The New York Knicks: Professional Basketball's Lolcow
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- čas přidán 21. 05. 2024
- Lolcow (n) - A person or group of people laughed at for actions that they take, despite not trying to be funny. They may try to take themselves seriously, but they are often "milked" for laughs with or without their knowledge.
The New York Knickerbockers. What can I say other than this team has been one of the more spectacular trainwrecks to watch in this millennium. If I were to go over every single fuckup and power trip, this video would be a smoldering pile of rubble and dust within ten minutes. This video merely scratches the surface of the chaos that is their organization, but it's a start.
This will probably be far from the last time I discuss this franchise. Not enough popcorn in the world to watch all of this drama unfold. - Sport
It's funny coming back to a vid years later and saying, "This vid aged well"
So many of Tree's videos haven't aged well, which is a good thing for those teams and their fan bases.
Not the Knicks though, never the Knicks. It only gets funnier and sadder.
@@murhafabdalqader9727 and the mets
Especially now the nets r actually good
KMC they have to redo it😂
The Nets got Kyrie and KD while the Knicks got pretty much nothing except a bunch of PFs 😂😂😂
Knicks wanted Zion, Kyrie, and KD and got Julius Randle, Reggie Bullock, and Bobby Portis...............
Knicks gonna Knick
@BlackDeathViral03 update: Fitzdale be gone!
The Knicks ain’t shit
You mean Julius Williamson, Reggie Durant and Bobby Irving?
To be fair a lot of the free-agent hype was perpetrated from basketball media and pundits like ESPN. We're still going to continue to be bad because of Dolan though.
@@andrewoolman6317 that ain't been shit in 20 yrs
Let's not forget that the Knicks were the losing team during Wilt Chamberlain's legendary 100-point game in 1962. Yep, their lolcowdom stretches back that far.
@RoguePepper 9606 tbf for you guys. Who WOULDN'T lose to Wilt at that point in time
Marc Vincent Medina the Celtics
No because in a few years the Knicks would win championships.
@@Aazib_Warriors Both at Wilt and the Lakers expense
Reminder: the 3-pointer didn't exist during this period in time, meaning that they allowed Wilt to go 36 for 63 from the field and 28 for 32 at the FT line. Yikes.
Porzingis got traded. The Mavericks are now members of the EU.
Kyrie and KD are coming to New York....
Just to the Brooklyn Nets.
Conglaturation.
at least new york has two teams :0
@CG yep but not the liberty wnba is cheeks. i mean the nets, new york basketball fans can always switch to being nets fans and when the nets become trash and the knicks become good (which is rare) the new yorkers can switch over to being knicks fans
Yo, Tree. I think you need to do a Revisited on this one. Trading Porzingis, missing out on Zion, and failure to get any stars in free agency. The Knicks have somehow managed to out-Knick themselves.
loll he did it on his nba free agency video (LAUGH AT THE KNICKS)
they just denied Spike Lee entrance to the Madison Square Garden.
Spike Lee has been harassed by the Knicks
philly_sports Add another chapter. Fell to #8 in Darft.
"Incompetent boob who also happens to grope them." Hilarious!
"Start rooting for the Nets because the Knicks don't want you."
This week in top 10: Villains' famous last words.
As funny as these videos are, what always gets me is how astoundingly accurate they always turn out to be.
Poor Knicks
The truth is always the deadliest weapon.
@@UrinatingTree please do one on the New York Rangers. They're celebrating 25 years of suck. Yes I am a Rangers fan.
Not anymore. The Knicks are soon to be in the playoffs.
@@ericradford2142 And proceed to get silenced in 5 games by a 6'1" Steph Curry wanabe who was statistically the worst defender in 2019.
@@MrIrrelevant58 they’re back in the semifinals for the first time in a decade
Who’s here after the Knicks tried to not make up for not getting KD and Kyrie with Julius Randle
Leo Lee don’t forget Bobby Portis and Taj Gibson
@@cologga and Marcus Morris
And Julius Randle is now an all star
@@2chin4u Still got a ton to prove
@@2chin4u and took over from pandemic P to become pandemic R
CZcams algorithm just recommended me this after NYK missed out on Zion, Kyrie and KD 😂😂 it works!
