What was the most INOFFENSEIVE Thing You've Been OFFENDED By? - Reddit Podcast
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Sorry to correct you but the title is supposed to be OFFENSIVE not OFFENSEIVE
I once made a joke saying âI wish I could learn Latin to pretend to cast curses on peopleâ and he said, and I quote, âyâknow we donât appreciate the racist remarksâ and when I asked how it was racist and he, I sh*t you not, said âif you donât know how itâs offensive then you donât deserve me telling youâ I had to theorize with other people about what he meant, I still wonder how I was racist against the Roman Empire to this day
you are basically saying people who speak latin are witches who curses others that might be how your being "racist"
đ€Łđ€Łđ€Ł good one,that guy is funny and offensive at the same time
I have the feeling that "offended" person was thinking of Harry Potter sorcery (the spells used in the books are in Latin I think) more than the Romans.
@@wargamesmaster so⊠I was racist against fictional characters?
@@dlm292 Who knows what's going on in the mind of this type of people.
Taylor swift got into a controversy for using the word fat. People called her a body shamer. SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT BEING BODY SHAMED--
I never want to be famous...
I have nerve issues. When I'm tickled, it registers in my brain as pain. I would have been livid for someone continuing trying to tickle me after asking them not to.
I can't even bother people touching my shoulder (no nerve pain, just don't like it) so I can't imagine how that must be for you. ;3; I'd be ticked as well, if simply tempted to swing them away and yell "KNOCK IT OFF!".
But yeah, I really hate when people just think that because they believe it's "being friendly" that other people would suddenly become comfortable with it and accept it. Tbh, some people just don't like being touched for multiple reasons...Can be nerve pain, can be paranoia, can be just because they want personal space.
Really irked that the person didn't seem to understand that the one asking her just didn't want her to do that. :/ Like, great, be friendly! But...Do it in a way that makes her comfortable? Or maybe not because idk...Tickling to me isn't quite "friendly"...I find it to be more than "friendship" if it's so constant, tbh...
Did you know that there is something called "photosensitive epilepsy" that makes flickering lights a lawsuit waiting to happen?
The recent Pokemon card tournament where a 17 year old kid got nervous when asked his pronouns and he nervously laughed the answer out because he had never been on tv before in front of millions and blanked on the correct third term (his).
The judge immediately took this as LGBTQ hate and banned him from the tournament. Without even asking the kid why he was laughing. It was horrible.
The kid had spent hundreds of dollars to travel there, including hotel stays, meals and not to mention the investment in the cards themselves.
All gone.
Because a judge refused to hear the kids reasoning and took personal offense to a really simple misunderstanding.
Crap like this is gonna push that kid right over to Trump.
people seem to be getting more and more stupid these days đ
yea the whole woke thing is ridiculous. I am a christian but i do NOT hate gay people or anything of the sort. just because we as christians do not believe in ourselves being homosexual does not mean IN ANY WAY WE HATE GAY PEOPLE WE DONT. we love everyone with all our hearts and wish for love between us and try to spread the gospel because we love yall
edit: we love you not what you do
Bro jumped to the moon with that conclusion
My elementary school principal banned baseball cards in school, just because many of the boys in mine and my fraternal twin brotherâs class were looking at, trading, and sharing baseball cards. Our principal just hated boys, and she wanted to take away whatever things that made them happy.
Where is that woman?
I hope those bad things she did were reported to the school board!
@@fireplace131 donât know, but she no longer works there. Rumor has it she had a nervous breakdown (I hope).
@@frostfamily5321 I heard she left, years later. I donât know as to why but it may have been because of mental health issues.
I canât be the only one who was slightly annoyed because the motorcycle wouldnât land.
Me too
I found that really distracting and was finally holding my fingers up to block the incessantly rocking jet bike or whatever it's supposed to be. Can't we just have a nice palm-fringed tropical beach of something. (Note:I am not offended.)
