Roasting Your Bikes on Fixie Points (not clickbait)
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- čas přidán 14. 10. 2024
- After five years, I'm ready to roast your bikes again. Fixie Points is the show where you all submit pictures and stories of your bikes for me to brutally roast and arbitrarily award Fixie Points. Us fixed gear riders spend too much time agonizing over every single detail on our bikes to make our bikes as beautiful (or not) as possible. Fixie Points don't matter; they're just for fun. Let the roasting begin!
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Oh we're so back. Just in time as I'm going to finish my build next week. Can't wait to get it roasted.
He really brought fixie points back? 😮
Yeah, boi
yessssss
couldnt like this comment in fear of breaking the 69th like
"Your money has outgrown your taste" is a bar 🔥
Can't roast what hasn't been built yet, I'm safe
That Thomson post really brings together the lines of the seat tube 🤣
Just one month of marriage made Zach wanting to do something out of loop 😊
Carbon is vibration dampening, not always for 'going fast' ive had both a carbon cockpit vs an aluminum one and while you ride dirt you feel a lot less bumps and shock while riding carbon but you also arent sacrificing much stiffness
"Welcome to ZGCN!"
Yesss finally fixiepoints is backk, pls do more episodes :)
When my wife's boyfriend isn't roasting my fixie I prefer Zach to roast it 😩😩
I think the last few Fixie Points back in the day, we could tell your heart wasn't really in it anymore, but this one slaps. Certainly guffawed at a few of these roasts. "The heaviest wheels money can buy." Feels like 2016 baby.
... And it's not that much money (AliExpress) 🤣
Can’t believe it’s been five years already since you stopped it but glad it’s back.
Got some good chuckles.
That Zack Gallardo bike chain friendship bracelet gets... -69 fixie points.
Go ahead and have fun roasting man, we're here for it!
Aw shit fixie points, todays a good day
Let's gooooo!!!! finally fixie points back! ive been asking for like a year now!
it's been 3,000 years...
"couldnt afford 2 rolls of bar tape" DAYUM....roasted
I thought he did that to be able to change bars. Can't put bar tape threw a quill stem
But your roast wad funny lol
@@reginaldfowle4586 facts I switch bars alot
Honestly I think you should do these type of videos once a month. Super entertaining.
Been waiting for this
Can we have one of these videos but with velodrome bikes
Les go baby gotta send my bike in now
back!!!! awesome. 5:10 so good. 11:48 its all about getting torque for the hills. 14:00 bike is dope.
And when we had lost all hope… he brought it back!
I feel like if I send him pictures of my bike he could do a whole 15 minute roast only about one bike.
There is so much more going on, than with these simple fixie bikes :)
YOOOO, no way, its back. Too bad I didnt submit mine in time for this one
Fixie points! YES!!!!🙌🏾
that wabi with knobbies was sick
So glad this has come back!
can not wait to complete my zombie fix gear bike, want to see it on your channel getting rosted xdd
YES! We've all been waiting for too long.
Some nasty ride here
Zack woke up n chose madness fr
The small and medium size Aerotracks have a sloping top tube, and there's still about 1" clearance to the curved part of the seat tube with the wheel slammed in the dropouts.
I love the concept of: the richer you are, the more fixie points you get. :D
We’re so back
Yes gotta send in my bike!
Yoooooooo!!! My favorite video series!!!!
This was fantastic fun! I am so embarrassed of my saved from the road side trash day hi-tensil General 10 speed conversion now. But, it does get ridden pretty hard on a regular basis. Best feature? If it gets stolen the thief would most likely bring it back.
W fixie points. W blink 182. W Zach
Let's goooooo! love how Fixie points is essentially a snarky rapid fire bike check I could look at the details on people's bikes for hours & your jokes are too funny.
I hope this fixie points series is still on going when i finish my build soon 😳
I’m so pumped right now
nice! fixie points are back
More Fixie Points Videos!
I love fixie points vids,when is the next one?
Oh hell yeah.. gotta send you my bike 😅
So good! Lol. I am going to have to submit my bike for sure.
I just love this, so cool
gold
lovin fixie points
Its finally back XD
That was so embarrassing...do me, do me
I can die peacefully now
Bro when I'm done making my party bike it's over for y'all
That last bike is… a vibe
So excited
Yap…..This is good
Yes
Great vid!
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! FINALLY! THANK YOU!
Anyone have recommendations on a nike to buy? Started with a 05' bianchi pista, ready to move on to something newer. Maybe alluminum frame?
Winner should get a fixie points sticker 😂
What straps on that pink camp???😮😮
nice its back :D
@10:25 Knobby Wabi 🤣
2:09 state restarted the production omniums and they sell them for 300$+
Zach do my green cannondale track from Chicago
I gotta send you mine. 😁
Why is your camera so good
I (allegedly) purchased the very last tap water bottle from you (which i can not find as it seems my nephew misplaced it. Because f#ckin' nephews...) so I suppose I need to purchase this as well (and not allow the nephew to take hold of it). Apologies for all the needles parenthetical...
pleaaaaseee do more
FINALLYYYYYUUU
Your laptop looks like a square cement tile. How would you find it if you leave it on the ground?
please do moree
Haha get'em Zach 😂
I just seen blink too on tues!!!
heavy ass aluminum tri spoke on steel frame
My red aero track in the top left corner
i think the khs wannabe is a legit frame just the axel to crown on the fork is too tall ... thats why it slopes backwards
That’s exactly it. It’s my homies bike and he got it as a frame and found that fork and slapped it on.
Finally🎉
Don't swifties have bracelets like that? -73 pop culture points
can you do my build i Got a Nice Dolan Pre cursa All njs parts
where do i upload my images 😭
Carbon is stronger 💪
bro no one rides kilo tt?
On a background are sounds of bicycle hell where ugliest monsters with pedals ripped apart bit by bit with handheld grinder... Noice.😈
No, seriously to be honest we also have such neighbours and in apartment building not a separate hause... And in such moments I also extremely salty.
This might be garys fault
My carbon MTB weighs 37 lbs
Kapow take that
Monkey poop brown is right! Surly and All city had some awful paint schemes.
15:13 Look at how Zach is losing 5W for waving his dress
Hahhahahaha 😅 roast me next
Leeeesgooooo🎉
😂😂😂
Bro thinks he's gary
Naaa he started it way back in the days. I love gary but is "roasting" sucks, Zach's is at least entertaining
Everything sram does is their fault
Stop saying 'fixie' unless 😤 you're going to make a video saying the community accepts that now 🙂
Can I get one of your fixies I’m to broke to get one myself and I don’t want to wait any longer to ride one🙏🙏
This bike show is so bad! It only talks about fixed gear bikes! Yoooo! Didn't you hear about the free wheel invention ? No, of course not. You just want to stay fixed, not free. -100 free points. And I also have something else to do like going to cool laser concert show. Arf. Adios.