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That thumbnail. Bruh
Fr 😶
How cliche lol
At least I know I wasn't the only one who thought that 😐
I love the thumbnail
@@JackieDaytona1 shhhhhh they'll hear you
All those blood type stories remind me of my sophomore biology class. We were going over the punnet scare when a classmate gave his blood type, then his parents’ blood types (can’t remember the specifics, but as you might guess, it was a combination that could NOT have produced him). The biology teacher got a horrified look on her face.
Then the kid grinned and said “I’m adopted.”
Cue sigh of relief from the teacher.
*Punnet square
Frickin lol
I corrected my biol teacher on the fact that people with more than the usual amount of chromosomes are always severely handicapped. I carry an extra piece of chromosome 8, most of the people who have this flaw are wheelchair-bound and are heavily handicapped in the development department. I admit I am slower with some things than others but I can look after myself without assistance.
@@velvety2006 sux you have to go thru it still though. Much love and wish you great things in life.
@@WASTHATABULLET considering how bad it could be I am just trying to live in a way that makes me the happiest. I realize my luck a lot more than a lot of people think.
Hospitals is the only place where there's a scenario where you can walk out of the room because of someone else's skincolour without it being racist
😂😂😂
lol
I took a moment to think about it.
*true*
Ahahahaha, true
Lmao, right😂
“The girl’s parents even wanted him to pay support”
Now that’s some gall there.
the lion, the witch and the fucking audacity of the bitch
@@daddybondrewd7271 🤣😂💀
Fucking gnads on this two lmao
@@lepatate3457 I know right?!
There are courts that have ruled the man must pay child support, even when the DNA says otherwise.
Try figurering that one out.
LMAO gotta share this. I had my nose broken and was in the hospital to get it fixed. My wife was standing beside me when a nurse walked in looked at the chart and said oh your wife is in the delivery room right now in labor. I turned to my wife and said you are?
My sister had my niece that day.
if you and your sister have the same last name, then id say they assumed cuz of the that. but you probably know why she said that by now.
Cute ♥
I had the opposite. Mom got pregnant, and MIL refused to believe it because her son is "not stupid enough to have a kid with you" and kept trying to convince him to drop her. I came out a spitting image if my dad
Wow, grandma sounds like a real sweetheart...
As long as you don't come out like an image of your grandma... She sounds like a bitch.
@@solidstate9451 it could also be the case that his grandmother had a good point about the type of women his mother was
My mil was never happy over us having a child either , now that I'm pregnant with the 2nd one , she can't absorb that too, and I laughed like a villain thinking how even more unhappy she'd be . That's specially because she won't be able to keep full hold of her only son anymore , and couldn't let go of him at all to settle .
On the other hand, my mum has been far more excited than ourselves combined, and I've met her biggest expectation by giving her grandchildren.
@@TS-jm7jm in this case no, mom's been the hardest working woman who I've ever met for the 20 years I've lived and dad ended up cheating on her while she worked 2 jobs to support the family, so funny how that went
You know, I'm still happy about the guy who got clean so he could be a Dad. He didn't get to raise that child, but he actually got his life in order at least.
Fun fact: 6 fingers is actually a dominant trait, it's not as common as 5 because less people carry the gene
@@beef_noodles are you though?
Now thats something nice what about twins how do increase the chance of that
Fewer*
So our evolution should've given us 6 fingers.
@@kw4584 so we just lost the middle finger as a slight.
When I was in the Navy we had this guy, an electrician's mate like me, he was our division LPO (Leading Petty Officer) at the time. His nickname was Superman because he'd had a vasectomy and still had 3 kids. She had been on the pill and he had used condoms as well. 3 times she got pregnant... He had them tested each time and each time they were his. They all took after him too. So you can see why we called him Superman. Those kids are true fighters in every sense of the word.
Wtf
@@jorgenajar9407 Sometimes, life is truly stranger than fiction.
Sounds like the doctor that did his vasectomy did a crappy job.
Those are some determined swimmers!
Does he not have a brother or male relative who could be the father
My ex husband is Japanese and Scottish. He looks Japanese. I’m Italian and Scottish. I look Italian. Our two eldest were born looking Asian. My youngest had blonde/blue. His family accused me of cheating, blah blah, spread rumors all over town. What did DNA show? That when both parents are half Scottish, you’re gonna get a fair child. Over time, as most Caucasian newborns do, her eyes turned brown and her hair turned dark dark brown. My two eldest look Italian. She has the most Japanese features.
