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  • čas přidán 28. 12. 2023
  • Never work at ARBY'S, and cheers to another New Year
    IG: / 777degen
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  • @nobody7204
    @nobody7204 Před 7 měsíci +16195

    "I work in a school as a student" As a student I can confirm it's the worst job on this planet, you don't even get paid

    • @Honeybun_thrower
      @Honeybun_thrower Před 7 měsíci +144

      💀

    • @seakomothowakgosi5638
      @seakomothowakgosi5638 Před 7 měsíci +173

      You work at wrong school

    • @rooksclown316
      @rooksclown316 Před 7 měsíci +65

      I only got paid at one of the schools I went to

    • @Misted_Waffles_
      @Misted_Waffles_ Před 7 měsíci +56

      Maybe a college student working as a teacher helper for one of their college classes. My school has quite a few of them. But that's just a guess.

    • @lunarclysm4392
      @lunarclysm4392 Před 7 měsíci +27

      Bro what do you mean I stay 24/7 and get paid 1 cent per day

  • @ballisco4243
    @ballisco4243 Před 7 měsíci +9529

    last dude went through more pain than Denji, Guts, Itadori, and Dr Doofenshmirtz combined. I pray for bro 🙏

    • @sahilkhan2034
      @sahilkhan2034 Před 7 měsíci +479

      imagine what will happen when has kids lol

    • @seeschoker9809
      @seeschoker9809 Před 7 měsíci +78

      Fax

    • @spittin_BXRS
      @spittin_BXRS Před 7 měsíci +560

      No amount of therapy is ever gonna help me recover if I see that live

    • @ballisco4243
      @ballisco4243 Před 7 měsíci +530

      @@sahilkhan2034 bros boutta have veitnam flashbacks at his wife’s birth 💀

    • @eyeover7307
      @eyeover7307 Před 7 měsíci +86

      Bro got the 1000 mile stare

  • @FollowerofDuck
    @FollowerofDuck Před 6 měsíci +1290

    that last confession was legitimately jaw dropping holy shit

  • @Blackarooni
    @Blackarooni Před 5 měsíci +3212

    I have several questions:
    1. Where was the father?
    2. Why did she decide to eat a burger while giving birth?
    3. How did she get there?
    4. Why did she get there?

    • @holybamboozler
      @holybamboozler Před 4 měsíci +435

      Tf did they do with the first two babies after they were born? Did they just slap 'em on the counter?

    • @garlicbreadstick404
      @garlicbreadstick404 Před 4 měsíci +483

      ​@@holybamboozlerdeepfryer

    • @sneakypancakes
      @sneakypancakes Před 4 měsíci +101

      ​@@garlicbreadstick404 OH GOD

    • @dyamondX
      @dyamondX Před 4 měsíci +74

      ​@@garlicbreadstick404 this is chaotic evil

    • @Sirpenti0us
      @Sirpenti0us Před 4 měsíci +50

      ​@@garlicbreadstick404 yummy

  • @charliebrown2365
    @charliebrown2365 Před 7 měsíci +11126

    He’s slowly transforming to a story time channel, I’m still gon be here for it

  • @Ahmedhassan.
    @Ahmedhassan. Před 7 měsíci +21959

    I came inediately

  • @urheretochill
    @urheretochill Před 5 měsíci +158

    Last two stories was CRAZY, hope they getting extra therapy 😭😭

  • @adamajora1003
    @adamajora1003 Před 5 měsíci +644

    Bro some of the people in this vid be like "Yeah I may or may not have slipped laxatives in this random ass dude's sprite, and I literally came in their burger, and they thought it was mayonnaise! I also just kinda murdered one of my customers one time for no reason. I still haven't been caught! Yeah, I'm just a bit silly like that. :3"

    • @FedkaSlovanich
      @FedkaSlovanich Před 5 měsíci +22

      i know alot of guys that if you piss them off while pour a ton of salt on your sandwich

    • @andyurielmon
      @andyurielmon Před 2 měsíci +11

      You seriously think that's silly? That's not just 'silly.' That's reckless, dangerous, and completely irresponsible. Not to mention, morally twisted. It's not something to wave off with a cute little smile.

    • @pabloni1117
      @pabloni1117 Před měsícem +36

      ​@@andyurielmonthat's the joke 😭

    • @lucario.pokedex.0448
      @lucario.pokedex.0448 Před měsícem

      :3

    • @sutcliffess
      @sutcliffess Před 17 dny +1

      >w

  • @thecrabhex5140
    @thecrabhex5140 Před 7 měsíci +5147

    The last confession is def the most mentally deranged one so far. Easy first place. Even thinking about it make my tummy hurt.

