Thin Mint Zyns - Safety Third 114
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Safety Third is a weekly show hosted by William Osman, NileRed, The Backyard Scientist, Allen Pan and a couple other CZcams "Scientists". Sometimes we have guests, sometimes it's just us, but always: safety is our number three priority.
0:00 : Poo flavored vape
10:14 : Drugs are not cool
16:33 : Anal sampling robot
23:59 : Old people smoking
33:26 : Doing heroine on your death bed
37:10 : Security guards at school
44:11 : Royal sex chair from 1890
47:52 : DARE school visits
54:07 : Soaking for Jesus
01:03:46 : Red lobster unlimited shrimp
01:10:37 : Opening a waffle house
01:17:54 : 5000 wat microwave oven
01:23:39 : Boiling water in a minute
boofing zyns to speedrun prostate cancer
Soaking isn't real.
How the fuck did this get so many likes so quickly. What is big soak trying to hide?
🤣🤣🤣💀
Oh not yet
“tobacco tampon” played on full volume, while connected to my mom’s bluetooth car speaker…
And he has the audacity to go into detail 😅
"People don't soak for fun, they soak for jeesus." Big Willy 2024 xD
that whole part is hilarious.
I swear on my life I will subscribe to the 15$ tier on the patreon for a year if Willy does the next podcast with a fat pinch of grizzly wintergreen in his lip.
dont forget to make it right leaning
I want to hear some mock-right-wing takes ala Joe Rogan or something.
Zyn is basically American style snus with extracted nicotine instead of tobacco. Snuff is the tobacco you snort up your nose. Snus is normally worn in the upper lip. You consume nicotine contaminated saliva which gives you nausea. Fentanyl is regularly administered in hospitals.
How was open sus? Haha, among us.
Are you a real person?
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@@Kokonuz_ leather belt
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good.
Idk the timeline but it’s almost like they are trying intentionally to get cancelled before Open Sauce 2025 ever comes to fruition. Immediately after the episode promoting the event the most. Truly one of the most podcasts of all time
You've heard of Elf on a Shelf, now get ready for Mole in the Colon
*Mole on a colon
Lump on your rump
I stopped vaping 5 weeks ago today :-)
Way to go, man! I'm happy for you! ❤
Congrats :)
good work, Ive vaped for 12 years but our government just banned them so back to cigarettes we go
@@blaman2012 what government?
I had a couple roommates who were ex heroin addicts, they were dating and got hooked on it together. I once asked one of them what heroin was like, he said "never do it because you'll never find a better feeling". So yeah, William got it right on point
Best anti-drug info I’ve ever seen was some guy on Reddit doing an AMA after trying heroin once in which he says “never doing it again”. Lo and behold, 7 years later he posts about how addiction destroyed his life and he’s now sober.
Ex-opiate addict here. They aren't wrong. I never touched heroine but even the "lesser" opiates are terrible I'm that they feel the best. Warm and comfortable and free from anxiety. Glad I gave it up.
If anyone has any questions, I'm an open book.
@@chaschuky999 Yeah I remember that. He tried it once and that was it. He was adamant that he'd never continue. But then he did.. And that's all she wrote.
@@riktheyellowmonkey curious what brought you to quit the opiates? Is the “nothing ever feels as good” accurate or do things kinda come back to baseline?
@@chaschuky999 A combination of anxiety, ADHD without hyperactivity and autism that were undiagnosed were mainly the issue. They made me suicidal unfortunately with the stress of the workload. Being a Doctor is hard.
And yeah eventually the drugs don't make you feel as good and you get terrible withdrawals. Once you're off them, the motivation and feeling of happiness from everyday events returns and feels so much better than the opiates.
Nicotine feels bad the problem is it's so highly addictive it only takes a few times before your body starts craving it.
Someone came into my work for a job interview and left a used zyn on floor in the lobby.
That guy fucks. Hire him.
EW lol
This is unhinged even for a Safety Third episode 😆
As someone who has epilepsy I can comment on the seizure thing. If you have a minor one, your perception of reality gets fucked up in ways that are different depending on your specific circumstances. Usually you just stop functioning, including recording memories, so when you come back around it's just a gap in your memory. I have been told I've done insane things a couple of times, like trying to pull the arm off the couch, but I usually just fall over and have muscle spasms.
