THE UNITED STAND BEST RAGE/FUNNY COMPILATION (2020 EDITION) (remastered)

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  • čas přidán 20. 01. 2021
  • Just a couple tweaks from the last compilation
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Komentáře • 201

  • @NDRZ03
    @NDRZ03 Před 3 lety +471

    ‘He could’ve booked Fred there he’s a bit lucky’ ... ‘OH HES BOOKED HIM. WHAT A PRAT!!’

    • @krispyai4229
      @krispyai4229 Před 4 měsíci +18

      “The inconsistency strikes again” 😂

    • @CharlieLannister
      @CharlieLannister Před měsícem

      he never uttered the word "lucky" there

    • @NDRZ03
      @NDRZ03 Před měsícem +4

      @@CharlieLannistersorry for not getting the quote completely correct word for word

    • @CharlieLannister
      @CharlieLannister Před měsícem +1

      @@NDRZ03 Sorry for telling you. Clearly the end of the world. I aplogogize

  • @alexmatos8523
    @alexmatos8523 Před 2 lety +139

    “Fred coulda got booked there, gotta be a bit careful….”
    “HES BOOKED HIM, HES BLOODY BOOKED HIM, YOU BALD CRETIN! SHUT UP!”
    🤣🤣🤣

  • @Edward123fat
    @Edward123fat Před 2 lety +103

    "we couldn't mark a blank piece of paper with muddy hands"! the man is a legend for his analogies 🤣🤣🙌🏻

  • @hipstr_t
    @hipstr_t Před 3 lety +316

    You're a legend for compiling this.

  • @detinu
    @detinu Před 2 lety +91

    50:30 He couldn't pour water out of a jug if I told him the instructions are on the bottom 🤣🤣🤣🤣. Mark what a legend.

    • @SWJ_
      @SWJ_ Před 2 lety +16

      That’s got to be one of Goldbridge’s best analogies ever 😂😂😂

    • @antonrichardson7774
      @antonrichardson7774 Před 2 lety

      @@SWJ_ you never heard that before? You think he makes all these up

    • @ballyros
      @ballyros Před 3 měsíci +1

      ​@@antonrichardson7774he makes a lot up infairness to him but yeah not that one

  • @EFP8
    @EFP8 Před 2 lety +23

    Strongest things in the world
    3.iron
    2.titanium
    1.mark goldbridges desk

  • @Jacob-rj4zv
    @Jacob-rj4zv Před 3 lety +41

    “You bald cretin” 😂😂😂

  • @SWJ_
    @SWJ_ Před 2 lety +21

    “Peppa pig, piss off Peppa pig... piece of shit...” 😂😂😂
    21:53

  • @Echo_Recon_01
    @Echo_Recon_01 Před 4 měsíci +18

    when I'm in a Bad Mood I'll just watch Mark Goldbridge Rants to make me feel better again.

  • @bobball622
    @bobball622 Před 2 lety +36

    Ah man that speech about man united falling and then peppa pig comes on has ended me 🤣🤣🤣

    • @arjanvos6747
      @arjanvos6747 Před 2 lety +3

      got me to tears from laughing really.... 21:55

    • @kinyanjuicarlos8899
      @kinyanjuicarlos8899 Před 2 lety +3

      @@arjanvos6747 was like where is he going!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @PalmBaiReader
    @PalmBaiReader Před 2 lety +48

    " About as useful as a pair of glasses on a bloke with one ear " 49:02

  • @davidjohn7315
    @davidjohn7315 Před 3 lety +43

    "That will be a penalty , his hands are in an unnatural position " Ref gives pen.... Unleashes a five minute rant about why it isn't a penalty......

    • @VexFS
      @VexFS Před 2 lety +5

      To be fair...

  • @eclipsxd
    @eclipsxd Před 3 lety +101

    21:52 lmaoooo

  • @MrTomo11
    @MrTomo11 Před 3 lety +46

    55:00 I just realised we played back 5 against Club Brugge XDD , Top Job m8 for this compilation.

    • @billkats3524
      @billkats3524 Před 2 lety +1

      Playing with 11 men, playing with 10 some things never change...
      Ole is very lucky not having an actual ucl group this year,or there would be Thursday night football again this year...

