MARK GOLDBRIDGE BIGGEST RAGES OF THE SEASON 2020/21
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"He couldn't pour water out of a jug if I told him the instructions were on the bottom" that is absolutely genius thank you Mark
i swear the guy is the king of analogies
I like the "he couldnt mark a piece of paper with muddy hands" aha
It's one of the oldest analogies going. He didn't make it up 😂
@@JBrown_Trivium it is a good one though
I'm stealing that
*ABsolute* count: 247
Desk Bangs: 68
Priceless Analogies: 103
StanBridge
Excellent statkeeping
Bloody is another common one😂 must be there 70-80 times
“I can’t believe this”
“Disgrace”
“Prat”
He’s got a whole bag of these 😂
@@Ristofec 'who's marking who!?'
6-1 Spurs must’ve peaked Mark Goldbridge’s Blood pressure
Get out Harry Maguire, piss off Harry Maguire u useless piece of 💩
after watching Maguire pull down Shaw lol
He will have cheered up a few hours later when Liverpool lost 7-2
I remember watching this game thinking none of their defenders are good enough. 6-1 game I think is why Ole has been quite defensive this season
lmao
"Who's marking Demba Ba?!" always get gets me everytime XD XD
bringin terrible memories back...
EVERY damn time. Then he calls them Besiktas cause he forgot their name😂😂😂 demba ba really provided us with gold this season😂😂
@@scousefcburkito6523 😭😭😂
that goal was a joke i remember
@@scousefcburkito6523 I’m in severe tremendous pain
Best thing about this is that it starts with De Gea saving a pen😄
Was that the last pen he saved?? Cursed 😂😂
@@ViperReports nah I dont think he saved it actually, the last one was 4 years ago, that one was canceled
@@ViperReports yes but the save got wiped from him because he was off his line
That first shout though, scared the sh*t out of me ngl hahaha
Same
Eardrumbridge
It really did lmao
My volume was on max. I had a heart attack.
same!
"Get rid of harry maguire !!!"
best part ever
😂
“Heads the ball like a bloody balloon”
The best of the lot!! Even I felt bad for Harry after this rent!! 😅🤣🤣🤣
"Useless ABSOLUTELY useless" is the best line
😂😂😂😭😭😭
I almost died at that part😂😂
00:01- De Gea Saves Penalty against Palace
00:55- Penalty Check
1:09- Palace awarded penalty again
2:03- Zaha makes it 3-1
3:02- Brighton Equalizer(2-2)
3:53- Maguire Blunders (1-1 Spurs)
5:13- Maguire Blunders again(2-1)
6:34- Martial Red Card
8:03- Spurs 4-1
8:54- Arsenal 1-0
9:31- Demba Ba Scores (1-0 Istanbul)
10:30- 2-0 Istanbul
12:21- Southampton 1-0
13:34- RB Leipzig 1-0
14:51- Get Rid of Harry Maguire😂(3-0 Leipzig)
16:12- Sheffield United 2-1
17:09- Leicester 2-1
(Bonus: 18:10- Goldbridge showing his FIFA card🤣)
Ty legend
Ur the person we didn't know we needed... But love ☺️
absolute legend😘
Ty
Wasn’t it 2-0 for spurs
8:13 I'm looking at son dancing like a smug sh*t 😭
5:33 aged perfectly 😂😂😂
Honestly United could get Messi and neymar and we’d still put in ass performances
14:05 the way he moved his arms killed me💀😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Slow mo 😂
Flapping around like a bat stuck in porridge 😂😂😂😂
3:57 kills me every time😂😂
You useless piece of sh.t🤣🤣🤣🤣😂 I'm dying😭
Maguire was awful in that Tottenham game he dragged his own player down and didn’t even clear the ball
6:20 This analogy ended me ☠️😭😭😭
🤣🤣🤣🤣
It's the mince pie for me😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
14:51 this is the best for me by a mile 😂
Agreed 🤣
Thursday night football, courtesy of Harry Maguire.
💀💀💀💀💀
Lmao you so right. That was funny AF🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂
Gold
5:22 This defence in wubbish 🤣
The fact that they managed to come 2nd in the league with such performances is simply astonishing
We (Liverpool) came 3rd. Anything can happen.
It's because everyone else is even worse lol. I'm a Liverpool fan and on form we deserved to finish 6th
Because no club in the EPL has managed to be consistently good.
