Game of Zones - S5E6 - Poorzingis

Kristaps learns the horrifying truth about the Knicks 😱.
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[@cm6885]

Thursday is now my favorite day of the week

[@SodumbX]

1st response

[@allstar-j2836]

They took a real james dolan song for this! Search better find a church from JD! XD

[@AmFAmF]

Call it TGIT.

[@russellh6152]

Choco DOLLA hahaha.

[@stevenpr1405]

Choco DOLLA p

[@totenblume7517]

Whoever wrote James Dolan's song deserves a raise

[@lucasr2050]

James Dolan's band made the song...

[@mugennn-8616]

YES

[@floyd9727]

Lucas R sort of...

[@aandwdabest]

The parody > the original.

[@bradleyst.laurent3497]

“And having to tell him he’s razzling and dazzling but inside you’re crying and dying but you keep lying and complying because it’s terrifying”🔥

[@sirgluttony_2664]

My whole house is on fire after hearing that

[@bradleyst.laurent3497]

Snoopy Goose indeed

[@ogre7737]

Yeldarb 17 I love Walt ‘Clyde’ Frazier

[@winstonsmith11]

Duane Hill Hell yeah. Walt is the man.

[@davidkahn3009]

He said and after terrifying like he was going to continue. Love everything about this.

[@tedlasso2434]

“I think Elfrid Payton is the next Bradley Beal” guess what he’s now a knick

[@kevinj11798]

Wow I remember he said that and we really ended up with Peyton 🤦🏾‍♂️

[@luisarroyo7705]

He’s not doing bad

[@infinitymixtapes9562]

Oh fucking hell

[@lilHippo]

@@luisarroyo7705 oh how this comment has aged

[@Volantredx]

The guys who made this episode are all banned from the Garden.

[@r.s.10]

You're banned Volantredx!

[@iamlegend4064]

"I'll pay the luxury tax to pay Tyreke Evans the max" 😂🤣😂🤣

[@agent00p65]

Woman smothered their babies rather than see them watch Eddy Curry get paid 60 million gold to eat freakin' lemon cakes on the bench😂

[@jzoetheshit]

hhahahahhahahahaha

[@aquamarine99911]

Just realized they gave up the draft picks to the Bulls for Eddy, who drafted Noah and got the best years out of him, then he ends up back with the Knicks on a humungous deal. I'm sure Knicks "fans" (any left?) made that connection long ago, but it just occurred to me.

[@jerryholmes5508]

Erick 😥

[@skoveche2k]

someone explain this joke?

[@stkthefirst3463]

Andrew James, Aldridge as well!

[@joshshapiro3397]

who's here after porzingis got traded

[@anthony3246]

Josh Shapiro me 😔

[@shawnmiguelrivera2266]

they predicted it

[@Daniel-oy6zf]

Lmao

[@acecard1013]

"GET OUT"

[@henrysteiner8136]

YUPPPO

[@user-ct8pd1pw2n]

I just noticed Game of Zones is basically just a huge comedy roast

[@rygesa]

nothing to be ashamed about

[@behindthebarwithjr157]

thats because youre an idiot

[@guesswhonot1620]

As a Knicks fan I took this episode with a HUGE boatload of salt.

[@sgtplaya7]

as a knicks fan i didn't take it with salt because its true

[@SIRHENNY1]

GuessWhoNot you’re not a knicks fans all he said was truth lmao

[@rydiz8791]

“Cause we’re not gonna tank or play Frank Ntilikina cause Mudiay’s our guy” imma Knick fan and the accuracy of this is insane

[@NaiKzOfficial]

Ntilikina can play the 2 alongside Muiday/Burke

[@rydiz8791]

Amazing Sports Clips when did I say he couldn’t

[@pimpineasy1100]

I need this on a Knicks t shirt.

