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    Captain Kidd forces his captive down a plank which is so enormously long that its own purpose is defeated. Aired 04/11/98
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  • @jliz4059
    @jliz4059 Před 3 lety +181

    "What do you suppose he's thinking about?"
    "Probably where the hell the end of the plank is!" 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

  • @imacloud11
    @imacloud11 Před 3 lety +43

    "run ahead of him and cut the plank shorter"
    😂😂😂😂😂

    • @lalaLAX219
      @lalaLAX219 Před měsícem

      lol except they could just cut it from where they are standing 😅

  • @jakehanson216
    @jakehanson216 Před 3 lety +68

    Smee was finally promoted to captain

  • @bluelouboyle_
    @bluelouboyle_ Před 3 lety +80

    "any more talk like that, and you'll all walk the plank"
    "any other plank and that'd be a hell of a threat" 😂

  • @flashwgordon
    @flashwgordon Před 3 lety +85

    I find it hilarious that in the end we see that the plank is actually not long at all.

    • @sigmasquadleader
      @sigmasquadleader Před 3 lety +13

      The true plank was always the one we walked along the way.

    • @zorakj
      @zorakj Před 2 lety +6

      I also like the spring.

  • @vardellsfolly5200
    @vardellsfolly5200 Před 5 lety +227

    Rest in peace, Bob Hoskins, you magnificent man.

    • @WaitingtoHit
      @WaitingtoHit Před 3 lety +2

      He once said that his greatest regret was starring in Super Mario Bros.

    • @GHC3
      @GHC3 Před 3 lety +3

      @@WaitingtoHit he shouldn't, because I grew up watching him in that and he will always be Super Mario to me☺

    • @WaitingtoHit
      @WaitingtoHit Před 3 lety +1

      @@GHC3 Ha, the guy had an excellent career otherwise, but he knew that was a God-awful film. Pretty much every time I see a worst-movies list, it's on there. A true disaster . . .

    • @razieltalos
      @razieltalos Před 3 lety +1

      he was a treasure

    • @the503creepout7
      @the503creepout7 Před 2 lety

      ​@@GHC3 honestly, i think the SMB movie gets a bad wrap. sure, it's no masterpiece. but on the other hand, it's unique & for the time period when it was filmed - it had some very ambitious & dare i say even good special effects. The Super Mario Bros. movie may be on a lot of 'worst films of all time' lists, yet it's also become a cult classic. And if you really think about it... can anybody actually name a Super Mario Bros. movie or show that was really very good?
      that said: i don't know MasterT - Hoskins was great as Mario & as Smee... but to me, he will always be Eddie Valiant.

  • @m.g.9468
    @m.g.9468 Před 5 lety +49

    The pirate crew didn't realize the sailed right into ... THE TWILIGHT ZONE

  • @duckface4828
    @duckface4828 Před 6 lety +202

    i was expecting Will to walk like this around the globe and surprise them by walking of the plank to another side of the ship

    • @torridd
      @torridd Před 3 lety +10

      That would have been hilarious.

    • @jameslarimer9211
      @jameslarimer9211 Před 3 lety +1

      But the plank wouldn't be straight. It would have to be basically a giant wheel. Don't be so silly!

    • @NathanaelTan
      @NathanaelTan Před 3 lety +1

      @@jameslarimer9211 Give some time to think, it'd be hilarious and not as cringy as the original

    • @qweasdzxcname
      @qweasdzxcname Před 2 lety +6

      missed opportunity. could have been hilarious.
      will from behind: "sorry guys, the plank took me here" "but here i got you some chinese food" (chinese guy coming with a horse or something and chinese food for everybody)

    • @ferretface8782
      @ferretface8782 Před 2 lety +4

      You're too creative to write for SNL.

  • @armancho76
    @armancho76 Před rokem +7

    "I wonder what he is thinking ?"
    "probably where the other end of the plank is "
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @MuttonfudgeRacing
    @MuttonfudgeRacing Před 3 lety +30

    Bob Hoskins was/is a national treasure.I don't care if he was actually British.We're claiming him.He belongs to the world.

