10 Minutes of Ranting About Family & Kids | Romesh Ranganathan

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  • čas přidán 22. 05. 2024
  • They say family is everything. So we've rounded up the best of Romesh ranting about family life, the kids, and his mother, enjoy!
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Komentáře • 99

  • @Romesh
    @Romesh  Před rokem +179

    Family is everything.....right?

    • @Ade_1
      @Ade_1 Před rokem +9

      Absolutely, your mum is fantastic. Is she going to be releasing any books or doing any tours this year?

    • @ChristineAustralia74
      @ChristineAustralia74 Před rokem +6

      I mean.... Meh, I spose🙄🇦🇺❣️🤣🤣🤣

    • @question-question
      @question-question Před rokem

      Family is everything...left (when they're..)

    • @AkkarinRothen
      @AkkarinRothen Před rokem +1

      Yee but Christmas...

    • @RudgeDailyNews
      @RudgeDailyNews Před rokem

      Love your mum impression you coconut 😂

  • @nesamdoom
    @nesamdoom Před rokem +255

    ' she deserves the very best, but I can not be arsed to provide it' is solid gold. Romesh makes me not feel bad for random thoughts.

    • @ShannonJacobs0
      @ShannonJacobs0 Před rokem

      How is the google profiting from one-liner sock puppets making comments? Plus more offensive ads!
      Maybe depoliticizing America's legal system would help?
      So: "A nonpartisan Justice may compel two recusals by junior partisan Justices."
      How about that idea?

    • @Rawi888
      @Rawi888 Před rokem

      That shit killed me.

  • @Ender7j
    @Ender7j Před rokem +144

    My first and second sons are EXACTLY how he’s describing.
    First son: nearly perfect
    Second son: animal ferocity

    • @OneCatShortOfCrazy
      @OneCatShortOfCrazy Před 8 měsíci +3

      I wonder if it's because with the first child we tend to focus on everythign and spend lots of time making sure every little thing is done just right and by the time the second one is about it's just trying to hold it all together and all the discipline goes out the window😅

    • @Ender7j
      @Ender7j Před 8 měsíci

      @@OneCatShortOfCrazy lol…maybe. Personally, I’ve been very conscious of consistent discipline and avoiding favoritism. Not always easy, but worth it.

  • @KrisAdamsTV
    @KrisAdamsTV Před rokem +37

    Man, Romesh is soooo good. If he does a new special in London I need to go! I imagine live would be awesone.

  • @unicornsarereal4254
    @unicornsarereal4254 Před 10 měsíci +15

    Omg he always cracks me up and the jokes about his kids are the best because be honest, as a parent, we’ve ALL been there. Keep being funny Romesh 😂💙

  • @gloriaroma-sandiegorealest4037

    I feel like I’m listening to my 16 year old at 40….loves dog refuses to feed or water it, wants nice clothes refuses to launder them….wants muscles refuses to eat protein….

  • @rachelsirett8809
    @rachelsirett8809 Před rokem +15

    I don't have children as couldn't. But so true 😂😂😂 hilarious your Mum is hilarious 😅

  • @Taleton
    @Taleton Před rokem +10

    I am here to see your mom !!! She is so funny !!!

  • @Kari_B61ex
    @Kari_B61ex Před rokem +70

    One of the, if not the best comedians in the UK. Romesh says everything we're 'secretly thinking' in todays PC world and he does it hilariously.

  • @cbdaddikt5747
    @cbdaddikt5747 Před rokem +17

    Only two kids but this man speaks truth.1st one awesome 2nd one is Satan 😂

  • @vjc2270
    @vjc2270 Před rokem +41

    It’s funny, because it’s true. The first child is always perfect and obedient…apparently. Full disclosure here: I’m a second child. 🤣🤣🤣

    • @_BreathOfFreshAir_
      @_BreathOfFreshAir_ Před 8 měsíci +2

      Nah, my older brother, who is the first, is a screaming lunatic. Dude has intense anger issues, threw a massive rock at my head once when i wasnt looking.

  • @claymitchell2335
    @claymitchell2335 Před rokem +9

    He's brilliant!

  • @apok1980
    @apok1980 Před rokem +11

    Ok, I dont think I heard of this guy before, but he’s now made my top 10 comic list

    • @jjb4531
      @jjb4531 Před 11 měsíci

      He is brilliant

  • @markashby2622
    @markashby2622 Před rokem +2

    Brilliance, so, so funny this bloke.

  • @everodrigues438
    @everodrigues438 Před 11 měsíci +6

    1st one is an angel or a Saint until he grows up and starts rebelling and making up for being "good", just u wait 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @marastar208
    @marastar208 Před 5 měsíci +1

    One was plenty for me. Zero regrets not having loads of kiddos. Joy comes from a lot of places -not just making kids.

