First time hearing of this guy | The Machine - Bert Kreischer: THE MACHINE REACTION
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Few things better than watching someone hear the Machine story for the first time.
I can name one: Someone watching Tom Segura's dance video with Bert's reaction for the first time.
Side note for Mr V: Tom Segura and Bert do a podcast called '2 Bears, 1 Cave". Bert did a promo 'dance' video where his fat ass is dancing around in a Speedo while his future tour dates scroll up the side of the screen. Tom Segura is a comedian with a whole skit on why he loves Steven Segal, so he dressed up as Segal, and hired a dance troupe to make a whole music video destroying Bert. He even tricked Bert into doing some green screen facial expressions, so he could superimpose Bert into the video on a dude who's fat as f*ck. He debuted the video on Bert, on their podcast, and Bert didn't know it was coming. It's the greatest shit ever, and you must react to it. Bert wheezes himself to death. It's fucking fantastic. The lengths of petty Segura went though are a whole new level of drip. He had to spend at least $40K just to shit on Bert. And it's SO worth it.
It’s my favorite thing to have people heat
Right?? 😂
It’s a lie though.
The greatest thing about the whole thing is it's all TRUE !! 100% verified by his old classmates among others , The movie Van Wilder is actually based on Bert Kreischer's college years .
I've heard that they are making another movie based on Bert's life
I forgot the Van Wilder shit! Also the band Creed for christ's sake lol
@@unseenmal They are doing the Russian trip as an entire movie.
Wow! Thank you for the information! I was wondering..
@@chuckhouse5179 Ryan Reynolds?!?
Damn he's probably too old to be a college student now...
Bert said that the scariest part of the whole trip was partying with the cops, cuz they ran the place and weren't afraid of anything at all.
Yea the police there are like a whole other mafia themselves, and they probably do business with other mafias and it's just normal
@@env0x I think you're right, yeah. At least back then I think it was basically another (maybe scarier) flavor of organized crime.
Nah, Bert later said he and his friend hid in bed while the phone rang but were too scared to go out after all this.
@@dawest767 you're right. Turns out even the interview I was thinking of he actually said how scary it would have been to party with them, not that he actually had. I just remembered it wrong.
And they also partied way harder than the gangsters apart from that too. So it was heavier partying with less inhibitions and no consequences. He was terrified.
This story is actually real his classmates confirmed it and there are some photos of him and Igor on the internet
Oh wow! Fascinating!
And he has on his fanny pack.🤣
@@carlastanley1138 - Yeah, that was the biggest fanny-pak I've ever seen. A guy's gotta be pretty confident in himself to walk around in that thing. 🤣
yeah and i just went into the north korean border with a tank
fat english speaking guy , with that story hes dead after 2 minutes , max
He says at the end, that it was in fact a true story. The reason it blew up and became popular was because one of his classmates saw it and confirmed it was 100% true!
Not just 1. They tagged whole class on the post and a bunch jumped on to confirm it was true and shared photo's
@@Yugioh420 You're right. I thought that happened, but, wasn't positive, so, didn't want to say something I wasn't 100% sure of.
@@LizONLY I actually have a saved copy of the pic with him and his fanny pack with a bunch of other mafia members. But can't figure out how to share it. But if you google the machine Russia. And look under the pictures section and you will see it.
@@Yugioh420 I would love to see that lol
@@moffimr6687 I don't know anything about that. All I've (and everyone else in this feed has) seen is that he says its 100% true. Either way..its funny af. Who cares.
Flying Dildos is another hilarious one from Bert
Yup.... but really, anything with Bert is funny as hell!!
Flying Dildos seriously had me laughing so hard my head hurt and my stomach
Is that the one where he went to the Anne Frank House and got it confused with Helen Keller?
I think that it's even better than the machine.
@@gwenwells2286 yes.
Smoking on my lunch break and look what pops up, my homie, watching the machine.....
I hope Tom and Bert see this. You saying his name wrong us a running joke with those guys
Burnt Chrysler
it's too bad Brett is a big fat racist. keep it high and tight, mommies
@@manpudding911 Brett who? If you meant Bert, what's the evidence?