[@rydiz8791]

Andre Harvey fr tho

[@christopherforrest5713]

because of where he was picked, he wouldve have been a steal at 15-20 but we picked him over dsj and donovan

[@ssnders2522]

The fact they Porzingis left and they signed Payton is hilarious 😂😂😂😂

[@randomcat5262]

"I think Elfrid Payton is the next Bradley Beal"
and since then he has signed with new york

[@AlshawnJabari]

Three years later:
-Elfrid Payton is NOT the next Bradley Beal
-The Knicks are having a decent season with draft picks that arent busts.
-Walt Clyde is no longer terrified of lying and complying.
-Joakim Noah is the third highest paid player on the Knicks, despite being retired.
-James Dolan is still playing lute somewhere.
And 648 people are now BANNED from Madison Square Garden!

[@10ones]

Update the made it past the first round with Brunson

[@tryhardf844]

Update they didn't make past the first round.
Again.

[@hankarmas]

Apparently Dolan got so mad at this episode, he literally sent a complaint to *Adam Silver.*
Dude's soft af.

[@anatsusha09]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@palehorse6655]

Considering this is still on here Adam Silver is a good man

[@J10005]

@@palehorse6655 I mean what exactly could Adam Silver do even if he agreed with Dolan? 😂😂

[@aandwdabest]

Well, technically it’s a satire/parody of Dolan’s band’s song “Better find a church”. Dolan can technically make a case for complaint based on copyright ground, but he can honestly piss off, cause this rendition is so much better.

[@JulioFromBoston]

@@aandwdabest he can't. Copyright doesn't protect against parodies.

[@depressedravensfansince2014]

Lmao. "Poorzingis." 😂😂

[@xavierfernandez4451]

Mishaps Poorzingis

[@gillianguiamo7303]

Elfrid Payton the next bradly beal I'm sleep😂😂

[@DJGreatnessGaming]

high key that was the best part

[@footballneverstops8143]

Gillian Guiamo I don’t get it?

[@mokkaveli]

Beal is a great shooter and player, Payton is neither

[@cloutsponge6577]

I loved that part

[@pimpineasy1100]

Cuz.mudiays our guy. I literally died

[@agnelagbo7419]

James Dolan's Get Well Soon song Lyrics:
Better find a sept,
A good place to cry,
Cause we're not going to tank
Or play Frank Ntilikina
Cause Mudiay's our guy
Better find a sept,
A good place to pray for all your sins
Will I overpay Trey Burke
Or let him walk away
Like Jeremy Lin that jerk!
And Oakley is still not welcome back
Maybe I'll resign Jarrett Jack
Hell, I'll pay the luxury tax
To give Tyreke Evans a max
Five year contract (oooooh!)
I should bring Isiah Thomas back
And the small one too for a longer deal
I think Elfrid Payton is the next Bradley Beal.
(Ad -lib)
Alright Krislaps Porzmingis,
Time for you to hurry up and heal
A little birdy told me Fizdale hates his European big men, hahaha
Talk to you later buddy,
See you in Lithuania
Where's Oakley, I want to kick him.

[@colinmcgregor6445]

close... it's "better find a sept" - a sept is a church in game of thrones

[@agnelagbo7419]

Didn't know that, thanks for the heads up

[@bfam1163]

You ppl really annoy me all ppl have to do is turn on captions for the lyrics...thanks for nothing you piece of sshit...waste of a comment

[@agnelagbo7419]

goofball H Alright keyboard warrior...think your mummy is calling you 🖐🏾

[@gloomygl]

It's Isiah, not Isaiah

[@dammitjah]

As a knicks fan, I’m throughly pleased with how we got baked in this episode

[@Hellamoody]

Jahi Bandele thoroughly *

[@dammitjah]

Oh u right

[@WyrmAbyss1214]

same dude

[@bradleyst.laurent3497]

“Will I overpay trey Burke or let him walk away like Jermey Lin that jerk”

[@stkthefirst3463]

The reason why they didn't match Lin's contract from the Rockets is because of poison pill

[@Tarutaru94]

Well 1. The knicks could have just went over the salary cap not like they were doing much anyways with Melo, Chandler, and Amare's contract. 2. Dolan could have offered him a contract much earlier, instead of asking him to test the market, because he thought he would be able to sign him for cheaper.