  • @farzanarahman699
    @farzanarahman699 Před 11 měsíci +5

    The toilet training made me spit my muller corner yoghurt out at work, loved it

    • @TheodoreBrosevelt
      @TheodoreBrosevelt Před 2 měsíci

      Just Googled that yogurt, and that stuff looks delicious

  • @wqr494
    @wqr494 Před 8 měsíci +5

    duaghter first born: Dad i feel you having headache can i massage your head? can i bring anything?
    second born son: kinking me in nuts, breaking my TV etc

  • @lim924
    @lim924 Před rokem

    She is with Andy 😂😂

  • @pradeepfernando1336
    @pradeepfernando1336 Před rokem +2

    Love from🇱🇰

  • @tonkysue207
    @tonkysue207 Před 8 měsíci

    Perfect

  • @carlwright5205
    @carlwright5205 Před rokem

    Best 11 of my life

  • @mikehibbett3301
    @mikehibbett3301 Před 8 měsíci

    That is such a Crawley attitude :)

  • @krispykruzer
    @krispykruzer Před 8 měsíci +1

    This dude has only 40k subs, come on let’s rally let’s get this guy to 100k and beyond. Brutally funny AF 😂😂😂😂

  • @missyd8433
    @missyd8433 Před rokem

    26:26 after protection 😮❤

  • @grahamspencer8316
    @grahamspencer8316 Před rokem +4

    Perfect symmetry. One man, one title, one conclusion. The weakest link.

  • @GS-nk9en
    @GS-nk9en Před rokem +7

    Hey Romesh I'm a starting out standup comedian (Gaj San) 12 gigs in, but have managed to win a couple of the blackout shows, would it be okay to I mention you in my material (being a sri lankan vegan teacher too hehe ) . Love your work as always be it family, life in Crawley or the motherland- Croydon.

  • @vanrajsindha9918
    @vanrajsindha9918 Před rokem +1

    I am sure your parents must be very proud of u

  • @ByronForrest2010
    @ByronForrest2010 Před 11 měsíci

    Dude so far your funny

  • @MrBrownnn696
    @MrBrownnn696 Před rokem +5

    Lmfao he’s laugher omg

  • @sarcasmo57
    @sarcasmo57 Před 11 měsíci

    She's a lucky girl.

  • @CrazyMayBaby
    @CrazyMayBaby Před rokem +1

    I have twins just like his second born. He’s no idea 😅

  • @kokoman760
    @kokoman760 Před 11 měsíci +1

    Cinemar

  • @wajn4785
    @wajn4785 Před rokem +2

    It was sh## bruv 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @christopherwalsh2368
    @christopherwalsh2368 Před 10 měsíci +5

    My wife and I are considering a 4th kid after having 2 girls and a boy... I think the tiredness has damaged our brains 😂

  • @WesleyB-Rook
    @WesleyB-Rook Před 7 měsíci +1

    This man is literally changing my opinion about British comedians 😅 I used to think the only funny one was Ricky gervais. Now I realize it’s Ricky and Romesh…so basically only comedians whose first name starts with R are hilarious 😏

    • @snoopstheboss994
      @snoopstheboss994 Před 4 měsíci

      Try Eddie Izzard. He is a genius!

    • @iambicpentakill
      @iambicpentakill Před 3 měsíci +1

      Check out Taskmaster, Romesh is on a season of that. You'll find plenty of funny people

  • @victoriabanks7701
    @victoriabanks7701 Před 8 měsíci

    Why wasn’t this in my recommendations sooner??

  • @Fahrenheit1617
    @Fahrenheit1617 Před rokem +1

    The ending was a bit messed up

  • @roadlesstraveled34
    @roadlesstraveled34 Před 4 měsíci

    3 kids is too many... I knew that for 12 years before I (whoopsies) had a 4th.

  • @iambicpentakill
    @iambicpentakill Před 3 měsíci

    Get yourself an Andy

  • @kokoman760
    @kokoman760 Před 11 měsíci

    Cinemaugh

  • @heafie
    @heafie Před 8 měsíci

    😅

  • @bobnewmanknott3433
    @bobnewmanknott3433 Před 5 měsíci

    What I ask myself is would people find him funny without the swearing ?

    • @The_Demon_Beelzebub
      @The_Demon_Beelzebub Před 3 měsíci

      Well the answer lies in the times they’ve laughed without him swearing 🤦‍♂️

  • @warren52nz
    @warren52nz Před rokem +8

    Couples should have 1 child or none. Humans are destroying the ecosystem. Yeah I know it's comedy and I'm laughing too but there's truth in my comment.

