Dating A Cockney | Micky Flanagan Live: The Out Out Tour

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  • čas přidán 16. 09. 2020
  • "You're my cup of tea, you are!"
    Micky Flanagan has gone from being a professional comedian without an OFFICIAL CZcams Channel to being a professional comedian with an OFFICIAL CZcams Channel (which his wife isn’t running).
    Apparently, you can subscribe to the channel here bit.ly/2XJ423E
    So, pour yourself a glass of Rosie Lee or Stella Artois, put your knees up, and enjoy peeping at Micky’s middle-class ambiance in all of its splendor… even if you’re poor.
    #MickyFlanagan #StandUp #Comedy
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Komentáře • 185

  • @mareecarlick3467
    @mareecarlick3467 Před rokem +144

    I'm grieving at the moment & watching this chap on CZcams is making me feel that things will get better!

  • @sammyknighton
    @sammyknighton Před 3 lety +173

    The homeowner line is absolutely brilliant.

  • @elberno4243
    @elberno4243 Před rokem +3

    "Tribune-ral" cracks me up

  • @seanjosephhayes
    @seanjosephhayes Před 3 lety +112

    I said “it’s eight n’ ‘alf quid for tamato on toast now fackin go n’ get it!” 😂😂😂

  • @ElfSixDave
    @ElfSixDave Před 3 lety +87

    Can't get enough of the crafty cockney. Love it.

  • @lemmybon3100
    @lemmybon3100 Před 3 lety +15

    Trying to throw 4 darts! 😂😂

  • @hayleypbop6997
    @hayleypbop6997 Před rokem +34

    No one talks about that journey from a working class childhood like this man does. 😂

    • @lucyspooner1673
      @lucyspooner1673 Před 10 měsíci +1

      God i get this as a child of East End parents. Memories 😂

  • @ancientfuture9690
    @ancientfuture9690 Před 2 lety +9

    "It's eight and a half quid for tomato on toast, now fucking go and get it!" 😂😂😂😂

  • @Sameer-Mustafah-Raza1-2-1
    @Sameer-Mustafah-Raza1-2-1 Před 3 lety +66

    “I can’t call her The Occupier!” 3:38 😂😂😂🤣

    • @pyroed7044
      @pyroed7044 Před 3 lety +9

      Relax homeowner

    • @mikewatte4478
      @mikewatte4478 Před 2 lety

      I once gave all the mail addressed to the occupier to my Israeli jew house mate

    • @muppetarms14
      @muppetarms14 Před 2 lety

      Morning Occupier, damn good show last night old girl.... Relax Home-owner, relax! Absolute Solid Comedy Gold!

  • @reneethorn145
    @reneethorn145 Před 8 měsíci +1

    "If you've chomped on someone's carpet you should remember their name, call me old-fashioned." 🤣

  • @RogueZebra83
    @RogueZebra83 Před 7 měsíci +1

    It’s 8 half quid for tomato on toast now fu*king go get it 😂

  • @kb9072
    @kb9072 Před 3 lety +32

    'Chomped on someone's carpet'
    Now that's a phrase i will remember.

    • @rocky7173
      @rocky7173 Před rokem +1

      Back then we had carpets !!!!

  • @krisjohnson9011
    @krisjohnson9011 Před rokem +8

    I’m watching these back to back with a trapped nerve, killing me to laugh but can’t stop. 😂ffs

  • @stephenizzy1
    @stephenizzy1 Před 3 lety +34

    Chomped on some body"s carpet 😂

  • @lorrainewadsworth9019
    @lorrainewadsworth9019 Před 3 lety +132

    Im a Northerner born bred and incredibly proud.
    Just have to say though he is The best thing to come out of the South., theres definitely No North /South divide when hes on stage, hes bloody brilliant.,
    chooses topics that we all 'get' irrespective of class, culture, age, anything.
    A truly natural funny funny man.

