Boris Johnson Ruined London | JON RICHARDSON

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  • čas přidán 5. 11. 2020
  • Planning on moving to London? Well I hope you know that Boris Johnson has ruined this city beyond belief. And he wasn't even Prime Minister when this show was on.
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Komentáře • 137

  • @Brook_tno
    @Brook_tno Před 3 lety +708

    2014: "...nobody who lives in London likes it, otherwise Boris Johnson wouldn't be in charge of it."
    2019: Boris Johnson becomes PM of the UK

    • @ProfessorShroom
      @ProfessorShroom Před 3 lety +50

      And has royally fucked it up

    • @TheValeyard92
      @TheValeyard92 Před 3 lety +23

      Tells you everything you need to know, really.

    • @melosgllareva8631
      @melosgllareva8631 Před 3 lety +64

      Nobody who lives in England likes it, otherwise Boris Johnson wouldn't be in charge of it

    • @chriswarren7171
      @chriswarren7171 Před 3 lety +2

      @@melosgllareva8631 He didn't win a nationwide election. That isn't how Prime Minister works in the UK

    • @TheSuzberry
      @TheSuzberry Před 3 lety +11

      @@chriswarren7171 - when they voted for his party people knew who would be PM.

  • @Matty.Hill_87
    @Matty.Hill_87 Před 2 lety +32

    The Boris jokes aged like a fine wine 😂😂😂

  • @MrHaydnSir
    @MrHaydnSir Před 3 lety +412

    that aged well 😂

    • @Halwolf
      @Halwolf Před 3 lety +4

      Like a well aged cheese

    • @hughfrazer1734
      @hughfrazer1734 Před 3 lety +2

      A fine wine

    • @Gauri31058
      @Gauri31058 Před 3 lety +10

      it did. Now we have a wet fart for a prime minister.

    • @MrHaydnSir
      @MrHaydnSir Před 3 lety +1

      @@Gauri31058 no, we don't, Karen
      it's not like you, or I could do any better of a job .. very few countries could in fact - no matter who was in charge
      none of us have ever entered into a brand new job, and in our first year managed to, and had to;
      - negotiate a global union deal, in a peaceful manor
      - deal with an unprecedented global pandemic, like nothing anyone has ever seen before
      despite the fact i voted labour - i very much believe Corbyn or May would have done far worse, and we wouldn't have had a leg to stand on when it comes to laughing at how badly Trump fucked things up in the US
      the only people to deal with this so well have been South Korea
      as we, the United Kingdom, entered into our lockdown, they began to exit theirs - because they were prepared.

    • @Gauri31058
      @Gauri31058 Před 3 lety +22

      @@MrHaydnSir Not sure what that desperate attempt to rationalize Johnson's failures is meant to achieve. I guess its the best anyone can do since there are no achievements or areas of competence to point to. You go ahead and feel sorry for him all you like. I'll reserve my sympathy for the victims of his callous policies.

  • @DragonSamurai182
    @DragonSamurai182 Před 3 lety +84

    Man. That guy from cats does countdown is pretty funny. He should do more shows like this.

    • @kurtsudheim825
      @kurtsudheim825 Před 3 lety +3

      I'm guessing your being sarcastic (but since you can't tell in writing), jic you don't know, he us a comedian, & this is his real persona

    • @oppionatedindividual8256
      @oppionatedindividual8256 Před 2 lety

      @@kurtsudheim825 I don’t think it’s a persona.

    • @kurtsudheim825
      @kurtsudheim825 Před 2 lety

      @@oppionatedindividual8256 I said its actually him, I can't remember what was said but I'm guessing it auto corrected to persons instead of personality, like I said this is him, it's not an act, because he's like this all the time when we see him, otherwise he's seriously a to class actor & would be in a much bigger stage

  • @njcurmudgeon
    @njcurmudgeon Před 2 lety +15

    Between him and David Mitchell I've found my spirit animal...

