Annoying customers after closing time - In and Out

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  • čas přidán 3. 11. 2019
  • Alan finds it very annoying when customers come in after closing time... but Ben knows what he wants. He'll just be in and out!
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  • @defianceclipz2027
    @defianceclipz2027 Před rokem +1996

    As a retail worker, I approve this message.

    • @sgtjohnson
      @sgtjohnson Před rokem +67

      As a restaurant employee I too approve it.
      “Oh I’m just gonna order 1 thing and leave”
      Ya… so we’d have to turn the equipment back on, wait for it to get back up to temperature, cook your meal, clear, and clean your table and dishes and lock up”

    • @69k_gold
      @69k_gold Před rokem +7

      @@sgtjohnson Agree with restaurants and fast food joints but most other retail stores don't lose anything from 5 mins of extra sale. After all there's not a single store that opens at 9AM sharp

    • @kikidevine694
      @kikidevine694 Před rokem +11

      As a sex worker I approve this message

    • @SingingSealRiana
      @SingingSealRiana Před rokem +35

      ​@@69k_gold how about the people working there not getting payed for staying longer for your entitlement to disregard their working hours? If they are the oner and ifer, that's one thing, but keeping some poor sod keeping them from closing the store is just disrespectful and unfair. Maybe they have kids that wait for them, bay e they had to argue with shitty customers the whole day long and just really want to go home, maybe you keeping them means they do not get everything done and get in truble with their boss over it. When a store is open or not usually has very regular time windows, it's not that hard to plan
      Those people have life's too and they do not owe you!

    • @LayllasLocker
      @LayllasLocker Před rokem +5

      As a non retail worker I approve this message! :D

  • @dumpster9048
    @dumpster9048 Před 3 lety +5352

    *”The store is now closed, please exit the building”*
    New objective: _survive_

  • @hoborg98
    @hoborg98 Před rokem +1138

    After everything that happens to Alan in the various series, it is just so *satisfying* to watch him finally snap.

    • @JD-mf6kf
      @JD-mf6kf Před rokem +34

      This is the moment Alan developed dissociative personality disorder 😂

    • @MrBooNeal
      @MrBooNeal Před rokem +13

      Ikr It felt good

    • @karzhala5242
      @karzhala5242 Před 10 měsíci +11

      ​@@JD-mf6kfhe was possessed by Rodney.
      He was just like: WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN HERE?

    • @GLITTER_GUTS
      @GLITTER_GUTS Před 9 měsíci +1

      @@JD-mf6kfyou deserved more likes man

    • @InvisiblerApple
      @InvisiblerApple Před 5 měsíci +1

      He snaps all the time. And I am here for it :P

  • @joegarza7220
    @joegarza7220 Před 3 lety +1051

    The fact that his accent went from Kiwi to bloody English was fantastic.
    😂😂😂😂😂

    • @starryhill6257
      @starryhill6257 Před rokem +49

      It sounds like the voice of Moriaty from Sherlock Holmes when he said "It's much too late for that."
      Terrifying 😅

    • @isfet5730
      @isfet5730 Před 10 měsíci +8

      Bro sounded like that one guy from Firelink Shrine for a second there. I forgot the name.

    • @NonsensicalSpudz
      @NonsensicalSpudz Před 9 měsíci

      thats exactly what its like moriaty@@starryhill6257

  • @Lonewolf22493
    @Lonewolf22493 Před 4 lety +5180

    His accent when he snapped was great. I'm dying here 😂

    • @kevin9681
      @kevin9681 Před 4 lety +99

      Really happy that He snapped!!! Finally

    • @whatsnext8548
      @whatsnext8548 Před 4 lety +65

      I felt it was a tribute/reference to Moriarty in BBC:s Sherlock Holmes. :)

    • @Hiyorin871
      @Hiyorin871 Před 4 lety +16

      @@whatsnext8548 he sounded like jason statham to me 😂

    • @M3RS.
      @M3RS. Před 4 lety +93

      It kind of sounds like that garlic farmer in some game...

    • @alienkidable
      @alienkidable Před 4 lety +27

      I love it when ever he snaps in videos 😂😂

  • @ThisisKyle
    @ThisisKyle Před 3 lety +6234

    I see nothing wrong here, just a man protecting his store from a violent criminal

  • @ashakydd1
    @ashakydd1 Před 3 lety +698

    Having worked retail, I 100% endorse this.

    • @7HatimF16
      @7HatimF16 Před rokem +5

      You endorse murder wow

    • @mindcontrol33
      @mindcontrol33 Před rokem +17

      @@7HatimF16 yes, a 100% murder

    • @7HatimF16
      @7HatimF16 Před rokem

      @@mindcontrol33 انت من وين ؟

    • @fishermanbaelin4236
      @fishermanbaelin4236 Před rokem +5

      @@7HatimF16 is it wrong with murder? Why can we eat potatoes then?

    • @7HatimF16
      @7HatimF16 Před rokem +1

      @@fishermanbaelin4236 your not making any sense

  • @BoJittins
    @BoJittins Před 2 lety +264

    This is by far the funniest video I've seen from you guys. "Uuhhhm, yeah actually I'll prolly- probably just leave" I died when Ben realized he fucked up. Alan's performance is absolutely amazing in this. He turned into a hostile NPC when a player trespasses and it's absolutely beautiful.

