THIS IS A MUPPET NEWS FLASH - The Anchorman for Muppet News finally got a major raise in pay to close things out, including a generous retirement package, and an excellent severance pay for all his years of abuse over FIVE SEASONS... *ahem* Wait a minute! that can't be right. There's only four seasons. Are we getting Spring twice? *boing* aaaiiiieee gguueess sssoooooo...
Didn't Kermit explain to Melissa Manchester how gravity works in the Muppet Theatre? After which she asked what the name of the next sketch was? Kermit said "Pigs In Space." The Melissa says "Oh good I thought you said Pigs FROM Space" That was funny!
Deaddy Fazpool Actually, the Egyptians really did have a crocodile god. His name was Sobek though. Maybe he keeps attacking people because they call him by the wrong name?
This killer lamb has been trained to attack at the sound of a bell
*Phone rings*
Hello
*Lamb attacks * 😂😂😂😂
"How can I keep track of things when you keep straightening my desk?"
THIS IS A MUPPET NEWS FLASH - The Anchorman for Muppet News finally got a major raise in pay to close things out, including a generous retirement package, and an excellent severance pay for all his years of abuse over FIVE SEASONS... *ahem* Wait a minute! that can't be right. There's only four seasons. Are we getting Spring twice? *boing* aaaiiiieee gguueess sssoooooo...
3 seconds?! That must be a misprint!! What?!
4:54
Doofenshmirtz was right. That one never gets old.
At 6:46, perhaps my favorite Muppet News Flash of all time. When the dynamite stick explodes at 7:02, I die laughing.😂😂
And that's why Crazy Harry is one of my favorites.
I knew it was gonna happen once I saw Harry. Didn’t make it any less funny though.
With the discovery of gold, local residents are expecting a boom (BOOM!) That made me laugh big time!
Among The Items Tossed Out Were 10,000 Ping-Pong Balls and One Bowling Ball…..(BONK). Made me laugh loud 😂😂😂😂
"Expecting a boom" gets me every time
"Commodity experts were amazed as beef fell dramatically!"
"MOOOOO!" (falls)
XDDDD
Pigs, 113 days = 3.7 months
Cows, 284 days = 9.3 months
Horses, 337 days = 11.1 months
Elephants, 645 days = 1.8 years
And a bumper crop
God, I miss this show.
It’s on Disney plus
So do I.
Beef fell dramatically...Mooo! Oh no.... WUMP!
5:51 made me laugh, but 7:11 made me laugh very hard since I did not know what the “Unidentified Flying Object” was going to be.
5:56
7:19
"It's lucky I broke his fall with my desk."
WEAR A HELMET!!!!! "...you would have died instantly, had you not been such a poor conductor...." (GROAN!!!!!!!!!!!!)
2:18 I can’t believe it took me this long to realize that that was a statue of Venus.
'Mr. Beckmesser: I understand according to doctors you would have died instantly, had you not been such a poor conductor."
Yes, but now he has an electric personality...........(cackle, hee, heee, heee, etc.)
I can not believe you were shocked by that joke. In fact, I don't see why people would resist such puns. But watt do I know?
Ample time to say you're revolting.
JIMENA
It's official...the humor in this comment thread hertz.
loved the killer lamb
yeah! that was Frank Oz doing it LOL
0:20 The first one here is my all time favourite.
I love how every single thing he announces falls on him
That’s the joke
This poor guy should've been paid extra combat pay!
"With the discovery of gold, local residents are expecting a boom--" 7:02
Kermit should've landed on the newsman.
+sha11235 I think he did once when Kenny Rogers was on the show.
+ThisThingEaten Also The Sweedish Chef was thrown on the Muppet News Man!
*****
Thanks to a very bubbly bottle of champagne.
He did the one where he was in veterinarian hospital
Didn't Kermit explain to Melissa Manchester how gravity works in the Muppet Theatre? After which she asked what the name of the next sketch was?
Kermit said "Pigs In Space."
The Melissa says "Oh good I thought you said Pigs FROM Space"
That was funny!
Rezal Evad Gib, the crocodile version of Lord Voldemort.
wimpykidfan37 3:25
What!? All I was going to say was "Candle Jack."
@@gokaury"I'm gonna need more rope!" Scream. AAAHHH!
🐊 Rawr!
The mackarel one was gold.
Holy Mackeral!
No, your highness will do. Would you like to be knighted?
Of course!
Ok, good night!
The croc god's name backwards is big-Dave-lazer
Deaddy Fazpool Actually, the Egyptians really did have a crocodile god. His name was Sobek though. Maybe he keeps attacking people because they call him by the wrong name?
The killer lamb is CLEARLY FRANK OZ! Love that man!
Can't wait to see whatever's next.
You forgot the one about the hair-triggered exploding paper from the Anne Murray episode.
I Like That Funny Moment! :D 6:58
2:44 Sounds like frank oz
It is
Rezal-evad-gib is "Big Dave Lazer" spelled backwards. He was the executive producer of _The Muppet Show._
overdued libray books
that newsman sees Kermit fly and hurt by the desk.
7:02 (CRASHING SOUND)
3:29 Those must be Rizzo's relatives?
Take that Back! 6:26
I could use that electric sledgehammer...
1:34 Kermit pops up
Keep it up, man!
KEEP IT UP!!!!!
7:19 Best moment
hey the news flash anchor sounds like waldorf and kermit
2:41 this is a good one
GET HIM 2:05
Brett McGr
The laughing sheep sound just like Bert.
Snl weekend update should have Muppet news flash.
I don't know who I feel sorry for, the character or whoever has to put their hands in one that gets so much abuse
3:00 The cocodrile of the Nile
😂🤣😂
2:$$ Sounds like Bert laughing
boom 7:02
Alexis Escalera
LOL :) ;)
HENSON before disney!
1:33
Ha!
06:46
Hate that disney logo. So distracting.
There's a Disney Logo? ;)
5:55