TikTok’s Weirdest Mom
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- čas přidán 8. 03. 2019
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Varli is the COOLEST(?) mom on Tik Tok. Or the strangest. Or both. Either way get ready to cringe!
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a bunch of vitamin supplements?
*cAn'T dO iT.*
-I need to take these! I'm going to get sick.-
*cAn'T dO iT.*
kat but I’m going to die!
*I SAID CANT DO IT*
@@korrdega *IM GOING TO FUCKING D I E*
*I SAID I CAN'T DO IT-*
I read it as 'Vietnam suppliments'💀
Getting vitamin D? *CaN't dO iT*
She's the ultimate "Mom, stop embarrassing me." type of parent.
Glasses&Mouthplates
My mom's the one who say that to me
”Stop embarrassing me child”
-my mom
I read that as "Mom, stop embarrassing me" type beat
Glasses&Mouthplates OMG UR PROF PIC IS SO CUTE!
She's the ultimate "Mom I'm moving in with Dad"
I bet she’s a Karen
9:06 He legit just described one of the scenes from Turning Red
Fr
BROTHER HOW IS TURNING RED 2 YEARS OLD ALREADY 😭
thats exactly what i was thinking😭
It is a nightmare ,Danny, being in middle school.
truly a nightmare
Yes it sucks
My school is known as the worst middle school that you could be in around my area.
No way middle schoolers still exist
In my country we don't have middle schools
Pre school > Elementry > Highschool College
Don’t abuse drugs. What did drugs ever do to you. Drugs doesn’t deserve this.
Alexei, why'd you have to die... ;-;
@I want Jhope to step on my throat
Sorry. I’ll delete it.
edit: ya’ll, “I want Jhope to step on my throat” is someone’s username. i don’t even know who tf Jhope *is.*
Dr. Alexei why you die
IKR. Drugs did nothing smh
NO ALEXI 😔 but thats true
"So what does your mom do?"
"Um...."
Tik Tok
....she is a little insane
Eyy didn't know you watch Danny. You make feet videos man 👌🏼
Dis comment has 666 likes rn 👀
@@alextsak9176 I'm sorry, WHAT? I don't make feet videos, I promise
Is nobody gonna talk about how Danny predicted half life humor three years early?
lol
watching this video now is hilarious, weird how tiktok changed over the years. if something you made goes viral in 2023 you'd definitely be more than happy
I feel the same way lol
I was gonna say the same thing lol
No i dont think he would be happy still. Its still stolen content
@TheLastApostle he has made a song that's whole purpose is to get on viral tiktok lmao
@5ome5tranger yeah so? Thats why i said "without his permission". Obviously if hes TRYING to make a song go viral then thats him permitting people to use it. Doesnt mean he doesnt care about people using his shit without his permission
Don’t abuse drugs, be nice to them.
Can i still woop them
I will beat my drugs and then swallow them like Cronus except no one gets to make me throw them up
Don't do drugs kids.
Dont Do Kids, Drugs
@@moonchan699 lol
“Yo is that your mom” could be one of the scariest things you could unexpectedly hear from your classmates
Yea it is XD
It's Kayla one time at a band performance I was sitting in the audience towards the front waiting for our group to go up and play and my mom tapped one of the guys in my class so that he could tell me that my mom said hi. Probably the most embarrassing thing I’ve been through
@@glabblele I'd put myself up for adoption
AND your mom is doing tiktoks
Nah, my mom is awesome and I don't care what other people think of her.
I feel so gregarious when Danny calls us all Greg.
It’s crazy how now using sounds on tiktok isn’t seen as stealing the joke it’s seen as appreciating it and just everyone accepts it. Crazy 180 haha
Yeag
I think now most sounds are used for storytelling or like POVs. And tiktok does condemn people who just do the same thing as everyone else
No. Most serious creators arent happy when someone uses their content without permission. Guarantee danny and also drew even more so would dislike it. Theyve both made videos talking about how stealing someone elses content to post on tik tok or any other place is awful.
