r/Prorevenge I Exposed a Cheater and His Pr****tute to His Wife!
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r/Prorevenge This entitled jerk comes into OP's casino every week with a woman and acts like a complete douchebag. OP is patient and clever, and waits for the perfect opportunity for revenge. That opportunity finally comes when the cheater accidentally reveals his true identity, which gives OP a chance to track down his wife and expose his double life!
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"Sneaky Snitch" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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I looooove stories of cheaters getting what's coming to them!
Is that a fetish?
Shit
rSlash donât we all?
@@tolkas2287 I think we do.
Always
Imagine cheating on your wife and getting mad when someone exposed you
I remember some years ago a rapper made a song about his notifications exposing his cheating and getting mad at the cellphone...
Can't remember what it's called tho.
That might have been satire, but some people are just incapable of admitting they've done something wrong.
Sometimes it's an actual mental disorder.
Yeah
I mean... that isn't hard to imagine. I don't think people who cheat on their wives are emotionally secure enough to accept someone ratting them out.
Imagine not liking snitches? Impossible to imagine
That's why my dad left our family
The word 'cockwomble' is the most aggressively british thing I've ever heard.
same lmao
Usually people say that about "wanker". Or "knobhead".
Google the word
saaame
im british and the next time someone pisses me off im gonna call them a cockwomble
âWho told my wife?!â
Sir we donât even know your name, much less your wifeâs
lol
Lol
perfect summary, simply perfect
I read the title as âI exposed a cheater and prostituted his wifeâ, I thought damn that sounds more like nuclear revenge XD.
*Get nae nae'd* meme inserted here
I needed that laugh, thanks for that!
Cringe ass nae nae baby
Me too lol
SentinelHD nah
Iâm saying it again but better: Petition for RSlash to make 1 hour and 30 minutes of subreddits for 1.50 million subscribers
I'm not usually one to comment on a comment but I can 100% support this. @rSLASH best idea I've seen in your comments section to be honest.
30 minutes for 1 subreddit
You have my support
Not an hour 50 minutes?
Better yet: 150 minutes (2:30hours)
Update on the "David" story. The user "MostlyGruntled" died in May 2020 due to injuries resulting from an auto accident, but his widow gave an update. These are her words:
Site Manager.
He started as planned in the new position on a building project for a distribution centre. Mark had already said what Site Manager and David were unhappy about. Being on a fixed 18 month contract as a self employed person was a disadvantage compared to being an employee. But that was before the coronavirus. After the virus hit most of the employees were laid off, some were furloughed, but because of the contract the company had to keep paying the Site Manager in full. What he thought was a bad thing turned out to be his saviour.
Noisy Gobshite.
The last that David could tell me about Noisy Gobshite was that he has been forced to divest his share of the business so he no longer owns a third. He had to sign a personal liability agreement regarding his assets in the event of total liabilities being greater than the value of the company. The way I understand that is that if, for example, the total bills for Noisy Gobshite's mistakes are more than the company can pay, then Noisy Gobshite must pay the extra even if that means he loses his house. He had to give up his share of the business because they couldn't keep trading if he was involved. He needs them to keep going to pay the lawyers. He hasn't been charged with a crime yet but it's certain that he will. They take a long time investigating and preparing before they charge him. Something to do with needing to be ready to go to court once he is charged. It also came to light that he had a warning for similar but much more minor damage to a listed building in 2011. David has been told that during the investigation some "irregularities" we're discovered by the local authority and were referred to HMRC (the tax man) and Noisy is also being investigated for VAT fraud. One of the earliest comments on Mark's story said "expensive cup of coffee". An understatement if ever I've seen one. The big news was going to be about Noisy Gobshite and the sexual assault/rape of one of the P.A.s in the ACC offices in 2017 and sexual harassment of other staff too. The rape/assault did happen but wasn't Noisy Gobshite. It was a former Finance Director. Stories about sexual harassment of female staff have not developed and turned out to be just rumour.