    • @shadowsteed15
      @shadowsteed15 Před rokem +10

      He should have said: You’re not supposed to be in here. 😂

    • @Sephiroth144
      @Sephiroth144 Před rokem +3

      And Ben died shortly thereafter

  • @theeliteproxy4999
    @theeliteproxy4999 Před 4 lety +5821

    I just realized this but, Allan is really good at playing a "snapped" role, Adam at a terrified role, Rowan at a jerk role, and Ben at a bastard role. They are all so friggn talented. They deserve more attention

    • @minekonekoni
      @minekonekoni Před 4 lety +48

      Very true

    • @narcleptik
      @narcleptik Před 4 lety +18

      So true

    • @nickycorcmusic
      @nickycorcmusic Před 4 lety +98

      Yeah they should become professional actors, I would love to see them in actual movies

    • @Justaguywithglassesok
      @Justaguywithglassesok Před 4 lety +80

      @@nickycorcmusic rowan was in a shortclip of Avatar, front row with all the militaries

    • @notbrandon2888
      @notbrandon2888 Před 4 lety +87

      Grim Reaper Bros Rowan is an audience member in the front row during a speech by the Colonel in the movie Avatar. Obviously it’s not a big deal but i paused the movie when watching it a couple weeks ago like wait wtf is that Rowan?😂

  • @andomaurice8646
    @andomaurice8646 Před 3 lety +2601

    Love it when Alan's "Psycho Mode" is activated. He did it too in one of Epic NPC Man episodes where he snapped after being skipped by a player

  • @brettmiller7105
    @brettmiller7105 Před 6 měsíci +88

    Been working retail my whole life. This is exactly how I feel every night 😂 I love this video

    • @seraphwithatank6535
      @seraphwithatank6535 Před 4 měsíci +2

      We think of it as "don't have to be nice after the store is CLOSED"

    • @brettmiller7105
      @brettmiller7105 Před 4 měsíci +3

      Haha exactly. Customer service is switched off during closing

  • @shinyshinx789
    @shinyshinx789 Před 3 lety +2418

    Officer: Why did you kill the man?
    Alan: He was robbing my store.
    Officer: Understandable, have a great day.

    • @MrDalisclock
      @MrDalisclock Před 3 lety +109

      He wanted a mac for gaming

    • @CaveyMoth
      @CaveyMoth Před 3 lety +32

      You need to use magic to kill customers like this. That way it doesn't cause a scene.

    • @Meier8Link
      @Meier8Link Před 3 lety

      uh-ah

    • @DgardsGaming
      @DgardsGaming Před 2 lety +34

      @@MrDalisclock officer: *fires rounds into corpse*

    • @benjaminthibieroz4155
      @benjaminthibieroz4155 Před 2 lety +13

      Alan: I needed to practise the sword
      Officer: Fair enough. Keep up the good work man!

  • @Xarcolt
    @Xarcolt Před 4 lety +1161

    I quite enjoy this newfound unpredictability of Alan 😂

    • @epheros9660
      @epheros9660 Před 4 lety +39

      This is the much needed character development for garlic man.

    • @brypm23
      @brypm23 Před 4 lety

      Quit not quite

    • @shadowdagon7358
      @shadowdagon7358 Před 4 lety +23

      @@brypm23 I have a feeling that you could just maybe possibly be wrong

    • @brypm23
      @brypm23 Před 4 lety +2

      @@shadowdagon7358 possibly

    • @brypm23
      @brypm23 Před 4 lety +16

      @@shadowdagon7358 DAMNNNNNN I'm dumb af... it's quite he was right

  • @meechdash7934
    @meechdash7934 Před 4 lety +2172

    “Sorry we just closed man”
    “Totally..totally...but are u open though?”😂

    • @mansibchowdhury5179
      @mansibchowdhury5179 Před 4 lety +12

      Aaaah noo..

    • @sieevansetiawan4792
      @sieevansetiawan4792 Před 4 lety +11

      Actually any set can be open and closed at same time. In any metric space (X, d), X is open and closed at same time. The same applies with empty set.

    • @oLastJedio
      @oLastJedio Před 4 lety +71

      as someone who works in a store.... thats actually what people say, for real - they really do

    • @patrickkenyon2326
      @patrickkenyon2326 Před 4 lety +25

      @@oLastJedio I had someone show up at the Clinic, an hour after closing. No cars in the parking lot. No one in the lobby, just a uniformed security officer.
      "Are you open?" No. "Are you sure?" Do you see the empty employee parking lot?

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      @The_M2023 Před 4 lety

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  • @JallyBeez
    @JallyBeez Před rokem +79

    Every sales assistant thoughts, once it's says "we're closed", it's for the customer safety 🤣

  • @wingedblaze5985
    @wingedblaze5985 Před 3 lety +129

    100%! My mom used to work as a hair stylist and customers would always come in at literally 1 minute before closing and request a 30 minute hairstyle and go “Oh thank goodness I made it just in time!”

    • @HamzaSajid123
      @HamzaSajid123 Před 2 lety +18

      The sheer audacity to say "I made it just in time" after delaying it for 30 mins is hilarious 😂😂😂😂

    • @xarim4769
      @xarim4769 Před 2 lety +8

      I did it once and they kicked me out 😂

    • @PDXpackrat
      @PDXpackrat Před 2 lety +4

      Depends on the stylist and how hungry they are. My daughter got a stylist that set up a 6pm appt (which was their closing time). Three hours later they were finally done. I personally don’t understand it, but I guess she wanted one more job for the night. Come to find out she was also an airline stewardess, balanced two jobs. So yeah, probably the difference between millennials and GenZ

    • @maximilian2843
      @maximilian2843 Před rokem

      You can just walk in and get a haircut without an appointment?