[@positivedirection9503]

they didnt sign him cause Melo was unhappy, we were ballin while Melo was out and he hated Lin causen everyone just wanted to see Lin. darn Dolan did efff up alot. We let Mike D'Antoni go to because Melo, Mike D'Antoni disliked melo's iso plays and wanted to play fast tempo and move the ball but Melo and Dolan wanting to keep him happy let what could have been great disappear, I don't miss Melo one bit. Melo even made porzingis turn on Phil Jackson when Zinger always loved the triangle before. They should have Roasted Melo more in this episode he was just as bad as Dolan

[@carloalberto4132]

he was toxic to the locker room

[@whatsw1tha1rilinefood7]

“ oh my sweet Latvian child “ I’m dead😂

[@JoshuaFrick3]

"Bloated contracts for bloated players" 😆😂🤣😆😂🤣

[@cjmoore1017]

I think elfrid Payton is the next Bradley Beal😂😂
I. Cannot. Breathe.☠️

[@noahbutler9180]

It is actually a pretty good song

[@kashteller7466]

It's me calisketcher YT
😂😂😂

[@movieanatomy4341]

This show owns my life
And I love it

[@Darty555]

True Ogre Humour is subjective just because you don't find the newer series funny doesn't mean the people who do like it are 'morons'... You need to calm down dude

[@guesswhonot1620]

As a Knicks fan I took this episode with a HUGE boatload of salt.

[@vaggelismahairas8578]

Jack Uyl i

[@jaranda6913]

To be honest 2 and 3 were pretty bad, but 4 was the best

[@jaranda6913]

As in episodes

[@vdavey6212]

I can’t be the only one who burst out laughing at “raaaah Joakim Noah has a shit contract”

[@loveless8241]

Who's here after the creator Adam Malamut revealed that James Dolan directly complained to Adam Silver for this episode?

[@primetimeera480]

Thank you B/R for the knicks jokes now i know why stephen A Smith is a knicks fan. Your Joakim noah joke is AMAZING

[@LifelinegamingFilms]

juanjo Diaz lol was lame

[@saint0rleansofthe9th76]

Can someone explain to me what happen to him , is he injured or?

[@primetimeera480]

Mall Khalifa during a game knicks vs bucks kristaps went for a dunk on Antetokounmpo And he tore his ACL.

[@saint0rleansofthe9th76]

juanjo Diaz talking bout Noah

[@cbskater44]

Mall Khalifa he had an altercation with Hornacek and was basically banished from the team 😂 now he's one with the wilderness if you check his insta

[@DaMeloman32]

*laughs but also cries*
-all Knicks fans

[@kingrell116]

I keep coming back for Dolan song 😂😂😂😂 the crows dying, the Get out.. This is so accurate && funny at the same time lol

[@Geo98719]

In many ways this was the most sophisticated one yet

[@KingAdebiyi]

Let's turn that 4:18 minutes into 41:8 minutes... One day

[@carson9903]

Wth is "41:8" 😂

[@dave_dynasty]

"41 minutes and 80 seconds." I'm dead 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Kole-jl8ep]

Knicks fan ahhahhhhah

[@princehill4164]

Lol theirs definitely 80 seconds in a minute

[@tabokaotsile2101]

I assume by 41.8 he meant 41 minutes 48 seconds 41:48 lol

[@bryaneglesia]

Fear is for the elders who’ve suffered through the entire reign of James Dolan. 😂

[@RomnysGonzalez]

+Isiah Thomas gave a 5-years contract to Jerome "Big Snacks" James
-Who?
+Exactly!
I needed an respiratory machine after that one hahaha

[@razkable]

r.i.p isahai thomas larry brown 2004 knicks-2010...aka jerome james eddie curry malik rose stephon maubury steve francis quinton richardson jamal crawford zach randolph t macs shell shell of alan houston tim hardaway and latrel sprewell ..what a mess this team was from 2004-2010 and from 2013-2017 lol...

