[Vinesauce] Vinny - Water Bottle NTR
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the fact the "kids" all have double flavors is INSANE
OOOHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
WTFFFFFFF
So now you've got me thinking of water bottle genetics, and that implies to me that multiple fathers can contribute to a single child, which means the male water bottle would likely also be a father.
@@RockstarRacc00n the real question is, does the flavor mixing happen from the fruitmen taking turns with some room for delay, or does it only work if it's mixed all at once via DP? does the lady bottle have to be ovulating (aqualating if you will)?
OH MY GOD
i DID NOT REALISE THAT
WHAT THE ACTUAL FU-
He tells chat not to be horny, only for the ad to become hornier than anyone was ready for
Just an immaculate moment
*Ejaculate Moment
Sorry i'll just go now... 😞
I DARE him to play those old Orangina commercials. Twitch mods would descend upon him like fat guys at an MtG event.
@@lilwyvern4 Oh god, you just unlocked some repressed memories in my mind.
@@lilwyvern4 now I'm just imagining those short ads just sprinkled throughout the segment and the YTP, giving Vin a spark of panic each and every time.
@@lilwyvern4 i liked the octopus chick
The writer’s barely disguised fetish has reached new levels of terrifying
This is NOT disguised by any stretch of the imagination
Why does everything have to be a fetish nowadays?
@@doclouis4236 Humans are naturally horny, duh
@@Trynt33 We as humans at the very least have some restraint and standards... Well, unfortunately not all of us do.
@@doclouis4236 People with weird fetish projecting their desire to push their fetish onto someone, so they think everything that's out there is some-how related to a fetish. In reality, I think the ad is nothing more than a joke in an awfully bad taste (but hilarious).
I refuse to believe at least 3 human beings were involved in the making and approval of this ad.
It was the Finger Family animators
Alternatively: Jabroni Mike made it
There were several human beings involved in making this ad: they were all coomers.
@@heseipikmin6415 New Lore: Between being a security guy and a celebrity who spat pure truth czcams.com/video/xGkodSXfTv0/video.html , Mike was involved in 3D animation for certain commercials🤨🤨
@@aturchomicz821 "It was me Vinny, I animated the NTR water commercial!"
The way he grounded that chat member with such fatherly AUTHORITY, damn.
You know someone got off to that command.
@@capacitatedflux Fuck it, They are grounded too.
I laughed harder at that moment than anything.
He had strong Bill Burr energy with that delivery.
He didn't even sound mad, just disappointed.
“Go to bed, you’re grounded.” 😭
☠️💀
💀
⚰️
I'ma make a new flavour
Vinny is so daddy material.
It's amazing that it took this water bottle man four different flavors of children before he realized something was up.
Not even that, it took him seeing the orange colour to realise
He's oblivious. That's why he got cucked.
Sometimes it's just a coincidence though. My wife and I are both asian but our kids are a lot browner than either me or my wife due to my latent Okinawan genes ☺
@@DrHeinzy or African genes..... Make a ADN test bro !
Unsure how I feel about “different flavors of children”
Imagine a dude who just found out he got cheated on by his GF/wife and then turns the TV on to see THIS ad.
A painful experience, I would assume
That's what the word trigger was invented for
peak suifuel i assume
@@rooty El basado
The ultimate cucking experience
Goddamn that "I wanna make a new flavour" caught me so off guard I almost die of laughter. Holy shit....I'm glad that comedic criminal is grounded forever.
Sparkling milk
@@NotKaiii Delete this
@@CrystalRose1111 please
Saltwater flavor
@@NotKaiii Ignore that two person below you, just do it
"I wanna make a new flavor"- John Chatman.
Go to bed, you're grounded.
what flavor would that be, whit funny?
@@Versakken White carbonated water, tastes salty and with a smell similar to chlorine
@@WDWatameVirus with a hint of shrimp and Linden tree?
John Chatman Cum-in-Marine
This is so messed up, the waterbottle husband coming to the realisation that his kids aren't his and his wife is cheating on him is beyond messed up
lore
Most people hate infidelity, who knew
Calm down. It’s not real.
@@watchman1270 "IT'S REAL TO US DAMMIT!"
>kicks feet violently and sprays orange juice across the floor
@@dougneon9550 The fuck does that have to do with water bottle lore?
It took me a minute to realize it was different fruits each vacation. Water lady must be a known local thirst quencher to the whole town at this point. Wtf.
Cuck 9000 ☠️☠️☠️
Is she the one quenching the thirst or is her thirst being quenched?
@@CWINDOWSsystem32 yes
@@CWINDOWSsystem32probably
I'd rather not drink the NTR water babies, thank you very much.