    • @wingedblaze5985
      @wingedblaze5985 Před rokem

      @@maximilian2843 yeah, she worked at great clips

  • @AKAScooter
    @AKAScooter Před 4 lety +718

    I love Alan’s “episodes” where he breaks from reality.

    • @Trol0lvl
      @Trol0lvl Před 4 lety +25

      God, he is good at been crazy!

    • @Tragicide
      @Tragicide Před 4 lety +4

      This is the weirdest fuckin burger joint I’ve ever seen. What kinda burger joint sells gamer gear?

    • @bmarkx2595
      @bmarkx2595 Před 4 lety +1

      Alan is a looser, everyone got a chance to kiss a hot girl (kind of hot in case of ellie) but alan never.

    • @flippingforprofit
      @flippingforprofit Před 4 lety +1

      Is there a list of episodes that he does this? It's my favorite.

    • @mhDarkWolf
      @mhDarkWolf Před 4 lety +1

      I think the spirit of the white shirt planted a seed in him and it's growing.

  • @aforerunner1773
    @aforerunner1773 Před 4 lety +861

    “Oh no no it’s much too late for that”
    I’m laugh way to hard at that

  • @user-iq5cf2cp7t
    @user-iq5cf2cp7t Před rokem +73

    It's the Alan's third murder in a timeline!

    • @notblocked
      @notblocked Před rokem +6

      4th

    • @DuckStrider
      @DuckStrider Před rokem +4

      There are
      1. The Byron robber that wanted a Mac to play games, but he could have lived.
      2. Adam employee that chew loudly.
      The human body shaped package that turned out to be human body shaped packed items doesn't count.
      3. This one
      Did we miss anything ?

    • @notblocked
      @notblocked Před rokem

      @@DuckStrider the robber in one of the Reddit ones

    • @DuckStrider
      @DuckStrider Před rokem +1

      @@notblocked I forgot about that one. But it is also unclear if they were killed or just unconscious or if they were taken down by Rowan instead of Alan. So the potential count goes up by 2 and we have: 2 certain (non canon?) kills , Adam and Ben, and three potential kills the other three cases

    • @user-iq5cf2cp7t
      @user-iq5cf2cp7t Před rokem +5

      @@DuckStrider we did. We missed that friend of Alan that have found the white shirt

  • @fuckel98
    @fuckel98 Před rokem +25

    To this day this is one of my top 5 Viva skits. Alan snapping is amazing, they are all amazing actors but Alan really full sends it when he plays crazy lol

    • @Kastor0311
      @Kastor0311 Před rokem +3

      This one and the other pubg one where Alan snaps because he's jealous of Ben's outfit and kills him. My two favorites

    • @fuckel98
      @fuckel98 Před rokem +1

      @@Kastor0311 oh i agree whole-heartedly :)

  • @mizeromni
    @mizeromni Před 4 lety +160

    I love when Alan snaps. He has the out of it psychopath look down pat.

  • @synlong523
    @synlong523 Před 4 lety +2018

    Ben’s acting’s so good I actually freaking hate him.

  • @nickslens
    @nickslens Před 3 lety +151

    As a retail sales worker I feel this episode on a very deep level.

  • @jonr269
    @jonr269 Před 3 lety +79

    Had this happen with 2 customers many years ago at a resturant I worked at. They would always show up on the same night 10 mins before we closed to sit down and eat. And then slowly eat and hold up the 3 staff members for over an hour. Then tip the waitress 2$ on top of it. I eventually told the owner that she was loosing money after paying the workers for that hour and the customers only buy some cheap items on the menu.
    Owner didn’t care thought it was good business(the business went under a year later). Eventually I got sick of it and started locking the doors 5 mins early those nights since there was never anyone there at that time and those 2 customers got pissed and eventually stopped showing up.
    Look Im ok if you come to a resturant alittle late and you get your order to go or if you were to tip the waitress big I’m good with that also. But it’s extremely rude and disrespectful to hold everyone up from being able to go home so you can sit down and chit chat for an hour and then not to give tip the waitress anything on top of it.

    • @jamoecw
      @jamoecw Před rokem +3

      this stuff used to be a bit different back when people lived where they worked and everything was small business. my grandfather for a time lived above his store, and when someone came by after hours he would open up for them since the 5% was pretty much the same no matter the hours as he wasn't paying staff for that time. once you have staff then you have expense that needs to be paid for during that extra time, and sometimes the law will require overtime as well. it even sucks for the workers as that means less time at home, and with the commute they might not be able to get done what they need to, so the extra money isn't worth it. understanding when and why it is worth it is how you actually keep a business afloat, and that is why in the past it (pre 1900s) was much easier for people to keep businesses going (they started working at 12 to 14 and had to understand the economics of things since businesses were much smaller and they tended to be involved in their running of them).

    • @Rex_Nichts
      @Rex_Nichts Před rokem

      Maybe they go home at that time and can't be bothered to cook for themselves when they could just eat outside and just needs to sleep when home.

    • @jamoecw
      @jamoecw Před rokem +9

      @@Rex_Nichts take the food to go then.

    • @kikidevine694
      @kikidevine694 Před rokem

      Same with going to a hotel bar, ordering a lemonade and then taking five hours to drink it

    • @Erowens98
      @Erowens98 Před rokem +3

      Where ive worked, we stop accepting orders 30m before closing.