David.
Financially and workwise he is probably one of the few people who were not affected by the covid19 outbreak. Because he works on his own and has no social distancing issues he has continued almost as usual. He said work is easier because, in his words "the usual plonkers are not there to trip on my equipment or stick plank ends into my finished work". Personally, David is not doing so well. Outside of family David took Mark's death worse than anybody. He tries not to show it in front of me. When he is with me he is a rock. He has saved me from myself. He is one of three people where I feel I can really let go about Mark. Or so I thought. I spoke to David's wife last week and she was so sweet and sympathetic about it but she had to tell me to hold back a little with David. He looks strong to me but his wife says it's shattering him. I knew he and Mark were good friends. She says he has taken Mark's death very badly. She says in all their marriage she only saw him cry once when their dog died. She didn't see him cry when his parents passed. She says he seems lost now and has cried quite a few times. The worst thing to hear is that the time he cries is after he has been to see me. I feel terrible. It's obvious that he was grieving but I didn't know I was putting so much on him. I'm going to be more careful and stop using him to vent all my pain. I wish she had spoken sooner. Or maybe I should have been aware of it instead of being so selfishly focused on my own grief. That's as much as I know about the updates. They are waiting to see what Noisy gets charged with. If he is guilty of damage to listed buildings he might go to prison. If he is guilty of VAT fraud he'll almost definitely go to prison. Either way the fine will e six figures. David said he wondered if he'd like prison coffee. He's got evil sense of humour.
thank you for that
What a shame, condolences and thanks for the update.
Thank you for the update. Best wishes to David and hope your grief transitions to the lovely memories you had with Mark. RIP Mark
Thanks for the update. Sorry for your loss. It will get better for both of you....really it will.
"Get me a coffee."
"Sure, that'll be ÂŁ800,000."
R. Persson youâre fired!
For anyone who doesn't know by now ÂŁ800k is equivalent to 1,034,748.00 US dollars. Wow...holy f***ing sh*t
âAnd Iâm not getting your coffeeâ
Hey buddy can you please link me to 1st story for this one. Thanks
âSure, thatâll be ÂŁ800,000. Also criminal charges. Also youâve irrevocably destroyed a piece of history.â
"J": hA iDiOtS!! I gEt To ScReAm At DeAlErS aNd ChEaT On My WiFe!!! NoThInG CaN StOp Me!
Dealer: Hold My Beer
*Hold my cards
Ftfy
@@panzerschliffehohenzollern4863 that's so much better
@@reddoxrage thank!
@@panzerschliffehohenzollern4863 OFC!
GAmerS We ARe gaMERs
A cockwomble, according to the Urban Dictionary:
âAn overly officious oaf or spiteful person. Someone who takes great delight in the misery of others by being deliberately obtuse and ignorant.â
"I couldn't get into the nightclub. That cockwomble on the door said I didn't look like the photo on my ID card!"
"That cockwomble neighbour has let his dog shit on my lawn again!"
Wow, with the examples? Dedication
Good to know!!! I'll add this to my list of wonderful things to say to assholes that'll have no idea what I'm talking about!!! đđ
Wombles are fictional creatures from a 1970s British children's animation series. As the story goes, they live in a burrow under Wimbledon Common and get by collecting and recycling litter.
So if a womble is a critter that roams Wimbledon Common looking for litter, then a cockwomble is someone who roams Wimbledon Common (or other parks and public areas) looking for cock.
So a male Karen? đ€
Or a dick head
that was probably the most expensive request for coffee I'll ever see
Hey buddy can you link me to the video on the 1st story. Please and thank you.
For that money you might aswel go to Starbucks
@@sounddrone8 yeah.....Starbucks........on the other side of the world
Hey is there a part 3 to this if there is can u send me a link to it
Aesthia thanks for posting the link! I have been listening to the videos and I had heard the first one but I never bothered to look it up on reddit. Iâll finish reading it later just in case I donât get to the update here first!