    • @mobiusfugue2582
      @mobiusfugue2582 Před 3 lety +16

      I think what you are trying to say is that he's from the working class. They do exist down south, you know... you facking cant. ;)

    • @bengrizzlyadams6187
      @bengrizzlyadams6187 Před 3 lety +1

      No difference at all a part from bruschetta that comes with fried Mars bars. :)))

    • @ronpeers1363
      @ronpeers1363 Před 3 lety

      A truly funny man when he leaves prostate cancer jokes out.. But maybe he's working on the one about the young woman with breast cancer... Her kids would love a good laugh since they. Also lost dad to prostate cancer.. Aarrgh that was hilarious.... Karma mick..

    • @napoleonbonaparte7883
      @napoleonbonaparte7883 Před 3 lety +8

      @@ronpeers1363 So anything that's not affected you personally then?
      Comedy has no boundaries my friend. If its funny its allowed, that is comedy.
      Sorry for your loss.

    • @hill16gs83
      @hill16gs83 Před 2 lety +1

      North, south, east, west it's just a joke we laugh cause we all relate

  • @leemason5953
    @leemason5953 Před 3 lety +62

    Always get me laughing mickey👍👍👍😂🤣

  • @superamario6464
    @superamario6464 Před rokem +2

    Jumped on someone's carpet...
    Brilliant!

  • @L_Martin
    @L_Martin Před rokem +1

    2:14 "Tri-bune-er-al" 😂 didn't get the laugh it deserved

  • @joetant6260
    @joetant6260 Před 2 lety +15

    This had me in stitches never let's me down!! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @sameermustafahraza2093
    @sameermustafahraza2093 Před 3 lety +22

    “Hold on a minute Eric!” 3:23 😁

  • @zoraz4867
    @zoraz4867 Před 8 měsíci +2

    My fav comedian, hands down!! ❤️

  • @juliandlamb
    @juliandlamb Před 3 lety +11

    Don’t watch this at work, laughing that loudly always gets a stare 🤣

  • @plowry9422
    @plowry9422 Před rokem +8

    Love him. Feel like I know him. He's so funny and never get tired of laughing at him. Cheers you up big time.

  • @afc358
    @afc358 Před 2 lety +3

    2:17 "Don't get involved, she's gone to a tribuneral"

  • @maxyneryan
    @maxyneryan Před 3 lety +124

    These clips are getting me through lockdown - my fave comedian by far

    • @shughefner
      @shughefner Před 3 lety +5

      Hadn’t really heard much of him till recently probably one of the best about just now

    • @ajalvin2012
      @ajalvin2012 Před 3 lety +6

      Absolutely, if Micky Flanagan doesn't make you laugh...
      Somein wrong wiv you bruv 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @fauntleeeeroy
      @fauntleeeeroy Před rokem

      Get through lockdown by fucking ignoring it

  • @smith0779
    @smith0779 Před 3 lety +4

    Can't call her The occupier 😂😂🤣🤣

  • @samcarter5576
    @samcarter5576 Před 2 lety +5

    Haha I’ve listened to this so many times and I finally got the homeowner bit 😂

  • @keithglover2483
    @keithglover2483 Před 3 lety +45

    Micky Flanagan is by far the best comedian that's ever been around for a long time now he's funny and fresh there's nobody near him he's most definitely the funniest comedian I've ever seen

    • @deslawson2662
      @deslawson2662 Před 3 lety +2

      Punctuation helps people understand comments

    • @stoolpigeon4285
      @stoolpigeon4285 Před 3 lety +6

      @@deslawson2662 If you didn't understand that, then school helps people understand words

    • @stoolpigeon4285
      @stoolpigeon4285 Před 2 lety +1

      @Georgina Orwell I didn't say he said it was impossible. Understand better

    • @andyjames9734
      @andyjames9734 Před rokem

      Best ever been around for a long time?

    • @waynus2021
      @waynus2021 Před rokem +1

      @@andyjames9734 🤣🤣

  • @musashidanmcgrath
    @musashidanmcgrath Před 3 lety +27

    Dublin born and bred, the Cockney ways and stories can be related to 100%. Top lad, Micky(you're probably half a Paddy anyway, with the Flanagan name) I've actually done the post thing meself many times. Worked a charm every time. It was either the post or plan B - the fridge magnets. :D

  • @danemartin2647
    @danemartin2647 Před 3 lety +28

    Wen he said how high up are you in boots, she should have said 5ft 9" 🤣

  • @andytraill
    @andytraill Před 11 měsíci +1

    100% done the looking for name clues on the way down the stairs, much more than once.

