Why This Animal is a War Criminal
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"Those are the eyes of an animal that aren't afraid to go back to hell."
You're damn right about that
"I'm born in hell so I'm not afraid to be sent there again"
@Rob Shabibo correction, the comment directly above you is cringe
@Rob Shabibo you mean you are cringe
@Rob Shabibo look buddy i can do this all day
@@michagabo8819 Seek help. I'm not kidding.
There's only 3 reasons why cute animals can survive in this world:
1. Pretty privilege
2. A nasty personality
3. Homicidal
4. All of the above
And pretty privilege is useful only among people... Animals don't care how they dinner looks :>
@@fidadefoe Cute privilege means predators underestimate their prey.
animals are only cute for 2 reasons.(individualistically, not species encompassing)
1. to getaway with being useless
2. they're evil
@@fidadefoe i care how my dinner looks
"For those of you who want to disregard this entire video because you think they're cute, that's cool. No seriously, I completely understand. They said the same thing about Ted Bundy."
Damn, that wasn't even meant for me and it still stung.
That why they're my favourite smart cute with dark side it be boring if they didn't have something dark going on
Friendly reminder: The pokemon named Furret was more based on River Otters rather than an actual Ferret. This can be shown in its ability to learn almost all Water-type moves including Surf, Dive, Waterfall, and Whirlpool.
yeah ferrets suck
well thankfully furret doesn't have any messed up dex entries..!!
He can walk but running still won’t save you
Then why is it Normal Type?
@@stephanniemorin ask them
“Violence may not be the answer, but life is multiple choice”
Words to live by!
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The "mars rover" is on greenland people you can Google earth it yourself, they are the biggest Theater in the world the truth needs to be #saidczcams.com/video/3mJ8G-p_iP8/video.html#
At around 40:00 in that video you can see them with the marsrover in greeland
Honestly, I think violence is the answer for some things
@@silashurd3597 true, like defending yourself or others in immediate dangerous situations
@@jagmannenarbrand8373 YES! At least someone gets me!
“Violence may not be the answer, but life is multiple choice.” My god man, your words are so very excellent in their delivery and effect!
This was probably the weakest joke I've heard him tell... Still a decent one but the wording doesn't make sense lol. Doesn't matter if a question is multiple choice or not if the answer is still wrong 🤷♀️
@@user-pz4bt5bc3d You are not thinking through all the way. To say life is a multiple choice is to say that there will be many questions to be had, and sometimes the correct choice for some of those questions is violence. Violence isn't inherently bad, especially when it comes to survival. So for this otter each day/experience or "question" can be and is more than likely going to be violence since its surrounded by all kinds of predators.
The joke is was great, and can be applied to both humans and animals which makes it even more relatable.
@@user-pz4bt5bc3d *But it’s an option*
@@user-pz4bt5bc3d you do know violence is only wrong when it comes to human concepts of morality, not when it comes to nature itself, right? lol
"violence may not be the answer, but violence is a question, and the answer is yes'
"Those are the eyes of an animal that is not afraid to go back to hell."
Your commentaries are always so entertaining and informative at the same time 😂
"violence may not be the answer but life is multiple choice."
While working on a golf course in Florida, I saw a gang of otters teasing an egret. Egrets are actually pretty tough about aiming that beak at animals that bother them, and even dogs leave them alone if they've been hit once. Just so you know the danger to the otters. Anyway, the egret was minding it's business, fishing in a stream, and getting ready to strike a fish, when three otters that were waiting just for this opportunity, slapped the water, and the fish moved. The egret walked on down a bit and tried again...same slap on the water. They kept at it for ever. I went off to mow and came back and they were still at it until the egret started going after the otters. They didn't attack the egret, when they could have. They didn't get their own fish. It was literally more important to the otters to irritate somebody, than to eat or be safe.
This person is single handedly making me realise that real life is just like Pokémon. The Animals are cute but their dex entries are horrifying
Yeah
He is pretty much a walking pokedex
At least none are as bad as driftblim
@@silverreaps6803
You mean kidnapping children?
Orcas hunt and isolate seal pups off their groups to toy with them. Dolphins quite literally violate Porpoises regardless of age and Chimpanzees murk baby chimps of other Gangs of Chimps.
@@omegadeadpool2947 oh... nvm then
"Equality is a lie, only the strong will survive, there is no mercy."