  • @burzum6191
    @burzum6191 Před 4 lety +389

    Hands down best Bored episode. Favorite quote is : "Hahah, no huh humph, it's much too late for that..."

    • @yellowstonegaming
      @yellowstonegaming Před 4 lety +2

      Nah definitely the best episode imho..such an unexpected twist with great acting.

    • @LordZordid
      @LordZordid Před 4 lety

      I bet you can't remember what you did yesterday.

  • @Lord_Neko_
    @Lord_Neko_ Před 3 lety +538

    "no0o, It's much too late for that!" Absolutely lost it at this point, that was priceless XD

    • @NightLancerX
      @NightLancerX Před rokem +9

      Some people should be taught that they can't escape with everything they do :]

  • @martines2956
    @martines2956 Před 3 lety +14

    When Alan turns on his "nod if you understand" mode

  • @rangopistacho6928
    @rangopistacho6928 Před rokem +15

    I just love how alan completley flips the script and turns into the hunter in an instant just through the way he acts alone

  • @TheZnarfquad
    @TheZnarfquad Před 4 lety +786

    Serial killer Alan is seriously the most entertaining thing.

  • @jamesorlong
    @jamesorlong Před 4 lety +4281

    I like how Alan's voice gets more and more British as he gets more and more deranged. lol

    • @josephharrison8354
      @josephharrison8354 Před 4 lety +152

      Well, we are the mothers of insanity in this decade.

    • @MrScorpionov
      @MrScorpionov Před 4 lety +61

      @@josephharrison8354 indeed they make the best villians

    • @josephharrison8354
      @josephharrison8354 Před 4 lety +29

      @@MrScorpionov It's mostly the Americans who think that, for reasons I've never been able to fathom.

    • @AlustorMorbus
      @AlustorMorbus Před 4 lety +86

      @@josephharrison8354 the british are the villains of our past.

    • @jakeedgell591
      @jakeedgell591 Před 4 lety +9

      @@AlustorMorbus LMAO

  • @joshcanttakeajoke2853
    @joshcanttakeajoke2853 Před 3 lety +12

    I LOVE the change in voice when Alan split personality comes out. Very convincing crazy person, I'm not even sure its acting at this point.

  • @jordanfelt5978
    @jordanfelt5978 Před 8 měsíci +6

    I know this video is a little bit older but holy shit is this a classic. Alan is an incredibly skilled actor. The fact that he is able to completely change the inflection of his voice as he clearly becomes more "deranged" is proof of that.
    "No, no, it's much too late for that" is so different from his regular voice that it seems like a totally different person. And it really ties the whole skit together with that one line.

  • @0zz1k5
    @0zz1k5 Před 4 lety +593

    ben:''' I'll just leave then..."
    Alan: "Oh, it's much too late for that....." brilliant

  • @whatsup1439
    @whatsup1439 Před 4 lety +785

    I love it when Alan snaps. He has this innocent tone but does something the exact opposite. Same with the NPC.

    • @FahadBashir
      @FahadBashir Před 3 lety +35

      Nod if you get the reference

    • @bnn366
      @bnn366 Před 3 lety +13

      @@FahadBashir ok man ok man (nods)!!

    • @fishlivesmatter
      @fishlivesmatter Před 3 lety +6

      just dont skip his dialog if his giving you tasks

    • @arctic_shadow578
      @arctic_shadow578 Před 3 lety +3

      @@FahadBashir *nods

    • @Pattmore
      @Pattmore Před 2 lety +4

      @@arctic_shadow578 good..good…now your going to find
      My long lost imaginary
      Girlfriend…nod if you understand…

  • @Skylikesavation
    @Skylikesavation Před rokem +9

    Alan was much more patient than I would have been

  • @swiftrian
    @swiftrian Před 3 lety +19

    My favorite excuse always was "Sorry, I can't turn the registers back on after we End Of Day, corporate locks us out."

  • @CapREX77
    @CapREX77 Před 4 lety +2228

    We need more Psycho Alan episodes. 😂 Lol actually an entire horror series on Psycho Alan would be fantastic.

    • @joshbolton2711
      @joshbolton2711 Před 3 lety +51

      He needs to snap on Rowan more. Even if only in a dream.

    • @PurpleTomDayR
      @PurpleTomDayR Před 3 lety +48

      He literally murdered Adam in one of the skits because he was eating chips loudly. I think he can snap at Rowan

    • @joge961
      @joge961 Před 3 lety +12

      Fuck. Now i want it.

    • @vvangelstar8076
      @vvangelstar8076 Před 3 lety +6

      Yes please!!!

    • @dillonesteban7930
      @dillonesteban7930 Před 3 lety

      Up

  • @GuitarGod94XxXx
    @GuitarGod94XxXx Před 3 lety +1025

    I did this once when i used to closed for this grocery store. She told me it was just a few thing, preceed to grab a cart and literally fill it to the top. I said, that's a lot more than just a few things and she said "well i kind of remembered some other stuff i needed." I will never do this again for another person.

    • @_depRaven
      @_depRaven Před 3 lety +51

      the worst part is that at that point its faster to let them buy their stuff than to restock all of the items in the cart so they’ll not have any consequences for being a dick…

    • @robertnett9793
      @robertnett9793 Před 3 lety +187

      You killed her with a sword? I mean... I can totally understand that. But Maan you've done of what any other retail worker only can dream of...