  • @dgmaffi
    @dgmaffi Před 2 lety +17

    Football fan from America here. This is the greatest thing I have watched on the internet in a long time. Absolutely brilliant meltdowns!

  • @cazzakidmcerlean8080
    @cazzakidmcerlean8080 Před 3 lety +48

    I love this and the fact that it’s an hour best vid I’ve ever seen

  • @hjm2779
    @hjm2779 Před 2 lety +17

    "Changes position more than a pornstar with a bad knee" I'm done XD

  • @GarethDkhar
    @GarethDkhar Před 3 lety +17

    36:51 you're welcome 🤣

  • @ianmartin6643
    @ianmartin6643 Před 3 lety +21

    I fall asleep to this every night... absolute bliss 👍

    • @rtm7360
      @rtm7360 Před 2 lety +1

      Haha you must be a brother of an other mother

    • @jacobpolanske9408
      @jacobpolanske9408 Před 2 lety

      I do too lol about to go to sleep to it rn

  • @jackbollard17
    @jackbollard17 Před 3 lety +17

    Over an hour long- you are an absolute goat for doing this🤣🙌🏼

  • @orbaxrafa3808
    @orbaxrafa3808 Před 3 lety +45

    My dog passed away yesterday. But your videos make my day keep it up

  • @macLemon
    @macLemon Před 3 lety +6

    U sir are a legend...a perfect compilation for TUS hit 1 mill

  • @tabrezhassanyasin1421
    @tabrezhassanyasin1421 Před 14 dny +2

    I honestly miss this Goldy.. He 'calm down' now and become mainstream...

  • @tweedmouthtrains
    @tweedmouthtrains Před 3 lety +16

    That's giraffe defending!

  • @sushiking8072
    @sushiking8072 Před 3 lety +44

    Damn a whole hour and a half video, good job dude! Brilliant! must of took forever to make.

    • @fauzan9896
      @fauzan9896  Před 3 lety +24

      Took me months m8

    • @sushiking8072
      @sushiking8072 Před 3 lety +19

      @@fauzan9896 jeez man, kudos for the effort.

    • @sam5459
      @sam5459 Před 3 lety +5

      @@fauzan9896 Jeez, Great vid- deserves a like

  • @suckersyt250
    @suckersyt250 Před 3 lety +8

    The Way He Rages Mate😂🤣. its funny
    imagine him being the commentator in every man utd match

  • @10Thiago
    @10Thiago Před 3 lety +3

    Just earned yourself a new subscriber. You the 🐐 for this!

  • @BongDiggidee
    @BongDiggidee Před měsícem +1

    "SHRINKING LIKE A STIFFY IN AN ICED BATH" 😂😂😂😂

  • @40yearoldvirgil15
    @40yearoldvirgil15 Před rokem

    🤣🤣🤣 class vid mate, do one for season just gone 🙏

  • @dagjohnsen6230
    @dagjohnsen6230 Před 3 lety +11

    In all fairness , defending a picnic against a pack of ants is pretty much impossible.

  • @PO-ks8xe
    @PO-ks8xe Před 2 lety +3

    There’s more holes in the defence than a hedgehogs mattress 😂 I love this man

  • @ipodzonly123
    @ipodzonly123 Před 3 lety +8

    Amazing video👍

  • @benphillips9774
    @benphillips9774 Před 3 lety +6

    Honestly this guy has been the highlight of the last year and a half....

  • @Buduchop77k
    @Buduchop77k Před 3 lety +3

    Lindelof not strong enough” and Shaw not tight enough 😂 😂😂

  • @trappingforjesus9220
    @trappingforjesus9220 Před 3 lety +5

    Hats off to you, this must've taken hours...

  • @LordBathtub
    @LordBathtub Před 3 měsíci +2

    14:00 Lindelof has been as useful as Steven Hawkings treadmill and thats before he died, AND AFTER 🤣🤣

  • @drewellis95
    @drewellis95 Před 2 lety +1

    “Ohhhh it’s delightful”
    Proceeds to slip like a old man 🤣🤣🤣

  • @MIKE-TYTHON
    @MIKE-TYTHON Před 3 lety +6

    16:45 his old Sean dyche impression 😂

  • @user-gt7bx4cy6p
    @user-gt7bx4cy6p Před 3 lety

    This compilation is gold

  • @rtm7360
    @rtm7360 Před 2 lety +1

    I hope you will do another compilation one day perhaps of this season. Because I really enjoyed this one.