    • @JM-lo9xk
      @JM-lo9xk Před 2 lety +1

      He's great in "Mrs.Henderson Presents" with Judy Dench ...a must see if you haven't seen it yet! Excellent movie 😁

    • @GwenActually
      @GwenActually Před rokem +3

      If there's one thing Americans learned from the British, it's how to claim things that aren't theirs lol

    • @KD_1989
      @KD_1989 Před 7 měsíci +1

      Touché

    • @katybug6572
      @katybug6572 Před 5 měsíci +2

      lol FACTS ❤ …loved him on Who Framed Roger Rabbit? too !🐰

    • @Turkeythigh420
      @Turkeythigh420 Před 5 měsíci

      I was gonna ask if that was Bob Hoskins.

  • @MargueriteFairProductions
    @MargueriteFairProductions Před 3 lety +33

    I just want to praise SNL for all the years of joy and taltented people who have performed on your stage. All of you bring all of us, lots of joy and Laughter and more laughter!

  • @betsyduane3461
    @betsyduane3461 Před 3 lety +20

    The plank that defied physics.

  • @betsyduane3461
    @betsyduane3461 Před 3 lety +22

    The earliest known reference to Davy Jones locker was by the author Daniel Defoe, published in 1726 in London. Captain Kid was executed in 1701.

  • @solkn
    @solkn Před 5 lety +85

    This is the same joke that Will Ferrel does in the Austin Powers movies as Dr. Evils henchman.

    • @AttilatheThrilla
      @AttilatheThrilla Před 3 lety +7

      Shocking how jokes from SNL make it into an SNL movie...

    • @Elric54
      @Elric54 Před 3 lety +5

      Austin Powers is filled with SNL rip-offs. Even the Austin Powers character was stolen from Dana Carvey, which was a sore spot for Dana for a long time. But hey, great artists steal, and if it works, it works. Austin Powers is a legendary comedy!

    • @Rougarou99
      @Rougarou99 Před 3 lety +2

      @@Elric54 Technically, it was the Dr. Evil character.

    • @ihavefallenandicantreachmy2113
      @ihavefallenandicantreachmy2113 Před 3 lety +2

      The Coneheads are from France.

  • @_tonerider
    @_tonerider Před 4 lety +54

    I can confirm: 6years after upload he's still walking

  • @tankterrain
    @tankterrain Před 10 lety +62

    R.I.P Bob Hoskins.

  • @mckenzie.latham91
    @mckenzie.latham91 Před 3 lety +13

    Bob Hoskins and Greg Kinnear, awesome.

  • @GHC3
    @GHC3 Před 3 lety +34

    Shiver me timbers, I finally found the sketch Bob Hoskins was in. His only appearance on this sketch show.

  • @Hosenrolle1
    @Hosenrolle1 Před 8 lety +48

    As if Smee took Hooks wig and hat and fake eyebrows and beard and does a roleplay of Hook after his death ^^

  • @akiyajapan
    @akiyajapan Před 2 lety +4

    Love how you can see the end of the plank and springs underneath at the very end.

  • @theultimatereductionist7592
    @theultimatereductionist7592 Před 6 měsíci +2

    The Young's Modulus of that plank must be enormous.

  • @Rougarou99
    @Rougarou99 Před 3 lety +5

    They say he's still walking...

  • @blueskye6372
    @blueskye6372 Před 2 lety +3

    Funny. Could see him entering another country and being asked to show his passport. 😊👌🤣👋👌

  • @jorgepoleo9284
    @jorgepoleo9284 Před 2 lety +2

    i like that the captain wears specs

  • @parapsycho13
    @parapsycho13 Před 6 lety +68

    Not only is that plank longer than the tallest tree, it is also apparently exempt from the laws of physics.

    • @Kowasi
      @Kowasi Před 5 lety +3

      Correct!

    • @Kostadin_Arolski
      @Kostadin_Arolski Před 5 lety +4

      Wow really. You must be smart

    • @marcushendriksen8415
      @marcushendriksen8415 Před 4 lety +9

      Not necessarily. The end of it could be held up by something. I always assumed that the end of it was in fact on shore!

    • @nebulousisgod
      @nebulousisgod Před 3 lety +2

      Or it’s a special wood that doesn’t bend. Magical tree wood.

    • @puppetgeneral39
      @puppetgeneral39 Před 3 lety +2

      @@marcushendriksen8415 I was expecting that to be the ending. He made it too shore and sailed back on another boat with back up.