This is now a sentence that has been typed by someone
Agreed
i would still drink the glass of water
I saw Rubicon in a shop two days ago, remembered this ad and in that moment I decided to never buy Rubicon again to spite them.
And that's coming from a "breeder bot".
Don't send chat member to bed, that's where he usually creates his new flavor.
Instead of water, he uses Fanta
@@TheBanMan If you know, you know
@@TheBanMan I can appreciate some eco-friendly recycling
@@oneirics5839 what do you mean by that?
Lmfaooo
Puts the term "hot dog water" into perspective
CHOCOLATE STARFISH!!!
@@birberking6999 cheese grater raccoon
AND THE HOT DOG FLAVORED WATER
BRING IT ON
hey nice skarmory ^v^
“Chat that’s EXACTLY what you think it is” i love the validation the chat gets because this commercial didn’t even try, didn’t even intend to hide it
Subtlety is for cowards
-The Director probably
Now I know why monks and yogis go into mountains far away from society
"Well, thats enough of that"
Yogis are smarter than the average bear, after all
@@thelegalsystem lol that reminds me of the Thomas the Tank Engine meme
"It was time for Buddha to go, he had seen everything"
@@grunkleg.3110 oh my god +2
@@grunkleg.3110
This is one of the best CZcams comments I have ever read, and I have been watching CZcams videos since before 2010
Tags: [Netorare] [Cheating] [Impregnation] [Story arc] [Horror]
Horror? Oh yeah the dad water bottle is gonna shove every one of those fruit fvckers into a giant blender
Shouldn't "netorare" mandate the use of "horror"?
@@theonlybilge speak for yourself some of us NEED NTR. I'm so beyond gone that vanilla just don't do it for me anymore 😭
@@codyhill2311 Porn has truly destroyed people's minds hasn't it
@@giovani9739 Don't know mine was always a bit gone since the day I was born so I honestly couldn't tell you.
So...
Those fruit guys "transferred" some of their "fluids" into the "plain water" lady bottle, giving birth to "fruit flavoured drinks" children?
I just drank a fruit flavoured soda, and now my mouth feels.. defiled
This is disgusting and I love it
Oh yes, I hate this! This is revolting!
@@Mikedot More?
@@AWJR Please.
Brb about to swallow a whole bottle and suck it dry to show I'm still the throat GOAT
They fucking knew what they were doing, even the name "Rubicon". While it's the name of the river, there is also the famous phrase "Crossing the Rubicon" which means getting to the point of no return... And we are here Jentlemen, we definitely have crossed the fucking Rubicon.
@Vidar (Joey) he jentin'
I love his genuine realization and how hard it hits him. My man wasn’t ready
You're never ready for that revelation
It sucks how 'being ready' means showing distrust in what should be the ultimate show of trust. Being vulnerable with someone and truly trusting a partner can be hard when this sort of shit is bandied around everywhere.
Who the fuck thought up this ad and was like "yeah make that"
Fetishists.
Californians
It is the exact kind of thing that the WKUK "grapist" sketch was parodying
If you elect me as president i'll push california into the ocean
@@jan_kest Ad by BMB London.
This ad fills me with unnecessarily violent tendencies
why. why are the fruits buff.
I legit thought the add would end in violence.
@@xXRickTrolledXx Papa water bottle pulls out an AR-15 and the ad cuts off, that's how it should've gone
*necessarily
[rabid animal noises]
I just realized they’re by a pool.
Is spring water swimming in a pool the equivalent of a human bathing in blood?
Well if you think about it, what are humans but fancy water bottles.
@@zarrg5611 implying water bottles are fancy humans
@@davyjones3105 Water bottles are streamlined humans, none of the squishy middle bits, just water and a vessel.
@@zarrg5611 good to know vampires are fans of Vinesauce
considering this is obvious ntr id take it as something more akin to a golden shower. golden bath, i guess.
She belongs to the clearance aisle. 💀💀💀
"I've seen a mango give a water bottle a foot rub" is now something I can say.
Brand new sentence
Someone else in the comments pointed out that all of these children have multiple flavors, which implies that both of the fruits she's standing next to are fathers of more than one child, which implies that the way that water bottle genetics work is that multiple fathers can contribute to a single child...
...implying that the water bottle who's realizing she's had an affair is also the father, he just split it more ways than he realized.
is it possible the fruits overpowered the water bottle's "influence"?
The same thing can happen for humans, but it's very rare. If you combine superfecundation (2 or more embryos get fertilized by 2 or more fathers in the same ovulation) and tetragametic chimerism (one embryo absorbs the other embryo in the womb), you can get a child that has 2 sets of DNA from 2 different fathers. You could technically get more than 2 different fathers, but the stars really have to align for that.
So these water bottles apparently have cat genetics...
