imagine saying to someone you can't afford a motorcycle, ask them to give it to you, then threaten them with a lawsuit, suddenly able to afford a lawyer.
Comparing a “shirt off their back” to a literal motorcycle is the most hilarious part to me, like it’s some item that everyone just has on them at all times
@@RealRobotENG. The first part of your comment is everyone's reply to you. There's youtube for kids for a reason. Don't let mommy and daddy find out you're on the big boys apps, sitting at the big kids table.
Ngl my 64 yr old chemistry teacher has a motorbike lol. Seems like they're becoming more and more common everyday Edit: This is a light hearted comment and i am joking. I understand that motorbikes are extremely expensive.
My mother was recently trying to help find/buy a car for a homeless man. She is also a chronic over-sharer. She called a few places to enquire about a vehicle they had and launched into how it was for a homeless person. After the 3rd time I heard this, I told her she should probably stop sharing that part, because the majority of the people she talks to are going to think she's trying to scam them with a sob story. She couldn't comprehend that concept.
@dangerxbadger2300 just doesn't make sense to me. If she's buying a car, then why would anyone care if the sob story is real or not ? Unless she's asking for a massive discount, if that's the case them she's not much better than the goober in the video
I work at a car dealership and once had a customer who asked for a free car for “reparations” for what her family was put through with slavery. I work at a Honda which is Japanese owned.
my god, I'm all for equal rights and ending racism but Jesus fuck if I don't get tired of hearing about slavery. when u have to bring up ur ancestors, you have no real point. my ancestors were slaves too. and I'm as white as Cauliflower. every being walking this earth can have ancestors dating back to a day where they were likely slaves in some form or fashion. whether it was in the 1800s or 10,000 B.C. so sick of that argument. especially when u realize how many black people owned slaves themselves.
This reminds me of that Target lady who got punched in the face by Security - she wanted over $1000 of merch for free as "reparations". I don't mind the conversation of reparations but the way some people are tryina go about it now that the idea is out there floating is certainly not the best practice.
@@tractorcat6414 There is only 4 letters in that font that drop below the line. ''g ~ j ~ y & p'' Given the first letter was one of these we can rule several ''slur's'' out. I think the black line was just extended to throw peep's off. Which I can confidently say that the slur was.... Not so nice. HarHa Ha This dude sending the txt's is a degenerate POS!😑✌🏼
Or he will wreck it as soon as he rides it and then the guy who gave him the deth bike will be responsible so its the morale thing to save his physical life by keeping the motorcycle. He has made it 78 years of stress without ending it yet, so the moral right thing to do is prevent the old man from getting on a motorcycle in the first place. @@bramvissers4985
This story actually made me cry, such a nice son trying to get his father a motorcycle, and when he said the slur, i really knew this was coming from the heart, never mind the legal threat showing how devoted he is. Truly one of the sons of all time
Breaks my heart to think a 78 year old man may die peacefully in bed instead of going 90mph through the back of somebody’s family car on a free motorbike as god intended. Especially after his son’s business was stolen by unspecified minorities
Alright now that you have read this, you have been cursed! 👻👻 If you don't repost this comment in at least another 3 comment sections then your left testicle will disappear at a time you least expect
Ahh cursed chain letters. It took me a minute because you made it one word and I was thinking people put on cursed chainmail which harmed them in some way and couldn't be removed without a remove curse spell or scroll.
I love people like this. i ask where theyre located then give them some random address half way across town and then sit and wait for the hilarity in ensue when they drive all the way out there just to be greeted with silence from me.
I like to imagine the dad keels over and this guy tries to sue, the judge asks 'why are you suing this man' and the guy just goes 'he wouldn't give my dad his motorbike' like it's a toddler wanting someone elses toy
I think the most bizarre thing about this is that the scammer actually seemed genuinely offended that the guy wouldn't give his 'dad' the motorcycle. Like the dude seems to lie so much that he seems to believe his lies as a coping mechanism. Gotta be a rough life being that way.
You have the knack of wiping away the complexities and showing the underlying absurdity of some people's thought processes. This negotiation "strategy" is truly one for the ages!
Taking someone to court to blame them for "what happened" to your dad because they didn't give him a motorcycle; can you imagine Judge Judy hearing that case? She might go Homelander on the guy.
As a rider myself, that dude would have been in rough shape after he figured out what you need to spend to maintain a motorcycle, let alone buy one lol
My favorite part is what Charlie brought up - that an emotionally fragile 78 year old *totally* seems like the type of person who should be handling a motorcycle, especially when the only driving info we have is that he's had a car. This scam might've had more weight if the person messaging claimed he's been job hunting to pay for his dad but just got a new one and lost his own car in the meantime.