  • @crenee4742
    @crenee4742 Před 3 lety +6

    So great. How did I miss this years ago watching SNL? 😝

  • @BeasTxMode2000
    @BeasTxMode2000 Před 2 lety +2

    i love to find these gems i hadn't seen before.

  • @babypiratesnapchat2
    @babypiratesnapchat2 Před rokem +2

    Pirate ship captain: Fire at will!!
    Buccaneer named Will:

  • @bfkc111
    @bfkc111 Před 3 lety +10

    This is just like installing a "small" game patch.

  • @jaundist
    @jaundist Před 10 lety +22

    greg kinear

  • @MariR-zm8wr
    @MariR-zm8wr Před 7 měsíci +2

    I actually laughed through the whole video!

  • @reydanawebb-robinson9964
    @reydanawebb-robinson9964 Před 3 lety +2

    He was walking for a long time 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @MrDerekMagnuson
    @MrDerekMagnuson Před 2 dny

    I just realized, why is Bob Hoskins’ pirate captain wearing modern day spectacles? 😂

  • @bmla88
    @bmla88 Před 3 lety +85

    The only thing longer than that plank is this sketch.

    • @geoffreycolpitts8163
      @geoffreycolpitts8163 Před 2 lety

      S.C.: "I gave your mother a good long planking last night, Trebek! She said the only thing longer than that plank was my-"

    • @kellyman30
      @kellyman30 Před 2 lety +1

      🙂🤣🤣🤣

    • @bettyschneider5268
      @bettyschneider5268 Před 2 lety +1

      Lol 😂 🏄🎞🎞🎞🎞⛵🚣

  • @bettyschneider5268
    @bettyschneider5268 Před 2 lety +2

    It would have been funnier if he would have came back on the ship from the back side on the long plank! Lol 😂 🛳🛤🛤🛤🛤🛤🛤🛤🛤⛵🚣🏄🏄🏄🏄🤺🤺

  • @cirilhorjak769
    @cirilhorjak769 Před 5 lety +120

    That's Brexit in a nutshell.

  • @zorakj
    @zorakj Před 2 lety +1

    What an adorable little cannon!

  • @j2rmo375
    @j2rmo375 Před 8 lety +13

    This is just unexpectable

  • @skankcore808
    @skankcore808 Před 3 lety +4

    A classic! The ol' wrong long plank prank

    • @aeroripper
      @aeroripper Před 3 lety +1

      This was the dumbest idea for a sketch but it actually was fairly funny.

    • @skankcore808
      @skankcore808 Před 3 lety +1

      @@aeroripper yeah they made it work,lol

  • @Potatinized
    @Potatinized Před 4 lety +7

    expected the footsteps to run at one point.

  • @Kostadin_Arolski
    @Kostadin_Arolski Před 5 lety +45

    Showing a 10 feet plank at the end ruined it for me 🙃

    • @victorhuertas4685
      @victorhuertas4685 Před 3 lety +5

      why, were you holding all the lughs in? till there very end?

    • @Tubalcain422
      @Tubalcain422 Před 3 lety +8

      Oh, did you think they had an eighty foot plank?

    • @God-mb8wi
      @God-mb8wi Před 3 lety

      @@Tubalcain422 he walked far more than 80 feet

    • @Tubalcain422
      @Tubalcain422 Před 3 lety

      @@God-mb8wi lol, do you believe in Santa Claus too?

    • @LYCANSS777
      @LYCANSS777 Před 3 lety +2

      Just watched it, a year later. The first thing that came to mind was how dumb it was to show the end of the plank.

  • @addie_is_me
    @addie_is_me Před 3 lety +5

    If he runs all the way and gets in front of Will and cuts the plank, Will won’t be the one who falls into the drunk.

  • @samslegostudiofilms1476
    @samslegostudiofilms1476 Před 8 lety +7

    not even a third of the way.

  • @visamedic
    @visamedic Před 3 lety +4

    “Damn that’s a long plank”

  • @wulfgarbattlehammer8568
    @wulfgarbattlehammer8568 Před 3 lety +3

    I couldnt stop laughing. Walk the plank. Who thought of this?

    • @dryherbvoter
      @dryherbvoter Před 5 dny

      Tina Fey as writer, Lorne Michaels as producer, Bob Hoskins played in Hook, and Will Ferrell plays in Austin Powers.