Forgot how to use question marks or space words, apparently. đ
I understand how the OP in story #16 feels. I have joint hypermobility syndrome which causes me constant pain all over my body, makes me unbalanced, as well as epilepsy and also there is no cure and so I am stuck with it for life. That jerkwad can go screw himself. He doesn't know what people are going through.
I feel the same way. I also have joint hypermobility specifically loeys-dietz syndrome as well as hip dysplasia and along with the constant body pains I get hip pain just from walking, standing, and sometimes sitting, I've also been unable to run since I was 17 because of the hip surgeries. Anyone calling me Ableist for wishing to be rid of these can go deepthroat a cactus.
@@echo-048 I honestly know how you feel, joint hypermobility causes severe pain and once has even caused me a soft tissue injury, I am getting referred back to orthotics because even after wearing night splints and the splints that you wear all day I still have constant pain in those areas, I get tired mostly everyday from very little activity and before I believe I've even had severe back pain from trying to stand up after sitting down for a very long time.
I was working at this one job and the topic of best friends came up. My best friend has mixed ethnic parents. Mom is Asian, Dad is African American. He has never had a problem being referred to as "Blasian" because that is litteraly what he is. I said this to a bunch of people at the same time, several of which were African American and they thought it was cool and fair. I got pulled into the office for a write up because my boss, a Caucasian, found it offensive and said I was being racist against my co-workers. When I explained I was talking about my best friend, even showing pictures of him, I was told to drop it because, even though I may not have been racist, I shouldn't talk about people race behind their backs. Really?
I admit, I never knew the term "Blasian" was even real! I heard it in a comedy video so didn't think it was a real thing. Since I'd never heard of it, I never bothered to look it up since I wouldn't know how to spell it, ahaha! I don't even remember what vid it was...I know I still like the comedian, though.
Genuine thanks for confirming that it is real, and even moreso, what it means! :3 Plus I agree, it's not racist, especially if you're not using it as a way to offend the person - which you already said you weren't.
Someone once got mad at me for saying, â(insert person here) *is* dyslexic,â instead of, â(insert person here) *has* dyslexia.â Saying that I was, âmaking dyslexia part of their identity.â
Well, you know I get my panties in a twist if someone calls me Canadian instead of saying that I have Canada. đ€Ș
Students got offended over a Norman Rockwell painting. "No Swimming" was painted in 1921 and features some boys running away from a "no swimming" sign while carrying their clothes. some kids thought they were seeing "kids in their underwear". They told their parents and I had to explain to Admin how a century-old cover of the Saturday Evening Post could not possibly be offensive.
That's a horrible commentary on how children are being raised to hunt for anything that could be twisted into something offensive. We seem to be raising a generation that is not even capable of countenancing different perspectives or opinions.
The Halloween one happened to us. Had a few decorations, nothing crazy. One was a plastic arm with a chain on it hanging from the ceiling with a bit of crudly painted red on the end, like a severed arm. Women comes in and absolutely loses it on us because its "offensive" and "premotes slavery". We told her to leave and she did while yelling. Next thing we know we got a call from the owner of the land saying we have to take down all the offensive decorations because someone called and complained. Found out she had gone into every store on the block to complain about the decorations and had gotten them all taken down. Except for one place that was fully owned by the owner of the store. Dude went crazy with decorations after that. Women went as far as to get friends to protest outside the shop because he was premoting the "dark arts, satanic worship and witchcraft". She left after he told her he would call the cops for harassing his customers and staff. She still hung around the area.
I hope the police did something about this and story 25!đ€š+đż
Nowadays there are people who just can't WAIT to be offended by something said innocently. If they say something like "I think that was offencive", and it wasn't, I'll tell them "If I meant to offend you, you wouldn't have to think about it."
Well said.
This dude cracks me up the way he censored the swear words are hilarious đ€Ł
0:59 I would go ape too. Like you call me out of work for this?!