The minor ones I've had haven't messed with my perception of reality except for it getting harder to see like can happen when standing up too fast otherwise I was fully aware of what was happening and trying to keep myself from falling over since they were both standing ones
They tried the 'shit flavor only' vapes here in NY so we started buying flavors online, now you can buy them untaxed in most unlicensed smoke shops
Almost like they tried it once with a drug called alcohol.
That's what everyone in California does since they banned flavored ones that have nicotine can get nicotine free juices and add your own unflavored nicotine juice which you can also buy from the same places lmfao
Tf are you talking about? They never did that in ny, there’s a smoke shop on every block
@@rileystewart3170 they banned flavored vapes with nicotine in NY in 2020, there being a smoke shop every block has no bearing on that
@@noodlelynoodle. Yeah I didn’t explain that right, but they always had 100 little candy flavors. Maybe some politician had an idea, but it never actually happened
Hear me out, girl scouts sell mint flavored opium vapes to old people.
Some of Alan's theories are wild.
No we don't have security in schools in the UK. The idea that American school shootings are core to the ecological equilibrium is hilarious.
And the idea that fetishises are basically borne from "first world problems".
There are, but they're not at all universal or common.
Nicotine is more addictive. Alcohol is VASTLY more harmful to both society and economy as a whole.
The endless shrimp didn't break Red Lobster. Venture capital did. They were bought out awhile back and the firm that bought them sold the real-estate the restaurants were on, then charged them exorbitant rent, but never paid off their outstanding debt at the same time.
"smoke voluntarily" hahahahhahaha
Help.
I know my dad used to do meth. First time I learned this I was telling him about my Vegas trip and how we got the nice hotel room super cheap and and he was like "oh me and my buddies, we just drove there, partied through the night and drove home no hotel no sleep." "Well we were on Meth at the time" also he informed me what meth smells like when he pointed out that someone was smoking it at the Tool concert we were attending.
Former smoker here.
I smoked a half a pack a day for a few years, and I quit cold turkey with minimal issue. The habit would "pull" at me when i was doing what i used to do when smoking (driving mostly), but as long as i just didn't buy a pack, it was easy to never smoke again. A few weeks later the urge was gone, and it was fully back to normal nonsmoker life after that.
I think it's worth saying that i started in my 20s, and supposedly it's harder to quit the earlier in life you form the habit. Still not impossible, but people tell themselves they can't do it and give themselves an excuse to cop out.
It smells awful, but smokers deaden their senses to it because they're always saturated in the smell. If you made vape smell like poop the only people who suffered would be the ones who had to be around vapers.
Finally, Allen is 100% correct and it feels really great to smoke. It makes you look really cool too. Smoking is absolutely NOT cool, but smoking does make you look cool.
I started when I was like 15 and stopped cold turkey and like I mean the withdrawals aren't fun but it's really not that terrible, like you'll feel like shit and be pissed off for a week but after that it's fine, it's not like constant full body pain like heroin and even for heroin if you truly believe you can stop you can. Like it might be the hardest choice you ever make cause of the level of pain that comes with it but anyone can overcome it if they truly believe. That's a big part of why I hate NA/AA they try to tell people that they will never stop being an addict even once they stop using and that they aren't going to be able to stop without finding a higher power such as God which is just bullshit, anyone can do it if they truly put their mind to it. Like it may be tough and you may relapse but that's part of recovery for a lot of people, relapsing doesn't mean you've completely failed. Each time I ended up relapsing on tobacco which was I believe 3 times I used it for less time each time before quitting again and this last time it fully stuck. I can now smoke a bowl of weed with a bit of tobacco in it if I really want without getting hooked again cause I'm past the addiction to tobacco. And yeah it feels cool AF to smoke lmao I love blowing a cloud out like I'm a badass dragon lol like I had an addiction to tobacco but also one to just smoking in general be it weed, tobacco, or a vape and that one's gonna be a looooot harder for me to break cause I don't have the desire to just to do so in a safer way than with tobacco. Like I started tobacco because I wanted to smoke something that wasn't gonna get me high like weed does which looking back was a terrible choice lmao
2:00 Kevin thinking he doesn't get paid enough for this shit bout to ask for a raise
In my Former Soviet Satellite country the police would come like every so often, basically they had "rounds", but they only visited the principal's office to get info about any potential issues in the area. If there was approved governmental/regional programme, then they'd sometimes come and be like "don't do drugs" or "it's a lie that all policemen are stupid, some aren't" type of deals. Concept of dedicated school police was just a sham after the you-know-whats in the US schools...