  • @wideeric1
    @wideeric1 Před 7 měsíci +8750

    Surely these confessions will be rational and only mildly bemusing. Surely this will reveal the levelheaded members of the Degenerocity community.

    • @atopia7677
      @atopia7677 Před 7 měsíci

      Bro can u stroke it for Me?

    • @jaimesanchez6390
      @jaimesanchez6390 Před 7 měsíci +234

      *birthing at Nandos*

    • @qlip
      @qlip Před 7 měsíci +27

      surely

    • @rocky_6969
      @rocky_6969 Před 7 měsíci +133

      @@jaimesanchez6390 the fact that she just wolfed down a whole order of fast food while "birthing" is crazy

    • @joshshrum2764
      @joshshrum2764 Před 7 měsíci +55

      @@rocky_6969The burger, shake bits part broke me down it’s what did me in why would you FUCKING EAT FOOD WHEN YOUR GOING INTO LABOR GET TO THE HOSPITAL.

  • @MentallyILL5
    @MentallyILL5 Před 2 měsíci +297

    18:50 “I FEEL DAH TRIH-LETS COMIN RIGH NOW😩😩” he zesty with it😭😭🙏🏽

  • @beefboss5979
    @beefboss5979 Před 5 měsíci +299

    that still at 18:54 was literally PERFECT for the situation

  • @psa1115
    @psa1115 Před 7 měsíci +1198

    imagine having to explain to your kid that they were born in a steak and shake while you was eating a literal burger during the ordeal

  • @rickanimationsnewchannel
    @rickanimationsnewchannel Před 6 měsíci +1861

    imagine being born and the person who conceived you is eating a damn burger while the employees are watching in complete utter disgust and fear

  • @holybamboozler
    @holybamboozler Před 4 měsíci +177

    19:43 the way he says "birth liquid" has me losing it

  • @howtodothatyt
    @howtodothatyt Před 6 měsíci +39

    that last story had me shaking and violently crying in a corner

  • @jellyfishstudios7228
    @jellyfishstudios7228 Před 6 měsíci +4241

    the whole izuku segment was pure 24k gold, the impression is spot on

    • @-No_Name_-
      @-No_Name_- Před 6 měsíci +279

      Why they gotta do my homeboy Deku like that, Uraraka is the one simping, he just tyrna be a hero, 💀

    • @low-key-tony
      @low-key-tony Před 6 měsíci +122

      @@-No_Name_-Fr! Deku’s trying stop AFO, getting people to simp for him is just a side hustle 💀

    • @-No_Name_-
      @-No_Name_- Před 6 měsíci +176

      @@low-key-tony He's Rizzuku Himdoriya, he pulls people by accident.

    • @wilburthemagicalcow
      @wilburthemagicalcow Před 6 měsíci +92

      @@-No_Name_-rizzuku himdoriya is wild ☠️☠️

    • @-No_Name_-
      @-No_Name_- Před 6 měsíci +50

      @@wilburthemagicalcow One for all actually hass one more secret quirk, the ability to call bitches, Quirk: Rizz arrow.

  • @justaclownhonkhonk7941
    @justaclownhonkhonk7941 Před 7 měsíci +3097

    That last confession had my jaw DROPPED for like 2 minutes wtf i hope that guy is okay :(

    • @joshshrum2764
      @joshshrum2764 Před 7 měsíci +240

      I don’t think he is, he’s literally Shinji in that clip he used.

    • @SuperCanonX2
      @SuperCanonX2 Před 6 měsíci +65

      Bro's living in Tokyo 3 right now

    • @keppinks
      @keppinks Před 6 měsíci +113

      i hope the woman was ok. how do you get to the point where ur giving birth to triplets on the steak ‘n shake floor

    • @YSleepish
      @YSleepish Před 6 měsíci +112

      ​@@keppinkswho cares about the woman bro she chose to give birth in a fast food restraunt in public

    • @wrrdcat
      @wrrdcat Před 6 měsíci +89

      hi im okay, im not the guy from the video but i wanted to let you know im doing great

  • @GothamsRealSaviour
    @GothamsRealSaviour Před 5 měsíci +115

    The animations from the part where he says “Two of the three triplets” at exactly 19:35 is from a game called a way out where you are in a hospital.

  • @anoddlyspecificnamepart2
    @anoddlyspecificnamepart2 Před 5 měsíci +41

    I was a busboy at this medium sized restaurant and had to clean everything. So this one time I get told “you need to clean up the bathroom, someone made a mess” so I was thinking water everywhere but no there was shit everywhere. All over the walls, the toilet, the sink, the floors, just everywhere.