- Some Otter
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@@justina7966 nobody wants this get out
@@justina7966 The otter lords will not tolerate your lust. Your city will burn to ash at their will, and your soul will be consumed by the Dark Lords. Remember their black eyes, for it will be the last thing you ever see
@@ComradeHistorian Your god does not exist.
I love how this guy cuts through all the boring crap in other animal documentaries and just gives us the good shit.
I love how 9 minutes changed my whole view of one of my favorite animals
"Violence may not be the answer, but life is multiple choice."
I'm going to start using that from now on.
That quote is fire
Violence is not the answer but it's the question and the answer is yes
@@someone-vg9pq way too overused tho
interesting fact: if the weasel was the size of an average dog they would be the worlds worst predator including humans. Thats a real fact look it up
@@breakingames7772 oh and also ants can take over the world if they were the size of elephants, it’s crazy that is you make an aggressive animal big it will be stronger.
I am offended that homeboy left out the fact that Giant River Otters that live in the Amazon will also beat up any sharks that accidentally wander into the river.
You came to the wrong waters fool
If that's not nature's metal, then I don't know what it is
@@mugenokami2201 when the minimap starts exploding with red dots like a 14 year old acne patient and they say "Never should've come here..."
How do they wander that far?
@@kanekikingstorm2113 bullsharks are known to wander up rivers since they're one of the few who are able to do so.
I saw some of those giant river otters at an aquarium once 13 years ago and I will never forget the sounds those things would make. It haunted me before we even laid eyes on them. Their eyes are so scary, too!!! I would never want to meet one in the water.
A few years back, there's been an incident in a zoo here in Brazil. Apparently, a kid fell in the otters cage. I don't remember every single detail, but the kid either died or got very close to it. Those otters are simply scary.
I think it was the one where he lived but got arrested
On the other hand, they evolved to defend their group against caiman, leopards, and anaconda and they eat murder-fish. So their tactics make sense.
@@frankG335Jaguars, not leopards.
Na verdade, a criança morreu. Como se não bastasse as ariranhas já serem naturalmente agressivas na época um filhote tinha nascido há pouco dias no tanque, e por isso, elas estavam ainda mais hostis que o "normal" 🤓
"Like Rugrats but in Hell."
So they're all Angelica, got it.
lmaooo great point
They’re called Demonica over there. Fun fact that might be factual ^^
@@NewGothOnTheBlock oh cool thanks for sharing
damn straight
@@justina7966 bro what
"a reptile dysfuction"
I have never heard a better line to describe a croc getting winded XD
I had to say it out loud before I got it lmao
That's an alligator not croc
It is a punchline to a joke story I heard a few years back.
A little kid plays with his toy dinosaur while watching TV with his mom. Suddenly a commercial comes on for viagra. The mother gets nervous as the boy watches the commercial. When it ends, she sighs in relief but the boy turns to her with his toy in his hands still and says "mom, I know what killed the dinosaurs" glad it wasn't about the commercial she smiles and asks "what killed the dinosaurs, billy?"
"A reptile dysfunction."
@@sarahlou7796 This Channel here is entertaining af, but dont stop here. So many others on youtube entertain with crazyness. Most of all Science-Channel and Atheist-Channel, like Sci Man Dan, Joe Scott, Oversimplified, but also 'harder Science like Professor Dave doesnt need you to have a Giga-Big-Brain to enjoy.
I was just about to comment that lol
Bro it's very wholesome of you to always qualify who should donate and who shouldn't. IMO it should be the norm, but it just isn't. So credit where it's due!
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"When your neighborhood looks like that, your only real option is war." -The Balkans
and the middle east
Hey the Balkans arent that... ok yeh this place is hell i want out
As a slav, i fucking cackled
And africa
@@furiouslemmings5207 only if your an invasive Zionist.
Fun fact: the giant river otter's indigenous name is "Ariranha", which translates into "water jaguar"
Yup that why they attack with no warning
Which is funny since jaguars already swim in the water very very well.
The "mars rover" is on greenland people you can Google earth it yourself, they are the biggest Theater in the world the truth needs to be #saidczcams.com/video/3mJ8G-p_iP8/video.html#
At around 40:00 in that video you can see them with the marsrover in greeland
@@backbone93 congratulations, you found a NASA training facility. Here's your cookie 🍪
@@backbone93 this isn't space science
You had me at "violence might not be the answer, but life is multiple choice." Great video and love your work.