As someone who has sold probably thousands of things on Facebook due to doing storage auctions and other things, this is absolutely the norm. From October on you get the im a single mother on Christmas garbage and the summer you get the me and my son have always wanted x and couldnt afford it. Then if you even try to haggle price and lower it for them rather than give them it for free you're the biggest a hole they ever met. Ive had people ask me to lower the price by 25 to 50% then ask me to deliver it a whole city over.
Honestly, if this guy asked me “so you ok with putting money over a person’s life”, I would say “yes”, drop the number of a funeral services house and write “for your dad”
That caps lock section just flashbanged me with memories of those stupid “send these to 5 people for bla bla bla and the fluffy bunny lives” type of chain mails.
The funniest part of all of this is that the guy threatening to sue doesn't realize that a lawyer is *SIGNIFICANTLY* more expensive than that motorcycle he saw on Marketplace. If he actually *did* hire a lawyer, where the hell did all of that money that he apparently *didn't* have suddenly come from?
I'd actually like to see this lawsuit. Just because he would probably ask his lawyer, if he even has one, to do it for free. Then when the lawyer says no sue the lawyer.
@@portalbuilder7021 not necessarily, i’m in dcfs and my mom has one, but it’s a no fault case. there were no crimes held accountable in my dcfs case. but my mom still got a public defender. maybe loopholes and low income neighborhoods have a difference but idk
no respect for fools like this. I'm disabled, my dads disabled, we're broke and struggling every day....never once have we begged or demanded for anything from anyone, no excuses for this type of behavior regardless of your life situation.
That's the right mindset to have. Your comment reminds of an opposite situation I experienced. A broke disabled guy who was once my acquaintance begged me for money, but he kept lying about paying me back. Then at one point he tried to threaten me by saying that I will face consequences for not giving him more money. LOL. That's what I get for trying to help some poor sod and enabling his shitty entitled behavior. I hope your situation gets better though. Sounds like you guys have some integrity at least.
"Give me that for free or I will enact consequences" is actually just robbery. Perhaps not quite to the elements of the crime proper doing it over Facebook but it's close enough imo.
@@kzendo6542 By referencing the video title and guessing based on some algorithm. (I don't believe this person is a bot, but I don't think it's out the question that it's possible.)
This negotiation strategy is truly next level. It's amazing how some people think they can get something for free by using absurd tactics and threats. It's both concerning and amusing to witness their determination.
You probably will not read this, but I will say this in the kindest way possible Please get a hobby instead of setting up a bot to copy comments as you relax with your bought old channel with verification. I hope your future endeavors are successful
I love it liars give up on their strategy in the same message that they started it in. He had no opposition yet, he hadn't even sent the message. Yet he still typed his sob story, got scared, gave up, and went straight to threats, all in the same message. How do you have that little resolve? I bet this guy turned himself into the police after telling someone he's going to beat them up as a kid.
Well I mean 99% of people get a message like this and then just immediately block the person. Like any of this getting out there means you chose to engage.
It's not a real place. By definition, a "place" is a particular point or position in space. You cannot pinpoint a geographic location for Facebook Marketplace because it exists only in the digital realm. What you mean to say is that it's an e-commerce platform, which is significantly different from a "place".
Who wouldnt let his depressed 78 year old father ride a motorcycle? I mean duh! Its obviously scam from the first paragraph alone but that capslock section about being held responsible is just..... the icing on the cake.
“My nephew is 5 years old and is in the hospital. He may die, but always wanted to own a pair of Jordans since he loves basketball, but is too sick to play… He is a size 12 Men’s….”
I wish I could have this kind of interaction. The trolling potential is epic. "Well *my* lawyer says that your lawyer is lying and that what you're doing is terroristic threats and so I have collected you and your dad's info and my lawyer has sent it to the fbi" 😂😂😂😂
the first thing I say when someone tries to guilt trip me is that I'm not responsible for them, and it always shuts them up or at least gets them to change their approach. I laughed so hard when he said the other person would be responsible for some stranger who may or may not exist 😂
I've had to drop this one on my dad a few 10+ times. Dad gives me $100 here and there out of the 'goodness of his heart' and then later if I don't help him with some ridiculous thing he'll hold it over my head as if he didn't make the big boy choice to give me the money I didn't even ask for. No one should GIVE if they expect anything in return. Kinda negates the whole 'gift' thing.
He makes it sound like the dad is gonna die any day now, yet asks for a free motorcycle for him like that's gonna somehow cure all his illnesses and he will live to 100 years.