    • @HotZilchy
      @HotZilchy Před 3 dny

      seriously though how tf do they end up on the WALLS like how does that always happen

    • @anoddlyspecificnamepart2
      @anoddlyspecificnamepart2 Před 3 dny

      @@HotZilchy I really don’t know, same thing happened at my school where shit was everywhere.

  • @Kawaii_smash
    @Kawaii_smash Před 7 měsíci +2458

    I feel sorry for anyone who works at Arby's ☠️☠️

    • @nito8066
      @nito8066 Před 7 měsíci +45

      i fell like at waffle house its even worse

    • @Kawaii_smash
      @Kawaii_smash Před 7 měsíci +62

      @@nito8066 oh my goodness is waffle house even a restaurant I feel like it's the backrooms but people work there

    • @parm8215
      @parm8215 Před 7 měsíci +32

      I work at arbys it ain't that bad except for the radiation

    • @Hitmandagoat
      @Hitmandagoat Před 7 měsíci +3

      @@Kawaii_smashwaffle house is good tf you talkin bout

    • @Kawaii_smash
      @Kawaii_smash Před 7 měsíci +11

      @@parm8215 wait what? Radiation?
      No wonder my poop wAs green last I ate at Arby's what is y'all doin to the meat 🍖

  • @mariako750
    @mariako750 Před 6 měsíci +1554

    The last stories about Amy and the pregnant lady take the cake as the most traumatizing confessions in this video

  • @Daubben
    @Daubben Před 6 měsíci +73

    7:29 went berserk is hilarious

    • @hellfoxwolf14
      @hellfoxwolf14 Před 4 měsíci +4

      The fact the OOF sound was there says it all.

  • @mayalonde1138
    @mayalonde1138 Před 6 měsíci +7

    Holy crap. That last one would snap my sanity if I was the guy who witnessed all that. Props to him for staying strong. I hope he got better after that.

  • @thed_ani
    @thed_ani Před 6 měsíci +1671

    As someone who washed dishes, if you’re able to lick the plates clean and be able to do that in time, give that man a raise. Bro is genetically built to clean dishes like a washing machine.

    • @fwjoeel
      @fwjoeel Před 6 měsíci +207

      do NOT give that man a raise bro his customers are getting herpes 😭

    • @springfaux6991
      @springfaux6991 Před 6 měsíci +48

      Bro was a purposed organism

    • @user-cp3le5li1t
      @user-cp3le5li1t Před 6 měsíci +41

      I'm sure that this man has a very happy girlfriend

    • @teamhop
      @teamhop Před 6 měsíci

      Hey I’ve got some really great news to share with you, Jesus Christ, the Son of God, died on a cross and resurrected on the third day so you may all have eternal life. If you believe and repent of your sins and put your faith and trust in Him as you would a parachute jumping off a plane at 25000 feet up in the air, He will give you eternal life in heaven as a free gift and I promise you, He will change your life forever as He did mine. He is the ONLY way to heaven and He loves you all. Please think deeply about this with urgency because this is your eternal life and soul, you don’t know when you could die, meaning you could die at any moment, so please consider this with all your heart. If anyone tells you that Jesus isn’t the only way, they are lying to you and they don’t care about your future

    • @user-en5vj6vr2u
      @user-en5vj6vr2u Před 6 měsíci +3

      It’s fake 90% of these stories are larps

  • @theotherjared9824
    @theotherjared9824 Před 7 měsíci +1559

    To explain the bank teller story: it's federal protocol that the bank account will automatically be transfered to the next of kin or the person declared in a will. They need to go to the bank and provide proof of death before the money is touched to prevent a random person claiming to be a family member running away from the money. The woman skipped those steps, which legally counts as fraud.

  • @user-ov5pr8wq3v
    @user-ov5pr8wq3v Před 5 měsíci +68

    5:47 is the funniest thing that I've ever seen in my life

  • @Smolfry.
    @Smolfry. Před měsícem +13

    18:55 Imagine telling ur kids this is how they were born 💀💀💀💀

    • @mr.s4ndman
      @mr.s4ndman Před 20 dny

      She probably led them to adoption

  • @compatriot852
    @compatriot852 Před 7 měsíci +5391

    As somebody who works in the medical field, seeing Degen get confused by medical terms got a chuckle out of me

  • @The_Sheldon666
    @The_Sheldon666 Před 7 měsíci +1095

    Amy is on her actual fucking villian arc 💀

    • @leticianeal9147
      @leticianeal9147 Před 7 měsíci +172

      Amy has been downhill ever since Sonic rejected her.