Back when I was in third grade, I was having a conversation with my crush after of the school year celebrations (This was in our homeroom classroom, at our desks). We were talking about TV shows and she mentioned one that she enjoyed. I told her it was okay but definitely not the best or my favorite. She had a full psychotic meltdown over me being offensive and "not respecting her opinion". She then proceeded to sing the theme song way out of tune to annoy me. Needless to say, I no longer had a crush on her after that.
What was the tv show
Someone yelled at me for referring to COVID as âMiss Ronaâ because that meant I wasnât taking the pandemic seriously and I was mocking all of the deaths. Lmfao.
Our kindergarten teacher made a huge fuss whenever one of us kids used the word "love" in relation to the other kids. She insisted that at our age it was "inappropriate" to say that about anyone other than our parents. To this day I wonder what her deal was. And whether she legit thought 4 year old kids saying "I love you" to each other had some kind of erotic subtext to it. Ew.
That definitely sounded a bit suspect on her part.
Sounds like to me that woman has issues and she was projecting it on the kids. That's my opinion though what do I know I'm not a therapist or anything to that effect, but yeah that's what it sounds like. She had problems of her own and she was projecting it onto those little kids. What the...? That's just wrong.
The "wOaH" censoring is RAGE inducing.
Woah!
Woah!
It got me laughing
yeyeyeye
Woah!
Nothing like watching the 90's preacher try to call Pokemon satanic, because:
-Mewtwo has three fingers, and everyone with three fingers is automatically doing the devil horn symbol
-Pikachu's tail isn't a thunderbolt. It's very OBVIOUSLY the Nazi SS symbol.
-The Poliwag lines swirls look like those used to hypnotize people. And by hypnotize we mean brainwash for the devil.
-Hypno is creepy and steals kids. This part is true, but he was showing off a picture of Clefairy the entire time.
-The cards are made by Wizards of the Coast (no they fucking weren't). That company made Magic the Gathering. MtG uses colored energy to power cards. The little elemental symbols mean that WotC is promoting witchcraft to kids.
-The anime writes its characters with personality flaws. Showing kids personality flaws will teach them those flaws are okay.
It was the most asinine speech I have seen any one human being give.
The last one makes me question the brain of this preacher, where is it???
I once said "oops! I blundered" in chess. My opponent got super offended and said how rude that was. They resigned and reported me lol
I love how story 11 is a response to story 10.
Love the description of âa fiery glare, as if Iâd just kicked her toddler across the storeâ đ€Łđ€Łđ€Ł
When I was in preschool the song what does the fox say was popular so I sang it a little bit loud and one of the teachers grabbed me and put me in the time out corner because I said âwhat the fck sayâ I was shocked that they thought that I said that and not the song but now thinking of it Iâm still annoyed that I didnât defend myself đ
10:27 I was once at a park, talking to a girl who lives in the house next to mine. She is black. Important context. Anyway, she was talking about something and mentioned the fact that she was black, but what she said was along the lines of, "I do not mean to be racist, but I am black."
My face could only be described as "Logic Error."
I said to her, "How is that racist? You *are* black." She just said, "Oh, alright then." I am guessing she has just been yelled at by idiots for calling herself black.
People need to quit being offended by things that donât involve them, a lot of these stories are people butting in. If someone says something against you or belittles you, you have every right to stand up for yourself.
I told this lady in a carpentry class that itâs bad decision to wear a long flowing dress in a place where itâs dangerous for it to get caught in sharp spinning metal. She called me sexist.
Now for a self story, I once got mad at someone suggesting for me to use the phone app to find my lost phone.
