Happy's Humble Burger Barn

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  • čas přidán 4. 05. 2020
  • Welcome to Happy's Humble Burger Barn! Home of the home fries and Humble Burger Deluxe! You'll be treated like family here! A really really really close, well behaved, and orderly family! Don't look at the cow...
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Komentáře • 8K

  • @tokyoto7247
    @tokyoto7247 Před 4 lety +3308

    ah yes, I too t-pose in front of the counter awaiting my happy deluxe and salmon nuggets

    • @SovietChild_13
      @SovietChild_13 Před 3 lety +55

      Hey can you move i need fries salmon nuggets shake cold drink and a HAPPY HUMBLE BURGER SO LEAVE BEFORE I DAB 🌍🌈🌟🌈🌎☄️💥🔥🌏

    • @emilykins008
      @emilykins008 Před 3 lety +12

      Willodi Lloboy wtf

    • @robertflippo5999
      @robertflippo5999 Před 3 lety +66

      I plank on the counter till they give me my stuff.

    • @Astridinomical
      @Astridinomical Před 3 lety +11

      I want my Fries pls move

    • @probablydeadinside7877
      @probablydeadinside7877 Před 3 lety +35

      personally, i phase in and out of this plane of reality while i wait for my meal

  • @god-rj5wf
    @god-rj5wf Před 3 lety +3619

    The real horror is that you, a single employee, is expected to run a McDonalds-style business all on your own with multiple customers on the way as soon as the Open sign is on.

    • @solarprince8139
      @solarprince8139 Před 2 lety +13

      You deserve another like. HOWEVER im gonna lave it at 666

    • @andrewfox1515
      @andrewfox1515 Před 2 lety +24

      An unfortunate reality that all too many 3rd shift fast food workers experience, myself included. F McDonald's and Burger King and Hardee's for doing that to me...

    • @Neolynx19
      @Neolynx19 Před 2 lety +5

      Sounds like a day at Hardee's

    • @themalaysianguy6603
      @themalaysianguy6603 Před rokem +1

      @@Neolynx19 name checks out.

    • @LonelyWolf-ij4xz
      @LonelyWolf-ij4xz Před rokem +2

      I work at wendys at 6 am like that

  • @notasovietspytrustme4392
    @notasovietspytrustme4392 Před 3 lety +2233

    “That’ll be $2.25”
    *hands him 2 100 dollar bills
    *Muney*

    • @yeetusdeletus4355
      @yeetusdeletus4355 Před 2 lety +16

      Holy crap I didn’t notice that lmao.

    • @miko_183
      @miko_183 Před 2 lety +27

      Its yen porbably since there was sole japanese at the start

    • @jaydengonzalez7805
      @jaydengonzalez7805 Před 2 lety +7

      @@miko_183 but then why is the restaurant in English
      and the person you talk to on the phone speaking English

    • @pipebombmailer
      @pipebombmailer Před 2 lety +22

      @@jaydengonzalez7805 because you wouldn’t understand it

    • @hiinternet4542
      @hiinternet4542 Před 2 lety

      I think that you spelled the word money wrong.

  • @projectember777
    @projectember777 Před 3 lety +3415

    "We cannot cure death... Surely we cannot stop what's coming."
    Do I see a black and white spiral and hear a ticking clock??

    • @munchkitten3233
      @munchkitten3233 Před 3 lety +38

      what's unas angus

    • @projectember777
      @projectember777 Před 3 lety +110

      @@munchkitten3233 Unus Annus was a channel made by Mark and Ethan (Crankgameplays) that would only last one year. They uploaded a video every day until this November 14, when they deleted the channel at the end of a livestream. In other words, it was a legend

    • @Lou-ei6qi
      @Lou-ei6qi Před 3 lety +18

      s t o p p l e a s e

    • @Cutie_patootie09
      @Cutie_patootie09 Před 3 lety +13

      They grew up so fast

    • @Cutie_patootie09
      @Cutie_patootie09 Před 3 lety +12

      Unus annus was my child hood dont make fun of it

  • @tacomahunter
    @tacomahunter Před 4 lety +2670

    “Who eats a Happy Deluxe at 3AM?”
    *alarm clock sounds*
    “Oh boy 3AM!”

    • @MamaToFive
      @MamaToFive Před 4 lety +39

      This reminds me of that SpongeBob episode where the Krusty Krab had stayed open all night and something similar was said about wanting a Krabby Patty...Patrick wakes up and eats one at 2 or 3 am. :D

    • @min_says_h3110
      @min_says_h3110 Před 4 lety +31

      @@MamaToFive that was the point-

    • @shan4289
      @shan4289 Před 4 lety +7

      @@MamaToFive yea :3

    • @adrielliguess
      @adrielliguess Před 4 lety +13

      @@MamaToFive um...that's the joke

    • @OzzyCotin
      @OzzyCotin Před 4 lety +15

      I can hear the voices of all your comments.

  • @leonardoser3447
    @leonardoser3447 Před 4 lety +8729

    This is actually part of a bigger horror game universe called the scythe saga universe, it includes the northbury grove games

    • @db5094
      @db5094 Před 4 lety +162

      interesting

    • @owouwu-nj1nz
      @owouwu-nj1nz Před 4 lety +59

      Oke owo

    • @brody7714
      @brody7714 Před 4 lety +55

      owo uwu battle cats uwu

    • @abramtankproductions6039
      @abramtankproductions6039 Před 4 lety +245

      Has any youtuber done a lets play of those? I absolutely love cross game connected stories and I definitely want to get into this one

    • @plasticballs
      @plasticballs Před 4 lety +67

      you mean *the **_T H U N D E R H E A D_*

  • @weffle2449
    @weffle2449 Před 2 lety +735

    17:44
    “There is nothing beyond this point worth dying for” is one of the rawest fucking lines I’ve ever read

    • @fukkthisnewupdate8882
      @fukkthisnewupdate8882 Před 2 lety +36

      I was playing Slime Rancher, and I actually stopped for a minute because that line unnerved me so much

    • @sami_irl
      @sami_irl Před 2 lety +1

      Define rawest

    • @ARedMagicMarker
      @ARedMagicMarker Před 2 lety +64

      I've seen such signs at the entrance of underwater caves warning divers not to go because it's a death trap, and many divers have died trying to explore down there.