    • @whowhy7554
      @whowhy7554 Před 7 měsíci +119

      I imagined her running all the way to Alaska without stopping

    • @raider360X_sot
      @raider360X_sot Před 6 měsíci +116

      She really hit that AoE attack

    • @masud9049
      @masud9049 Před 6 měsíci +36

      @@raider360X_sotNO I CAN’T💀💀💀💀

    • @Alternativity0
      @Alternativity0 Před 6 měsíci +4

      Nah fr 💀

  • @DylanofScreenTime
    @DylanofScreenTime Před 9 dny +4

    That last confession had clips of Mordecai and Rigby, so I can’t help but imagine that this was something they went through as well.

  • @BottoBobbs
    @BottoBobbs Před měsícem +3

    This is a great video to watch after a mental breakdown bc despite being mentally unstable, I'm somehow more put together than most of your other fans. And that comforts me.

  • @ZECRA602
    @ZECRA602 Před 6 měsíci +3976

    Degenerocity may not be pregnant but he's always delivering 😔👏
    **Edit: That last confession was hella out of pocket** 💀💀💀

    • @X3RNEA5
      @X3RNEA5 Před 6 měsíci +431

      After the last story, This hits way different 💀

    • @enaisberrios7482
      @enaisberrios7482 Před 6 měsíci +143

      It just leaves me in laughter. The triplets couldn't even finish they meal for still tryna give the man and the pregnant woman the alarm that they needed to make themselves known 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @NoHatDashYT
      @NoHatDashYT Před 6 měsíci +47

      True. That story was crazy

    • @deadstar8809
      @deadstar8809 Před 6 měsíci +44

      just please dont have him deliver in a steak n' shake

    • @forest_fire959
      @forest_fire959 Před 6 měsíci +55

      BRO IM TRING EAT MY HOT POCKET RIGHT AND THIS SHIT JUST RUINS IT BRO😭

  • @RandomPersonRandom_Perso-gy2fq
    @RandomPersonRandom_Perso-gy2fq Před 6 měsíci +1718

    Man I feel so horrible for this man in last story.
    LIKE BRO YOU CANNOT JUST ENTER TO ONE PLACE TO GET FOOD AND GIVE BIRTH TO 3 OR 2 BABIES ON FLOOR
    IN FRONT OF 2 WORKERS THAT WERE JUST CHILLING
    And the fact his friend left before him I was feeling just horrible for him.
    I hope he won’t any problems explaining this issue to the therapist 😔

    • @RandomPersonRandom_Perso-gy2fq
      @RandomPersonRandom_Perso-gy2fq Před 6 měsíci +46

      I forgot to add have in “ I hope he won’t have any problems explaining this to the therapist “

    • @CursedCaptainGaming
      @CursedCaptainGaming Před 5 měsíci +58

      I legitimately cannot understand what went on in her head bro

    • @nemptic
      @nemptic Před 5 měsíci +14

      It’s so obvious its fake lmfao

    • @doodlegame8704
      @doodlegame8704 Před 3 měsíci +18

      You would hope it’s fake.

    • @anusaukko6792
      @anusaukko6792 Před 2 měsíci +68

      @@nemptic You see the problem is that he likely lives in America, so the chances of it being real skyrocket.

  • @CoCuldee
    @CoCuldee Před 5 měsíci +28

    9:50 OH HELL NAW😭

  • @ganicc4782
    @ganicc4782 Před měsícem +1

    You are one of the few things on this planet that make me genuinely happy. Thanks for being awesome!

  • @capefeartrainsandsirens
    @capefeartrainsandsirens Před 6 měsíci +741

    That last confession had my bones dematerializing and flesh inflating 💀💀

  • @RUBI748x
    @RUBI748x Před 7 měsíci +1491

    I swear this man gets funnier every single time 😂😂😂😂

  • @shinymew1213
    @shinymew1213 Před 6 měsíci +30

    You know what they say, the customer is always right 19:21

  • @HVY526
    @HVY526 Před 5 měsíci +9

    9:28 I lost it at the pizza balls 💀

  • @rossvaljr.3852
    @rossvaljr.3852 Před 7 měsíci +498

    That last story… I would not wish that kind of torture even on my worst enemies. My heart goes out to the poor lad. God damn.