He’s an ex for a reason. His family still refused to accept her but now that she’s in her mid 20s and looks like their mother they all want to be family. She’s not having it. Good for her. We had to move because of all the rumors they spread around about her. It was humiliating.
They sound very ignorant. Glad you and your daughter are rid of them!
That sucks hope she's happy and those idiot relatives dont get to mess with y'all again
@@tytoalba605 she’s not having any of their bullshit. But thanks!
@RedRabit Defense their position wasn’t reasonable though. One parent is half white (half Scottish) and the other is white (Half Scottish and half Italian. Both white, they are from Europe after all). It was reasonable to expect a fair baby. Wow! Who knew that mixing white genes would result in a white baby!! Mind blown! 🤯🤯
I’d love to know how those combinations happened? Where did so many Scots come from? Surprised no gingers popped up. My grandfather was Scottish and English. His DNA was very strong. My dad and brother looked very much like him. Even I look him. Literally got his chin and hair.
I’m sorry your in-laws were crap.
I really hate this, cheating is bad but getting pregnant while cheating is just straight up evil.
Then having another nigga raise that kid without him knowing
@@thereject505 My biggest fear
This is why I support mandatory paternity tests at every birth. ♥
My mom is a doctor. She used to work in a hospital when she was right out of medical school. She said that a lot of African-American babies come out a lot lighter than what they will be later, and that a lot of dads thought that their wives had cheated on them. Most of the time, that wasn’t true. Their skin darkened a while later, and everything was fine again. Still, it was pretty awkward.
Yes they do, happened to a friend of mine, the drama
How do they not know this. They never greeted babies into families that would grow up right in front of them?
@@kauswekazilimani3736 There is no excuse for Black parents not to know that most African-American babies are born white-looking or very fair. Usually the cuticles of the fingers and the rims of the ears will have pigment, though.
@@shells500tutubo tbf it’s not really a topic many people are educated on and it’s a stressful time anyways if I’m up till god knows in the morning and my baby comes out looking like a whole different race I’d probs feel a type of way aswell
Back in the day when me and my twin sister were born they thought sis had a birth defect because her head was big.....then in walks Dad and the nurses are like "Oh ok that explains it." Dad's side of the family all have big heads.
🤣
I’m the same way, except it’s just my dad, we both have similarly sized heads.
But I have the overall body of more akin to my mom’s side of the family.
Meanwhile, my 6 years younger sister is the complete opposite. She has a head (and face for that matter) like my mom, and a body like my dad (she’ll probably be as tall as him too, he’s 6’4)
Mr Mackie mhmm kay
LMAO
Yeah as you can see in my profile pic(an old photo of me) my dad's family have big foreheads too, it doesn't mean big brain for me tho
there is never an excuse to cheat, if you’re going to cause someone that much turmoil, then you are a horrible person
We have too many short-minded people nowadays so it's only going to get worse. Something about the industrial revolution and its consequences?
Not to mention what it puts potential kids, friends and family through. Such a selfish act can cause so much harm to others that didn't deserve any of the fallout.
@@Blakezilla594 People still cheated. You don't codify the illegality on a religious and state level for no reason. People just get caught nowadays because obvious reasons. Plus urban life and all that jazz.
@reconcool 1 Nope, no divinity is needed here. If you don't consider how much pain you could inflict through your actions, you are a horrible person.
@reconcool 1 He has a brain and senses to perceive with does he not?
With the story about the dad's misprinted blood type, it's a good thing they discovered the error then rather than in an emergency, since that could be deadly.
That seems less like the father's fault but rather a doctors which almost turned really bad and possibly ended up in divorce.
@@anelbegic2780 how in any way is it the doctors fault he misprinted his own dog tags 😂😂😂
@@user-lx6fj3kf3j Because the doctor failed to double check due to complecency, understandable at the time maybe but it could have killed the man or at least made him really fucking sick at best.
@@anelbegic2780 he was a+ all the other times… he just has a shit memory
@@user-lx6fj3kf3j We would need more details on previous doctor visits to make that claim there honestly.
Not my story but a friend's. He is a nurse who assists a midwife occasionally. One day there was a couple and the woman's brother. When they realised that the baby clearly had a black father her brother turned to look at the "father" and said, "dude, you got a shiny".