    • @samuellawrencesbookclub8250
      @samuellawrencesbookclub8250 Před rokem

      You think humans destroying the ecosystem, but can you begin to imagine the horrors that our extinction would bring about? Because that's what you're suggesting, a one child policy which slowly kills us all off, as births cannot keep up with deaths.
      Any species going extinct has a knock--on effect on the ecosystem, but if you get rid of humans, you don't lose just lose humans, you also lose every species which relies on us. This includes every animal, and plant that we have bred, and altered, for our purposes; most of the plants we have domesticated are grown from cuttings, their seeds are sterile, without human intervention, a lot plant life goes extinct, the sheep, cows and chickens on our farms, bred to yield wool, milk, and egg way beyond what they naturally should, without humans to intervene each of these creatures will suffer a painful death. And species which dies will have a knock-on effect on every other species
      And that's just scratching the surface, what do you think will happen to all the weapons? With no humans to keep an eye things, no human to stop or contain any disaster. The world would be on a knife-edge, with bombs, and nukes ready to go, and wipe everything out, if a single random accident should happen. Add in a bunch of increasingly unstable nuclear power stations, a world without humans to intervene will make Chernobyl look like a picnic.
      The fact of the matter is this, as much as humans ruin the ecosystem, the world we have made - and we can't unmake it - relies on us. Humans have taken control of every aspect of the world, taken control away from nature and all natural processes, to the point that, without human intervention, very little can happen. We run the world, and the world runs on us, without us it cannot continue.

    • @221b-Maker-Street
      @221b-Maker-Street Před rokem +21

      As an only child of elderly parents, let me tell you it's utterly shit.
      Everyone needs a sibling to share the responsibility when they get they old and need us more.
      It's not the _number_ of humans that are destroying the ecosystem; it's the way many of us are continuing to _abuse_ the planet. That's about attitude, not volume.

    • @warren52nz
      @warren52nz Před rokem +1

      @@221b-Maker-Street Of course HOW we use the resources is a big issue but it wouldn't be an issue if the Earth wasn't overrun by humans who are fueled by GREED.
      You say 2 is better than 1 but I say ZERO is better than 1. Try to think of anything threatening the ecosystem that wouldn't be less threatening if there weren't so many of us. I've got an electric car; what are you doing to avoid runaway global warming?

    • @complexcarbivorous8013
      @complexcarbivorous8013 Před rokem

      ​@@warren52nz Sorry to burst your eco bubble, but driving an electric car is just marketing for imperialist/capitalist plunder by the 1% types like Elon 'we will coup whoever we want' Musk. Use public transport and eat strictly plant based.
      Both highly populated China and India had a much lower carbon footprint than the West due to their eco-friendly lifestyle.

    • @complexcarbivorous8013
      @complexcarbivorous8013 Před rokem

      ​@@samuellawrencesbookclub8250
      Anthropocentrism and misanthropy are both unnecessary and extreme opposite views/beliefs that lead us nowhere.
      Anthropocentrism is living in denial that people are not harmful to the environment or that without us, the planet dies. Earth will go on with or without us and the greatest threat to human population and other species are humans.
      Domestic animals are an anthropocentric creation, to serve people at the expense of other species, both wild and domesticated, and you're delusional to think animals want us to be cruel and abuse them for our selfish pleasure and greed.
      It's just a feel good co-pout like most man made religion. The introduction of domestic animals in the Americas and other parts of the world wiped out wildlife, both flora and fauna and spread pollution, at the point that we have plastic in our bloodstream.

  • @TheGwimWeaper
    @TheGwimWeaper Před rokem +4

    If only you were funny.

    • @221b-Maker-Street
      @221b-Maker-Street Před rokem +11

      _"Nurse, Mr Mac is out of bed again - the industrial bedpans, quickly now!"_

    • @k4yser
      @k4yser Před rokem +20

      If only your opinion mattered.

  • @sabinelandau2330
    @sabinelandau2330 Před rokem +7

    I really like his 'jokes'. But to be honest, his swearing is not very pleasant. Is that really necessary? You can be funny without that language. Perhaps I am just old.

    • @suv2w
      @suv2w Před rokem +8

      It’s a tool to bring the rest of the audience along and get laughs. Otherwise his act would be more of an amusing tirade than stand up comedy.

    • @ddraigmafon4725
      @ddraigmafon4725 Před rokem +2

      I agree to an extent but for me, it depends on the comedian; somehow it’s more palatable from some i.e. Romesh, Sarah Millican - it’s just seems part of the comedy than gratuitous. On the other hand, my favourite comedian, Bill Bailey, hardly ever swears.

    • @221b-Maker-Street
      @221b-Maker-Street Před rokem +12

      Swearing is a sign of higher intelligence, Sabine! It's used to great effect in Britain, and Romesh is an exemplar of the form. If you don't like his swearing, then - as it's part of him, and who he is - may I suggest that you don't _really_ like him.
      I'm still baffled as to why people find swearing so offensive anyway. It's just a group of words used as intensifiers - they don't intrinsically harm anyone.

    • @sabinelandau2330
      @sabinelandau2330 Před rokem +5

      @@221b-Maker-Street I must have very low intelligence, lol. I do live in Britain but I still believe you can be funny without swearing. And I DO like him, especially as he is a Tamil like my husband. I agree that these words don't harm anyone, but perhaps I am a bit older now, having grown up without the need of swear words and I find it sad that it has become acceptable, the norm even. Happy Easter 🐰

    • @shsh-he5qg
      @shsh-he5qg Před rokem

      @@sabinelandau2330 my favourite word is C*NT

  • @melodymelody-os4ip
    @melodymelody-os4ip Před rokem +6

    He is insulting his children and mother especially with the F word.....how can this be humour?