How Painful Can Giving Birth REALLY Be? | Romesh Ranganathan

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  • čas přidán 13. 02. 2024
  • A painful poo might be a tough sell, but we'll never truly know.
    Clip Taken from Irrational: The main man behind `Asian Provocateur,' gives his first live stand-up show, recorded in front of an audience at London's Hammersmith Apollo. The BAFTA-nominated star takes shots at everyone from his kids to a stranger in a coffee shop.
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Komentáře • 90

  • @r3gret2079
    @r3gret2079 Před 3 měsíci +103

    "credit where credit's due, she's done a lot of the work there." Lmfao this is why Romesh is easily one of my fav comedians of all time.

  • @SehajSingh94
    @SehajSingh94 Před 3 měsíci +40

    The Santa Claus joke is fucking majestic 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @gedog77
    @gedog77 Před 3 měsíci +56

    I just came here to comment on how I’m not going to touch a joke about child birth from a man. I have a wife, a sister and other female relatives quite capable of killing me in my sleep and disposing of the body.

    • @Kayenne54
      @Kayenne54 Před 3 měsíci +4

      Re: the triggering topic: "What husband? what body?" Lol... 🙂 He must like living dangerously.

    • @gedog77
      @gedog77 Před 3 měsíci +2

      @@Kayenne54 very true. Sometimes it’s not that people disappear, it’s that they never were…🫥

    • @Kayenne54
      @Kayenne54 Před 3 měsíci +1

      @@gedog77 🤣🤣

    • @shantanushekharsjunerft9783
      @shantanushekharsjunerft9783 Před 8 dny

      😂 I hear you brother!

  • @venceslasjv
    @venceslasjv Před 3 měsíci +12

    I just love him! More Romesh!

  • @user-pj6rs1gp2l
    @user-pj6rs1gp2l Před 3 měsíci +12

    What a varied clip. Beauty❤

  • @6699Jackie
    @6699Jackie Před 3 měsíci +8

    Saw Romesh at Cliffs Pavillion Southend on Tuesday great show loved him

  • @jills4597
    @jills4597 Před 3 měsíci +5

    That laugh at the end 😂 🫣

  • @AshSmash123
    @AshSmash123 Před 3 měsíci +3

    Went to see Romesh live in Milton Keynes this week. First time ive seen a comedian live. Absolutely hilarious!.

  • @mariavictor4324
    @mariavictor4324 Před 3 měsíci +4

    You’ve got this Romesh!!🔥🔥🫶🏽

  • @Waiting_To_Retire
    @Waiting_To_Retire Před 3 měsíci +19

    Love from New Jersey, USA. Your comedy is top notch. Super funny on Taskmaster! 🎉

  • @zedal1
    @zedal1 Před 3 měsíci +2

    Romesh is a national treasure

  • @FernVert
    @FernVert Před 3 měsíci +5

    I have reason to believe you don't want this man smiling at you.😄

  • @wkdpsin
    @wkdpsin Před 3 měsíci +12

    The phone charger bit mate, comedy gold, i fair dinkum barked a laugh xD

  • @hahaha9076
    @hahaha9076 Před 10 dny

    Love yr humor.

  • @beverleyreid563
    @beverleyreid563 Před 3 měsíci +10

    I don't think that you are unattractive at all. Don't be so hard on yourself.

    • @littleripper312
      @littleripper312 Před 3 měsíci +1

      He may have been a been nerdy in highschool maybe. Hes definitely a good looking guy now though.

    • @malcolmdeboo3794
      @malcolmdeboo3794 Před 3 dny

      Just looks same as all the others . But they normally got flip flops on

  • @minime3922
    @minime3922 Před 3 měsíci +11

    Omg THIN ICE...😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂❤😂❤😂😂❤😂😂😂

    • @KitagumaIgen
      @KitagumaIgen Před 3 měsíci

      Must (!?) be some kind of "degree of difficulty" bet with some fellow standup comedian?

  • @suzannegagne8692
    @suzannegagne8692 Před 3 měsíci +5

    Hilarious!

  • @HighHoeKermit
    @HighHoeKermit Před 3 měsíci +4

    Maaaate!