I have been an EMT for over 7 years. In order for us to determine your level of consciousness and find out if you're able to make decisions for yourself at the time, we ask some very basic questions. For example, "What is your name?", "Where are you right now?", "Who is the current president?", "What year is it?", etc. Some people would get so offended. Like, I'm not saying you're stupid, I just want to know that you can make informed decisions about your care
My class and I were waiting to get in class and I noticed that some girls of my class hung a drawing with rainbows, and then I said as a joke "The class is GAY!!!". Two boys of my class told me it was offensive to call the class gay. I told them I was joking and laughed in my mind thinking they were joking. After sometime the teacher comes up to me and says "the class isn't gay, it's gay friendly. I told her I was joking and she understood luckely.
A non sassy one: Iâm a Gen Z âkidâ and Gangnam Style was banned from my school for containing the word âsexyâ. Sexy. We didnât even know what it meant at the time..
"Catatonic" rage? I'd love to see how she managed to be Catatonic AND angry at the same time! đ
Maybe they were thinking of a cat's rage and that's what they thought the word meant? X'D
You could be a very cold, very unemotional, very monotone angry. I think that is what they meant!
27 - I don't mind Illuminati, but I would be annoyed by such sort of mandatory screen background as well, simply because it's creepy. Isn't it better to allow workers to choose what they want (within professional ethics), or use something visually neutral?
DUDE THE BAD GUYS IS SO GOOD
IKR!!!
I just canât with the crash bandicoot noise over the swearing! đ
One time I sent my friend a cover of Spongebob singing Gangstas Paradise and she said it was offensive because the person who made Gangstas Paradise died and that I was basically calling him a child because Spongebob is a children's character.
I knew a teacher that was offended by me giving a friend of mine a high five.
âŠwot
wut? y?
I'm autistic. If I had a dollar for ever person who tells me calling myself AUTISTIC is wrong I'd be rich enough to buy three CZcams;s Twitter and What's App.
Posted on a GOT video, wrote a completely harmless and inoffensive opinion about some unpopular characters I liked, and then received a pathetic angry comment from a childish person who was not only offended someone liked characters he did not, but also had to come back and attempt to insult my intelligence for having an empathetic view of said characters he didnât like.
Honestly, toxic people have zero place in any fandom. I still canât fathom the absurdity of an adult lacking the emotional maturity to handle coming across people with differing views and interests.
I wonder if he also gets offended at the thought someone out there hates his favourite colour?
Got in trouble for pushing my bff who was in a wheelchair because âwere not supposed to touchâ
Some folks a few years ago were offended because a craft store was selling yarn labeled as ânegroâ. The yarn was black and negro is the Spanish word for black.
When I was in primary school (possibly around age 6-8), my super uptight strictly catholic teacher, called a meeting with my parents because I drew something 'inappropriate' in my spelling book.
I drew a cartoon ass with a fart cloud, she was offended over a child thinking butts were funny.
Luckily my parents had my back, because they'd had enough of her shit at that stage.
Story 13: child: My dad's dead.
teacher: How dare you say ĂŸat violent word! Go to ĂŸe principal's office RIGHT NOW!
When I was in kindergarten, the teacher asked us to say things that puppies do. We had to raise our hand to answer. I raised my hand twice. I planed to answer with "Play" and "Eat" but she called on two other people who used those answers. I lowered my hand, not having anything else to say, but the teacher called on me anyway and was insistent that I answered. I tried my best and said they pee pee and I got time out for the rest of the day.
âGood luck with that.â I used to say that when I was 10 until I got in trouble with my parents for it. Beforehand, I only ever knew that sentence as wishing someone luck. Havenât used it since.
Numer 2 made me think of a situation my mom was involved in. Me and her was working on the same farm years ago and once when I came there my mom was off for the afternoon and our co-workers told me that the highest boss there made a decision my mom did not like. So mom was very angry about this so she went to the boss and yelled so hard to the boss that the boss got scared. Mom was heard all over the barn. I remember thinking " I am not surprised and how did the boss survive that?!" Mom is a good person but donÂŽt mess with her!