Hope the kid had IVs worth keeping.
Clearly, he’s a big Pokémon fan xD
I think it's really funny when people say the husband cheated and the wife isn't the mom even though she's the one giving birth.
yeah....
LMAO
I know like how does that work?
@@joshuaespinoza2117 It's a joke. The baby is clearly the mother's but mixed race children can often be born with really random skin tones due to genetics. Also darker skinned babies can be born looking pretty white and darken later on as they grow.
@RedRabit Defense pooped her pants!!!!
I actually one time had two classmates that seemed close to each other (not in that kind of way) and when I asked how they seemed to know each other so well, it turned out it was because they were half-siblings. Their father was having an affair and by coincidence they were both born on the exact same day. It was hard for me to believe at first.
Actually, a human woman can have a set of twins with the babies having different fathers. It's called superfecundation and it's weird but interesting
As a person who works in Family Law and has dealt with a couple of cases where this happened, I can confirm this
@RedRabit Defense well idk
do we
Like Hercules
also man can actually produce twins with different dna. I am not sure but I believe this is called chimera, it means that in the early development of the pregnancy the father had a twin, but the twin passed a and the brother absorbed him but the twin was developed enough to have his own DNA and that's passed on by the brother.
@RedRabit Defense No, and in retrospect, I don’t know why I put that
There should be a law that dictates the kid needs to be DNA tested before the dad signs the birth certificate
Why bother? You are still on the hook for the kid either way if you are married.
I totally agree
@@IdgaradLyracant #gmb
@@IdgaradLyracant really? could be grounds for divorce. lol
@@msairs Still doesn't get you off the hook. God help you if you are in Illinois. At one point you had to pay child support as long as the child was a full time student. Heard horror stories of 40 year old full time students. Imagine having to pay child support for a 40 year old because they kept themselves a full time student for decades. I wouldn't even set foot in IL from the stories I've heard. How true those stories were, I take with a grain of salt but from what I hear IL and CA are the worst states.
How dare that hospital just give away a baby to the state instead of to a loving father. Absolutely disgusting. Someone needs to be fired
He wasn't the baby bio father and had no relationship to the baby.
@@1127snowbunny1127 Something's wrong with the system when, given the choice between a kid having a loving parent and the kid having no one, the kid ends up going into a system that fucks the majority of people up for life. That baby could have had someone to care for it from the start.
Sadly, he wasn't related and had a drug history. He'd have never qualified as a foster or adoptive parent.
Blame a system and society that treats men as if they’re predators by default.
@@redram5150 now now....thats not PC approved opinion. To the gulag till you learn to think correctly.
If you’re a certain Shade of Mexican it’s really hard to predict what color or features the baby will have. Some of my family has turned out dark AF and then others are green eyed and red haired. So. 🤷🏼♀️
Yep I'm the cliche Mexican short with tan skin and dark eyes and hair and completely take after my dad
My siblings however look like my mother pale skinned with dark hair and eyes
I thought Mexican was nationality. Aren't Mexicans like other part of the Americas consisting of whites, natives, mixed, blacks?
@@kauswekazilimani3736 Mexicans an ethnicity and a nationality. You can be Mexican if both of your parents are ethnicity Mexican or if you are born in Mexico.
@@mrbrainbob5320 Alright. I always hear people talk about it like a straight race though.
Yep. I'm mexa, white skin, almond hazel eyes, dark blondish hair. While my bro is more tan, has wavy black hair, and has dark eyes that low-key look like asian, then another who's pale af, dark brown hair, and round dark eyes
My ex swore up and down that i had cheated and that our kid wansnt his... Until the baby was born. Almost 14 years later, our kid looks just like him.
yikes... I can see why he is an ex.
@@COVID--kf3tx guys will do or say anything to get out of being dads even if the kid looks like them
@@TheGamerClown
Looking at your name makes sense you say that
@@TheGamerClown You're so delusional it's unreal.
@@BonfieTheRabbit could you explain how ?
That 6 fingers story was unexpected.
And probably fake
@@nathancarpenter8895 indeed
Its a long dead however very dominant gene
I was born with an extra thumb, they cut it of at 15 months, still hurts like hell sometimes
@@maxvanderhorst4657 why would they do that It would be cool to have extra fingers
3:20, so much respect for this guy, got clean, got his life together, stayed every moment he could with the baby, and even when he discovered the baby was not his he still was willing to take him in. I feel so bad for him.