  • @epicon6
    @epicon6 Před 6 lety +3

    LOVE THIS!!!!!

  • @leefriedman3067
    @leefriedman3067 Před měsícem

    5:17...love the camera pan out

  • @erbaldwin1
    @erbaldwin1 Před 3 lety +6

    Why are Kinnear and Hoskins seemingly BOTH guest stars/hosts?

  • @orenburton-nelson2303
    @orenburton-nelson2303 Před 2 měsíci

    Legend say he's still walking the plank

  • @PossMcLeod
    @PossMcLeod Před 3 lety +1

    @4:02 That sounds a lot like the voice Will Ferrell (aka Mustafa) used in Austin Powers when he broke his leg! haha

  • @titaniumdiveknife
    @titaniumdiveknife Před 8 lety +7

    Keep walking

  • @ericowen449
    @ericowen449 Před 3 lety +1

    Now I get it! It's long😂

  • @mariabarker2036
    @mariabarker2036 Před 3 lety +4

    I adored Bob Hoskins.

  • @yaboyslimjim3180
    @yaboyslimjim3180 Před 3 lety +1

    Comically long plank

  • @toptohyekoms
    @toptohyekoms Před 4 lety +4

    talkin about "walk in the plank"

  • @josephmalter670
    @josephmalter670 Před 3 lety +3

    Shmee moved up in the ranks!

  • @JonLikesToys
    @JonLikesToys Před 3 lety +3

    I feel like this skit could have been even longer.

  • @eunoiamccrearytheone
    @eunoiamccrearytheone Před 2 lety

    LOL my Covid neighbors walking around at night.

  • @nathanikeda4184
    @nathanikeda4184 Před 3 lety

    The spyglass 😭😭😭

  • @castigadormarjon
    @castigadormarjon Před 8 lety +5

    Yeah! More cowbell!

    • @martinpalmer9810
      @martinpalmer9810 Před 3 lety

      Cow bell?? It was effing dumb then, and time has proved me right.

  • @JS-xu1so
    @JS-xu1so Před 3 lety +1

    only thing longer than that plank is this skit.

  • @christophercollins3632
    @christophercollins3632 Před 3 lety +1

    Fun Fact; the boat was decommissioned and repurposed for tourism; “Hike the Plank”.

  • @Boatfisherz1
    @Boatfisherz1 Před 3 lety +1

    And 3 years after this we got Pirates of the Caribbean....coincidence?

  • @wolvie041007
    @wolvie041007 Před 9 lety +1

    all the bosses are here.

  • @Sindollx666x
    @Sindollx666x Před 2 lety +2

    Rip Bob Hoskins, the best Smee of the 7 seas.

  • @AllAmericanConservative

    That's time I'll never get back

  • @torridd
    @torridd Před 3 lety

    I liked that!

  • @Parlimant_Strifey
    @Parlimant_Strifey Před 3 lety

    That plank was actually short. Lies. Shenanigans.

  • @jared338
    @jared338 Před 3 lety

    i was all like,,, MARIO!!!!!! i was there!

  • @In_The_80s
    @In_The_80s Před 3 lety +1

    Shmee as Captain Hook... Who knew....

  • @vardellsfolly5200
    @vardellsfolly5200 Před 5 lety +1

    That was a llllllooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnggggggggggggggggggg plank.

  • @reallydumbforeal1
    @reallydumbforeal1 Před 3 lety

    whats up with the half a second long applause at the beginning

  • @pulmonary4051
    @pulmonary4051 Před 3 lety +4

    Is that Greg Kinear?

  • @cc2onouuicc2onouui93
    @cc2onouuicc2onouui93 Před 2 lety

    take your time before you punish people to give mercy a time to deplete your anger

  • @happycat6836
    @happycat6836 Před 2 lety

    This is hilarious

  • @ABW941
    @ABW941 Před 3 lety

    Is there a material which can come close to something like this?

  • @featherface
    @featherface Před 3 lety +1

    Is it just me or did the noise cut out for a sec in the intro

  • @aeroripper
    @aeroripper Před 3 lety

    Was that first shot from a star trek tng movie?

  • @ryanrobertson7218
    @ryanrobertson7218 Před 3 lety +2

    Smee!!!!