"...the most disrespectful things on four legs..."
😂
"Im only 6 feet when I'm lying and on Tinder"
Why is this man relatable af
Real question is….
Why are you in every comment section
Cause he keep it real
@@mcassorted5947 he has a super power and he god
hey i was wondering when you would show up
Bro you are literally everywhere. I see you on DPS songs. I see you on Thought2 videos, and now here????
Normal people: aww that's cute
Zoologists: here's how it keeps warm, lives, and what it eats
This walking pikipedia: here's exactly how and why it will brutally murder you and give you a closed casket
(Edit: thought of a better name for the dude so I changed it)
Just like Pokémon
6:13
I snorted, this man is a POET👏😭👏😭
“Irreptile dysfunction” had me dying 😂😂😂
"Violence may not be the answer but life is multiple choice"
How does one acquire such quotable wisdom?
By not listening to the Jedi....
Fortune cookie
Skunk Fu
Imagine if he were your dad and you tried to tell him literally anything, or being married to him and trying to get anything done.
Life is a soup and I am a fork.
That otter's eyes are hauntingly soulless. Holy shit.
Evidence for this "soul" thing your talking about?
Which one, there are several
@@Raydensheraj When someone refers to something as "soulless", its generally being used in comparison to how much perceived emotions we can see in other creatures. So to say the otter's look soulless, it is to suggest they seemingly look deprived of emotion, specifically empathy in most cases. Now, I'm more than willing to dog on religious beliefs and magical thinking, but I'm pretty sure this comment isn't about anything magical, its you being confused as to how language is usually used.
@@Raydensheraj Evidence for this “brain” thing you supposedly have?
@@normalprofile5553 We know the brain exists.
The "soul" on the other hand doesn't.
I love the river-wolves so very very much, and they're losing their habitat insanely fast. You mentioned that the tamarin monkeys are endangered- the South American river otter population is even lower, and shrinking. As for their aggression toward humans, only 44 cases of otter attacks have been published worldwide since 1875. Such encounters are often the consequence of increasing human encroachment upon otter territory.
Causing "reptile dysfunction"🤣 I had to rewind that like three times the delivery was so good
Dang this otter just went “Geneva Convention more like Geneva Suggestion”
That’s an apt description
Geneva convention, I think you mean my bucket list
Geneva checklist
"Making life a living prostate exam."
"A reptile dysfunction."
DUDE YOU CAN CLAP PEOPLE BY JUST READING THE DICTIONARY.
Him and Critikal could probably shout a Dragon to death.
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I really appreciate your sense of humor while giving great info about the animal world!
They also occasionally adopt humans into the gang and run protection for them. There's a wildlife videographer who met an Amazon giant otter that liked the crew and escorted them down the river. Years later he came back and got another otter companion who he believed was the same otter
That's actually pretty freaking cool
Wholesome and deadly.
tbh i recall my friend biologist who was in amazon for several years saying that gigant otters were generally very friendly and helpful towards humans and didnt bother them huh
@@Thalaranthey I mean yeah otters don't generally have aproblem with le humans they probably just get agitated if you waltz into their nest area without their permission.
so the japanese dude with pet otters and the spanish dude swimming with an otter was like, gang members?
Caiman: *Exists*
Otter: "CALL AN AMBULANCE!!"
Otter #2: "But not for us".
Otter 3: Ambulance? I'm calling the coroner
@@vcsa681 Otter #4 I'm already on the phone.
Otter 5: Don't bother? We don't leave evidence!
Should've said "The Otter" instead of Otter #2
The power of family
You are so awesome!!! My 5 year old daughter begs to listen to your videos everytime we're in the car. Thank you for being so wonderful!!!
Keep that daughter safe cuz my baby maker is aching
This guy can make me feel stupid in five words
Now that’s talent!
He's funny, informative, and cares about stupid impressionable kids.
The holy trifecta of goodness
@@astracontritus1209 definitely
whole package
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True that. I like how he says he’s doing alright.
"I'm not gonna bore you with a whole biology lesson."
Bro, lessons with you are NEVER boring.
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@@justina7966 what
FACTS! The one teacher EVERYONE listens to with 100% focus
That's because he doesn't bore people with whole biology lessons
I love your pfp
Yikes! Never knew Otters attack humans. I've always looked at them like short eared bunnies doing the backstroke. It never occurred to me to get out of the water when I encounter them. I'm lucky the ones I swam with were feeling lazy and hospitable. Next time, I'm keeping my distance.