I have a friend from Sri Lanka. He said a guy in his town is married to this woman, and he was gone for long time working on an oil rig. His wife got pregnant and she convinced him the 'spirits' got her pregnant and he believed her.
Actually it's super rare but a human having twins or triplets from multiple fathers can happen usually just two though it happens when a woman continues to ovulate after already being pregnant it's called Superfecundation most people usually assume it's just twins with one underdeveloped and believe it or not it happened twice on the Jerry Springer show
What causes superfecundation?
@@Duvmasta I don't think it's really known why it happens but it's basically just when two eggs are produced at one time instead of one it's rare but it does happen very rare animals do it too sometimes you ever seen a double egg an egg with an egg from a chicken
@@Duvmasta if I had to guess I would say it would be probably some environmental factor something that we don't come across too often that can affect your body biologically not necessarily mutation but probably something that scientists would have a hard time ascertaining like just some random thing like too much of a certain nutrient that only affects 1% of the population something like that so probably genetics and environmental
@@1adrock12 oh okay
@@Duvmasta truth be told it's probably more complex than that like huge combination of things that have to go just right certain nutrients certain location certain chemicals probably a bunch of things plus genetics
10:30, Yes he wasn't the father, but at least the idea of being a father helped him get clean and strong enough to resist a relapse, one good thing came from this. Still sand for him that he wasnt the father, sounds like he would have been a amazing father.
My father rejected me because he (with black hair brown eyes) thought I (bleach blonde hair and blue eyes) wasn’t his. Turns out that dna tests don’t lie lol
I hope you reject him too when you make millions. Best of luck in life.
Nah lol. Forgiveness is easier than having a grudge and hatred in my heart tbh.
@@yomammyhouse3339 that's good its fucked up that the world is like that and while he wasn't right i can definitely see how and why someone would think things like that
@@yomammyhouse3339 Well I wouldn't let somebody like this in my life. He can forgive, but it doesn't mean he has to act like nothing ever happened.
@@laerramarie2620 you despise scepticism? I mean we have no context here. "Reject" can mean "bear a grudge for years" or "initially refused to sogn the birth certificate". The latter is reasonable.
First guy sounds like he regrets his snip a little and that's why he's adamant it's his lol
He’s stupid to stay
This video in a nutshell is just "remember to always use protection"
No. The video in a nutshell is “stay loyal to your partner”
This video justifies DNA tests, condoms, IUDs, and loyalty
So, when I was in the Marines my unit deployed to Iraq. We got back state side and all the families where at the airfield to meet us. This one Marine we'll call Sven has been looking forward to being home so much. His wife had given birth to a child while we were gone. Now Sven is 6 ft. 4 in. tall and like 230 pounds with about 5% body fat. Kid looked like a clean shaven viking body builder. His wife was a petite 5 ft. 2 in. Scandinavian girl. Sven got off the transport aircraft saw his wife and child, and walked right by her and kept on walking. As he passed her he made one statement loud enough for everyone to hear. "I can't believe you would actually think I was stupid enough to think that the baby was mine once I saw him." The child was plainly of African American decent. Needless to say they divorced soon after that.
I’ll just put this here. Lol my legal dad (the man on my birth certificate) is very very dark skinned. I was a blonde hair, blue eyes, pale (the palest) skin. I would love to be able to ask my biological mom what went down in the hospital room when I was born. 💀
Sure, if you are in USA, it may work. Here in brazil it may not, since the degree of miscigenation here is staggering. I, for as instance am a pale(ish) guy with black hair and brown eyes, but my kids could be anywhere in the color spectrum, since my mother is black, but my father is mixed with native and portuguese/italian. Sure, I may marry a pale girl and have kids, but odds are that at least 1 kid may be born with dark skin since it is 75% of chance that my hypothetical wife is also mixed ( be it native, black, european or even asian, there's fucking everyone ( L O L ) here! )
@@KlavierMenn so essentially when in doubt get a dna test and don't overreact cuz genetics are wild yo
@@Spearhead401 Yes, or at least here In Brazil. There are countries that are more homogenous than here and you can spot the cheater easier... not so much here at least.