[@kazmere3000]

Poorzingis finally listened, now he just gotta guard his ribs...

[@rustybuckets]

chrislaps pormingus 😂😂😂

[@deandean2010]

Rusty Buckets I thought I heard wrong

[@guesswhonot1620]

As a Knicks fan I took this episode with a HUGE boatload of salt.

[@sebass4379]

They should have said Tingis Pingis! 😂

[@djholladay109]

as a knicks fan, this depressed me :-(

[@a.e.a.]

Darrell Christmas feel you bro :(

[@gradyc4314]

Same 😭

[@Cyrusislikeawsome]

Feelz bad man. Just want you to know the rest of the league keeps you, the victims, in our hearts.

[@drewsloan9639]

Same here -_-

[@guesswhonot1620]

As a Knicks fan I took this episode with a huge boatload of salt. I feel ya bro.

[@leechinkuan1864]

I love the fact that "better find a church" has 281k views while this parody song has 1.7m views

[@purple8289]

Did people really think an episode dedicated to the Knicks would be easy to watch? Was it easy to watch the red wedding? No, but as a loyal GoZ viewer you must watch even the Knicks episode. We must all feel the pain that goes with being a Knicks fan since Walt played for them.

[@simarbir]

But is he a good Kidd?

[@91iamlegend]

That Noah joke made me crack lol

[@lurchlogan]

That wasn't a joke... that was Facts!!

[@harrybrown261]

The tale of starbury shaging in his wagon with the marketing apprentice.... Im dying!

[@floyd9727]

Sebastian Figueroa somehow people found out Stephon Marbury had sex with some Knicks intern in the back of his SUV...

[@sugarshanegaming6805]

Whose back after the Porzingis trade!

[@kevinjohnson8008]

Meee I watched this a lot before the trade and even when Mudiay had started starting...
They had this shit exactly right 🤔

[@kevinjohnson8008]

And still after DSJ.... Mudiay's our guy 🤣🤣💯

[@sugarshanegaming6805]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@retina1508]

“GET OUT”
Oh my lord

[@bradleyst.laurent3497]

“I think Elfriid Payton is the next Bradley Beal@

[@ThTcraftFTW]

I spit out my drink when he said "I think Elfrid Payton is the next Bradley Beal"

[@RealWordKeepa]

Only Knicks fans understand the true struggles 😔

[@johnsantos9108]

When is the Lord Dolan album coming out? I kinda want to hear the rest, it ain’t that bad 😂😂

[@jackcorcoran1778]

John Santos it’s based off his song “better find a church”

[@maxbogensberger3725]

For Knicks fans it’s awful

[@gnarlyburrito5123]

Maxwell Bogensberger As a Knicks fan, I agree with that. I just need everyone associated with the association to be gone. I have PTSD over this sports team

[@joshyan1458]

lol read his band's wikipedia page its hilarious
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/JD_%26_The_Straight_Shot

[@noyea1709]

Joshua Yan holy shit that's classic you the real mvp

[@itsdavidman6673]

What about an episode about kawhi and the spurs, like kawhi getting his soul back from the soul box and etc

[@TANK-lb4ni]

David Aka the greatest COMMUNIST that will be after trade deadline for sure

[@darrelljones3965]

Facts lol indubitably hahaha

[@allenreyes6544]

Theyll make a kawhi episode once he demands and gets traded to another team. Hopefully by july

[@AntonioFChapa]

Hes not leavin though

[@vejscvetkovski2679]

Kawhi will stay you dipshit.

[@UCeagle79]

2:22 is the start of one of the greatest lines.

[@HajiStaxGaming]

“I, also, know a story about a Chris Childs who punched Kobes.” 😂😂
“I could tell you about Marbury shaggin in his wagon with the marketing apprentice…is this the kind of salacious and flirtatious story you like?”
“Women smothered their babies rather than see them watch Eddie Curry get paid $60 million gold to eat freaking lemon cakes on the bench….and don’t get me started with Bargnaniiii.” 🤣🤣😂
Bruh this whole thing is gold.