"Do not fear... Varli is here"
Oh I will fear I will fear a lot
@Guacawoomy :)
Guacawoomy happy prideee!!! 😂🥳💙💛💗
BAHAHA
Plus varli
Yes i will fear lots XD
"imagine being in middle school and you know... sad cause your twelve"
i felt that
Sacrifice the 12 yo
D E S T R O Y T H E C H I L D
@@shely_D7vil lmao im not twelve, i can just relate to being twelve in middle school
I'm 12 and found that very offensive
@@shely_D7vil
Gald im 11 and not 12-
Waitt.... i mean im 28.
7:06 STANDING HERE, I REALIZE YOU WERE JUST LIKE ME TRYING TO NAKE HISTORY
“Imagine being in middle school”
All of his overexposed young viewers: I know, right?..heh..
Danny is such a classically handsome dude. Put him in Jane Austen era clothing and he'd be such a dandy
He would make a great bingley tbh
I would thirst all over him lmao
Jennifer Park actually he's 4
Nice
Vally he’s actually not even born
Her line is:
"Don't angry me!"
Random V.V or “Don’t fear varlis here!”
Or "yeehaw"
I want to like it but it's at 769
I am anger
Random V.V
Don’t @ me!
7:32 STANDING HERE, I REALIZE, THAT YOU’RE JUST LIKE ME,TRYING TO MAKE HISTORY
The practising getting punched to intimidate people is actually a thing the Punisher does in comics
"There's NO peace in drugs"
Hippies: Am I a joke to you?
🤷🏽♀️ Not all hippies do drugs
@@emmasophpi Some do
Hippies are a joke to everyone
Kendall Simington Well that’s a shame.
This made me *l a u g h*
This woman is about in her 40s, and shes calling kids who dont like her, insects.
Edit: i dont remember writing this comment lol
YOU INSECT
ᗰᖇ ᗰᗩᑕᗩᖇOᑎI well that's just worrying
Alex mAngO haha I’m the 666th like
True and she be looking like a man lol
Lol me I’m an insect
2:37
thought they're gonna kiss fr 😂
3:25 I just realized how bad her parking was
Danny: *Makes a good joke*
TikTok: It’s free real estate
W H E R E T H E F U C K D O Y O U G E T A T I N Y C A C T U S
W H A T ?
I L L D O T H E S A M E A S Y A L L
Draglenation wanna sub to each other?
@@madkokoburra393 G U Y S Y O U R U I N E D T H E C H A I N .
Cashier: So uh.. Why're you buying a bunch of drugs and a pack of cigarettes?
Varli: t o d o a t i k t o k
Cashier: So uh.. Why're you buying a bunch of drugs and a pack of cigarettes?
Varli: *_M Y G O A L S A R E B E Y O N D Y O U R U N D E R S T A N D I N G_*
BaldBoyZelkam indeed they are
*then she throws them in the garbage*
i love these auto-generated chapters
"Emotional Tic-Tacs"
"Drugs"
"Love Live"
"Punching"
9:22 unintentional turning red reference
Ikr, except no pads.
Mom: let's make a TikTok together
Mom: why are you crying
I love your profile picture.
*why are you running? Why are you running??*
*l e t ' s t o g e t h e r t i k t o k*
*w h y a r e y o u c r y i n g c h i l d*
@@thepurrisher243 hhhhh
Ngl I read “haters are insects” as “haters are incest”
@The Wholesome Guy The Click reference?
ME TOO!! I was really confused.
I reread this 5 times just to notice the difference I-
Me too 😂😂😂
*Korekiyo has entered the chat*
I had a bad day today so I'm binge watching Danny videos. 3 years later.
Edit:Him singing killed me. And the standing there being punched skit. 💀
Danny just sounds SO excited during the covers
She blocked me for saying “what is this” on her livestream. There were literally ppl being horrible to her, but I just asked a question lmao
that's not really simple but i get where you're coming from, how immature can a 40 year old be-
@The Demon Under Your Bed • 3 years ago oh okay lmao
sorry if my comment came of as annoying smh
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣and to think she's forty something 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@tsuyu ; KERO KERO
Omg same 😂😂😂
Bet the audio for the non copyrighted music he made will go viral on TikTok
Lol
That would be funny
Lol ye
Only if he copyrights it.
Lol
3:58 Challenge complete! How did we get here?
Get help
Ok that was honestly kind of funny
Oh my god
I actually met her at the gym, she seems pretty chill irl
Meds can do that to a person.....