@@KlavierMenn the man on my birth certificate is 100% not my biological father. But he did say i was his little white baby when I was born. 🤣 very endearing. Actually really nice considering my mom didn’t want my biological dad to know about me. I have no recollection of him though. As he went to prison shortly after I was born. Now that I’m older though I do want to write him a letter and ask him about why he signed the birth certificate. Lol
22w pregnant knowing my kids come out mirror image of my husband, loving the drama
*GET OUTTA MY TREES DAMMIT!*
*Wait are you tree or in my tree... omg you are the tree in the tree...*
*T r e e c e p t i o n*
So it is YOU who is throwing acorns at my window!
scandalous
Congratulations 🥳
When I was born, (I'm naturally ginger) both parents dark hair. Didn't know where I got it from. But as I got older I look more like my dad.
One of 4 children and I was the only ginger one. I look adopted.
Then my grandparents died, found an old photo of them. So old it was taken when my grandfather had hair. But not old enough to be black and white.
It was in color. He was ginger!
The guy with the misprinted dogtags knew "The army never makes mistakes."
10:18
If i were the guy told to pay child support for a cheater mother, it would be The Slap all the way through the waiting room. Unbelievable.
moral of the story: if you wanna cheat, make sure the blood combination makes sense.
For those who don't get the six fingers story:
*six fingers is a hereditary dominant trait, not recessive trait,
*it only takes one parent with a dominant trait gene for the trait to appear in the baby
*for more information on recessive/dominant inheritance works look up Mendel's Box, it shows how basic inheritance patterns work, and it was all figured out by a monk using flowers.
There's also a lot of variables with partially expressive traits.
As to why it's not more common in humans, being that it's a dominant trait, there's a lot of reasons and it's an interesting topic to look up.
That said, Hemmingway's cats all have polydactylism (the proper term for the trait).
The audacity of that family wanting the guy to pay child support when it wasn't his effin' kid!!! They can all go straight to Hell. I'm glad he won.
14:03 , same thing happened to me. Me, Husband, and son are all O blood types. Daughter came out A. We were all confused. Found out it was rare, and (in our case) caused a LOT of health issues. Her blood was A, but she still had some of my O type from the womb. Her blood started fighting itself as my blood got rejected and caused her to have near dangerous levels of jaundice for months. Terrifying.
Is she alright now?
That must’ve been a terrifying point in the lives of your family.
Me a doctor questioned my entire training when he said that the nurse told him , that blood type is not possible. Then I read the last line and realised I should trust myself more. Apparently I have confidence issues as a doctor 😑
Boy am I glad that he was positive, and that baby and mom were negative! a positive baby can immuno-attack a negative mother
Can someone confirm if I had a stroke while reading this?
...its the other way around...
@@mistid1485 No. If the mother is negative and the father is positive, a positive child causes the mother to make antibodies. If the baby is negative, nothing happens.
@@justinmarzan8599 sorry i didn't punctuate
@@mistid1485 no no positivity in the child causes that blood to attack her
the story that says, "lady cats can get pregnant off of two different fathers. Unlike humans, they can have separate but pretty close to timely ,,,,,". Same can be true for parents of fraternal twins where the twins have different fathers
This doesn’t super relate, but when we were learning about genetics in seventh grade, our science teacher told us a story about something that happened at another school she used to teach at. Apparently, they tested everybody‘s blood type with everybody’s parents and stuff like that, or they just tested everybody’s blood type. Anyway, it was pretty clear that one kid‘s blood type wasn’t possible. They obviously didn’t tell her because that was way too awkward, and they told her that there was some flaw in the testing and thus they couldn’t find her blood type. None of them had the heart to ruin her life. Poor girl.
Ive heard that before but nothing is impossoble even blood types as far as i know genetics is WAYY more complex than we know about
@@isaacalzate8262 um, no. That’s like saying red and yellow can make blue, it can’t. Genetics are complex but the genetics of blood types are not.
Steve’s Lunch box 🤢🤢🤢 I guess he’s eating raw tuna every day
After watching this I really think there should be mandatory DNA tests because a woman will always know the child is theirs but a man doesn't have any confirmation without a test. Loyalty and trust are important but all the trust in the world doesn't guarantee the child is yours.
DNA tests should be mandatory
Had a friend who slept with 5 guys and wasn’t sure who the daddy was. She definitely knew she slept around though! (She didn’t have a boyfriend at the time FYI). When I got pregnant it was my man and as always the only man.