    • @fauzan9896
      @fauzan9896  Před 2 lety +3

      I might make another one of these for 2021

  • @Dmmanz
    @Dmmanz Před 3 lety +5

    🤣🤣🤣you’re a goat for this bro, need 2017 and 2018 aftv man

  • @jeremytassin7978
    @jeremytassin7978 Před rokem +2

    "YOU'RE HAVING A LAUGH!!!"

  • @marcusmurphy1481
    @marcusmurphy1481 Před 26 dny

    We're folding faster than Superman on Laundry Day just totally floored me :)

  • @mishaelinho4723
    @mishaelinho4723 Před 2 lety +1

    'Manchester Utd have come undone like a pair of crown's trousers' 🤣🤣🤣

  • @deanreilly8587
    @deanreilly8587 Před 2 lety +2

    The no no no against Leicester at the end gets me every fucking time 🤣🤣

  • @xdmanthenobb5276
    @xdmanthenobb5276 Před 3 lety +40

    1:11:45

  • @kinyanjuicarlos8899
    @kinyanjuicarlos8899 Před 2 lety +1

    "Its walcott!! a former Arsenal twart"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @thefiestaguy8831
    @thefiestaguy8831 Před 4 dny +1

    Imagine watching United about to score a "banger"... and all of a sudden the screen cuts...
    PEEEEEPAAAAAAAAAAA PIGGGG

  • @djtremendous.2263
    @djtremendous.2263 Před 3 lety +9

    There is no way i could miss watching his reactions on the Tottenham thrashing 🤣

  • @chesterlester5770
    @chesterlester5770 Před 3 lety

    Quality 👌🏼

  • @jonathanfa4267
    @jonathanfa4267 Před 3 lety +12

    Great 1 hour HAHA 🤣🤣👍👍

  • @mcwayne123
    @mcwayne123 Před 2 měsíci

    This video sums up for the last 10 years. Hopefully Sir Jim can fix our problems hopefully after summer 2024 things start to change

  • @helmy4328
    @helmy4328 Před 3 lety +5

    "Couldn't tackle a packet of Wotsits!"

  • @rchopra535
    @rchopra535 Před 2 lety +3

    Every clip shows how great maguire is for the rest of the PL

  • @Panda-jk1kh
    @Panda-jk1kh Před 3 lety +34

    14:02

  • @marksturgeon7576
    @marksturgeon7576 Před 3 lety +3

    This video is brilliant keep it up pal.

  • @G.T.E403
    @G.T.E403 Před 3 lety +2

    "Ye bald cretin" LMAO.

  • @davidjohnscottMUFC1996

    We have a legend and his name is mark gold bridge I love him 🤣 such a character

  • @chazave
    @chazave Před 3 lety +15

    Funniest guy on CZcams 😂

  • @devlyntagoe5283
    @devlyntagoe5283 Před 3 lety +5

    "like a stiffy in an ice bath"😂😂

  • @danielmccafferty5373
    @danielmccafferty5373 Před rokem

    I love the zoom-in on the desk bang 😂 😄 52:38

  • @patkawasaki771
    @patkawasaki771 Před 3 měsíci

    "What's he doing in the box"
    'Who's tracking back?!?!?!'

  • @Hardsy7SUBTOME
    @Hardsy7SUBTOME Před 2 lety +1

    ‘I guarantee this is going to be a penalty’ ‘he’s given a penalty, you’re having a laugh’

  • @idontmindpineappleonapizza9591

    Good compilation

  • @paulhay8781
    @paulhay8781 Před 3 lety

    Brilliant

  • @adamlowder7669
    @adamlowder7669 Před 3 lety +6

    Nice vid

  • @kimbob5
    @kimbob5 Před 3 lety +4

    Would love to see Goldbridge do a let’s play of Doom Eternal.

  • @lardosian
    @lardosian Před 2 lety

    His fist pumps on the desk crack me up!!