  • @mikemike9604
    @mikemike9604 Před 3 měsíci +4

    MAAAAAAATE!

  • @OmegaGamingNetwork
    @OmegaGamingNetwork Před 3 měsíci +16

    I loved that last bit because I do the exact same shit. I was unpopular and unattractive all through school. I've actually gotten better as I've aged, not much but better. All the hot popular people? Fucking lol. Am I petty? You are god damned right I am.

    • @60-second-HACKS
      @60-second-HACKS Před 3 měsíci

      OMG! I did this yesterday.
      Love to see the girls who treated me like sh*t now that they're 65.
      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
      I even have a folder with the urls so I can keep track of their 'progress'.

    • @yellowpinkgreengreen
      @yellowpinkgreengreen Před 3 měsíci +1

      That's an amazing idea, I can't believe I'd never thought of that before. Pettiness gold, thank you!

    • @lenagreen4031
      @lenagreen4031 Před 3 měsíci

      I'll bet you're a bundle of fun to be around.

    • @lenagreen4031
      @lenagreen4031 Před 3 měsíci

      ​@@60-second-HACKSyour creepy!

    • @lenagreen4031
      @lenagreen4031 Před 3 měsíci

      ​@@yellowpinkgreengreenyou've probably never thought of it because you're not a messed up jerk, so don't change now!

  • @grahamspencer8316
    @grahamspencer8316 Před 3 měsíci +2

    Happy to see this guy finally landed a well deserved four week stint at the 02 Arena this coming August. Those hot dog stalls can be real hard graft though so I wish him luck. I'm guessing he'll now be calling himself a chef as he's told one joke in 12 years and calls himself a comedian.

  • @FionaIngrid
    @FionaIngrid Před 3 měsíci +3

    You can always take the placenta home and eat it - or bury it in the garden - it's good for rose bushes etc.

    • @lenagreen4031
      @lenagreen4031 Před 3 měsíci

      That's gross!

    • @FionaIngrid
      @FionaIngrid Před 3 měsíci

      @@lenagreen4031 Not really - some holistic midwives and health practitioners have been encouraging that since the 70’s (which is unsurprising since 99% of other mammals, over 4000 species, eat their placenta). Also research at the University of Florida apparently found that women had an improved mood and increased energy - which American actress, January Jones, (from Mad Men) agreed with - she said it helped her get back to work. Harvard also did a study that demonstrated babies of breastfeeding mums who ingested their placenta benefited and lab tests at the University of Nevada showed that placenta was beneficial because of the concentration of iron. Theres quite a lot of countries, cultures and traditions that advocate eating the placenta - some for spiritual or cultural reasons and others because they see it as tonic or helpful with things like milk productions. I think it’s really interesting - and definitely nothing gross about it.

    • @FionaIngrid
      @FionaIngrid Před 3 měsíci

      @@lenagreen4031 Not really - some holistic midwives and health practitioners have been encouraging that since the 70’s (which is unsurprising since 99% of other mammals, over 4000 species, eat their placenta). Also research at the University of Florida apparently found that women had an improved mood and increased energy - which American actress, January Jones, (from Mad Men) agreed with - she said it helped her get back to work. Harvard also did a study that demonstrated babies of breastfeeding mums who ingested their placenta benefited and lab tests at the University of Nevada showed that placenta was beneficial because of the concentration of iron. Theres quite a lot of countries, cultures and traditions that advocate eating the placenta - some for spiritual or cultural reasons and others because they see it as tonic or helpful with things like milk productions. I think it’s really interesting - and definitely nothing gross about it.

    • @jodie3950
      @jodie3950 Před 3 měsíci +1

      Some people freeze it because its stem cells for your child with their genetic code. Highly beneficial in case of health problems down the line.

  • @bakoserge
    @bakoserge Před 2 měsíci +1

    ❤😂🎉

  • @Kutopia3999
    @Kutopia3999 Před 3 měsíci +9

    After birth = placenta ?

  • @na3rial
    @na3rial Před 21 dnem

    Giving birth is rare in that it only happens an average of 2-3 times for every woman. It's common in that a LOT of women give birth :)

  • @JimC
    @JimC Před 3 měsíci +3

    I've heard that women who've had kidney stones and (at a different time) natural childbirth say kidney stones are more painful.