    • @VenomQuill
      @VenomQuill Před rokem +11

      "What do you want me to tell your family?" and "Fuck your dreams, fuck your nightmares!" are also pretty good ones, IMO. But _wow_ this line really hit.

    • @ametrime4754
      @ametrime4754 Před rokem +1

      @@fukkthisnewupdate8882 lmao ur comment made me wanna play slime rancher

  • @DiscountWaifu
    @DiscountWaifu Před 3 lety +950

    THAT MANAGER VOICE ACTING FEELS TO REAL 13:27

    • @morganc.m1830
      @morganc.m1830 Před 3 lety +5

      Not really no.

    • @PlatoonGoon
      @PlatoonGoon Před 3 lety +171

      @@morganc.m1830 Thanks for your opinion, I'm not sure what they would have done without it

    • @phantomorion306
      @phantomorion306 Před 2 lety +14

      me: yeah hello woah woah woah woah woah what who put what on the cow the cow is in the middle of the-through

    • @andrei2362
      @andrei2362 Před 2 lety +32

      @@morganc.m1830 Thanks for your opinion. Now time to look for the person who asked.

    • @gnostic423
      @gnostic423 Před 2 lety +36

      Annoyed, grouchy, disappointed.... perfect

  • @heathersanders5592
    @heathersanders5592 Před 4 lety +3647

    When you’re just trying to serve burgers and freaking titans drop in on your shift 🙄

    • @rachaelmae1121
      @rachaelmae1121 Před 4 lety +19

      Hehe, you watch AOT (Attack On Titan) to?

    • @heathersanders5592
      @heathersanders5592 Před 4 lety +42

      I don’t anymore but that image just screamed AOT to me lol

    • @randompromises1038
      @randompromises1038 Před 4 lety +56

      'i'm trying to work but naked giants are outside wtf they never told me about this when i went to all those training classes'

    • @goompo
      @goompo Před 4 lety +17

      Man, if I had a quarter

    • @AnimeboyIanpower
      @AnimeboyIanpower Před 4 lety +24

      *_SIE SIND DAS ESSEN, UND WIE SIND DIE JAEGAR!_*

  • @SmallEyeStudios
    @SmallEyeStudios Před 4 lety +1856

    The Title: Happy’s Humble Burger Barn
    The game: Happy’s Humble Burger Barn
    The Credits: Happy’s Humble Burger Barn
    Mark in the outro: Happy’s Humble Burger *Shop*

    • @johnchong16
      @johnchong16 Před 4 lety +24

      Also mark:Happy's Humble Burger *Bam*

    • @ayamisdelicious3600
      @ayamisdelicious3600 Před 4 lety

      @@johnchong16 hardi har har 😒

    • @uriplayz8713
      @uriplayz8713 Před 4 lety +1

      The note: *Happy Humble’s Burger Barn*

    • @eggr0d
      @eggr0d Před 4 lety +1

      He said happy humble rurger barn

    • @arya4194
      @arya4194 Před 4 lety +1

      Happy's Humble Jungle Burger Barn

  • @ASteadyForce
    @ASteadyForce Před 3 lety +182

    Whoever left cigarettes and a bass in the employee room must be popular

  • @JollyJuiice
    @JollyJuiice Před 3 lety +283

    This is like one of those nightmares I have while taking a nap after an 8 hour work day...

  • @celinebacchus7211
    @celinebacchus7211 Před 4 lety +834

    All I can think about whenever Mark says "Happy's Humble Burger Barn":
    Jone's BBQ and Foot Massage

    • @yellowteacakes860
      @yellowteacakes860 Před 4 lety +5

      Celine Bacchus
      *OB MY GOD YES*

    • @sonicroachdoggjrraven3263
      @sonicroachdoggjrraven3263 Před 4 lety +15

      *JONES’ BARBECUE AND FOOT MASSAGE* 🎶
      *JONES’ BARBECUE AND FOOT MASSAGE* 🎶

    • @thefirstsin
      @thefirstsin Před 4 lety +1

      *oh no not that meme*

    • @trollerpilotxiv3079
      @trollerpilotxiv3079 Před 4 lety +4

      @@sonicroachdoggjrraven3263 *You better come down here, eat some of this shit*

    • @droopitus
      @droopitus Před 4 lety +2

      🎶 *Better get down here and buy some of this shit* 🎶

  • @freckledcracker1481
    @freckledcracker1481 Před 4 lety +2578

    Jack's play through: * doesn't pay statue any mind *
    Mark's play through: *DAAAAAYYYUUMM*

    • @Kaitri
      @Kaitri Před 4 lety +87

      Thats why mark is my fave when it comes to horror. Has great eye for detail and hidden stuff. I love jack but hevis more my dingus lets player

    • @TheLibermania
      @TheLibermania Před 4 lety +15

      @@Kaitri I would say it's the other way around. Mark is overacting everything.

    • @user-eu2mg8lw2t
      @user-eu2mg8lw2t Před 4 lety +50

      @@TheLibermania Jack missed two papers

    • @lolajaramillo4620
      @lolajaramillo4620 Před 4 lety +38

      Actually as Jack gets his first view of the statue in his gameplay for this game he says, “Look at them titties!” Or something very close to that.. Like I had once mentioned in the comments for R.E. Nemesis, Mark and Jack never fail to recognize the bodily dimensions in games. 😆.. And yeah, Jack did miss some papers though..

