The thing is though, gold diggers or not (not really much gold to dig as we see), generally speaking they stay together. Kirlyam and whatshisface from the first season are still together and she was an 11 even in Brazil. It's just generally not part of the culture they're from to divorce. Eastern Europe, South and Central America, and the Philippines are all very religious places. Domestic violence in Russia is completely out of hand and wildly underreported but those babushkas take Vicki LaMotta beatings every day for fifty years because God says you have to. They might not love the guy, but historically, marriage is about security, not love. The scumbags who break up with their fiancés right away tend to be the guys
I remember hearing this years ago and it was funny to me at the time. I usually ignore Opie but I laughed, didn't realize the guys didn't respond to him 3 times in a row. It did start to get old. If it wasn't funny the first time it won't be funny the next ten times
I always love it when Opie thinks he has a funny line, and just repeats himself over and over again. Is she eating a "man-sandwich" Opie? Are you sure?
He reminds me of one of those awkward guys in school that everyone had to compliment to build his confidence.. But then he started to think he was better than everyone & got arrogant, & his delusions were too strong to come back from. That's Opie to me🙈
MAN SANDWICH! Opie's guide to Radio Gold: repeat the same thing over and over! Don't be discouraged by the fact that no one is laughing at the "joke," just beat people over the head with it. The silence is just the audience's reaction to your cerebral humor! MAN SANDWICH, MAN SANDWICH, MAN SANDWICH!!!!!11one
The guy with the woman from the Philippines makes me want to turn it off. Taking her to a store full of clothes she can’t have just makes me so embarrassed for him. How humiliating.
That guy who took the woman shopping is a moron. He could have taken her to “American Eagle” and he would have looked like a king with all the shit he could’ve bought her for those prices he was paying at the other store. Then she would have been excited and impressed because she would have a fun shopping experience, and she wouldn’t know the difference. And he wouldn’t look broke or like such a cheapskate
The producers must have made him go to some haute culture fucking places just to make him look like bum. Dude probably didn't even want to spend Forever 21/H&M money either lol.
Well, college students fuck in twin beds. Geez they're terrible at recognizing sizes though. They think that's a twin bed? Then Opie goes, "That's a twin TOPS!" Uhhhhh, twin is the smallest possible size, you dope.
Then he lays uncomfortably close to her, smelling like ciggies, sweating from lack of air conditioning, wearing white tube socks with his hefty moobs like an absolute creep and he still can’t fathom why she wants nothing to do with him. 😆🤣😂
it's funnier seeing the comments section repeat mansandwich over and over, i can't fucking _wait_ for the Opisser to say it now. *edit The large woman was eating a man sandwich dude, i lost my shit. _"Captain Kangaroo with a giant Man Sandwich"_ should be printed on fucking shirts. Best quote, possibly of all time. And all thanks to the comments section was I able to properly prepare myself for the greatness that was "Mansandwich" And that wraps up the mansandwich
I remember listening to this live and the second Sam mentioned 'there's this reality TV show' I uttered 'ugh' but it turned out there were many a laugh to be had in it. In other words, I'm always happy to be proved wrong.
That's how comedy works. Nothing is funny the first time you hear it, usually people only laugh when they hear something for the 15th time. Trust me, I been doon'nis since um 18!
Yeah I’m pretty sure he divorced his ex or something so I’m sure her lawyer took him to the bank in that process. He’s probably losing half his income to support the ex. He should have stayed single and just enjoyed the freedom until he wasn’t stuck to the ex anymore.
Exactly...... Pretty annoying show. I was like SHUT UP! They talk a world of mess about these guys. I'm sure everybody watching this video is laughing at the narrating (not with them) and how UNfunny and repetitive they are. Not to mention extremely annoying. They sound like Middle School boys that just learned how to tell their first jokes and are on repetitive mode. They're the only ones that think they're funny.
I had an older friend that brought a woman over from the fillipines and she was really nice for awhile then she dumped him and divorces him after a few months
While the guy who took the chick to Chicago is a dummy, I just feel bad for him. If he’s divorced from his ex and she isn’t remarried then he’s paying to support her so there goes half of whatever income he had. He’s broke because of the divorce. After all the times Opie and Anthony had railed divorce lawyers and the divorce process itself they should know this dummy is just in a bad situation. He doesn’t make a ton and he’s sending half of that to the wildebeest of an ex. That just sucks.
I don't feel at all bad for him. If he's dumb enough to not only have sex with her, but to actually reprouce TWICE and marry her, it's his fault, and his fault alone.