    • @littleripper312
      @littleripper312 Před 3 měsíci +1

      Not more painful just lacking in hormones being released and purpose. When you have a baby there is purpose to the pain. Thats my experience and women will have different experiences with birth and kidney stones of course.

    • @carolecavanaugh7209
      @carolecavanaugh7209 Před 9 dny

      I hope I never have kidney stones again. Worst pain I've ever had. I thought I was dying. Worst pains for me 1) kidney stones 2) shingles 3) childbirth

  • @MrUmandMrEr
    @MrUmandMrEr Před 2 měsíci +1

    I’ve just realised who Romesh reminds me of…. Matt Walsh.

  • @med6399
    @med6399 Před 3 měsíci +1

    🎖🎖🎖😎😎😎🌟🌟🌟😂😂😂

  • @barryjacobs8524
    @barryjacobs8524 Před 2 měsíci

    Isn’t he great😅

  • @lforlight
    @lforlight Před 3 měsíci +5

    It can't be THAT painful, because some women actually want another right after giving birth.

    • @laurelbeach4529
      @laurelbeach4529 Před 3 měsíci +11

      That’s the very nice hormones that help most women bond with their babies and not get PTSD.

    • @nunyatd
      @nunyatd Před 3 měsíci +1

      A guy peeing out a stone is the best example of a woman giving birth a nurse told one of my friends this didn't make him feel any better 😅

    • @blueshoes5145
      @blueshoes5145 Před 3 měsíci

      Did you think we evolved without our body not coming up with a solution for this issue ? lol it’s called hormones. They are a heck of a thing. It turn literally get our genders changed, gets you depressed, gets you euphoric, helps us bond, helps us sleep, gets us up in the morning, eases pain and gives you superhuman strength during a life and death situations.
      But like everything else… there are cases where it fails….women develop PTSD, postpartum psychosis, depression and end up killing their child or themselves…. or the least worrisome of it all- they remember much of it and now don’t want a second. Honestly fair enough.
      And women are planners. They just thought might as well just get it over and done with. Having two kids back to back and thats a job done for a lifetime.

    • @littleripper312
      @littleripper312 Před 3 měsíci +3

      Yes it is that painful actually. Women are just willing to go through the excruciating pain because we want the babies. Everyones experience is different but mine was brutal and traumatic and I ended up not having more, too painful.

    • @nadiar.4638
      @nadiar.4638 Před 9 dny

      Brains are amazing things that can block out the most painful experiences, especially if you go through the pain in order to have something you really want

  • @victoriakennedy4811
    @victoriakennedy4811 Před 3 měsíci +1

    you have not had your body distorted and pushed out for nine months and then have to get something the size of a watermelon out of a small hole that gradually and slowly I might add opens to gradually let that watermelon baby out of your body. It is very painful and your body is never the same after you go through it - also you can have sex forced on you and you have to go through it all over again and be in pain and go through 9 months of insane lack of sleep, peeing, putting up with the movements of a child through this time and then push it out again in a short period of time. Drugs, epidural which could result in not being able to walk if you move during the epidural. It is very emotionally draining also. Something men don't realise.

    • @dougdougw
      @dougdougw Před měsícem +1

      No, most of us do realise. And... he's only joking.

    • @sjshar1510
      @sjshar1510 Před 6 dny

      It’s a joke, stand up comedy. Google “joke”

  • @jamescrydeman540
    @jamescrydeman540 Před 9 dny

    You never get a bloke saying, a couple of years after the event, saying “ that wasn’t so bad I think I will have another one of those” after having experienced one kick in the testicles.

  • @rasputin1309
    @rasputin1309 Před 3 měsíci +7

    Probably about as painful as listening to him

    • @DonoVideoProductions
      @DonoVideoProductions Před 3 měsíci +3

      So, not painful at all then. Quite enjoyable then.

    • @hereweare9096
      @hereweare9096 Před 3 měsíci +1

      He’s awful… never funny.

    • @tylercarrell
      @tylercarrell Před 2 dny +1

      If you don’t like him then why did you click on the video with a picture of his face on it?