Knicks never had a chance to begin with
I love this channel so much! Very unique with great commentary.
If the Knicks trade Porzingis, they are hopeless for the next 20 years at least.
John O'Malley I SWARE TO GOD IF THE KNICKS TRADE THE UNICORN I WILL STOP WATCHING THE TEAM
John O'Malley except porzingiz is OVERRATED
Nick DeRosa not really
Totally agree, I randomly came across his channel and can't stop watching.
Since I don't come from the USA, I can pick what teams I want to support, just because the Patriots and Penguins are winning now, don't mean they will be in the future, and the Yankees haven't been good in awhile so yeah but I'll keep supporting them no matter what lol good day
Who's here after Porzingis got traded?
Lol
I'm here.....AGAIN because of dolan banning a fan for saying, SELL THE TEAM! This video needs to be REVISITED!
Hopefully UT does a update
@@HalfBloodBrony If they don't get Zion Williamson *and* they miss out on guys like Kevin Durant and Kyrie Irving despite all that money at hand, they absolutely *deserve* that revisit!
Me
Always nice to see another video from you.
Thank you, sir.
UrinatingTree can you make the Chicago Bulls 😃
UrinatingTree good shit bro first vid of yours I've seen
This video is more relevant than ever.
As a Knicks fan, the phrase "at least we're not the 6ers" is our team's mantra.
Even then, that mantra might be completely moot by the end of draft night!
TheY2AProblem i think the sixers have a higher ceiling
We got a better future
that mantra should be downgraded to at least your not the nets
Should probably change that to,
"At least we're not the Nets".
This video continues to age like fine wine. Only this time, they couldn’t even “get names”.
Not watched basketball for years, so I can't imagine the Knicks without Ewing.
the '90s truly was the best decade before everything went downhill.
It truly was. Nothing can compete with the '92 Dream Team.
Trust me, the modern day fans of the NBA are downright cancerous as fuck! Imagine the worst kinds of comments you find on sports videos, only with a hundred times more stupid name-calling and over a thousand times more repetition on certain shit going on (daily reminder that Golden State blew a 3-1 lead, anyone?). That's what you see when going to comment sections for the NBA! (At least on CZcams. Thank God Almighty we have SB Nation.)
Larry Bundy Jr How the hell do you wind up at almost every video I watch? What's your secret?
Dude why are you on every video I watch? Do you just sit on CZcams all day?
Yep. Now everything is dynasties and a rant from Stephen A Smith on someone forgetting to call a timeout
There are 3 constants in life:
Death
Taxes
The Knicks sucking at basketball
Not anymore pal.
Even a broken watch is right twice a day. Wake me up when they win a championship
This channel is underrated, and should have way more subscribers
Your profile photo has to be the worlds worst bandwagon.
The Toker that profile pic huge bandwagon
Bandwagon! Sadly, I'm a Magics fan
Since I'm not from America I wasn't able to pick a team my father supported or a city I lived in or near, I picked the Patriots cause they were the first team I seen on tv back in 2004, the Yankees when my mate got me into Baseball in 2013 and after I watched a doco on Joe DiMaggio I become a Yankee fan and the Penguins cause I love penguins (worse reason I know shoot me) and yeah Yap-Pac Alko at least you don't support the Nets lol but anyway have a good day you guys
I think his profile pic is a joke guys
It’s funny how the Knicks are the most valuable team in the NBA, not because of their talent, but because of were they are located. If they were in a city like Buffalo, or Pittsburgh, there would probably drop to the lower ends of the league like Orlando or Utah.
Oh my god! As a Knicks fan I've been requesting this video since the 76rs vid. Thank you sooooo very much for making this
May 2019: this might not age well. Kyrie,KD,Zion...
July 2019: damn they still messed up
June 2021 we are starting to be revived with Julius randle and rj barrett
@@2007maynard April 2022: And now they're shit again.
Cut to 2024, where for the first time since ‘94, the Knicks and Rangers have both won 50 games. And here I am, still thinking about “Better Find a Church” and wondering if Dolan finds one too, to pray that these two rosters don’t end up choking in some way when the postseason rolls around.