@@leetri There's also the fact that women absorb DNA from the semen from men they have had sex with so if she fathers a child with any man other than her first, the child its going to have DNA from multiple men.
@@leetriFascinating
After Incest Coffee and NTR Water, I look forward to Futanari Beer and Ugly_Bastard Tea
Shotacon vodka shots
Vore soda
Scat juice
Wow, they have the whole lineup here, even Zoophilia Milkshakes.
@@umamifan That's the worst thing ever, I love it
Bro the photos in the ad has dates. The father is literally looking back realizing how he was being cheated on for a while now
The commercial feels like Sausage Party all over again.
Fuck, your right
Wait, this is not from the movie?
i actually emailed Rubicon a few years back asking them why the bottle of water got cucked.
They wrote back saying it was designed to draw attention to a particular situation in a funny way and that there were no sexual references....
yeah, i still think this is fetish fuel somehow.
Fetish fuel?I think this NIGHTMARE fuel.
@@DemonK1ngODIO For some people the line between those two is very blurry!
@@Trynt33 So natural like the light of the sun at midnight.
@@DemonK1ngODIO moonlight is reflected sunlight
@@yeetthegargantuanleviathan6216 r/whooosh
0:04 I love how he sounds like a dad about to turn the car around
0:47 - That isn't strawberry... It's RAWBERRY.
Go to bed, you're grounded.
Now I feel bad for a non-existent water bottle man, thanks
I… never want to see this brand on the shelves again. Ever. Anywhere. I mean it’s an exquisite shitpost, but I’ll never be able to look at a bottle of flavored water again without fighting back debilitating and wholly inexplicable laughter.
Suddenly less excited about armored core 6 fires of rubicon. I don’t want to customize my mech and have another person pilot it while I watch
Underrated comment
Armoured Cuck
SO TRUE LOL
Why are people acting like this is some subtle fetish that someone snuck in? Its literally the entire joke of the commercial.
Because the joke was taken to the point of f r u i t c u m .
Can't believe a fucking water bottle getting NTR'd got me feeling down...
Summer '08 Black Cherry Raspberry
Spring 2010 Kiwi Strawberry
Summer '14 Lemon Lime
Whenever they made this ad: Orange Mango
I'm not sure if these dates are when the flavors were released or if they're trying to hint at the gestation period for anthropomorphized water bottles. I really hope its the first one.
It can be both
So i looked it up and this ad was made in 2017, so it is both...
4 of them...
*4*
*FOUR.*
*F O U R.*
And they are double teamed, every bottle has two flavours
IV
i always enjoy when vinny laughs in disbelief
Pixar's elemental is looking good.
Never would I have expected to see those three letters on a Vinny Vinesauce channel
These truly are cursed times.
the ways of the Vincent Sauce have been corrupted
I am ashamed that I know what any of this means.
I have no idea what they mean
@@slimebunny5700 Abbreviation for "netorare", a genre of Japanese sussy videos that involve cucking
He grounded that chat member in a heartbeat
I read the title and I was like, "no way he actually means..."
The fact that John knows what NTR is... I know this is the internet but I'm pretty sure that the only people who know what that means watch a certain type of "anime" that youtube would probably delete my comment for if I specified further.
@@laurenchinsphealsupremacis9978 He knows because his degen chat led him into a hellish rabbithole that he cannot forget. Before he became mainstream, I doubt he knew most of these weird concepts
@@laurenchinsphealsupremacis9978 It would appear that Johnny is cultured.
@@umamifan yeah most likely a chat member labeled a clip this or something and john improved upon it
Well. We know that Johnny knows what NTR is now.
statistically at least one person cranked their hog to this commercial.
Water bottle dad needs justice
"water bottle ntr" is a phrase I never thought I'd hear, and yet here we are.
0:31 The clap he does while laughing makes this so much funnier
ORANGED Is the New BLACKED
this deserves an award
LMAO, good one.
god tier
BLACKED Cherry
first saw that ad on jabroni mike's stream, and now vinny's. i can't escape it
John Clipsauce, what does "NTR" mean? Something like New Tasty Refreshments, right? *Right??*
What a world we live in, where people anthropomorphize and sexualize water bottles. What a world.
What a world where people overreact to some goofy ad and unironically take it seriously.
@@watchman1270 go overreact somewhere else
Its been done to the Water Cooler in the Jackbox games. I am not joking.
I've seen worse, there's a whole genre of Planes on Deviantart, and I've seen far worse than that.
Not really harmful or anything, just an odd choice.
Welcome to the wild world of human sexuality I guess.
Did the board meeting for this went like this?