    • @rasputin1309
      @rasputin1309 Před 2 dny

      @@tylercarrellwell obviously so I could give my opinion that he is simply awful. I'd have thought that was obvious.

    • @tylercarrell
      @tylercarrell Před 2 dny

      @@rasputin1309 well first of all comedy is completely subjective, there are plenty of comedians i dislike but i don’t go around leaving hate comments on all there video’s because thats a complete waste of time

  • @thezanzibarbarian5729
    @thezanzibarbarian5729 Před 3 měsíci +11

    Can childbirth really be as painful as a kick in the nuts? _I think not!_
    And here are my reasons.
    1 - When a baby is born, the mother wants to have another kid. Maybe in a years time or so.
    2 - When I've been kicked in the nuts, probably from when I was playing football. Even 40 years later, there is absolutely no way I'd ever want to be kicked in the nuts again. It's that painful. And I never got any maternity/paternity/nuternity(?) leave afterwards 8-))...
    _I rest my case._

    • @swordzanderson5352
      @swordzanderson5352 Před 3 měsíci +18

      yeah, it is definitely logical that a nervous pain is more painful than a literal mass rupture of multiple of a female's most sensitive organs that leads to mass bleeding, extreme exhaustion and lingering symptoms over days or even weeks.
      I get that it may very well be a joke, but just for those who unironically think a nut kick is worse, because that's just stupid, and there are a LOT of stupid people out there.

    • @thezanzibarbarian5729
      @thezanzibarbarian5729 Před 3 měsíci +5

      @@swordzanderson5352 It was a joke, as you guessed. But you're right. Some people will read it and believe it.

    • @CS-pi5oc
      @CS-pi5oc Před 3 měsíci +2

      Have u not heard to memory wane so u will reproduce? I gained 53 pounds, my hips gave out, had preeclampsia, put on bedrest to protect my heart, and had four surgeries to repair from birthing. Two yrs later I did it again. They r precious ppl. A dr and a lawyer. Plus we adopted brothers.

    • @swordzanderson5352
      @swordzanderson5352 Před 3 měsíci +1

      @@thezanzibarbarian5729 figured, sry for being a party pooper. And thanks, more people like you would be nice.

    • @thezanzibarbarian5729
      @thezanzibarbarian5729 Před 3 měsíci +1

      @@swordzanderson5352 There is absolutely no need to apologise. I thought it may trigger some comments and everyone has a right to say something, providing it's not racist or overtly offensive ;-))...
      However. I think I may have struck a nerve with one comment above 8-((...

  • @user-qs5eg4id3o
    @user-qs5eg4id3o Před 3 měsíci +3

    Bro this is old. New stuff will help your you tube channel ?

    • @iainballas
      @iainballas Před 3 měsíci +5

      Lol some of us have never seen him before. My first exposure to ramesh was Taskmaster.

  • @cooltwittertag
    @cooltwittertag Před 3 měsíci

    not as painful as listening to this guys "comedy"

  • @annamarielewis7078
    @annamarielewis7078 Před 3 měsíci +2

    So unnecessarily offensive. Not very funny. Not his usual. 👎

    • @DonoVideoProductions
      @DonoVideoProductions Před 3 měsíci +1

      Why did you find it offensive? It seemed right in line with his style to me.

    • @littleripper312
      @littleripper312 Před 3 měsíci

      ​@@DonoVideoProductionsI could see some women not finding his disgust with the afterbirth very funny. It's hurtful to think of a man finding something about us disgusting. I personally get that its a joke and laughed but I get other women feeling it wasnt very funny.

    • @DonoVideoProductions
      @DonoVideoProductions Před 3 měsíci

      @@littleripper312 Well, to be fair, many things that come out of the human body are disgusting, both for men and for women. It's coded in our DNA, so our ancient forebears had a better chance of survival. The rest of the animal kingdom might eat afterbirth, but we shouldn't, so we have a natural recoil response. When we go against our nature, it is often funny, if we choose to think about it without prejudice. We have the same recoil response to poo, and other issue from our bodies, and coincidentally, commentary about those products are found funny by many as well.
      Different strokes for different folks, I'm sure.

  • @kiwimike31
    @kiwimike31 Před 3 měsíci +2

    Less than 3 mins thats enough for me .