  • @Gazza-zg2tr
    @Gazza-zg2tr Před 3 lety +13

    This guy is brilliant best comedian by far.

  • @Robcatist
    @Robcatist Před 3 lety +7

    Chomping on someone’s carpet 😂

  • @angelaknowles8189
    @angelaknowles8189 Před 3 lety +5

    Bloody brilliane comedy. ya gotta just love this GUY xx

  • @samgraham9754
    @samgraham9754 Před 3 lety +17

    Bloody brilliant! Need to see you live!

  • @claireellis8242
    @claireellis8242 Před 3 lety +8

    NOT DAFT. MARRIED POSH. ALWAYS BRILLIANT 😆❤️🇬🇧

  • @MakeCannabisLegal
    @MakeCannabisLegal Před 3 lety +6

    Always a great laugh 👌😉💚

  • @NZYOGAGIRLLarissa
    @NZYOGAGIRLLarissa Před 3 lety +14

    Relax homeowner lol 😆 😂

    • @darkgaming1857
      @darkgaming1857 Před 3 lety

      Loijjjh7h7n7nunuj8hygcex2q😮😴😕😀😀😁😡😡😡😡😡😅😇😄🎩🎓👓⌚👔👕👝🔪🔫💱💸💷💶💴💵👠👙👗💄🔪👜💼🎒💼👜🐭🐭🐭🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱. 🐱🐱 🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱

  • @johnfothergill1581
    @johnfothergill1581 Před 3 lety +66

    A bit posh and a bit dirty,no you don't look posh,i nearly spat my tea over the telly lol.

  • @BentleyLifeStylePhotography

    "How high up are you in Boots?" Me : 'about 5'9" ' 😉😆Jeez Micky makes me laugh! ❤

  • @MysteriousBreeze
    @MysteriousBreeze Před 3 lety +7

    Relax home owner 😂

  • @garethhackett869
    @garethhackett869 Před 3 lety +7

    Saw him in Sheffield fucking legend

  • @onlyme9254
    @onlyme9254 Před 3 lety +2

    Dear pm can we please have a longer lock down n more mickey Flanagan vids!

  • @scottishseaangler659
    @scottishseaangler659 Před 3 lety +2

    Homeowner! Hilarious!!!

  • @brianlove8353
    @brianlove8353 Před 3 lety +3

    This guys amazing

  • @SHANEIZOID
    @SHANEIZOID Před 3 lety +4

    Genius 👏👏👏😂😂

  • @ISellSigals
    @ISellSigals Před 3 lety +3

    Love it.

  • @bonkeydollocks1879
    @bonkeydollocks1879 Před rokem +1

    240!! " hang on a bit Eric" 😅

  • @vischetty7736
    @vischetty7736 Před 3 měsíci +1

    He’s not wrong, bit dirty, bit posh is the bomb 😎

  • @lanemaund5097
    @lanemaund5097 Před rokem

    You are so talented 😂

  • @PaganPunk
    @PaganPunk Před 3 lety +6

    Total Legend 🥰

  • @mrrolandlawrence
    @mrrolandlawrence Před 3 lety +6

    its £8.50 for tomato on toast... so true.

  • @JoJo-xz6fw
    @JoJo-xz6fw Před 3 lety +4

    Hilarious 🤣

  • @mapleacer9925
    @mapleacer9925 Před 2 lety +4

    Bruschetta …its 8 and a half quid for tomatoes on toast. Puts it into perspective.

  • @thezanzibarbarian5729
    @thezanzibarbarian5729 Před 2 lety +2

    When it comes to my missus talking about her friends at work, I now have to make use a Microsoft Excel spread sheet that I can go back to it and update it so I don't forget what she's just been nattering on, and on and on about 8-))...
    A pocket voice recorder is paramount to the success of my spreadsheet too ;-))...