Dude, you said 800k dollars near the end of the story when it's pounds. Converted from pounds... it's just over a million dollars!!! That's an expensive apology.
If the dude wait's long enough that much due to the inflation caused by a no deal brexit, January next year will just be around 1 dollar. ;)
@@ecos889 oof someone didn't pay attention in economics class.
@@OnlyTheQuack Someone is unaware of what a joke is.
@@ecos889 your making a joke about the wrong thing. Brexkt wownt do anything because it will never happen. Maybe 'the US will no longer have any people alive after corona' or idk.
@@OnlyTheQuack It already happened
i fell asleep with an rSlash video playing last night⊠woke up with an rSlash video playing this morning.
now all iâm recommended is rSlash.
and iâm not complaining.
Lol
Lol
Ha
@@taxcollectord4679 you broke the chain
Lol
A person as horrible as the first guy totally deserves the revenge đđ
The sad thing is, theres a whole app of men that do this. Millions of men
@@xBumblebee7x oh shit
@@xBumblebee7x wasn't that hacked and the names exposed?
@@rai1879 that was backpage.com, not Seeking Arrangements, its still going strong
@@xBumblebee7x damn!
Op: Stefan (The Bulgarian)
Me, a Bulgarian: *sweats intensly*
What did they dig up on us nowđđđđ
I am still stressing ab this.
poor guy is a victim of doing his job and doing it well, but itâs not the job that was required
âThe House always winsâ
Not if youâre NCR
rubrik's triangle
Itâs a part of Fallout NV
Or if you're called Luigi
Ave True to caesar
Fwein Alvs
NCR and Proud
@@sea-bassisabottlecapco3767 *not if you're the courier
I love that you can hear in his voice when Rslash becomes excited over good revenge and smiles. Itâs incredible. You can hear him smile. Thatâs what I love about this guy
...how do you not know he just chugged three quarts of hot chocolate?
âThe house always winsâ
Cold
that reminds me of billy the kid cus he fought against a group called the house
Well except for Mr. House from Fallout New Vegas. Voice actor passed away some time ago. Like last week if I recall.
This is the way.
Heard that and was like, "Niiiiiiiiiice!"
@@YokomichiSilver guess the house gone bust
"The house always wins." Twas a good one.
RSlash: "says fallout reference"
Me: "Ah I see your a man of culture as well"
5:11
Idek if itâs a fallout nv reference or just a common phrase but Iâm gonna imagine rslash doing a fallout nv play through anyway
Ahhh, as always, on cue, my daily dose of rslash.
Almost as good as drugs
@@adondriel No no no MORE powerful than drugs
@@desiterdane4286 *YES*
@Deister Dane spinning around until you get dizzy is the worst drug
@@sokolmemedi532 true
So this is what I found
Cockwomble: (noun) A person, usually male, prone to making outrageously stupid statements and/or inappropriate behaviour while generally having a very high opinion of their own wisdom and importance
69 likes, nice
"All you have to do is say sorry for treating me like garbage and firing me for it"
"No!"
"Fine, that'll cost you 800,000 pounds."
cockwomble means A little/short man that has a very high opinion of himself.
As someone who has also worked at the casino as a dealer, i totally understand this person. i had some dude who would come drunk, drink a lot more there and then flirt with every woman that walked past him, whether it was staff or guests. i hated the dude. what was fun was when someone told his wife where he went every end of the month. she came in, asked to see him and then when she saw wat he was doing, she just told him that she was gonna divorce him. his face was priceless!!! i understand later on he was also cheating with her bff and that everything he "owned" was actually on her name. after the divorce, even the "bff" left him for another rich dude
Well I can only guess to what exactly a "Cockwomble" is BUT:
+There was an old BBC puppet animated show called The Wombles. The intro song explains everything about them (which I will put at the end of the post)
+A Womble is also an obscure London slang term for someone who picks up someone for "rough sex", gay or straight, for public sex acts on Wimbledon Common.