    • @Laikafan02
      @Laikafan02 Před 6 měsíci +37

      I have 2 brothers and HOLLLYYY SHIT I couldn’t imagine being born at a fucking steak ‘n shack. Like holy shit

    • @iamkartvya29
      @iamkartvya29 Před 6 měsíci +20

      ​@@Laikafan02maybe it was you in the last confession and your parents have been lying to you all this time

    • @Good_Watch
      @Good_Watch Před 6 měsíci +1

      I would.

  • @victor_.
    @victor_. Před 6 měsíci +568

    My heart goes out to the last dude, may your soul heal from this incident 😭

  • @thyvevusion218
    @thyvevusion218 Před měsícem +4

    OH MY GOD THE LAST ONE, I WORK SOMETIMES IN FAST FOOD AND I HOPE NOTHING LIKE THAT EVER HAPPENS. The worst thing is usually very rude customers thinking you can put stuff in order they want or just wanting to argue, but this is whole level

  • @JustaFace-mi2do
    @JustaFace-mi2do Před 23 dny +2

    Last guy is an og, he could've just called the ambulance, or waited, but he helped, hope he gets better soon

  • @hyaudah4197
    @hyaudah4197 Před 6 měsíci +592

    For the guy in the last story, i hope you're okay man, goddamn even just hearing the story makes my jaw dropped to the earths core

  • @grunkleg.3110
    @grunkleg.3110 Před 7 měsíci +925

    That last story, what was going on in that woman's mind that she needed a steakburger as she was giving birth? That's not like a hormonal decision, that's something you'd do consciously

    • @Huh9631
      @Huh9631 Před 7 měsíci +221

      She must not be right in the head, only logical explanation I can think of

    • @froggyyyy107
      @froggyyyy107 Před 6 měsíci +158

      Maybe she thought she had enough time before the birth to pop in to get something to eat since many hospitals don’t let you eat during labor

    • @buttnuttz6119
      @buttnuttz6119 Před 6 měsíci

      Maybe she has like a public birth/eating fetish because why else would she choose to just put these random workers into that horrible situation

    • @Fordrake_Fangirl
      @Fordrake_Fangirl Před 6 měsíci +147

      Idk I've heard that sometimes pregnant women get intense cravings for certain foods because of the babies and since she had triplets maybe that desire was multiplied by 3 so maybe that was it

    • @Just-Some-Helium
      @Just-Some-Helium Před 6 měsíci +55

      She was hungry man.

  • @jennycat0592
    @jennycat0592 Před 5 měsíci +3

    When I leave your videos on at night, instead of eventually going to someone else’s videos, it just plays your videos on repeat in an inescapable loop. I have gone insane.

  • @Davidistaken360
    @Davidistaken360 Před 5 měsíci +66

    10:49 !!!YOU FORGOT THE PICKLES!!!

  • @dannylewis1539
    @dannylewis1539 Před 6 měsíci +577

    God, the sudden Midoriya impression for the middle school confession had me CRYING 😂😂. That was perfect.

    • @Maru_812
      @Maru_812 Před 6 měsíci

      Open ur legs 😅

  • @GreekV1nce
    @GreekV1nce Před 7 měsíci +1122

    This man has heard more confessions than a Catholic priest before Christmas 💀
    Honestly, Hope y'all doing better now and don't have to work a shitty job🙏🏼
    (After that last one I need to go shower😶)

    • @seeschoker9809
      @seeschoker9809 Před 7 měsíci +35

      The last one is CRAZY

    • @GreekV1nce
      @GreekV1nce Před 7 měsíci

      @@seeschoker9809 ON GOD BRO! That dude must have had to go to therapy for SURE after that. Honestly I'm sad for him, hope he feels better now😔🙏

    • @jj_gmmo153
      @jj_gmmo153 Před 7 měsíci

      czcams.com/video/XgbfU_JG3Q8/video.htmlsi=-g8SAJghGI7Man7m

  • @neoloc22
    @neoloc22 Před 21 dnem +1

    Amy and the pregnant lady stories is so crazy it makes my jaw drop, i don't even know what to say anymore. 💀

  • @TheOneWhoGamblez
    @TheOneWhoGamblez Před 3 měsíci +5

    The Amy story got me holding on for dear live💀🙏

  • @irvingguzman2612
    @irvingguzman2612 Před 6 měsíci +587

    I'm a physician and I can confirm that seeing triplets be born is shocking for people not trained, I've seen fathers in the labor room with their wives faint and vomit. That last guy in the story was hella brave and probably the trauma will take some therapy lol

    • @Lithuanian_NAFO_lad
      @Lithuanian_NAFO_lad Před 4 měsíci +24

      You dont have to be a mental health specialist to know that watching birth of an infant ONCE is traumatising, and our protagonist got that 3 times over. I honestly could barely stomache it, and I have read a lot on human phisiology and general biology and chemistry literature. I honestly want to hug the OP and invite him on a proper 3 course meal and a trip of the baltic states.