@@manpudding911 aw puddin.
@@eastportland Brett Kristler is a big fat racist
True story verified by his classmates. Van Wilder is based on him.
He might have seen Van Wilder yet
They’re actually making a movie based on this story. I can’t wait for it to come out!!
You should definitely check out the movie Van Wilder!
@@isitafox I think he means Mr Video likely hasn't seen the movie yet. He hasn't seen a lot of different movies yet.
No proof at all. He had friends lie for him.
This is actually a true story! It really happened to him.🤣
This dude's partying is legendary! I attended the University of Michigan during the same time he was at Florida State. No one on campus actually knew him, but, we all knew of him! While this is probably embellished a bit for comedic value, it is a true story!
Apparently its not been embellished There are parts he doesn't tell because they sound too crazy but are 100% true.
@Kenny Duthie No. None of us on campus knew him. We knew of him! I think it was Rolling Stone magazine that named him the number one partier
Not surprising he didn't learn from class, he was the #1 partier at the #1 party school in America. He's lucky he remembers being there.
You got to love what he calls Bert. Lol.
HAVE HEARD THIS ONE A MILLION TIMES AND IT NEVER GETS OLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE IT
Somebody has to send the first bit to Tom, Bert “Kaiser”
One of the greatest stories of all time, being reacted to by one of the greatest men of all time. A real Easter treat!!! Enjoy your day buddy!!!
True story my guy, apparently one of his old classmates confirmed it awhile after his bit aired.. he’s definitely a funny dude, you should check out “fighting a bear” next 👍🏼
Actually it was confirmed before he did it as a bit. He told it on the joe Rogan show and Joe told him he needed to add it to his routine. Next show. He posted about it in Facebook, something about come check me out. With the headline how I joined the mafia or something like that. And a classmate from the trip seen the post and tagged the whole class. They all got on and started to talk about the trip and sharing photos of the trip.
When the hospital doesn’t help bro you definitely do
Get better and get outta that place man.
I like Tim Wilson's song, "Jeff Gordon's gay".
@@NotBenCoultry thank you brother. I appreciate that a lot.
@@blakewestwood8096 lol 😂 be careful with the CZcams overlords when saying stuff like that
You should watch Bert Kreischer "I WRESTLED A BEAR". Another great story.
1) “CRY-shur.” You got it at the end. :)
2) As someone who had three years of Russian in college, I’ve loved this clip for quite a while.
3) I totally thought I’d seen you do this a while ago, just because I’ve seen so many people react to it. This was both a delight to suddenly find in my feed and undoubtedly worth the wait; you’re the best, man!
YMH podcast is huge!
They just had a clip of you saying Berts name wrong_
Epic 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥
He said partying with the cops was scarier by far then partying g with the mafia.
Bert has been vetted..
He is the guy RollingStones did an interview with and hollywood based the Van Wilder movies on him... He's legit ;-b 💪💪💪💪
The band (Rolling Stones) never interviewed him... The Magazine, *"Rolling Stone"* did. 😉
Touche'
@@thewizardofcroagz394 - It only means that you might not be old enough to have subscribed to the magazine... Consider yourself lucky. Hahaha. 😆
@@_Common_Logic_ ive buried more people than smallpox...
@@thewizardofcroagz394 🤣 Yeah... I remember when "Doing it" three times in one night didn't mean "getting up to pee". =)
The best part is that his classmates have confirmed the story multiple times and there are photos on the internet of him with his fanny pack with Igor drinking and partying.
I agree with victors comment. One of life’s true joys is watching someone that has never seen ‘the machine’ react to it for the first time. It is a true story... his classmates from the trip have spoken up and said it’s true.
I am so glad that I found this channel over the past year its been great to watch
The movie Van Wilder is based on Bert's college years
Clarification: He learned some Russian words when he was in Russia not in class.👏👍
Been waiting for this reaction!
Love this story.
