Every new programmer ever
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- čas přidán 20. 10. 2022
- game dev pain 😔
Btw, this video is just a joke poking fun at new programmers (including me... lol). Keep coding and good luck. :D
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programming moment
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Programming moment
lol
What Video editor do you use?
Hi Shift! I always wanted to ask a popular scratcher what's his mail record, so what's your mail record? (I bet 15 times mine)
Amazing love it! 🤣
Heyy, thanks griffpatch!! :D
big fan
Atsgaga
The man him self!!!!
oh my god!! Griffpatch himself
"bean = bean"
Scratch bug: *I cant see any simularities between the two*
loll
When I still didn't know much about scratch. I saw that you can't put a block after stop this script so i did this:
if 1=1
stop this script
do smth // but this command dosen't work bcz it stops this script
Oh my god this is like a perfect depiction of every devlog I've seen 💀
LOL it kinda is 💀
Alt Title: when you drank coffee before you code
underrated comment xDDDD
@@ShiftClickLearn why dont you pin it?
The accuracy in this. At least the first game I tried to recreate was space invaders, so pretty simple.
When I started scratch I didn't know about lists until about two months into it
Another thing scratchers do, they make platformers with this little block with an eye and I swear I’ve seen them platformers every I go, and not to mention the ten year long intros 😂
It’s so annoying!
Everywhere I go, I see his face...
I do the little block with two eyes but the intro... It's 20 se....10 years
@@marcscratch33 1 eye
Nice to see a new type of vid from you!
vids are still funny as ever, good job!
WE KNOW YOURE THERE
good article on the game
I really love your intro with this video!
Thanks!! :)
That happened to me.. When I started on scratch, I thought of recreating Toon Blast.
Lol when i first started on scratch i tried making terraria because my 10 year old brain thought that (move 10 steps) and (point in direction 90) would make a good game
@@MostScaryCat i didn't know you could make games so i made horrible animations XD
there needs to be a part 2 to this
I just watched an older video and compared it and you sound much older! great job, by the way.
Yeah, a new cool ShiftClickLearn Video!! 😃
:D
well, I'm not great at coding, but if you need help with art, I'm not your guy.
I can't, I can't look... "if then set [stickman] to (yea)... I CANT YYAAA
i love ur vids, i was here since youre at 900 subs :)
Calm down guys, hes not here because hes still working on Minecraft with online multiplayer, procedural world generation, 28 bosses, thousands of items and bloc-
Rip -shif click learn
Pretty accurate
this made me laugh. iM gOnnA mAkE mInEcRaFt wItH oNlInE mUltIpLaYeR
"Wait, I think I just tried to make a game that was way too massive for me to ever finish... I learned my lesson. I should probably make something way more simple... Okay so for my next project I'm gonna make Minecraft with online multiplayer, procedural world generation, 28 bosses, thousands of items and bloc-"
i miss you come baack bro you were the best scratchtuber
Reminds me of the time i downloaded griffpatch's paper minecraft at school and showed it to my computer science teacher saying "i made this"
lol easy A+
Holy f--k.
if i were u i would of chosen appel lol
we as ShiftClickLearn fans have unfortunately declared ShiftClickLearn's death. ;(
so saaaad
hm?@@motazwastaken
Is this legit? do you have proof
@@flatuitous he's facing something sickness death or whatever but he has not been active in any social media for months (now years)
@@Ranb3lt wait really?
Hey!just made a samurai sprite with all the animations.it got the walk,idle,slash,and dash slash and i wanted to tell you.can you make a tutorial on how to make a samurai game?it would be very helpful!
:(( I miss you bro! Your vid’s made me happy
me too
same
"hey everyone, my name's Owen and welcome to my channel" Owen's first words on this channel
This is literally me at the moment LOL
P E R F E C T
Can you make a collision video but it pushesh the player OUT rather than keeping it stuck
Um i have a question about your scrolling platformer tutorial. How would I make the level larger, I've tried but nothing I do seems to work.
love your videos! suggestion, you should check out some scratch animators :0
Thank you!! That's a good idea. :)
what can i say?
you're not lying.
hey so i need help with something so im trying to ad collision on an ai for a zombie shooter but nothings working please help
That minecraft game sounds too easy to make, I think I should make a VR mode where I edit a website which then gets scanned into your VR headset, this should also run at 600 FPS like Minecraft
MORE feEATURES!
@@ShiftClickLearn oh okay, 64K graphics, Extra High Quality Sound, Makes money as well
I hope you return one day.
Hey! Can you make a tutorial on how to abbreviate numbers on scratch?
SHIFTCLICKLEARN! How did you learn to do scratch? I always watch your videos in jealousy because you're so good and can make anything you want in scratch!
Hey shiftclicklearn, can you make a flappy bird scratch tutorial?
I wish he would come back I loved his content so much!