  • @calvinpayne8850
    @calvinpayne8850 Před 3 lety +9

    "240!"

  • @lukey9220
    @lukey9220 Před 3 lety +3

    Home owner.... Read my mind 😸

  • @TKO_thekindone
    @TKO_thekindone Před 3 lety +5

    I’m tellin ya Mick! I’m coming to see you on tour live my friend before I kick the bucket. 🤣🤣 proper cockney comedy love it. Your fan from the east end. Ak

  • @lifeslessons9889
    @lifeslessons9889 Před 2 lety +2

    Relax homeowner lol 😂

  • @FIMOE123
    @FIMOE123 Před 3 lety +22

    That awkward moment when you know a boots consultant are what they call people on the tills.

    • @goweresque
      @goweresque Před 3 lety +10

      Thats what I thought. Or the saleswomen on the makeup counters. Maybe Micky realised that but pretended otherwise to save the lady's blushes. Especially as he'd just called her a bit posh and a bit dirty!

    • @terencejay8845
      @terencejay8845 Před 2 lety +2

      No. I dated a 'Boots No7 Consultant' for three years. They're the dolls on the expensive make-up and perfume counter and wear a different uniform. Top of the Sales tree. I also had 'sample' bottles of every men's aftershave. Looking back, she was the nicest GF I ever had.

  • @rooneyrythm
    @rooneyrythm Před 3 lety +38

    To be fair, she did look a bit posh and a bit dirty

  • @petermernagh9991
    @petermernagh9991 Před 2 lety +2

    How high up are you in boots?
    She missed a major opportunity here to answer "about 5 foot 10"

  • @jenogilvie-grant2636
    @jenogilvie-grant2636 Před 3 lety +2

    Ausome 🤣👍

  • @johndcoffee632
    @johndcoffee632 Před 3 lety +19

    "It's 8 and a half quid for tomato on toast...."

  • @tammy8028
    @tammy8028 Před 3 lety +1

    Soo funny, hahahha!

  • @dylanharrington744
    @dylanharrington744 Před 3 lety +9

    Did he say "tribuneral"? That must be cockney for tribunal.
    Gotta love his honesty tho. My Mrs does it all the time and I think, I don't even know these people, why should I care if they are shit at their job. But I keep up the illusion of the listening face.

    • @leec6424
      @leec6424 Před 3 lety +1

      It's called an accent you b8llend

    • @cleoldbagtraallsorts3380
      @cleoldbagtraallsorts3380 Před 2 lety

      @@leec6424 More of a dialect word, it's also used by people in East Anglia.

    • @chrisacres
      @chrisacres Před rokem

      He says ‘drownding’ instead of ‘drowning’ in the Saga holidays sketch. That always makes me laugh. OOOO POLDARKS DAAN, POLDARKS DAAN.

  • @ironsmtb2040
    @ironsmtb2040 Před 3 lety +2

    🙌🔥🔥

  • @eoghandridl1007
    @eoghandridl1007 Před 3 lety +2

    Old on a minute eriiic!!

  • @bazza224
    @bazza224 Před 3 lety +9

    I just had a peep at this Mickey, I like peeping 😋

  • @donllaves8496
    @donllaves8496 Před 3 lety +1

    Lovable lavabowl

  • @rjpender2269
    @rjpender2269 Před rokem

    So funny

  • @1212341234alan
    @1212341234alan Před 2 lety

    ROFL 🤣

  • @gary8862
    @gary8862 Před 3 lety +5

    😂

  • @MrBrownnn696
    @MrBrownnn696 Před 3 lety +3

    Relax homeowner relax !!!

  • @Laura......
    @Laura...... Před 2 lety

    Boots. Lmao

  • @alanstuartwatt2455
    @alanstuartwatt2455 Před 2 lety

    Has Micly made guest appearances on East Enders yet?

  • @veganvocalist4782
    @veganvocalist4782 Před 3 lety +1

    🤣😂

  • @davemis40
    @davemis40 Před 3 lety +1

    Forgetting the girls name .. been there done that .. bluffed it through the second date 😂 ..