Bruuuuuh it’s about damn time! One of the greatest stories ever told. Respect ✊
Thank you very much Mr.video thank you 😂😂❤️❤️
Yesssss, love this even better watching you!!!
I have been waiting for you to do Bert. Look up Joey coco Diaz as well.
it is so much fun every time I see it for real the best story teller in my opinion for sure
YES! So glad you found this
ahh the video of THE MACHIIIINE is awesome! i feel it mandatory to watch when i se it pop up in the suggested :D
Loved it! Thanks again
Ooooh, I am so glad you found this! This guy is hilarious. You pick the best stuff to watch man! Keep doing your thing!
I laughed so hard, I screamed. That was hilarious, Mr Video!
This is my first time watching your channel, you’re hilarious! Can’t wait to watch more of your stuff. 🔥
YAAASSSS!! I really wanted you to see this one. It's too brilliant. lol.
Liking this one before I even watch it. Mr. Video + Machine story = hilarious.
So glad you reacted to this! Love that story. I don't have anymore Bert Kreischer recs, but I'd highly suggest Jim Breuer's Bombing At Sears story from the show This Is Not Happening. Freakin' hilarious.
Im here for it!! I love this seem , I have his whole stand up.
It's "Brent Krystals"
Great reaction XD
You got to realize he has been hanging out with the first Igor for a few weeks before he went on the train trip. He was hanging out with mobsters all day every day for weeks. Makes since he would pick it up quicker that way then just going to a class, not pay attention for an hour since you getting a c anyway, then leave. Plus he liked Igor so it makes since he learned more from hanging out with his friends.
This is absolutely a true story. One of his classmates corroborated it when the story came out.
That's sooo CRAZY!!! Loved it!!!!
I've seen this Machine story by Kreischer so many times but ok I will watch it again for you Mr. Video.
His classmates were interviewed, they confirmed the story. The Ryan Reynolds movie Van Wilder is loosely based on him.
Im so glad you did this one
Ok.... I'm 13 seconds in, on pause, because this was recommended for me, and I immediately left what I WAS watching, and ALREADY you have me hooked. You would be so much fun to hang out with!
All touted said so far is "Is this a REAL story?" And I was like "YUP! Yes it is, a REAL story. I can't wait." Then I paused to write this because I'm already souped for this reaction!
This is amazing love the reaction and this was hilarious.
Never seen this guy before either- but he had me on the edge of my seat!😳 and yes, IF that’s a true experience..DAMN!!! 😅❤️✌️
Bert is now a host on the Go-Big Show on TBS.
He also won on an episode of Guys Grocery Games.
Keep em high n tight Mr. Video
Happy Easter Leo! I knew you would like this. Happy Easter everyone. 🌞💓🐰
Happy Easter.
i'm a new subscriber so i've bn binge watchin your videos... i jst finished watchin footloose an omg i'm dying 😂 you are jst so funny and your dance moves to that were 👍 a thumbs up for thm defo ! wow my stomach still hurts with laughing 🤣 plz never change ..keep doing you !!!
Classic!! I’ve watched it so many times, I can practically recite it 😅
Oh my gosh, I’ve never heard that! What a crazy story!!!
"The Machine", hahahahahaha...Hooke on Phoenix style...Thanks Mr. V. That was fun, I needed that...Happy Easter, Peace
I had never heard this story. Thanks for sharing it. Hahahahaha
Glad to see you finally meet Bert. It's pronounced Cry-sure. I've seen him live - he's awesome! More Bert please!
I love this guy!! Also I just moved from Toledo so shout out to the 419!!
YES!!! My worlds just collided!!!!!!!!!!!!
There was one interview where he said that the cops were way more frightening than the mob guys. I think he said something about basically having to sneak away.
Would love to see you react to some Eddie Murphy from Raw or Delirious
Totally agree , you can not go wrong with either of them !
To do a reaction though would mean he hasn't seen it...
I can perform delirious verbatim and some of raw too. I am shocked if I find someone (with a good sense of humour) if they've never watched Eddie in all his orange leather glory.