  • @WithoutForm911
    @WithoutForm911 Před 3 lety +46

    There's layers to how well this aged.
    Boris leaves and knife crime skyrockets.
    Boris becomes PM.

  • @JDAfrica
    @JDAfrica Před 3 lety +38

    His South African accent was absolutely spot on!

    • @TheToneBender
      @TheToneBender Před 2 lety +2

      First time at least. When he went to yell on the train it sounded a bit indian

  • @hagridsdisappointingson769
    @hagridsdisappointingson769 Před 3 lety +33

    Pretty sure that's how you end up living in Portsmouth.

  • @ce7282
    @ce7282 Před 3 lety +140

    Jon is the very sexy male version of the voice in my head.

    • @AmirGTR
      @AmirGTR Před 3 lety +2

      Wow, how bad is your voice?? 😂

    • @Miss_Camel
      @Miss_Camel Před 3 lety +11

      He is unbelievably sexy, I don’t know why more ppl don’t discuss this.

    • @SpiralSniperz
      @SpiralSniperz Před 3 lety +1

      @@Miss_Camel funny

    • @marywood8794
      @marywood8794 Před 3 lety +3

      @@Miss_Camel I totally agree. Funny guys are very attractive because you have to be smart to be funny. I think lots of people think that because Jon isn't 6 feet tall and overly muscular, that he isn't attractive...it's just not true.

    • @Miss_Camel
      @Miss_Camel Před 3 lety +3

      @@marywood8794 - true story! There is nothing sexier than a man who can not only laugh at his own insecurities, but manage to be cocky anyway....I will take brains over brawn ANY day, so yummy.

  • @ulalaFrugilega
    @ulalaFrugilega Před 3 lety +14

    I wonder if he really likes Snooker, because I do. But even if he doesn't, I'd keep on liking this man and the character he's created. Sweet but hard-edged. Full of insight and anxiety. Great piece of art in any case.
    Thank you for the upload, Sir.

  • @IndigoIndustrial
    @IndigoIndustrial Před 2 lety +3

    I'm counting down to leaving London after arriving in 2007.
    I'll miss running/walking along the Thames, the convenient Tube, some of the parks (e.g. Kyoto garden in Holland Park), galleries and museums.
    I'll miss the glamourous women drifting between yoga and their non-jobs in West London.
    I won't miss the planes en route to Heathrow, worrying about air quality, the constant noise. I won't miss my tiny appt and I hope it pays for a better place elsewhere.
    It's a bit sad because once you sell up, you really can't buy back in and I have a lot of memories. Everytime I go somewhere I wonder "Is this the last time I visit this place?"

  • @afischer8327
    @afischer8327 Před 3 lety +8

    The South African businessman is a fair accent. And given the grumpiness of many of us on the Waterloo >> SW London train, his imagined conduct is exceptionally generous.

    • @kurtsudheim825
      @kurtsudheim825 Před 3 lety

      The talking bit is fine, but he lost it when shouting! I feel it's cause often so many try to hard, so it sounds like a bit like a parody, pushing that harshness, whereas as he did it in his soft voice so it felt more accurate

  • @evilrslade
    @evilrslade Před 3 lety +5

    "You know he was building a garden bridge across the Thames for Joanna Lumley?"
    50 million... Gone. No one knows where....

  • @icositetrachoron7028
    @icositetrachoron7028 Před 3 lety +65

    Wet fart PM now lol

    • @kphouton8438
      @kphouton8438 Před 3 lety +2

      One of the best we’ve had in a while

    • @joshsawyer1403
      @joshsawyer1403 Před 3 lety +5

      @@kphouton8438 Did you receive a brain injury?

    • @lifeonmars1044
      @lifeonmars1044 Před 3 lety +1

      I spat out my cuppa when heard that... carpet is ruined 😂

    • @gabrielaholloman3895
      @gabrielaholloman3895 Před 3 lety

      Well clearly, No one who live in Uk likes it

    • @kphouton8438
      @kphouton8438 Před 3 lety +1

      @@joshsawyer1403 No just facts. Why is he so bad?