For men who have a flirty pregnant wife, I can only imagine the fear of taking care of the so for 9 months and wondering if some other guy impregnated her. It happened to my bro and it must’ve felt like a slap to the face.
If I remember correctly, there is a certain part of California that requires it before you sign the birth certificate. I've only seen it in one country and this was years ago, so not sure.
I don't approve of being mandatory because Big Bro is up our asses enough. However, I do think it should be encouraged to test before signing. "A check ✔, for a check 💷" 😂. In all serious, as a woman I know that I haven't cheated but others have.
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I'll do you one better, install adblock.
@@TradingMike I’ll do you one better, don’t watch the video
@@SimpleNebula19 That's a big brain play.
that dog tag misprint could easily have lead to him getting an AB transfusion which would immediately clot in his veins and kill him on the operating table.
The hospital not allowing that man to adopt the baby was disgraceful, that is so upsetting. Poor baby.
It was the State/CPS. Hospital had shit to do with it.
So you want news headlines about the hospital giving a baby to a recently recovering addict?
@Kauswe Kazilimani drug tests exist. Also why the fuck would it be in the news?
@@user-jb7tq7ko7e So waht if drug test exist he's a recovering addict. That is responsible on the States part. And a the state giving away a baby to a recovering addict that ends up relapsing sounds like a headline to me. Then we'd be here I the comment section saying "how could this happen? The staff should be fired."
You guys are only acting on emotion with the hindsight of who the man is.
But you have to use a bit of logic and the logic says that you can't give a child to an ex addict single man.
I'm a man and I wouldn't trust another single man to raise a child alone. A child needs to have a complete family. Mother and Father. That's why I think children should be adopted by families only.
7:37 sounds like my story. As an African-American woman, I gave birth to a fair skinned, blonde haired, blue-eyed little girl. I delivered her by cesarean section, so I figured there had to have been a mistake. First thing I did after I recovered was get on the Internet and do some research. This was when the internet was new, and very slow (1996). None of it made any sense to me, so I figured I’d ask around in my family. Turns out there were some things about my own genetics I hadn’t known before. 14 months later I gave birth to a son. Fair skinned, blue eyes, but darker hair. At 24 and 25, both of them look exactly like their father. My son is engaged to a white woman, and my daughter just married a black man. I can’t WAIT to see what these grandbabies look like. 😂🥰
ps. Never make a woman that just had a C-section, laugh.
grandma approved
Hey granny haven’t seen you in some time
@@antimonyth2563 lollolloll
Yup
To the question of cheating (and adoption for that matter) my mother’s answer was always: “Don’t worry, a buffoon like you can only be your father’s” 😂
What's that thumbnial bro 🤣🤣🤣🤣😭
peep her black eye tho...
@@yourmother5810 that's what I'm saying 🤣🤣🤣🤣😭
He only had to tell her once
Omg "congratulations Steve" got me rollin
The one about having the black grandmother: I do *NOT* blame the father one bit for reacting how he did. No one bothered telling him about his genetics to know it was a possibility? And *they* think *he* is the ass?
If your gonna act like an ass your gonna get treated like an ass like theirs other ways to react to this situation similar story happened on Rslash AITA baby came out dark turned out Grandma cheated on her husband with a black man which wa away baby as dark
He should have gotten the DNA results first before acting like an ass.
We actually read a short story about that scenario in school. Back when passing was important. I forget the name of the story, but in the end man's mother explains they are the ones passing not the wife.
@@armaggedon390 I bet all of you act with a 20/20 vision of the situation and wait for results. You're all so perfect.
This is the exact opposite I know a story that happened long time ago of a family the man and women are Caucasian had a black child, they had fights but didn't get divorced, the child grew up hearing malicious whispers about his origin so he ran away.
20 years later he married a black woman and had a child that was white, against everyone initial doubts DNA proved that the child was theirs and that thier family skin color had skipped generations
Yeah colour is funny like that, it can skip generation and create a mess. Couple being white and not cheating but either their mothers or grandmothers (assuming all white) cheated and "got lucky".
My cousin (blonde with blue eyes) got knocked up at 18 (on purpose because she ommgggg wants a baby because they are too cute!) by half romani (who she booted after got pregnant) and baby was blonde with blue eyes and I (and my mom) highly doubted paternity and kid not having any romani features, but I guess it's possible.