    • @meihuangha
      @meihuangha Před 3 měsíci

      question does that mean something is wrong with me? everyone I know say they're traumatized seeing birth but I've watched live births and c sections and I have the opposite reaction. I like watching them. and I don't mean to be cool or egdy but I feel like I'm the only person who doesn't get traumatized. (I'm a nursing student on my maternity rotation so I also study in depth anatomy and physiology). ​@@Lithuanian_NAFO_lad

  • @HeisenbergFam
    @HeisenbergFam Před 7 měsíci +398

    "never work at Arby's" is one of the most accurate descriptions in history

  • @orsaz924
    @orsaz924 Před 6 měsíci +14

    Some of the people in these confessions deserve jail time fr fr 💀💀
    I get messing with the customer order *if* (and ONLY *if*) they did you dirty *FIRST* ; otherwise it's completely unprofessional and uncalled for
    Anyway, 11:20 and the last confession are wild af 😂😂💀

  • @user-dx9iz7pv9d
    @user-dx9iz7pv9d Před 6 měsíci +2

    New here deadass lost it at the Curly fries flare up. 😂 Keep this content coming.

  • @christhechilled
    @christhechilled Před 6 měsíci +607

    14:58 Bruh is a real Deku

  • @SunkyD
    @SunkyD Před 6 měsíci +652

    That last confession left me with zero words. The delivery on the "I FEEL THE TRIPLETS COMING" would have left me wishing I was in a coma. I am praying for bro, no one should ever have to deal with that on such short notice, i wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy, i really hope the kids never hear what transpired on that day.
    That Izuku Midoriya impression was fantastic, i was impressed on how well it sounded

    • @thedarkfox4517
      @thedarkfox4517 Před 6 měsíci +24

      I need find that man, He needs a hug after experiencing that.

    • @funnybones98
      @funnybones98 Před 5 měsíci +8

      the 💯 emoji part was so good 😭

    • @Delilahsocool
      @Delilahsocool Před 4 měsíci +1

      I would of passed out 💀

  • @the_one_03
    @the_one_03 Před měsícem +2

    last dude did a virtue tbh. That gonna comeback good

  • @th3WOP
    @th3WOP Před 6 měsíci +18

    7:43 Lmao that's right my brothers we finna get our getback 🔥

    • @Ang3l_VR
      @Ang3l_VR Před měsícem

      Asmodeus pfp spotted

  • @lofrez1785
    @lofrez1785 Před 7 měsíci +120

    That Deku voice impression was accurate 💀💀

  • @wo_w6640
    @wo_w6640 Před 7 měsíci +206

    This shit got me contemplating wtf I would do if a woman came into where I work giving birth.

    • @averagecyndaquilenjoyer-vj8ul
      @averagecyndaquilenjoyer-vj8ul Před 7 měsíci +49

      If you work at a hospital it would happen every other day

    • @DoctorBones1
      @DoctorBones1 Před 6 měsíci

      @@averagecyndaquilenjoyer-vj8ul hospitals have staff for that not minimum wage john working at a ghetto ass micky d's

    • @Gello_The_Fello
      @Gello_The_Fello Před 6 měsíci +19

      If it's anywhere else, that's crazy

  • @user-om2kq9wr9d
    @user-om2kq9wr9d Před 2 měsíci +7

    11:19 most out of pocket thing i have heard in my life bro im begging you do NOT put monkey brain in my burger im on my knees begging 😭😭

  • @blanket4763
    @blanket4763 Před 6 měsíci +32

    2:50 she probably needs permission from the trust that was set up after his death

    • @3th10p14n
      @3th10p14n Před měsícem

      and she needs to be in the will

  • @TheBoltMaster456
    @TheBoltMaster456 Před 6 měsíci +266

    Degenerocity's english Deku impression is SO GOOD 😭💀

  • @fwra1234
    @fwra1234 Před 7 měsíci +832

    I used to work at Baskin Robbins. Late one evening, I was working alone and there was only a young couple quietly sharing a sundae. 4 white uni kids come in and ask all 3 of for help with "a video project for school." They ask the couple to start cuddling in the restaurant and asked me to yell and point at them "IS THIS ALLOWED?" We did what they asked and then the 4 left without buying anything. I think it was for a tiktok

    • @Isawthatbro31
      @Isawthatbro31 Před 7 měsíci +51

      That seems random 😅

    • @MoonMoon-cl4co
      @MoonMoon-cl4co Před 7 měsíci

      Yo really! Sounds like they were making a reference to this vine from a few years back!
      m.czcams.com/video/lsJ_UROYN_U/video.html&pp=ygUUaXMgdGhpcyBhbGxvd2VkIHZpbmU%3D

    • @PixelPower0615
      @PixelPower0615 Před 7 měsíci +120

      That vine is iconic, tiktok could never...

