Suggesting a tactical retreat on Vraks
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#Warhammer - Krátké a kreslené filmy
Commissar: I believe that we should serve the Emperor by pulling back
Krieg Guardsmen: GET IN THE DAMN BOX!
"alright, get in"
Private…get the Forever Box
You mean the Artillery to shoot on the enemy, Guardsman!
The proper phrasing would be to attack the enemy backwards to gain a better position for future assaults.
I execute the commissar
Kriegsmen when they execute a cowardly Commissar:
Commisar: orders unit to fall back
DKoK:
lmao....
Retreat?
What is that actually?
-Krieg Boys
By hitting them with shovel over and over again
Kriegsmen killing a coward altogether
Chaos cultist “sir they’re killing their own and now dancing”
Chaos marine “wait that’s our job”
Chaos cultist “wait what?”
Chaos marine “what”
Emperor’s Children be like:
Chaos Marines looking at the Corpse Worshipers: Man... The Imperium really went to shit after we left huh...
Hey it looks like they’ve get down get down they toss the box at us!-cultist
@@tanith117 herasy!
Slaanesh: why do you let them always win against your fighters
Khorne: i think their neat
"they're neat"
@@mojrimibnharb4584 you did this just to be mean
@@AmbyrRavyn *We
The Anethema: "I concur."
WAIT is this true??
The correct way to order a retreat, "The enemy has flanked us from the rear, fix bayonets and reverse charge!"
But you still get shot by another commissar
@@blacktemplar1139 NOT IF I SHOOT HIM FIRST!
@@revan1202 Not if I cut him in twain first
The way to check a Kirks man guard. Say the enemy is behind them inside a Evec vehicle so they need to fix being nice and charge. They have to use the seat in order to preserve a Kurzman guard
"We're not retreating! We're advancing in the opposite direction!"
That reminds me. Don't the sisters of battle do something similar to this in the lore where they take the coffin of one of their dead saints into battle?
99% of Warhammer Imperium factions do weird stuff like that yes. They can't help it.
Dreadnoughts are literally coffins with legs if you think about it:)
They even have a model of it
The SoB literally bring church organs to battles!
@@nobleman9393 Except that’s awesome since they double as flamethrowers.
Commissar: HOLD, STOP ADVANCING, YOU ARE RUNNING INTO A MINE FIELD
Kreigsman: I forgot the part where that is my problem.
But lord commissar we are clearing the mines
@@jacobgracia8603 “If your were shot, congrats you just made the enemy waste a bullet”
“If you step on a mine, Congrats you just defused a mine”
“If you die, Congrats you joined the sandbag division”
@@RedCheddarPancake I smell T O N K
It’s the enemy’s problem, cause we defused their mines!
This needs to be turned into a "Triumph of Saint Katherine"-style model!
The casket of the first krieger to be told he is forgiven by the emperor
YES!
Time to get the krieg killteam
"You've made a big fucky wucky, now time for the forever box" - Members of a Krieg squad when the commissar doesn't suggest trying to beat a swarm lord with a shovel but instead to retreat to high ground.
Next episode of Vraks, I hope it will notice the struggle of Commissar handling their Krieger.
Nah man the dreadnoughts the forever box. The coffins' just a postcard addressed to the grave.
Are the Kriegs tactical nincompoops or what?
@@Briselance essentially the planet they come from were caught trying to leave the imperium so basically the imperium convinced the entire planet that they are born in debt to the emperor and sacrifice everything to make up for it, but ironically are excellent in the field and tactically too it just a meme how zealous they are! Hope that made sense
Said krieg man was later sent to a garden world on pdf duty for life for punishment as an example for disobeying orders.
The Heresy of a retreat will never slide in the presence of a Krieg, or a Shovel will slide directly into your skull!
Shame how they fell on that shovel... seven times.
@@user-xf2qt5il7n And suddenly lost half a leg, how strange that these things happen
Meanwhile, the Parisian Grenadiers: "We're not retreating, we're advancing in the opposite direction.... Yes, I know the enemy is that way, why do you think we're retrea- I mean advancing this way instead."
@@jasonreed1631 “Grenadiers never retreat! They only advance! But sometimes they advance in the other direction…”
Heresy of a retreat? Kriegs are amateurs and fools! Even a snotling would have more tactical skills!