"Throwback gene" is what that's called.
@@shopece8807 thank you for the information
This isnt my story but a story I saw on reddit:
When my wife was giving birth, the child came out black and it broke my heart. I screamed and called my wife a cheater and ran out crying. I say balling my eyes out in the waiting room and my sister came up to me. I was expecting her to comfort me, but instead she hit me with her purse, "you idiot! Your wife is black!" With all the deep emotions of the birth, o forgot the obvious fact that my wife was in fact black
Some drunk guy once asked my mom (I was 7 and I’m very Filipino) if I was Mexican. I know my dad is my dad. I look like my paternal grandmother and my dad and I act the same.
I know genetics and recessive genes can be a wild card when it comes to skin color and features. I might strongly suspect that my woman cheated on me because of how the baby's pigment came out, but I would just not let my name be put on the birth certificate until after a positive DNA test proved I was the father.
6:14 That is the undoubtedly the worst tattoo I've ever heard of.
My neighbor was so excited about his upcoming baby, his wife was pregnant. The baby is half black, but he was very pale at birth. My neighbor signed the birth certificate, thinking it's his son. Over the weeks, he started getting darker. When it came out he was not his son, she ran away in the middle of the night, left the baby. My neighbor was the best Dad, he NEVER once treated him like he wasn't his, when he got married again, his wife adopted his son.
3:20 The fact that this guy didn't even hesitate to adopt the child shook me to my core.
the o blood types and a blood types story actually happened to my sister too, dad got a paternity test to confirm it, she's his. so not entirely unique
4:26, that misprint almost cost him is marriage, not because of the blood type but because this man was TO STUPID TO CHECK IT HIMSELF.
3:43 I'm almost in shock that people still don't know their blood types but then again he's an army type and you're either super on point or a paint sniffer with that branch no real in between
Cheating is horrible in its own, but the fact that people could be so stupid while cheating is astounding
My grandma and grandpa had a hard time conceiving. They both wanted children so badly and my grandma felt so bad because she felt like she couldn't give my grandpa the children he wanted. About 5 years into their marriage someone told my grandma about this tea that is supposed to help her conceive and it worked. She gets pregnant with my mom and to this day she swears by that tea. Well, everyone started talking shit and started making up rumors that my grandma cheated and ended up getting pregnant by someone else. They thought it was odd that my grandparents had been trying for so long with no luck and then all of a sudden she ended up getting pregnant, so that was their only explanation. Fortunately, my mom was the spitting image of my grandpa and that shut people up. Then as my mom got older and with no siblings she started to assume she was adopted because kids are mean and they put those ideas in her head. We are Mexican so having only one child in a traditional Mexican family is extremely unheard of. My grandma had three miscarriages after my mom but when my mom was about 12, she gave birth to my uncle and a year later to my aunt. She hoped that they my mom and her siblings would give her a ton of grandkids since she didn't get to have the big family she always wanted. My aunt had a mental disability and never married or had kids, she passed a few years ago. My mom decided to stop at 3 children just me and my two brothers, but my uncle has 5 so my grandma now has 8 grandchildren and one great grandchild so she's happy 😊
25:00 - I worry about this baby whose mother appears to have been drinking through the pregnancy. Both from a possible pre-natal damage problem and from a being-raised-by-a-very-irresponsible-mother point of view. Maybe she'll do the kid a favor and put hir up for adoption.
I'm pakistani and my husband is white British. When I gave birth to our son, thankfully there wasn't any doubt as he looked a lot like father , with the eye shape like mine. I also checked if we weren't handed the wrong baby. In fact I sometimes asked husband if he had any doubts , and that I won't object over wanting proof. He is very sure and I believe its all clear .
You got yourself a good catch of a guy. Nice :)
Bruh, that blood type mishab could've been soooooo baddddd especially in such a very emotional state for the parents
Oh my god the story about the guy who couldn’t adopt the baby brought me to tears. That is absolutely heartbreaking.
I think there should be a law that said paternity test is mandated to make sure the father is really the father at the birth of the child. It would avoid a lot of problems.