    • @sunnycustardpie
      @sunnycustardpie Před 4 lety +51

      Jack is always missing important shit so that's nothing new 😭

  • @SIRSANDMAN0
    @SIRSANDMAN0 Před 3 lety +231

    I like how this game makes you think you are being hunted by an evil cow but then throws you into some surreal "its just a simulation" enviornment

  • @BasileosHerodou
    @BasileosHerodou Před 3 lety +99

    I cant wait for the sequel:
    Sadness
    Bragging
    Hotdog
    Field

  • @sarafontanini7051
    @sarafontanini7051 Před 4 lety +5779

    also you gotta appreciate a horror game that manages to be scary/interesting without jumpscares or even an actual active threat or danger.

    • @madlad1358
      @madlad1358 Před 3 lety +66

      Damn straight

    • @detomnz2024
      @detomnz2024 Před 3 lety +41

      Except Happy's Humble Burger Farm

    • @Perryprime1999
      @Perryprime1999 Před 3 lety +71

      In technicality there was 1 jumpscare, when you give the salmon bits to that guy then all the heads appear. I think-

    • @rahmat4848
      @rahmat4848 Před 3 lety +4

      @Damien Voorhis Harding Who are you?

    • @rahmat4848
      @rahmat4848 Před 3 lety +3

      @@detomnz2024 Are you have smoll brain?

  • @alfarhood4774
    @alfarhood4774 Před 4 lety +2835

    Can we all acknowledge that this literally started off as job simulator McDonald’s edition

  • @nicolakatt04
    @nicolakatt04 Před 3 lety +353

    I sang “Happy’s Humble Burger Barn” to the tune of “Spooky Scary Skeletons”

    • @musicstudio3700
      @musicstudio3700 Před 3 lety +23

      That is a perfect matchup lol

    • @virtualvivi
      @virtualvivi Před 2 lety +6

      I will now only be reading it in that way, and tbh I'm not mad abt it lol

    • @quitequeerquesadilla
      @quitequeerquesadilla Před 2 lety +5

      happy's humble burger barn
      where you are family
      don't ask why the meat smells so weird
      just be glad that it can't see

    • @kuzeyozturk7621
      @kuzeyozturk7621 Před 2 lety

      Dnc

  • @Finfinteo
    @Finfinteo Před 3 lety +108

    “That’s fun...”
    Someone enters
    “Hey there, you might not wanna be in here it’s a cursed place of death!”
    10:14

  • @bugingyhasawoken
    @bugingyhasawoken Před 4 lety +790

    Cow: You saved me....why?
    Markiplier: *mmmmm b o r g e r*

    • @concoct_ion
      @concoct_ion Před 4 lety +4

      Christopher Farley No, stop commenting on unrelated comments asking for subscribers

    • @zaryhc
      @zaryhc Před 4 lety +1

      dang this better be top comment when i come back

    • @ParkerSav
      @ParkerSav Před 4 lety

      H A M B O R G E R

    • @drdoof2940
      @drdoof2940 Před 4 lety

      mmmmmmmmm *m e a t*

    • @temofawwaz7599
      @temofawwaz7599 Před 4 lety +1

      Diamondo! ! Kung fu panda reference?

  • @ScytheDevTeam
    @ScytheDevTeam Před 4 lety +13027

    Hey Markiplier, thanks for checking out Happy's Humble Burger Barn! We hope you enjoyed your first shift at this...questionable dining establishment. Watching now!
    2:27 Absolutely murdering that bass
    6:10 Full disclosure, our music guy Jon was referencing ChilledCow with his "Chilled Beef" and LoFi Hip Hop (The album is called Landing Gear by Jon of the Shred)
    7:15 Double Deluxe has a nice ring
    10:22 Not only is it haunted, but there's rats!
    11:04 "Your features are so....polygonal!" Best pickup line of 2020 right there
    12:36 It's OG Loc'd
    17:22 Took away the cigs right when smokers would need them most, right?
    20:28 She's not quite as polygonal
    24:09 Most of our games take place in our "Scythe Saga Universe"
    25:08 We toyed with the idea of actually putting binaural beats and isochronic tones in the game, but wound up saving the idea for our a future title. Although the music was definitely designed to make people mellow out

    • @cherryontop7641
      @cherryontop7641 Před 4 lety +686

      It's a great game :D pls make more lol I love creepy store games :D

    • @nonamepasserbya6658
      @nonamepasserbya6658 Před 4 lety +156

      Did you get inspired by Chilla's Art/Puppet Combo style of games?

    • @ProtocolDroidHK47
      @ProtocolDroidHK47 Před 4 lety +232

      Just gonna take a shot in the dark, I'm guessing the paper with other scenarios listed on it are plots for future games, yeah? I'm excited to see what this crew will put together next.

    • @EnderTech227
      @EnderTech227 Před 4 lety +66

      sorry if i'm spoiling anything but is the worldwide consequence mentioned in the tape the nuclear explosion or something else?

    • @madraun
      @madraun Před 4 lety +67

      the music was a sick addition, it definitely mellowed me out

  • @toxix.st6439
    @toxix.st6439 Před 3 lety +95

    "This reminds me of that japanese convenience store game"
    I just watched that video before this one lmao

  • @liamcolotti6824
    @liamcolotti6824 Před 4 lety +688

    “In emergency push bar to open”
    Door pulls open the opposite way.

  • @thesheriff1357
    @thesheriff1357 Před 4 lety +3871

    11:28 “Markiplier kills a man with salmon nuugets, 2020 colorized

  • @somegoodname_2463
    @somegoodname_2463 Před 2 lety +46

    20:15 PLOT TWIST: She came back as Lady Dimitrescu for mark

  • @omegasynth2775
    @omegasynth2775 Před 3 lety +69

    11:22 as flawed as this game is, I love how it subverted expectations.
    Horror games normally rely on making you completely alone, but with an almost constant stream of clients you are given a false sense of security, only for it to be suddenly taken away DURING a serving.

  • @steviemcbob636
    @steviemcbob636 Před 4 lety +783

    Mark: *forgets intro* “Happy’s Humble Burger Barn” *Gets confused* “I can turn my head 360°”

    • @concoct_ion
      @concoct_ion Před 4 lety +8

      Christopher Farley Stop commenting on every comment you see begging for subscribers

    • @dragonifyamazing2721
      @dragonifyamazing2721 Před 4 lety +3

      CosmicBandit bruh

    • @dragonifyamazing2721
      @dragonifyamazing2721 Před 4 lety +3

      CosmicBandit that makes no sense. Still they have a comment feature, people wanted to laugh off their comment.