    • @Tantalus010
      @Tantalus010 Před 2 lety +35

      On top of that, what if someone else happens by and sees a customer in the store? They're going to assume you're still open. Happened to me all the time when I was a teenager and worked at McDonald's. We'd get some asshole who'd pull into the drive thru 2 minutes before closing time but wouldn't know what they wanted, and would end up taking 8 minutes just to order. Meanwhile, because they saw a car at the order box and assumed we were still open, four more cars would pull in line behind them. Try telling any of them that you're sorry but you just closed and they'd just give you an earful about _their_ wasted time, or they'd lie and say they got in line before your closing time and demand service.

    • @CristianValenzuela2155
      @CristianValenzuela2155 Před 2 lety +8

      Had same experience

    • @theajibanimator9518
      @theajibanimator9518 Před 2 lety +1

      It's a Joke right

  • @antoinelachapelle3405
    @antoinelachapelle3405 Před rokem +75

    Me finding VLDL :
    In, watch, out !
    Me discovering their channelful of talent :
    No sorry I'm just browsing *watches the 4hour supercut*

  • @pennclick
    @pennclick Před rokem +13

    “He was trespassing and you up and killed him? Who made you judge, jury and executioner?”
    “Uh, he also said he games on a Mac.”
    “You’re free to go.”

  • @JohnW-yv6yp
    @JohnW-yv6yp Před 4 lety +344

    “We’re closed, and you’re not to be in here. Nod if you understand!”

  • @jaybryant4439
    @jaybryant4439 Před 4 lety +1063

    "You must be a MUGGER!" Missed opportunity IMO

  • @TexasGTO
    @TexasGTO Před 2 lety +1

    This got very Key and Peele there at the end lol 😂🤣

  • @latenightlogic
    @latenightlogic Před 9 měsíci +1

    I was almost about to turn that off it was so frustrating… before the plot shift. This is my all time favourite sketch of theirs.

  • @luisttriolet8876
    @luisttriolet8876 Před 3 lety +966

    “Sorry. The registers have been shut down already. We can’t take any more transactions.” That’s what you say. Hahahaha

    • @dendroxden440
      @dendroxden440 Před 3 lety +71

      Then the customer responds with "but can't you start the registers back up?"

    • @armingips6907
      @armingips6907 Před 3 lety +61

      Or he says "there's no price tag on that article" and demands to get it for free.

    • @taco8951
      @taco8951 Před 3 lety +29

      Or they pull out the whole 'You have a pen and paper right? Just do it the old fashioned way"

    • @adrianmunoz7646
      @adrianmunoz7646 Před 3 lety +76

      @@dendroxden440 nope. If the register is closed then the End of Day report has been completed and archived. Sorry. The ink is now dry for today. You really have to come back another time 🤷🏻‍♂️

    • @WhatIsTheHeat
      @WhatIsTheHeat Před 3 lety +5

      "i'll just take it then"

  • @BrassBoyz1
    @BrassBoyz1 Před 4 lety +650

    This is what everyone in the service industry really feels like doing

    • @E.AllTheAbove
      @E.AllTheAbove Před 4 lety +7

      %100000000

    • @dagonofthedepths
      @dagonofthedepths Před 4 lety +8

      I might buy a sword now...…..

    • @BrassBoyz1
      @BrassBoyz1 Před 4 lety +3

      Robert Sterkeson god you’re a real piece of shit. I know it’s satire, but not good satire.

    • @TyD3e
      @TyD3e Před 4 lety

      I lost count of how many times I would've told him to fuck off and get out... Not that he would've got in

    • @Dandontlie
      @Dandontlie Před 4 lety

      THIS IS NEW BECOMING VILLIAN IN GOTHAM.
      "CLOSE MAN"

  • @aloysiusmaina2625
    @aloysiusmaina2625 Před rokem +1

    "You must be a robber... Fare thee well, Ben," 🤣😅

  • @IncrediPaulAZ
    @IncrediPaulAZ Před 2 lety +1

    That was SUCH a satisfying resolution! Love it!

  • @S1ipperyJim
    @S1ipperyJim Před 4 lety +2334

    "fare thee well Ben"

  • @jondoepro8031
    @jondoepro8031 Před 4 lety +752

    :Oh! I seem to have blacked out. Ah, well. I'm sure I did nothing out of character :)."

  • @SlothLinn
    @SlothLinn Před 10 měsíci +3

    After picking up the sword, Alan should've said to Ben "It'll be quick, just in & out..."

  • @josueorozcoaltamirano7101
    @josueorozcoaltamirano7101 Před 5 měsíci +4

    This was Ben's brother, he was murdered in Playtech, so Ben keeps comming seeking clues about his brother's fate.

  • @FLOODEDxOUT
    @FLOODEDxOUT Před 3 lety +667

    When Alan went to close the door after being called “loser” I know we all had the feeling shit was bout to get real

  • @LordBloodraven
    @LordBloodraven Před 4 lety +259

    I had an employee make the mistake of letting a 'customer' in after we'd locked the doors.
    He tried to steal a bunch of merchandise under his hoodie, but we'd locked the doors so he couldn't leave.
    When confronted, he tried to run for it and smashed his face against the door.
    He was handcuffed to a stretcher and taken to the ER for a broken nose and a detached retina. Fun times.

    • @Purpie_Slurpie
      @Purpie_Slurpie Před 4 lety +14

      sounds like he got what he deserved lmao

    • @HalfbreedTrini
      @HalfbreedTrini Před 4 lety +9

      Did He try to sue your store?