In the vegetarian one thereâs a simple solution, put half vegetarian and half normal meats and let them play Russian roulette with the food
I took out a piece of gum in a doctor's office and this lady said "of course you're eating THAT gum." I looked at the package and it was like... Extra white or some shit like that. I apologized saying something to the effect of "oh I'm sorry, I won't chew gum." But she pushed the matter and slapped my phone out of my hands calling me a racist. I still don't understand.
Story 36: that girl seriously gives me âoh my gosh, Karen, you canât just ask people why theyâre white!â vibes
Also my dumbass would totally misread the sign in Story 45 if I was in a hurry and didnât pay attention đ
I was talking to a girl about how there is a fish that takes 8 men to pick up and she got offended about how I didn't say "8 men and woman to pick"
The last person doesnât know Issac and Abraham's story.
My dad's favourite childhood snack was a chocolate bar in a bun. Not even melted bar but just a roomtemperature chocolate bar, between two slices of a bread bun.
Once when I was 7 he made me this and I remember how I felt stupid holding it. He was so expectant.
Well, I didnt like it because the chocolate was hard ( probably dark chocolate) while the bread soft and I prosided to eating them separately.
He. Blow. His. Top. Saying that I couldnt apreciate the finer things in life and what not. And took the whole thing away.
We are italians and chocolate bread snacks are a part of our culture but it is usually some kind of chocolate spread in the bread, not a whole bar...
The Wolf story is kind of like back to the outback. Showing animals might be poisonous or dangerous, but that doesn't mean they actually are. Most animals are chill as long as you leave them alone.
I once had to sit out of timeout because I went around my kindergarten class saying âSanta Clause isnât realâ because even through I was like 4-5ish we were poor and taught early on why our gifts came from my mother/grandparents.
My grandmother was pissed when she heard about it but this was 1992/1993 so nothing wouldâve come or my grandmother going to the school to rage
That happened to me in preschool. My parents knew I'd be super upset if I found out they'd lied to me.
So they told me the truth and let me know when I had to stay in my room with my leapreader while they wrapped presents, and would let me help wrap family members presents with them. My teacher was upset with me for saying Santa wasn't real, I'd never even heard of Santa or at the tike I couldn't remember if I had and I was super confused
Nah bro you deserved that punishment
I worked in retail for years. One of my last years i got a customer that got super offended that i asked if she wanted a bag. Because i guess she couldnt process that other people sometimes dont want one and i should have just known she wanted one. She even threatened me for asking if she wanted one.. literally this unhinged women called corporate and put a horrible complaint. My boss called her to see if she could figure out the problem.. the lady said it was because i asked if she wanted a bag and thought it was rude. My boss defended me and the lady put a complaint on her as well.. what a nut case..
A whole family got offended because i used the word ambidextrous. I had people who wanted me to draw them and they got upset that i could only draw them one at a time and not at once. I told them i wasn't ambidextrous and they stormed off telling me i would get more customers if i was nicer to people. Jokes on them, i was so busy that day, i hit elite status at my work
One time when I was in kindergarten, I said kilogram, and they thought I said kill so they were like "*gasp* you were just talking about killing I'm telling the teacher".
So same as story 13, except, it's the act of making someone dead.
I stirred beans.
I work in the school cafeteria for a grade, and I was stirring some beans so they wouldn't get gross from the steam table. Apparently, according to one of my peers, I couldn't stir the beans because I was white and that it was racist towards Mexican people (he used a slur).
Oh yeah, he was also the kid that joked about rape one time and got angry when *I* was offended.
I never, _ever_ heard that stirring beans was considered racist towards some people. At the end of the day, food is food, and the only offensive thing should be school cafeteria food, not the fact you're a Caucasian stirring beans lmaooo
As a beaner myself, I'm more offended that his logic results in poorly cooked beans.
Story #15: If the cashier was male, could be that mum thought she was being flirted with.
Story #44: Well, someone _should_ be providing those. Just not necessarily a restaurant.
Story #45: Uh, yeah, He actually did say to do that (according to the story, anyway).