I don't understand how anyone can brush off Giant River Otters as cute, like normal sea otters, sure, but these things look like terrifying psychopaths in literally EVERY single photo.
Back some years in Brazilia, Brazil's capital, an old woman fell into the Giant River Otters enclosure. A marshall from the army happened to be there at the same time and jumped into the enclosure to save her. He was successfull but gave his life in the process as the Otters atacked him while the lady escaped. The monument to his sacrifice can still be visited next to the restructured enclosure.
Houve também a história de uma criança que caiu na jaula das ariranhas no zoológico, e o pai se sacrificou para salva-la tbm... 😢
😞💖
whats the name of the monument
@@andresouza6346 em Brasília tbm?
@@trocodilo São Paulo, se não me engano
"violence may not be the answer but life is multiple choice"
some of the wisest words I have ever heard
Violence is not the answer, it's a question, and the answer is yes.
MY GUY!! You have a way with words!!! Keep being great, babe!
You’re gonna go far!!
You really are quite entertaining. Thank you for giving this grandma some new info. Good luck to you, son.
"Violence may not be the answer, but life is a multiple choice"
- Hood Nature, 2021 poetry.
Real Barz
Nah
Violence isn’t the answer it’s the question the answer is yes
Hes called casual geographic now lol
Hood.
Nature.
We always meme Australia, but we don’t meme the amazon enough. Crocodiles, jaguars, giant anacondas, piranhas, giant spiders, strange poisonous plants, testicle-infecting parasites, and these otters.
Or Central America Jungles..... belive me.... EVERY thing evolve just to hunt, kill and eat Humans
Dont forget the fungi that turns insects into zombies!
Amazon forest and Pantanal are really underestimated places when talking about black airforce fauna and flora.
I mean, look at the variety of things that are just built to kill that live in those places.
The otter itself is very unpopular, but only by looking at it's bloodthirsty demonic look, it speaks for itself.
They say that the jaguars and anacondas of the Amazon forest are on steroids when compared to the same species in other places because there, all species grow considerably more, I wonder why.
@@Ara-gq7sb cordyceps. Also consumed for health benefits
Bro, watch tier zoo about the cat tierlist, jaguars are high tier, those boys from Brazil are real demons
Its the gollum of otters. Those eyes scream precious
This channel is great, man. Very informative, casual, and funny. You encompass all of those aspects to make your videos very enjoyable and watchable for multiple audience groups. Animal lovers, check. Fact nerds, check. Casual CZcams goers, check. Intellectuals, check. Humor seekers, check. Curious people, check. And that's just a few groups, of which a lot of people identify as more than one. Keep up the good work man. You seem like a genuine and cool dude, and you're smart but not flashy and overly complicated about it. You work hard on your videos and put together nice sums of information to share. You're also one of the few people that actually makes good puns and can be funny without trying too hard. CZcams needs more channels like you. When I discovered you not too long ago I was hooked; one of a handful of channels I asked myself, "Where has this been my whole life?" I'll keep binging your content until I run out of videos, at which point I'll be sad. Have a good one and keep making people smile, we're all rooting for you and your success!✌️
He needs a Netflix series, I could honestly binge watch all his vids!
Agreed lol could you imagine him doing voice over for all the old animal documentaries from the BBC lol
@@ryynerwicked2762 yasssss
Facts
Could? Not “am currently”?
Netflix woulds ruin it somehow
Can we just appreciate how a dude, recording with apple in ear headphones has just created one of the best documentary channels on the internet?
I figure it started as a necessity but now I think it's a style choice. Honestly I can't imagine looking right with a professional set up. Dude is a perfect performer as is and a more typical youtuber set up would be boring. I'm just hoping he uses any money he makes from this to fund his education. He's amazing and deserves to be set up for the rest of his life
@@lel7841 Yeah, I wish him the best he can get and for us to entertain in this way the longest he can go doing this with fun :)
Fascinating information I had zero knowledge of…Otters are absolutely terrifying 🫣…Love your presentation /delivery and the you put in shows through the video edits, endless facts and putting your personal humor/wit in it! Thank You 🙏🏼 💪🏻…New Sub! 🦦🐊🦭🦡
Fun fact: fishermen in the UK will put cockle shells in their boots if otters are in the area as the otters will clamp their jaws around the ankle and not let go until they hear a crack signalling the ankle is mush.