They choked against the Pacers in Game 7 on their own home court.
"And now it's time for everyone's favorite segment!
Everybody,laugh at the Knicks!"
-Urinating Tree 2019
This needs a refresher video
An Half-Century of Failure video would fit them well.
this video shouldve been made when the Knicks decided to bring Phil Jackson on board!
You have a pet hamster named Elephant if I'm not mistaken.
UrinatingTree aaaaaaand he's gone
Both Michael Jordan and Phil Jackson are examples of great players or coaches that weren't great executives. It's strange, but a lot of people do think that being a player or coach translates to front office success. Oftentimes the general managers and other executives weren't ever players or coaches. Completely different skill sets.
Here after KD and Kyrie went to the Nets, right?
wanna hear a joke
Phil Jackson
Don't say that, man. He's gonna curse you with a knee injury and lambast you every week to the media.
why do u say wakeem instead of jokeam
Because I'm an idiot.
Matthew Ray Because he's wack
James Dolan is a bigger one.
#FireJamesDolan
#SellTheTeam
They're now called the New York Power Fowards
Growing up in a family of Knicks fans, I'm not sure if I should show this to them to risk being Disowned.
Unlike many other Tree videos, this video aged perfectly.
Came back to this video after Spike Lee gave up on the Knicks and everyone's blasting Dolan. This video aged beautifully. Way to be ahead of the curve Tree.
Who's here after the Nets signed KD and Kyrie. I think the Knicks need another video
I guess it's already in making process :D
Maybe this one is about Steve Mills tenure with the team as Jim Dolan's malcontent puppet.
i wonder how THIS UrinatingTree would react to the Knicks now
No wonder Stephen A. was so mad when he talks about this team.
Ifeanyi Akunna
You should had heard his on-site radio comments the day AFTER the Lakers scored 51 points on the Knicks.
Here in 2019, when the Knicks were at the bottom of the barrel at 17-65.
HKVeteran and they don’t have Zion Williamson
so it got worse?..lol
its all james dolans fault...the dude has owned the team for a majority share since mid 1999 and hes won 1 playoff series since really making moves in mid 2000 thanks to melo j kidd and tyson chandler ..sure the 2000 knicks made the east finals so technically hes won 3 playoff series as owner but with pieces from a previous owner and gm and they did make the 99 finals so the 2000 team wasn't full of scrubs but I find it ironic since he owned the team they got worse and traded ewing a year after he took over...and I get he was apart of the ownership before 99 but he had no say before that in terms of final say or impact ..he was just apart of the minority owner share its safe to say next summer after 20 years the knicks will have 1 playoff series win under dolan ..lol ...thats horrible
it somehow gets worse.
they lost kd and kyrie to the nets
#FireFizdale. #FireSteveMills.
And now the Knicks got the only 60-20-10 game ever dropped on them and lost the only game up 9 in the last 30 seconds in the last 20 years. Incredible
do the nba lottery, the ammount of salt given by phoenix fan this past 2 days could feed the entire continent of africa
But the NBA Draft Lottery is rigged and shit. I mean... it's just so RIGGED. ;)
Now you're getting it! >;)
will you do nba finals?
The Lakers NEED a lolcow vid! (once they get Lonzo Ball). All you have to do is rip Lavar Ball a new asshole during the entirety of the video, and criticize their god-awful free agency moves
I bet the Lakers don't draft Ball!
Don't worry Knicks, you were once relevant enough that everyone remembers you getting tbagged by Jordan and Pippen.
I thought this video was made this week, turns out it was TWO years ago. Good lord poor Knicks fans.
I love the small details you out into these videos, like the Mario sound effects.
I feel like at this point, Knicks should be allowed to start every season with a 20-0 record. Starting at 0-0 is just a handicap on them. Spotting some wins will actually make it fair for them.
I NEED a new "A Legacy Of Failure" featuring the New York Knicks! PLEASE!
They would probably get the "Half-Century of Failure" treatment the Maple Leafs got.
Who’s here after they beat the Cavaliers in five to advance to the semifinals? Urinating Tree you are an inspiration to mediocre and down on their luck franchises.