    • @dragonifyamazing2721
      @dragonifyamazing2721 Před 4 lety +3

      CosmicBandit oh wait. Wrong guy I was talking about Christopher

    • @bloiboppin8923
      @bloiboppin8923 Před 4 lety +4

      @@concoct_ion yea I reported his replies. Hes copy pasting the same thing begging for subs

  • @cyvenfx7271
    @cyvenfx7271 Před 4 lety +814

    *_This burger barn doesn't seem so happy nor humble._*

  • @noahjanzegers7779
    @noahjanzegers7779 Před 3 lety +233

    Seeing mark wearing that Unus Annus shirt just broke my heart.

    • @morganc.m1830
      @morganc.m1830 Před 3 lety +3

      I just got my unus annus merch last saturday and omg I'm both so happy and sad

    • @zsauce7447
      @zsauce7447 Před 3 lety +2

      Agreed

    • @pr3ttyb0yranp07
      @pr3ttyb0yranp07 Před 2 lety +3

      I’m wearing the the same hoodie as him so when I clicked on the video I got the biggest smile :)

    • @noahjanzegers7779
      @noahjanzegers7779 Před 2 lety +1

      @@pr3ttyb0yranp07 B)

  • @cabbage8189
    @cabbage8189 Před 3 lety +34

    “Have a Happy Heifer day!”
    /zooms/
    *”in every Happy Heifer way”*

  • @JustAnEgg
    @JustAnEgg Před 4 lety +446

    This is basically : Mcdonald: The return of Ronald

    • @Coffeecup-sb5mw
      @Coffeecup-sb5mw Před 4 lety +2

      "jesus is back and he's not cruci-fuckin around"

    • @redn0v440
      @redn0v440 Před 4 lety +2

      Hello sir, I'd like to order one McFreaky

  • @foxxygradius7858
    @foxxygradius7858 Před 4 lety +374

    The voice acting on that last monologue was outstanding. Normally I find the whole 'bla bla humanity sucks' message trite, but he really sold it as a person who had seen too much.

    • @cooliostarstache5474
      @cooliostarstache5474 Před 4 lety +9

      It says Dillon Burris did the voice

    • @DoctorKhaos
      @DoctorKhaos Před 4 lety +5

      dillon did and excellent job. Most end of the world monolouges are boring

  • @GoF1ns
    @GoF1ns Před 3 lety +42

    I think “Strawberry Jacuzzi” is a good burger reference from when Kel is in the milk shake machine.

  • @meatclownn
    @meatclownn Před 3 lety +162

    I’m watching this after Unnas Annas ended and Mark is wearing the merch...I’m gonna tear up

    • @goose7667
      @goose7667 Před 3 lety +7

      Unus Annus*

    • @kaylapowell2793
      @kaylapowell2793 Před 3 lety +1

      ...I have found my people.

    • @morganc.m1830
      @morganc.m1830 Před 3 lety +3

      I just got my unus annus merch last saturday and omg I'm both so happy and sad

    • @kaylapowell2793
      @kaylapowell2793 Před 3 lety +1

      @@morganc.m1830 I’m wearing mine rn and have been missing Unus Annus for the past few days. 🤍💀🖤

    • @fishfrompIuto
      @fishfrompIuto Před 3 lety +3

      Memento Mori my friend

  • @rlharveson
    @rlharveson Před 4 lety +1769

    "Ready to see my humble smile?!"
    "Here it comes!"
    *Makes a small smile*
    "Thank you so much, for being who you are"
    That oddly went from being funny to wholesome.

  • @TheLonelyAvatar
    @TheLonelyAvatar Před 4 lety +254

    I love how Mark just immediately starts chanting like Satan, “ HAPPYS HUMBLE BURGER FARM “

    • @lilyy_du
      @lilyy_du Před 4 lety +7

      it's the new unus annus chant obvs ahaha

    • @casuallykye5985
      @casuallykye5985 Před 4 lety +3

      Unus Annus.....

    • @jayscorch3076
      @jayscorch3076 Před 4 lety +4

      @Christopher Farley no and stop advertising yourself

    • @concoct_ion
      @concoct_ion Před 4 lety +3

      Christopher Farley No, stop commenting on unrelated comments asking for subscribers

    • @thebigstinker334
      @thebigstinker334 Před 4 lety +4

      barn

  • @RickAstley-qd8bn
    @RickAstley-qd8bn Před 8 měsíci +6

    _"Have a happy heifer day, in every happy heifer way."_
    Mark invented a slogan for this game.

  • @Shankgoose
    @Shankgoose Před 3 lety +16

    16:03 Welp time to call and tell Levi that the Titans broke through the walls.......

  • @MeBeCreepy
    @MeBeCreepy Před 4 lety +1479

    Can’t wait for someone to make a jingle from mark saying Happy’s Humble Burger Barn

    • @AltF4Unavailable
      @AltF4Unavailable Před 4 lety +3

      @Zerox The boi I just looked at Endigo's channel, and apparently he doesn't do remixes anymore.

    • @goodkushsoup5608
      @goodkushsoup5608 Před 4 lety

      Yeah

    • @HumbleFreeloaders
      @HumbleFreeloaders Před 4 lety +2

      About to make that remix

    • @HumbleFreeloaders
      @HumbleFreeloaders Před 4 lety +1

      Welp, I made the remix, it's up on my channel rn, please don't let it flop!

    • @itsssuper
      @itsssuper Před 4 lety +1

      @@HumbleFreeloaders i love it, its fantastic!

  • @Tai-vh1fv
    @Tai-vh1fv Před 4 lety +2174

    I like how he randomly talked Korean throughout this lol

    • @awwgrassyass9857
      @awwgrassyass9857 Před 4 lety +19

      I didn't notice. When?

