Communist ASMR
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- čas přidán 14. 06. 2024
- Comrade Yuri liberates you from the the tyranny & oppression of your anxiety and stress!
00:00:00 Privyet, comrades!
00:01:15 Relaxing AK-47 sounds ( Denix non-firing replica )
00:16:00 The Relaxation of Bread
00:20:40 Handing out the bread
00:23:00 The Conquest of Anxiety & Stress
00:26:20 Calming Bread Movements
00:28:00 Breaking of the Bread
00:28:56 Pete Kropotkin's Russian Dressing Relaxation
00:32:49 A moment of silence
00:33:22 Another moment of silence
00:34:24 General Nutcracker
00:39:19 Surprise Unboxing #1
00:44:23 Surprise Unboxing #2
00:49:20 Yuri’s Top Secret Mission
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What is ASMR?
ASMR stands for Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response. It's a non-scientific word that an everyday person came up with to describe the feeling characterized as a pleasurable tingling sensation felt in the head, scalp, back and other regions of the body in response to visual, auditory, tactile, olfactory, and/or cognitive stimuli, such as crinkling bags, hand movements, whispering, personal attention or watching someone perform a task. It's like goosebumps but much more pleasant and without the uncomfortable chills.
ASMR videos are meant to intentionally induce this sensation in the viewer, often referred to as "tingles", but the videos also serve to provide a relaxing, calming and soothing experience for the viewer. Many people who do not experience ASMR still enjoy the videos for their calming and sleepy effect. - Komedie
When I imagined "an AK-47 putting me to sleep" it certainly was nothing like this.
u was thinking about the loud but less than a second way
*we
this made us ugly laugh. good work, comrade
It’s now Ok oh no 💀💀💀
An Ak-47 putting US to sleep
Me: *gets a console*
My little brother:
*OUR* console
Наша консоль
OUR little brother
*_OUR_* Family
OUR wife, wait...
Sieze the means of relaxation comrades
The enemy cannot seize the means of relaxation if you disable the ear
*proceeds to throw flashbang*
the ak-47 puts a lot of people to sleep really fast
Fr 😩
Communism too
Trueeee
Agree socialism is much better @@ink112
Permanent sleep.
*You don’t find this video*
*This video finds you*
well its true
True blyat
Us
CZcams's Algorithm :
*sweats
Thats some *woke* shit right there
CZcams? Heh. No comrade.
OURTUBE.
Found you
You should have used the *incognito tab*
also fuck hydra
Why is the fbi commenting this
@@wheezere5061 ZE fbi do not like capitalist swine.
not f b i
*F B OUR*
Wheezer e because it’s HYDRA
obviously
That slice of bread is incredibly relaxing.
This man: presses the trigger to relax the people
AK-47 : start firing
This man: *russian confused words*
*Blyat*
Ахах
I hate this comment this was and has to be by far the most annoying cringey "No one" "Literally no one" ":" CZcams ass comment
@@lag1479 Bro 💀 nobody cares about your opinion
@@lag1479 what?
Missed opportunity to call that "USSMR"
ASMOUR
clay brick we are dead
Assmr
URSSMR
Me, to the guy robbing my house:
"Here, listen to the relaxing sounds of my AK-47."
You mean our house.
@@hotdoghandler FUCK! You beat me to it!
Mr. Nobody you mean us to the guy robbing our house
Mr. ASMR you beat *US* to it
Angela Ziegler read the bottom half of this comment as he said it
It's been a stressful week and the soothing delicate sounds of the robust AK-47 really take the edge off. Thank you comrade!
Этот АСМР совершил революцию в -моём- нашем сне.
А потом начал проводить репрессии, в виде сонного параличя.
@@mindik9172Хахахха хорооош)
Не хватает только русского акцента😂
Товарищ сонный паралич
Эtot ASMR sovershil революцию в наshem' sне
This is good. No gulag for this man.
так точно отставить к стенке
papa bless
а я думал сталин умер в 53 году
He spoke about lenin though, he must go to the gulag
What about Guantanamo?
1:23 teachers when a student has a hoodie on
😂😂
Ohhh fuck
😂
16:07 teachers when student gets bullied
A teacher once said I looked like a gangbanger when I was wearing a hoodie.