"What does your mom do"
" shes a famous tik tok star u know the usual job"
Valeska Deleon And laugh maniacally in front of the Camera for 30 seconds
😂😂😂 true
Song:*Is copyrighted*
Danny:*Creates a whole acapella song*
3:22 is my favorite one
👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
I listen to your videos while I go to sleep 😊❤️ it calms my brain down and the comedy and joyful tone in your videos really do help. Thank you I genuinely enjoy your videos 😊❤️(p.s I hope u don’t think I’m saying your videos put me to sleep because they don’t 😭, they just make my brain happy instead of angry and scary while I’m sleeping.)
same
It's always nice when you find a new Danny video you've never seen before
Danny's aging backwards, next year he's gonna be like 10
Animat seriously though he is
Benjamin button disease
*so he’s 11?*
*aweeeeeeeeeeee*
*_baby face_*
He’s found the fountain of youth y’all!
“If I had a dollar everytime that happened to me?”
*”I’d have 8 dollars.”*
SENT ME
I would have $1.. you know.. because I got shot five times... and would be dead..
I'd have 67643309888 dollars because that has happened to me a lot
@@kingknight4863 probably only like 4 to 9
Sent you where???
do a filp hell
8:58 Danny predicts Turning Red (2021)
LMAOAK
No no, the producers of Turning Red just copied Danny. 🙄 Get your facts right.
8:51 that looks like my elementary school. 💀
Is it roger parks elementary?
I think the whole "little cactus" thing is the perfect example of Tik Tok. The exact same joke with little to no deviation that only functions to make easy Tik Toks so Tik Tok can boost it's numbers.
.0.
Facts
It would've been a lot funnier if they just...stood by a cactus. Just look the big cactus up and down then ask the question. But unfortunately comedy is dead.
Lol 666 likes
Kinda like animation memes used to be but with less effort.
Danny singing is low key better than the actual song lol
Guy On Fire Studios 200th like, also, I like that name, _Guy On Fire Studios_ 😆 nice
Ok this is totally unrelated, but I absolutely love your playlist of songs.
Aww thanks dude
High key
High key low key
High key
7:25 STANDING HERE I REALIZE…
Can we appreciate Danny for doing a cover for every song to not get copyrighted?
Music categories :
Pop
Rock
Dance
Classical
Jazz
Kpop
Electronic
Hip hop
*Danny*
Alternative, Meavy metal, indie
and last but not least...
*Dentro de mi*!!!
You forgot one,
*Greg*
He does hip hop dude?
You Forgot about DJENT and Experimental Progressive Funkcore.
Pewdiepie: bros
Logan Paul: logang
Danny: *_g r e g_*
drew: _little stinkers_
Monokuma: little sh#ts
》Xx.Itz_Ann _Playz.xX《 I see you watch danganronpa as well
@@weewoo2650 yep xD, who's ur fave character?!
》Xx.Itz_Ann _Playz.xX《 mine’s gotta be Miu or Monaca, what about you?
I love how she's so focused on haters while saying "losers focus on winners", basically saying "haters are winners".
The genuine discomfort around this woman must be horrific.
Like imagine being in a city, 10pm, and you hear "PAAAAAH" from the corner.
Tik tok: steals from Danny
Danny: isn’t aloud to play audio from videos because it’s copy written...
Kind of like what happened to Cody Ko
If I ever had tiktok I would’ve shown the little cactus I have in my house
Your puns are great bruh... lol
That's....damn....
Copywrite?
that shirt really makes your eye colour pop. just wanted to say that
Debora Snel it really does
Totally does
Debora Snel // I agree
Agree!
Too bad hes married because
*Would smash*
6:47
STANDING HERE I REALIZE
YOU WERE JUST LIKE ME
TRIED TO MAKE HISTORY
watching this video back i think i'm JUST NOW noticing that the location in that "no drugs" tiktok is local to me
I’m so glad my mom doesn’t know what a TikTok is
The Muffin Man my boyfriends mom does and he’s 24, I watched his mom do the “woah” the other day... it’s a sad life
My mom knows what tik Tok is but happily she doesn’t post anything
Lucky
the toes hand them over
Same.....
