"THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY HOUSE"

DPD : Dwarf Police Department
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[@visionary011]

*"Because I'm a dwarf."*
DPD: *INSTANT TRANSMISSION*

[@rebeccacalio]

True

[@dpd7217]

We always show up to protect one of our own

[@visionary011]

@@dpd7217 nice

[@mikesawakitz6804]

@@dpd7217 Can you protect me?

[@altgeditz]

@@dpd7217 DEEEPEEEEDEEEEEE

[@norbihorvath7751]

I love the way he says “DPD!” it’s just strangely satisfying

[@cruww_]

69 likes

[@norbihorvath7751]

@@cruww_ not anymore

[@ebisu_kosuma]

It means dwarf police department

[@norbihorvath7751]

@@ebisu_kosuma ik

[@Bate.v19]

African accent

[@astropurplehearts]

“Yesssir! We stand DPD!”
-a very wise dwarf

[@jjangel4915]

lol
“Sir, Are you in danger?”
“No, of course not, Not at all.”
“Sir, why are you calling us?”
“BECAUSE I’M IN DANGER, WHAT YOU THINK!”

[@sirenj3172]

That’s my favorite part!😂😂😂

[@ceegeebeloved8158]

😄😄

[@Cristiano_Ronaldo129]

Wow, we watched the same video! 😯

[@QecuMinecraft]

I'M THE ONE WHO KNOCKS

[@gabbyephrem9808]

😂😂😂

[@jo-lv9iz]

Guy: *calling DPD*
Intruder: *shakes suitcase*

[@JayPlaysGame1]

Ah yes the DPP

[@goriahto3121]

@@JayPlaysGame1 in yo mouth?

[@_Kitty-Is-Here_]

@@JayPlaysGame1 What’s DPP?

[@purpleghost6859]

@@_Kitty-Is-Here_ Dwarf Police Department

[@Wasfixingthistomynamebutcant]

@@purpleghost6859 thats DPD not DPP

[@yarivelisquinones4095]

“DPP WE STAND TOGETHER ‼️🤣

[@mostlywater7317]

DPD*

[@RealSMSi]

Dwarfs Police Departement

[@Lil_Timmeh_VR13]

DPD (Short For Dwarf Penis Documentarys)

[@akhichoutv779]

PP

[@Kamukamukamukamukamu]

Haha dwarf pp

[@jauhariyahmutia5205]

"DPD" never gets old

[@shabirazizi527]

“DEEPEEDEE!” 🤣

[@BezerkTheWatcher]

It's DPD

[@Matt11211]

​@@BezerkTheWatcherno shit sherlock

[@zoinksshaggy]

@@BezerkTheWatcher r/woooosh

[@grompxD]

​@@kajca63 dwarf police department

[@jovinorlandez5663]

​@@BezerkTheWatcher Bro cant understand a single joke

[@Vynxinity420]

"Are you in danger?"
"No of course not at all."
"Then why are you calling us?"
"Because I'm in danger why you think?"

[@GhostfromCODW]

Yeah

[@zapper354]

“Lying to a police officer is a crime.”

[@yoslayz79]

I saw the video

[@usbutter_nuna27]

When u accidentally click the dislike button instead of the like button

[@mr.trophy0912]

Lmao

[@Ike_Tunes]

"Where's the DPD!?"
"It's gonna be a while."
"... Gay."
"DPD!"

[@ur_mom9110]

I just realized that every time he says gay "DPD!"

[@dcraw9799]

@@ur_mom9110 DPD YOUR UNDER ARREST

[@dcraw9799]

@@ur_mom9110 DPD

[@airborneclock8970]

@@dcraw9799 you’re*

[@bvtch3328]

DPD!