With this guy you never know if its serious or not...
It’s not, kind of obvious
Never, never
This is like rule 34, if something exists, there is an asmr for it
Rule 2Z
Kid: *has a pack of gum*
The whole class:
@Nintoasted bylat
Needs more likes
Slav Aqua. Well then
I will trade that pack of gum for Peter whatever-his-last-name-was' salad dressing
Aqua-is-my-Waifu
The children: GIMME THE F***IN GUM OR ELTS LISTEN TO THE RELAXING SOUNDS OF MY AK-47 B****
1:16 the quiet kid when everyones being loud
I almost died of laughter my comrade
Lmao
You mean *our* Ak-47?
ooooo-ooooo-ooooooooo-uhhhhhh
Lol
Thank you Comrade for the tingles you have given to us!
Этот мужий явсно знает толк в ASMR
Not my tingles, our tingles
Comrade, after this video would you like to play some tennis?
No homo... right. .....RIGHT!!!!
Yah comrade! This is the good soviet chill power!
@@atomicindependence7644. Indeed, all of that nonsense is forbidden in our great Soviet republic!
@@empiricalpanzervii1556 I wish it was here pal, I wish it was here.
As a german. I can say this definitely would have terrified my grandfather.
Ayo
German asmr, bitte
wait a minute what
its terrifying me as a german💀💀💀
@@td_is_infinite667 His grandfather was nazi
Отличный асмр, товарищ!
Ленину настолько этот асмр понравился, что он уже 100 лет в мавзолее спит
I played this to my water, *now it's Vodka.*
Landon Pine you mean “our” water...
Думаешь в России бухать любят? Если ты перевёл, то я не быдло. Я лично алкоголь ненавижу
Modern time Jesus
> Play this to your water
> Your water is now our Vodka
Sleeping vodka
Autonomous kalashnikov meridian response
kaleb Powell
Avtomat Kalashnikova meridian response *rather
This is like the 10th communist related video I've seen on my homepage, is this like a sign??
Когда рассказал деду сколько зарабатывают асмрщики
вот это хорошая
I love how he used *communism* as a trigger word
It is very relaxing.
Sleep
We used*
CUMmunism
*we* will sleep
This was in my recommended
Now it shall be in our recommended
It always was in our recommended
I searched for that
@LEELe OUR
@r e d l a n c e r - We searched for that*
I don’t know how I should feel about this being my favorite ephemeral rift video
Звучит действительно странно, но забавно. У многих вызывает противоречивые чувства, но у меня данное видео вызывает симпатию. Всем приятных снов. 😊
Sometimes I rlly wonder wtf is going through his head when he thinks of these video ideas but it’s epic
Our video
going through our heads
Yes
emilia, yes
Next is relax with Hitler asmr man I would pay to see that
Finally, an Asmr that WE can SHARE and enjoy TOGETHER
I wonder if anyone understands this comment 😂
EMBRACE THE COMMUNISM, COMRADE
@Kari okay, and?
@Kari it’s called a joke smh
@Kari furry profile picture go BRRRRRRRRRR
Oh my god this is the first ASMR video I've seen from this channel years ago before I even really got into ASMR or this channel. I just thought it was kinda funny when I initially found this but I remember this video I can't believe my first ASMR video was from this channel
been watching ER for almost 8 years now, this is still my go to asmr video.
Son: “hey mom where’s dad.” Mom: “ he’s in that mood again just don’t go into the basement.”
Suddenly they just hear *CYKA BLYAT!*
@mario martinez **c y k a b l y a t**
I thought in the Gulag (not call of duty)
*meanwhile in the basement*
@@StockyLikeStockings you ruin the joke
This is giving us lots of tingles, thank you comrade.
I love your profile picture-
Communist Kanna..
@@_goblinspit_ not your OUR profile picture
@@opex1359 just as Stalin would have wanted....
@@_goblinspit_ XD
WHY ARE YOU TAKING CREDIT FOR THIS? IT’S NOT YOUR ASMR!
It’s “OURS✨”😂
We are thankful for this Asmr Comrade,
Our favorite ourtuber is publishing our video
Poker FloppityFlop yes
Ourtube for everyone
My brain wont process this this
"EM WHY" is a forbidden word here it is only our@@zachmarshall6059
I can just imagine his landlord or something walking in on him standing in front of a camera with a Soviet flag behind him while he holds up a rifle.