Atleast I think she doesnt--
Yeah, XD. My mom hates it. Lo. she says"ItS RoTtInG YoUr BrAiN!😟
Most tik toks are like Vines without a punchline
Bob Pickleson but the difference is that they aren’t funny
Lööpy Boi the punchline is the funny part
*all
*_It's just Vine but worse_*
Tik tok is just a discount vine tbh. The kind you'd find on wish
I got jump scared by the thumbnail when I was getting out of the post
thats why I clicked the video
I am so happy that I got to hear a Danny Gonzalez cover of in the end
" a bunch of vitamin supplement.. Ughh CAN'T DO IT " ... Same
Basma Osman
I don’t know how to unscrew anything
Ugshgdhghghhghghghg
F r i c c
Vitamin*
How is Danny 25, he looks about 17
AND HE'S MARRIED!?!?!?
chicken nuggets the amount of comments like this is kinda sad 😂
@@Yes-mn4zy what
People tell him he looks young a lot haha
He is?!?
NANI KOREEEEEEEE
“If she stood around making TikToks all day outside the school she wouldn’t get-“
Ad: *FABREEZE*
I'm trying so hard in my fight to refuse handfuls of vitamin supplements 😔
The hardest drug.
The moms laugh is unsettling. Really unsettling.
YuRi?
Lol I’m reading the comments while I watch this and then I immediately read this when she laughed
Yeh-
It 6u8byby7by7yb7y7v86 a vtvt66jt tyvyv5r root
Would you say despair inducing?
....
....
I'll see myself out
She acts like if my P.E teacher was on steroids.
Lol
😂
she IS my p.e teacher on steroids
The beginning of this video feels almost prophetic for what Tic Tok would become.
U r so funny! I laughed so hard! Thank you!😂
"Don't abuse drugs", be kind to drugs.
Drugs are friends. Not food.
THE FRICK IS WRONG WITH YOU ALL?
Good drug *pat pat*
@Garbage Trash Look,I don't wanna get high and crazy,heh,unlike YOU.
ok i think i'm just going to *backs away slowly*
“Can you imagine being in middle school, well imagine being in middle school that’s bad enough” you’re right it is pretty bad lmaooo
OhCool even if someone gave me millions of dollars, i wouldn’t go back to middle school.
Ha ha ha this guy is hilarious!!! I'm definitely subscribing!
I recently saw her on insta and no one knew who she was but I was freaked out
Her laughs are so fricking disturbing. Legit made me very uncomfortable
That's it, she's using her laugh to creep the haters out so much that they leave her alone!
I'm it's a whole new horror movie :Karen the laughing demon
Imagine going to her house and her making you watch all of her tik toks and you having to act interested and like you think they’re cool until you can leave.
Holy shit that sounds like the 3rd layer of hell
That’s a big UFFF
Ima Go Apesht my whole body is just *cringing* at the thought 😖
This is how I feel when people show me their pet dogs and newborn babies. Don't @ me
Cory Mck Same. That’s why I love that part in The Office when Will Ferrell was like “I’m telling you that baby could be the star of a show called, ‘Babies I Don’t Care About’.”
I don't know why but the fact that she's low-key really pretty makes this even funnier
I would like an album of his covers. They’re great
Danny: and now my tongue will talk about audible
Me: what?
Tongue: audible
me? what
tongue? audible
hotel? Trivago
boringzoe no
@@thatrandomgirlinyourcloset7448
Wdym no? You can't come to the comments section and just act like ur better
Silver\\ / / Mercury that meme is dead
Anyone: *Breathes*
TikTok: hippity hoppity this sound is now my property
Did you get your profile picture from a gif?