When I was a kid, I went to a Catholic school. One day in class a kid sneezed and somebody else said âGod bless youâ. The nun who was our teacher absolutely SCREAMED âDonât say that! NEVER say that! Donât use the Lordâs name in vain!â The âoffendingâ child then switched to âgesundheit?â
In the 3rd grade i got suspended for talking about the damn level in the classic nes ninja turtle's game. The entire stage is in a dam trying to keep it from getting blown up, but no one would listen to me except my mom.
Third Story: I don't think that kid has seen BNA, like at all.
When I was a teenager, my family was driving somewhere. My parents were in front with the kids in the back. My dad asked my mom a question. Now, I knew my mom didn't know the answer but I did, so I went to answer him. At which point he snapped at me for eavesdropping on their conversation. In a CAR. I didn't have earbuds and couldn't NOT hear him. At which point he turned back to my mom, she didn't know, and I had to answer anyway
The candy can Jesus stick one reminded me of something that happened a few months ago: the congregation at my church basically turned on most of us because we can only have decorations for an event up for one day even though it takes us like three to set it up and three to take down. And I kid you not, they got rid of breakfast with sant because âitâs worshipping a false idleâ LIKE WHAT THE HECK
I got yelled At for holding a door for a young woman.Turns out she was totally Femminist, âIvan hold my own door!â
1:03 I love the censor sound effects đ
My sister (one year older than me) picked me up at the train station one time. When I'm a passenger I often hang my arm from the handle above the door, I've done this for years before and since. She flew off on me because she thought I didn't trust her driving.
She was right of course, my sister is not a good driver. But it had nothing to do with me hanging my hand from the handle, since we were on a suburban road with low speed limits and loads of turns and speed bumps.
I got a small one. My dad did a REAL snap at me, my kicked the couch with his boot(he literally kicked it less than a foot away from my leg) threw stuff on the floor, and pushed me, guess why, WHY? I WALKED! I walked back and forth, daydreaming because I have a story and am obsessed with it, apparently that was "rude" , we did have guests so I kinda get him, but snapped at your 11 year old son for walking? Come on man, and it's now like this shit is unusual, no, I've been dealing with that since I was 6,plus I'm really bad at getting paying attention,
TL: DR
Dad snaps at me for walking because guests are there
Tf is wrong with that guy?
@@EclipseZth idk. At my mom's home we legit have a hole in our wall bcs of him
@@TemnotaVoronya1243 Damn... talk about anger issues
@@EclipseZth saddish thing is that I have those same issues, but more patience
As an adult I was visiting my married younger brother and his three kids. We were seated at a picnic table in front of a hamburger place and he was asking everyone what kind they wanted. When he got to me I told him, and asked him to ask them to cut it in half (they were really big). It was like I flipped a switch, he face got ugly and he started screaming at me, swearing and demeaning me in front of his wife and children, everyone who was seated around us and the people walking by. It was an absolutely mortifying experience. It went on and on, he just wouldn't stop. I didn't say a word. After all that nothing was said to me by anyone, they ate their hamburgers. I left very early the next morning. There was never an apology or acknowledgment of what had happened. I never figured out what was so awful about asking someone to cut a sandwich in half.
Maâam. Read the room. I donât care where you are from - know your environment and if youâre 20 yrs old, shopping and ask a young or older man a question or a favor or anything - they WILL MOST LIKELY respond with yes maâam. If you donât like it - tough shit. You wonât be continuing a relationship with this person so move on. And move out of the south if this is your hill.
So I was in grade 3 in primary school and the computer my teacher was trying to connect to the projector wasn't connecting for some reason. 8 year old me quietly says. "maybe it just doesn't like you today" I straight up got yelled at, kicked out of class and told off by the teachers assistant. I honestly didn't even really see what I did wrong looking back but that was one of the nicer jokes I made back in school.