Lampard’s Chelsea tactically misfired for half a season before Tuchel came in to right the ship, Arsenal have been consistently bad, Leicester keep dropping points especially as Vardy’s goals dried up, City never came to life until Dias came in, and still they get caught on the counter like against United and Brighton, Liverpool....yeah enough said for them this season, Spurs dipped all the way down the hell once Mourinho decided to revert to defence after Liverpool beat them, and West Ham never had the squad quality to keep up their run.
Because they are varchester united
💯💯😂😂
Iconic lines & analogies
0:06- GO ON DAVE!
2:17- Bloody musical statues
3:22- Garden Gnome FC on sleeping pills
3:57- Get out/piss off Harry Maguire
6:24- Newborn lamb analogy
7:04- Cancel football!
9:01- Look at him dancing as well, tosser!
9:36- Who’s marking Demba Ba?!
10:30- ABSOLUTE SHIT
10:38- Halloween analogy
10:54- He couldn’t pour water out of a jug if I told him the instructions were on the bottom 😂
11:26- Couldn’t tackle a packet of Wotsits 😂😂
14:05- WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
14:51- GET RID OF HARRY MAGUIRE!!!
16:02- Kick the Emmerdale music in
17:30- Like a bloody hobbit wearing Timberlands in the deep end of the swimming pool 😂😂
Legend says he still can’t believe it😂😂😂.
Up the Reds
"coudnt pour water out of a jug if a gave him the instructions on the bottom" had me in creases
7:04 cancel football 😂😂😂
9:34 still kills me how he spelt Istanbul and also how he rages.
Cry
Harry maguire defending like a newborn lamb stopping a hungry pack of wolves eating a crispy cream donut .......this got me🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
💯💯😂😂😂😂
Me too
17:30 oh my days 🤣🤣😂😂😂
Someone with a lot of time on there hands, should go back and find out who gets abused the most all season eg....
Maguire 346
Lindelof 289
Fred 251
Whole defence 504
Rashford 214
Martial 85
Pogba 137
VAR 94
The desk 765
@@jm763cbdh3 😂😂
@@jm763cbdh3 🤣🤣🤣
@@jm763cbdh3 Goated comment
“Newborn lamb trying to stop a hungry pack of wolves from eating the last crispy crème donut “ 😂😂😂😂
This finished me 😭😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Where’s the one where he reacts to every goal conceded that got the highest votes in the poll
That’ll be out soon, already had this one made tho
😉
@@TheUnitedStandClips do u no who I am
14:52 “Harry Maguire, GET RID OF HARRY MAGUIRE”😂😂that is hillarious 😄
Funniest clip I’ve ever seen of Mark 🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Maguire has been so consistenly crap that Mark does't get this angry anymore lol
You forgot about the Everton game. Godfrey shouting f**k off😂😂
Dude was almost raging as much as i was
Look at Godfrey shouting F**K off. The desk almost gets destroyed.
I was FUMING 🤬🤬
That’s the funniest one no cap
Part 2
Looking forward to this 🤣😂🤣😂😅
10:30 gets me every time 😂🤣😂🤣
Yep this whole sequence is perfect by Mark. I repeat this one constantly. "You've come as a ghost haven't ya?" "No I'm Harry Maguire in a full kit." Always kills me
"Get rid of harry maguire !!!" is the best 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This man has made my season. Unbelievable content
I knew this was coming out at some point, never fails to make me laugh
Dads when there mate dave is having a scrap at the bar 0:05
Their*
@@christiannrgaard6129 i failed at life
@@LordOfTheMings1 hey craig
@@theletter_lshorts5646 hello
that fucking got me😂😂😂
Like a bloody Hobbit wearing Timbalands in the deep end of a swimming pool 😂
"You've come as a ghost haven't you?"
That one had me rolling🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
He blames Harry Maguire for almost every goal in this video. Sums up his time at United.
lindelof.. at least slabhead improved
Didnt he get better tho?
Maguire nd lindashit
Lindeflop.
Maguire is still shit now
"Who's marking Demba Ba!!!"
My favorite Goldbridge line EVER!
🤣🤣🤣
Mmm is it ur best over the iconic Pink Boots?
10:49 KG's soundboard 😂😂
9:44 “ beskitas or whatever they’re bloody called “ 😂😂
Mark, you’re one of a very small number of Utd supporters I’d happily have a drink with.
Keep up the great work.