When I think of "lolcows" in professional basketball, the names Gilbert Arenas and Metta World Peace immediately come to mind. I mean, Artest's name change alone makes him an absolute court jester.
Also, Why in the Sam Hill is someone like James Dolan still allowed to own a sports team?
Because he has money and gives zero fucks.
It’s 2020 and the Knicks are still a lolcow
what is your team perfect man ??? you are a looser sure .... 90 % of nba teams are loosers and just think they can bulling ny , many stupids ...
“They’re traaash! They stink! And ladies and gentlemen just for the interest of full disclosure espn radio in New York City is the flag ship station for the New York Knicks and I’m still telling you they stink period!” How do you do that!! How do you do that!!
Stephen A. Smith
That rant was legendary
Enjoy having RJ! Wait until the Knicks trade RJ for a bag of Doritos and a ticket to a James Dolan concert that no one wants to go to 😂😂
The modern day Knicks are so much better now. I can be happy 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
They're a dark horse contender now. Good for them.
New York is somehow the largest city of American sports talent and yet has the most disappointing teams to ever exist
New York not only has James Dolan, but has versions of him on pretty much every corner it seems.
New York almost always equals to shitty ownership
And after the Brooklyn trade this is still gold.
This aged well... unfortunately
They get terminated by the Atlanta Hawks in 5 games in the 1st round
3 years later...
- New York comes full circle in wasting Melo's entire career.
- Rose revitalizes his career...in Detroit.
- 3 years of tanking and the Knicks are rewarded with a silver medal in the Zion Tank Bowl.
- Porzingis is traded for schillings.
- You now have a team lead by a core of RJ Barrett, Marcus Morris and Julius Randle.
The more things change, huh New York?
Marcus Morris is on the clippers now
Bronze medal 🥉 actually Memphis has Silver medal 🥈 for Ja Morant
Half century of Failure video will be perfect in a Near furure and Dolan Desverves its own Legecy of failure video.
The video aged like fine wine
Now would be a good time for a sequel
5:35 And now he's alongside another European star on the Mavs.
We need a "Revisiting the New York Knicks" video yesterday!!!
And one of the kind every season
Forgot to mention the part where Linsanity made them almost good for one year and then they got rid of him instead of developing him to potentially be good in the future
This channel is pure gold. I get adrenaline rushes just to see the notification that another video is up. Keep it up
After stumbling on this video, I binged on a bunch of your others. For somebody who doesn't like basketball as much as other sports, your stuff is amazing. Your hockey stuff was also great, I actually want to watch hockey for the first time ever now.
You should watch it. It's a beautiful sport, especially this time of the year. Look up some highlights, for now.
Well now porzings is with the mavs
Knicks before free agency: We are getting Zion, KD, Kyrie, and AD! Championship coming soon
Knicks one day into free agency: Hmmm Bobby Portis seems nice
After a shitty day at work and a sorta kinda shitty continuation at home, watching your Knicks video was able to relax me and take my mind off of things, even for 6 minutes. Thank you kind sir; keep up the good work!
Love your vids man. Keep up the good work!
Rip Obi Toppins career killed 11/18/20 hopefully this doesn't age well but it will because they are the Knicks
edit: holy shit this might age bad
good for knicks fans after all that shit that went on in the last couple of years
but if they fall apart Ill not be surprised
2/28 edit: they are now the 4th seed... wtf
5/1/21 edit: HOLY FUCKING SHIT THEY ARE GONNA MAKE IT NO FUCKING WAY
5/15/21: wow I am amazed great effort honestly this year
6/3/21: oh well nice season hopefully you can make it past the first round next year I know you’re gonna eventually fuck up don’t do it also knicks fans I know it’s exciting to see your team back in the playoffs but it doesn’t mean you can taunt trae young or say he sucks cuz once you did that he scored so get fucked
Honestly it was deserved after how your fans acted could you at least try
I won’t say this aged well because they lost a playoff game and it’s safe to determine if does age well the next season
Anyways good seasons guys keep it up next year and *actually* win
I'm a Knicks fan. Pray for me
me too. rip
MARKOUT TV Amen.
At least you guys arent the Brooklyn Nets.