The guy's premise doesn't even make sense. By saying no to him, you aren't saying no to his father unless his father is literally reading these messages too. So if his father was actually at this point where one more 'no' would lead to suicide, he could simply not share this with him. This man then going on to act like he can afford to keep a lawyer on retainer, but can't afford to just buy the motorcycle is another shot in the foot to his ploy.
The fact that he wanted to get the bike for free with some sob story and then threatened the guy selling it for not wanting to give away their bike shows the true sigma of this man 😂
I like how he even says 'Refuses to say yes' - if it said 'The next person who says no will be held responsible' - they could outwit him by just not replying. He has them trapped now, as refusing to reply violates the written contract!
Any time someone tries to pull the lawsuit card, just tell them you don't have a duty of care and therefore cannot be held liable. There has to be an existing relationship between two people in order for there to be duty of care, even one of the parties is facing trouble, even threat to life. This is also why you can't sue people for walking by and ignoring when someone is having a heart attack. It protects people from trying to help and only worsening the situation in their attempt.
People like this deserve to be told that they’re getting their way only to be told some random address to meet up and waste their time like they wasted yours.
This guy was onto something, I don't know why robbers wear masks and use guns in a bank heist, if they asked nicely im sure they'll hand the money over.
This is the same kind of logic my brother would always try to use on me and try to make me look like the bad guy. It really messed with my head when I was in my early 20's. He was also addicted to drugs.
I've seem some older people fall for these similar scams, especially if they are well off and already retired. There are some really kind hearted and naïve people out there whom often get taken advantage of by turbo losers similar to this one.
Charlie almost broke character and laughed through the sarcasm 1:14 What would have worked better is if he said, "Hey, I see you're selling that motorcycle. Could you add on $100 to the price and give me that 100 for my poor Dad in need? It's not like you're paying for it, the guy who is buying your motorcycle is giving me the money."
"If you or a loved one over the age of 77 have ever been told no, you might be entitled to financial compensation."
This is the best comment on this video.
-Works on contingency-
-No money down-
Works on contingency?
No, money down!
I can so hear this playing at 1 am on Fox. Epic.
@@TomJacobWperfect reference lmao
@@ross-carlson think im too stoned rn, but I keep imagining your name as 'Coss Rarlson' and I can't stop laughing😆😆😆
imagine saying to someone you can't afford a motorcycle, ask them to give it to you, then threaten them with a lawsuit, suddenly able to afford a lawyer.
😂😂
Imagine letting your 78 yr old father ride a motorcycle? Is that a good Idea?
@@tr1k716 lol fr
@@tr1k716 Maybe it is, if you've got a great life insurance policy on the old man.
He's gonna ask the Lawyer to help him for free, otherwise he's gonna sue them with another lawyer.
I like to imagine he got the lawyer for free using these same tactics.
Everyone involved in his life are manipulated individuals
Probably can’t afford one. He could go with a public defender.
But how will he threaten the lawyer with the lawsuit? Wouldn't the lawyer ask that if he already has a lawyer, why does he need another one?
@@ryno_8848 If he's the one filing charges that means it's a civil case where there are no public defenders, especially if you are not a defendant
Ah, threats & bribery. Something every lawyer knows.
“So you’re okay putting money over a person’s life?”
I usually answer yes just to see their reaction.
Money pays bills, a person’s life doesn’t lol
I usually answer yes because its true
"How do you think I make money to begin with?"
@@Scooter227 in some circles it pays debts
Totally! 😂
Comparing a “shirt off their back” to a literal motorcycle is the most hilarious part to me, like it’s some item that everyone just has on them at all times
WHO ASKED? MY CONTENT IS BETTER THAN CHARLIE'S LOL
@@RealRobotENG. The first part of your comment is everyone's reply to you. There's youtube for kids for a reason. Don't let mommy and daddy find out you're on the big boys apps, sitting at the big kids table.
@@itbwen9672it's a bot dude
you're telling me you *dont* have a pocket motorcycle??
Ngl my 64 yr old chemistry teacher has a motorbike lol. Seems like they're becoming more and more common everyday
Edit: This is a light hearted comment and i am joking. I understand that motorbikes are extremely expensive.
My mother was recently trying to help find/buy a car for a homeless man. She is also a chronic over-sharer. She called a few places to enquire about a vehicle they had and launched into how it was for a homeless person.
After the 3rd time I heard this, I told her she should probably stop sharing that part, because the majority of the people she talks to are going to think she's trying to scam them with a sob story. She couldn't comprehend that concept.
WHO ASKED? MY CONTENT IS BETTER THAN CHARLIE'S LOL
@@ItsLilyManson😂how is stupidity considered precious?😂
Is she buying him a car or asking for a free one ?