    • @1989v9
      @1989v9 Před 4 lety +112

      @@awwgrassyass9857 14:49 "hi, oseo oseyeo!" ("hi, welcome!")
      there are also other parts but I didn't watch the whole video yet & probably won't find them even if I pay a lot of attention tbh

    • @awwgrassyass9857
      @awwgrassyass9857 Před 3 lety +9

      @@1989v9 Oh, thanks! :)

    • @kinglark1398
      @kinglark1398 Před 3 lety +27

      Boy's gotta pracitice!

    • @MarieAri
      @MarieAri Před 3 lety +12

      B a n g C h a n
      HeLlO fElLoW sTaY! YoU eXcItEd FoR tHe AlBuM?

  • @jedi81311
    @jedi81311 Před 3 lety +165

    15:57 When the vegans catch you leaving McDonald's with burgers.

  • @drexelist
    @drexelist Před 3 lety +50

    can we just agree that mark saying “happy’s humble burger barn” is absolutely satisfying?

  • @someusername1452
    @someusername1452 Před 4 lety +385

    The fact that everyone is paying in 100 dollar bills might suggest that you’re living in an economic crisis from inflation

    • @markfromtinder9616
      @markfromtinder9616 Před 4 lety +17

      well we are about too.

    • @dub3r5
      @dub3r5 Před 4 lety +11

      Or they’re paying for juicy succulent human meat paddies.

    • @oregan0
      @oregan0 Před 4 lety +11

      I thought it was yen lol

    • @FoolSilver
      @FoolSilver Před 4 lety +3

      they looked more like stacks of money... so it might be even worse as well

    • @feekalphabeet9217
      @feekalphabeet9217 Před 4 lety +1

      Aren't we?

  • @Snouswort
    @Snouswort Před 4 lety +355

    People in the future be like: "What's the words on his hoodie supposed to mean? Is that some sort of indie rockband?"

    • @solidtanya1349
      @solidtanya1349 Před 4 lety +33

      UNUS ANNUS UNUS ANNUS

    • @breebree5936
      @breebree5936 Před 4 lety +24

      MOMENTO MORI

    • @HumanPerson_final
      @HumanPerson_final Před 4 lety +22

      "Unus Annus? Can we translate that?"
      "Our translation team believe they've figured it out: 'One anus'. Possibly some sort of religious meaning."

    • @brontejay1024
      @brontejay1024 Před 4 lety +4

      @Majestic Flounder can we PLEASE get Unus Annus merch with One Anus written on it

    • @alextorresmartinez3802
      @alextorresmartinez3802 Před 4 lety +1

      I just want one

  • @user-ls2bu3vn2z
    @user-ls2bu3vn2z Před 3 lety +26

    hearing the Korean that Mark sprinkled through the video was so fun! I loved understanding it because it gives me insight that my learning is actually working

  • @HxH149
    @HxH149 Před 3 lety +102

    Game: *starts to make creepy noises.*
    Mark: disturbed.
    Unus annus fans: “I didn’t know SCP Amy was in this!”

  • @zazaru600
    @zazaru600 Před 4 lety +239

    Mark casually practicing Korean in the middle of his playthroughs is the kind of wholesome energy I came here for

    • @jamiesnack
      @jamiesnack Před 4 lety +1

      thats a large factoid

    • @zazaru600
      @zazaru600 Před 4 lety +1

      @JestEr "So. So is cow" lol

    • @lava4real925
      @lava4real925 Před 4 lety +6

      When he said gamsahabnida in the middle of talking, *i felt that*

    • @alexthesugarchild3856
      @alexthesugarchild3856 Před 4 lety +2

      When he just casually said 여기! i was like “oh my god I’m so proud of you 👏👏👏”

    • @naeek1876
      @naeek1876 Před 4 lety

      Oni Zazel shut up furry

  • @puccarruu
    @puccarruu Před 4 lety +4022

    Love how mark just uses korean words randomly like: yogi (here), oseo oseyeo (welcome), kamsamnida (thank you), saranghe (i love you) and in other vids too lmao

    • @hanz2904
      @hanz2904 Před 4 lety +83

      Pfp checks out.

    • @RadDeadRedemption2
      @RadDeadRedemption2 Před 4 lety +200

      He also said “mwo?!” (what?!)

    • @meulware
      @meulware Před 4 lety +21

      @@hanz2904 lmao

    • @artisticanimedreamerchohui1029
      @artisticanimedreamerchohui1029 Před 4 lety +48

      Ikr i havent watched his videos n years and this is that high quality content i been missing out on😂😂😂(even tho ive always loved his content)

    • @Sweet__D
      @Sweet__D Před 4 lety +8

      A clue perhaps????!

  • @azation
    @azation Před 3 lety +170

    Mark slaps the bass:
    Mark: "No one has ever slapped this bass harder than me!"
    Davie504 has entered the chat.

    • @sami_irl
      @sami_irl Před 2 lety

      You beat me to it 10 months ago

  • @icel8828
    @icel8828 Před 3 lety +46

    Every bit of this triggers my fear of being alone in a dark space

  • @leshape192
    @leshape192 Před 4 lety +1336

    Love how when the simulation ends, the graphics go from PS1 style horror game to average decent unity graphics

    • @tres-2b299
      @tres-2b299 Před 3 lety +21

      Some time later...
      Happys humble burger *farm* has just released! With same things as the barn except better graphics!

    • @TheMouseRanReverse
      @TheMouseRanReverse Před 2 lety +13

      Yes. Because in the full release this is revealed to be a full simulation for the person, so it makes sense the quality would be made visually different for us to pick up on that once it was revealed (the entire thing was never real from the start).