[@nicobailey6894]

I love how he passionately doesn’t care that he’s a dwarf

[@keiralovesmukbang4317]

You are one of us lol got me laughing on the floor rolling loool

[@johnathanvazquez3069]

“Oh my Dwarf” got me dying on the floor 😂😂💀

[@Xxxtrntac1on]

Holy

[@greeshmanthhandsome773]

@silvia saige🐼♥ 0

[@xELlTE]

I have those same headphones

[@SCRT]

“Are you in danger”
*“No of course not”*
“Then why are you calling us”
*“BECAUSE IM IN DANGER OF COURSE WHAT DO YOU THINK”* 💀

[@aleqoah]

my dude just copied another god dam comment, lmfaoooo💀👍

[@shelliefontenot2006]

He was being sarcastic i literally just reakized that

[@aleqoah]

@@shelliefontenot2006 alr then.

[@spunkysamuel]

@@aleqoah It's a quote from a video. Their are probably hundreds here

[@aleqoah]

@@spunkysamuel alr

[@heis_joe_]

DPD
I was just wait patiently 🤣🤣🤣🔥

[@Sammyy42]

Ah yes the ol’ classic “D P D!” Always puts a smile on my face 😊

[@RecorBruv]

Soo thats the DPD on suitcase origin from that vid of do not say gay-
"DPD"
"DAMMIT"

[@carmenneagu750]

DPD

[@wild_card_ok]

DPD!

[@YGGKEA]

DPDDDD

[@TheVoidOfYoutube]

DPD, IT IS ILLEGAL TO SAY THE WORD GAY......uh oh

[@kavenjones3485]

@@TheVoidOfCZcams DPD

[@nen8581]

I just realized that DPD stands for “Dwarf police department “

[@azaansanims9525]

same.. oh both genshin players just realised it

[@crazycatperson5751]

Both of you didn’t know?

[@azaansanims9525]

@@crazycatperson5751 yeah fr

[@crazycatperson5751]

@@azaansanims9525 so you probably didn’t see the other vid

[@crazycatperson5751]

@@azaansanims9525 don’t say gay?

[@Officialeldiablo199]

Bro said “cam down sir💀”

[@VikTamrakar]

DPD Stands for
Dwarf police department 😂

[@aydenstruggles2454]

"Dwarf Police Department" lmao

[@LilWolf7575]

Same exact thought LOL

[@darrylgoodshield4990]

@Just a wierd kid pà0

[@ashleysilva7326]

@@LilWolf7575 same I just figured it out

[@storm223]

No shit

[@eleven9561]

DPD

[@vxjessi]

“OH MY DWARF” GOT ME ROLLING ON THE FLOOR
Edit: idm if you guys call my pfp cringe or anything, and anyone that’s trying to “defend” me or anything else, it’s completely fine! Everyone has opinions on what they think is funny and what they think is right or wrong, and I’m okay with that.

[@user-ub8fv9ms9d]

HAHAH

[@namebutworse]

Rofl

[@tatum8598]

I love it pfp

[@taxedermybaby6632]

Cringe pfp

[@namebutworse]

@@taxedermybaby6632 ur mom

[@axmil_80]

For those who don't know... DPD means Dwarf Police Department.

[@the3rings]

“ there’s someone in my house!” Dpd: “where are you?” 💀

[@Knightlychan]

"Sir where are you"
"In my house"
Bro deadass didnt give the address 💀

[@jairorojas3823]

911 operators can see where a call is common in from, so you don't need to say where you are.

[@Knightlychan]

@@jairorojas3823 its usually quicker to give out the address instead of just tracking down the dude

[@im-yzen.]

@@Knightlychan when you make a call it's already tracked

[@srdjanjovanovic5008]

@@im-yzen. why TF DOES POLICE ASK WHERE ARE YPU THEN

[@N3UR0N1X]

@@srdjanjovanovic5008 to make sure you re still safe

[@itsigris7641]

"I'm a dwarf"
"DPD"
Better than every police in the world

[@FeiythHD]

They the best bcuz they creepily appear 💀

[@SeverideSquad-3]

Cop response in GTA 5 be like:

[@TheRealN00bKing]

The robber listening to the conversation on the outside be like: what the-

[@xdarlingx883]

"Are you in danger?"
"No ofcourse not"
"Sir, why are you calling?"
"BECAUSE IM IN DANGER WHAT YOU THINK?