    • @fredriksvard2603
      @fredriksvard2603 Před 4 lety +2

      Lord Bloodraven lol

    • @RyuzakiReaper
      @RyuzakiReaper Před 4 lety +4

      Yeah I don't believe for a second that nonsense story. Nobody ever just runs in to a locked door and gets a "broken nose" and "detached retina" especially the "detached retina" part. If anything you more than likely kidnapped someone and beat them up. I would even go as far to say that you are part of a group that has extreme ideas that also just so happens to wear black all the time and hits people with pad locks and chains and you're just trying to justify your actions.

    • @Rathkryn
      @Rathkryn Před 4 lety +37

      @@RyuzakiReaper You should probably seek psychiatric help for those issues you've obviously got. I'm not sure what they're called, but they probably have a whole lot of syllables.

  • @hurstsichone5474
    @hurstsichone5474 Před 2 lety +2

    This was the first viva la dirt league video I ever watched, been hooked since

  • @Kbar303
    @Kbar303 Před 11 měsíci +1

    3:01 This is my favorite Alan moment. Pure gold!

  • @theforty2ndparadox622
    @theforty2ndparadox622 Před 4 lety +423

    "What do we do with robbers? We MUG EM'!!!"

  • @s87343jim
    @s87343jim Před 4 lety +344

    Things we have learnt:
    Don't skip dialougs and don't get into a store that is closed. XD

    • @stuartcote4915
      @stuartcote4915 Před 4 lety +2

      You might get Shanghaied and be forced to work there.

    • @xherdos400
      @xherdos400 Před 4 lety +2

      Infinite IKEA but different

    • @Sorkai341
      @Sorkai341 Před 4 lety

      hahahahap

    • @lewdpineapple8994
      @lewdpineapple8994 Před 4 lety +3

      And NEVER, NEVER give him the WHITE SHIRT! xD

    • @Dandontlie
      @Dandontlie Před 4 lety

      This is top 20 beginning of becoming villian.

  • @daphnegrass9579
    @daphnegrass9579 Před 2 lety +2

    Alan snapping is the best thing in the world!

  • @LostMercenary99
    @LostMercenary99 Před 2 lety +2

    Alan is living the dream right here

  • @Jdaotra1337
    @Jdaotra1337 Před 4 lety +321

    finally a clip where "the annoying customer" becomes the loser! feels so good to watch it hahaha

    • @jamesorlong
      @jamesorlong Před 4 lety +12

      You haven't seen the rules of the street one where the manager licks the annoying customer xD

    • @homerman76
      @homerman76 Před 4 lety +10

      @@jamesorlong I mean he loses when involved with Rowan, but this is Ben's first time losing to Alan :P

    • @SECCCC07
      @SECCCC07 Před 4 lety +6

      Jamil Daotra I got SO much satisfaction from this.

    • @sankarea5745
      @sankarea5745 Před 4 lety +3

      @@jamesorlong yeah remember about the monopoly cash episode? he did use jail break card to outwit the police officer.

  • @JustAZillennial
    @JustAZillennial Před 4 lety +1774

    Moral of the story: When the store is closed, go home.

  • @mathijsv1333
    @mathijsv1333 Před 2 lety +5

    This started as every storeworkers worst nightmare and ended in there biggest Dream.

  • @dieflamongos2680
    @dieflamongos2680 Před rokem +2

    I love Alans accent in this one - reminds me a lot of john cleese
    I hope there will be more of it in the future

  • @ozvuc
    @ozvuc Před 4 lety +785

    *Еxpectation: In-Buy-Out*
    *Reality: In-...............buuuuuy-died*

    • @user-rx4zk8um1f
      @user-rx4zk8um1f Před 4 lety

      хаахаа топ

    • @user-rs6jx5jf4f
      @user-rs6jx5jf4f Před 4 lety

      xd

    • @user-os6ls2nf4l
      @user-os6ls2nf4l Před 4 lety

      XD

    • @ActiveTerrorism
      @ActiveTerrorism Před 4 lety

      Xd

    • @The_M2023
      @The_M2023 Před 4 lety

      Aladdin’s “Speechless”:
      m.czcams.com/video/mre3B5iwFrk/video.html
      Total Drama Ezekiel:
      m.czcams.com/video/werD0BRSfvE/video.html
      Kim Possible’s Shego:
      m.czcams.com/video/IMu-GOjfTRw/video.html
      Carmen Sandiego and Waldo:
      m.czcams.com/video/NtbwlM74qng/video.html

  • @ActiveTerrorism
    @ActiveTerrorism Před 4 lety +416

    "my name is alan viva man, you killed my sanity . prepare to die"

  • @thejonjon5000
    @thejonjon5000 Před 2 lety +4

    We neeeeed a supermix of Alan’s psycho-characters.

  • @zacc0110
    @zacc0110 Před 4 měsíci +1

    Ben's face when he goes "in, buy, out; in, buy, out; IN, BUY, OUT"😂😂

  • @Onpointcarp
    @Onpointcarp Před 4 lety +628

    Elder scrolls:
    Shopkeeper: " please browse my wares"
    *time ticks over by one minute and the store closes*
    Shopkeeper draws sword, runs over right in your face..."you shouldn't be here.... guards!!"

  • @Shadowsong1029
    @Shadowsong1029 Před 4 lety +244

    “Just nod if you understand.”