@@patrickhanlon2325the comment literally says she was trying to find and buy one so, it's not like she was asking for a free one
@dangerxbadger2300 just doesn't make sense to me. If she's buying a car, then why would anyone care if the sob story is real or not ? Unless she's asking for a massive discount, if that's the case them she's not much better than the goober in the video
I work at a car dealership and once had a customer who asked for a free car for “reparations” for what her family was put through with slavery. I work at a Honda which is Japanese owned.
my god, I'm all for equal rights and ending racism but Jesus fuck if I don't get tired of hearing about slavery. when u have to bring up ur ancestors, you have no real point. my ancestors were slaves too. and I'm as white as Cauliflower. every being walking this earth can have ancestors dating back to a day where they were likely slaves in some form or fashion. whether it was in the 1800s or 10,000 B.C. so sick of that argument. especially when u realize how many black people owned slaves themselves.
This reminds me of that Target lady who got punched in the face by Security - she wanted over $1000 of merch for free as "reparations". I don't mind the conversation of reparations but the way some people are tryina go about it now that the idea is out there floating is certainly not the best practice.
Should have asked for reparations from brain damage dealing with grifters and victims...and that you identify as said race of grifter
BLM wants handouts
Good old black people.
dropping a slur while trying to make someone feel bad for you is a wild tactic
edit: let's all point and laugh at the clowns in the replies
He's either a troll or he's not in his right mind.
Even a racist knows not to drop slurs when trying to gain something.
wonder what it was. betting B slur (not b\tch)
@@tractorcat6414 probably the n word tbh
@@tractorcat6414 There is only 4 letters in that font that drop below the line. ''g ~ j ~ y & p'' Given the first letter was one of these we can rule several ''slur's'' out. I think the black line was just extended to throw peep's off. Which I can confidently say that the slur was.... Not so nice. HarHa Ha This dude sending the txt's is a degenerate POS!😑✌🏼
Dude he should’ve gotten the motorcycle for dropping the slur
Imagine being able to afford a lawyer but not a motorcycle
Give a man a motorcycle, and he will drive 1 motorcycle. Give a man a lawyer, and he will drive dozens of motorcycles!
Or he will wreck it as soon as he rides it and then the guy who gave him the deth bike will be responsible so its the morale thing to save his physical life by keeping the motorcycle. He has made it 78 years of stress without ending it yet, so the moral right thing to do is prevent the old man from getting on a motorcycle in the first place. @@bramvissers4985
Finally someone pointed it out. Plus having the funds to start a frivolous lawsuit too
He’s onto something
@@user-op8fg3ny3j6:57
For the first 60 seconds I thought he was going to say the secret negotiation tactic was a gun
My dad left me for a f*cking window panel on a Boeing 777-9
WHO ASKED? MY CONTENT IS BETTER THAN CHARLIE'S LOL
@@CZcamsIsSeriouslyFuckedreplied before bot did? jeez
@@RealRobotENG. cringe
@@RealRobotENG. No, it's really not.
This story actually made me cry, such a nice son trying to get his father a motorcycle, and when he said the slur, i really knew this was coming from the heart, never mind the legal threat showing how devoted he is. Truly one of the sons of all time
Breaks my heart to think a 78 year old man may die peacefully in bed instead of going 90mph through the back of somebody’s family car on a free motorbike as god intended. Especially after his son’s business was stolen by unspecified minorities
@@maxbailey9164lmao
@@maxbailey9164 i shouldn't be laughing this hard while picturing what you commented 😭
same. damn Mexicans
These 2 comments have deceased me! 😂😂😂💀
“Tell your pops I said rest in peace he will be missed.”
This is the equivalent of telling the Chipotle clerk that you'll kill yourself if you don't get free guac
I’ll have to try that
Guac? This person wants the whole meal for free
@@J.A.Z-TheMortal forget that, he's basically asking the owner to give him the restaurant for free.
Not a bad idea
That’s how I get 2 containers of guac and yummy salsa, and extra sour cream!! 😂😅
The "the next person to say no" reminds me of those cursed chainmails from the early 2000s.
It ALSO tells me he's been at this for a while.
LITERALLYYY
Alright now that you have read this, you have been cursed! 👻👻 If you don't repost this comment in at least another 3 comment sections then your left testicle will disappear at a time you least expect
*You must send this comment to 10 people within the next 33 minutes, otherwise your crush will never like you.*
Ahh cursed chain letters. It took me a minute because you made it one word and I was thinking people put on cursed chainmail which harmed them in some way and couldn't be removed without a remove curse spell or scroll.
I got one of those a couple years back through the messages on my phone and it was so damn funny, I thought those were a dead art by then.