BTW, one kid once brought gun to school. He just wanted to show us, his dad was a cop and gun was deactivated xDDD
Oh yeah that happens here sometimes too, usually they arrest the kid or the parents, or both 🤷♂️ sometimes the kid don't even plan on shooting nothing, they're just dumb
18:40 I really like the idea Will is going for by telling people to just stop doing drugs. We could make a slogan like “just say no” and we can make a really big campaign against drugs almost like a war against drugs. I bet that would really help people stop using drugs.
Sounds like an excellent strategy with no downsides. Best to tell people how good they feel and how to get them just to be sure that no one ever does it. Even by accident.
"would you do her0in on your deathbed?" Man discovering hospice care.
-I grew up mormon and went to BYU and i will gladly talk to you about soaking
-the rule of thumb is that a restaurant needs to charge 3x the actual food costs to cover everything else
-Kevin should 100% make his own turbochef for a video
"golem in your colem". You're welcome.
As my anxiety has caused me to visibly and audibly dissociate, my neuroticism has granted me awareness of my internal organs to feel a piece of gum passing through my small intestine
The CEO thing is about "for once" not being in power, but that's a different story. Dominatrix were a thing probably since cities first arose, as this is the time brothels emerged as well. That'd be between as old as 10,000 BCE, and certainly more than 4000 BCE, both of which predate even the Torah, let alone Bible, by millenia :D
Alcohol 1000% causes more harm than nicotine. I have never seen or heard of a single person becoming violent after using nicotine. Alcohol, stand outside a bar and say it doesn't lead to more harm. Ain't no way nicotine is more harmful long-term than cirrhosis alone.
yeah, but the problem with tobacco products and their relatives is pretty much everything that isn’t nicotine.
@@francomasiniofficial they banned menthol cigarettes somewhere because there's more menthol which makes your lungs open up to trap heavy metals in the environment as well as the product. Other cigarettes still have menthol so it feels cooler on the lungs to smoke.
Tobacco kills many more people.
Smoking has far less societal damage than alcohol. Smoking never caused domestic violence.
Me encountering a handful of easily irritated people who stopped smoking says otherwise.
Not the boy scout uniform 😆
Zyns is currently keeping the US military nicotine habit going, we love it
Sweeds love Snus so much that the EU made an exception for Sweden to be legal
And as a consequence we Finns made an industry of traveling to Sweden for the purpose of smuggling it back home. You're officially allowed to bring one kilogram with you, but who's really checking that?
@@Tunkkis Damn! Even a kilo is a lot
@@AnanasHerz69 A lot for one person, but not nearly enough for resale.
Nz smoking is pretty expensive. It also was going to be aged out (people born after a certain year would just not be allowed to purchase) due to it being fucking terrible for people
1:17:15 Raising Canes. Chicken tenders, toast, fries, coleslaw, dipping sauce. What mix do you want?
Oh, and drinks. I think there's more drink options than meal options.
Dropping with Alan would be fucking hilarious.
Speaking on the cost of cigarettes in Australia/New Zealand, the minimum taxation on cigarettes in Australia is $AUD 1.27816 per cigarette. A pack of 30 incurs $AUD 38.34 in taxes alone.
I think a turbo chef video would be the most dangerous one because it would actually have a lot of practical application, and people WOULD try it at home.
There are so many tobacco pouches everywhere in public in Finland. People smuggle a crap ton of that stuff from Sweden and sell 'em to teens and young men.
There also absolutely are school shootings outside of America. We had one earlier this year, and five or six in total.