Commissar-“good news everyone, we have been granted a one week vacation. I’m talking us all out an a retreat to a paradise world. Why are you all looking at me like that?”
kriegers…
I read that in Professor Farnsworths voice
when you tell a kriegsman that you are going on vacation to a paradise world, and he gets super excited because he thinks you mean they are deploying to Armageddon
Want to come in so I realizes they made a mistake trying to be a cake eater
This is so wrong on so many levels.
But, by the Emperor´s mummified testicles, it is hilarious.
Jokes aside, Kriegers will retreat if viable and if not doing it results in dying pointlessly without accomplishing anything substantial
THE EMPEROR BALL
@@vit968 Yeah, it sometimes gets lost in the memes but while the Krieger will die without giving it a second thought (and being happy about it) they want to do it for a purpose. There is no forgiveness in a death without meaning.
They are even known to execute commissars who force them to charge into artillery explosions cause there’s no point dying for the emperor if their not being able to kill the bastards shooting at them unfairly.
the only thing i find funny about this comment is the emperors mummified balls
when you honor the commisar who died, but you can know charge the enemy without him holding you back
"Okay, that's enough, Klaus. Time to let someone else pretend they finally died in the Emperor's name."
(muffled by coffin) "Five more minutes?"
Loyalist forces on Krieg after their governor gets shot in the fucking face be like:
When the commissar orders a tactic withdrawal
“Uh…I know we serve chaos but are you sure we should fight those guys?” -chaos guardsman probably after looking at them through a scope
other chaos heretic ''uhm absolutely fucking not, I may worship Khorne but thats just... messed up, you know I saw one of them actually take on one of the chaos marines with a shovel and beat him into submission?''
"Number 71943 died destroying an enemy fortification and allowing our forces to move further forward. His sacrifice inspires us, and his sendoff will celebrate his glorious death!"
i can only imagine how hard it must've been to animate that box moving around
commander: *calls retreat*
Krieg troops: *executes the commander, resume of suicide charge*
Kreig Commissar : The battle situation is worsening by the second. Im ordering a fullscale retreat.
Kreig soldier : Oopsy poopsy you made a fucky wucky. Time to get in the FOREVER BOX.
When anyone talks smack about Keanu reeves
The internet:
When the galaxy was dark and fan Animations were long considered a myth in the community, Janovich still posts content.
Not the hero we deserve, but the hero we need.
Plot twist: the coffin is full of explosives and these Kriegers are getting ready to use it.
Commissar: Who's in the box?
Krieg: yes.
Commissar: oh. . .
Glad to see this meme isn't as dead as our beloved Kriegers.
POV: you suggested using artillery instead of fixing bayonets against the enemy chaos titan
Commissar: Ok, I am the new Commissar in charge. Before we start why there's one coffin here?
Kriegsman: We will be assigned another Commissar?
Commissar: No, only one for battalion like always.
Kriegsman: That's why.
It's really nice to see that at least one Animator is not bowing to GW's genuinely unreasonable fucking demands.
The only time you should turn around is if you’re going back to the trenches to grab your second shovel.
He should have worded it differently. Not retreat but a full suicidal charge to a potential enemy flanking manouver to the rear. With artillery to boot.
Ah I see the Kreigers also participate in psychological warfare as well.
Fs in chat for the coolest commissar of all Yarrick
I didn't even know Kriegers have coffins, I assume they just use their dead bodies as a firing step for their trenches or something.
No, when a Krieger dies he just joins the sandbag division
@@_GenericAmerican And with that they may finally get to utilize cover. 😁
Their commissar got “demoted” to battle standard for cowardice
@@_GenericAmerican or the cooking battalion…
Oh they do have coffins. For women they want to make an example of a Kommissar they bad at Chargin toss them into the coffin then start dancing with the new Kommissar watching.
That is pretty much the hardest part about being a commissar in the kreig, keeping your meat puppets from actually charging into an artillery barrage to hit the incoming shells with a shovel.
Correction: It's the "Man-Emperor of Mankind".
TTS!
All hail the Man-Emperor of Mankind
I prefer Man-Child of Mankind
@@vit968 But that’s… thats’s Heresy!
@@bubbubthealmighty9240 BURN THE HERETIC, PURGE THE UNCLEAN!!!!!!
Desire to create a Krieg coffin dance diorama intensifies.
Why would you use a coffin for a sandbag?
The Corpse-Emperor protects of course.
That's how I want to go out when I die in the Trenches fighting for The Emperor, my favorite Krieg boys carrying me out like that.
High tier video
Deathkorpe sgt: MEN WE HAVE ORDERS TO RETREAT GET THE BOX AS SHIELDING!
To the frontline they lugged a coffin, inside it is 200 kilograms of high explosive.