  • @Flight_of_Icarus
    @Flight_of_Icarus Před 4 lety +2085

    For all those horror fans out there, if you see a liability waiver ie "this company is not responsible for your imminent dismemberment and death/horrible horror shit that happens" yeah, usually, a judge will just laugh in the face of these kinds of things, especially if it's something like being disemboweled by a horror movie monster because of the company's negligence. A company can't just do something horrible to you, or put you in a terrible situation, then just turn around and say "but he signed a paper!" Yes, even in the USA. A lot of these aren't legally binding documents. You can't just legally sign your human rights away. Often times a company just issues these to make people think they can't be sued, even though you could still do so.
    Sure is unsettling in this kind of horror though.

    • @ilyassvids23
      @ilyassvids23 Před 4 lety +15

      @Cyrus McWind but to get a job dont u have to sign them?

    • @yagirlcheetos9838
      @yagirlcheetos9838 Před 4 lety +27

      Cyrus McWind You have to sign papers in order to get a job so that’s just false.

    • @bear_agus5540
      @bear_agus5540 Před 4 lety +1

      Cool 😒

    • @theNoogler88
      @theNoogler88 Před 4 lety +32

      If you're in front of judge and jury in a criminal trial, you have a fair chance if what happened clearly broke common sense and ethical behavior. If you're in a civil case, you're mostly at the mercy of the fine print, especially if you agreed to arbitrate.

    • @Jeff4theRaid
      @Jeff4theRaid Před 4 lety +4

      Their concrete cow caused the displacement of my lower left leg bones and noone was around as a witness... Oop

  • @cyberpixel15
    @cyberpixel15 Před 3 lety +59

    I guarantee most to all of us, when he said "You ready for my humble smile?", were expecting some sort of horror-jump-scare smile.

  • @babuney
    @babuney Před 3 lety +30

    Mark: "Gobble this down"
    Burger: *Gobble me,Swallow me-*
    i am so sorry-

    • @musicstudio3700
      @musicstudio3700 Před 3 lety

      Turkey: gobble gobble

    • @error-qu2tn
      @error-qu2tn Před 2 lety

      CZcams:YOU HAVE BEEN DEMONITIZED FOR SEXUAL CONTENT
      *CZcams IS RACIST*

  • @slash_jay
    @slash_jay Před 4 lety +696

    Game: *something spooky happens*
    Me: *turns phone vertically*

  • @mumie2477
    @mumie2477 Před 4 lety +356

    Mark: Happys humble burger barn
    Me: Herpes humble bubble gum
    "seems accurate"

  • @Sputterbugz
    @Sputterbugz Před 2 lety +36

    i actually like this older version better than the "finished" version

    • @lara8182
      @lara8182 Před rokem +6

      I agree. The finished version seems really rushed

    • @michellewallace5685
      @michellewallace5685 Před rokem +4

      I was wondering what was different.

    • @Sputterbugz
      @Sputterbugz Před rokem

      ya i didnt like the boss either. somehow i preferred it as a simpler spooky, possibly haunted restaurant. this by itself is scarier than the pig thing that eats burgers and the evil mannequins

  • @ThatDudeWithBoobs
    @ThatDudeWithBoobs Před 3 lety +14

    4:02 No, Mark, thank you for being who you are. That was a fantastic smile.

  • @zavotic6184
    @zavotic6184 Před 4 lety +1880

    Markiplier: "No one's ever slapped like I'm slapping right now."
    *Davie504 would like to know your location*

  • @vlogging_wolf5246
    @vlogging_wolf5246 Před 4 lety +510

    Mark: how did I get here
    Me: Do you have 90 minutes

    • @bipbipletucha
      @bipbipletucha Před 4 lety +19

      @Christopher Farley I'm reporting all of your comments. Please stop begging for subs and focus on making good content

    • @user-jw8ty2uc9e
      @user-jw8ty2uc9e Před 4 lety +6

      Supersonic The Wolf tf

    • @navations
      @navations Před 4 lety +5

      Hahahahah

    • @amymcpherson9865
      @amymcpherson9865 Před 4 lety +3

      @@bipbipletucha What? That makes no sense

    • @alargewall1123
      @alargewall1123 Před 4 lety +12

      @@amymcpherson9865 the person deleted the comment

  • @AGuyWithOneWing
    @AGuyWithOneWing Před 3 lety +9

    This video takes the nickname "Markymoo" to a whole new degree

  • @CoasterJam18
    @CoasterJam18 Před 2 lety +263

    This game starts off kinda silly, but IMEDIATLY goes down hill.

  • @Jaedraven
    @Jaedraven Před 4 lety +697

    Wow, this game has some serious potential. The story is definitely there and it's really interesting. This game almost feels like a prequel or a trailer to something bigger. Hope this developer continues with the story and makes more games!

    • @bluegold1026
      @bluegold1026 Před 4 lety +1

      Amanda Rae My thoughts exactly

    • @DieHardAesthetics
      @DieHardAesthetics Před 4 lety +70

      You obviously don't know anything about the Scythe Dev team lol. They finished their Northberry Grove series (a great trilogy, might I add), and now this is their first installment in the next series. These all take place in the same universe, which you discover is an alternate reality in an easter egg in the second Northberry Grove installment, King's Comfort. This is the reason why Mark doesn't understand why the people are referred to as Scythians.

    • @dunce0o0vods45
      @dunce0o0vods45 Před 4 lety +3

      New fnaf?

    • @dangerdash4393
      @dangerdash4393 Před 4 lety +1

      @@DieHardAesthetics Northberry Grove. That sounds familiar. Didn't Ryan play those games?

    • @wawo8358
      @wawo8358 Před 4 lety +10

      Willumblue vlogs and games 🤦‍♂️
      Not every new horror game with a story is gonna be the new Fnaf

  • @tiffanywhitney9501
    @tiffanywhitney9501 Před 4 lety +1207

    Mark: Sees dead body
    Also Mark: Says “Oh” then continues with what he was saying

    • @FoxyBoy0
      @FoxyBoy0 Před 4 lety +6

      As soon as I read this comment the part it was talking about played

    • @daemonvanmeir9697
      @daemonvanmeir9697 Před 4 lety +2

      @@FoxyBoy0 nice pfp

    • @q-miiproductions878
      @q-miiproductions878 Před 4 lety

      Shouldn’t have read this before finishing the video...