Please don't get your pennies in a bunch. đđ€Ł
my geology teacher said I called her names because I made a joke when we learned bodies of water that she was a body of water. Even my parents thought it was stupid and that almost never happens.
Story18 Comment: The fact that he never asked for money should clue you in that you are a great mom. Truly fits this video
I was called out in the middle of class for calling my friend a silly billy in 1st grade.
I have severe emotional, sensitivity, and anger difficulties that I am unable to control, and so basically what that means is I get offended by things easily. I go to baseball practice and we practice at a park 0.2 miles away from the school that goes across a 45 mph highway and a 50 mph highway with no streetlights and no sidewalks (we live in the middle of the desert in Southern Arizona) so it was too unsafe for us to walk there so we need to use a bus. Just today- TODAY- I had gotten on the bus back to the school like, 5 minutes early, and at one point the bus driver told me in a mad voice "Get off the bus, they're having a group meet." I was so fucking pissed off when she said that.
I offended someone with a shirt that said âas a matter of fact I AM a rocket scientist!â Like what!?đź
During a math class on probably the teacher drew a square with 3 sixâs and a 7. A student got upset and we had to stop class and have a 15 minute debate about why itâs not satanic. We were all 18, and he never gave off a religious vibe. Hell, Iâm catholic and I didnât find it offensive.
People who aren't a part of a certain group that get offended on behalf of that group need to shut the heck up, the thing they're getting offended by is probably not even offensive to the group in question.
My teacher sent me to the principal (almost) because I watered a dry plant with a spray bottle that was used for watering plants. This was in Kindergarden
One word's usage that is inoffensive, yet can anger millions. Something so generic, and everyone has it, but almost nobody likes it:
An OPINION.
Boom.
Not me, but in the last year of Middle School, my younger sister told me that the principal banned pencil cases because "they were offensive to those who couldn't afford them". She and her classmates inmediately knew this was bs and still brought them to school, as well as joking about it with staff like: "don't listen, it's offensive to deaf people", or "don't eat, it's offensive to hungry people".
đ€Łđ€Łđ€Łđ€Ł PENCIL CASES!!! LOL I'd like to meet this impoverished middle schooler who is beside themselves at the sight of all their high falloutin classmates showing off their fancy pencil cases.
@@minab8777 IKR
I had a manager who closed the facility 30 minutes before closing time because she wanted to have enough time to count the money without making mistakes. She got mad at me because I closed at the actual closing time or later if a customer walked in the door. I only worked at that location on Saturdays and we were only open for 4 hours that day. I once forgot to stamp the back of a check for the bank deposit and she used that as an excuse to close early so she wouldnât make mistakes âlike some people did.â Once, I was off by $0.10 and I realized it during off of work hours and told her manager because we were friends and she told me to see if lazy manager noticed, newsflash, she didnât. Guess the extra 30 minutes she gave herself for closing to ensure accuracy didnât help at all.
I remember one time telling my group of friends that the proper term for an "Eskimo" is an "Inuit". For some reason they thought it was more offensive. Maybe thought I said "idiot"?
3:33-Oh, boy! You know, even back then when the concept of portable phones was still pretty new, a lot of business calls were taken on mobile. In fact, many businessmen used them when there was simply no way to get to a landline. This seems so out-of-place these days because everybody has cellphones and my whole business runs off my smartphone! XD
Yup, I was born long after the early days of cell phones when they were bag phones or giant brick-looking gadgets, but I always heard that in those days cell phones were mainly associated with white collar professionals. So it's not like that person even had some sort of outdated view of cell phones...
THE CENSORING IS AMAZING
my kindegarden teacher got mad at me twice, once for telling another student that eggs come from a chicken, the other time was that i liked playing matchbox cars with the boys i knew from preschool and that were my neighbers but not playing dress up with the other girls in the class
I know a girl who was offended because I lost weight.