@@TunkkisSchool shootings and shootings I'm general are nowhere near as common outside of the US. But a lot of the shootings in Europe are caused by gang violence, which could be solved by legalising and regulating drugs.
@@technophobian2962 I am also a proponent of fewer regulations, but that also includes guns, and people over here tend to not like that. Luckily I've been taught as a machinist.
You people always hit my chuckle button. I'm not embarrassed to say that.
“Dying kills you” Allen Pan 2024.
19:00 That's exactly it, Will. Smoking/Vaping itself does not feel good. Smoking kind of did at first, for the very first little while I did it. But it just feels bad when you don't have it. I managed to kick smoking after about 15 years but it was extremely difficult and I still take a haul off a vape from time to time to avoid the rage. Most useless drug ever. Zero benefit and just makes you angry when you dont have it any more. That's it. I haven't had a cigarette in 9 years, and I dont even enjoy how they smell but I'll still salivate if I smell it on the wind from someone smoking a block away.
For me it definitely feels good but I was also getting way higher nicotine tobacco than is available in stores so it was giving the real stimulant effect cause I was getting 10x as much nicotine. Like nicotine itself really isn't that bad of a drug when used responsibily it's tobacco that's the problem, nicotine isn't carcinogenic and is neuroprotective to a degree. Like realistically nicotine isn't much different than caffeine with how it effects your body it's just the way it's traditionally been used that's the problem
I had a stroke and a seizure and had absolutely no perception of it. So in a sense it was totally fine.
The Red Lobster unlimited shrimp deal wasn't a botched loss leader, it was a deliberate plan to bankrupt the restaurant - which was already failing - for the benefit of shareholders. Look up the role of the international seafood supplier Thai Union, who was the majority shareholder in Red Lobster, had inappropriately infiltrated their supply chain, and was in a position to make a massive profit if the restaurant started purchasing catastrophic quantities of shrimp, extracting as much value from the chain before it collapsed.
Ex-medical student of four years here:
Nicotine and alcohol are both bad. However, alcoholism is really, really terrible. The withdrawals can kill you and the drug itself is majorly damaging to your organs. Smoking will fuck up your lungs but alcohol is insidious and will rot your liver and brain before the withdrawal results in DTs, seizures as a result and eventually death. I feel like the Coors banter was downplayed because it's more "socially acceptable."
Which I absolutely hate.
If you can't already tell, I do not drink and do not understand why people do it. I still battle with Nicotine though and can attest to its awfulness.
1:14:30 You guys are just describing Boston Market between the “Home made pot pies” and “drive thru rotisserie chicken.”
Listening to this rather than studying for the single exam that allows me to go to college
👍
Friendly PSA that nicotine consumed orally is metabolised into a known carcinogen N-nitrosonornicotine 😊
Alcohol also produces carcinogens when metabolized. Some processed foods can too
i use nicotine for tourettes syndrome, IMO its way better than other meds they used to have me on! ZYN seems better than other ways of getting it into my system :^)
I was addicted to fentanyl for 12 years and I can confirm you don't ever even want the experience because it really does throw off your entire perception of happiness for the rest of your life. I used it to self medicate for depression, but it was like way way overcompensating because it was the best feeling I've ever felt in my life. I quit like 7 years ago and I still miss it and every time I think about it i get mega depressed because I know I'll never feel that good ever again. Absolutely fucked. It's definitely not worth it.
I would say, though, if you have like a really limited time left to live then definitely try it in smaller amounts because you might as well spend the last couple years of your life in bliss.
Americans talking about snus is like the most ridiculous thing I ever heard, its like children guessing how tools work. No guys, none of that is how it actually works.
Do you use a turkey baster to get the snus way up your nose?
@@powerlifting1012 absolutely, thats the step before the hammer.
A factual inaccuracy? In *my* Safety Third Podcast????
😭 I think I remember now. it was from a competition to see who can jam the most up there. I guess What I said is like saying hot dog eating contests are how Americans usually eat hot dogs haha
smoking is addictive, as a smoker I hate it and it gives me no pleasure. Quiting is harder then i thought.