[@ljpoole235]

2:27 my man rhyme is excellent

[@josuelima20]

No NBA games today, but at least we have Game of Zones!

[@SoloDamus]

I missed 90% of the jokes because my Knicks knowledge wasnt high enough.. Feelsbadman..

[@johnAG]

Action Bastard rip

[@wilmarpratama5687]

The entire knicks franchise is the biggest joke

[@gnarlyburrito5123]

Muhammad Wilmar Rifky Pratama As a Knicks fan, I also agree with this

[@balliswifeyahimme369]

hold this L bro. you shouldnt be on this channel

[@Jorge-vz4rn]

Action Bastard the joke was the Knicks that's all u need to know

[@matthewbell802]

The "get out" embroidery at the end really captures the situation perfectly. Amazing!

[@sloppyhandwriting17]

i think elfrid payton is the next bradley beal 💀💀💀

[@infinitymixtapes9562]

Tyson Bonaparte and guess who’s on the Knicks now

[@calvinmoeller3823]

“And Oakley is still not welcome back, Maybe I’ll resign jarret jack hell I’ll pay the luxury tax to give tyreke evans a max. 5 year contrAct. I should bring Isiah Thomas back and the small one too, for a longer deal. I think Elfrid Payton is the next Bradley Beal! Alright KrisLaps Poorsminguz time for you to heal I heard Fitzdale hates his European big men”
Best song ever!

[@jonalgoulbourne]

Where's oakley I wanna kick him 😂😂😂

[@agent00p65]

4 WHOLE MINUTES today is a good day

[@yigitberkozberk4460]

What a shit comment

[@bookedroomer]

Next week it'll be 2 minutes and everyone will be like Damn 2 WHOLE FUCKING MINUTES thank you lord jesus today is a good day

[@BobLennon315]

Thats like so many minutes!

[@tpoli5447]

Dannngggg my dude dats like a whole minute longer than 3 minutes!!!!!!!

[@papichampagne2311]

Perry Ehimuh facts

[@kingdeedee]

I was waiting for a Knicks episode for so long. Didn't disappoint 😂😂😂

[@33bceltics]

Sir Ewing the Sweaty 😂😂

[@phillyjackson45]

*The Chris Childs who punched Kobe's* , Bleacher Report, I love you.

[@LeBeautiful]

...Did I hear Dolan...Rollin..??

[@NotUGHailong]

LeBeautiful how you got 1500 subs and no content

[@123Mathzak]

acewildunleashed Because he’s LeBeautiful. Duh.

[@NotUGHailong]

im saying it cause if he starts posting vids he could monetize them. and start

[@MrAlexlove75]

LeBeautiful y

[@MrAlexlove75]

LeBeautiful u

[@frankgradl3773]

Clyde’s alliteration was on point, as always. I love this show.

[@MrPabpab]

You guys are absolutely, straight up geniuses

[@carlscholl6519]

Bleacher Report is the true MVP
Sick Animation, Well placed jokes, So Dope.

[@scorch3633]

Kristaps looks like he couldn’t be more depressed

[@vmthelegend5140]

this is the game of zones video i have watched the most,it has so many incredible references and double meanings,simply wow.

[@fabiusberner8149]

I wonder why this is recommended to me today...

[@MarioCro7]

That moment when you stop everything in life just to watch Game Of Zones episode.

[@Ferhat4161]

i like how frazier rhyming words at the end of the sentences like he does in real life 😂

[@chewy_chris4812]

Well...... he got out

[@landkevin28]

Fear is....having to tell him he's razzling and dazzling when inside you're crying and dying but you keep lying and complying because it's terrifying 😂😂😂

[@marcjay077]

"My Lanky Lord" Clyde rhyming, "Get Out"...hilarious this should have been 6 mins though!

[@diadunne1143]

OK I love B/R but I gotta call bullshit on the last scene, James Dolan is *not* that good of a musician

[@MrRacecourser]

I swear to God, this is my favorite thing on CZcams. Kudos, BR.