What's with the ad-nauseam saying of man sandwich? Firstly it's an Arby's roast beef not a sloppy joe, is it supposed to be that the sandwich is so big it's meant for a man or something?
that guy's mother is a disgrace as well. the fat pig can't even handle being on TV for five minutes without having to eat half a cow in front of America
I can't believe none of them touched on the fact that first guy sounds exactly like Dr. Steve. I was hoping Jimmy would chime in with his Dr. Steve "fluid" impression!
Does anybody else think Opie has like 40 sock accounts that he uses to leave comments white-knighting for himself? Every one of these videos has people defending Opie, but they're so dumb about it I think it might just be him.
100% he does and his other sociopathic brother “Elmo” (Who the fuck gave these kids their nicknames?) also has several ghost accounts defending that zilch, Opie..
I actually pity those womens wow............ omg iam dying with the philipine one xD, jesus fuckign christ the brazilian one is fucking gorgeous those eyes wow.
20:44 a WHOLE LOT OF toilet cam talk in this episode... and then three years later didn't one of them get in trouble for filming someone in the bathroom? they seem to like toilet cams a lot.
Thanks for adding the correlating visual, it makes a huge difference.
These girls are trying to dig gold out of a fountain at the mall filled with pennies.
That's not fair. You forgot to include nickels 😂
the gold is the passport
they're panning for gold in the hudson river
😂
Opie was really proud of “man sandwich”.
He wouldn’t shut up about it
He must really hunger for a man sandwich... Oh myyy
Had to say it 10 times to make sure everyone heard
He's got a bad habit of circling back around & driving us down redundant street until he gets the reaction he wanted
15:03 Sam calling this guy a 3 like he isn't a petri dish nightmare is so infuriating,
The guy he's talking about isn't some monstrosity. Those who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones
Let's be honest. None of them should be talking about other men's looks.
@@absinthe_enigmafoxglove2896 This
Sam is a mutant
He'd literally be a freak if his mommy didn't pump him full of steroids to grow
Jimmy's misadventures getting a green card for his his "princess" would have been way more interesting than anything on this show.
Pairing gold diggers with suckers. That's hilarious.
I would love to see them pair gold diggers with broke niggas :)
@@koilamaoh4238 the black community?
@@koilamaoh4238 Kinda like what they did already, lol.
The thing is though, gold diggers or not (not really much gold to dig as we see), generally speaking they stay together. Kirlyam and whatshisface from the first season are still together and she was an 11 even in Brazil. It's just generally not part of the culture they're from to divorce. Eastern Europe, South and Central America, and the Philippines are all very religious places. Domestic violence in Russia is completely out of hand and wildly underreported but those babushkas take Vicki LaMotta beatings every day for fifty years because God says you have to. They might not love the guy, but historically, marriage is about security, not love. The scumbags who break up with their fiancés right away tend to be the guys
@Anonymous User As much as I'd love to argue with you.... Yes it is.
Hey guys MAN SANDWICH am I right fellas????
Faaawkin home run!
@@TerrySilverhand "I'm gonna repeat it til it's funny!"
I remember hearing this years ago and it was funny to me at the time.
I usually ignore Opie but I laughed, didn't realize the guys didn't respond to him 3 times in a row. It did start to get old. If it wasn't funny the first time it won't be funny the next ten times
When Anthony said the lady's chair smells like ass 😭💀💀
I always love it when Opie thinks he has a funny line, and just repeats himself over and over again. Is she eating a "man-sandwich" Opie? Are you sure?
He reminds me of one of those awkward guys in school that everyone had to compliment to build his confidence.. But then he started to think he was better than everyone & got arrogant, & his delusions were too strong to come back from. That's Opie to me🙈
Of course. If it doesn't get a laugh the first time, just say it 14 more times.
@@get8bit it's the comedy rule of threes, not 47.
Like 8 times he says it
Yeah we used to call them Chimers... They only exist to chime into groups and conversations they have no right being involved in.
OPIE. ENOUGH. WITH.THE. MAN. SANDWHICH. JOKE.
You don't get it maaaaaaan.
sweeten it up a little in post
Alright, let's move on...
Autism is strong in this one for Gregg.
@Max Power Opie ruins everything
MAN SANDWICH! Opie's guide to Radio Gold: repeat the same thing over and over! Don't be discouraged by the fact that no one is laughing at the "joke," just beat people over the head with it. The silence is just the audience's reaction to your cerebral humor! MAN SANDWICH, MAN SANDWICH, MAN SANDWICH!!!!!11one
There WAS laughter! Opie always chuckles at his own comedic brilliance.
Balloon Sage , MANSANDWICH!!!!
🥪🚨 *MAN. SANDWICH.* 🚨🥪
He's just a poor jamoke...