The issue with nicotine is that it is used for horses to help wounds.
1:16:49 William out here reinventing Taco Bell XD
The unlimited shrimp was not what sunk red lobster
You guys need to come to the UK to understand the majesty that is Greggs
1:22:06 : I have started collecting parts for a oven like this , with rotati for fries.
A normal modern (medium to high end)induction plate is 9-12+kWh in Scandinavia. Mine is 10400w or something.
This ep is lab-grown for me to be absolutely unhinged in a um actually kind of way but I'm just gonna say love the pod
GE makes a 240v Advantium which is pretty much the same as the turbochef
You've heard of Elf on the Shelf
Now get ready for Gollum in the Colon
As an ex heroin and meth user, I can confirm my mouth watered the same as your flaming hot cheetos thoughts made you.
I think they just spent an entire episode inventing hot dog stands
I passed out once from standing up too fast and raising my arms above my head. I remember having a very long dream, and the image of a black tower stretching towards the sky. I was only out for a couple seconds but it felt like an hour at least.
From a letter written by Aldous Huxley's wife about his death:
Then I don’t know exactly what time it was, he asked for his tablet and wrote, “Try LSD 100 intramuscular.” ... I believe it was 11:20 when I gave him his first shot of 100 microgrammes. ... I let another half hour pass, and then I decided to give him another 100 mg. I told him I was going to do it, and he acquiesced.
It seemed like a terrifying way to go out, tripping balls while your brain shut down, but his actual request sounds very reasonable and pleasant.
@@FurSedify it could be if you don't have experience with it but psychedelics can make it so you're far more willing to let go of what you're trying to hold onto, like life itself in this situation so I feel like it would be a very peaceful way to go I just unfortunately can't ask the person I know who died that way
Spirit with the big seat is great. Cost isn't dirt cheap but a first class sized seat for 300 round trip is not bad.
My local Costco has the cafeteria on the exit-side, and since the pharmacy and customer service desks are also on that side the checkers don't require a memeber ID to get in. As soon as i'm barred from eating $1.50 tubes of mystery beef by requiring a membership, I'm starting the revolution.
another week another not recommended pod that I had to manually search for
Wound up spring resonates. 3rd year a bunch of us went interstate for a well paid internship. We all partied hard but within months the guy with the strictest parents was an alcoholic and hooked on skunk, getting cringe tattoos, and behaving like a lunatic in/on his car and new motorcycle.
Most people don't remember their seizure it's just like Kevin said you black out and wake up but sometimes for whatever reason you can experience a seizure where you are fully aware during it. Or you can black out at one place and find out later that you were found stumbling around the house looking for something 🤣
Also for most people (including myself) you get this "aura" before the seizure most of the time which is different for everyone but for me it's a really overwhelming sudden doom feeling and I get super lightheaded and really weak for like a second maybe two and then the seizure happens. It's interesting cuz somehow the brain knows its about to happen before it actually does
The red lobster shrimp is not what killed the company, the private equity company which acquired it killed it by tackling all the debt of acquisition onto the stores.
William would love Patton Oswalds birthday skit
I thought Zyns were only for people quitting smoking
That's how they're marketed usually, yes, but really, it's just chewing tobacco but with slightly less immediate oral cancer risk. most people who use zyns have either never touched a cigarette or are using both zyns and cigarettes for their nicotine fix. theyre not even better for you than cigarettes, theres an argument to be made that theyre worse actually.
@@kayden8093most people I know who use zyns used to smoke or vape. Including me. Basically just traded one nicotine addiction for another. What’s the argument for them being worse?
@@kayden8093Is the argument in the room with us?
@kayden8093 I got a pack and by the time I used 3 zyns and got a chemical burn on my top lip and threw up
@SrKinko the part where they actively erode the flesh in your mouth at a rate significantly faster than a cigarette is a good start. but really, look into them, it takes minimal research to see that they are vastly more of an active threat.
when its a manga about sex, it stops being called manga and transitions to being called doujins ! today you learn !