    • @Kawaii_smash
      @Kawaii_smash Před 7 měsíci +3

      Ohh nah oh hell naw

    • @unlightings
      @unlightings Před 7 měsíci +4

      @@PixelPower0615that vine still lives rent free in my head to this day lol

  • @pawpaw9398
    @pawpaw9398 Před 29 dny +1

    The last two had to be the most traumatizing story to man kind

  • @dinleywalters9067
    @dinleywalters9067 Před měsícem +1

    Last person doesn’t think he’s guts,BROS LIFE IS WORSE THAN GUTS

  • @SomeGuyOnThisPlatform
    @SomeGuyOnThisPlatform Před 7 měsíci +587

    So nice of Degenerocity giving us a gift for the new years by making a new confessions video.

    • @jj_gmmo153
      @jj_gmmo153 Před 7 měsíci

      czcams.com/video/XgbfU_JG3Q8/video.htmlsi=-g8SAJghGI7Man7mczcams.com/video/XgbfU_JG3Q8/video.htmlsi=-g8SAJghGI7Man7m

    • @joshshrum2764
      @joshshrum2764 Před 7 měsíci +1

      Worst Chris gift ever after that last one.

    • @MusselFlum
      @MusselFlum Před 6 měsíci

      I turned on my flashlight on my phone to find a booger i dropped on the ground and ate it.

  • @MetalFucker246
    @MetalFucker246 Před 6 měsíci +831

    Nobody except you can make me gag while laughing hysterically

    • @enaisberrios7482
      @enaisberrios7482 Před 6 měsíci +10

      Exactly 😂😂😂

    • @jonathanholloway2127
      @jonathanholloway2127 Před 6 měsíci +15

      Gag is kinda sus😅

    • @ihatelatinas
      @ihatelatinas Před 6 měsíci

      you know gagging is a normal thing that fucking happens, over things that aren't "sus"​@@jonathanholloway2127

    • @Luxan-yf4rv
      @Luxan-yf4rv Před 5 měsíci +1

      Nobody like him can make me gag like that😩

  • @_ESSENTI4LS
    @_ESSENTI4LS Před 3 měsíci +4

    The Amy vs Jason battle is one for the history books

  • @spookycat4155
    @spookycat4155 Před 6 měsíci +2

    The last confession left me shaking and crying 💀 i ain't even joking at this point i imagined everything

  • @TheMMMification
    @TheMMMification Před 7 měsíci +228

    The end of the Amy story scares me because I also live in AK. If I ever run into her, I hope I end up on her good side, because she's clearly capable of anything.

  • @KirbyJason210
    @KirbyJason210 Před 6 měsíci +280

    14:36 That Deku impression got me cracking up.

  • @user-Redhood4598
    @user-Redhood4598 Před 5 měsíci +2

    The deku voice was weirdly on point to the point where it made me uncomfortable but I didn’t care👁️👄👁️🦧🦍

  • @itsjusttt_Mia
    @itsjusttt_Mia Před měsícem +2

    14:36 I have never squealed and curled up like a ball this badly from an accurate Midoriya's impression 😳😵‍💫-- I APPLAUD YOU FOR THAT 😭💖
    Luv your vids tho 😊 Keep it up and may God bless your soul 🙏❤️✨

  • @Randomdude64725
    @Randomdude64725 Před 7 měsíci +132

    The final confession was crazy, sounded cinematic the way you acted it out.

  • @justinqueso9644
    @justinqueso9644 Před 7 měsíci +265

    The best part about this series is that he's never gonna run out of stories

  • @Site19Series
    @Site19Series Před 2 měsíci +1

    Doof: I have the worst trauma!
    That dude in the last story: *Hold my beer*

  • @AJ-guy
    @AJ-guy Před 5 měsíci +1

    I've seen and heard a lot of crazy shit before, but the last confession had me absolutely FLABBERGASTED

  • @hassanes3360
    @hassanes3360 Před 7 měsíci +121

    The shnitzel visual at 19:47 had me in stitches man I can’t breathe

  • @royalrain20xx92
    @royalrain20xx92 Před 7 měsíci +101

    That last confession was just… theater. To the brave soul that shared this with us, thank you