They were dancing...
even in the face of death they still enjoy life as the emperor intended
They JUST enjoy life in the face of death*
(Sport for my bad english)
"Kriegers, the enemy is overwhelming us, we have to fall back to defensive posit...why are you looking at me like that"
Imperial officer"s last words
This implies they would waste resources by putting him in a box rather than using him as cover.
Now we need one of the Armageddon Steel legion carrying Commissar Yarrick. RIP big man
Wait wait wait. I thought the Death Korps had a difference between "dying for the emperor" and "dying needlessly"?
yep but you die for the emperor defending a position. You don't die needlessly while retreating and showing your backs to the enemy you know
It's both
Yea and kriegers rout and retreat the same as any other regiment. People just like to think that they dont
@@thevinaigretteboy they strategically relocate*
That's exactly what that Commissar said...
At least they got a coffin.
Usually they'd be used as a sandbag...
I've always wondered what a Commissar's funeral looked like. Now we know. :)
The commissars should have brought a regiment of Mordians if they wanted to keep the Kriegsmen in line.
More like the kriegsmen keep the commissars in line
Or some Valhallans to act as mediators.
Krieger: *confused gas mask noises*
Valhallan: "No, see, if you live longer, that's more slaying the Emperor's foes you get to do."
@@thebighurt2495 Krieger does not compute, Krieger has to die for my sins, and kill all of the emperor foes.
Now we know where the regimental commissar went...
That’s quite the ornate sandbag, Kriegsman. Add it to the pile.
"We're not retreating god damnit, we're surrounded, we're advancing in a new direction!
exacly its nit a retare just an asuslt in a diffnt direction
And an other commissar mysteriously dissapeared.
I can't believe the enemy were able to shoot the commissar in the back. How they managed to sneak behind him a mile behind friendly front lines and hit him with a lasgun unnoticed is quite a tragedy and largely unknown.
The commissar after deciding that it would be best to retreat to preserve lives in a krieg regiment
They even gave him a coffin! How fancy.
“Hey that’s a perfectly good ridge we can fall back t-“
I like how subtly out of time they are like the actual dance.
Kriegsman #2039457690-8234576: Sorry Command the Officer just tactically retreated into a shovel. We're commencing Operation Drown them in our blood now.
Krieg carrying Commissar Yarricks Coffin into every Tactical Advance/Withdraw lol
Krieg Commisar who is alive and still in the box: Emperor dammit, how long are they going to humiliate me in this box with that wretched song playing? I thought they'd kill me for ordering a retreat...
"retreat? No no your charging even if we have to carry you"
the amount of specialized selection of wording one must remember, it isn't retreating, it is relocating, "we will deal more damage if we relocate to this position" is about your only shot that I can think of with my lack of training in handling people like this, to manage attempting this communication...
The fallen shall be forever remembered as the Emperor’s finest.
THIS IS FUCKING INCREDIBLE!! HAHA!! YOU'VE DONE IT AGAIN BROTHER!!
Marines got dreadnoughts... But in Krieg... We carry coffins!
Love this gasmask design the most.
The four men are enthusiastically waiting for their own deaths as well
When your line been stormed by an equal foe forces that you had to retreat but the Commissar said hold the line
It's is sad to know the commissar tripped and stabed himself 3 times, in the back. What a shame.
"If I die place me in a coffin filled with high explosives and yeet me into an enemy fortification" - random Kriegsman.
There still marching slowly into enemy lines just doing so In style
I can only imagine they're going to load his coffin into a cannon and fire him at the enemy.
I approve. So does the Emperor. He told me so.
Random Commissar: I just don’t know how to get them to follow a retreat order. Every time one is given by end up killing the Commissar that gave order!
Ciaphas Cain *HERO OF THE IMPERIUM!* : Ha haha! Not to worry my friend! In order to lead the Krieg, you must think like the Krieg! Watch.
(Gets to a high position)
Cain: Attention everyone! We will be tactically retreating! 😅(what in the warp am I thinking!?)
Kriegers: (Ready their shovels to kill a hero)
Cain: (*gulp* ok keep calm Cain. First threaten with a proper punishment) Any who refuses this order and survive this battle will be forced to guard a Paradise world for the next five standard years!