  • @Alliefrownie
    @Alliefrownie Před rokem +2

    Watching this the day he stepped down as prime minister 😅

  • @kurtsudheim825
    @kurtsudheim825 Před 3 lety +11

    Could anybody tell me what major incident happened in London at this time (not sure when this was shot & can't remember)! Also his accent is pretty good, at least the talking part

    • @esquilax5563
      @esquilax5563 Před 2 lety

      Don't know when this show was, but it sounded like he was talking about the Queen's Jubilee

  • @Hannatwow
    @Hannatwow Před 3 lety +39

    As a South African his South African accent isn't bad haha

    • @maria_ings
      @maria_ings Před 3 lety +2

      As a South African also I disagree

    • @Hannatwow
      @Hannatwow Před 3 lety +2

      @@maria_ings lol 😁

    • @arianaajbeaverhausen8175
      @arianaajbeaverhausen8175 Před 3 lety +3

      @@maria_ings he's better than most who attempt it to be fair. 😁🇿🇦

    • @kurtsudheim825
      @kurtsudheim825 Před 3 lety

      The 1st but when he's talking is pretty good, but when he does the shooting bit is shite

    • @kurtsudheim825
      @kurtsudheim825 Před 3 lety

      @@arianaajbeaverhausen8175 better than Lee mack, I think often they try to hard to push the harshness, so it ends up sounding like a parody rather than accurate, like he did with the previous story I just saw about him talking about the stag do speed boat

  • @juliaconnell
    @juliaconnell Před 3 lety +11

    And now hes Prime Minister!! Dont know whether to laugh or cry

  • @LabradorIndependent
    @LabradorIndependent Před 2 lety

    "Her body's not having it"

  • @arghjayem
    @arghjayem Před 2 lety +5

    He’s done a lot more damage than a wet fart……A LOT! 🤬🤣

  • @sarcasmo57
    @sarcasmo57 Před 2 lety +1

    I feel like I was there.

  • @guyincognito7518
    @guyincognito7518 Před 3 lety +3

    Nice to see he's got new material

  • @felixc3719
    @felixc3719 Před 3 lety

    Noooo wheres the rest lol

  • @DPUKDanielSmith
    @DPUKDanielSmith Před 2 lety

    oh shit...... I don't live in portsmouth

  • @marthabayley4138
    @marthabayley4138 Před 3 lety +8

    shout out to portsmouth

  • @davidl2065
    @davidl2065 Před 3 lety +2

    How's Khan getting on Jon

  • @destroythehuman3380
    @destroythehuman3380 Před 3 lety +5

    This upload has a purpose.

  • @saiwoebking642
    @saiwoebking642 Před 3 lety

    this aged well...

  • @zector0
    @zector0 Před 2 lety +3

    After having been recommended to see this same clip for the 6th time in 3 days and doing so, the punchlines are becoming a bit expected.

    • @221b-Maker-Street
      @221b-Maker-Street Před 2 lety +2

      Then click “Don’t recommend” then “Tell us why” then “I’ve already seen this video” and you won’t be troubled again. Do you know how to use CZcams? 🤔

    • @gamegladi8or669
      @gamegladi8or669 Před 2 lety +2

      Maybe don’t keep watching it then

  • @simonblurton8009
    @simonblurton8009 Před 2 lety

    aged well!

  • @jasonpetley2836
    @jasonpetley2836 Před 3 lety +7

    And look who ended up as the new mayor of London bloody Kahn

    • @borismuller86
      @borismuller86 Před 3 lety

      Kahn Livingstone?

    • @johnb8956
      @johnb8956 Před 3 lety +1

      Bloody useless. It’s so funny (or rather embarrassing) how compared to most of the Labour Party, Boris seems like a good leader

  • @kaiulrich6185
    @kaiulrich6185 Před 3 lety +7

    What a nasty job for a sound guy trying to bring the ambience mics up in time for the laughter and back down in time for the next sentence....and it almost never worked out. I would prefer to hear the laughter a lot quieter rather than this constant toggle between the dry and the ambient voice.