  • @jonathanhamlet1942
    @jonathanhamlet1942 Před 5 měsíci +1

    Always love your videos bro!😂❤

  • @mariokon3666
    @mariokon3666 Před 3 měsíci +1

    That last one really.....Damm I feel bad for him,hope you feel better bro

  • @critterace
    @critterace Před 7 měsíci +57

    Not only did she give birth in a restaurant, she gave birth to TRIPLETS?? I hope the guy who had to deal with this is ok☠️☠️

    • @HypaBox
      @HypaBox Před 7 měsíci +3

      Bro is probably in a mental assylum rn😭😭😭

    • @user-bb4eg5cc8p
      @user-bb4eg5cc8p Před 7 měsíci +2

      the odds of triplets are 1 in 10,000 meaning he had a 1 in ten thousand chance to have the most unlucky experience ever and he got dealt those cards

  • @Mr.Chief11
    @Mr.Chief11 Před 6 měsíci +93

    The fact he spent a minute or two searching up words is just the most humane thing I’ve seen

  • @YORICHII_1
    @YORICHII_1 Před 3 měsíci +2

    That last man will never live life the same again 😭🙏

  • @jmank6064
    @jmank6064 Před 6 dny +1

    The second to last story was a drama in Shakespeare level.

  • @Abyss_for_memes
    @Abyss_for_memes Před 6 měsíci +257

    18:27 that cat on the zaza💀

  • @BryanPlush
    @BryanPlush Před 7 měsíci +217

    14:36 Deku love story 💀

  • @InDuratizze
    @InDuratizze Před 4 měsíci +2

    Prayer to the last guy, wouldn't wish that on my WORST enemy

  • @digitalgamer457
    @digitalgamer457 Před 6 měsíci +11

    7:04 dis shit got me dying bro 😂😂😂

  • @lunarmiau
    @lunarmiau Před 7 měsíci +60

    These confessions are getting crazier and crazier 💀💀

    • @seeschoker9809
      @seeschoker9809 Před 7 měsíci +5

      The last one was crazy as fuck and disgusting

    • @cancerousdisease
      @cancerousdisease Před 7 měsíci +3

      ​@@seeschoker9809 Not as much as your profile pic pooks 😍😍

    • @better_known_asFrancis
      @better_known_asFrancis Před 7 měsíci +3

      @@seeschoker9809 dont forget amy's wrath

    • @gregkareem9824
      @gregkareem9824 Před 6 měsíci

      ​@@seeschoker9809 stop cursing its a sin

    • @seeschoker9809
      @seeschoker9809 Před 6 měsíci

      @@cancerousdisease NAH is it bc to black dudes are kissing im homiesexual 😀😃

  • @maxwellsimmons530
    @maxwellsimmons530 Před 7 měsíci +224

    The last guy put too much thought into the situation. He saved 3 childrens lives that day, he should feel proud.

    • @Xx_SuperPenis_xX
      @Xx_SuperPenis_xX Před 7 měsíci +44

      i dont think the last story was real lmao

    • @Soul.Resonant
      @Soul.Resonant Před 7 měsíci +97

      I think being proud would be the last thing on someone's mind in that situation

    • @denjiisabendy3539
      @denjiisabendy3539 Před 7 měsíci

      ​@@Soul.Resonanttrue, kinda pisses me off her fat arse made some random teen give birth, if it was me I am dipping

    • @joshshrum2764
      @joshshrum2764 Před 7 měsíci +62

      Man wasn’t ready for all that, and most of the event is repulsive.

    • @nelson5073
      @nelson5073 Před 6 měsíci +27

      he didn't choose to be a hero, he was forced to do it

  • @Barakon
    @Barakon Před 3 měsíci +11

    13:02 dude’s consent been violated cuz he was forced to witness that shit, I ain’t jokin, keep yo pet play to yourself.

  • @FaracyConfines
    @FaracyConfines Před 5 měsíci

    Exceptional content as always Dr. Generocity.

  • @LeastInsaneUtsu-PFan
    @LeastInsaneUtsu-PFan Před 7 měsíci +790

    Things you gain from Degenerocity:
    Science knowledge
    Political knowledge
    Job Advice
    Hearing loss

  • @Ariiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
    @Ariiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Před 7 měsíci +117

    as soon as bro starts a storytime channel he gonna make crazy bread with these confessions.

  • @The_last_Gnome
    @The_last_Gnome Před 6 měsíci +1

    that happy new year at the end caught me off guard💀

  • @driposwine6557
    @driposwine6557 Před 24 dny +1

    The last two were diabolical 😭🙏