In the book Seveneves, some characters given a choice of sewerslide mechanisms. One says nitrogen, the second says sleeping meds, and the final one says "a ton of heroine. Never done it before, heard it's great, might as well party till I OD" 😂
The reason he felt bad for 2 months is because of the patches, if you go cold turkey you feel bad for 5-7 days and you're done. With the patches working yourself down you're going to be constantly going through slight withdrawals the entire time
240v vs 120v is just half a sine wave
+120v to - 120v potential. There's literally 2 wires and a pair of bus bars coming into the house, using 1 gets 120v, 2 gets the full 240v. Hence the twin breakers linking the circuits
If you wanted to run a restaurant for really cheap I think you would need to set it up on an area of a lot of farms and by their excess crop for way cheaper because it's usually the ones that the big companies don't want (usually they're not "perfect")
Elf on a shelf?
No, Bump On Your Rump
Oh hey, I can actually answer on a few of these! So I've actually been researching a bit into cheap food options because I am a college student trying to save money. I found you can make 33 peanut butter sandwiches for ~$10 and that could more or less sustain you for a week. Multivitamins to supplement the rest of missing nutrients is ~$9 for 200 or about 5¢ a day. Recently as I was looking around I found you can get probably 3 meals a day for a whole week worth of beans and rice for ~$4 which is much better deal than the peanut butter sandwiches! You can also add eggs and bananas there to equal about the same as the PBS and probably get more nutrients out of it too!
I am also Mormon, so I can answer a bit about that too. I grew up in Missouri for most of my life so I haven't had too much knowledge about soaking since I think that's mostly a Utah thing, but I do know that is very against what we believe and teach. Was actually very shocked when I first heard about it because it seems so far away from what is taught and how things are doctrinaly! Basically it's no sexual contact of any nature outside of marriage is the simplest way of putting it. Soaking is very much a sexual act, so it is very against what we'd believe!
As a former smoker that quit using vapes, I don't see as much of a problem with them if they're used that way. The current trend of flavors targeted at kids and wasting good lithium batteries is my biggest issue with it.
For a while I thought I was cispolitical, but then you grow up and became political-curious in my teens, and then the inevitable happened and the egg cracked. I am now transpolitical. The worst part is neither politics will accept me.
Zyns are basically the same as nicotine gum. It's just nicotine, no tobacco. Drinking is 100% more harmful than that. My grandma used to smoke back in the 60's and 70's and she's been chewing nicotine gum since, she's turning 82 this year.
"What grown ass adult is buying fruit flavored vape because they like the nicotine" the same grown ass adult drinking 6 vodka redbulls
*Will saying kids are smart
*Kevin advocating for more government oversight
Is it backwards day?
Back door scientist
Battery tools make life much easier in Australia on worksites
This was great just like the first episodes (I miss talking about taxes)
Black out drunk is genuinely insane, I’ve woken up in jail before with no idea how I got there
Will thank your stars you’ve never been blacked
Quitting cigarettes is easy.
Wow, the Rectoanal inhibitory reflex is fascinating! I never knew how that worked - to be honest, I never thought about it :D
GUYS WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME OPEN SAUCE ALREADY HAPPENED!?!?
Just kidding. I'm not financially stable enough to go on vacations lol
Love you guys
denatonium benzoate vape flavor would go crazy
Soaking is just offline Mario party now
With death I don't consider medical death as dying. To me death is no neural activity, done, brain off. All our first hand accounts of death are a stopped heart but that's not the true experience of death, like Alan's saying, true death is probably wild
did they talk about open sauce in the podcast, if yes link the time stamp
This was definitely recorded about two weeks before Open Sauce. They are all still sleeping in the afterglow of Open Sauce.
27:09 "Ki"'s for keys.
Created during the Communist times, but still existent "milk bars" (bar mleczny) are cafeterias that provide government-subsidised food that is cheap, nutritious, traditional (i.e. it is what people expect the local food to be) and taste-wise it's a preference, but consensus is that there are "no complaints".
Omg, dreams when you pass out are wild. I've fainted before and it felt like I was asleep for an hour and I had vived, really really weird dreams.
Same things happens if you g-lock in an aircraft or simulator, you get wild dreams and come back flailing half the time
In n' out is my first stop every time I go to CA.