  • @fergussaint-john2535
    @fergussaint-john2535 Před 10 měsíci

    he must have been awesome to hang out with at school

  • @theoneandonlykctcb6366
    @theoneandonlykctcb6366 Před rokem +2

    Micky is a great proper British comedian, just a pity there was only a few dvds brought out.

  • @allylou8514
    @allylou8514 Před 2 lety

    😂😂😂😂😂

  • @MrBrownnn696
    @MrBrownnn696 Před 3 lety +21

    The woman was beautiful

  • @elainepaterson7937
    @elainepaterson7937 Před rokem

    Omg hilious well dun

  • @WHUFC71
    @WHUFC71 Před 2 lety +5

    Watching these is stopping me ending my life after my wife of 20 years asked for a divorce! Said she didn't want to be with me anymore

    • @dnichs7739
      @dnichs7739 Před 2 lety +9

      Mate if that's the case, I don't know your personal situation but look at it like this, don't take a long term solution to what may be a short term problem. You've got a chance to meet someone new, or just get to know what you want better. Either way stay positive and enjoy being alive mate, single or married, life's a total ride mate. 👍🏾

    • @benkent4395
      @benkent4395 Před 2 lety +4

      Keep going brother! Anyone that doesn't want you is no longer right for you, frees you up for the next chapter of life. Don't end it prematurely my friend it can get better! Hope you're doing good man x

    • @jackmehoffe9372
      @jackmehoffe9372 Před rokem

      Chin up mate

  • @distantcoff7391
    @distantcoff7391 Před 3 lety

    Was that
    Homeowner? Or
    Ho moaner?
    It's 'iz acccen init

  • @RIXRADvidz
    @RIXRADvidz Před 3 lety +3

    eight and a half quid for tomato on toast.
    where's this affordable dining establishment?
    Knightsbridge????

  • @kirkferguson5821
    @kirkferguson5821 Před 2 lety

    Its a shared casa with my swarf deeded

  • @stevep764
    @stevep764 Před 3 lety

    The daddy

  • @donuttime2507
    @donuttime2507 Před 2 lety

    260 😆

  • @leedaughtrey6587
    @leedaughtrey6587 Před 3 lety

    Anyone here after the whole women hate men saga

  • @Srw-em6iq
    @Srw-em6iq Před 3 měsíci

    What is a boots consultant?

  • @smythharris2635
    @smythharris2635 Před 3 lety

    Viva Capitalism!!!

  • @ospreybird
    @ospreybird Před 3 lety

    :-)

  • @dirttrackcowboy1244
    @dirttrackcowboy1244 Před 3 lety

    Each clip I watch adds years of wrinkles. I’m only 25 people think I’m 40.

  • @ladylove3636
    @ladylove3636 Před rokem

    240

  • @richardmiller6326
    @richardmiller6326 Před 3 lety +2

    Mockney

    • @richardmiller6326
      @richardmiller6326 Před 3 lety +1

      @ArmourTechnic still put on
      Boring now

    • @gillsimo5610
      @gillsimo5610 Před 2 lety

      @@richardmiller6326 Not Mockney, nor put on...not as such.
      All be it twenty years earlier I was raised on the other side of Bethnal Green Rd from this fella. I've long since learnt how to talk all proper so to say but I can & innevitably will slot straight back into my old ways, pretty much immediately when me mother calls me up for instance.
      Comes naturally...it's my native tongue/1st language...& sad the fool who thinks it a boring, put-on, mockery.

  • @memofrf
    @memofrf Před rokem

    X

  • @davidbowles4196
    @davidbowles4196 Před 2 lety +1

    and he tottenham come on you spurs

  • @jasonn6306
    @jasonn6306 Před 2 lety

    I thought it was going to be a joke aimed at boomers

  • @RUDI-UK
    @RUDI-UK Před 3 lety +2

    Somehow a whole generation of comics including Flanagan has been tarnished by their involvement in the Momentum arselick fest that is BBC's Live At The Apollo.

    • @CaptainAMAZINGGG
      @CaptainAMAZINGGG Před 3 lety +3

      Nope. People genuinely are still enjoying him. Your perspective does not equate to reality. Learn to be happier, maybe.