Been waiting for this 👍🏻
14:05 had me dying😭😭😭😭😭
Mark Goldbridge and his analogies while raging, a match made in heaven 🤣🤣🤣🤣
the 1-6 was an inflexion point in the Golbridgeverse. Never have I ever searched his channel as quicky to see the reaction as that day
Probably Maguires worst game, I remember watching the Leipzig reaction and that was the peak for me
WE NEED THIS
Couldn't pour water out of a jug if I told him the instructions were on the bottom 🤣🤣
"Back your man"😂😂
Whenever I’m feeling down I watch this to make my day
I’ve never clicked on a video this fast 😂😂
I do not know why, everytime I watch Mark's reaction video, I calm me down. Especially whenever I feel angry or stress
Lmao. Ole gave us a horrible season but the moments with goldbridge yelling 'what is he doing!!?' made it well worth watching😂😂😂😂😂😂
17:26 "that midfield is out of its depth like a bloody hobbit wearing timberlands in the deep end of a swimming pool" HOLD MEEEEEEE LOOOOLLLLL
As an American I thoroughly enjoy the phrases brits use aha so awesome!
Lol love watching these..... just pray we have a huge summer
I've never seen a funnier middle finger than goldbridge's🤣🤣🤣🤣
This keeps getting better and better keep up the good work 😂
Great vid!!😂😂😂😂
After the stress of the season nothing is funnier than seeing these😂
united vs istanbul,tottenham and leipzig is prime goldbridge rage
Knew this was going to happen. 🤣🤣
9:53 “memories of slippy g”😭🤣
I’ve just clicked on the video and I know that this video is gold! 😂
I always laugh at 'GET RID OF HARRY MAGUIREEE' like his face changes so suddenly
This was very good 👍👏mark goldbridge
5:35 wondering how did mark already predicted this 👀
We need that 2nd part ASAP !!
Goldbridge: Dean Henderson whooo!!!!!
Him second later: visible depression
I love this so much
this video sent back so much of my ptsd for this season.
You've come as ghost harry haven't you?
No it's me in my kit
I near died 😂
I needed this 😂😂🙌🏿
For someone who speaks highly of Maguire he sure used to hate his guts 🤣
we had to blame someone in defense bc DDG always saving our arses
and idk why he didn't blame lindelof
I mean he was complete shit in the first half of the season
@@machoochoo he always blames lindelöf. In The start of the video you have som proof.
5:32 this aged unbelievably well
Love this channel....
Been through good and bad times! Proud to be a Man United Fan
This is gonna be good haha
mark has keep me away from depression
Lmao, British slang is getting me all the time!
This video is impossible not to like 😁
So glad we get another yr of this with ole at the wheel
This in 2x speed is gold
this is the best advice I have ever gotten in life
'swivel on it!' 😄
This is comedy gold!! Mark is amazing and I love watching united stand because of him. But from AFC fan is bloody amazing watching utds downfall and becoming the new banter FC 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Your the BEST
Mark you are the salvation of mankind! I exist to oppose United with my every fibre but you confirm to me that it’s the club we follow that separates people ! When my wife says ‘why do you get so carried away? It’s just a game! I show her this and say “it’s not just me, and this poor soul follows United!” underneath we are all the same ! It matters ! Keep it up ! 😂👊
Oh snap, De Gea saved the first penalty we faced this season(encroachment though)
Then missed the last penalty we took
Poetic
De Gea couldn't save a penalty even if a kid took it
0/40 saved penalties since 2015
@@topalovicbih1582 *2016, FA cup semi
But it's still abysmal, I agree
@@topalovicbih1582 aged well you donut
You've come as a ghost? " No Im Harry Maguire in a full kit" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Legend
5:33 who's here after Leicester 4-2 United with ronaldo 😭😭🤣
That penalty save was the only save he actually made throughout the season including facing 11 in the POUNDLAND final 😂
Out of their depth “Hobbit wearing timberlands at the end of a pool” makes me laugh 😂 every time.
Goldbridge's Kevin Costner reference misses for so many viewers lol. That's pulling one out of the vault, though. Bodyguard 😂
Legit I’m dead 😵 with this video 😂😂🥲🤣🤣 the first goal United and Maguire concede to Spurs is priceless.
Get In !...Bloody Luv It !
I love u and wanna keep watching. But legit question could you manage the current team any better?
part two plz
If i only get to watch one video for the rest of my life, this is it.
Ngl I think we need a part 2
The sad thing is I vividly remember each of these mistakes and scenarios…