First a family of water bottles goes on a vacation
Next the husband does to relax by the poolside
So after that he notice his wife is getting a massage by the strong looking fruit
Slowly he realized that none of his kids are indeed his kids
Flashback to each photo of each season of their family vacation
Painting the picture that each fruits were flavoring his wife
I think I need to switch career
I imagine the idea of "water bottle cucked by fruit" came first and they came up with a situtation to manufacture it
I personally think a higher up asked one of their children and the little [REDACTED] came up with this.
Vinny treating chat members like they're his children makes me laugh so hard idk why
Vinny warning chat not to get horny over the water bottle has the same vibe as "I will turn this car right around"
"Go to bed, you're GROUNDED."
i could not stop laughing.
Little did Vinny know, that the writer for the commercial was a chat member themselves
Ah yes, the Rubicon Cuck Bottle ad.
I remember seeing this a few years back on TV.
"go to bed you're grounded" is in my hall of fame for vinny's responses to chat being chat
water bottle villain arc
I mean, the husband should've noticed that the first child was a combination of his wife's trainer and the handyman...
0:06 don’t worry Vinny. the writers, animators, modelers, producers, and the director already had that idea in mind when making this.
Chat actually thirsting over a water bottle. We've come full circle.
May God have mercy on the soul that made this
I want revenge
@@matias9978 as a gamer, I can help
NTR in a Vinesauce title is driving me insane
“Go to bed your grounded”
It's called Rubicon, in honor of the thing they had to cross in order to make this CGI nightmare.
No clipper in the description...
Johnathan Fullsauce...
You can taste the broken marriage in every sip.
Nahhhh what the fuck 💀💀💀
“Someone in chat just said I wanna make a new flavor” this was the moment that broke me
Imma check if someone made r34 of this real quick
Back. We are not that far gone yet. Thank god
nows My chance
Yet being the key word.
Don't tempt me.
What about now?
bro thought the flavored condoms broke, he was dead wrong
Chat: "I wanna make a new flavor"
Vinesauce: Go to bed you're grounded
Good ending: the bottle husband calls the humans to drink his wife, the children, and to eat the fruits, the bottle gives them the middle finger and leaves with a new bottle girlfriend
The kids did nothing wrong though lol 💀
@@CRuduxypegg they did him wrong for being the wrong color
@@jart1984this is true
@@jart1984 KKK:
@@jart1984 ayo bro🧐
The fact I've literally seen these bottles before and purchased some before as well, tho I remember strawberry and kiwi most for this but man, _now_ I'm seeing the commercial for this
"Are you sure this will help us sell more drinks?"
"Drinks?"
Appled Core VI: Flavors of Rubicon
I think you mean APPLED Core.
Words cannot describe how bad I feel for the husband waterbottle...
They are double team made, every bottle has two flavours
It's funny that Vinny was slowly realising the situation at the same time as the dad bottle
"Water Bottle NTR" is now the first suggested result when you type "water bottle" in the search bar, thanks everyone
watussy
Stop
waterussy* watussy is too ambiguous
Vinny: Im gonna stop the stream right now
(Orc Massage flashback)
Vinny: *OH NO NO*
Chat member you are GROUNDEDGROUNDEDGROUNDEDGROUNDEDGROUNDEDGROUNDED
So I just woke up to water being cucked. Thanks Vinny.
Finally, an accurate representation of what flavored water tastes like.
Yeah this commercial is TAME compared to the Ribina commercials. One has some fruit girls strip and press their fruit-bertsons into the camera, another has a reverse SA angle, where a male fruit flashes a female soda can and the can goes RIGHT for him, and a third where it's a male orange on a stripper pole
Reverse?
@@theonlybilge as in the guy usually assaults the woman, but the commercial plays out the other way
@@DirectorOfChaos9292
It's not really "reverse", it's still just assault.
@@theonlybilge I know but 99% its always portrayed as the male being the aggressor.
Someone posted that first one to a discord server .. when I saw it I was cackling uncontrollably
0:55 Vinny and Chats’ relationship should be studied. It’s truly remarkable.
I cant even go to a non-anime related video without seeing something getting cucked nowdays
I never needed to see the implication of a water bottle getting double teamed by buff fruit, but here we are. Thanks John Fullsauce.
My favorite Blender Animation
What a rancid ad
Absoluely awful...yet. I can't deny that it hasn't succesfully entered my brain to bullshit barrier that usually stops ads getting in.
is there anything weirder than a commercial about an anthropomorphic water bottle woman who cheated on her husband, people in the comments trying to find logic in this commercial, criticizing the genetics of the bottle woman for having children of two flavors, and the creators of this commercial definitely not thought about it
All the fruits involved in this commercial were eventually eaten.
This ad is genuinely brilliant
"Someone in chat just said
(I want to make a new flavor)" ☠️☠️
Water bottle dad is low key a dilf though
I showed this video to my sister and the second we heard “I wanna make a new flavor” I started tearing up laughing