I've never heard that word before, but I love it
Sam quick to call Alan a 3, when in reality Sam is a -8
You're being too generous to Sam.
Sam is a ghoulish hack
They're all just butthurt that Mormon guy ended up with the girl they all want to fuck so bad
@@blaisetelfer8499 still married, now with a kid to boot.
You said +8 wrong
The guy with the woman from the Philippines makes me want to turn it off. Taking her to a store full of clothes she can’t have just makes me so embarrassed for him. How humiliating.
She’s a gold digger f her he should’ve bought himself something and then walked her by ten more stores without buying her a thing
Jimmy likes the boyish european more than two seperate tens. All makes sense now.
So Opie says Man Sandwich and Sam just says ManWich, kinda like correcting him, but Opie, still, delusional says MAANN SANDWICH!
I havv a Man in myy Sandwichhh.... APHRILL FHALLS!
I'm surprised Chip never brought up the 'man sandwich' segment
And Sam got laughs from making that simple change 😂
I'm really confused about what kind of sandwich the mom is eating. If only someone would clarify.
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That guy who took the woman shopping is a moron. He could have taken her to “American Eagle” and he would have looked like a king with all the shit he could’ve bought her for those prices he was paying at the other store. Then she would have been excited and impressed because she would have a fun shopping experience, and she wouldn’t know the difference. And he wouldn’t look broke or like such a cheapskate
The producers must have made him go to some haute culture fucking places just to make him look like bum. Dude probably didn't even want to spend Forever 21/H&M money either lol.
Fancy thrifts stores exist.
These 3rd world women wouldn't know the difference.
The ex-wife looks like Rocky Dennis if he was transitioning.
brandon black
*Ha ha ha ha!*
Yeah she's one notch above lady di, sitting pretty at a steady 0.75.
we get it opie. man sandwich. we get it.
One of the few things I agree with Opie on. That Russian broad is not very good lookin. She's got this weird Asian look
Mason Boostrom well yeah. But that's not saying much, most guys would fuck any woman ugly or even fat lol
she might be uzbek actually... i'm not sure about kazakh just because of her skin tone.
Andrew you would crawl over broken glass to hear her queef through a walkie talkie
Ant and Jim like her because she looks like she’s 12
Some parts of russia look asian because of the mongolians
if only patrice was around
@@shuckeyduckeythefunkyhomos6166 Patrice rules
@Tory Shaye forever and ever
Oh well. Turns out hes playing the up and down game with norm in heaven.
Why? Give it up
32:52 Fucking awful full-size bed. He's a grown man expecting sex in a full bed? I think the cut-off age for that is 20.
Well, college students fuck in twin beds.
Geez they're terrible at recognizing sizes though. They think that's a twin bed? Then Opie goes, "That's a twin TOPS!" Uhhhhh, twin is the smallest possible size, you dope.
Then he lays uncomfortably close to her, smelling like ciggies, sweating from lack of air conditioning, wearing white tube socks with his hefty moobs like an absolute creep and he still can’t fathom why she wants nothing to do with him. 😆🤣😂
Got damn it he said MAN SANDWICH 7 fucking times
also, your a beast editor. I watch your videos as often as I can
+Al Green You would be even better if you could edit Opie out of every clip. I wouldn't mind the dead space when that hole is speaking.
@@jlees1988 wow you predicted the Nopie videos
When he is on the bed with her; even the dog is laughing at him.
the saudis have it right. in a bag except when you're blowing me.
Jajajajajaaaa hell naw
@@tedcrilly46 Wrong. Only a bag if they’re positive
18:05 burst out laughing. Man, what an unlikable persona his mom has.
Jimmy: "She looks Asian"
...where did Jim think most of Russia was located??
say man sandwich again opie
it's funnier seeing the comments section repeat mansandwich over and over, i can't fucking _wait_ for the Opisser to say it now.
*edit
The large woman was eating a man sandwich
dude, i lost my shit.
_"Captain Kangaroo with a giant Man Sandwich"_ should be printed on fucking shirts.
Best quote, possibly of all time.
And all thanks to the comments section was I able to properly prepare myself for the greatness that was "Mansandwich"
And that wraps up the mansandwich
I remember listening to this live and the second Sam mentioned 'there's this reality TV show' I uttered 'ugh' but it turned out there were many a laugh to be had in it. In other words, I'm always happy to be proved wrong.
Awww ☺️
SOCKS! That's what I get my 97-year-old grandpa for his birthday. This is clearly a Walmart inspired gift basket.
These are gold! I love having Opie, Anthony, Jim and Sam on the same show
I love that Opie thought of man sandwich the night before and still happened to get zero laughs
How many times was Opie gonna say MAN SANDWICH before people laughed.