MARKOUT TV your not the clippers
@@thomasivie3202 Damn dude. I don't think there's a team in the league that would make a Knicks fan say "at least we're not that team" anymore.
This vid is still more relevant than the team
THEY MADE THE FUCKING PLAYOFFFSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Nobody cares if they get stomped on by a Hawks team who was 14-20 in March
Why don't you do any Lolcows for baseball?
I'm a Mariners fan. I know the meaning of lolcow.
Hendo Did you just have a conversation with yourself? lol
Don't worry, I want to do at least one team in the near future.
UrinatingTree it's gonna be buccos innit
UrinatingTree I volunteer the Marlins as tribute!
BUFFALO BILLS!!!!!!!!!
SABRES!!!!
LIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATRIOTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THE NEW NHL DRAFT RULES!!!!
I'M GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I’m back and it’s no surprise that the Knicks would blow it. SELL THE TEAM DOLAN
I am a sad knicks fan and have been waiting for you to post this
I don't follow NFL or NBA but watch these Lolcow masterpieces anyway
I'm not crazy about the NBA, but teams like this transcend sport and turn into general shitshows. They fascinate me.
Henceforth, you're from Pittsburgh.
The pain amplifies
Anyone here after they dropped to the 8th pick in the draft? LOL
Me
Everybody Laugh At The Knicks.
Yep. Dear God, I feel bad for the Knicks fans though. Screw James Dolan!
Sell the fucking team dolan!!!!
The basketball Gods have cursed the franchise ever since Stern gave Knicks the Number 1 pick in 1985.
This needs an update.
2 years later and I can say this aged like a fine wine
another year later this aged like milk
Is Spike Lee still a season ticket-holder? Dude must be a legendary masochist.
He should start throwing money on the table along with some friends. Dolan should be ousted at all costs
FINALLY, i was waiting for this video since the Oakley incident
Finally! A Knicks lolcow video, and it doesn't disappoint!
God this video will never get old
RIP, now Porzingis is gone too.
Knicks would have chips if there was a category for giving away good players or having the most toxic work environment.
J.R. Smith and Iman Shumpert were tossed out and look at that, they got a ring with LeBron.
KP is outta there now, and so Dallas will be a team to watch for. I bet at some point in the future, Mavs get a ring.
Knicks had better completely demolish their house and build a new one if they plan to get going. A team can't be THAT bad so consistently. It shouldn't.
@@custom-r It's the Knicks you are talking about here.
@@custom-r It starts with the owner, James Dolan. He is a very bad owner who can't run the team properly and if he sells the team, the Knicks should be good again. If James Dolan sells the team, the Knicks win. Oh and Phil Jackson should leave to because he is not a good executive.
I'd love to see one about the Philadelphia Flyers 😂😂 Keep making these videos dude. I love them!
this was the one i waited for as a die hard knicks fan this was spot on. brilliant work bro
Can we get an update to this vid after this offseason? Holy shit this video is STILL relevant
I'm Knicks fan, and unfortunately, all of this is very true. It's not easy to like this team nowadays
I haven't been a fan of basketball since Michael Jordan went by the wayside, but I do understand your plight as well as other New Yorkers. Greetings from Scooby from near Chicago.
This video is still as relevant as ever.
You can always count on these teams being messes every season: Knicks, Hornets, Browns, Pirates. Probably forgetting some.
As a Knicks fan, thank you. This needed to be done.
"At least MSG has the Rangers..."
*shows them losing to the Sens of all fucking teams...*
"Huh..."
That owner is such a mean little man. What he said to the 72 year old fan, it's just insulting to all sports lovers.
That Rangers part at the end made for a great laugh!
Another great video, still waiting for a lolcow episode on a MLB team though
I can't even blame people for despising the always awful Knicks, it's like if the Yankees' only championships were those ones at the end of the 70s and had the exact same smug personality.
2022: The New York Knicks have been eliminated from playoff contention. And now they’re owned by Trae Young.
2023: The Knicks advance to the semifinals for the first time in a decade.
Who's here after the Knicks lost free agency 2019 😂
Always a pleasure to laugh at poor teams with you good sir!
The nightmare is over boys, they did it. They made the fucking playoffs
And the nightmare returns sadly. Team looks dysfunctional.