“Just imagine Honey badgers, but we taught them to swim and gave them underwater breathing, and just to see the world burn they operate in gangs.”
Gave them swimming lessons, injected them with growth hormone
@@KanishQQuotes This Channel here is entertaining af,
but dont stop here.
So many others on youtube entertain with crazyness. Most of all
Science-Channel and Atheist-Channel, like Sci Man Dan, Joe Scott,
Oversimplified, but also 'harder Science like Professor Dave
doesnt need you to have a Giga-Big-Brain to enjoy.
@@loturzelrestaurant zefrank
“Violence may not be the answer but life is multiple choice”-living pokèdex
Not so fun fact: In Brazil, in 1977, a 13 year old kid who was visiting a zoo fell into the enclosure of otters and an army sargeant who was there with his family immediately jumped in to rescue him, but the otters ganged up on him and bit him so much that the sargeant died three days later in the hospital with more then 100 bites on his body. There are photo of the sargeant and news of it.
it's an otter. just kick it or defend yourself. people that say birds are too she's to fight off the same weakness. no one is saying you'll get out of the scrap without injury, but you have hands and human strength. bird necks are fragile. so is otters I'm sure.
self defense is valid in the animal kingdom
@@mellissamercado7904 “Just kick it” did you miss the part where it is the size of a full grown man? Kicking a mob of otters that size will do you no good
@@mellissamercado7904 if you were able to kick an otter away, you still got like 19 others trying to kill you and they don't take turns in attacking you
What a guy, giving warning to kids!
One of my favorite and I think one of the best shows on CZcams !!!
6:57 Some species of otter have been observed and documented raping while drowning young (sometimes baby) seals. They maul the nose and frontal face area to subdue it before the sexual assault. Male otters establish a form of alpha dominance that limit the number of females willing to mate with the male otters that are subdominant. It's the subdominant male otters that go on to take out their sexual needs on other animals.
That's not the worst of it... They sometimes hold on to the drowned corpse of the young seal and continue to rape the dead body for days and sometimes even weeks on end.
And in 2015 a family in Vancouver lost a pet dog because an otter literally lured the dog and proceeded to... do what they do... to the pet dog and the family had to watch as the otter bobbed the head of the dead dog above the water so that the family could see it desecrating the corpse.
Still think otters are cute?
That's horrifying but thank you for explaining
they still look cute so yes
The little ones are pretty cute
Yes, they're still cute. Who doesn't love a psychopathic hell spawn that looks like a hotdog with legs?
Dang these animals sound too static to be real
Picture of baby seal answered:
Otters will *mate* with the baby until they unalive it, then continue the *mating* and using the body as its play toy. Even flaunting it to the mother.
You’re welcome
even more, I heard they would *mate* with both mom and kid 🥲
OK BUT WHYYYYYY THOUGH
@@emblemblade9245 Clearly because an aquatic murder ferret has kinks we simply don’t understand
🙃
Thank u for being the only comment to answer this this in like 30
You're one-liners are gold
Most genuine and ethical 'donate/subscribe' bit ever... :)
This man makes learning about animals fun, he’s even able to some how make the terrifying aspects of certain animals(the scary things that aren’t talked about enough) not as traumatizing to learn about(probably cause he also will say if something is freaking him out too which is really comforting). You’re approach to teaching us about animals is how we should approach teaching children the more darker aspects of our history. You’re awesome and if I could afford it I would definitely be donating to your patreon and I wanted you to know that because you’re that awesome!
"Only Donate if you can afford it. I don't need the money I only use it to support my crippling Wendy's habit"
skylar mccloud and I would gladly support his Wendy’s habit if I could, because apparently whatever his local Wendy’s is doing they’re doing something right
bro if learning stuff traumatizes you you probably should just stop
@@Mstrskeletor89 for real…
@@Mstrskeletor89 so youre asking people to stay uninformed/retarded?
The fact he researches your favorite animals to be ruined scares me
I mean... I love orcas, and I knew they weren't as friendly as they look, but, Jesus... those psycopaths.
@@merya4 😂I actually became a bigger fan cos of his videos.
