.

  • @matthewhummel1572
    @matthewhummel1572 Před 2 lety

    These people are so desperate for an easy way out, they will sit in a corner, let their eyes glaze over while mumbling numbers, and looking like a mental patient, rather than work for it.

  • @mattjohnson8585
    @mattjohnson8585 Před měsícem

    How did they figure the numbers out? And what happens in the alternative reality? Do they need different numbers? DO THEY EVEN HAVE NUMBERS!?!?

  • @cogline9
    @cogline9 Před 3 lety +93

    Let's be real if this did actually work we'd all know it because the world would have gone up in flames weeks ago.

    • @d-booya5089
      @d-booya5089 Před 3 lety +13

      Or the world would have been in tip-top condition and none of this worldwide drama would be happening

    • @arpo_marxx
      @arpo_marxx Před 3 lety +4

      ...the government wouldn't let this shit go for free either, after they find a way to charge for these cheats.

    • @LordPoshnameVonPlumbingparts
      @LordPoshnameVonPlumbingparts Před 3 lety +5

      I'd be ripped to fuck with millions in the bank instead of looking like Edward Elizabeth Hitlers identical twin with not a pot to piss in.

    • @cogline9
      @cogline9 Před 3 lety

      @@d-booya5089 Yeah I must have missed the part where they give out codes to help other people. :3

    • @user-qh3gz6rg7r
      @user-qh3gz6rg7r Před 3 lety

      Ratio

  • @JCSJesusChristSaves
    @JCSJesusChristSaves Před 3 lety +67

    I manifested having a decent paying job. Then I quit sitting on my ass and applied.

    • @Captain_Crump
      @Captain_Crump Před 3 lety +1

      So pretty much your manifestation came true🤣

  • @gabemyself7522
    @gabemyself7522 Před 2 lety

    Your comment about the CIA keeping tabs on the guy that can talk to pigs is so spot on.

  • @BigBossIvan
    @BigBossIvan Před 3 lety

    It took me multiple sittings to power through this much stupidity. I swear you’re superhuman to make these Gundam.