THE WOMBLING SONG
From The Wombles - British TV Series
(Mike Batt)
Underground, overground, wombling free,
The Wombles of Wimbledon Common are we.
Making good use of the things that we find,
Things that the everyday folks leave behind.
Uncle Bulgaria,
He can remember the days when he wasn? behind the times,
With his map of the world.
Pick up the papers and take them to Tobermory!
Wombles are organised, work as a team.
Wombles are tidy and Wombles are clean.
Underground, overground, wombling free,
The Wombles of Wimbledon Common are we!
People don't notice us, they never see,
Under their noses a Womble may be.
We womble by night and we womble by day,
Looking for litter to trundle away.
We're so incredibly, utterly devious
Making the most of everything.
Even bottles and tins.
Pick up the pieces and make them into something new,
Is what we do!
Underground, overground, wombling free,
The Wombles of Wimbledon Common are we.
Making good use of the things that we find,
Things that the everyday folks leave behind.
Ohhh i remember that show noice
Just means someone thatâs stupid. Thatâs it
Neil Price you hella smart
Neil Price
No no itâs what Sovietwomble is called by people when he posts every year instead or monthly or weekly
Kinda sounds like âthe mobâ on a budget lol
If people were just relatively honest and respectful, they won't have to worry about these issues.
You just have to PRETEND to be honest and respectful, not actually be it.
That's just basic self-interest .... I don't understand humans.
Pretty much. People will be less likely to want to screw you over if you're nice to them. A lot less likely.
That last case? The landlord deserves a payment for negligence (not informing the court that the payment took place), and in fact, the tenant is a scumbag!
Rslash: The House Always Wins
Me: Did he- did he just make a New Vegas referrence?
He made a generic casino reference.
@@davidmcgill1000 i rather imagine him referencing New Vegas that normal, bland casinos. Lucky 38 is better than most casinos today.
When my dad taught me how to play cards, the #1 rule was that the house always wins.
Im trying to get my sis to post on this subreddit. She raised a case againt her old boss and they almost settled for 3,000$ but her lawyer said that it was worth up to 20,000$!!! shed fit right in
post a link if she posts on the subreddit
You need to have 50 karma to post there now, so if she just made the account it won't be possible immediately
@@Proserpira 50 karma is kinda easy to get
@@BlueRayofLight Yeah but as in, you can't make an account and immediately post there.
Chidera Divine Onyebuchi itâs basically the combined amount of likes you have on your account. Not sure if dislikes count too.
Hey, you forgot to link to all the stories in the description. I like reading the discussion around the posts occasionally and was disappointed I couldnât follow links to get them
Agreed..
Its r/idontworkerelady "your fired!" "I dont work here lol"
Its not that video, its this one czcams.com/video/q7cAtJ268vo/video.html
Starting at 5:07
Iâm so happy to have an update on Davidâs story!
Idk why...but im like "J" on gta in the casino
When I play gta5 o kill for fun whit my dead bike
Ahh cheaters got caught i need my coffee for this sweet revenge
May I advise a nice Indonesian Kopi Luwat? ;)
Make sure you don't order someone to get you your coffee...
This is my second coffee of the day it's called rSlash prorevenge wow this the first time I got any likes
Im really in love withthis david guy. He is so freaking smart that i cant even yall and the fact that he is *oNE OF THE SMART PEOPLE WHO ACTUALLY TAKE REVENGE ON PEOPLE LIKE THOSE* is one of the best things ever.
Oh boy...what an update...love it...lol
Thank you for that update.
I want to see more
r/nuclearrevenge
Op: J :it is wensday my dealer
nice job keeping it family friendly! keep the stories coming
I love this channel so much! Iâm sorry about the demonetizations from CZcams
YOu asked: "what is a cockwomble". Me: Not a clue.