THIS IS SO TRUE 💀
I am waiting for more amazing videos
Can you make a tutorial on a custom score system that has it like when you have 1000 it says 1k not 1000 plz
Why is this so accurate
Bro, your making minecraft? I'm making a FPS game with **working real-time shadows, random map generator, multiplayer, working physics, 213,192,328 maps & characters, hats, working servers, rocket jumping, 0.1982 things I don't know, 191,282 fonts, and 891,932,298,382,283,938,823,912,823,912,823,912,823,912,823,912,823,912,823,912,823,912,823,912,823,912,823,912,871,230 svg costumes and blocks!**
XDD... gotta have the hats and the 0.1982 things :p
But still that's still too easy of a game to make..... *you should make a 3d open world game with ray tracing and a map the size of planet earth and all the known planets at a 1:1 scale with 2159052109 unique characters with unique voice lines and 10000000002 enemies and items and 286591 quests to do with crafting and stuff. Bc that map would still be too small, there'd be 10000000 procedurally generated planets to explore with cave systems, biomes, random structures, and loot that can only be found on that planet. Oh also it's all on one server that can have millions of players playing at once and there'd be more stuff and wow I ran out of things to say lol.*
That should only take a month or two to make.
i need a sprite pointing at clone tutorial
i remember when he was like 13 - 16 years old
this is my first time hearing you after puberty and your voice changed!
Hey! I’ve been watching a lot of your tutorials and I was wondering if you could make a tutorial on how to add different soundeffects when a sprite is close to another sprite. For example in my scrolling game I have a radio on the ground that I want to make sounds when my player comes near it and when i go away from it, it fades away. I hope you will see this comment and if you get what I mean please make a tutorial on this :)
he is inactive/ded these days
calculate distance
where did you go? its been 4 months
where r u this video was 7 months ago😢
make a playlist about how to make a fnaf fan made game
Please come back Shift! Please!
I did this when i first started out and it is one of my biggest regrets because i was trying to implement fetures that i was just following tutorials word for word and it didnt teach me anything
That's like exactly what I did lol
i did that.except i didnt just do everything it said,i also locked that info in my mind and over time i learned how to do that and how to alter what i learned for other things.
Hey ShiftClickLearn, I need help. Let me explain, so it all started when a random scratch user said that they had a question. Suddenly, it turned into a survey and later, they were asking uncomfortable questions. So I ignored it, but because of that, she started to misunderstand the reason for my silence and started to spread a rumour about me. My friend used this rumour as a way to unfriend me, they were one of my first scratch friends. Then the rumour started to spread like widfire. In a day, I lost 3 scratch friends. I would like to know if you have any advice to give to me, thats all.
I literally joined scratch to remake A Dance of Fire and Ice (look it up its a cool game) with a better engine than DerpyHead0's, but realized I knew nothing about Scratch, so I decided to start a vsrg project, and it's probably not going to be out until Dani stops drinking milk and starts drinking orange juice.
@Who's the Cuber nice
I still need to learn how Snap! works because Scratch doesn't have a lot of the stuff that Snap! does, so I'm using Snap! from now on.
can you make a tutorial to make a Boss battle?
you're probably making Minecraft with all your multiplayer procedural World generation 28 bosses thousands of items and blocks
that’s me irl
Where have you gone? I have been a fan for so long and I have been checking ur channel every day but I just can't see you posting, have you quit..? :(
oh and thank you for adding bean = bean!! I would love you to comment on my game: Banana Fighters! You helped me make the title screen!!!
COME BACKKKKK PLAESEEEEEEEEEEEE WE MISS UUUU
Yo when are you posting a new vide. I've been watiging for 3 weeks.
bro same
Great channel, but what happend? No up,lads in a year 😢
when next video?
Oh hey hes bean colour now
bean
Pls upload its been so long :(
why arent you uploading?
both scratch and yt
Im trying to make the entirety of fallout 1 in scratch
when r u coming back
Where did ShiftClickLearn go? He’s doing the same thing as Dani
hey shift, I've been watching your videos for around, 1-2 years now? how ya doin?
Please upload again
Can you help me in scratch as when I opened the program the sprite and background don't show do you know how to fix that?
??
@@ShiftClickLearn yes
@@V1vidity bro just make a sprite
@@phoenixity6968 it doesn't work
WE MISS YOU, WERE ARE YOU?
what is the music in the 0:24
I think it's called "on the run".
Oh, So we ust do the sin of CHANCE OF SUCCESS times 0? [Awnser=0]
Wait since when is scratch programing
Hahhhahahahahahahaahaha this is soooooo funny!!!! And I really need help on something, since p6 of the tile game i can't mine grass, long grass or flower, so if you can, please help me!
that programming moment
what are your opinions on cloud multiplayer?
lol
Idk much about cloud multiplayer... I haven't really messed around with it so yeah.
@@ShiftClickLearn I've been trying to make some games, it's fun to make
I watch vids warning ppl NOT to make their dream game...
first you have to make a PONG clone ..... then Break Out ... Space Invaders ... etc...
10 years later... you may make start a prototype....
(only to find the game already exists with a different story) make it anyway :D it will still be yours :D
My first ever game was ball chasing another ball. Then idk what it was probably some game from a tutorial.
Now I'm making calculator, tile scrolling platformer, clicker games, smart useful custom blocks.
when are you gonna post videos
Do you have discord server?
where did bro go?
Why did you quit
Me when i am a new scratcher but makes awsome games 😅
I have a question if you can make a scrolling survival game that has procedural generated maps where you can cut trees and enemy’s spawn
It’s possible
@@drkclshr basically anything is
@@Mman-te7pn I can name an infinite amount that’s impossible
wow that sounds crazy lol
Please come back :(
COME BACK PLEASE
Upload?
its been like 1 year just post a video pls
0:54 rickroll moment
bruh why the error got touch grass
Hi SHIFT!
funny video
rip lil bro
WHAT HAPPEND TO YOU WHERE HAVE YOU GONE?