  • @love2spooj878
    @love2spooj878 Před 3 lety +3

    Ben is my favourite in these videos 😂

  • @awkwardmonster
    @awkwardmonster Před 2 měsíci +1

    one of my all time fav skits from you guys!

  • @Gkitchens1
    @Gkitchens1 Před 4 lety +661

    "And then I beat the the customer to death, officer. I'm not even going to deny it."
    Officer: "Oh, you're free to go, I totally understand."

  • @Galya892011
    @Galya892011 Před 4 lety +626

    I was kinda expecting, that while this guy was roaming around a whole crowd of new customers would come in.

    • @BSCxXASHXx
      @BSCxXASHXx Před 3 lety +41

      This happens often

    • @Ky0Mii
      @Ky0Mii Před 3 lety +10

      Need more budget for that skit

    • @dawe964
      @dawe964 Před 3 lety +10

      Me too lol, that would had been so realistic

    • @PatrickRatman
      @PatrickRatman Před 3 lety +10

      My solution for people showing up on the last minute is lock the door behind them and let them out personally while my coworker handles the register. 10/10 would saltfarm late customers again.

    • @gameral_V
      @gameral_V Před 3 lety

      Me too

  • @JacobL228
    @JacobL228 Před 8 měsíci +1

    This is by far my favorite Alan moment of all time.

  • @mercuryvincent6796
    @mercuryvincent6796 Před 4 měsíci +2

    Why does Ben have this uncanny ability to just absolutely trigger me 😂

  • @rpviper666
    @rpviper666 Před 4 lety +252

    I actually let the customer in once like that, the same thing, she knew exactly what she wanted, and then got pissy when I didn't let her try on things.
    And the cherry on top of the cake, she complained I was too slow scanning her stuff in, I can't believe what I was hearing.

    • @battlekitten4188
      @battlekitten4188 Před 3 lety +21

      Yea that actually sounds right to me. Especially it being a bitch. A man might actually be in and out but a woman. It is like they go out of their way to talk shit to people who work as shithold corps

    • @trashygamesyt
      @trashygamesyt Před 3 lety +27

      Should've taken out the sword

    • @Squidbush8563
      @Squidbush8563 Před 3 lety +36

      I always loved being able to say "come back tomorrow" to those types that showed up seconds after closing and threaten to call the owner and have me fired. I owned the business and took great joy blacklisting anyone that pulled the "I know the owner" crap.

    • @bamethyst2148
      @bamethyst2148 Před 3 lety +10

      @@Squidbush8563 just embarrass the hell out of them by saying "I am the owner"

    • @Gnarlf
      @Gnarlf Před 3 lety +1

      Yeah they like to do that. You often get some parts of this, but once every full moon someone combines all those unholy characteristics.

  • @cyin974
    @cyin974 Před 4 lety +220

    Fair theeee well Ben~
    Fair theeee well Ben~
    Hey, hey, hey,
    GOOOODBYE BEN~

    • @Kurozzz
      @Kurozzz Před 4 lety +1

      How the fuck he knew the name of that customer!!?

    • @ShatteredSkiez
      @ShatteredSkiez Před 4 lety +11

      @@Kurozzz Customer said it when Alan snapped and closed the gate.

    • @ShaspioBorderwolf
      @ShaspioBorderwolf Před 4 lety +4

      @@Kurozzz
      Ben is a regular nuisance customer. And it seems they've finally had enough of his shit.

    • @Zack_Zander
      @Zack_Zander Před 4 lety +1

      Shaspio Borderwolf
      I think it’s just Alan who has enough of Ben’s shit

    • @Zack_Zander
      @Zack_Zander Před 4 lety

      Mamzzz Haque
      3:39
      Make sure you watch the video

  • @desnake9709
    @desnake9709 Před 3 lety +3

    The dark twist is awesome, this doesn't get old

  • @SuperSenshi
    @SuperSenshi Před 3 měsíci +2

    That's when you grab 'em by the scruff and by the seat and then YEET!
    In, Buy, Out? Nah, more like Scruff, Seat, Yeet! XD

  • @michaeljacobs1186
    @michaeljacobs1186 Před 4 lety +139

    The gazing death stare when he says “we’re closed” when he snapped killed me

  • @spaceracer23
    @spaceracer23 Před 4 lety +2170

    repeat after me:
    "Sorry, the cash registers are running a software update and we wont be able to process transactions until tomorrow morning."

    • @keltewilli
      @keltewilli Před 4 lety +248

      Just say you already closed the Register and you just arent able anymore to use it. Works 99 percent of the time. The Update things sounds strange.

    • @Karlandra
      @Karlandra Před 4 lety +42

      Doesn't work, they reply saying they have cash, and then they don't or they don't have thr right cash.

    • @keltewilli
      @keltewilli Před 4 lety +4

      @@Karlandra
      I am confused what so you mean?

    • @szymonpiechowski7073
      @szymonpiechowski7073 Před 4 lety

      Lies

    • @Pattoe
      @Pattoe Před 4 lety +36

      Similar in a call centre. 'my apologies but the account system is going through its daily backup due to it being after office hours, if there's any general enquiries I'll do my best to answer but anything in depth I'll call you first thing in the morning.'

  • @mariogomez2153
    @mariogomez2153 Před rokem +10

    loved the plot twist!!! 😃

  • @oliversherman2414
    @oliversherman2414 Před rokem

    I love your channel keep up the great stuff!!

  • @PaleGhost69
    @PaleGhost69 Před 4 lety +32

    3:07 is the most relatable part of this video when you work retail.