It mean a very obnoxious person
The dickhead version of Sovietwomble. Or what his friends call him
"(UK,slang,derogatory) A foolish or obnoxious person"
@@1nfinitune533 Cyanide will be pleased by this comment :D
Agent Kansas632
Said the same thing in a different comment
What always upsets me about these sexual revenge stories, is no amount of revenge can undo the horrible sexual behaviours anybody went through.
What you left out of that last revenge was that even though the money from the chattel execution was returned to the landlord, the good seized and sold at auction would have been sold at a lower amount than they were worth new (or possibly even second hand as the bidders are likely trying to turn a profit on the goods they are bidding on). Therefore, to replace the amount of goods seized in the chattel execution would cost more than the payment would have. Extra bonus on the revenge.
Oh if you couldâve SEEN my face when you described the post you had an update for. Dude i was ecstatic I remember listening to that one and dying - this was just awesome
I really liked that Fallout New Vegas reference
Ah, Lovely, if people weren't entitled, this would all be easier.
*_Awesome video Rslash!_*
Another great rslash video, these things always crack me up đŻ
âThe house always winsâ looks like a NFS payback reference
It's not
No it is Fallout New Vegas
I guess you could say âJâ was given the royal flush.
Oh gosh, the historic building one kills me inside. I'm a huge history nerd, and the idea of losing part of a building that has been there for hundreds of years just because some jackass is cheap is agonizing.
That last one tho man lmao
Cockwomble, ah, I love being British, it means "obnoxious (and whatever else you want to call them)".
Did he forget the link, or am I just not finding it.
Surely the clerk would have informed OP when handing them the form that they should inform the court if their cheque was paid? And the bailiff at the time of collection would have been able to check if the money had been paid. It seems a little unbelievable...
thanks for the restoration update!
Ah the greatest word to have ever been used: cockwomble. Brings a tear to my eye, everytime
Number one rule of the casino, never threaten a pit boss
Just common sense, it will end badly for you
You need a compilation of puppy bloopers
Iâve been waiting for this one!
5:27 you mean like the Reddit links you seem to forgot for quite a while lmao
Basically, Stefan is a 'bash-maistor" :D
I absolutely LOVE rslash I watch it every morning and most of the day and night
Whenever the rslash logo comes up between stories my phone turned into a macarena
it's so entertaining for me how the logo looks like it wobbles like jelly lol
âCockwombleâ read: Boris Johnson
"....can honestly say that i've nEver been so anxoius...."
đ best voice crack
I love watching your vids because I can do something else whilst also listening to your voice.
The construction job kinda reminds me of the story about Noisy Gobshite!!đ€Łđ€Ł HAHAHA!! Just realized what you were blurring out!! It IS!! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I LOVE THIS STORY!!!âŸđ
I notice we havenât been getting puppy bloopers... does this mean weâre getting a puppy bloopers Christmas special???
As per my wife (Mary) suggestion (remember if you do she wants a shout you đ)
I'm hoping he finally wised up and got the damn thing some professional training.
Anyone have any clue about which building he's talking about ?
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/09/01/historic-england-hits-roof-400-year-old-ceiling-torn-day-inspectors/
i'm assuming its this one.
Person: **loses $800,000**
Casino owners: What that's Tuesday
ÂŁ800,000 is actually over a million dollars
Ok but did I ask
Because it's so trueđđ
And i dont even have 800$
All of the dislikes are the offended cheaters
Or cockwombles
@@ati88 Likely both.
@@WobblesandBean and Karens
I love that ive been here long enough to remember stories enough for updatesđ
I love these stories but that joke made my day where the house always wins
Not all heroes wear condoms
I certainly don't.
Just ask your mother!
@@Nerobyrne Some have babies!
@@desiterdane4286 wanna have some more?
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@@Nerobyrne Uhhhhh....