I don't think someone at 78 needs a motorcycle, and at 78, some can't even drive a regular vehicle or even their own mobility scooter
Some cant even breathe lol
My point exactly! I always thought about an age limit for a driver’s license (or at least a reevaluation needed to retain the license)
Oh really
A lot of people at 78 can ride a motorcycle.
@@user-lk7cv8vg7r just because you can doesn't mean you shouldn't
I love people like this. i ask where theyre located then give them some random address half way across town and then sit and wait for the hilarity in ensue when they drive all the way out there just to be greeted with silence from me.
Imagine there’s no elderly dad and he changes the story every time he wants something for free
No, there is no dad, but his 82 yr old mother who's got arthritis and dementia is deserving of the latest gaming PC from someone with a big heart.
@@Hairy_Takoyaki gam gam did say a threadripper would cure her dementia after all
I imagine this entire conversation was fake and just created to get clicks
Send agent Smith to silence @@xxProjectJxx before he tells everyone that they've been living in the Matrix all this time. 🤖
@@xxProjectJxxpeople are desperate to get anything, they will also do anything to get it, especially if it means ruining their credibility
I like to imagine the dad keels over and this guy tries to sue, the judge asks 'why are you suing this man' and the guy just goes 'he wouldn't give my dad his motorbike' like it's a toddler wanting someone elses toy
"MoM sAiD iTs My TuRn To HaVe ThE mOtOrCyClE!!!!!!!!!!!xpppppp"
Title should be "pathetlc Ioser talks about fake internet message for content because he has no good ideas".
@@Bfkcjscbsnjc this has to be the guy asking for the motorcycle
@@ssaccred Original, never saw that coming.
Watch the guy put something 'special' in his father's food and he comes back and says LOOK WHAT YOU DID, THIS IS ON YOU! 🤣
I think the most bizarre thing about this is that the scammer actually seemed genuinely offended that the guy wouldn't give his 'dad' the motorcycle. Like the dude seems to lie so much that he seems to believe his lies as a coping mechanism. Gotta be a rough life being that way.
You have the knack of wiping away the complexities and showing the underlying absurdity of some people's thought processes. This negotiation "strategy" is truly one for the ages!
Are you an AI
Title should be "pathetlc Ioser talks about fake internet message for content because he has no good ideas".
@@Bfkcjscbsnjc you spamming the same comment everywhere is pathetic but I guess to each their own!
Whatever you say bot we didn't ask
@@Bfkcjscbsnjc correct
Taking someone to court to blame them for "what happened" to your dad because they didn't give him a motorcycle; can you imagine Judge Judy hearing that case? She might go Homelander on the guy.
Or Judge Mathis. "Man, you must be a crackhead. Bringing this foolish lawsuit to my court! Get out with your crack head ways. Good day, sir!"
BALONEY
As fun as it is to imagine, it’d never make it to court. No judge would ever entertain it.
If she even decided to take the case, it would be to make fun of the guy.
Title should be "pathetic loser talks about fake internet message for content because he has no good ideas".
As a rider myself, that dude would have been in rough shape after he figured out what you need to spend to maintain a motorcycle, let alone buy one lol
Man fr… And even the gear alone will put you in a hole
Title should be "pathetic loser talks about fake internet message for content because he has no good ideas".
if you drive them moderately is maintenance more than a car?
He probably wanted to sell it.
This guy doesn't strike me as the regular maintenance type...
My favorite part is what Charlie brought up - that an emotionally fragile 78 year old *totally* seems like the type of person who should be handling a motorcycle, especially when the only driving info we have is that he's had a car. This scam might've had more weight if the person messaging claimed he's been job hunting to pay for his dad but just got a new one and lost his own car in the meantime.
As someone who has sold probably thousands of things on Facebook due to doing storage auctions and other things, this is absolutely the norm. From October on you get the im a single mother on Christmas garbage and the summer you get the me and my son have always wanted x and couldnt afford it. Then if you even try to haggle price and lower it for them rather than give them it for free you're the biggest a hole they ever met. Ive had people ask me to lower the price by 25 to 50% then ask me to deliver it a whole city over.
Dude has the speech skills & charisma stats of a dirty turtle tank
Ease up on him, he put all his points into the other stats so he has low charisma and bargon.
How insulting. A dirty fish tank at least convinces a good owner to clean it
Best not to defame dirty turtle tanks, they're lawyered up to the hilt and there'll be hell to pay from dirty shark tank!
He’s likely speaking like that on purpose.
He's the average Fallout: New Vegas character that someone who is obsessed with min-maxing created.