@@kingdribs9286 yeah no crap
i’m lucky my favorite animal is the orangutan lol
@@soob7707 oh no honey, he has a video on those😂 too
Got to say I really love how you ended this video. Definitely made me smile.
"so be mawing the caiman from all angles is doesn't take long for the reptile to stop working, it's called an erreptile disfunction"
gold
I just realized nature is like a giant DOTA game where everyone is horrifically OP in a different way.
Unless you’re a cheetah. All you’ve got is speed there and even that depends on your terrain 😭
Except cheetahs... they just... well... they at least got speed?
@@Ken-Syn cheetahs will still get clapped by crocodiles, hyenas, lions, and basically any other predator. Speed works for them sometimes, but if they’re eating or drinking, not so much 🤧
What about the Panda?
@@Mernom yeah those fat bastards’ only salvation is the zoo, and even then they’ll get abandoned by their mother so I understand why they went so close to extinction
"Ewan what are we looking at here?"
"We are looking at war criminals, six of them here. Beatifull aren't they?"
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No no no
@@justina7966
Hi Justinaaaaaa
@@justina7966 BEGONE BOT!!!!
I came to the comments for this
Just found this channel a couple weeks ago, and I can't get enough. I love animals (except snakes, they can all die) and I love learning about them. Thank you, sir.
Brian Jacques was generous making Otters the hero(es) of his Redwall book series....
"So by mauling the caiman from all angles it doesn't take long for the reptile to stop working. It's called an e-reptile dysfunction".
Just about spit my drink on that line.
"do not test what capitalism has done to my sense of morality" lmao that line was about as savage as the otters in the video
Not only is this channel hilarious and educational, but you also give info on some good and equally hilarious videos to watch. That lady running from the otter is hilarious and Im sorry, hate me all you want but seeing them drown that monkey has me absolutely floored.
I’ve been attacked by an otter but luckily he thought my kayak was my body, and it was just with his gf. But I can hear them fighting from my backyard two blocks from the mangrove forest I was tested in. Also, I’m 6 ft even, and I’m always asked “are you really 6 ft? Or tinder 6 ft? Twice I have been measured by a tinder date.
"Since there are no drug tests in the wild some started juicing"
Someone please take his phone 😭🤣
I’m pretty sure that’s a baby seal at the end so I’ll explain. Sea otters may be sometimes lax when they ain’t catching a body or four, but like a drunk abusive step-dad, it all changes when they horny. One such case happened to depict an otter so utterly down bad that he proceeded to seek refuge in a baby seal. Don’t worry it gets worse, the otter carried out his felony by taking the things head and forcing it into the water. When it inevitably drowned the soulless weasel proceeded to use it as an otter sized body pillow… for a Week. Straight.
And y’all think elephants are scary when they horny.
😰 I just want to know who animals pray to? Cause this shit right here is the dark side of mother nature.
@@TroubledKing they either don't or pray to who every satan prays to
And there it is. I found the comment 😭
@@TroubledKing wait till you hear about penguins and what they do to carcasses 🥴
Dolphins: Hold my beer
"Violence may not be the answer but life is multiple-choice" I would give my second kidney to have access to your script and be able to use some lines for a villain in a novel
Ah yus, the Ariranha. A cool fact about em: The brazilian name for the Giant River Otter is 'Ariranha' which came from the Tupi language. It literally means 'Water Jaguar' and honestly? the natives weren't that far off the mark lol
"They said the same thing about Ted Bundy" Im fucking crying.
"Do not test what capitalism has done to my sense of morality." That's a mood my man.
Legit
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Finding your channel is the best thing about today ❤
Violence isn't the answer, it's the question. And the answer is Y E S
are we just gonna gloss over "it doesn't take long for the reptile to stop working, its called an ereptile disfunction"?
like that joke was so hidden and so good at the same time.
Yep. I was looking for this comment. Had to play it twice as I wasn’t sure I heard correctly. LOL
I would love to go to a zoo with him as the guide. I don’t care if the tour was $100 for an hour - I know it’s going to be a good time 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
Absolutely
And you have only one life soo do it
I second that
Shut up and take my mom's credit card!
It is me from the future I am blessed I normally never get likes thanks 😊
Those eyes. That laugh. That you’ll float to vibe.
The sound of those otters attacking the cayman was horrific! 😱😱😱
sounds funny tbh
This dude is gonna be a great writer or comedian someday.
Or he'll be that teacher in school that everyone liked because he loves his subject so much that he doesn't teach, he shares his passion instead.