Like (some sort of russian TikTok) : poo pee doo pee doo and i will take that too
Wow
Hahaha! I love this ❤️❤️❤️
😂 your replacement songs. i love that a cappella vibe
I had a headache but after I watched this video it disappeared
I had a headache but after I watched this I disappeared
Why does Danny look so pretty in this video
It’s the shirt, it’s definitely the shirt
ariweather fr he looks 20 and 16 at the same time
@@lyss6650 yeah but hes like 26
Woof
Tom Riddle yeah i know-
Danny's still gonna get copyright stricken. His acapella is still too similar
Jared Dines actually got copyrighted for playing smoke on the water on his guitar xD
Ikr I almost thought it was the original
I always tell my daughter I’m not like the other moms. I watch Danny Gonzales and I just got chickens and named the rooster Greg 😂
3:22 YOOO LINKIN’ PARK COVER🗣️🗣️🗣️
varli blocked me on twitter commenting "what is ur favorite kind of cheese" like bruh what? i was asking a SIMPLE question
Maybe her favorite kind of cheese is inappropriate
@@namelessperson4600 “White American, just like me”
maybe she's indian? and in india u arent suppose to harm cows? and cheese comes from cows?
@@kmovki834 we still eat Mac and cheese and pizza in India haha... and a lot of the sweets that we make are milk based so like 🤷🏻♀️
And we make our own “cottage cheese” called paneer. Maybe she took “cheese” in a really weird and different way idk
she could be vegan
She lives in my neighborhood and found out the hard way by recognizing almost everything in the background 😪
Zion Centauri she still a homophobe?
Ginger Snap probably still is lmao
Zion Centauri Oof
@@gingersnap6004 wait she's a homophobe? What did she say lol
@@javaijo She made a tik tok saying that you cant actually identify as an lgbt person until youre an adult, and added "homophobe" in between the actual lgbt identities in that tik tok, then disabled all comments on it.
Him singing in the background just made it 100% better
Bruh that’s my gym teacher 💀
My daily vitamins that I need to survive? Oh shit I can’t even light them
fuck man i cant snort this cig
Try crushing them up and snorting them that's what I've been doing for about 3 years now
Marley Bayne I’m crying 🤣🤣🤣
@@fartnuts7714 lemme know how it goes
🌵
👖 here is where you get a f-ing cactus
I like this cause it is so random.. (●’◡’●)
@@clownclockgacha3719 aww...dats swwweeettt
🌵
👖 cool
Thank you random person in the comment section :D
I do know it's from one of his videos. It's just really random on this video :D
shes terrifying
her cackling haunts me
i will have nightmares forever that will be passed to my children
Guys.. let’s have a moment of silence to appreciate Danny’s cool shirt
Danny now canonically has 40 bullets in his chest
A true hero 🥺
at least. at least 40, we don't know wether or not he's acquired gunshot wounds to the chest in other ways then that.
Yes
@@monke980 yeah
Why?
“And you’re all sad...cause you’re 12”
Ouch, it hurts because he’s 5000% right
Oef
Especially for a 12 year old (me)
This is a certified Mom Tok Moment
The struggle is real, i lost all my teeth because i opened to many bottles of beer with my teeth.
musical.ly- lipsync, *"a steady heart goes 1, 2, 3, 4. a steady heart goes i love you more."*
tiktok- dancing, *"i'm a savage. classy, boujee, ratchet. sassy, moody, nasty"*
I remember that 1234 go
song. 😐 I can still see the musically I made for it. Ew cringe 😬😂.
Either way both are cancer
Kaleb yup
Nobody:
TikTok:
"My loss made me feel like I would never try again.."
"ROXANNE ROXAAAANNE!"
"OH SH*T HER DAD WALKS IN-"
"feel like i went to faar. (far)."
"WELL NOW THEY KNOWW- SAY YOU REMEMBER ME!"
"I can hear you, but I won't."
"O."
*"dark jokes about corona"*
*"dark shower thoughts that keep me awake at night."*
Y’all know Danny has a wife? Idk why but I still think of him as like, a 19 year old viner
SweeTEA I keep thinking he’s like 16
i did know that! in fact, i really like laura and i've made a playlist of the videos she appears in for anyone curious about what she's like or w/e! czcams.com/play/PL4REBUMNV4nsnYugBrRVzvY-25DAR46F6.html
*wife
sienna daniels *wife
SweeTEA a 13 year old boy
Having seen her throwing punches in that one TikTok. This woman *does not know how to throw a punch*. Main way I can tell is the way she fully extends her arm so hard *her elbow flexes out and visibly pops.* If someone throws a punch like that they could tear a ligament, pull a muscle or, if they're really unlucky, dislocate their elbow.
Don't punch like the TikTok mom, guys
thank you so much these videos are making me smarter and smarter every second