Although I didn't recommend this, I'm very happy you covered this. If you react to anything else by Bert, please make it: "For Jennifer Aniston's Safety". It's not his stand up-It's a equally funny clip from one of his podcasts (2 Bears, 1 Cave). I have no doubt you'd enjoy it. Many thanks. Much love.
I've been waiting for you to get to this one, buddy.
Love this guy!!! Hilarious!!!!
Happy Easter Mr Video
OH YAY!!!!
He is a legend. It's true.
Dude your were just on "Your Moms House podcast" congrats!!!!
This was fun 🤣🥰
Lol. It's 100% true. I hoped you saw Van Wilder it's about him.
Love Bert!!! Good one man!
I'm only here for Mr. Video 🤘🏾🤙🏾
Bert Kreischer is a LEGEND. Absolutely true story and there is a movie that's based off his college years starring Ryan Reynolds called "National Lampoon's Van Wilder". It's terrible but it's also funny as shit.
He just announced this week that they are shooting a movie on this story. They started now and will be filming until almost July
It is a true story, but Bert says a little exaggerations, but his college buddy and teacher said, it's a true story. Way before Van Wilder story is based off of his College Life, in Rolling Stone Magazine @Mr. Video
Love "The Machine" stories!!! Peace
when i saw the vid for today i cllicked so hard a sprained my soul
Drinking my brunch, making dinner and watching this👍🏽
Shoutout to any mommy's who may be watching.
#burtisfat
Sup Jean. Keep it high and tight.
@@sheds glad to see someone is willing to try it out.
Hey Hitler
Crazy story 😂🤣🤣
XO❤️
Lol.. not even good morning love this dude.. need to do Grandma’s Boy
i had a boxing tournament in 1991 best time ever i almost cried miss it
Love this story.
The thing that always gets left out of this story, is why does he keep saying "I'm the machine".
He was trying to say "I'm the man!", but the word for man (mu-shina) sounds very similar to machine/car (ma-shina).
This story is 100% true, someone posted a link of pictures from that trip on the original video. Crazy story, I could listen to it all day
One of my favourite stand-up comedy routines. Die laughing everytime I see it.
This is gonna be good. I already watched my husband react to this lol
Edit: it was good 👍
Omg, I went to college with Bert!!! He was insane and hilariously off the wall! FSU in the mid-90’s was everything, for real. Bert was friends and fraternity brothers with my neighbors, and we all (my ATO buddy neighbors) and my apartment were always throwing parties, because we were at the #1 party school of the 90’s so of course, right? Hahahaha! So many great memories of those guys and several other groups from different fraternities, just enjoying the absolute hell out of life. In those days, I went into a class and looked up at the chalkboard to see my apartment info written up there, that apparent were hosting a big ole party that night and just shrugged and was like, ok, cool! We had a liquor store on Tennessee St. that had drive through kegs, and a system for how to keep everything running smoothly. We had a bathroom on each side of the apartment, so we filled the bathtubs with ice and had a keg going in each one, trading off when they needed to be switched out. We locked up every single cup, bowl, basically anything that wasn’t nailed down in our rooms, and at the door we sold everyone a solo cup for, like $5 I think, and that’s how we paid for the beer, and took a couple of trips to the drive through, and it was honestly just a crazy wonderful time to be alive. And as for Bert, there are MANY people who back his story up.
In all fairness, it's the closest to being right that I've seen his name mispronounced haha
It's a true story, Bert is the guy they based the movie Van Wilder on
One of the best stories ever told, I promise
Last name is pronounced Cry-Sure.
Please do more he is great!
Thanks for the video!
It is indeed a true story and it is currently being made into a movie. I can’t remember who they announced was playing his dad.
Bruh you're the substitute teacher that just brings the video cart in for the day lmao... Mr. Video!
The Machine!!! I've been waiting for you to watch this one! There isn't much Burt does that isn't funny. He does small variations of this story as his stand up career progresses, but my favorite is the one with the ASL interpreter. She is so funny...