    • @dub3r5
      @dub3r5 Před 4 lety +1

      Just another day at the office..

    • @g0ldeclipse
      @g0ldeclipse Před 4 lety

      Markimoo has seen so many dead bodies in his lifetime he is used to it.

  • @SpiderMan-tc3ms
    @SpiderMan-tc3ms Před 3 lety +5

    This is my happy smile
    *Rat runs across floor*

  • @erma9055
    @erma9055 Před 2 lety +3

    i just wanna mention the fact that at 17:29 it says “Push bar to open” and then the door swings inward.

  • @kellie6992
    @kellie6992 Před 4 lety +805

    “no one’s ever slapped like i’m slapping right now”
    baldi: *_frowns_*

    • @messyalien5164
      @messyalien5164 Před 4 lety +8

      His slaps are so hard reality breaks which allows him to teleport

    • @khaki4493
      @khaki4493 Před 4 lety +3

      kellie g underrated comment

    • @topgearfan2848
      @topgearfan2848 Před 4 lety +3

      @kellie g Markiplier should play Baldi's Basics Plus

    • @user-lr1wq1td9u
      @user-lr1wq1td9u Před 4 lety +1

      @@topgearfan2848 didn't he already play it?

    • @TheHolyBoink
      @TheHolyBoink Před 4 lety +9

      Davie 504: Not Epico

  • @swirls5000
    @swirls5000 Před 4 lety +4144

    Markiplier: “Nobody’s ever slapped as hard as I’ve slapped.”
    Davie504: *are you challenging me?*

  • @crystal_sloot2072
    @crystal_sloot2072 Před 2 lety +2

    i love how there’s a nuke explosion and marks busy trying to pronounce sabit

  • @cherrygrabber7172
    @cherrygrabber7172 Před 3 lety +9

    I like to imagine that one of the creepy segments would be the big Happy Heifer from the front door to then suddenly walk off and order at the counter. That'd be even creepier, especially in the dark and you could barely see it moving until it's right in front of the counter.

    • @Alizudo
      @Alizudo Před 2 lety +1

      It only orders 1 salmon nuggets, and as soon as you give them, Happy teleports back to her usual spot and the lights come back on, but the money is still on the table.

  • @brryfc
    @brryfc Před 4 lety +190

    *strange creatures outside the store*
    Mark: *H o o b*

  • @shefaliii
    @shefaliii Před 4 lety +735

    This feels like happy's humble burger barn was made by the same ppl who made tattle tale. So familiar, same style, the same text. Like it starts innocently and gets dark after you 'investigate the noise'

    • @noe4354
      @noe4354 Před 4 lety +4

      Yeah

    • @sophieester9445
      @sophieester9445 Před 4 lety +10

      It's tattle tail not tattle tale

    • @ows3152
      @ows3152 Před 4 lety

      exactly what I thought

    • @garf5484
      @garf5484 Před 4 lety +17

      I'm with u on everything except style, they dont really look identical in any way that I see

    • @jules6787
      @jules6787 Před 4 lety +1

      Thank for the information☺

  • @cookiesam321
    @cookiesam321 Před 2 lety +3

    _horrible screams of the cow-damned_
    captions: *[applause]*

  • @haggardparish6026
    @haggardparish6026 Před 2 lety +2

    17:35 could happen irl and they'd still be expecting you to come to work

  • @maringonzalezmarthadaniela6561

    Rat *runs around restaurant*
    Mark: "*Here's my humble smile. You are ready for it*"
    Rat *Keeps running*
    Mark: "*IT'S COMING. IT'S ALMOST HERE. YOU ARE GONNA LOVE IT*"

  • @waitwhat4685
    @waitwhat4685 Před 4 lety +265

    When Mark is playing games to make us feel good during a quarantine

  • @excuberantc1247
    @excuberantc1247 Před 3 lety +22

    "Slap the bass"
    Davie504 be like: Slap like now or Slap the bass Omg!!!

  • @alfonsoescobar1209
    @alfonsoescobar1209 Před 3 lety +6

    4:21 Me when I see something in the darkness.

  • @mariahelenangay7524
    @mariahelenangay7524 Před 4 lety +2093

    "No one's ever slapped like I'm slapping right now."
    *immediately goes through comment section for Davie504 references*

  • @noriakikakyoin6210
    @noriakikakyoin6210 Před 4 lety +518

    Marks hoodie makes him look like he about to say “a body has been discovered”

  • @bl00dyv4mp
    @bl00dyv4mp Před 3 lety +19

    Mark: You're my Mr.Miyagi and im your whatever that guy's name was
    Me: *has a heart attack* Daniel Larusso, The Karate Kid, Ralph Macchio, one of his best damn movies😭😭😭😭😭

  • @elespantaviejas-ly4mb
    @elespantaviejas-ly4mb Před 3 lety +6

    11:38 he in his head: "why is there any light??"
    also him: **clicks lobby music**

  • @uechiddo
    @uechiddo Před 4 lety +517

    TITLE: "Happy Humble Burger Barn"
    me: ah this must be a fun game.
    (looks at thumbnail)
    me: OUH NO

    • @mirrorballshine6708
      @mirrorballshine6708 Před 4 lety +1

      Y Z you look at the title before the thumbnail?