  • @guiseppeperceval4930
    @guiseppeperceval4930 Před 3 lety +8

    How are those stabbings going that dropped almost to none under Boris?

    • @borismuller86
      @borismuller86 Před 3 lety +1

      All it took was three lockdowns 😂

    • @johnb8956
      @johnb8956 Před 3 lety +2

      Sadiq Khan doesn’t care lol

  • @AmirGTR
    @AmirGTR Před 3 lety

    Straight face gang wya 😐

  • @king_zapp
    @king_zapp Před 3 lety

    Your South African accent.... Just... No... Please.

  • @leetaylor8967
    @leetaylor8967 Před rokem

    Boris is the man 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿👍👍😉😉

  • @johnhughes8016
    @johnhughes8016 Před 2 lety +1

    In 2021, this does not go down well...... London was in a much better situation before the current clown took over..... oh well, you get what you vote for I guess.....

  • @lonewretch
    @lonewretch Před 2 lety +1

    Can you stand still, I'm very concerned that I feel so horribly wrong about the backdrop being the same colour as your hair as you are moving about as you move. Either pick a letter and stay there, or stand still... oO Driving me quite Jon.

  • @lightend100
    @lightend100 Před 3 lety +4

    love boris, hes very british.

    • @MrKikip1992
      @MrKikip1992 Před 3 lety +4

      You can have him if you want him!

    • @johnb8956
      @johnb8956 Před 3 lety +1

      @@MrKikip1992 we do have him

    • @Bigworld
      @Bigworld Před 3 lety

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @alun7006
      @alun7006 Před 2 lety +5

      Seek help.

    • @221b-Maker-Street
      @221b-Maker-Street Před 2 lety

      He is what happens when a fetid turd becomes sentient. 😒

  • @HomebaseLHR
    @HomebaseLHR Před 3 lety +11

    “If people liked it Boris Johnson wouldn’t be in charge”
    Yeah... coz now Sadiq is much better... crime is through the roof

    • @myketrip8938
      @myketrip8938 Před 2 lety

      He has to follow the agenda or get kicked

  • @jhenderson5276
    @jhenderson5276 Před 3 lety +2

    Can't be a comedian up North -- can't be a comedian down South either.

    • @kalebmillar
      @kalebmillar Před 3 lety +16

      Can't be funny in the comments
      Can't be a very funny person
      Can be a idiot

  • @dkmorris713
    @dkmorris713 Před 3 lety +2

    You'll never be Jimmy Carr.

    • @kalebmillar
      @kalebmillar Před 3 lety +23

      And you'll never be noticed

    • @kalebmillar
      @kalebmillar Před 3 lety

      @@jjb4531 don't tell someone they can't be like someone or something Ur comments got no likes you'll never be noticed

    • @kalebmillar
      @kalebmillar Před 3 lety

      @@jjb4531 oh sorry 😂😂

    • @JasperJanssen
      @JasperJanssen Před 3 lety +3

      Thank god for that.

    • @N-GinAndTonicTM
      @N-GinAndTonicTM Před 3 lety

      Imagine having such low standards, that Jimmy Carr is your go-to for a comparison.
      It's like saying "You'll never be Andrew Dice Clay".

  • @lewisgray185
    @lewisgray185 Před 3 lety

    Not funny at all.

  • @joantaylor7117
    @joantaylor7117 Před 2 lety +1

    Here we go again folks! Great ‘bit’ to distract me at 3.00am to lull me to sleep and stress relief smiles. SCREAM…interuptus peace.
    Ads, short sharing of gig bit…dont be greedy Jon…your UTube bits are funded I’m sure…

  • @blankshaliburton277
    @blankshaliburton277 Před 3 lety +18

    that aged well 😂