Honestly, if this guy asked me “so you ok with putting money over a person’s life”, I would say “yes”, drop the number of a funeral services house and write “for your dad”
I like that. Bravo. 👏
I'd assume you were offering to pay for the funeral, which is upward of $10K, thanks buddy!
@@contagioushateThat’d actually be really fucking funny
I will write “my condolences” to the very first message
That caps lock section just flashbanged me with memories of those stupid “send these to 5 people for bla bla bla and the fluffy bunny lives” type of chain mails.
The funniest part of all of this is that the guy threatening to sue doesn't realize that a lawyer is *SIGNIFICANTLY* more expensive than that motorcycle he saw on Marketplace. If he actually *did* hire a lawyer, where the hell did all of that money that he apparently *didn't* have suddenly come from?
from his trucking business where he gives away trucks to starving orphans for free, but sadly some *slur* stole his charitable job from him
I would’ve loved the reply from the seller to call him out on it .
Yeah but he will get the lawyer for free with the same fool proof method
I'd actually like to see this lawsuit. Just because he would probably ask his lawyer, if he even has one, to do it for free. Then when the lawyer says no sue the lawyer.
public defender prolly
@@alexiiconneryou’re only appointed a public defender if you are accused of a crime
@@portalbuilder7021 not necessarily, i’m in dcfs and my mom has one, but it’s a no fault case. there were no crimes held accountable in my dcfs case. but my mom still got a public defender. maybe loopholes and low income neighborhoods have a difference but idk
@@portalbuilder7021in america, you are always entitled to a lawyer and a fair trial. i forgot which amendment it was but its in the bill of rights.
Title should be "pathetic loser talks about fake internet message for content because he has no good ideas".
no respect for fools like this.
I'm disabled, my dads disabled, we're broke and struggling every day....never once have we begged or demanded for anything from anyone, no excuses for this type of behavior regardless of your life situation.
Would you like a free motorcycle? I’ve got spare laying around.
That's the right mindset to have. Your comment reminds of an opposite situation I experienced.
A broke disabled guy who was once my acquaintance begged me for money, but he kept lying about paying me back. Then at one point he tried to threaten me by saying that I will face consequences for not giving him more money. LOL. That's what I get for trying to help some poor sod and enabling his shitty entitled behavior.
I hope your situation gets better though. Sounds like you guys have some integrity at least.
Pity farming.
@@AmonAnon-vw3hr If you think this is pity farming then you my good sir does not know what pity farming is.
Title should be "pathetic loser talks about fake internet message for content because he has no good ideas".
Just when I think I'm not smart or I feel down about myself, I am reminded people like this exist. I feel better afterwards.
I love how even though Charlie swears all of the time, he still peppers in fake swear words for comedic effect - sometimes both in the same sentence.
"Give me that for free or I will enact consequences" is actually just robbery. Perhaps not quite to the elements of the crime proper doing it over Facebook but it's close enough imo.
Kinda like the federal gov. And income taxes.
@@clark2491touché
yea I would've asked for his address to give him his free motorcycle and send the police to him.
The most pathetic attempt I've ever seen at robbery, but yeah
@@clark2491criminals dont steal your money to build roads and hospitals though they use it to buy crack
The level of determination this person has to get a free motorcycle is both admirable and concerning.
Are you a bot?
Would you trust them if they said no?@@tfk_001
Title should be "pathetic loser talks about fake internet message for content because he has no good ideas".
@@tfk_001How would a bot acknowledge specific details about a video?
@@kzendo6542 By referencing the video title and guessing based on some algorithm. (I don't believe this person is a bot, but I don't think it's out the question that it's possible.)
This negotiation strategy is truly next level. It's amazing how some people think they can get something for free by using absurd tactics and threats. It's both concerning and amusing to witness their determination.
Nobody asked
Is this all you do? Post lame-ass low energy comments on every video from Charlie?
You probably will not read this, but I will say this in the kindest way possible
Please get a hobby instead of setting up a bot to copy comments as you relax with your bought old channel with verification. I hope your future endeavors are successful
This one didn’t get likes huh ☹️
Who are you
“It is for SELL, not for free. Learn to read.”
I love it liars give up on their strategy in the same message that they started it in. He had no opposition yet, he hadn't even sent the message. Yet he still typed his sob story, got scared, gave up, and went straight to threats, all in the same message. How do you have that little resolve? I bet this guy turned himself into the police after telling someone he's going to beat them up as a kid.
I always feel terrible for people who try to sell shit on FBMP or Craigslist because there is always someone who will do something like this.
You get used to it. The first few times you feel really bad about blocking them but then you realize it's a whole flock of them.
Well I mean 99% of people get a message like this and then just immediately block the person. Like any of this getting out there means you chose to engage.