[@Gamorr]

"Because I'm a dwarf"
"DEEEEPEEEEDEEE"

[@Unknownmonkeyy]

Lol

[@sonianicdao3515]

Lmfaooooooooooooooooooo🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@marveldaily9910]

Jojo

[@LR17x]

i love that he is being sarcastic when he is about to fudgin die😂😂😂

[@AWESOME338]

Whenever I'm bored I just watch this video

[@mirandaweber402]

"Where are you?"
"In my house"
"Where is the intruder?"
"IN MY HOUSE?"

[@yous2244]

It's extremely important information

[@eynasalodaini9366]

MeMe:Cringe

[@PigWizard1983]

And where is your partner?

[@dynastys]

we heard the video bruh

[@Snorreh92]

You literly cured my depression in one minute
Edit. Jk im 183 cm

[@itsbsd]

You just brighten my day! Appreciate you!🙌🏾🙏🏾

[@pizzapython]

V1nce cuh!!!

[@Covid0001]

Brother

[@Dillionfr]

yoooo

[@thississonlyytempporaryy78]

We are a species.

[@mafe__6177]

i always die when he says “dpd” bruh 😂😂😂😂😂

[@BTC_YT9080]

D.P.D actually stands for “dwarf police department” 😂😂😂

[@-owo.]

"Oh my Dwarf! Thank you!"

[@sadiesstuff4270]

Was looking for this

[@-owo.]

@@sadiesstuff4270 lol

[@Bensonhm69]

“Are you in danger”
“No of course not”
“Then why are you calling us”
“BECAUSE IM IN DANGER OF COURSE WHAT DO YOU THINK” 😂

[@agooddoctorfan651]

Ikr 🤣

[@Alysian]

Copy comment

[@Arqde233]

FINNALY! The DPD has come in clutch!😂

[@Bence_0105]

I just realized DPD is dwarf police department😅

[@KarmaDG24]

"I'M LITERALLY IN A SUITCASE!!" that one got me 🤣🤣
Edit: Thanks so much for the likes 🙏🥰

[@Saffie15]

Same xd

[@Saffie15]

454 likes and no comments lemme fix that

[@KarmaDG24]

@@Saffie15 If it wasn't for you I won't it notice 😅😅 thanks tho 🤗

[@ebisu_kosuma]

Same lol

[@charlottelee7730]

Bc I'm a dwarf!!!!!!🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂

[@encryptedemeralds3119]

"911 whats your emergancy"
"HELP THERES A KILLER AFTER ME!"
"ok sir i need you to calm down"
"ok"
*gets stabbed*
"Sir are you ok?"

[@Xxxtrntac1on]

Damn

[@haydex42]

"Take a wild guess"

[@randompersonyouknownothing6865]

Damn right I’m ok-

[@karsiku_11]

Yep im fine… Im bleeding alot and am gonna die at an alarming rate… but im ok

[@Valentinothemothpimp]

Dwarf
Police
Department
DPD WE STANG TOGETHER

[@amiounCell-sq3yz]

Wen he said are you in danger of course not then after 3 seconds he said of course I'm in danger😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Jesuslovesyou8760]

911 what's your emergency? "I'm a dwarf" we will be right there!

[@Ghanatheball]

DPD!

[@gabriellahorsford185]

Lol

[@u_nitify]

“ *DPD* ” the most satisfying part.

[@jahleelgreen7751]

Bhh

[@parimmurati2789]

There’s facts on this app

[@mistymae4084]

Dwarf police department

[@sarahbethpaul2214]

Broh

[@lorenitamarroquin5496]

“Are you in danger” 😂😂😂

[@janetwhite8891]

Dwarf police department aka DPD YESSIIIIIIR

[@EclipticChaos.]