No one laughed the first time, yet he felt the need to repeat it not once, but several more fucking times!
That's how comedy works. Nothing is funny the first time you hear it, usually people only laugh when they hear something for the 15th time.
Trust me, I been doon'nis since um 18!
God damn this first dude...you almost feel bad for them but they know exactly what they're getting into
Delusions are Real.
Yeah I’m pretty sure he divorced his ex or something so I’m sure her lawyer took him to the bank in that process. He’s probably losing half his income to support the ex. He should have stayed single and just enjoyed the freedom until he wasn’t stuck to the ex anymore.
@@andrewschuschu3499 impossible since you just said he's stuck to the ex, with children.
18:05 "His mom looks like Captain Kangaroo".. holy shit I didn't see that one coming
I know this is a few years old but Mr Expensive Jeans made me laugh too hard.
omg that mormon family is just a nightmare
I just feel sad for the dad. You know he probably works 40 a week to come home to a fucking hog.
@@williampoole1742 At least 40 a week, MAN SANDWICHES aren't cheap.
Madcat151 YEP.
Just noticed the window unit air conditioner, damn, they called it with the oscillating fan lol.
im so glad u added the video clips
yall are funny as fuck, now, this was a good roast session
Me: MAN SANDWICH LOL
MAN SANDWICH! [crickets chirp]
Ok we get it MAN SANDWICH
Within 90 secs, he said man sandwich 4 times. 30 secs later, it's 5. Holy fuck, 60 secs after that, it's 6.
I like how he admits he thought that up the night before.
Exactly...... Pretty annoying show. I was like SHUT UP! They talk a world of mess about these guys. I'm sure everybody watching this video is laughing at the narrating (not with them) and how UNfunny and repetitive they are. Not to mention extremely annoying. They sound like Middle School boys that just learned how to tell their first jokes and are on repetitive mode. They're the only ones that think they're funny.
A very subtle Uncle Paul, 39:11
ENOUGH ABOUT THE MAN SANDWICH!
Do you have goosebumps?
😅
Gotta love Sam for being the only one who could get Opie to stop it with the “ManSandwich” hack line. Thank you Samuel!
Sam was good for some things. Like running defense against Opie's autism.
the longer you watch, the sadder it gets
I had an older friend that brought a woman over from the fillipines and she was really nice for awhile then she dumped him and divorces him after a few months
What a chump! 😂
Thank god Opie was there to ask questions & immediately bulldoze over the answers.. His excellent broadcasting skills shining brightly as usual
try listening to him ask about "team weibe"
When Ant said the mom looks like capt kangaroo 😂
Doink Robert's calling anyone else a 3 is hilarious
The mom with her William Shatner voice. “Do…. you walk… around…. in them?”.
I was bored, so I looked it up, apparently the hottie Brazilian and discount Phil helmuth are still together.
All of these 4 couples are still together. Opie, Ant and Jim are not.
@@sdot5389hahahaha Opie was worse than a 90 day fiance
this is hilarious. but that brazilian kirylam chick and that dude are still together...against all odds
Is she a Mormon now? 🤔
When Jimmy sees his ex and says "two weeks" great total recall reference hahahaha
mike francesa "iz a credit caad holdah"
Soup bowl
41:32 turned into an unplanned beatoff session.
These will never get old you are a good Egg.
“What’s the plan taniiiggghhhtttt?”
“Yeeaaap”
And the guys just skipped right over that, can't believe they didn't catch it.
@@giraffesareselfish9563I know, right?
@@TheCoreyHodges Man Sandwich
I've lost count how many times I've rewinded to that. I'm obsessed with that absolute mess of a woman eating a massive manwich.
Alan and Kiriam worked out. had a kid and everything. Those mormons man, they just know how to make "niceness" work like a 6 pack of abs and a mansion
I agree with you in principle however it's good comedy... I believe the Russian and the Mike are still together too
I just looked them up and they look like the happiest couple ever. Other than the weight issue, he seems like a pretty great husband. Good for them
Dammit. Now I need to make some sloppy joes tomorrow for lunch.
I would love to hear Patrice's thoughts on this show
If I had a nickle for every time I said, "I would love to hear Patrice's thoughts on this."
Paul Jazzman Don't make me cry man
fuuuck yeah Patrice was alot bigga than a nickel THATS FO SURE
fat hunk of gawbage
Patrice is fat and dead
He was #1
While the guy who took the chick to Chicago is a dummy, I just feel bad for him. If he’s divorced from his ex and she isn’t remarried then he’s paying to support her so there goes half of whatever income he had. He’s broke because of the divorce. After all the times Opie and Anthony had railed divorce lawyers and the divorce process itself they should know this dummy is just in a bad situation. He doesn’t make a ton and he’s sending half of that to the wildebeest of an ex. That just sucks.