@@zenketski sometimes engaging is fun when the request is super ridiculous like this one
I remember I bought a fish tank filter from someone and he kept asking me for money, lmao
nah this is funny I would have so much fun with this guy
This man actually tried the Facebook "like to save a life, scroll to doom lives"
or the "STOP! keep scrolling if you don't love God"
I love when people try to guilt trip me into doing things, except i rarely feel guilty 😂 my usual answer is "so what"
I still can't believe Facebook Marketplace is a real place
It's not a real place. By definition, a "place" is a particular point or position in space. You cannot pinpoint a geographic location for Facebook Marketplace because it exists only in the digital realm. What you mean to say is that it's an e-commerce platform, which is significantly different from a "place".
@@Zenigundamtizzy 4 shizzy
It's nice if you live in a small town.(atleast from my experience)
@@Zenigundambone apple tea
@@Zenigundam"ummm akshually🤓🤓"
I simply would've responded with "Damn that's crazy"
That guy must be a gatcha gamer, wanting everything for free
“if he doesn’t get this motorcycle, it’s going to be the end of him.. and even if he gets the motorcycle it’s going to be the end of him then too” ☠️
03:52 "Will you do it?" Absolutely lost my shit
I was so absolutely captured by this man's negotiations that I wanted to buy a motorcycle and send it to him.
lol😂
Ah, the old “gimme the stuff or the old guy gets it” routine.
exploiting people's kindness is one of the worst things you can do as a human being
Who wouldnt let his depressed 78 year old father ride a motorcycle?
I mean duh!
Its obviously scam from the first paragraph alone but that capslock section about being held responsible is just..... the icing on the cake.
I'm 100% in Negotiating...
100% of the time, I fail to get what I want 🤣
WHO ASKED? MY CONTENT IS BETTER THAN CHARLIE'S LOL
@@RealRobotENG.edging to ur comment rn
@@RealRobotENG. Who asked, free speech granted me to speak without getting stoned by tyrants like you
It really took me a minute to realize Critical was being sarcastic
Thanks tism
Ok ima try it…
Edit: Hey it’s me again, I’m proud to announce that I’m officially the owner of 10 multi million mansions and 12 Bugattis.
Really calling out these fools who think motorcycles are as disposable as coins on the ground
WHO ASKED? MY CONTENT IS BETTER THAN CHARLIE'S LOL
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Yikes @@RealRobotENG.
Yikes@@RealRobotENG.
Yikes @@RealRobotENG.
I'm a negotiating wizard. I once bought a car at the dealership for exactly the sticker price. Not a penny more😎
That was Hank Hill’s secret strategy. Is that even legal?
bro, call you silver tongue enchanter for that kind of feat
I mean this genuinely: I love the sarcasm here from all three of you. It enhances the humor. 👏
“My nephew is 5 years old and is in the hospital. He may die, but always wanted to own a pair of Jordans since he loves basketball, but is too sick to play… He is a size 12 Men’s….”
He missed an opportunity to have the dude send him a video of himself begging. That would have been golden.
Scary that people like him exist, are free to just walk around and are allowed to do stuff like voting...
And even worse…they can vote.
@@deusprogrammer_thekingofspace*procreate
*flashbacks to my experience working in retail*
Title should be "pathetic loser talks about fake internet message for content because he has no good ideas".
i doubt they do...although it is free 🤷♀️
charlie is the one man i would pay to listen to talk for hours about anything and everything
WHO ASKED? MY CONTENT IS BETTER THAN CHARLIE'S LOL
@@RealRobotENG. WHO ASKED?
Even his sex life?
@@songoku4742especially his sex life
Mr. Ballen right up there, too
I wish I could have this kind of interaction. The trolling potential is epic. "Well *my* lawyer says that your lawyer is lying and that what you're doing is terroristic threats and so I have collected you and your dad's info and my lawyer has sent it to the fbi" 😂😂😂😂
When you can't even wait to see if you fail at the diplomacy check, and immediately rolls for intimidation
i have learned this tactic doesn't work in reverse
the first thing I say when someone tries to guilt trip me is that I'm not responsible for them, and it always shuts them up or at least gets them to change their approach. I laughed so hard when he said the other person would be responsible for some stranger who may or may not exist 😂
I've had to drop this one on my dad a few 10+ times. Dad gives me $100 here and there out of the 'goodness of his heart' and then later if I don't help him with some ridiculous thing he'll hold it over my head as if he didn't make the big boy choice to give me the money I didn't even ask for. No one should GIVE if they expect anything in return. Kinda negates the whole 'gift' thing.
Title should be "pathetlc Ioser talks about fake internet message for content because he has no good ideas".