DPD Motto: “Half the size, Half the time”

[@fox_fire7200]

yes

[@Physchular]

90 likes and no comments? Lemme fix dat.
Also 😂

[@SaulGoodmanTotallyReal]

Unfortunately, that's what she said😔

[@Physchular]

@@SaulGoodmanTotallyReal unfortunately 😔

[@DedenTasikmalayaOfficial]

​@@SaulGoodmanTotallyReal same 😭😭

[@Tomboysksksk]

"Next time your in danger first say that you are one of us" 💀✨

[@williampannell329]

Dpd

[@hiruuka9816]

💀

[@omppuplayz]

💀

[@marilynb.cordova7841]

so u ship Lennard and Micheal from final

[@pavithraalva6080]

More like u r amog us

[@thatdude9153]

Who doesn't know what does DPD stand for is stand for dwarf police department

[@TTRxTR]

"Sir are you in danger?"
"No of course not, not at all"
"Sir why are you calling us?"
"Because I'm in danger what chooo tink!"
Got me laughing 🤣

[@elizabethtuclaud8597]

"Sir are you in danger?"
"No of course not, not at all"
That had me laughing also the end tho "We stand DPD

[@Bensonhm69]

I want to like this comment but it’s at the perfect amount of likes (69)

[@kookiesensations4798]

@@Bensonhm69 186 now...shame

[@Kaztrixx]

I made it 469.. good enough

[@bthagoat8201]

The “DPD!” Always makes me laugh

[@crustking6986]

What dose dpd even stand for

[@PugLiving]

@@crustking6986 prob dwarf police department

[@Purplecorgi10]

Yeah

[@hellod9806]

Dpd stand for dwarf police department 😂

[@xxskyxx3361]

Me being in danger and me saying I’m a dwarf: nothing happened.

[@trev647]

"Sir are you in danger?"
"No not at all"
"Why are you calling us?"
"BECAUSE I'M IN DANGER"
Edit: MOM IM FAMOUS!!

[@DiscreetLuka]

European sarcasm

[@jordynsworld2965]

Funny how the person that answered the call didn't get the sarcasm

[@KaiiRobalx_Gaming]

@@jordynsworld2965 yeah 😭✌️

[@vithyakanishka2644]

I am the 901th like

[@KaiiRobalx_Gaming]

@@vithyakanishka2644 Who?

[@ily_ilysm_loveu]

the “DPD” is enough to make me smile :))

[@opressora2436]

"Sir are you in Danger?"
"I am not in danger, i am the danger"

[@zacharybobo203]

Before he can even finish saying dwarf they already have got the person and took him to jail 😂😂😂

[@jeremiah5574]

"I aM LITERALLY iN a SuiTE cAsE"

[@avagamez8982]

“Are u in danger sir”
“No”
“Sir why are u calling us?”
“BECAUSE IM IN DANGER WHAT DO U THINK?”
He’s hilarious 😭🤣

[@errorless_]

Im not in danger, i am the danger

[@NahlaWatson-pi6py]

“Im not in danger” “YES IM IN DANGER”

[@I_heart_Stitch]

"We stand DPD" and "BECAUSE I'M IN DANGER"😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@patrickliss410]

“Oh my dwarf” haha

[@heybestie5679]

“Oh My Dwarf”😭😭😂😂

[@ayden_lkz]

Look at his nose its red

[@yuriiitheenthusiast.]

​@@ayden_lkzso?

[@TheAmethystAngel]

That’s hilarious!

[@TheAmethystAngel]

That’s hilarious!