[@norapeace6526]

“Where’s Oakley? I want to kick him” 😂

[@stkthefirst3463]

I thought they put him in a dungeon

[@ejsandersg260]

Got rescued by Melo and Noah lol

[@YoungDen]

It was in reference to ' kicking' him out the area.

[@brianbazan207]

as a knick fan i hate myself

[@antman05dabeast87]

Brian Bazan same man been a fan all my life and still waiting for a decent playoff run😑

[@jalen3590]

Antman05 Da beast 1999

[@brucebalzaescalona455]

Breathe easy my child.. for we will see glory before we die. The unicorn will come back better than ever and take us and the millions of the restless souls that follow the glorious New York Knicks to the holy land of rings and championships!

[@MsMrapplepie]

You poor souls...

[@superkiller131313]

Dw I'm a raptors fan, we more fucked.

[@endydearendy8193]

the song still work in 2021

[@TheChordstruckPony]

It's funny how OKC pawned off their stars and obtained 17 draft picks for the next five years in anticipation for a rebuild... and rebuilt faster than the Knicks Organization could sell season tickets. 4 months vs 5 years and ongoing.

[@JonSmith-hk1bq]

The Knicks aren't rebuilding though. They're just leaving cap space open for stars that will never sign.

[@sanjithvijay3089]

Here after he got traded

[@strvaan8661]

This episode is gonna be 🔥

[@thiccshake]

Please never let this series end let it keep going its the best😭😭😭

[@tj8002]

I love how there’s so much Information in these like the realllllllll NBA fans who know analytics and the history can relate

[@2rono288]

I see Game of Zones getting that Mcdonalds brand deal! hopefully this means longer episodes🔥🔥

[@vladinator8254]

As a knicks fan this was amazing to see. I needed a episode mentioning porzingis

[@msmot2000]

As a Knicks fan, this was painfully funny. Good one B/R, really good one.😒

[@ObiShawnKenobi1]

This is one of my favorite videos

[@jenkinsmanly-spain1252]

Alright KrisLaps Poorzmingus

[@megaherky3294]

Can you guys make a full version of James Dolan’s song at the end?

[@Gatorsmash90]

ALRIGHT KRISLAPS POORSMINGUS

[@ivanrojas5964]

Thank you I wish u could do an episode for every team

[@billie0429]

I cant stop watching this, awesome!!!

[@BLACKDYNOMITE84]

"A little birdy told me Fizdale hates his European big man" that's hilarious considering I'm from Memphis!

[@joangutierrez1777]

Her: Hey babe, can you come over ?
Me: Aren't your parents home ?
Her: No 😉 let's finish what we started last night
Me: Okay
*Gets Bleacher Report Game of Zones notification*
Me: Nvm can't, busy. Text you later

[@gmoneysports3653]

Lol

[@ihatevegans3098]

Joan Gutierrez you better have not considered even going with the girl

[@laylowsr]

Lame

[@laylowsr]

Joan Gutierrez lame

[@joangutierrez1777]

Lalo B You have a playlist of Post Malone, gtfo lol

[@sooperb]

These episodes are priceless.

[@SSEF15]

I love how they got Frazier's tendency for smooth rhymes and alliteration in there

[@lionelsenga3752]

"Fanlings are born and live and die, all without seeing a playoff win or a decent draft pick" Omg this is definitely my knicks recruiting quote

[@graygutfreund1122]

This episode and the Rockets-Clippers episode from two weeks ago were both fucking amazing!!!!

[@carterf3585]

graygutfreund The Van Gundian rants last week were hilarious too

[@walteravila5299]

very nicely done, and love that song lyrics at the credits

[@brucelau2023]

ahh i miss this show so much...

[@uglizzygobbler4773]

When ever I see a notification for game of zones I go crazy

[@RileyAnglian]

People who are here 5 years later and porzingis is on the Celtics 👇

[@silewis9396]

yo mommas here

[@keithjohnson6340]

😂😂😂omg u guys hit it right on the head. Us Knicks fans have suffered for too long. Best one yet great job

[@imanol1949]

I 💝 this series