@@desiterdane4286 haha relax I'm joking ^.^
I see you more than my own father
Same man. He is still getting the milk we needed about 8 years ago
@@aaronoconnor4392 that's a nice long walk
@@aaronoconnor4392 i dont understand the "dad went to the store to buy random object and never came back" can someone like explain it to me
@@Aptezo he never went to buy anything. He just isn't coming back. That's how parents tell kids their father walked out in them
@@charlesbennett5819 so basically its just the dad ditching the family
I LOVE YOUR FOLLOW UPS
"the house always wins" just made my day
cockwomble is an english way to say dickhead, but we also use the word dickhead, cockwomble just gives your insult a little more pizazz
There is a legal liability in the end of that last story somewhere, maybe withholding information pertinent to the course of legal actions or something.
surprisingly i have watched that video
i only discovered your channel 3 days ago so
apparently i binge watched 25+ videos at least and 50 probably in 3 days i enjoy them i watch for 3 hours then go to gaming videos and later do the same
love ur vids you are the only reddit chanel im subbed to beacuse you take your time to read it insted of using robot voice
Story #1: So, is OP going to 'ProRevenge' EVERY "douchey" gambler; since any & everyone who spends/gambles a substantial amount of money has carte blanche to act and treat staff in any manner as they deem fit?
I understand why "Gobshite" is blurred, but why "Noisy?"
Noisy Gobshite.
rslash doesn't have his Noisy liscence and using it without one is a criminal offence
Oh god I was worried about what it might say under that blur. I came to the comments to see if anyone knew. Thank god it's just Noisy Gobshite.
@@rai1578 Ikr? Even I was worried and I've read the whole saga to date.
I want more puppy bloopers. :P
Time for my daily r/slash content on my way home from work
The House always wins: reminds me a lot to Fallout New Vegas Mr.House.
5:15 the game was rigged from the start
Aaahh yes daily dose. Listen to you while making breakfast everyday đ€žââïž
I can understand David; in my area, there are plenty of houses dating as far back as the eightteenth century. Particularly the victorian-styled buildings are particularly pretty. Sadly, whenever they're restored, the owners/architects can't be bothered to restore the wrought iron balcony rails and replace them with straight, modern pols that are a complete eyesore.
Speaking of gambling, when I was a small child I actually tried to make a makeshift gambling game with Monopoly money before I even knew what gambling was.
When my parents found out what I was trying to do with my cousins they laughed and told me what gambling was.
Great story
Oh damn i was fast, 50 seconds into upload
Mr. Speedwings more like 5 minutes
@@blurr1903 thats what youtube said, but ok
The cup of coffee that destroyed a historical building.
For anyone who doesn't quite get the building stuff for the UK, part. It's called "Grey Listed" meaning that it has historical meaning, can't be torn down but only fixed. Look at places like Burton (a place that made beers) or some bridges that can from the time where knights were around. These things are practically untouchable
Theres 1 dislike its been 5 minutes and 1 dislike
It's the DB from the first story. đ
I live in a somewhat rural market town in south west england and a couple years ago we had windows replaced in our edwardian era house. We were meant only to have them reframed and replaced with new glass etc (we had double glazed but it was falling apart a bit).
So my mum being smart and having been effed about before by construction workers had every decision made over recorded phone calls, emails, recorded and transcripted conversations etc to cover her back. Basically one day nobody was able to be in the house during one of the working days where they were removing material and putting windows in my mums room and they literally cut out a structural support that was holding the wall up above the window (obviously originally the window was put in first but it's an old house with weird archways and overhangings). She had thankfully taken photos beforehand as with everything else, took them to court they eventually settled covering all our legal fees, full refund and they had to finish the job and pay for the extra costs of repairing the broken wall, broken stone brick wall. Was very stressful for my parents but shows them not to make decisions without clients permissions. Ps we did try and settle before going to court they tried to negate any responsibility naturally
"The house always wins."
Is it too late to make a CSI Miami reference?
Everyone in the world: "YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!"
One of the most frustrating things in life is when you an experienced person has to put up with the incompetence and illogical, irrational attitude of an inexperienced people