    • @SWJ_
      @SWJ_ Před 2 lety

      They make it 100x funnier 😂😂

  • @tango22ah
    @tango22ah Před 3 měsíci

    “ is a shambles and absolute horror show” says Goldbridge best summarisation of Manchester United of the last 10 years

  • @alfi3b_810
    @alfi3b_810 Před 2 lety +1

    Nice video

  • @laurenreeve5064
    @laurenreeve5064 Před 3 lety +5

    Harry Maguire makes it 6-1 putting a penalty past De gea !!! Lol

  • @CS-bd6mz
    @CS-bd6mz Před 3 lety +2

    Best way to spend an hour

  • @Tarantula7Tom
    @Tarantula7Tom Před 3 lety +8

    Great video 👍 5:45 is hilarious 😆

    • @FatCat8008
      @FatCat8008 Před 3 lety +2

      It's like he's yelling at a dog telling it to get out

  • @mail2760
    @mail2760 Před 2 lety +1

    "get rid harry maguire get rid "🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @timothyboyle9445
    @timothyboyle9445 Před 2 lety

    This guy is kind like my dad he supports Celtic and every time we’re losing he just flips the shit switch and goes absolute ballistic but I still love him though

  • @zachdale69yearsago94
    @zachdale69yearsago94 Před 3 lety +12

    28:15

  • @kai8697
    @kai8697 Před měsícem

    It’s been 3 years since this vid dropped and you could genuinely make another 3-4hr compilation 😂 they’ve gotten worse

  • @mikeymike8065
    @mikeymike8065 Před 2 lety +2

    "like a stiffy in a ice bath" LMFAO!!!!

  • @kinyanjuicarlos8899
    @kinyanjuicarlos8899 Před 2 lety +1

    The rant against paul pogba from 43:40.....🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Cole808s
    @Cole808s Před 3 lety +9

    43:58

  • @lesleybloomberg9102
    @lesleybloomberg9102 Před 2 lety +1

    Mark!!!!!Dude your analogies got me in stiches....CHANGING POSITIONS LIKE A PORN STAR WITH A BAD KNEE.. lmao

  • @rahimsh8016
    @rahimsh8016 Před 3 lety +1

    Great video 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @THPB465
    @THPB465 Před 3 lety

    literally something called a header lol lmao :)

  • @Ax-nt7wd
    @Ax-nt7wd Před 2 lety +2

    14:00
    About as useful as Steven Hawkins' treadmill

    • @maxthedoomer
      @maxthedoomer Před 2 měsíci

      Before he died … AND AFTER lmfao!

  • @namenullvoid
    @namenullvoid Před 2 lety +1

    Love this. Please dub it over the original game highlights, wkll pay

  • @Foldy435
    @Foldy435 Před 2 lety

    I was having a bad day until I saw this.

  • @nikhilrodriques6429
    @nikhilrodriques6429 Před 3 lety +7

    How can you not rate mark goldbridge

  • @therealmcdonaldsarabia
    @therealmcdonaldsarabia Před 3 lety +4

    21:19 makes me genuinely upset

  • @LcfcJayy
    @LcfcJayy Před 2 lety +1

    That Peppa Pig moment is goated 😂😂

  • @Will23539
    @Will23539 Před 3 měsíci

    I would love to see Mark manage Manchester United😅

  • @theroman_architect
    @theroman_architect Před 2 lety +2

    9:38

  • @colinmcdermott9442
    @colinmcdermott9442 Před 2 lety

    "Moving positions more times then a pornstar with a bum knee" LMAO classic

  • @henrigamebredvargas
    @henrigamebredvargas Před 2 lety

    säger ba fåå🤣🤣🤣

  • @daviddeegrollert706
    @daviddeegrollert706 Před 2 lety

    I always crack up with the Peppa Pig moment XD XD XD XD

  • @archiewall124
    @archiewall124 Před 3 lety +2

    Oh shit
    They’ve bloody scored

  • @joecarsella5336
    @joecarsella5336 Před 2 lety +1

    "It's always BLOODY Burnley"

  • @dlmac8626
    @dlmac8626 Před 4 měsíci

    17:24 about Burnley is fucking hilarious 😂😂😂

  • @Danny-im9ek
    @Danny-im9ek Před 2 lety

    21:30 basically Schalke

  • @antjamestv
    @antjamestv Před 10 dny +1

    Goldbridge Is Right

  • @theroman_architect
    @theroman_architect Před 2 lety +3

    10:25