Yes.
Those are the kinds of teachers we need! The ones that are so excitable and happy sharing their favorite subject. I had awesome history teachers growing up (3 were above and beyond) and it really led me to always have a strong interest in learning the facts of history and the distortions by the lens of the victor. If kids could have that for every subject we would be leading in education internationally.
All the teachers like that are fired for social justice people or just people who don't care, the latter because when you care, you do more, and when you do more, there's more to get fired for.
@@Aliandrin in my experience, all those teachers _are_ social justice people, and they get fired or quit because they actually say things on their students behalf with their chest one time too many.
But yeah yeah, get woke, etc. I guess.
@@AStrangeWindmill That's part of what I'm saying. Any ideology can get fired for caring. Care more = do more = do more stuff to get fired for. If you don't care about the kids at all you spend all your time securing your job instead.
Really appreciate you disclaiming that you’re doing alright for yourself financially. I feel like a lot of youtubers your size sometimes downplay the money they CAN make from videos. Really hope you get some patreon cash money though!
I think he means he's got a day job, but with a milli subs he could probs do yt full time
@@SmokingBeagles ye homie is absolutely exploding. He was at 1mil 4 days ago, now he’s at 1.17
I would like to think his day job pays well... But there's is actually not much, dealing with living animals, that pays well.
If I'm right, his side hustle might actually be the bigger portion of income
Delusional
Romans 10:9-10 "That if you confess with your mouth, "Jesus is Lord," and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved. For it is with your heart that you believe and are justified, and it is with your mouth that you confess and are saved. Jesus is
the Son of God who was crucified for the sins of everyone.
The rapture is coming get saved for you sins and please give your life to Jesus before it’s too late!!
I'm addicted to these videos. I love them. I was going to bug you about your microphone, but I got over it quickly. I love animals and I love to laugh. love it
the donkey kong country music gives this zoology lesson the most immaculate vibes
im learning about war criminals all i can think about os diddy long being evicted from a flying barrel
Quick lesson: you just don't touch or go near wild animals. I don't care how cute they are, that's how you survive. Don't trust cuteness
some otters will actually chase you down if they see you even from half a mile away. ruthless little bastards.
@@LucasVe208 jesus christ, literal balls of terror
@@Alicapy Hey isn't this one of Robin's phrases from the old Batman movie?
Rules for survive to animals
Rule #1 If it's in the wild, don't go near it, go away from it
Rule #2 If it has bright colours, or the eyes are facing forward, RUN THE FUCK AWAY FROM IT
@@zarynt1089 that's pretty cool actually, didn't realize that
As someone who once had to care for just TWO Asian small clawed otters, I can confirm just how rabid they are. When they want food they want food. End of story. They will do what they can to get it. I have seen one climb a tree all the keepers thought was impossible for it to climb and they also de-lifed a duck in front of a bunch of kids. Fun times.
Well I guess nature is no fairy tale
Those kids should be happy they got a valuable life lesson.
Considering what CGeo taught me about ducks, can't say I feel bad for a corkscrew-dick rapist.
@@hadbetterdays8118 it never was. “Only the strong survive,” remember?
sounds about right! this is why no one likes when I talk about my wildlife rehab days, lol. rabbits are cute until you find out they'll kick the fur off their own siblings in a territorial rage. herons are beautiful until you've had one target-lock on your eyeballs 💀
You teach me so much but more than that. Your writing is immaculate. I love listening to it
I found this Channel Recently, and I love it, And find myself Actually Laughing out loud!!! which is rare nowadays
specially on YT, But this Fella, has me Crying sometimes, his Creative ways of trying to say it Kills you, are so funny
trying to stay on the Good side of the Algorithm🤣🤣 Creative Names Like "Jacked up Felony Weasels" or Murder Chicken
Demon Water weasel
I volunteer at my local zoo. They have south american giant river otters. I can definitely confirm this. Love this video!
have they done anything bad yet?
@@ayasakurahana They haven't yet, but they haven't been at the zoo very long. They love to splash water at the glass and throw their fish treats everywhere. lol
@@raelynneva4654 what zoo
@@junyah4152 The brevard zoo in florida
@@raelynneva4654 ok
"Violence is never the answer"
Otter: Violence is the question and the answer is yes!
You tell it and I get the chills. I'll stay in the back alleys !