Apparently, in her mind, my hubby forced me to loose the weight. He did no such thing - I had enough of being overweight and decided enough was enough. Canât tell her that though., Iâve tried. Apparently, again in her delusional mind, my hubby brainwashed me so she is VERY offended on my behalf. Lol. Iâm not offended by my decision to loose weight. I laugh whenever I think of her. đ
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Wow, how do you mess up that badly as a teacher
"everyone likes being tickled". I don't. I'm rly ticklish to the point it hurts
During the pandemic, I was pretty conscientious about wearing a mask. Besides it being the law at the time, I have emphysema. I was working as an HVAC service technician. I was sent to a house where a older husband and wife were running a daycare. The husband adamant that I take off my mask before working on his AC. He said he didnât trust masked people and wanted to see my whole face. When I refused, he called my boss and demanded he order me to take off the mask. My boss refused. The husband then asked if my boss could send someone who would work without a mask. My boss said that we had a technician who would work mask less, but he wouldnât be able to send that technician for a week because we were very busy. The husband relented and let me do the work. Technically, the husband, the wife, and any adult coming into the home when daycare kids were present were required to wear a mask.
bro this is why I love am I the genius. I like this guy and the british guy best. Especially the Jojo reference that the british guy made a few episodes ago. I wish I could comment more, but I use apple podcasts so I cant D: Anyway I really appreciate you guys :D
lol they put the wrong screenshot at the start
I've seen the Bad Guys, it's put Disney to shame. I don't like being tickled either so I know how that guy feels.
My brother had been at a wedding (nearly 50yrs ago) he then went to a friends house party, when he was leaving all dressed in a suit, it was pouring with rain, his friend loaned him a manâs umbrella with the long spoke at the end. As he was late teens early 20âs the police arrested him saying he was going to use it as an offensive weapon. His court date was my mumâs birthday. She went mental at the court saying how ridiculous it was that they had I guess stereotyped him. She was 5ft and normally very quiet. But she was definitely a fierce mama bear. Case dismissed.
I remember in the 5th grade, my class and I were on a field trip and we were going down a hill. Ms. ThompsonâŠbitch ass, she knew how I felt about her during that time and hopefully she still feels my vibes of hatredâŠ.screamed at us all âWHEN YOU GO DOWN THE HILL, DOOOONT GO INTO THE STREETâ. The hill was connected to a street that had no one on it; it was a science center and the road was barely used. Anyway, all of the class is making their way down the hill; there was a left-hand turn that we all had to make, and then walk up another hill. There was a dirt siding that we were supposed to stay on. We all made the EXACT SAME left-hand turn!! None of us were ever in the street and we all made sure to make the turn in the same fashion as the person in front of us. It was my friend Evan in front of me, I was in the middle and then I had a couple of friends behind me, including Ebony. We are making the turn, just walking up the hill when Ms. Thompson runs to the back of the line and BERATES us for running out into the street. She laid into us and the whole class was shocked. My friend Evan has a pastor for a father, so sheâs never been in trouble a day in her life. She starts crying because she didnât get what she did. Ive never been the type of person to not say anything and I said out loud that we didnât do anything wrong! She tried to accuse us again but I said âNo, we didnât do anything wrongâ! She marched back to the front of the line after that. Ebony asked âwhat did we doâ? Poor Evan was still crying. I said we didnât do anything and patted Evan on the back. Luckily she didnât ruin the entire field trip but my goodness was that woman a dick. She accused us quite often of doing things we didnât doâŠ.and quite often did I let her know about herself. I barely had recess in elementary, I stayed in trouble lol. But I wasnât going to be bullied by her, who cares if she was an adult. Screw you Ms. Thompson
Yes ma'am thing. My hubby says it to me and I just stop and stare at him and ask if I'm old. It usually ends in my crying but he's understanding that the crying only started after I got pregnant lol
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Story #14: I had to tell my aunt to stop poking me in the ribs. She tried pulling the "I'm your aunt" card. I pulled the "it's by body, I win" card.