FilterHat lmao
Immediately followed by him grinning and saying "Rift!" and canned laughter sounding in the background just for the meme.
And then the KGB steps in as the Special guest.
Landlord: Time to pay your rent.
Rift: I gave it to the state
Landlord: Well shiet.
Thank you comrade ephemeral, is much aprecciated
The bread wrapper is such a soothing sound
I never thought I would see an AK used for ASMR.
WE never thought WE would see an AK used for ASMR.
Patrick Worthington we took the words right out my our mouth
AKSMR
a simple way to bring people to silence
Chris sims ASMOUR
girls: "ASMR: 100 makeup brush tingles" the boys:
Matthew Bates *The Comrades
No it's *our* comrades
Matthew Bates nah
*Yes.*
Your comment is very macho
Партия вами гордится!!!!!
Imagine a video with exclusively Ak-47 triggers. There are so many sounds you can make with it and they are all good
See comrade this AK can make you sleep....
Forever
Alexander XB. Oh shit, that got dark( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) сукна
Underrated
GImMiE! *BLAM*
Look, im a vizard.
Ану чики брики и в дамки!!!!!!!!!
Yes Conrad
Friend: Hey, what are you doing?
Me: watching ASMR on my phone
Comrade: you mean... our phone?
Oh shit............WE better run.
*Sovjet anthem starts playing*
@@Barkinsson looks like WE have bad grammar comrade
@@datboirightder2807 OUR grammar
It's a typical mistake. Communism is not about common property, but about common ownership of the means of production.
He won’t be liberating WE will be liberating.
Greatest pr project I’ve seen
“Here, listen to the relaxing sounds of my AK-47” it never gets old
420
@@Orysswill1 69
OUR ak 47
*Reznovs' final speech, 1944 colorized*
*Ussr anthem plays*
*Black ops 4 theme song plays*
STEP 8, REZNOV
*THE NUMBERS WHAT DO THEY MEAN*
YuhboiJay but ak-47 wasn’t made yet in 1944
This is the best asmr I've ever watched. Love from Bulgaria
I thought he said "blyat, my comrades" and I got incredibly confused.
All
Soviets
Must
Relax
Revolutionary relaxation
The ASMR revolution of October
Даже Ленин востал на 53 минуты и 40 секунд
@@user-hz9dc7pd5p 41 секунды
All soviets must die
Rift: Listen to the nice souns of our AK-47
*fires gun*
Me:*falls asleep*
This is sad and cursed
The big sleep
the forever sleep
Falls asleep forever
Sounds
I found this and I looked at my ceiling and smiled and wiped away tear..truly a gift.
I love how creative your videos are man. Keep also love that you just casually bring guns like that into your videos. Fucking legend. Your DayZ Survivor video is my favorite.
“Listen to the relaxing sounds of my AK-47”
*fires gun*
I laughed the instant i read that
Is good Kalashnikov blyat
Wtf I literally read that while he was saying that HAHSSHSHSHSHAHSHSKAAJAJSJDNZJSWUJA
WayToGo Paul My reaction would be your channel pic
Спасибо, Товарищ. Вы сделали мой день намного веселее!
imagine this guys search history on amazon
That’s what I’m wondering
His FBI agent is probably thinks he’s a sleeper agent lol
Yo it’s reznov
alexa order everything thats communist
Frfr that's my exact search history on Amazon
"Calming bread movement" sounds...... unique to say the least
5yrs later still a goated creator and this video is still perfection
relaxing sounds of ak47,
**shoots**
And heart attack
In the school
Mr. Wyrzykowski
BIT it was not a shoot sound it was Soviet Union anthem
Relaxing sounds of playing csgo
*rush B*
FUKIN KURWA DONT SHOOT ME
“You see Ivan, you put silencer on grenade, you get quiet explosion for purpose of stealth”
‘-‘ yeah, this big brain time
Bro I just died laughing why is that so funny
You? OUR!!!
No WE put silencers...
‘-‘ *dont mind me just dieing of laughter*
thank you comrade, i shall share this with my group immediately
Очень круто. Не каждый раз при поиске ASMR найдёшь это.