"LUKE, I AM NOT YOUR FATHER"
11:25 reminds me of a funny line from Frasier... Frasier’s new girlfriend, Fay, stops by his apartment with her mother. Frasier gives them the tour and the mother says, “Thats a beautiful bedroom, Frasier.. I noticed you were kind of quiet, Fay, almost as if you’ve been in there before!” And Fay responds, “Yeah, Mom, I was but it was dark and I was drunk. I don’t remember so much.” (Fay is played by Amy Brenneman; it’s a hilarious episode S6ep10 “Merry Christmas, Mrs. Moskowitz”)
I don’t care what anyone says, Frasier is one of the all time best sitcoms, hands down. Not everyone’s cup of tea, of course, but they don’t make sitcoms like they used to. I don’t think we will ever see long running, well loved sitcoms like “Cheers” or “MASH” again. It was a different time, better days for comedy.
No man or woman has an obligation to take care of someone else’s child. Especially if the said child is a result of cheating.
12:28 im surprised he came back to pick them up
I like the guy who say she’s not my half sister she’s my sister. (Claps)
"Steve's lunchbox".🤣🤣🤣🤣
Met a young man in the elevated on the way to a maternity ward. He says his girlfriend was giving birth soon, only to quickly correct himself that it was his wife. He said they had just married a few days ago. I congratulated him and parted ways. The next day I see him in the parking lot he is clearly upset as I hear him yell on the phone how the baby was black, (he was Hispanic).
Genetics are so fun for redheads (like myself) to have such a colour ,its required that there is atleast one redhead from both parent's sides.
My mother and father are both black hair. I cam out ginger. So my father had a redhead on his father's side but none on his mother's. My mother had the same.
There was no accusations, they were and still are civil and loving of each other. But I'm sure a surprise dis occur.
Iv said this b4 but shit its storys like this and the knowledge that people are this shitty to their spouses are the reason if i ever have kids id have a paternity test done to make sure i was the dad
3:32 This guy is so awesome man, I want to meet him so badly.
1st story had me howling
These are the lucky guys. If you don't find out right away and you sign the birth certificate then that kids legally yours and that "B" has got you for 18 years.
When your going to sue someone just because you have a bloody cheating wife who “would never do that”
Simp Mode: Engaged.
The army misprint.. like man that’s some fucked up shit. Dude could’ve had a simple transfusion in medical and been dead the next week.
Steve's lunchbox 😂😂😂
i was expecting a story all about how a wife got flipped, turned upside down🤨
15:46 so if I understand correctly the mom started the affair while she was pregnant with the husband's last child right? OMG...
Even better than that, when she was pregnant with the last child, she knew it wasn't her husbands, so slept with him in order to keep the affair a secret as long as possible.
If the Danish guy was is best friend, then he has horrible friends or he us very alone
Steves lunchbox lmao 🤣
“Frog belly fluorescent “ white….i had to stop the video because I was laughing so hard. Who comes up with this sh*t? 🤣🤣🤣🤣
last story " i'm sorry for her" bruh what she got what she deserve
"To gain my teen cooperation I got an early Xmas gift: A Sega Genesis" 12:30
I was expecting the next line to be: "So I ratted them all out. SG sucks."
The story where the husband was on deployment. He got back only a month before. How did he know she was pregnant but she didn't?
The poster probably meant she didn't know she was that far along. Maybe she took a pregnancy test recently and discovered she was pregnant, and genuinely thought the recently returned husband was the father, with no idea she'd been pregnant for half a year already. Or maybe the husband just saw the signs like mood swings and insane food cravings and figured it out.
20:00 damn props to that friend
I’m not a nurse, but if I were, no matter what I knew or even THOUGHT I knew, I’d keep my f-ing trap SHUT!
“I’m just here to check on the well-being of mother and baby, I don’t know nothin’, I didn’t see nothin’, and don’t ask me SHIT!”
Yes, who cares if she cheated and a man has to give his time money and resources to a child that isn't his, sisterhood!
So much for ethics
Yea my daughters blood type doesn't match me or my husband, also if you follow 5th grade genetics her green eyes just don't match up to my brown, or my husband's blue (which also turn green..) anyway the blood type, eye color, hair color, 'bossy ass attitude ', all matches my mother!!
Time to end up on the thread
Oh no!
When I was a kid, my calico cat had a litter of six kittens; two gray, two black-and-white, one ruddy brown, and one calico. Girl had three different stray baby daddies in the area.
Steve's Lunchbox? Classy.