  • @maetheron1160
    @maetheron1160 Před 3 lety +79

    3:55
    That's basically the introduction to a bossfight and Alan nailed it 👌

    • @Crash_Knight
      @Crash_Knight Před 2 lety +2

      Giving off real I DONT ALLOW VANDALISM IN MY STOOOOOOOOOOOREEEE energy

    • @maetheron1160
      @maetheron1160 Před 2 lety +2

      @@Crash_Knight
      THIS IS MY STOOOOOOOOOOORE
      ..
      .
      .
      .
      .
      CLEAN UP! REGISTER SIX!

  • @kaingakaripa2492
    @kaingakaripa2492 Před rokem +1

    I can't believe I'm just watching this now. It's gotta be the best one out there.

  • @martydespot
    @martydespot Před rokem +11

    A warning to all the late customers, when the store is closing, it really is closed, the cash machine is null for the day, so it can't be turned on again. When we say we're closed, we ARE closed. I hate when someone remembers at the end of the day that he needs something and you basically can't cater to his needs. I would definitely use a gun, but a sword turned out to be a much classier way out of the situation 🤣

  • @MrXennhorn
    @MrXennhorn Před 4 lety +241

    Had a situation similar to this myself, had the store all closed up, lights off and about to leave exit from backroom to see a "customer" browsing, I was like 'ahh buddy we're closed" ... he tried to rebuttle with 'the customer is always right ... " .. so I simply replied with .. well the store is closed and im locking up so your quite welcome to inform the police how your in the 'right' being inside a locked store..

    • @armvex
      @armvex Před 4 lety +30

      Go on....

    • @mithrandirsilvertongue1406
      @mithrandirsilvertongue1406 Před 4 lety +10

      MrXennhorn finish the story please

    • @Greedman
      @Greedman Před 4 lety +7

      But how did he get inside, if you were gonna leave through the backroom?

    • @HaydenLau.
      @HaydenLau. Před 4 lety +44

      The customer is always right but unfortunately the store's closed and you're no longer a customer

    • @Jake12220
      @Jake12220 Před 4 lety +24

      @Tyler Vincent l used to have to lock up a supermarket, you got customers like that from time to time, completely ignoring all the closing warnings and doors. Eventually you have to escort them out, generally without anything they hadn't yet bought and with them screaming about stupid shit. Seriously though, we gave plenty of warning the place was closing so l had stuff all sympathy for them.

  • @kevinb314
    @kevinb314 Před 4 lety +210

    I could see Rowan showing up and just pissed that there's blood on Play Tech products, with no mind that Allen snapped and murdered someone with a sword haha

    • @versuzzero5335
      @versuzzero5335 Před 4 lety +9

      I missed the times when they were accomplices in those kinds of things.

    • @just4fun607
      @just4fun607 Před 4 lety +3

      Hu hah

    • @levrawonline
      @levrawonline Před 4 lety +3

      @1 Gladiator "Unbelievable!" *walks away*

  • @ryantucholsky882
    @ryantucholsky882 Před 2 lety +3

    This is definitely my favorite. Cracks me up every time 😅

  • @Kim-kb2ky
    @Kim-kb2ky Před 2 lety +2

    This has to be one of my favorite episodes lol 😂

  • @Chrishy_Art
    @Chrishy_Art Před 4 lety +42

    Psycho Alan is literally the funniest thing ever xD

  • @juzzfuzz0
    @juzzfuzz0 Před 4 lety +36

    This is the kind of Shutter Island twist we've all been waiting for!

  • @flowercauli3320
    @flowercauli3320 Před 3 lety +2

    Some legendary moments are produced when Alan goes into trance.🔥🔥

  • @kristianyoung990
    @kristianyoung990 Před 2 lety +1

    By far one of my most favorite VLDL videos. I love watching Alan lose it

  • @king_kiff3969
    @king_kiff3969 Před 4 lety +69

    I literally had this guy tonight... 10 minutes after the doors where locked he was still walking back and forth down the isles aimlessly.

    • @3DMasterST
      @3DMasterST Před 4 lety

      Sounds like Alzheimer's

    • @ConfirmedCynic
      @ConfirmedCynic Před 4 lety +2

      What if he had offered to slip you a twenty for the inconvenience? Would that have put things right?

    • @viveka2994
      @viveka2994 Před 4 lety +9

      @@ConfirmedCynic IT WAS YOU WASNT IT?

    • @Zamolxes77
      @Zamolxes77 Před 4 lety +1

      @@ConfirmedCynic Does THAT ever happens ?? EVER ?

    • @charliebrown2809
      @charliebrown2809 Před 4 lety

      @Brown Turd most places won't give overtime, if you're closed your not getting paid at all

  • @youngus
    @youngus Před 4 lety +84

    I cannot express how much I love and appreciate Alan's insanity. On another note, now I understand why real life serial killers have fans :o lol

    • @ariedeberuchtebouwmanbevru1957
      @ariedeberuchtebouwmanbevru1957 Před 4 lety +2

      and it will be considerd legal as the customer was there after closing time making him a "Robber" untill they watch CCTV cameras and see it was a murder

  • @michaelhujsak7370
    @michaelhujsak7370 Před 5 měsíci

    We need way more of these ‘Alan’s circuits have been tripped’ videos. Plz, more of these!

  • @EnterJester
    @EnterJester Před 2 lety +2

    "are you open?"
    "No, read the sign"
    "Can I get Krabby patty?"