Every gun owner: Always treat a gun like it is loaded
Comrade Yuri: *Points Ak towards feet*
Comrade Yuri has no need to be scared of his AK he has bonded closely with it after several freezing nights spent with only his AK
@@saifkhan1822 I have level four bonding with my horse in rdr2 and it will kick me in the face sometimes for no reason at all and it almost died from a train and I saved it from death so comrade yuri should be careful never know when they'll turn on you
Least it’s not his face
Foot shot: BLYAT IDIA NAHUI
Face shot: *Dies in Russian*
"this is my AK-47, and-"
*Accidentally pulls trigger
"Ack, cyka"
"Anyway"
Missing Context our AK-47*
Сука блять
@@dmitriyfuhrer2323 не по русски лучше
@@asspenetrator5132 поддерживаю
Heaven Ascension Dio Why are you correcting a guy who wrote it properly
An asmr video that we ALL can actually enjoy watching
heheheh nice one
Privyet, towarish!
If a concept exists, there's an asmr for it.
Word
Word
Me looking for Shrek the asmovie
Rule 34 B
Rule 1938
Russian Interrogator Putting a German Lieutenant Back to Sleep after interrogation
1944 Colorized
Kalashnikov wasn't made in 1944
human being r/woosh
Alright this is the only comment that's good
Ghostin Neo BREADDDDDDDD
Yo thinking about the fact that im german he is going to put a german to sleep
i didnt know i needed this in my life
Товарищ, отличное видео, в награду вам поломается тарелка борща и русская кошко-жена
Atomic heart?
@@Xom08ka yeah boy this good 😅
I'll let this one slide.
We will let this one slide
FBI she said she was 18 i swear
Don’t you mean *WE’LL*
@@ostk4yden456 are you apart of the FBI?
@@ostk4yden456 s h i n e i
U.S.M.R.
Unionized
Soviet
Meridian
Response
That is the Best comment ever
U.S.M.R? That sound too much american! Gulag will come to you!
@@superioritycomplex647 USSMR then
да будет благословенна мать россия
Then it would be CCMO
It’s crazy how if he dresses up as anything it looks like it suits him
There's no ASMR quite like experiencing the relaxing sounds of an AK-47 with the suspense that on the off-chance it discharges now you're deaf forever
😂
Me: finds diamonds in minecraft
My lil brother and my friends:
Our little brother and our friends
@@reuberndoesthingsthathemig1025 yea your right. I mean we are right
@@reuberndoesthingsthathemig1025
Us: find diamonds in minecraft
Our little brother and our friends
1:23 the lil brother and Friends
Yes you are promoted
Me!?!?!?
@@tripzixn No
Joseph Stalin can I get food now?
@@hookahgodrob no
@@hookahgodrob just cause of that your gonna go to the gulag
Privyet, comrades. As we're liking it, we should probably leave a like for this awesome-skilled commander. Sluzhu Sovetskomu Soyuzu!
Damn that Denix AK looks great! I’m thinking of buying a Denix M1 Garand. Great video comrade. 🫡
“Listen to the relaxing sounds of my ak-47”
Fires 600 rpm next to my ear.
Doesn't an AK shoot 650rpm, I think the AK 74 shoots 650 to 750
When I first listened to this I thought he was gonna actually shoot it and I turned my volume wayyy down real fast! xD
@Drake Jenness I don't I'm sorry comrade
Brah do you even have an ear
@@johngewecke8000
What?
A - A
S - superior
M - motherland
R - Russia
A - Adidas, Arctic, anti-capitalism, AK-47
S - Slav, sausage, Stalin, squatting, sharing, starvation, Soviet, snow, same
M - manifesto, motherland
R - Russia, red, Rasputin
BenjiGoldilocks Союз нерушимый республик свободных
Сплотила навеки Великая Русь.
Да здравствует созданный волей народов
Единый, могучий Советский Союз!
Славься, Отечество наше свободное,
Дружбы, народов надежный оплот!
Знамя советское, знамя народное
Пусть от победы, к победе ведет!
Сквозь грозы сияло нам солнце свободы,
И Ленин великий нам путь озарил.
Нас вырастил Сталин - на верность народу
На труд и на подвиги нас вдохновил.