I don't feel at all bad for him. If he's dumb enough to not only have sex with her, but to actually reprouce TWICE and marry her, it's his fault, and his fault alone.
this shit has me crying. nathan putting a hidden camera in bathroom.
What great foreshadowing for Little Jimmy
I was thinking the same thing 🤨
QUICK OPIE SAY MAN SANDWICH AGAIN
Funniest of all is all these couples are still together with children
Yeah right! I honestly don't believe that's the case. If it is, I'm going to get a mail-order bride, too. 😆
I may have written this, that's not a baseball, it's a Euclid Beach Popcornball... One of the few bright spots in the crap Northeast Ohio area.
Alex Watson Thank you for reminding never to go to Northeast Ohio.
This is so very specific and obscure 😂
What's with the ad-nauseam saying of man sandwich? Firstly it's an Arby's roast beef
not a sloppy joe, is it supposed to be that the sandwich is so big it's meant for a man or something?
+Speedy The Opster thinks he's got a funny line, and he's ready to run with it.
+Brian Sager Oh yeah he ran with it and then some.
It was funny the first time, granted, but he beat it into the ground, like many things.
+Speedy Focus your ADD on something else other than bitchwork.
that guy's mother is a disgrace as well. the fat pig can't even handle being on TV for five minutes without having to eat half a cow in front of America
opie saying broad every 16 seconds
Two weeks! Hahaha I love Yimmy
18:05 YUP!
Euclid Beach popcorn balls are the only thing in that basket worth a damn!
Okay, they're exaggerating the Alan guy. Yes he's just as much a sap as all the others, but he's not particularly ugly or fat.
I can't believe none of them touched on the fact that first guy sounds exactly like Dr. Steve. I was hoping Jimmy would chime in with his Dr. Steve "fluid" impression!
That Filipino girl isn't that great looking. She's just OK.
Yeah, the Brazilian one is easily the best looking.
@@JW-un8ui I liked the Columbian the most. Those titties...
"Man sandwich, Opie said man sandwich. What is he gay?" - Peak 2015 comedy (judging from the comment section)
Not even the cute and comfy socks you'd buy your girl lamo.
Does anybody else think Opie has like 40 sock accounts that he uses to leave comments white-knighting for himself?
Every one of these videos has people defending Opie, but they're so dumb about it I think it might just be him.
100% he does and his other sociopathic brother “Elmo” (Who the fuck gave these kids their nicknames?) also has several ghost accounts defending that zilch, Opie..
definitely opie sock accounts.
Too funny😂😂😂😂
Say man sandwich again
Seriously what is with Jimmy and hats?
"50 nanny cams"..HAHAHAHAHAHAH!! OMG!!
OMG. You guys are hilarious
I actually pity those womens wow............ omg iam dying with the philipine one xD, jesus fuckign christ the brazilian one is fucking gorgeous those eyes wow.
Hey Opster! How bout one more man-sandwich joke?! Been doing it since 18 right?!
for those wondering, all these couples are still together and they all have children. Could not believe it, but its true.
Get your wet chlorine hands off my hat.
lol. Fucking Jimmy.
42:00
Columbia thank you
20:44 a WHOLE LOT OF toilet cam talk in this episode... and then three years later didn't one of them get in trouble for filming someone in the bathroom? they seem to like toilet cams a lot.
First, it's the cowboy hat. Then, the country music. Then..."Do you really want to live on a ranch forever?"
the real funny thing is both these couples are still married with children unlike Jim and Ant who have nothing but dysfunctional relationships
It's still a funny bit you bore
Anthony's life is in the toilet, but Yimmy is happily married to a (cam) model. Seems things turned out fine for him.
The fat bald dude was arrested for child p*rn lol
The brazillian is a 6 glowed up. She has neotenous features, hence why the show liked her.
8:02 comf'terbull
ebscoHOST I want Ant's line @ 29:54 as a ringtone
How Coincidental that Opiates was the 1st to Bring Up sneaking a Camera into the Toilet for the Russian Model.
Brazilian Model* during the Charades bit.
Opie got some great lines here the toilet cam, the sloppy joe shits hahhaahah
Why do they keep saying that chick is a 10 and a future supermodel? Shes a 5 at best
I'd say the Brazilian is a 7, but the petite Kazakh chick Ant and Jimmy are drooling over is a 5
I’m sure you’re a 10 lol
Thanks for your work with the editing ECT