    • @Victim2Autopsy
      @Victim2Autopsy Před 4 lety +6

      You look at title before thumbnail? Its like milk before ceral

    • @hard-boiledeggs625
      @hard-boiledeggs625 Před 4 lety +2

      Achu 03 Actually it’s Milk AND Cereal in your mouth at the same time.Makes the experience better

    • @averagecat4220
      @averagecat4220 Před 4 lety

      Random things It's the bowl first, then the cereal and then the milk

    • @uechiddo
      @uechiddo Před 4 lety

      Xboring_gal Xx i saw the title on my notifications instead of in-app youtube

  • @ThaStikman
    @ThaStikman Před 4 lety +598

    "Nobody's slapped like I'm slapping."
    *davie504 has entered the chat*

  • @jamesbames4888
    @jamesbames4888 Před 2 lety +15

    Since the full game just got released I can’t wait for mark to revisit this game lol

  • @littlegeigi9139
    @littlegeigi9139 Před 3 lety +15

    I’ve seen 3 different youtubers play this only to find out just now that the restaurant in the game is stationed in Seoul Korea 😂😅

    • @Alizudo
      @Alizudo Před 2 lety +3

      That explains the fish nuggets

  • @Random_Guy_20xx
    @Random_Guy_20xx Před 4 lety +157

    Mark: has fear of mannequins and anything remotely humanish
    Also Mark: helllllllllooooo baaaaaaabyyyyyyy

    • @jeanueuh8228
      @jeanueuh8228 Před 4 lety +1

      WAIT SO YOURE THE GUY WHO TOOK MY NAME

  • @clazy6159
    @clazy6159 Před 4 lety +273

    The theory if trauma induced hypnosis is actually possible and that makes the game much more interesting

    • @timeforamazingchest5271
      @timeforamazingchest5271 Před 4 lety +12

      Not just possible. Researched.

    • @Machete87
      @Machete87 Před 4 lety +3

      the Handlers part got me like😱.
      cuz there is truth to that statement.

    • @jerezyoungkami8523
      @jerezyoungkami8523 Před 4 lety +1

      Can u explain I don’t get it still but this is interesting to watch ?

    • @ClownHoundII
      @ClownHoundII Před 4 lety +2

      I've heard of hypnosis being used to create trauma, but not trauma being used to enter a state of hypnosis. How does the theory explain how it works? I'm genuinely curious.

    • @Hopefell
      @Hopefell Před 4 lety +2

      I think its like the character has a fear or was in an accident with the the burger shop creating a traumatic experience. Then maybe the character works at a burger restaurant, and sees things that maybe aren’t there because of their trauma. That was fun.

  • @questionable9470
    @questionable9470 Před 3 lety +8

    Sign: (serve to a customer with a happy smile)
    Customer: (frown)
    Me: "hold up"

  • @jackdawjames7696
    @jackdawjames7696 Před 3 lety +6

    Mark casually speaking Korean gives me life. It’s not something we hear often and as someone who is currently trying to learn, it makes me happy when I just hear Korean being spoken and I can understand the words that are being said

  • @bluegold1026
    @bluegold1026 Před 4 lety +391

    Strawberry Jacuzzi, for anyone that doesn’t know, is a reference to the movie Good Burger based on the skit from All That

    • @coeistrong6516
      @coeistrong6516 Před 4 lety

      Benjamin Owen just in joy the video

    • @michael7308
      @michael7308 Před 4 lety +12

      Benjamin Owen welcome to good burger home of the good burger may I take your order?

    • @mlwy45
      @mlwy45 Před 4 lety +4

      ...oh dear god I got that way before I read the comments...holy shit Im old.

    • @the1andonlydrmixxel
      @the1andonlydrmixxel Před 4 lety +3

      I literally already knew that, and for anyone that hasn't watched Good Burger, it is *AMAZING.* I'm pretty sure it's *still* on Netflix, so you can watch it there.

    • @michaelzhang7098
      @michaelzhang7098 Před 4 lety

      Oh my god good burger? I loved that when I was younge

  • @howlite3719
    @howlite3719 Před 4 lety +331

    “No ones ever slapped like I’m slapping right now”
    *Cries in Davie504

  • @ryanj7986
    @ryanj7986 Před 3 lety +17

    Markiplier: "No one's ever slapped like I'm slapping right now."
    Meanwhile, somewhere in Italia...
    Davie504: *I sense a disturbance in the force.*

  • @Tokki.Dokkie
    @Tokki.Dokkie Před 3 lety +6

    Love how Mark just speaks korean "yogi" (meaning here) when he parked the car. It's cute.

  • @sirenrosel
    @sirenrosel Před 4 lety +111

    Imagine Amy in another room just faintly hearing Mark repeatedly saying, "Happy's Humble Burger Barn."

    • @Dougretseverything
      @Dougretseverything Před 4 lety +9

      I can imagine she is thinking "how many cults is he joining?"

    • @pjisnotok4146
      @pjisnotok4146 Před 4 lety +7

      Fran
      Chanting slowly gets closer and louder
      Lights flicker
      Power goes out
      Nothing can be heard over Mark’s chanting
      Mark enterst the room screaming *HAPPY’S HUMBLE BURGER BARN*
      Amy is never heard from again

    • @sirenrosel
      @sirenrosel Před 4 lety +3

      @@pjisnotok4146 some say he is still chanting to this day, searching, lurking for his next victim.

    • @BlueflagAlpha
      @BlueflagAlpha Před 3 lety

      @@Dougretseverything sewer ,then Unus Annus then this lol

  • @tayedroid
    @tayedroid Před 4 lety +273

    *sees the thumbnail*
    Me: i hate it already!

    • @cannonsaki932
      @cannonsaki932 Před 4 lety

      wow good way to earn likes lol

    • @tayedroid
      @tayedroid Před 4 lety +2

      @@cannonsaki932 I'm not trying to, I'm freaked out by the thumbnail.

    • @siyacer
      @siyacer Před 4 lety +1

      @@cannonsaki932 it doesn't take much to get a lot of likes in this comment section, unless you want to also write an original comment.

    • @cannonsaki932
      @cannonsaki932 Před 4 lety

      @@siyacer u do it im lazy

    • @siyacer
      @siyacer Před 4 lety +1

      @@cannonsaki932 just like everyone else in this comment section

  • @firewolf9493
    @firewolf9493 Před rokem +3

    16:04 When you makes Markimoo say "Ichi mama, wowchi mama!" that means you've succeeded, congratulations!

  • @AlternatingShinji
    @AlternatingShinji Před 3 lety +6

    22:07 "Memento Mori"

  • @ikebeats.
    @ikebeats. Před 4 lety +343

    There's something so calming about mark saying happys humble burger barn