@@Bfkcjscbsnjcwomp womp bozo
He makes it sound like the dad is gonna die any day now, yet asks for a free motorcycle for him like that's gonna somehow cure all his illnesses and he will live to 100 years.
That Stanley cup analogy was completely random and out of left field lol
"Mom said it's my turn to use the motorcycle! 😡"
The guy's premise doesn't even make sense. By saying no to him, you aren't saying no to his father unless his father is literally reading these messages too. So if his father was actually at this point where one more 'no' would lead to suicide, he could simply not share this with him. This man then going on to act like he can afford to keep a lawyer on retainer, but can't afford to just buy the motorcycle is another shot in the foot to his ploy.
What that guy really needs are lessons in scamming
I’d hate to already feel stupid about a mistake I made, just to relax at home for the day and see Charlie covering my mistake to millions of people
The fact that he wanted to get the bike for free with some sob story and then threatened the guy selling it for not wanting to give away their bike shows the true sigma of this man 😂
The use of the term of sigma is beyond cringe, you can do better than this
The use of the term cringe is cringe itself.
WHO ASKED? MY CONTENT IS BETTER THAN CHARLIE'S LOL
@@Blanktester685speaking is cringe. Everyone $tfu
I think you left out a letter there. i think you mean stigma instead of sigma. stigma means a mark of disgrace of a person
I like how he even says 'Refuses to say yes' - if it said 'The next person who says no will be held responsible' - they could outwit him by just not replying. He has them trapped now, as refusing to reply violates the written contract!
There was a non-zero chance that this would’ve worked
Man had a Jericho list for all those who said no 😂.
a death note 🤣
Any time someone tries to pull the lawsuit card, just tell them you don't have a duty of care and therefore cannot be held liable. There has to be an existing relationship between two people in order for there to be duty of care, even one of the parties is facing trouble, even threat to life.
This is also why you can't sue people for walking by and ignoring when someone is having a heart attack. It protects people from trying to help and only worsening the situation in their attempt.
People like this deserve to be told that they’re getting their way only to be told some random address to meet up and waste their time like they wasted yours.
That is actually called "extortion"
I wouldn't be able to tell Charlie's dad "no", he's too wholesome
Seriously, Charlie's dad reminds me of my grandpa
This conversation has actually got me both laughing my ass off and pissed at the clown at the same time.
I love how every word that comes out of Charlie's mouth is sarcastic
The slur really brings it together. Very touching.
When he started talking about a tactic that would make people pay you for taking their stuff I immediately thought he was going to say robbery
He shouldve gone into full roleplay with him "yeah well my dads a judge so i cant be arrested"
That's exactly what dealing drugs is like. Negotiations ALWAYS go your way.
This is probably the most *pathetic* way to get a motorbike
this is the most sarcastic ive ever seen charlie and i love it
Waiting for charlie to come back and say "REMEMBER THIS LOSER? YEH HE ACTUALLY GOT THE MOTORCYCLE"
☠️
I love how this is trending in gaming when it's not even remotely gaming related
You know what it made me think of? “My father will hear about this!” **said in 11-year-old Draco Malfoy**
I've never seen a reverse class-action lawsuit before. I guess there's a first time for everything.
That guy 100% tipped a fedora at some point while sending that text
“You left the group” is now my spirit animal
That is the greatest sarcasm I’ve ever witnessed, well done. 😊
This guy was onto something, I don't know why robbers wear masks and use guns in a bank heist, if they asked nicely im sure they'll hand the money over.
Besides the slur, this is an art form
This is the same kind of logic my brother would always try to use on me and try to make me look like the bad guy. It really messed with my head when I was in my early 20's. He was also addicted to drugs.
"sure you can have it for free"
"but only if you give me the $2000 i listed it for"
is simply the best response in this scenario
This guy threads the line between beggar and thief. Also Charlie starting to sound like a Myspace rawr boy at 5:54
I've seem some older people fall for these similar scams, especially if they are well off and already retired. There are some really kind hearted and naïve people out there whom often get taken advantage of by turbo losers similar to this one.
boutta do try this at my local ricart dealership 😏. had my eyes on a nice sedan for a minute
say its for your newborn daughter who needs transportation to her university
The third part of the message reads like those old chain messages "If you don't share this to the next 10 people, your mother will die"
Advertising companies need to get a grip of this guy and his "persuasive tactics," which are totally not just guilt-tripping.
Charlie almost broke character and laughed through the sarcasm 1:14
What would have worked better is if he said, "Hey, I see you're selling that motorcycle. Could you add on $100 to the price and give me that 100 for my poor Dad in need? It's not like you're paying for it, the guy who is buying your motorcycle is giving me the money."