[@ayden_lkz]

@@yuriiitheenthusiast. he is dead

[@Sigma_Only999]

DPD never gets old 😂😂

[@Your_piggypal]

Just for being a dwarf🤣😂🤣😂

[@jester9784]

Lmao I was sitting there like wait a minute. Is this man in a suit case? That's funny

[@ykank10]

He is in a suitcase

[@Saffie15]

Fr xd

[@Saffie15]

486 likes and 1 comment lemme fix that xd

[@Avery_0nline]

"OH MY DWARF!" love that 😭

[@Sienna75]

Yes sir we see a stand DPD killed me

[@zkstudio7031]

DPD always saves the day

[@lucifer9985]

“Because I’m a dwarf”
DPD

[@YoMamaHaha123]

"OH MY DWARF"

[@MouthJaw]

The DPD stands for Dwarf Police Department

[@ABrandnewhighlightshow]

Little people are so adorable

[@the-fu1re]

POV: When you get caught sneaking back in the house.

[@LifeOfLinaOnYT]

„I dont think i wanna check“ 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@MasterDrippie]

I like it when he always says DPD! it like my favorite part

[@jacobcraver7296]

DPD = dwarf protection department yes yes

[@helloyouremyfriendnow]

I was laughing so hard at the reaction when he said "I'm literally in the suitcase!!" 😂😂 He was like "hold up.. how the hell are you fitting in there?!-"

[@helloyouremyfriendnow]

@mega mew hello! 😁

[@helloyouremyfriendnow]

@mega mew 🤭aww! and how is your day/evening going?

[@helloyouremyfriendnow]

@mega mew Oooo! Nice 😁 I'm not doing much tbh 😂 just chilling at home after school *-_-*

[@helloyouremyfriendnow]

@mega mew Ikr imagen 😂

[@MelBerryMartinez222]

“We Stan DPD”
Yes…Yes we do💖

[@hxrrypxtterfann4051]

Yes 💖

[@dpd7217]

Thank you for your support🫡

[@ABR48YT]

@@dpd7217 🙏

[@goldtaxvr]

Dwarf Police Department

[@peypro5629]

I love the ahhh when Dpd comes

[@ItsJustNo4me]

1st I thought DPD stands for Detroit police department then I realized dwarf police department 😂😂😂

[@KnightusSpace]

You gonna get so much more popular I can feel it
This contents amazing!

[@slimycrix]

He’s already popular, but I get what you mean

[@jeridaniel9396]

Hahaha this video made my heart happy. "DPD" and "I'm in a suitcase" had me so dead! Love this guy!

[@ruler_class_servant]

DPD stands for: dwarf police department

[@NeymarJrNet]

He acts like a mom yes sir we stand dpd😂😂😫

[@TheLosAngelesDicekingGod1]

loool he said he isnt in danger when he is and then he said he is. xddd.

[@shadow1608]

* Travels Light Speed * "DPD!" "ahh"

[@farmingfishfriendsfamily1773]

“Holy dwarf”

[@havalzwher1984]

I love when he said DPD its soo funny 😂😂

[@FWVXEditz]

We Stand DPD! ❤

[@aven235]

“There is someone in my someone someone said the mouse”
Lol

[@vibezzzo]

POV: the intruder was your roomate

[@mariamm.6859]

Instead of send healp had me lmao

[@asimaKamrn]

I love the way he says DPD it is soooooooo 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@mr.4o513]

“Oh my dwarf” 💀

[@TXT_ON_DISTORT]

"SIR, where are you?"
*_"IN. MY. HOUSE."_*
THANKS FOR THE LIKEEESSSSS- sorry if I ruined the comment

[@LG-bv3ch]

724 likes with no comment lemme fix that

[@zayzayac5933]

@@LG-bv3chGL

[@dietagole8669]

Like where else would I be!? OUTSIDE

[@NeshGang]

Fr the police people literally ask 100 questions that are all
the same

[@pixiniximc]

How would someone know there’s someone in the house if they are not in. The. House. Get real people

[@amirhill124]

"Because I'm in, danger Wat you Phink?!"