  • @Hosenrolle1
    @Hosenrolle1 Před 8 lety +6

    The funny thing is, in the first shot of the ship you don´t see the very long plank ^^

    • @texasbell2481
      @texasbell2481 Před 3 lety

      I actually thought a fly had landed on my tablet when I caught your account picture out of the corner of my eye 🤦‍♀️

  • @jimbobmcgurt8078
    @jimbobmcgurt8078 Před 3 lety +2

    Who hosted Hoskins or kinnear?

  • @PrettyChrome
    @PrettyChrome Před měsícem

    Hoskins completely owned the role, which most guests don't pull off

  • @liagrace2674
    @liagrace2674 Před 2 lety

    imagine being will forte and knowing this sketch aired but it took 5 pitches to get spelling bee off the ground

  • @Aux1Dub
    @Aux1Dub Před 2 lety

    The only thing longer than that plank was this sketch

  • @hd-xc2lz
    @hd-xc2lz Před 3 lety +1

    Greg Kinnear and Bob Hoskins? Were they co-hosts?

  • @sarcasmo57
    @sarcasmo57 Před 2 lety

    Some say he's still walking.

  • @vanmann8347
    @vanmann8347 Před 2 lety +1

    I think the Carol Burnett show was infinitely funnier

  • @jengasias
    @jengasias Před 4 měsíci

    wouldn't the weight of the plank roll the boat though? You know archimedes and shit.

  • @donharrington8950
    @donharrington8950 Před rokem

    Maybe 15.000 bc those cart ruts go from turkey to Germany to siberia

  • @jsequine927
    @jsequine927 Před 3 lety

    5:17 not such a long plank after all

  • @Mayorofpeepsville
    @Mayorofpeepsville Před 3 lety +2

    I see SNL borrowed from Austin Powers burned badly bit also done by Ferrell. This is still a fun sketch thanks to Bob Hoskins. RIP

  • @thebantique3390
    @thebantique3390 Před 6 lety +1

    so where is the captain Flint?

  • @godofgold8084
    @godofgold8084 Před 3 lety +6

    Fun fact: The world's longest Wooden Board is 152 Ft 7in long (46.53 m) and was made from a strong man competition in Szymbark, Poland June 9th, 2012. In technical terms, this wooden board in the sketch would have to at least be 5-7 times that length at an astounding estimate 1068 Ft (325.5264 m), HOLY SHIT. This cracks me up...

  • @CatCaregiver-ie1ej
    @CatCaregiver-ie1ej Před 2 lety

    that sketch felt as long as the plank

  • @stefanthealmighty
    @stefanthealmighty Před 8 lety +77

    great job ruining the bit, by showing the end of the plank

    • @werewindwolf
      @werewindwolf Před 8 lety +9

      I wouldn't say they ruined it, as all the intended punch lines got played before the end of the plank is shown in the fade-out, but.. yea.. they could have used a longer plank, or at least not zoomed out in the end. It would totally have sufficed if Tim just walked towards the camera, then disappeared and we'd hear him continue walking. (I don't think they ever intended that to be the last point, but it very well could have been one.)

    • @hazasauras8293
      @hazasauras8293 Před 7 lety +21

      did you think the plank was real or something? you know they're not actual pirates either?

    • @Kowasi
      @Kowasi Před 5 lety +4

      Clearly, what you saw at the end of the clip was not the end of the plank but merely a section of the plank which is beyond your ability to perceive.

    • @ikilltrees666
      @ikilltrees666 Před 5 lety

      Harl Windwolf
      Who, the Fuck, is Tim?

    • @Kostadin_Arolski
      @Kostadin_Arolski Před 5 lety

      Ikr

  • @shanestone9770
    @shanestone9770 Před 2 lety

    Where do you get a plank that long anyway, do you just saw down the trunk of a redwood?

  • @opheliaroxs17
    @opheliaroxs17 Před 7 měsíci

    Is the guy to the left of Bob, Greg Kinnear?

  • @GatCat
    @GatCat Před 3 lety +1

    Its SHMIEE

  • @coosoorlog
    @coosoorlog Před 6 lety +37

    I'm sure this was hilarious at the writers' meeting.

  • @modemmack
    @modemmack Před 2 lety

    In reality, a plank that sturdy could theoretically tip the boat with his body weight. 🤔