Kriegers: …💀(lower their shovels slightly)
Cain: (THAT got their attention. I’m not dead yet, thank the Throne! Now to tempt them with a reward they can’t refuse!) Besides! If we retreat back to the third line, the enemy will have to enter a choke point. Not only will suicidal bayonet charges be highly effective but they will also be in range of friendly artillery! Meaning not only will you be able to kill a grand amount of heretics but our artillery will probably kill you before they’re filthy blades get the chance to! DEATH AND GLORY FOR EVERYONE!!!!
Kriegers: ……
Cain: 🙂(🫠Oh God Emperor they’re going to kill meeeeeeee! Oh why did I agree to lead The Deah Core!? I miss Jurgen!!! 😭)
Kriegers: (Erupts into joyful cheers)
Cain: …(huh!?)
Kriegers: You heard The *HERO OF THE THE IMPERIUM!!!* let’s fall back and ready our bayonets! WE DIE TODAY FOR THE GLORY OF KRIEG AND THE IMPERIUM! He really is the greatest Commissar of them all!🥹
The Death Core falls back defying all logic and laws of the universe. Rare excitement coursing through their veins at the thought of not only charging their enemies but dieing to their own artillery. Filling their heart with nihilistic joy.
Random Commissar: …that… was INCREDIBLE!!! You actually did it! Great work Commissar Cain!
Cain: 😄 Well of course! Nothing I couldn’t handle! ( 😵💫THAT SHOULD *NOT* HAVE WORKED! I SHOULD BE DEAD…AGAIN!!!)
Krieg Captain: Mmmph mm mmmph ummph mmmph?
Cain: uuuh Of course I’d be happy too! 😊
Krieg Captain: Mmmph mm ummph! 👍
Cain: …What did he just say and what did I just agree to?
Random Commissar: Oh he asked if you would be leading the charge. Quite brave of you but I’m sure it’s nothing much to a hero of your status and prestige!
Cain: Well I wouldn’t make the men I lead do anything I wouldn’t do! HAA HA HAHA HAAA! 😄…(💀Inner sobbing intensifies)
Add comments to boost this Cain needs this made cannon!
this made me absolutely cry of laughter.
Part 2:
Random kriegsman: Muhmp mhupmh muphmh?
Cain: Uuuuh
Krieg commissar: he asked if they could use shovels
Cain: Well uuh sure i guess
Random Kriegsman: (Excitited gas mask noises)
Cain: Look! Enemy titan! Oh s!;#;÷! Quick go to that high cliff!
Random kriegsman: Mhmp mhmp mumhp?
Krieg commisar: he asked that they jump into the enemy titan with their shovel to destroy it
Cain: Sure, as long as yo-
Random Kriegsman: MHMPMHM! MHHHHHHHMP!
All kriegs: (take out shovel and start goin to the high cloff to jump into enemy titan)
pov: you manage to reatrieve a future dreadnought from the battlefield
When the commander doesn’t recommend charging the enemy trench.
Don’t be fooled I’m betting that coffin is crammed to the brim with explosives. They’re just dancing to appease the machine spirit in the detonator.
Only 87k subs? Surely the Chaos gods are messing around with the algorithm! Someone call the damned tech priest!
Retreat: (ree-tree-t) verb. Heresy with extra steps.
-Excerpt from the krieger dictionary.
Damn, good job on making the casket look like it has actual weight.
Keep on toastin, Janovich!! 🍞🍞🍞 The Emperor smiles upon you and all of Krieg.
40K years in the future… there is only coffin dance
And some day this shall all be theirs. So they dance.
Here is an Algorithm kick in the nuts for your channel and hard work. The Emperor Protects. And yes my Veteran Sharpshooter looks like a Kriegsman and uses a trench tool!!!
Commissar “I suggest a tactical withdraw”
Kriegsman “alright get in the forever box”
Dead Korps on Battlefield, shaken, not stirred...
Plot twist: The coffin is actually for a broken trench shovel
Unless you’re on Vraks during the just “Kill 90% of our forces for 5 feet of ground” push.
That's an unusual way of transporting hand grenades.
I like how everyone agrees that the coffin contains the cowardly commissar
His weapon “Malfunctioned and went off hitting the back of his head 12times and fell upon his bayonet…”. Don’t suggest tactical withdrawal…Advance for the emperor and banish the cur lol. Great work sir
When the commissar says no to a suicidal charge against a Chaos Titan
A meme is born
Me and the lads on the way to the corpse starch dispenser:
This is why the phrase "advance to the rear" exists
Upon arriving to the battlefield, the Cadians begged the Kriegsmen to retreat
And the Krieg Commissar replied "Retreat? Hell, we just got here"
Oh my! The coffin dance done right!
New meme obtained to troll the heretics