Славься, Отечество чаше свободное,
Счастья народов надежный оплот!
Знамя советское, знамя народное
Пусть от победы к победе ведет!
Skvoz grozy siialo nam solntse svobody,
I Lenin velikij nam put ozaril.
Nas vyrastil Stalin - na vernost narodu
Na trud i na podvigi nas vdokhnovil.
Slavsia, Otechestvo chashe svobodnoe,
Schastia narodov nadezhnyj oplot!
Znamia sovetskoe, znamia narodnoe
Pust ot pobedy k pobede vedet!
Мы армию нашу растили в сраженьях,
Захватчиков подлых с дороги сметем!
Мы в битвах решаем судьбу поколений,
Мы к славе Отчизну свою поведем!
Славься, Отечество наше свободное,
Славы народов надежный оплот!
Знамя советское, знамя народное
Пусть от победы к победе ведет!
FortniteGod Boss sorry I don’t speak Russian. :(
Soyuz nyerushimij ryespublik svobodnykh
Splotila navyeki vyelikaya Rus';
Da zdravstvuyet sozdannyj volyej narodov
Yedinyj, moguchij Sovyetskij Soyuz!
Slav'sya, otyechyestvo
Nashye svobodnoye,
Druzhby narodov nadyozhnyj oplot!
Partiya Lyenina
Sila narodnaya
Nas k torzhyestvu Kommunizma vyedyot!
Skvoz' grozi siyalo
Nam solntsye svobody
I Lyenin vyelikij nam put' ozaril
Na pravoye dyelo on podnyal narody
Na trud i na podvigi nas vdokhnovil!
BenjiGoldilocks
This is the anthem of the USSR, my English-speaking friend
cant let her know i fw this
man i never know that breads could make me relax and sleep.
Not your AK-47, *_OUR_* AK-47.
Not our AK-47, *YOURS* AK-47
Ахахах,лол ору
So the Pigmasks are communists?
Not ak47 blyat
AK
I'm wondering what will happen if he pulls the trigger accidentally...
My history teacher: is there something funny here?
Me: no maam
My brain: soviet onion
Lmao
My history teacher?
Our history teacher!
Капиталист, я тебя выслушал, теперь встань к стенке
Забавно
Soviets have LAYERS.
Girls asmr: *using layered lips, long nail scratching, makeup*
Boys asmr:
Holy cow that looks like an AK-47 with a milled receiver (only produced in the initial production run before they switched to stamped receivers)!!! How did he manage to get his hands on one of those??
It’s a model Al-47 not a real one
@@skymanlordoftheskiesI don’t think so. I am pretty sure he said that to keep CZcams happy.
Babe: wanna come ?
Stalin : no I'm busy sending people to the gulag.
Babe: my parents aren't here
Stalin : I know.
Dino S. Trex this needs more likes
Destruction 100
lmao
Daaaaaaaaamn
nice
*AK47 laid to sleep thousands of people, but for the first time in this way*
Спиздил шутку у Тимура Докторова
@@vladivostok_infamous и чё? Мне кто то это запрещает делать? Не все американцы понимают русский язык. Вы, маленькие дети, не заебались писать по кд, мол, спиздил шутку, ко-ко-ко? Всем поебать.
Code 3 Не бомби
420 blazeit
blyat
I really want to see uncle E’s Amazon purchase history
lol
Fr, bros prolly on a watch list from all the random stuff for each vid lmao, ofc if you dont count the previous items from the other vids
where buy soviet union flag? Where buy fake Kalishnikov AK-47? then, where buy bread?
comrade you are truly amazing comrade
“He crushes the nuts of capitalism.”
WE CRUSH
WE*
Ummmmm... What tipe of nuts? 😳
@@JUSTOR0 OUR nuts.
Ha ha but capitalism has no gender
Capitalist ASMR: 1.3 million views
Communist ASMR: 2 million views
"Oh yeah, the people's revolution is all coming together."
Lets liberate vietnam again?
America Capitalism is the way Also America when someone finds oil OUR OIL MY COMRADES
Our revolution
Communist ASMR 2.1 million
@Byron Kelly Not true anymore
Prolly on a list for these ones
Thanks for this, Comrade